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First.
For a third time, as I remember
Why could you not have used your post for something constructive, oh sorry I forgot……
Didn’t have time for this, will have to leave teh building soon with some jewelry.
I gotta go, now gimme da cashe!
awesome pun dude, awesome!
hold on let me twitter dat.
Sorry, what? i was checkign facebook….
Wow, you buy into the the whole ‘first’ shit, plus you keep score. well, you must be a hit with the ladies… does it make you feel fulfilled? does it make you feel taller than everyone else? please tell me, because I personally don’t get the attraction, the rush / euphoric panic to leave the comment that no one else has/ has thought of… ‘First’ ? please , at least show to the world that you have A brain and not just another net ‘drone’ . . …
u know, its not that important…
+1
first
I wonder what would happen if he popped a chicks cherry – would he finish and yell out “FIRST”…
he probably would.
I would… wouldn’t you?
I yelled bombs away once!
@squirrel: well, regardless of how well he gets on with the ladies, its obvious you can only get a hard-on by putting others down…….
dude, this is the internet, acting like that is like wining the special olympics….youre still retarded :p
FAIL
Status- awwww crap
Well, at least he didn’t… No. It was a complete fail.
He DIDN’T put “John is currently making off with some kick ass stolen merchandise!” So, I guess he can still cling to that iota of non-fail, but it really does pale in comparison to the mountain of fail stacked on top of it.
Squirrel like this
gah * likes * likes damn you
Maybe he thought he was called Peter?
But he’s got no sense, spidey or common.
But he has a web addiction!
… with a knack for catching thieves, just like
flies himself.(strike that too thorough strike-through…)
“… just like
flieshimself”Maybe he has been at the Mary-jane, we all know that dulls the senses!
Dunce doin’ Dunst.
He got himself in a sticky situation.
Must’ve been a stick-up.
He should have squeezed the Moomin, not himself through a window. Idiot.
I always thought there should be more anti crime in the world, people breaking in and doing the laundry sort of deal!
Moomin Delivery, who could ask for more!
i lol´d
people can break into my home and wash the dishes any old day.
Ha ha ha I am going to suggest that to the church as a new guerrilla mission.
*break in to house*
*clean it*
*start dinner*
*leaving calling card ( Jesus was here )*
Hiya *squeeze*
I have always thought it was a better tactic than hellfire and brimstone…….or pamphlets!
It’s legal to kill ‘em when you find them inside your home coming toward you wielding a vacuum cleaner in a manner you find threatening.
holy shit thats hilarious
Your sacred feces are funny?
*points and giggles*
:[ ….my bad
I am very sorry, Ganesh always makes me grin!
*grins like grazy*
There are two associations linking Ganesh and bathrooms. A first is one of the stories of how he came to have the head of an elephant. Ganesh was the son of god Shiva and goddess Parvati. Shiva had been away for some years and when he returned, he did not recognize his son, who Parvati had asked to guard the bathroom for her while she was bathing. Believing him an interloper, Shiva lopped off his head — only then to replace it with a head taken from an elephant when he realized his mistake.
The other, most common, association for having Ganesh in the bathroom is his divine status as “the remover obstacles.”
Hence why he always makes me smile!
That’s why he should’ve stole the computer too..
Or taken the cache!
An Italian thief did the same last April. He was arrested earlier this month.
Link:
http://roma.corriere.it/roma/notizie/cronaca/09_ottobre_2/ladro_internauta-1601832597622.shtml
I love it … “la tentazione di chattare”.
(Marco, cos’é la pronuncia in italiano per “chattare”? Si dice “cattare” oppure “ciattare”?)
Si pronuncia “ciattare”.. anche se ovviamente non è italiano
grazie
*grins like a grazie*
He was framed! Framed I say!
Well, he did have life… For some points.
I don’t he had much health-y points when facebooking on the go.
Looks like a Facebook Win to me.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*Hits MoonZapdos with a mallet. Big mallet.*
*runs over with Bondfans tank*
*pours oil*
*throws a flaming mach*
*farts*
*goes away*
*comes back from the loo*
Well, I guess I should be go-
*notices PCM speeding away in tank and bludgeoned troll on ground*
HEY! MY TANK! COME BACK HERE!
*zooms after PCM in jeep*
-Sees the roadrunner driving the tank-
Meep Meep!
*walks along and notices the preveous events happening*
The living these days…
Oh, here you are. I was just borrowing this for a minute. Dont mind that all the cakes are gone?
*runs away*
This is annoyingly ugly.
+1
Fail book?
Book him Dano.
Get him out of my face, Dano — and keep him out of Myspace, too.
Oh quit twittering on, you are getting on my wiki!
Your wiki? Stick it.
Im d blinking worst at this! sorry!
^ Chatty k@ the.
E-bay gum- that is amazon!
stop google-ing and help me ask jeeves
youtube + facebook + twitter = YOU-TWIT-FACE = win
=> Don’t use FAILbook
well, this guy doesn’t seem very smart but 10 years sound a bit harsh to me
He has a prior history as a socio-network-path.
(should have cleared his history and not carried cache)
but he doesn’t have a master of (con)science
he’s just full of B.S.
and made of Bonified Apple Ratinfested Foliage.
Facebook meets facepalm.
*facepalm*
Head meets Desktop.
