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FIRST
You’re not human, so it doesn’t count.
Bilbo was first. You came along in the sequels.
Ring is still missing…
It’s really Shyre
The orge-inal idea is that it is a quest
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I DON’T LIKE SPAAAAAAAM!!!
Don’t tread on the momeraths.
WTF IS A MOOMIN
Why, it’s a cross between a cow and a human, of course!
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spam, spam, spam, spam,
spammity spam, wonderful spam!
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I like Merry better
Magic Mushrooms and a spliff. What’s wrong?
Haha. Great present for the elders in the family
This almost makes me like trader joe’s even more. They need to expand to Colorado.
Reproachful. Tsk!
What’s a girl like you doing in a joint like this?
I came to borrow a pot from my uncle Herb.
That’s a long way! You must be puffed.
Nope, I got a free ride with my bud.
Well, I hope you don’t have to leaf too soon.
tsk tsk, such childish jokes, do grow up, hops! my bad
To be blunt, I must go home and whack the weeds. It’s been nice toking with you.
Nice you could roll by! *waves*
darn it, i took a bath to get clean, but now im smoaked
Next time I’ll bring my bong-os and we can jam.
Yeah, we can spark up a conversation.
That would be wonderful, you really light up my day!
This is all just dragging on a bit long.
Do you also have to mow your grass?
I should, it’s getting pretty high.
Doobie careful on your way back.
Can I taxi or cann i bus my way home?
You’ll have to hash that out with the transport people. *shrugs*
I take up two seats one the bus since I’m such a fatty.
Fatty? Pfft! Quit your jibba jabba.
I can hardly walk. I keep tripping.
I trip in my heels, but I like how they keep me higher than usual.
i guess you’ll have to walk, those people have a heart of stoned
I’m watching skunks. It stinks in here.
I hear they have some hydro’therapy, that might help your nose.
Us in here, weed really benefit from that.
hmm, dont get your hops up though
Glad to have planted the seed – glad you like it.
you naughty people need to get a room
I don’t think that’s punny. :[
neighter dough eye, but there will be no mushroom baby making in this fail, just you wait, a couple of days and well be stuck with a shrubbery
I agree, get a room if you two are all going to be so mushy. You can tell us what a funghi he is to be with later.
I hate to be blunt, but you guys are dopes.
i met a very happy mexican lady the other day, she was a MERRY JUANA
haha that was horrible and i apologize *self fail*
Don’t be so blunt
Mommy, why does this mushroom taste funny?
Because it belonged to Bill Clinton, honey.
Did it grow on Miss Lewinski?
We couldn’t get it for the longest time! It kept stain’ in the one place.
I did NOT make mushroom prints on that woman, Miss Lewinski.
Depends on what your definition of “on” is.
What’s a joint like this doin’ in a girl like you?
Just a bit fake
Yeah. Looks like it’s fake. It’s either put in or on the outside. Trader Joe’s wouldn’t have some of that kind of stuff. The bottom of the picture ruined the legitimacy of it more.
no, tj’s totally would have something like this, and the stockers would be too overworked to notice… tj’s is okay but they market an image they don’t really uphold too good no more… i’m down to about six products.
Yeah, if you look at the top of the package, it appears to have already been opened.
I never knew you could get these
and I’ve been paying $80 for just 7grams
Looks seriously fake.
Looks fakely serious.
Seriously faked looks.
Faked looks seriously.
Fake looking serious.
Seriously fake, look.
Serious Look.
Face.
I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.
Sirius?
Mmm, smoked mushrooms.
nothing better to start the day
Or end it…
Even those mushrooms in the picture on the package look weird . Are they some american species?
Ah, that must be the one Alice ate when her head hit the ceiling.
Good News for Al, Peggy Bundy finally found herself a job ^^
The bag is quite clearly opened at the top…
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed.
Look at the left side, guys. Seal has clearly been broken.
yum. magic mushrooms ~
The pack has blatantly been opened at the top. Fake, fake, fake.
It lookslike that, but it’s not.
*gaag* this is why I don’t eat mushrooms.
That and ’cause of the last trip you took.
THE GAME.
IS A FOOT.
WAS A HAND.
Depending from the cigs content, this might be a huge win!
EWW! Well, at least you know they probably ARE wild. And the do warn you about the foreign matter…
Black Oyster Cult?
Picked all along the watch tower.
Wasn’t that Hendrix?
lol i thought the fail was that it said “shiitake” on the contents.
its not a joint its a cigarette butt…….
looks like a cigarette of the sort djarum. nice taste.
i’m sorry but everyone seems to be in-jokingly commenting on how this is a joint. how is this a joint? the red brown filter part or what ever it is looks like its made of plastic or something. anyway maybe one of you kids can explian this to me, but honestly it just seems like one person said its a spliff and a load of people didnt want to disagree for fear of sounding stupid
look up what a roach is.
Junior…it’s obviously not a joint. The first comment mentioned a roach (the filter part) and then from there the pun-streak went on a marijuana tangent, just because it’s fun.
Mushroom butt fail.
Anyone who thought this was drug related has failed….
It’s a cigarette butt, plain and simple.
Wel thank youuuuuuuuuu captain obvious
even if its not a joint, those intext-puns were really clever!
could be worse a condoms or Syringes.
Uh.. the bag is open on the top, staged fail!
I think someone put it in there on purpose.
not a mushroom
like, even if it was a joint, (which it blate is not) IT’S BEEN SMOKED. A BUTT IS NOT A WIN. Finding a butt of a spliff isn’t going to make your day unless your very sad.
Their best efforts can’t be so great.
pootpoot – my cousin – is that you?? Why didn’t you come to the Bean Festival?? I waited for you. I brought you a bag of shrooms…
Seriously, though – this is kind of fake fail, huh? So then it really is a fail… no wait I have a headache…
wow i love how the bag is open and someone threw the cigarette into it.
Nope, it’s real. This is my photo. I went to make dinner last week and this is what I found when I grabbed the dried mushrooms out of the pantry. Somehow I missed this when I was buying them. Best part, I was making dinner for my husbands birthday. I photoshopped the text on the back of the package onto the bottom of the image because I thought it added to it. The cigarette actually had asian characters on the butt which added to the humor about “foreign matter.” Not sure what makes everyone think this is fake??? I’m not THAT pathetic so as to stage fake FAILs
So, you say you’re the submitter and that you’re not so pathetic that you’d stage a fake fail. Fair enough.
But you’re admitting to having looked at the package at least twice (during purchase, then in putting it away) and didn’t notice a large significantly-differently-colored foreign object in the bag?
I do believe that counts as two FAILS, then. GG!
Their best efforts failed!
Do people actually fake things like this?
No matter what the fail is, there will be people claiming it’s fake or photoshopped. Don’t sweat it, dear.
Seriously I think you opened the bag put the cig in it and made it look like it was closed…
if it was not a fake then it would be failed fake not to be decided…
“The Pack’s already opened” FAIL
It actually looks fake. There’s no glare from the package. Look to the left- you see glare. It looks like its sitting ON the package…
Eh. Entertaining for 10 seconds.
I call BS. It’s either
a) sitting on the package
b) Photoshopped in
c) Both a & b
i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.
cocoa- vanilla cigs FTW
i used to smoke that ones
>_? Damn that’s nasty. *dry heave*
Fake fail.
That is so fake! fail to failblog ! ! !
lulz@ fail@failblog bags open middle top to midright
That was copy and paste! You can see the end of the stupid package! That is so stupid!