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Safety third!
Yes, but where’s the profit in this?
Why does it always have to be about profit ?
Because capitalism works and communism doesn’t?
*braces self for ‘In Soviet Russia…’ posts*
*squeezes eyes shut*
*tickles LGB’s eyelids*
In capitalist America, communism works you!
Does it make minimum wage?
Not even, it has to rely on tips.
Oh, the humanity! Nobody should have to suffer that way! Something must be done!
I know just what to do!
*squeezes Gracie*
Much better. Thank you.
*squeezes GS*
oh hai! u guys open?
If I were to summarize this fail in one word it would be giraffe
You’re lion!
I think it is stupid to compare communism and Soviet communism. And even in Soviet russia, it was not meant to be dictatorship. And when the land was overall poor, what good is to isolate it from rest of the world?
Communism could work.
You’re absolutely right; communism COULD work…
…if it wasn’t for those pesky humans buggering it all up
AMEN!
silly humans.. communism is for…
communism would never work. there will always be greed and lazy people. humans cant live in the kind of society communism creates. communism will never ever work
I love the black-n-white minds of people, makes me feel like an übermench.
capitalism FTW!
Step 3.
Close encounters of the third, um, counter?
Baaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Quack.
you left ur roflcopter on my hell-ipad.. dont worry i put it back after i took it for a whirl :-]
You have to doe something when the parking is full…
*DOUGH!*
Mmmmm, cake. /Homer
Mmm, donuts.
::takes a bite::
No sprinkles? D’oh!
Suddenly…WHAM! SUV!
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go … through the wind oh.
suddenly, it hit me….
Mmmmm, pork chops
There is no doe here. You are mistaken. Does live in forests and meadows.
Doesn’t live in forests and meadows.
So who’s on first?
Yes.
I mean the fellow’s name.
Don’t we all?
*snork!*
Another funny for you!
ht tp://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhoOnFirstTEXT.html
LOLz!! And now I must back to work…
*squeezes*
Meh. Does.
Doe, a deer? A female deer?
Ray, a drop of golden suuuun!
Mi a name i call myself….
faaa*, a long, long way to run!
*read: “far”
Sooooooo… Sup?
dose y doe?
i “teed” but no “he he”
I thought profit was #5.
Nope. Profit is step three.
I don’t know what step two is though.
wait, safety is always third… I am so confused
*squeezes all around*
*does the Safety Dance*
*looks at Brewski*
*sees a Man Without a Hat*
*grabs Dr. Seuss hat*
*plops on his head*
where’s Mr. Safety when you need him?
pal’ing around with the NRA.
they are refering to the underwear gnomes episode of southpark.
step one: collect underwear
step two:
step three: profit!
It was the Underpants Gnomes. The boys stay up all night drinking coffee at Tweek’s house to see them.
Time to go to work,
Work all day,
Work for underpants
Hey!
*glances around to see whether she got lyrics right*
and then it goes
we won’t stop until we have underpants,
yummy yummy yum yum yay!
*SQUEEZIES*!!
In the words of family guy “It was all slowed down and I was like whoooaa but I couldn’t stop it”
safety third? Fail, infact, failblog fail.
Everyone should know this is not his fault. He was driving ans SUV the only car thatsteers an inch for every 15 inches you turn the wheel ^^
that and the fact that the gas and brake are soooo close together and hard to tell apart…
You’re funny. His problem wasn’t the steering. His problem was that he wasn’t in reverse when backing out! This wouldn’t have happened had he been in the correct gear even with NO steering wheel!
And they still validated their parking!
Bakery on through to the other side.
Looks like he did half a donut.
in a Ford Half Torus?
Technically, that’s a Ford Tore-ass
A Tored Foreass?
nono, its a Fourass Tour, the new busride with enough room for 4 peeps
actually its a toyota 4runner
Drive-throughs are tricky when you have to negotiate all the pesky tables.
At least he’s close enough to the counter, he won’t have to get out to pay.
Do you reckon that counts as poking, so they have to pay? :[
You English putting on the airs, and putting in the “r’s”, and leaving out the “r’s” … can’t tell if your coming or going, or parking or poking!
I thought he was porking…
Are you serious? :[
*squeeze*
Yus, am a driven man. :[
then please, poke away.
