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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    MMMMPFH

  2. Avis says:

    Well, that’s one thing you can use it for!

  3. Captain Obvious says:

    Actually, that’s WIN.

  4. blah says:

    my penis.

  5. Avis says:

    *readies the halibut*

  6. wutyoulookinat says:

    and many “other” uses

  7. JasonK says:

    Yay! Now we can complete our play of torturing hostages.

  8. Black Garnets, the fanged bunny says:

    Is there are wrong use for Duct Tape? Maybe as an engagement ring?

  9. Admiral Apparent says:

    I prefer the honey-and-lemon flavored duct tape.

  10. bit says:

    this picture is fail… obv that was a joke on the part of the tape company… idiots

  11. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    *makes note of logs in log books*

  12. Hunt3r says:

    Wow, first time i see something from Romania on failblog. Awesome.
    It says : duct tape with multiple uses.
    It’s a win tbh.

  13. Mr Guy says:

    Anyone else thinking National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? Holy sh*t, where’s the tylenol?

  14. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    In soviet Russia: Duct Tapes You.

    • dilettante says:

      I’m a gonna cut a bitch if this continues.

      • ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

        I’m sorry
        *gives cookies in appology*

        • dilettante says:

          Well, ok… :)

          PINE NUT COOKIES

          1 lb. almond paste
          2 c. sugar
          4 eggs
          1/4 c. flour
          1/2 lb. pignolis (pine nuts)
          Pinch of salt

          Mix together almond paste, sugar, and egg whites; mix. Add pinch of salt and flour. Mix well. Roll in crescent shape and dip in pignoli. Put on a cookie sheet that has been lined with brown paper. Wait until cookies are cooled before taking off (can be put on ungreased cookie sheet). Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 5 minutes; remove from paper.

  15. chez says:

    Or you could just go all out and duct tape them to a wall.

  16. Zerxeb says:

    If duct tape cant fix your problem, alcohol will.

  17. noid says:

    are they duct-taping trees?

  18. Mufa says:

    LOL i’m from Romania, i saw the ducktape in a shop and almost peed my pants laughing :) ) glad to be on the site

  19. Dude says:

    ooookaay…

  20. smcostandine says:

    I saw that’s a win

  21. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    Duct tape can fix all of your problems. ;)

  22. Shadow says:

    What? That isn’t what tape is normally used for?

  23. XaTaN! says:

    Criminal tendecies WIN!

  24. Avis says:

    Off Topic: I just looked out my window and saw a sail boat listing so far to the port side that you can almost see the keel! Much further and they’re gonna put the sail in the water. Why anyone wants to sail in grey cold weather is beyond me, but there they are.

    • Avis says:

      Back on topic (slightly): I once saw a sail boat that had been hit by another, and had used duct tape to temporarily “fix” the hole. Thankfully the hole was above the waterline. Duct tape is a necessity on a sail boat, it can pretty much save any situation. Torn sails, holes in the hull, holding the tiller together….

  25. Troll says:

    This is not a fail, its a definite Win!

    • Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

      *facepalm*
      *facepalm*
      *facepalm*

      *head asplodes*

      • A Life Less Luminous says:

        *quickly re-assembles LGB’s head using duct tape*

        • Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

          Thanks, eye. Could you rearrange it just a little or give it just a little more body in the back there?

          • A Life Less Luminous says:

            Hmmm … I’ll give it my best shot.

            *starts wrapping duct tape round curlers and applying mousse*

            My dear, when this is done you will look absolutely divine … also, shiny.

            • Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

              Fabulous.
              *reads magazine*
              *waits patiently*
              All finished?
              *picks up mirror from styling table*
              *looks at duct tape piled on head like soft-serve ice cream*
              *pats*
              Ooooooo! It’s so … so … big! And … shiny!

  26. BiN4RY says:

    Cool, I learned a new use for duct tape

  27. Briana says:

    Hahaha… id say thats a win!!!

  28. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    Way to break the ice.

    *grabs a large amount of duct tape and tells the ice breaker to tape the ice back together*

    • XaTaN! says:

      even you should admit that’s a bad joke…

      • ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

        *To stop the word from getting out duct tape to tape XaTaN!’s mouth shut*
        Its not you its just something deeper.

  29. joiex says:

    In Romania, that’s actually a common usage.

  30. nick says:

    i think thats a completely valid use of duct tape :)

    • arimareiji says:

      Anyone who doesn’t think this is a valid use of duct tape probably hasn’t watched much of the “news channels.” Or “reality shows.” Or Kanye West. Or… well, most of TV, if you ask me.

  31. Zen says:

    it`s not actually a fail…ROMANIAN Duct Tape is usually used for that purpose!

  32. ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ says:

    Vinegar clan, is back.

  33. JMixx says:

    “Hmm, we don’t seem to have any trouble selling duct tape to men. How can we appeal to the female shopper?”

    • arimareiji says:

      Win!

      An old friend (female) once recounted this conversation for me:
      “So, they have all kinds of lingerie for women… don’t they have anything to make guys sexier in the bedroom?”
      “Hmmm… a gag.”

  34. Dr. F says:

    At least they’re honest.