*headdesk*
Desktop meets notebook
*desktidy*
Notebook meets log.
*lumberjacks ok*
Log meets Jelly
*logjam*
logjam meets wolverine
*logan*
Logan meets witty one liner on X men poster
*Slogan*
Good Morning everyone!
*squeeze*
Hey STSZ are not from Pennsylvania?
I am from Pennsylvania.
Our liquor laws are stupid.
I am not in fault :-O Facebook asked me what I was doing, so I just updated my status
You think?
Way to break my sanity!
*too many times this was posted*
I have reported you to Ben and Emily, Alexander. Go spam someone else’s blog.
*POOFTAH!*
I love how you can tell that some troll’s posts have been deleted, it’s fun.
Gah! …and that thread was making sense until I read that, dilly!
Status:Robbing a house
Status:Leaving the house
Status: Hey all, this F-wit just robbed my house and left his facebook account open on my computer!
Status: Heh, heh, might as well change a few “details” here.
Status: I am wearing rubber panties, and my mom is yelling for me to eat my vegetables.
Take that, you cat burglar!
This of course, would give full reason to rape the guys ’status’ over and over again
For a second there, I thought it said poke custody…
Well, somebody had to take over when Gumby died.
I’m dead, dammit!
Oh noes! Rubbery zombies!!!
keys?check. wallet? check. Hmm I can’t help feeling like I forgot something
Memory?
I ate all the food in the fridge, left fingerprints all over their porn, took pictures of myself and left the camera…now what am I forgetting? This is going to bug me all day.
Status Update: “Robbing some guys house, then out do dinner. Text!”
|V1993$ |V1993$ |V1993$
crinamls should use the. Don”t Show Your Face-book
aminals should use the. Don”t Swallow Your Fur-ball
crinolines should use the. Don’t Swallow Your Hair-cloth or other stiff material, worn under a full skirt to keep it belled out.
LOLOLOL WHAT A TOOL
hahahaha Guess he should of just checked FAILBLOG instead of Facebook.
AAAAAAAAARGGHHH!!!
I have, too.
Life fail!
You know, if you knew someone’s password, that could be an easy way to frame someone…
Unless they know that you know their password…
Try convincing the cops of that…
oh, my! That is too funny.
well at least eh was faping to porn
not!!
haha americans are so retarded
indeed they are
Incorrect… however, are you a di ckhead because you’re a homeboy, or a homeboy because you’re a di ckhead?
~TISM
haha retards are so american
Dude…
I saw this when it was on the news! xD
*sighs at above comments*
That’s (the fail) really stupd, he could almost have gotten away with it, too.
If it werent for those meddling status updates.
All time biggest fail.
The guy should be bronzed and placed at the entrance of the FAILBlog HOF.
You can Count on that, Mr. Dantes.
Who called the Count?
Shouldn’t that be HoS (Hall of Shame?)
That’s so lame…
Maybe he didnt steal them, maybe he broke in and used their computer, then someone else broke in, scared him away, they stole the diamonds, then hid them in his coat when he wasnt looking? Nah, just an epic fail.
why didn’t he steal the computer?
He knew about the rings. But still, he ransacked the place, presumably trying to make it look like an ordinary burglary. Ordinary burglars steal computers.
why not
that’s hot
Sounds like he logged onto facebook to find out from the friend where the rings where, and because it was a friend of a friend maybe only wanted to steal what could be replaced by insurance. Serious fail not even logging out though, I mean even If he had he could have still been busted from history/cookies etc.
It would be alot more disgraceful if it was Twitter
I literally facepalm’d while reading this fail lol
hahahahahahahahahahah! what a douche!
i’m trying to think of a failbook comment but it’s just not coming to me
muhahahaha
Yup…another case of severe douchebaggery. Take a lesson young wippersnappers. Abuse of the internet does not rot your brain, but turns you into a sack of vinegar and H2O….with maybe a light rosey sent.
Least Facebook is good for something now…catching criminals
i can’t believe this was just posted her i saw it on gbatemp.net (a game website) like a month ago!! unless there was another stupid thief that did the same thing.
That must have been the same guy who put photos of him and his tattoos on Flickr using an stolen laptop while the owner was still logged in.
The game.
Lamebook tweeted about this, haha
the ultimate Fail!!!
One of the biggest fails ever.
I bet he had to harvest…I would have logged in to harvest my pumpkins, too…
farm town, pet society etc are addicting… forget it first before having a plan to trespass another house!
This reminds me of a case here. Somekind of border were stolen during town event, and the thief posted picture on facebook with the stolen item behind him.
…*Sneaks in after a WAY too long FB hiatus*….
Hey guys! Long time no chat!
And this is yet one more reason why social networking sites are Evil.
ten frakking years for a burglary?!?!
first
He was checking his facebook but when he goes to jail his face will be booked for weeks in advance and will need a reservation for all the mouth raping inmates.
That’s right up there with the kid who broke into a warehouse with his student ID card & left it there.
I’ve heard of worse. I watch World’s Dumbest Criminals on TruTV all of the time. Watch at least three episodes of this and this won’t seem as crazy to you guys.
He he, very amusing! That remembers me that teenager who broke a house and devastating the interior then wrote his name on the wall. In my country a burglar, after made his loot, saw some bottle of wine and start drink it so much that he fall asleep. The police caught him lying on the floor.