*pokepokepokepokepoke*
i wonder what drove this man to do this crime
Once you start, you’re out of control on a slippery slope.
at the end of every slippery slope, there is a cake store?
if so, that would explain the growing obesity among SUV drivers
because… 𝄞 everybody loves donuts i know i dooooahooo ♫ everybody loves donuts ♫ let just eat one or two-hoooo 𝄞 GO NUTS! DONUTS!! ♫
no, that was a white car, not a serious black.
I see what you did there!
Thank you, moo, for making my day.
Impatience is a growing epidemic!
*starts to poke the troll with a sharp stick, while singing…*
Which song?
im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day
As well as shortened attention sp…
Oh look! Shiny!
This is why American cars and drivers suck testes. NASCAR sucks.
Actually, since the vehicle is a Toyota I guess that is a Japanese car that sucks testes.
Actually, you are too uptight… here, watch this and relax.
On behalf of my HP Photosmart C5380 All-in-one, i’d like to say: Was this a kids show? wtf?
Cheech & Chong song that was animated. See my link.
hey, you can’t take that! That basketnorkle’s been just like a basketnorkle to me!
so?
give it!
make me!
uh… okay!
aka: just another entry in the ongoing saga of “every time I see something from or set in the 1970s, I become ever more grateful to have been born in ’81″
son of a…i thought i’d gotten away with it…then some idiot posts it online ><
You got to hate those darn security cameras.
Always sneakin up on you in the drive-thru *looks around shiftly*
Yes I’d like 2 cokes please.
that’l be 235 dollars please
I think the repair costs will be a bit more than that.
sorry, my 0 button isn’t working, so technically its 23500 dollars, would you liek fries on the side?
Yes please.
that’l be 245 please
Hmm I seem to have scratched your window….. here’s 250, go buy yourself something fancy
*laughs maniacally*
those fries were overcooked
I DEMAND TO GET MY MONEY BACK!
oh yeah?
*rips a little tear in 5 dollar bill and throws to the ground*
*picks it up*
*sprints out*
doe! he fled!!
*comes in through the backway*
*loads shotgun*
I WANT MY MONEY!
awe yea?
well what are ya gonna doe about it you egghead, or are u too chicken?
I’m a jerked chicken >_>
well im a jerked beef jerky, and no shotgun can hurt me
So what do we do now then…?
we could eat ma(g) pie, but it’s somewhat hard to swallow
Hmmm…dilemma…
yes, we are now stuck with the birden of boredom
Indeed. So how was your day?
you could get a chat room for this
we could, or we could sit here and talk about birds
oh, and walruses, i love walruses
Chat room, Fuzz? Isn’t that true of any post on this site? You seem angry.
No, Fuzz is correct. A chatroom is basically two people having a mundane conversation that has no significant value whatsoever. Here, our conversations consist of five or more people once it gets interesting. I was once guilty of this heinous crime, long ago, when I was still a rookie on FailBlog, but I have realised the error of my ways, and decided to stop this uninteresting banter.
I do find 20-post roleplay dialogs talking about being bored on a public blog rather boring.
how can discussing walruses be boring?
Wow. General, you are angry, too.
Relax, dude. It’s a public blog.
Oh well, we cant all be one of the awesomest beasts in the universe, but no reason to get jealous ppl
;D
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANGER IS, BUB?! I’LL GIVE YOU ANGER! THOSE TWO WERE YAPPING ON AND ROLEPLAYING, CONTRIBUTING NOTHING TO THE BLOG EXCEPT A CHILDISH INTERLUDE. YES, THIS IS A PUBLIC BLOG, BUT THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO BE SIGNIFIED. OTHER PEOPLE WILL READ YOUR POSTS, AND WILL FORM AN OPINION FROM WHAT THEY READ. I’M PRETTY SURE WHAT OW AND MNM UP THERE WERE DOING WAS NOT EXACTLY PRIME MINISTER’S QUESTION TIME! THERE! YOU HAPPY NOW, STEVE?! HUH?!
*bursts blood vessel*
*collapses*
BF? I hope that was another body double.
*calls 3333*
Wow.
Wow, Steve.
I am wowed at your wowing performance of making BondFan collapse.
Just… Wow.
he wouldn’t have collapsed had he had the stamina
of a walrus
Yeah, I am pretty impressed myself.
Who’d a thunk?
BondFan is super duper easy.