  35. Fancydarlin says:

    silence is golden, but duct tape is silver…lol

  36. Mr.First says:

    FIRST!!!

  37. ROMANIA says:

    LOL It`s ROMANIAN

  38. schrodinger's lolcat says:

    ALL YOUR TAPE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

  39. gothmogdabalrog says:

    Did it die?!

  40. Little Girl Blue - Now With >ZAP!< Dot Org! says:

    Alexander, if you post this video one more time on this site, I’m going to ask Ben and Emily to ban you. Enough is enough.

    • Qwaz says:

      [sarcasm]But… But… He fell on the ice!
      It cracked a little! It BELONGS on the site!!! [/sarcasm]

      • Shadow says:

        [not sarcasm] Sometimes I think FB is turning into an online version of America’s Funniest Home Videos: one or two funny things, surrounded by a bunch of people getting hit in the balls by various objects.[/not sarcasm]

  41. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    Oh yea…I’m the head of the Janitors’ Union.
    I need that duct tape.
    *orders factories worth*

  42. molly says:

    Well there’s truth in advertising for ya…

  43. Cole says:

    This isn’t a failure! It’s marketing BRILLIANCE!!!!!

  44. Lisa says:

    How do you get your pics in the fail blog? I uploaded one into my LOLZ, but don’t know what to do from there. Thanks

  45. Isn’t that what duct tape is used for anyways?

  46. JMixx says:

    Testing…

  47. jmixx says:

    Yeee-haa! New avatar works. Happy, happy…

  48. superior_guy says:

    Come on, this is a WIN!!

  49. agustin says:

    that’s not a Win?

  50. Andriffic says:

    I wonder if the duct tape comes with instructions on how to professionally tape someone to a chair…

  51. lol wtf this is awesome!!

  52. Scruffy says:

    Romania fail!

  53. Raven says:

    Romania?
    But I’ve never seen that duct tape here!

  54. kanoba says:

    OMG PHOTOSHOPPED

  55. hansklokthemovie says:

    thats the fail? it’s at least possible, i’ve never seeen anybody duct taping trees

  56. KsbjA says:

    This reminds me of something, click my name… (Don’t worry it’s a link to an ICHC site, no screamer or shiz.)

  57. Nono says:

    This Is ROMANIAN :D

  58. Worry says:

    WTF???Can I tape my cat to the car?

  59. Keyroh Teh Hero says:

    It’s just a plaster for the mouth!

  60. Damn says:

    darn.. i can’t believe it :) ).. duct tape with multiple uses. fixing trees and torturing ? hmm..

  61. nick says:

    this is not a fail, this is a win

  62. sadisticmuffin says:

    The ladies know what i use tape for ;D….stripping off ball hair. (among other things)

  63. M.A.D.MikE says:

    WTF, how many times can a WIN be called FAIL?? Failblog fails again, sad…

  64. James says:

    Mcguyver trademark tools

  65. Zave says:

    looks as a win to me actually

  66. skystrider says:

    Hmm… Looks like a WIN to me. ;)

  67. KsbjA says:

    Yep, I also think this is a win.
    graphjam.com/2009/04/02/song-chart-memes-uses-duct-tape/

  68. Jules says:

    Black humour win!

  69. Robert Zhang says:

    Suggested uses.

  70. blastbone says:

    im not surprised

  71. krypto092108 says:

    the picture on that duct tape carton should have been Sean Young, Jane Badler or Barbara Bain…
    Then, I would have thought the fail factor as being more legitimate…

  72. Raf says:

    It`s WIN

  73. gman4354 says:

    This is more like an EPIC WIN!

  74. Kim says:

    Seems like a WIN to me!

  75. Kureriku-chan says:

    a WIN definitely XD

  76. Ray says:

    Are you kidding me? That’s a friggin WIN baby! Finally someone advertises with some sense of what people want to use duct tape for!

  77. Mugur says:

    Yeah,why is this a fail? Translated,under the title,it says”Duct tape with multiple uses”?ncluding people

  78. Andrew Ong says:

    CARNAGE! CARNAGE! CARNAGE! Duct tape is normally used to fix up ducts (such as air conditioning ducts and vacuum ducts)! I normally would not use duct tape to tie up trees as it is indeed really expensive!

    • Macavity says:

      Actually, according to a scientific test, duct tape is the absolute WORST thing to repair ducts with.

      Funnily enough, it’s great for dealing with warts. (Maybe they just didn’t want to call it “wart tape”.)

  79. LeKracker says:

    WIN!

  80. Macavity says:

    More like an illustration WIN, I think.

  81. LIvvy says:

    i think this should be a win lol

  82. Lucian says:

    Funny …the message it’s in Romanian language but this product never exists…it’s a fake fail

  83. lennon says:

    why cant w decide between win of fail…

  84. lennon says:

    *I cant spell…..*

  85. distraida says:

    epic win.

    first off, it is called “top tape,” and doms are frequently referred to as “tops.” and subs are frequently referred to as ‘bottoms,” so obviously it’s tape made specifically for “tops” to use on their “bottoms”, and based on the illustration, is recommended for fem-domme.

    the only possible fail I see here is that the “top” should not need instructions on how to use the tape on their “bottom”.


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