Remember allways lick the tape before it is placed on you, and put your mouth like o. Then, when no-one is watching, grin like a grazy and the tape will fall off!
Oh no, I’ve been known to grin like crazy (the past month has kinda been like that), I’m referring to how he knows about getting out of duct tape like that.
Last fail has a minor bit of updates, and my clickie has a few more. Life is just plain awesome right now for me too! Glad to hear that things are good for you too!
But .. but … there was nearly a four hour delay. There has to be a statute of limitations. Failing that, I’ll skip to the end and invoke the sanity clause.
I must confess to a lack of comfort to rule 4 myself. It’s a shade too specific. Something along the lines of,”If two people are having a flirtation, don’t interrupt.”, might be more accepted. Just saying.
There have been plenty. The fail that first came to mind was the truck crossing a small bridge (that collapsed) over a creek that ran beside the road. I remember MikeyD seeing a face in the broken stone wall.
1 lb. almond paste
2 c. sugar
4 eggs
1/4 c. flour
1/2 lb. pignolis (pine nuts)
Pinch of salt
Mix together almond paste, sugar, and egg whites; mix. Add pinch of salt and flour. Mix well. Roll in crescent shape and dip in pignoli. Put on a cookie sheet that has been lined with brown paper. Wait until cookies are cooled before taking off (can be put on ungreased cookie sheet). Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 5 minutes; remove from paper.
Yes, there is in fact a “real world” I know you’ll think I’m crazy for thinking this, but people actually talk to each other FACE TO FACE. And there’s these things called the “sky”, and the “sun”. I have no idea what those things are. Possibly species of cow.
I’ve heard of this “sun” before. It’s been known to play a part in a “sunset” from time to time, during which it apparently walks off the face of the earth for a short period. Perhaps it is emotionally unstable?
Not really, you could probably just use twine. Duct tape won’t “decay” as quickly as twine will though.
And what would be more sturdy than duct tape? That stuff is strong!
I recognize this troll. He/she always posts this sort of asinine bullsh!t. He/she posted something similar the other day. What really pisses me off about this kind of troll is that if they really knew what caliber of people were on here, he/she might not do this. But I’ll bet you this kind don’t even bother to read the blog — if, in fact, they are literate.
I suppose it would not be too clever to say you guys are super smart and I would never ever post anything here in fear of being mocked way over my head. I’d at least like to understand how ignorant you think I am. *shivers*
Off Topic: I just looked out my window and saw a sail boat listing so far to the port side that you can almost see the keel! Much further and they’re gonna put the sail in the water. Why anyone wants to sail in grey cold weather is beyond me, but there they are.
Back on topic (slightly): I once saw a sail boat that had been hit by another, and had used duct tape to temporarily “fix” the hole. Thankfully the hole was above the waterline. Duct tape is a necessity on a sail boat, it can pretty much save any situation. Torn sails, holes in the hull, holding the tiller together….
I’m not talking ancient tall ships here. I’m talking about 40 footers. There are a lot of lines and jigs and catches and whatnot on a modern day sail boat mast!
*used to crew on a sail boat*
(for part of one summer)
Fabulous.
*reads magazine*
*waits patiently*
All finished?
*picks up mirror from styling table*
*looks at duct tape piled on head like soft-serve ice cream*
*pats*
Ooooooo! It’s so … so … big! And … shiny!
Anyone who doesn’t think this is a valid use of duct tape probably hasn’t watched much of the “news channels.” Or “reality shows.” Or Kanye West. Or… well, most of TV, if you ask me.
You’re not thinking big enough. We need two more tunnels; here, heading for black pudding; and here, in the direction of saveloy. Then, even if one is discovered, we will not be denied our overdose of saturated fats.
An old friend (female) once recounted this conversation for me:
“So, they have all kinds of lingerie for women… don’t they have anything to make guys sexier in the bedroom?”
“Hmmm… a gag.”