Walruses on the other hand, have great endurance and can crawl for years in a row, and can live for a month solely on a half pizza, some weed and a young virgin
Interesting.
I never knew I am a Walrus.
Y’all need to goo goo g’stfu
Dally ‘em up, Dilly. Wanna borrow my paddle?
Did he drive?
(It’s okay, lgb – I almost did it, too!)
*puts car in drive*
I gotta get out of here!!!
*accidenty runs over BFF clone*
*puts car in reverse and zooms off*
*walks into scene*
Has anyone seen my last body double? I was keeping him in a cage for safeguarding, and-
*notices crumpled clone*
*falls onto knees*
*looks up at the sky and yells*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*sigh*
He drived me crazy
doo doo
like no one else. …
SUDDENLY!!!!!!!111111oneoneone
…Yes?
What happens next? Is it the conflict resolved?
Does the driver order some noms? I MUST KNOW!
Find out in next week’s episode of Cars crashing through store windows!
naaahhh… if ren don’t know, then stimpy certainly will.
You got us into this mall, now you get us out!!
You want out? Ok….
Jake: Disco pants and haircuts…
Elwood: Yeah, lots of space in this mall.
Maybe that driver was on a mission from God.
Where are the 37 poice cars crashing the store after him?
The sea was angry that day my friends.
Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
Whoa, big fella!
no soup for you!
Definitely a “happening to walk to the other side of the store to accidentally not become dead” win though.
I wonder if anyone died.
no cakes were injured in the production of this fail
only 2 women
a dog
and an earworm
What earworm?
♫ Oh oh listen to the music
All the time ♫
Well I know, you know better
Everything I say
Meet me in the country for a day
Well be happy
2 girls, one dog and an earworm.
This could be the next big thing!
i hope your talking about a w rated movie
I hope you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
hmm seems my ‘ buttons isn’t working either
Quite the keyboard you got there
i nw mybe i hould cange t
Dn’ qi whn yr ahad
dont question when you’re ahead?
cls
*GibberishTranslator™ asplodes*
*is surprised we don’t go through more of those than we do*
*BFFBodyDoubleHead™ implodes*
I keep downloading it and it keeps kerploding™.
I am just about ready to egg, man, that stupid walrus.
egg? me? nobody would dare such a thing
The stopping sound of fail is jarring.
*jars fail sounds*
*sells for 500 internets*
*makes a fortune*
*retires early*
Say, LGB, could I borrow 100,000 internets?
Make sure they’re clean before you borrow them.
Many of the interwebs haven’t been cleaned out for years.
*writes Gracie check 100,000 internets*
What are you gonna do with all that loot?
Thought I’d head down to the bakery. You want anything?
OMG.
SPAM COOOOOOOKIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
:ick:
Do I have to?
No, sweetie. Look away from the Spam Cookies™.
How ’bout a nice cream-filled, chocolate-glazed raised, instead?
Well, I’d really like a blueberry cake donut, but I’ll get you one of the other ones.
I’ll have two of what LGB’s having.
*drool*
Please.
*buys donuts of choice for failpeeps*
Yum! I’m making myself hungry.
*grabs ShamWow™ from drawer*
*mops Ms B’s chin*
*mops own chin*
*wrings our ShamWow™ for next usage*
Thanks, Gracie!
He was in a hurry
did he have to go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
godzilla its guillty
♪ Oh, no, there goes Tokyo ♫
wtf is up with the cotton commercial we can’t turn off?
psst – try adblock
But…the touch! The feel! It’s the fabric of our lives!!!
It’s also the fabric of slavery. But they don’t bother to mention that in the ads.
It is an inconvenient truth.
Is the cotton getting colder too?
And it’s endorsed by Zooey Deschanel!
How come we never see ads for hemp?
*snork!*
Ooh, here’s a funny for your enjoyment!
ht tp://www.arcamax.com/mothergooseandgrimm/s-609900-101345
Snorkle C. Snorkleston
*snorekitty*
Thanks, Gracie!
I loves me some Mother Goose & Grimm. They’re the reason I named my cat “Attilla.”
Attilla used to be my barber.
*gasps*
I didn’t know my kitty-boy knew how to cut hair! And I need a trim so badly, too!
