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Special deliverer.
sleeping beauty
Must have been an over night delivery.
Shame he forgot about the delivery part.
Who says you can’t nap in a mailbox! Looks like he may be using his iPhone!
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Stop by the Top 5 Fail Gifs I found a couple days ago!
I think you’ll find that his name is Norton and he’s checking for viruses.
Oh, is that why he is not working right, he crashed.
Yeh, Looks like it, all other tasks appears to be frozen…
It’s the blue crash…uniform. Reboot him!
Sleeping on the job!
♫ Please don’t wake me, no
don’t shake me
Leave me where I am
I’m only sleeping ♫
ding dong, YOU GOT FAIL!
awww shit!!! i used to do this when i was a carrier. no i didn’t get fired!
male pattern mailness
Atleast he wears helmet!
Silly me! I thought that was a stamp on his forehead.
works through the rain and the snow but not through nap time!
And, at the end of his shift, he’ll can just put all the mail back in the box and go home. If only he could find a box near a WiFi hot-spot, he could be on FailBlog all day (dot org, obviously).
*removes “‘ll” from previous post*
*makes note to proof-read then post*
Then sleep.
(I.e., post post.)
Did he lie?
That chair doesn’t appear to have particularly good slumber support.
My chiropractor is cringing right now.
Mine is rubbing his hands in glee!
I’d ignore him. He’s just being manipulative
Sounds maladjusted.
Don’t malign the poor man!
He might have a general malaise.
I was trying to be positive. Most people think he’s a spineless bone-head.
I still think that’s an unfair crack.
when narcolepsy goes postal
I can has catalepsy?
*offers dilly a stiff tonic*
*hic* Gin rummy!
*offers dilly a cardigan*
Ooo Swede!
♫ Love me, love me, say that you love me ♪
This would explain why my mail is late…
Better mail late than female late.
Oopsy!
I think you ment to say,
“it’s better to be missing a letter than a period.”
I think you ferment to say,
“It’s better to be punctual than a punk too late.”
Your avatar looks a bit like punctured punctation. Very spùnky.
He’s tired cuz he’s pregnant?
Stamp please
You’ll have to wait in line.
To be frank, I think he should be given his cards.
What line I don’t see a line?
sulaim is written on the door?
Chorizzo?
“Adoorslam willwake’im”
The mailbox has moves up in the food chain
Your mail will be overnighted on the sleeper?
Your male be an overrated over-sleeper?
The heir male might take a while, unless he’s overthrown
“Neither snow nor reign nor coup d’etat stays these courtiers from their appointed throne”
Cause when your mail has to get there!
A wild sentence fragment appears!!
When it absolutely positively has.
Neither rain nor
The mailman is lazier than a
kitteh is hungry, want mails
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.
Wa’alaikum Assalam!
At least it’s a news flash and not a ‘you took your pants off’ flash. :p
When have I ever done that?
:p
*steals Brewksi’s pants*
*ties them to a flagpole attached to a pillion throne*
*watches the Queen ride off into the sunset*
I hope have an extra pair with you, Brewski…you might catch a chill…
Who? Me, nope sorry
Fine. We’ll just have to share the same pair then.
:p
-Only 1 (one) rider per cart.
-No hitting from behind.
:[
I already figured if I poked, I would pay.
*collides with BrewBlueski’s head* Oh, My!
Tripper: “Attention! Bus for the Camp Mohawk basketball game leaving in fifteen minutes…and there is a pair of pants hanging on the flagpole this morning!”
♪Oh, hail to thee, ol’ pantaloons♫
No worries mate I will get a ladder to get your pants from the flag pole
but this has to stop. Brewski you must learn to teleport yourself out of this boxes you are in.
That might lead to over exposure!
Beam me up, Scotty!!
ERROR: No carrier
reroute to main configuration to load one alpha bearing one 5 eagles.
Maybe the letter-box is his apartment.
fake fail
*cries*
It’s the the postal service new system. Special packages are mailed with your very own mail carrier.
Haha. We’re all assuming this guy is the Postie… I hear package mail is cheaper than Greyhound!