*shoots at exactly the same time as BFF swings his mallet*
*mallet and bullets spontaneously twist together into some bizarre special-move/laser type thing, completely annihilating the target, and, of course, looking very cool, because that’s how we roll*
*another target lunges*
*target discharges pistol, but awesome Matrix-style moves are performed and target is smashed to bits by mallet, while being gunned down*
*high fives*
*credits roll as the two walk into the sunset*
Y’know, looking over my old posts, I just realised something.
Does anybody else find it a bit odd that Failblog is apparently defended from the day-to-day onslaught by a pair of fifteen-year-olds? (Albeit, a pair of incredibly well equipped, intelligent, and good-looking ones, if I must say so myself … but still.)
[not sarcasm] Sometimes I think FB is turning into an online version of America’s Funniest Home Videos: one or two funny things, surrounded by a bunch of people getting hit in the balls by various objects.[/not sarcasm]
the picture on that duct tape carton should have been Sean Young, Jane Badler or Barbara Bain…
Then, I would have thought the fail factor as being more legitimate…
CARNAGE! CARNAGE! CARNAGE! Duct tape is normally used to fix up ducts (such as air conditioning ducts and vacuum ducts)! I normally would not use duct tape to tie up trees as it is indeed really expensive!
first off, it is called “top tape,” and doms are frequently referred to as “tops.” and subs are frequently referred to as ‘bottoms,” so obviously it’s tape made specifically for “tops” to use on their “bottoms”, and based on the illustration, is recommended for fem-domme.
the only possible fail I see here is that the “top” should not need instructions on how to use the tape on their “bottom”.
MMMMPFH
MMPH?? MM MPH MMMGHH MMUH!
MMPH MMPH MMMMPPHHH
*passes out*
*goes through STS’s pockets for loot*
Someone’s been spend time with LCB I see.
Don’t see the fail here. I mean u can surely use it for THAT!
[i]Someone’s[/i] not been spend time in English class.
Remember allways lick the tape before it is placed on you, and put your mouth like o. Then, when no-one is watching, grin like a grazy and the tape will fall off!
I don’t think I want to know how you know that.
What, you never grin like a grazy? You haven’t lived, man.
Oh no, I’ve been known to grin like crazy (the past month has kinda been like that), I’m referring to how he knows about getting out of duct tape like that.
Well, it’s just that i know that it wont ever stick if the glue is wet and it wont hold side-to-side moment so well…
*Puts a “ve” in previous post and turns moment into movement while others are dazed by my incredible knowledge*
Trying to imagine what kind of idiot captor would stop to ask, “So, you wanna lick this before I stick it on?”
“What flavor is it?”
Well, human tongue is quite fast…;)
that’s what she said
guh i should really learn to read at least a few comments ahead, especially when i’m commenting on a 2-day-old fail…
originality fail
Boot to the head!
na na…
When it’s on your mouth, it’s not too difficult to lick it.
That’s what she said.
(after she duct-taped him to the chair)
This is the funniest fail ever! – That’s what she said…
*is more dazed that you condone eating like a horse*
I wonder if the kidnapper would take it off slowly or fast
*grins like a grazy*
Cade Courtley from surviving disaster. It is quite a great show.
Who?
not with this tape. it is specifically made for gagging. says so on the box.
Always? Like, it’s happened to you more than once?
MM HMM!!
MMPH MRRR, MHPHRPH…
Oh my God…
They’re impersonating Kenny!
I hope not. It would suck if one of them died.
You Bastards!
That’s MRRR and MMSS Bastards to you, son.
fuzzzzzzz! … slap me some … fuzz … or concepts … or …
*Hands Fuzz a roll of duct-tape*
Instructions on the packet.
oh, he knows…
Perhaps somewhat obvious, but anyway… the actual translation is:
“TOP TAPE”
“Multiple purpose adhesive tape”
Me thinks you’s illlliterate. you’s got’s to buies magarazines with no adavertiseeements.