Back in the day – Melrose Blvd., wild & crazy mohawked (multi-colo(u)r 4″ mohawk with international flags all along the top) hair stylist. The guy was awesome
Not short, furry, and orange, then? Hmm, must not be the same Attilla. I’m glad I asked before I had him cut my hair. He might’ve shredded it!
Ya gotta keep an eye on those kittehs – they’re devious.
Yes, but they make up for it by being cute and furry. Plus, my kitty-boy gives me back massages. With claws, but still.
Our new one – found in the woods 2 months ago – is still getting used to the idea. I know he’s been around people – he isn’t wild – but who knows what his life was like?
13 pounds of very pretty gray/brown boy tabby kitteh – and he doesn’t move easily when he’s sleeping on the end of the bed and you wanna stretch your legs.
Saturday my youngest daughter took a cat nap on the couch with all three of our kitties laying next to her. At one point one of them was on her head. I took lots of pictures, after I made sure she could still breathe.
I wonder what was wrong with this person if they weren’t intoxicated. They’re still gunning the hell out of the gas a bit after they hit the wall.
It’s possible the gas pedal got stuck. It does happen sometimes.
It’s called ‘unintended acceleration’. What really happens is the driver thinks they are stepping on the gas instead of the brakes. The car accelerates, and the driver reacts by stepping on the ‘brakes’ even harder! This causes the car continues to accelerate until it encounters a solid object.
so does gross stupidity.
Bakery? My GPS didn’t say anything about a bakery being here.
I knew I should have taken that left at Albuquerque!
*bugs out*
OMG…
Video was Created on 22 September 2009 (I Assume)
“Today’s fail powered by:” Comment Posted on April 28 2009
How do you post a comment on a video that was not even created?
I Mean, how do you know the FAIL of a non-existant Video to comment on it?
PARADOX FAIL
Settle down, Varkaad.
You’re new here, huh?
Save the highly emphatic posts for things of which you know.
I am just noting down this lack of logic (or a paradox if you prefer).
My motto: Anything that has no logic, throw it out the window.
And i have been on FAILBlog since the Summer. Thank you.
I bet you are a ton of fun to hang out with.
Steve, how’s bouts you get a real avatar and quit pestering peeps?
Myself, I emphatically agree with his emphatically emphatic paradox suggestion.
Paradoxically, of course.
I’m promoting the ‘go green’ phenomenon, WN, so I quite like my avatar.
Not trying to pester. Just stating my opinion.
Cheers to you.
They dont comment on it. Failblog chooses an old comment relevant to the new video from another fail and puts it in the new videos. If you notice all the fail videos have this.
Thank you for the explanation.
You are an excellent explainer, unlike most people below the IQ of 100 who comment here on FAILBlog.
It’s not exactly rocket surgery.
Nor is it brain science.
…or brain science.
GMTA, Cloral!
Good Men Take All?
Glory Makes Things Awesome?
Gorillas Move Tarantulas Away?
Great Moogly, That’s Awkward!
Grave Mistake, Troubled Artisan!
Get Mom Trousers Already!
Gusts May Titillate Areolae
Gals Might Titillate Admirals
Green Molerats Trail Apes?
Good Morning Taco Attack!!!
GACK!! My toe asploded!!!
ROFL!!!!!! OMG toooo funny!!
Guts Make Tofu Awful!
(didn’t want to break the run …)
good morning tinkle away!
That is indeed a good morning.
I always say: if you are going to do something, do it with gusto.
I always say: if you are going to do something, do it with guts.
LOL, go for it!
Building: “Nom nom nom… tasty SUV…”
Stupid people who can’t drive… now with sound!
Parrallel Parking? Nailed it.
If I ever open a restaurant with parking in front, I’m going to put up a couple of those highway barricades. This happens way too much.
I was really doing my best to come up with a ‘bollard’ pun and I just couldn’t think of anything.
I do not think “drive-through” means what he thinks it means.
Its not a drive-trough,its a drive-in(to) !
It’s a drive-by feed-trough.
Anyone else notice the lady shove the other guy out of the way so she could run into the back first. lol Caring about others fail.
First of all, they’re both female. Second, you only imagined the shove.
I don’t think so. lol
Did he run away or order a coffee ?
I think he ordered a runway.
“To go, please.”
In a hurry.
Please don’t lean on the glass.
Please don’t step on the grass. Sam.
Please do not pass.
