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I’d like to view some ladies staying the same.
Where is the viewing area now? The ladies keep changing it!
“Change alone is unchanging.” ~ Heraclitus
I’d like to change with some ladies.
My neighbor changes in this viewing area.
Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
~Robert C. Gallagher
So, you didn’t dime?
A quarter of the time.
Hey Penny, nice rhyme.
Thanks, Nick’ll think it’s sublime.
It’s sterling – its quite fine.
“Don’t ever change..” – Frasier Crane
These puns are a crime.
i want to be a combo breaka,
but now is not the time
Well then, why dont you eat lime?
While jerking your chicken?
Wait, are you sure it doesn’t say “Ladies Viewing Changing Areas”? Personally, I don’t know why anybody would want to watch diapers being changed.
Well, we have wombats down below. vvv
Maybe the dingo changed your baby.
*snorekitty*
Yay! It’s the snorekitty!
*gently pets snorekitty so not to wake it*
Isn’t his little Breathe Right™ strip adorable?
Yes. Yes it is. Especially with the cute lil’ Halloween decorations on it.
Kitty was snoring last night, possibly, when I rolled him over twice with my legs under the blanket.
He sat up.
Kitty attacked my feet in the middle of the night. Kitty wanted affection and so head-butted my elbow in the middle of the night. Nice kitty, nice.
Kitty was nice and let me sleep until 10 after 6 this morning. Woo. hoo.
maybe it’s ladies viewing areas of change
In the kitchen, where a lady should always be.
♫ Ch-ch-ch-changes! ♪
Peekaboo!
Eep!
*covers self*
Here, try this on for size!
*gooses with E.T. finger*
“Big results require big ambitions.” ~ Heraclitus
Are you trying to tell me my butt looks big in this fail?
“Men who wish to know about the world must learn about it in its particular details.” ~ Heraclitus
Heh heh – you said ‘her’ and ‘clit’ and ‘us’.
Careful, you make fun of Hera, you could get changed, by Jove.
Is this the change Obama keeps talking about?
That’s a different deity —
ht tp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Black_Jesus
yikes … I just read my own link, it’s so wrong!!
views expressed by the maniacs at Encyclopedia Dramatica do not reflect those of the fuzz
If you didn’t read it, why did you post it??
I had read it last week.
I’m more mature now.
Well, if I can view it, I guess it would be changing I can believe in.
win
Leisure Services Division = Recreational Changing?
LGB — looks like you and I are the only ones that caught that.
*pops, cracks, slurps, and general visceral noises
*Changes into wombat*
Does it suit me?
“To God everything is beautiful, good, and just …”
~ Heraclitus
“Who keeps on trusting you
When you`ve been cheating
And spending your nights on the town
And who keeps on saying that he still wants you
When you`re through running around
And who keeps on loving you
When you`ve been lying
Saying things ain`t what they seem
God does, but I don`t
God will, but I won`t
And that`s a difference between God and me ”
~ Lyle Lovett
Meh. I preferred you just the way you were!
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Now, a platypus, on the other hand….
Wait – NO! j/k
♫ Don’t go changing, to try and please me…♫
Great pun, earworm, it’s all here! Need we go on?
Oh, yes please. Most definitely. Please, do continue. I’m getting used to all this roleplay hornychat!
Woohoo! Chester Le Street… finally we northerners FAIL!
‘We’? You’re a Southerner, admit it! :p
*consolatorysqueeze*
I am a Southerner….who pronounces bath right!
Yer having a laff.
In me castle….
(there is no r…why pronounce something that is not there?)
Who kernows?
PbbbbH
At least I’m not a Yorkshire pudding.
*giantpudqueeze*
No, but you’ve a toad in your hole 0.0
You’re such a pancake, it’s just a frog in my throat.
Woah no man! She’s gonna batter me!
It’s OK flour, I’m not into deep fried marshmallow.
Phew! For a minute I thought you’d flipped!
My temper doesn’t easily rise.
Can’t believe I’ve missed a CLS fail.
Of course another change there too as CLS District Council no longer exist, it’s in with Durham County Council now. Pah!
yay, finally a northern fail
I’ll have to find some more 
What, exactly do they change in this changing area?
I don’t know, but I’m not going in there! Look what it did to k@!
Pssst! Rooster responded to me in the last fail, complete with avatar. I think you’ll get a kick out of it.
*goes to check this out!*
Errr… not the last fail exactly. The last fail of yesterday!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
“Rooster” is the name I’ve come up with for my movie friend. And he responded to a comment of mine from yesterday’s last fail of the day.
He’s joined the gang?!?!
Woot! Way to go Avis!
Gang? I thought we were the Shaggy Horde?
I thought we were nolife hornychatters?
*ahem* Roleplay hornychatters.
Awwww! But I really wanted to be a Scoobie!
Can we be a ‘Massive’?
oooh, or a collective.
Why not a gaggle?