Well, that’s one thing you can use it for!
Yeah, and maybe one of the most used…
Speak for yourself.
I’ve never Ab Duct-Taped anybody.
they’d need to add an entire dictionary if they had to list ALL the things duct tape can be used for
Apparently the only things one really needs to fix things are a sledge hammer and duct tape.
dont forget the WD40 in extream emergancies
Right, right, I forgot that one!
How could you forget lubing in extream emergancies?!?
*doesn’t seem to have lubing emergencies, extream or otherwise.

*squeeze*
How have you been?
*adds an * after otherwise*
don’t forget cable ties
If I’ve got duct tape, what do I need cable ties for?
Taping ducks and tieing cable tv!
They say that theres only one thing that beats Chuck Norris: a helicopter made of duct tape!(with Chuck norris= Invincible!)
I’m fabulous, birdie. Life is pretty awesome lately! How’re you? I’ve been out a lot, did I miss date updates?
Last fail has a minor bit of updates, and my clickie has a few more. Life is just plain awesome right now for me too! Glad to hear that things are good for you too!
Bacon Lube™ + duct tape + WD-40 = Party?
Correction, you didn’t carry the tar.
Bacon Lube™ + duct tape + WD-40 = A slippery slope to a sticky situation
Well, hobby knife is one handy add there. Of course, with metal case and titanium blade…
See, I told him that scissors should be in that list too. He seemed undecided.
Actually I once made an trebuchet (type of catapult) out of pens, some string hockey- and duct tape. It works really well!
*Puts , between string and hockey-*
You still have it?
Yeah, alltough its a bit broken as i once forgot it in my bag, but i still have it.
Lol, I love that phrase. It really depends on what your “hobby” is.
… and perhaps how Dexterous you are.
*munches cereal*
*Applies duct tape*
Actually the only tool you would ever need is a paperclip… ehh the MacGyver multitool.
Actually, that’s WIN.
i second that opinion.
don’t second CO, bro
Dont Taze me, bro
*tazes*
THE JIBBA JABBA STOPS HERE!
diff WIN!
Know your customer
As sure. A second win in a row gets called a fail. Are the moders off their meds again?
my penis.
no homo?
*cuts penis off* Now you won’t brag about it!
I thought I’d heard a pin drop.
FISRT
Close but no cigar.
Yes. Yes you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
*specialSaturdaysqueezyGS*
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. “
*squeezysqueezes!*
Since you are no good at firsting you might like to try fisting.
At least it would get you away from the computer for a bit and it’s easier to spell.
*readies the halibut*
*rubs Avis arms* Loosen the muscle, remember to follow through. Eye on the prize…
*extends arms and cracks knuckles*
*rolls head on neck*
*assumes batters stance*
Ok. I think I’m ready.
*cracks knuckles*
*cricks neck*
I’m ready too.
I wonder if thwacking one of them would have the same effect as that desk toy.
Which one? The multiple pedulum one?
*sneaks in an extra “n” while everyone is staring at hte conveniently placed shiny*
You misspelled “teh”, kiddo
Well everyone knows “eht” is the hardest word in the english language to spell
*sneaks quick shoulder rubs* Don’t hold back, now. You’ve trained for this…
That’d be the one.
and many “other” uses
Yay! Now we can complete our play of torturing hostages.
Oh crap. Logging in from another browser and losing your original account in the multitude of it may result in some searching….
In other words, I think I’ve lost my avatar.
I hope this one does it right.
Hurray! I got my horrible used avatar back!
Yay, purple quilt instead of poo-brown quilt!!
Yay, ^ pretty picture of kissable kisser instead of a coo coo cookie!!
Is there are wrong use for Duct Tape? Maybe as an engagement ring?
What? You mean it must be metal? Of crap…
I prefer the honey-and-lemon flavored duct tape.
I love this fail. I love this fail hard.
I love this so much I can’t hardly contain myself.
I can help you!
*takes some duct take*
Huh? Where did you run?