Please do not sit on the fence.
That is a sweet parking spot!
those damn donut places always have 10 tables and only 3 parking spots.
Not funny. My wife’s colleague was killed like this (working, not driving).
How about a WIN for not dropping the tray.
If that girl had stayed in the same spot for 10 seconds longer, she would have been toast. Or scone. Or…..
dollars for those donuts she woulda been flatter than a pancake?
A woman driver finds a park
the park finds the car
Yet another victim of “sudden unexpected acceleration” problem that seems to be plagueing so many Toyota vehicles.
He should do some donuts while in the bakery, pun win.
or burnouts at the firestation.
Hey! You can’t park that there!
its employee parking only
Thats not the parking lot and that is not a drive-thru, its a store/parking lot/drive-thru.
Of course it was a toyota
that was kick ass
How much do you wanna bet the driver was a woman on a cell phone?
Or maybe an idiot who calls himself “Mr. Big.”
Perhaps a little bit of over compensation going on with that name ….
Myself, I’m admiring his non-avatar.
But that’s just me.
Yes, a collection of small dots and lines —
Ya got THAT right
*snorkroffle!*
*SQUEEZES for WN and Elsa*
*kicks dirt in Mr. small-dots-and-lines’ face*
omg that girl is so lucky she was 5 seconds away from being smashed
Here’s a link to the news article from Glendale, AZ with a much longer video. From the outside camera, it looks like she was pulling into a parking spot and hit the gas instead of the brake. Awesome.
Wow, the longer video is just as scary.
(Shakes head). How can some one do this.
This actually terrifies me!! I just can’t understand how a person drives into a building…
Convenience store security cam vids of vehicles plowing through their windows and walls never get old
Definitely a women driver.
He drives women through drive-through bakeries?
*cough* *woman driver* *cough*
Here, let me help you with that.
*THWAPITY THWAP!
I Relish Stupid, Misogynistic, Risorial Tortiloquy?
Spectacular, that one. The poor dudes at the counter!
Ummm, Angus? I think if you look a little closer, you’ll see that they are clearly not ‘dudes.’
Definitely a women baker.
♪Dude looks like a lady…♪
Yay!! A women!!
…yes, hello.
I’d want 2 donuts and a latte please:)
Would you like that for here or to go?
What do you know… a woman driver.
*starts boiling water in a large pot*
*ties Lobster Bisque to train tracks and watches as locomotive comes into view*
*twirls moustache and plays piano*
Aw man! You ruined him! You owe me a lobster dinner!
Man, my mouth was all ready for that….
Uh oh. Er…um…
*sweats and tugs at collar*
*hops into jeep and zooms away*
Those people were lucky not to get hurt. My aunt in the US was at a Trader Joe’s checkout, and she was pushed aside by the checkout lady, minutes before an SUV came crashing through the shop window, inches from hitting both of them. She later found out it was an elderly woman who couldn’t make a curve and swerved right into the Trader Joe’s. Had that checkout lady not taken action, my aunt would have never lived to tell the tale.
That’s a great story, and I’m glad your aunt is okay, but did this checkout lady have a premonition or something?
No, nothing like that, she just saw the car accelerating towards the shop and realised something was wrong, so she pushed my aunt and herself away from the car.
The car must’ve been coming pretty slowly then if she saw it coming minutes in advance.
Did I say minutes? I sincerely apologise. I’m a bit tired, so I must have mixed up the details. No, it was in fact, seconds until the car came hurtling throught the window. Sorry for the typo there.
She got a message from April 28, 2009 at 10:02 am saying,
“That is impressive failure right there.”
*snorkroffle* fuzz!
Did he die?
This isn’t a fail! this is what all SUV drivers aspire to do otherwise why would they get the highest safety rated vehicles?
*puts on Crash Test Dummies CD*
*pumps up the volume to 10*
♪ Mmmmmmmm …. mmmmmmmmm ♫
Grrr earworm bad me no likey
That bakery girl was just standing there moments before. She’d have been crushed to death. She’s got some kind of guardian angel on her side.
She’s very very lucky, and I’m sure very grateful to that guardian angel!
Yeah, all those people that die from stuff like this, I guess God just hates them?
I don’t care whether you’re driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you’re headed for a cliff, you have to change direction….
~Barack Obama
…unless you’re BF, driving in a Jeep. Then, by all means proceed.