They did say as long as it fits the box. Whoo hoo flat rate mailing!
Male delivery fail then?
Could be Engrish fail: “Male delivery” =D
Then it would have to have a horse in the box…
sounds unstable
After 35 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.
When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.
When done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.
“All this is just too wonderful for words,” he says, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she says, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, ‘Screw him. Give him a dollar.’ But breakfast was my idea.”
Retirement present WIN
Mailman win
Mail transfer agent error
I that those are letters and stuff in the top semi-circle, but…How come I keep thinking that they’re cocaine?
Sorry, I know that those are letters, know
Really? I was only somewhat sure.
Grr… reply fail.
Okay, who broke the blog this time?
I’m somewhat sure it’s that blue
Replyclickie over there —>*Shadowsqueeze*
The reply needs to lay off the blow.
I think they’re all Bill’s
I present you the FailMail or is it MailFail?
Agent 13 hard at work.
Would you believe “at work?”
Working part time?
Communicating via psychic means?
Snail Mail Fail.
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night…
Glom of Nit- Pratchett
So… did they put this guy in the mailbox to get rid of the mongooses?
mail dump? at least there’s plenty of reading material
He’s a mail collector, not a deliverer.
So collectors are meant to sit inside the post box? I can see how it’s not a fail now. :[
You bring it to him?
I saw a mail lady in back bay eating her lunch in one of those. props, US Postal Service.
Well he could be on his scheduled break, and he hasn’t deviated from his route. He’s probably a model employee!
Screw him and give him a dollar when he retires?
don’t forget breakfast….
Just having a break…..no fail
He’s almost like a mailman/hobo.
I always wonder how people can get pictures of people failing w/o noticing.
only in san francisco
*nods* san failfrisco
Dude, I think I know where that picture was taken! That is a San Francisco MUNI bus mark on the pole behind him and the building across the street looks A LOT like the one Across the street from my apartment.
I was *positive* the building in the background was at 9th @ Kirkham, but alas, street view proved me wrong.
do you know this guy
neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor hail, they say, can stop the fail.
I see these green U.S. Mail boxes from time to time, with no slot or opening. Always wanted to know what was inside. Now I do.
That reminds me of sleeping in my wall locker in basic. Epic.
He is texting his resignation
A mailman I know said he had to take shelter from a hailstorm once in one of those relay boxes .
Any port in a storm.
As long as the guy is on his 30 minute lunch break( that’s all we get)
or his 10 minute pm break, napping or texting is allowed..
Well,
a. it’s not raining or hailing
b. the fail doesn’t care if he if legit
c. it’s just funny, ok?
but, should we make him breakfast?
For everyone mocking this guy or calling him lazy etc. must not know that for a city carrier with NO truck this is exactly where and how you take breaks during your day. Everyone gets breaks at works but most of you are lucky enough to work in doors.
Your tax dollars, hard at work.
Working harder than you ever will in your life, when not on break.
thats what happens when you hire minorities.
Heh. My sis is a mailman. On rainy days, she sits inside the mailbox to stay dry while she eats her lunch. So practical, those mail carriers.
Lmao, i wonder if all mail people do this.
Totally San Francisco, looks like 24th street, Noe Valley to me.
Enjoy the pubic health care plan.
Guys, this is just a hobo who beat up a mailman for the excuse to have this sweet hobo-shelter.
Looks like he’s skinning up a joint
FAIL-box
I always wondered what those postal boxes on the street were for.
Why again is the USPS a failure? And, the country wants to run our health care system. Wow, I hope we get as good of service from our doctors as we get from the postman.
did he die?
is this the mailman who was stealing all those netflix deliveries?
I can’t believe only 2 people made a “Male delivery” joke.
i guess he had to long night,and got a early start.how else could he have ended up the box where he suppose to be delivering our mail to us.see that’s what happens when your falling out on the job’’smile”
that is where all mail men live.
Ahhhhhhh Mail men in San Francisco’s Marina District…..Can life get any easier?
What’s a mail delivery joke?
nice place to relax !!!