*duck takes Pork right out of this thread before he gets in a bind*
ME? In bind from duct tape? Ooh, thats just impossible.
By the way, the name is Mawcrow. Others are just nicknames.
No, in a bind from getting between Dragon and her Admiral, I’d get out while the getting’s good.
*gets the hell out of the thread*
*flees*
*gives dilly and avis gift cards to their favo(u)rite stores as a theng-kew gift*
*gives MyCow a gift card to the *FOOOM!* Arcade*
If you would like help with your duct tape, I’d like to apply for a position. Just let me know if there are any rules you want me to adhere to.
If you sign the contract of employment, it will be binding.
*reads*
“The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.”
Rule #4!!!!!!
failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
But .. but … there was nearly a four hour delay. There has to be a statute of limitations. Failing that, I’ll skip to the end and invoke the sanity clause.
*facepalm*
The delay was eight minutes.
In Soviet Russia, Fail loves YOU!
*moves out of the way*
Am I out of the way here?
My reply to you was after 8 mins., but DW’s was nearly 4 hours before your comment, or so my browser tells me.
Sooooo, you gave DW just 8 minutes to reply to AA.
*squeeze*
Rrrrriiiiiight. I think I’ve got it now.
So, the *FOOOM!* arcade is in which direction?
You gave DW eight minutes to respond to my reengagement.
I must confess to a lack of comfort to rule 4 myself. It’s a shade too specific. Something along the lines of,”If two people are having a flirtation, don’t interrupt.”, might be more accepted. Just saying.
Hey coyote! Good to see you.
Um, what do you have on?
My computer and a floor lamp.
And that’s… that’s it?
*inches away*
You’re right. I forgot to mention the refrigerator.
So… your fridge is running?
Yes, but I do have Prince Albert in a can.
lol … you’re a turn on
Huh. That’s a switch.
I think most people get that, Coyote. Those that don’t, well…I’m okay with the consequences.
*squeeze*
Hello there! What was with the site last night? I wonder if the servers ended up in a molten puddle on the floor.
Dunno. I didn’t check news sources to see if there was a larger issue.
No need for a
. To cheer you up google Miss Plastic. A beauty pageant in Hungary. You won’t believe it.
this picture is fail… obv that was a joke on the part of the tape company… idiots
*makes note in log book*
Or is it WIN?
*makes another note in the log book*
How many volumes is that log book up to?
It goes all the way to eleven.
*makes note of logs in log books*
*hides log books behind the copy machine*
Wow, first time i see something from Romania on failblog. Awesome.
It says : duct tape with multiple uses.
It’s a win tbh.
The first time? Are you relatively new here? We’ve had others.
Many, MANY others. Sheesh.
Didn’t we have a whole run of them about a year ago? It seemed like every other one was from Romania for a while there.
There have been plenty. The fail that first came to mind was the truck crossing a small bridge (that collapsed) over a creek that ran beside the road. I remember MikeyD seeing a face in the broken stone wall.
And wasn’t the one with the car wedged between the two light-transit trains from there as well?
I like all the Risky fails from Irkutsk.
Oh, I don’t know, dilettante, those tend towards Kamhorneychatka.
Romanians are best at failing
Haide Romania
Anyone else thinking National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? Holy sh*t, where’s the tylenol?
In soviet Russia: Duct Tapes You.
I’m a gonna cut a bitch if this continues.
I’m sorry
*gives cookies in appology*
Well, ok…
PINE NUT COOKIES
1 lb. almond paste
2 c. sugar
4 eggs
1/4 c. flour
1/2 lb. pignolis (pine nuts)
Pinch of salt
Mix together almond paste, sugar, and egg whites; mix. Add pinch of salt and flour. Mix well. Roll in crescent shape and dip in pignoli. Put on a cookie sheet that has been lined with brown paper. Wait until cookies are cooled before taking off (can be put on ungreased cookie sheet). Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 5 minutes; remove from paper.