Sorry thought this was the drive through.
It is now.
*throws it in first and drives on through…*
I would rather call that ‘individual parking space win.’
Subtitles-
Fat lady- la la la la la
other fat lady- helga, theres a man out in the back. Says he wants a whopper pen!s. No mayo.
Fat Lady- Well who would want white stuff any-
SUV-OOOOOHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH! (white kool-aid man style)
*pokes head into thread*
Hi guys. I need some serious squeezes today. My darling, wonderful, fuzzy, full-of-funny kitty Oliver (otherwise known as the Limb of Satan) died today. He was in a bad way, so I took him to the vet and she discovered that his liver was failing.
So we did the right thing for him. But I’m so going to miss my funny, fuzzy boy.
*tight hug*
*long tight squeeze and hug* lots and lots of love to you and Ollie.
Aaawwwrrrrrrr BigLuvingSqueeze
*comforting hug*
I know exactly how you feel, DW. In Japan, we have over 30 cats (don’t ask why), and every time one dies, the house goes into mourning. May Ollie rest in peace.
Oh! *SQUEEZE!*
You have my sympathies. I know it’s not much, but they’re yours.
*tight squeeze* Sorry to hear it, DW. Let it be of comfort that he is no longer suffering.
{{{{{{{{{{DragonWriter & Oliver}}}}}}}}}}
I’m so sorry to hear your news, DW. It’s never easy to say goodbye to loved ones, be they furry or not. Please take comfort in knowing that he’s not suffering any more.
If you can tolerate the lolspeak, I highly recommend visiting CheezTown Cryer & looking at the story of the Princess Mu Meadow, and at the Nite Watchman stories (both links found up near the top, under the picture of the pretty black kitteh). The stories are very touching & are beautiful, even in lolspeak.
*megatightsqueezes*
*sniffle*
Tanks, everyone. This is being really, really hard. I rescued Ollie when he was a scraggly, 10-week-old abused kitten, and he immediately burrowed into my heart and set up camp. Over the next eleven years, he learned how to open my refrigerator and stomp around in my leftovers, steal my car keys and drop them down the garbage disposal, and shred entire packages of toilet paper into itty-bitty pieces and leave them for me all over the house.
He loved the sound of breaking glass, so he he would push glasses off the counter and tables at every opportunity.
He’d sit in the sink and drink out of the faucet, dunking his head under the water.
He once saved me $1500 in moving fees because the movers liked him so much that they gave me a very special, “We really love your cat” discount.
He could smell bread through layers and layers of plastic, and would often get into the bagels before I could even get them out of the grocery bag.
I swear, if he’d had opposable thumbs, he would have taken over the world.
*sniffles some more*
*grin* Limb of Satan, indeed. Thanks for everything, Ollie!
Oh yeah! He came by that sobriquet honestly!
*watery grin*
*sobby roffle* I’m so glad he didn’t have opposable thumbs. The world couldn’t handle that.
It sounds like he was a walking ICANHASCHEEZBURGER site. You must have loved him very much. The goodbye at the vets is never easy.
Your words are as beautiful a testimonial that anyone could ever give.
My hugs to you, how wonderful you gave Ollie a safe place and a wonderful life.
He’s probably up in that golden place right now, shredding clouds and leaving them for all the angels to find and put back.
More hugs!
*squeeze/hug*
There’s not much I can do, but still, I’m so sorry for your loss, Dragon.
*more hugs & squeezes*
Losing a kitty is always hard.
I’m new, so I don’t think a *squeeze* would be appropriate. But I want to offer my deepest sympathies. Kittehs (and dogs, and birds…) do, in fact, find their way into your heart.
*sighs*
*squeezes JMixx*
There. You are no longer a *squeeze* virgin. Happy?
*gasp*
First an avatar, and now this!
*squeeze* back!
wow rofl and kept stepping on the gas too. after that i expected the driver to get out and order
BondFan, Rooster has a question for you. How easy is it to locate a “Young Indiana Jones” Laserdisk box set in Japan?
(He collects)
Hmmm….
I don’t see why it would be any more difficult in finding the boxset in Japan than in any other country. The problem is, I haven’t actually seen the Young Indiana Jones DVDs on sale in Tokyo yet. I’ll have to get back to you on that one. Sorry if I was unhelpful.