*gooses*
Fancy a giggle?
Eeeep
*gurgles*
Not so much, but you might see him from time to time. But he has his own internet addictions.
See if he’ll stop by on Friday to join the cuddle puddle! No better way for him to get to know us!
His work schedule probably won’t allow that, and Friday nights I’ve laid claim to.
He really only commented to make noise about my new name for him. He might show up every now and again.
Just let him know he’s welcome, whenever he can visit!
It’s right about now that Bod would have launched into a monologue that would have reduced me to tears of laughter.
That would explain why I could not find it…
*goes off in search again*
Sowwy
Argh! The Decepticon infiltration has begun!
*flees*
all ladies changing areas are viewing areas. Arent they?
Hah go Chester-Le-Street! My Dad lives there and I’ve been to that centre
Nice to see somewhere local failing on here
If I were metathesiophobic, I couldn’t be viewed here.
I would look up what that means, but I get all nervous and anxious when I think I might learn a new word.
Ahhhh…. You must be cainophobic, then.
Eh! After a while haning out here, one gets used to changing in sight of others…right?!
Only my mind, Ms B, only my mind.
Quite. I almost feel uncomfortable with pants on anymore.
Well, we must do all that we can to keep you as comfortable as possible, eh?
*snaps fingers*
*Brewski’s pants disintegrate*
Yikes!
Where’d you learn how to do that?!
*notices singed boxers*
*feels vaguely uneasy*
Hrmph! And you thought I was just cute and blue…
*is in awe*
*sneaks up behind Brewski*
*pinches tooshie*
*giggles*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
that’s only a win guys.. don’t waste uor words and look.
No need for us to waste any words. You’ve done plenty for us!
*makes a note in the logbook*
thats a win
It’s a win dumbass. Unless you’re gay or something.
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
~Alexandre Dumas
Manny is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.
~ Heraclitus, mostly
A Windum Bass? Is that a dutch freshwater fish?
dumbass – 80 definitions – Someone who looks up the word “dumbass” in a dictionary.
*stack of dictionaries overflow*
Viewing is not the same as seeing.
good morning all. Niceto view you all here.
Good Morning 2U2, 5 eagles. Where’d you pick up the subway?
WhoeNellie gave it to me she said you didn’t want it so I traded a femur for it nananana.
Ahhhh, I see.
Thank you LGB. Thank you very much
All man!
My pleasure.
*pinches cheeks*
I am sorry whoenellie I forgot .
Yes. Yes it is. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
*holds lighted match up to list*
*holds lighted flame thrower up to troll*
Pssst!
*breaks into the cake room*
*watches candles come back on automagically*
ooooo … automagic … is that that new car wax everyone’s talking about?
….sigh This is my local swimming baths.
It’s okay, Sssyn — Just think: Your hometown is now forever immortalized on Fail Blog!
Small world Sssyn, I’m from the next town north of you.
*goes to viewing area*
*sees lady tellers making change for 10s and 20s*
*wanders off slightly disappointed*
*sigh*
I wish Leila were here.
Do you think she’s forgotten about us?
*lower lip trembles*
Tremble not, thou lower lip!
The fair Leila shall return, at the best of times
It was her daughters wedding on Saturday- I should imagine she is a little preoccupied!
Paniceth not!
Pay no attention to post below- & definitely do not reply to it- else I will get spanked-
Yes I borked it MY BAD.
*pays (virtually) no attention*
hehe … k@ the custard wombat … I like it. It suits you.
It was her daughters wedding on Saturday- I should !magine she is a little preoccupied dealing with the aftermath!
Paniceth not!
Pls ’scuse double postage!
The game.
Oh, yes yes.
Fail? More like win! =D
(Borat reference)
I like! High five!
Finally a way to monetize that wasted changing room space!
More like “Sign WIN”
for all you that are thinking this is wierd, its not!
ladies!!!!!!!!!!
i reconise this
yes its my local swimming baths
and the viewing area is not for to view women
its so parents can see how there kids are doing in swimming
so its a trick lol
not
Sounds like a serious case of false advertisement to me then
Voyeur Win!
Well its the leisure service.
what if the ladies change and become angry goddesses?
I see no fail!
WIN!
I must say It’s a fail for me, but I am a woman. But It is a WIN for GUYS!
WIN!
im curious to know who posted this image, as this is my local swimming baths and every time i go in it makes me laugh when i see it.
good job on making it an official Fail like
i noticed it a lot too, from which part of chesta leee you from?
Small world. I live near the top end of Chester high street (where the roadworks are at the moment). Haven’t been swimming for years though. Perhaps I’ll start again…
wez aye, i live there hew
so do i. i actually do as well. chester le street, its a nice town.
In what way is this a “fail”? It looks more like a win to me.
It should be A WIN
The game needs change and im the mofockin cashier. Nickles for my thoughts, dimes in my bed. Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head
creepy!