That sounds nice! Is the kind of pine that grows in Finland compatible?
Yes, you can Finnish the recipe.
I was going to give a friendly warning about people with pine nut allergies, but I’m too busy bleeding internally… ouch …
*scratches his head, wears a rubber glove*
*hands fuzz another glove*
Oh, lol.
Or you could just go all out and duct tape them to a wall.
…or the ceiling.
There are people to whom I’d like to see that happen.
Me and STS? Sam “the ultimate troll” and some other troll? Some regulars? Who?
Nah, some folks I see from time to time in the real world.
Oh, I understand. Actually I know one guy whos mouth I’d wish to tape…
There’s a real world?
Can you show it to me or will my eyes explode upon gazing at it’s wonderment?
Yes, there is in fact a “real world” I know you’ll think I’m crazy for thinking this, but people actually talk to each other FACE TO FACE. And there’s these things called the “sky”, and the “sun”. I have no idea what those things are. Possibly species of cow.
And here we have the “Sun Cow”
Notice the sheen of the coat, this bovine absolutely RADIATES.
Mmmm… Radioactive cheeseburger…
Failed marketing ideas:
The Uranium Burger™ – For those days when you’re simply too goddamn butch to eat the normal cow!The Gamma Burger™ – It’ll shoot right through you! Warning: May cause cancer.The Radiation BLT™ – With a half-life of over 5000 years, it’ll keep you feeling full until the day you die!Weren’t they going to use Bozon the clown to promote these?
*quietly replaces z with s*
Yes, but they thought the idea was just too quarky to work.
Oh? And what’s (ba)ryon with that?
This would be a strange pun run.
But I like the way the puns are stringing along.
Personally, I’m afraid people would find our puns too particle-ular to be funny.
Of course this does have a certain charm.
Indeed, I find that the puns tend to be very (chromo)dynamic.
Glad to see that we are all using our branes.
This was a very itsy bitsy tinnie wiennie pun run.
These things come and go in phases, off and gluon.
What we need here is a majoron!
At least the situation doesn’t require a hadron. That would be awkward. (Use your imagination, you’ll figure it out
)
I haf(nium) serious doubts about this punrun…
Hey! I liked the last one…
Or maybe:
SolBurger™, now with even more bacon, since you just can’t develop your own gravitational force fast enough!
?
Oh, blarg. Italics close failure. Should have ended after “bacon”.
*snorkroffle!*
QuarkBurger™ – Experience six delicious flavors in one!
I’ve heard of this “sun” before. It’s been known to play a part in a “sunset” from time to time, during which it apparently walks off the face of the earth for a short period. Perhaps it is emotionally unstable?
No it doesn’t walk. I heard Helios drives it in his chariot off the face of the earth.
It rides in a chariot off the face of the earth… it sounds to me like the Sun is suicidal. Emotional instability, I totally called it.
Aww … She’s probably just a little self-conscious about those spots.
And, just in case anyone asks, it’s turtles all the way down.
Ah, yes, but who feeds the turtles? *knowing smile*
Depending on you point of view, they might be sustained by His Noodly Appendage or partake of a Friday hotdog.
Suddenly I miss raelalt again.
That’s one way of handling trolls.
I’d quite like to know what the tape is being used for in the picture above the bound and gagged man.
It’s depicting the bracing of trees. You sometimes need to do that to young trees. Particularly fruit trees.
Ah. I thought it was something like that. But why duct tape?! Surely something more sturdy is needed?
Not really, you could probably just use twine. Duct tape won’t “decay” as quickly as twine will though.
And what would be more sturdy than duct tape? That stuff is strong!
Taping trees to stabilizers to keep them from walking away.
If duct tape cant fix your problem, alcohol will.
I just cross-stitched that on a pillow the other day!
Lemme guess, you’ve seen the book “Subversive Cross-Stitch”.
And if you haven’t look it up on-line, it’s right up your alley!