Not DVD’s, Laserdisks. They were only released on laserdisks in Japan, that’s why I ask. They’re a little hard to come by around here.
Oh, I see. Excuse my ignorance. I don’t think they sell laserdiscs in Japanese shops anymore, I mean, the video tape has completely disappeared from our culture, so I guess the laserdisc has become obsolete with it. However, there is the slight possibility you can come across the series in Japanese rental “video” stores; they still carry videotapes, and laserdisc. Unfortunately, they’re only rental, so it defeats the purpose, really.
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Has he tried Ebay yet?
Yep, he has. Apparently one can find it in re-sellit shops and places like that. Laserdisks are pretty much obsolete here too, so they can be really hard to come by.
But thanks anyway! I appreciate it! So does Rooster.
ran out of parking spaces?
He thought it was drive-thru
Did SHE die? (yea i said it)
Did she fart?
Did she dart?
Good thing for a bad economy.
The most important meal of the day is a helping of nutritious delicious FAIL, and this one in particular is Failicious.
Driven to Insanity Avenue.
*yawn* Oh come on, I have seen way too many videos of cars going through store windows and nobody getting injured.
soooo… injured people would make this video funny?… thats odd…
Someone getting injured/having sex on the hood of the crashed car would make this vid much better!
Sex sells, violence sells and im sure something else sells too, but im too busy with all the sex and violence to bother!
*sigh*
A big crash and thousands of dollars in damage does not a funny fail make.
Or, in other words…
“On Big Crashes” – Shadow
Big crashes are big.
And they’re very, very loud.
But they’re not funny.
What’s with the living these days first knocking over people on the roads (fails ago) and now smashing through buildings.
Looks like the new Oldsmobiles are in early.
This is why you never do a drive-through at a place with a security camera.
She was 8 seconds from being crushed. Lucky girl.
This leads me to play one of my favorite games: “what good could have possibly come from this action?”
He was looking for the ‘drive thru’
You know its going to be good when the title references an automobile and the preview image is the inside of a store!
That person will never get a driver’s license again.
Someones going on a rampage.
Is it just me, or does the moment of impact sound like an explosion?
Dear god, my ears. I really do wish Viddler would remember my volume settings >_>
Damn those soccer moms and there poor driving skills while blasting their christian music up to maximum. This is the result.
car crashes on failblog aren’t so funny anymore
i don’t think they should be considered fails anymore
McDrive?
big cheeseburger and cola please.
I think this was already uploaded and posted on FailBlog in the past.
hahahahah! one hell of surprise!
Its supposed to be a drive-thu WINDOW, not STORE! Idiot! Bet they thought that the brake was on the right, not left.
oh, strange, the girl is obese. oh, strange, this seems to be in the US.
This is weird
Haha, there is an ad at the bottom for a Honda SUV lol
oh my other left
Haha, I wonder what was going through that driver’s mind?
Probably:
“I think I’ll just park…
Here.”
=P
ME WANT CUPCAKE NOW!!!
My goodness! The car smashed the place where the lady was just ten seconds ago. It’s pretty scary if you think about the “What Ifs”.
Its on the left! Push it!
The driver is a she, not a he, and nobody has yet commented on the fact that this is the SECOND time this bakery has had a car drive through the storefront window. FAIL x2
Dumb shit SUV driver.
fu
Am glad that woman went away and avoided the crash >_<
Next time I bet they will listen to a recall notice!
I mades u a drive thru.
This is why you drive an SUV, in case you hit the wrong pedal, your still safe.
“I’d like one of those fruit basket things in the corner to go? Kthxbai.”
She was probably texting.
“Need a chocolate cake! ASAP!”
Guess who’s coming in for some piece of cake!
Yeah can I get a cup of coffee and a doughnut!
I was hoping it would show what the driver said after getting out….. i would just place an order.
“I’ll be back!”
Got Cake?
Bob Hunter, thanks for the uninteresting SPAM. YOU are a FAILure!
With luck his or her license was pulled. =/ I hate people who can’t drive worth a damn.
this took place in glendale california bout a mile away from my house loll its moveses pastry on glenoaks blvd.
I smell a lawsuit. I’ll bet that (barista?) shit her pants when she realized that she was standing where it crased only a second before.
He came to pick up an order
“This isn’t drive through”