I haven’t! Teehee
My mother bought a kit for me a few years ago. It read “Bite Me”. I’ve been hooked ever since.
Thank you for the resource! This might actually get me to do cross stitch!
I never could stand all the flowers and cute things that my mother does.
are they duct-taping trees?
AAA! Avoid!!!
Yes.
Tree can.
*fleeswithaquickness*
*ahem*
*snork*
GAH!!!
*hides behind bush*
*trembles*
Jeez! I’m not gonna kill you! Relax, we need to show a united front to the trolls anyway.
*shows united front by mistake*
*covers up quickly*
Ummm… yeah…. that’s…. not what I meant.
LOL i’m from Romania, i saw the ducktape in a shop and almost peed my pants laughing
) glad to be on the site
5:0
ooookaay…
Probably just started middle school or maybe high school and got his first calculator. Next he’ll figure out 8008135.
I recognize this troll. He/she always posts this sort of asinine bullsh!t. He/she posted something similar the other day. What really pisses me off about this kind of troll is that if they really knew what caliber of people were on here, he/she might not do this. But I’ll bet you this kind don’t even bother to read the blog — if, in fact, they are literate.
99er
I suppose it would not be too clever to say you guys are super smart and I would never ever post anything here in fear of being mocked way over my head. I’d at least like to understand how ignorant you think I am. *shivers*
800813
817c4
lol adam and jamie
I saw that’s a win
Its the cutting edge win.
Sharp as a Blade, that one.
Hobby knife, i say. With metal casing and titanium blade.
Duct tape can fix all of your problems.
What? That isn’t what tape is normally used for?
Criminal tendecies WIN!
*sigh* There’s so much optimism here. Some people simply refuse to accept that a fail is a fail.
there is always a WIN for every fail… It’s all about seeing the glass half full instead of half empty :p
No it isn’t. It also depends on what the glass is full of. If it’s full of, say, New Coke, it’s bad either way.
LOL xD
Depending on the scenario, it might also be a secondary “Missing Blindfold Fail”.
The glass is at 50% capacity…
Off Topic: I just looked out my window and saw a sail boat listing so far to the port side that you can almost see the keel! Much further and they’re gonna put the sail in the water. Why anyone wants to sail in grey cold weather is beyond me, but there they are.
Back on topic (slightly): I once saw a sail boat that had been hit by another, and had used duct tape to temporarily “fix” the hole. Thankfully the hole was above the waterline. Duct tape is a necessity on a sail boat, it can pretty much save any situation. Torn sails, holes in the hull, holding the tiller together….
And to tie people to mast.
Too many moving parts on the mast. That person would just be in the way. Better to tape ‘em to the prow.
Some ancient heroes didn’t think so
I’m not talking ancient tall ships here. I’m talking about 40 footers. There are a lot of lines and jigs and catches and whatnot on a modern day sail boat mast!
*used to crew on a sail boat*
(for part of one summer)
This is not a fail, its a definite Win!
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*head asplodes*
*quickly re-assembles LGB’s head using duct tape*
Thanks, eye. Could you rearrange it just a little or give it just a little more body in the back there?
Hmmm … I’ll give it my best shot.
*starts wrapping duct tape round curlers and applying mousse*
My dear, when this is done you will look absolutely divine … also, shiny.
Fabulous.
*reads magazine*
*waits patiently*
All finished?
*picks up mirror from styling table*
*looks at duct tape piled on head like soft-serve ice cream*
*pats*
Ooooooo! It’s so … so … big! And … shiny!
*produces a pair of pliers and screwdriver*
Do you have time for a manicure?
Cool, I learned a new use for duct tape
Hahaha… id say thats a win!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*runs screaming out of the room, arms flailing in the air*
Not again!
Way to break the ice.
*grabs a large amount of duct tape and tells the ice breaker to tape the ice back together*
even you should admit that’s a bad joke…
*To stop the word from getting out duct tape to tape XaTaN!’s mouth shut*
Its not you its just something deeper.
In Romania, that’s actually a common usage.
Been watching too many Tarantino movies in Romania?
i think thats a completely valid use of duct tape
Anyone who doesn’t think this is a valid use of duct tape probably hasn’t watched much of the “news channels.” Or “reality shows.” Or Kanye West. Or… well, most of TV, if you ask me.
it`s not actually a fail…ROMANIAN Duct Tape is usually used for that purpose!
Vinegar clan, is back.
Break out the fish and chips!
*breaks out in fish and chips*
*dabs cream on fish and chips rash*
Jeez. I didn’t know you were allergic.
Okay… *produces blueprints of prison*
So, Fish is here, and Chips is here… so, if we dig a tunnel under cell block B we can-…
*wonders why everybody is looking at him weird*
You’re not thinking big enough. We need two more tunnels; here, heading for black pudding; and here, in the direction of saveloy. Then, even if one is discovered, we will not be denied our overdose of saturated fats.
And there’s three tunnels; Charlie, Marlie and Barlie
No, wait. There’s FOUR tunnels; Charlie, Marlie, Barlie, and High Cholesterol.
Charlie, Marlie, Barlie, High Cholesterol and a nice red uniform … damn!
I’ve got Baker and Poncherello, who’s got the fish?
“Hmm, we don’t seem to have any trouble selling duct tape to men. How can we appeal to the female shopper?”
Win!
An old friend (female) once recounted this conversation for me:
“So, they have all kinds of lingerie for women… don’t they have anything to make guys sexier in the bedroom?”
“Hmmm… a gag.”
It would cut down on the number of times wives would have to hear, “What? What’d I say?”
With sales plunging, Top Tapes turn to their last resort demographic: The Romanian Mafia.
At least they’re honest.
silence is golden, but duct tape is silver…lol
and if the guy in the pic knows what’s good for him,
he won’t say nothin’ to the copper
It was … erm … Colonel Mustard, in the Billiard Room, with the lead pipe.
FIRST!!!
LOL It`s ROMANIAN
ROMANIAn
ALL YOUR TAPE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!
*headdesk*
*x5*
Hah. Good thing I replaced your desk with a NerfDesk™ last week.
Good friends know it’s the little things that count.
That poster may or may not have posted here. Or not.
Did it die?!
*sigh*
I wish BFF were here.
*appears in a puff of smoke*
*bows*
At your service, m’lady.
Oh, how wonderful! Do you have your mallet handy?
*produces hammer from bag*
Always. Let’s get cracking.
Yeah… I have a spare sixgun. Care to take a shot or two? It sounds like it’d do you good, ma’am, if you don’t mind me sayin’ so.
I don’t see why you can’t i>both take him out…
*gets popcorn, ShamWow™, and lawnchair*
This is gonna be good….
*that would be an italic both*
*shoots at exactly the same time as BFF swings his mallet*
*mallet and bullets spontaneously twist together into some bizarre special-move/laser type thing, completely annihilating the target, and, of course, looking very cool, because that’s how we roll*
*another target lunges*
*target discharges pistol, but awesome Matrix-style moves are performed and target is smashed to bits by mallet, while being gunned down*
*high fives*
*credits roll as the two walk into the sunset*
Another job well done.
Y’know, looking over my old posts, I just realised something.
Does anybody else find it a bit odd that Failblog is apparently defended from the day-to-day onslaught by a pair of fifteen-year-olds? (Albeit, a pair of incredibly well equipped, intelligent, and good-looking ones, if I must say so myself
… but still.)
That should “onslaught of trolls” … just to clarify.
I think just, “…day-to-day onslaught…”, worked just fine. Covers everything.
… I s’pose.
Nope, I think Youthful enthusiasm is just what’s called for.
Alexander, if you post this video one more time on this site, I’m going to ask Ben and Emily to ban you. Enough is enough.
[sarcasm]But… But… He fell on the ice!
It cracked a little! It BELONGS on the site!!! [/sarcasm]
[not sarcasm] Sometimes I think FB is turning into an online version of America’s Funniest Home Videos: one or two funny things, surrounded by a bunch of people getting hit in the balls by various objects.[/not sarcasm]
Oh yea…I’m the head of the Janitors’ Union.
I need that duct tape.
*orders factories worth*
Well there’s truth in advertising for ya…
This isn’t a failure! It’s marketing BRILLIANCE!!!!!
How do you get your pics in the fail blog? I uploaded one into my LOLZ, but don’t know what to do from there. Thanks
ht tp://failblog.org/fail-submissions/
Isn’t that what duct tape is used for anyways?
Testing…
Yeee-haa! New avatar works. Happy, happy…
Joy, joy.
I can haz avatar!
(sorry, ICHC persona leakage.)
Leakage?
*brings out the duct tape*
Aaiieeee!
*flees duct tape*
Okay, okay! English it is!
Come on, this is a WIN!!
“Superior Guy”? I’m sorry, man, but Marvel completely screwed you.
Ever since they were bought by Disney, creativity’s really gone downhill.
Definitely a WIN
that’s not a Win?
that’s not a Fail?
That’s knot a rope?
I know there was no knots in that knot, so why would you call it a knot?
I wonder if the duct tape comes with instructions on how to professionally tape someone to a chair…
lol wtf this is awesome!!
Romania fail!
he he he he ..
Romania?
But I’ve never seen that duct tape here!
OMG PHOTOSHOPPED
*Makes a note on logbook*
thats the fail? it’s at least possible, i’ve never seeen anybody duct taping trees
This reminds me of something, click my name… (Don’t worry it’s a link to an ICHC site, no screamer or shiz.)
This Is ROMANIAN
WTF???Can I tape my cat to the car?
It’s just a plaster for the mouth!
darn.. i can’t believe it
).. duct tape with multiple uses. fixing trees and torturing ? hmm..
this is not a fail, this is a win
The ladies know what i use tape for ;D….stripping off ball hair. (among other things)
We had to know this… why, exactly?
WTF, how many times can a WIN be called FAIL?? Failblog fails again, sad…
Mcguyver trademark tools
looks as a win to me actually
Hmm… Looks like a WIN to me.
Yep, I also think this is a win.
graphjam.com/2009/04/02/song-chart-memes-uses-duct-tape/
Black humour win!
Suggested uses.
im not surprised
the picture on that duct tape carton should have been Sean Young, Jane Badler or Barbara Bain…
Then, I would have thought the fail factor as being more legitimate…
It`s WIN
This is more like an EPIC WIN!
Seems like a WIN to me!
W.I.N.
a WIN definitely XD
Are you kidding me? That’s a friggin WIN baby! Finally someone advertises with some sense of what people want to use duct tape for!
Yeah,why is this a fail? Translated,under the title,it says”Duct tape with multiple uses”?ncluding people
CARNAGE! CARNAGE! CARNAGE! Duct tape is normally used to fix up ducts (such as air conditioning ducts and vacuum ducts)! I normally would not use duct tape to tie up trees as it is indeed really expensive!
Actually, according to a scientific test, duct tape is the absolute WORST thing to repair ducts with.
Funnily enough, it’s great for dealing with warts. (Maybe they just didn’t want to call it “wart tape”.)
WIN!
More like an illustration WIN, I think.
i think this should be a win lol
Funny …the message it’s in Romanian language but this product never exists…it’s a fake fail
why cant w decide between win of fail…
*I cant spell…..*
epic win.
first off, it is called “top tape,” and doms are frequently referred to as “tops.” and subs are frequently referred to as ‘bottoms,” so obviously it’s tape made specifically for “tops” to use on their “bottoms”, and based on the illustration, is recommended for fem-domme.
the only possible fail I see here is that the “top” should not need instructions on how to use the tape on their “bottom”.