Go to a foot doctor. Or you could try to dig into your skin until you find the toenail, then clip it. Also, you can get ingrown toenails if your shoes are too small. Get bigger shoes, and they should go away on their own.
WTF indeed. This Fail did not have especially high vote ratios on the voting pages. Voting obviously doesn’t count for much. I’m not clear what the point of having voting pages actually is for the ICHC Failblog site.
Yeah, the vast majority (~ 85%) of whatever 1mages get posted to the voting pages gets more up votes than down (regardless of whether it’s the same theme over and over — like trucks bumping into low overpasses — or even if it’s a repeat of the very same 1mage already appearing elsewhere in the voting pages).
I originally presumed, though, that the most popular ones — those with the highest ratio of up to down votes — would be the most likely to appear here. But after watching for a couple weeks, it’s clear that’s not the case. There are pictures on the voting that have over 100 to 1 votes in favor of them that have been there for over a month, while ones like the present fail had a favorability ratio of less than 15 to 1 and only went up a week or so ago.
Honestly I believe the best ones from the back pages are selected to be used in their books and whatnot. I wouldn’t know though considering i wouldn’t ever buy one.
I really, really want this to be equipment for some obscure martial (or should that be marital) art. Either that, or a type of handy wearable draught excluder.
It may not be a fail, but that’s a big lame. I doubt anyone but a lame person would actually wear that “appendage”. I think Lady Gaga saw that and asked whether people have any taste.
Gives another connotation to the song. Ram a lam a ding dong!
Have visions of somebody actually wearing that and the other person dying of laughter.. or fright.
Gag gift?
I don’t think this is a fail because I’m pretty sure it’s in a sex shop. That’s just displaying the product. If that manneqin were set up in a kids department store it would be a fail.
Amsterdam – Christine le Duce (sex shop) near Spui… I guess they think it’s funny. ^^ I pass it ever so often when biking to study, work, pubs, etc. etc. Definitely caught my attention. And well, it’s one way to catch peoples attention in a city with loads of sex shops.
This is a sex show. The purple curvy toy to the bottom is the jimmyjane.com form 6, a luxury vibrator. The red and white tubes at the top are Tengacups, single use masturbators imported from japan.
Yeah, I know. It’s cause I’ve spent the last few years writing copy for toys. I can recognize just about anything on sight now. Blessing and a curse. :-p
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Confusing Elephants WIN!
The person wearing this would have to be even more confused than the elephants.
Now you’re confusing the issue as well!
I know what i’m gonna wear tomorrow…
Jeans and a t-shirt?
No shoes?
A tea dress by Laura Ashley?
Gothic Lolita style dress?
Some nice blue ‘aero’ shorts?
man boobs?
Very very short plaid skirt?
your humor kilts me.
Ya going to where…hmmmmmm…..nothing? Its ya birthday?
one of those advertising sandwich boards?
What can you do for an ingrowing toenail?
Go to a foot doctor. Or you could try to dig into your skin until you find the toenail, then clip it. Also, you can get ingrown toenails if your shoes are too small. Get bigger shoes, and they should go away on their own.
It’s not an elephant it’s a*ploop*
Is it a picture of dark_coder then? Does that prove that the previous picture was in fact a win?
GIVE ME A WTF?!
WTF indeed. This Fail did not have especially high vote ratios on the voting pages. Voting obviously doesn’t count for much. I’m not clear what the point of having voting pages actually is for the ICHC Failblog site.
were the votes not high, but still higher for the Fail versus against? They may claim one more “for” is enough to post.
Yeah, the vast majority (~ 85%) of whatever 1mages get posted to the voting pages gets more up votes than down (regardless of whether it’s the same theme over and over — like trucks bumping into low overpasses — or even if it’s a repeat of the very same 1mage already appearing elsewhere in the voting pages).
I originally presumed, though, that the most popular ones — those with the highest ratio of up to down votes — would be the most likely to appear here. But after watching for a couple weeks, it’s clear that’s not the case. There are pictures on the voting that have over 100 to 1 votes in favor of them that have been there for over a month, while ones like the present fail had a favorability ratio of less than 15 to 1 and only went up a week or so ago.
I figure it’s randomly selected.
Honestly I believe the best ones from the back pages are selected to be used in their books and whatnot. I wouldn’t know though considering i wouldn’t ever buy one.
are you feeling inadequate?
That thong doesn’t leave a lot to the !magination.
It’s the one costume that Cher rejected. That’s why it’s in a museum.
I bet she wishes she could turn back time and change her mind.
It’s a shoop, not a ploop?
I Believe it is known as a dead ringer after love.
I believe in the Shoop da Whoop.
lol haha, nice one!!
That’s okay, I’m sure Lady Gaga will break into the museum and wear it at the next award show she attends.
Nope, she’ll wear it to the store. Doesn’t it scream milk and eggs?
she’s already fully equipped is what I hear. …
If she doesn’t wear it, Perez Hilton might try . . .
Cher? Cheryl Tiegs? The rejected fishnet shot from Sports Illustrated?
I was going to say it’s a lady GAGA costume for sure. Right up her alley..
One size fits all…
She’s in love with a boy from the rod-e-o
Who pulls the rope on the chute when they let those suckas go-o-o-o ..
fits all what? horses?
Woah! That really is a manlyquin.
I’d like to see Kim Cattrall running around a department store wearing that.
It covers too much for her.
You don’t know that. It may be open at the back and the string may be held on with… umm, string.
Showing her ass-ets, you mean?
her ass is about the only thing not shown.
Seriously……. W T F
she’s just showing she’s brave… and has the balls to prove it.
I thought we had that hermaphrodite castrated
eeww
scared
It’s a scarf, mistaken for a thong.
This way, it could seriously hit you in the face if it gets hard.
Whereupon the wearer faints from lack of blood to the brain?
I think all the men on fb should go commando today to support this fail.LOL
Commandos could use it to hide their rifles.
sweet idea, and the grenades could be….well you get the picture.
Is there some way of organizing the “commando” men to prove their “commandoness”.
Look at the groin area. If you see a helmet…
IDEA FAIL
It’ only hot when girls don’t wear underwear.
Just found my Halloween costume.
Really? I was hoping you would go out as fairy princess!
is there a different costume for that?
oh, sorry, i forgot about the crown!
The crown is at the top with the family jewels?
Hallowiener costume
Aaaaaaah you scared me chrexp. Good morning.
If you look closer, it is made of 35.000 diamonds.
Good afternoon.
WTF…
don’t let your manhood be challenged, dude.
Bruno was here…
Perhaps one can unscrew the head of the thong and replace it with the orange one, to match it with the rest of the clothes.
my right or your right?
hey this photo is taken in amsterdam
YES, I was about to scream the same thing.
It’s in some shop in Amsterdam where they sell more crazy sh1t like this. I walk by every day when going to college.
…Not that I ever went inside.
Really.
mee toooo
hahaah
It’s in the christine le duc store, on the corner of the spui and the rokin. I rememeber walking by and thinking it was hilarious
hey i was modelling for that
Not a fail at all, its just another sex shop gimmic
ok, but what do people use this for? I cant imagine …
haven’t you ever wanted to have sex with a woodchipper? sheesh!
may not be a fail but your inability to see the humor in it is.
what??? no shoes? obviously a fail
You’re right, the outfit is not complete, therefore wrong. To the shoe store!
AersoHoles surely
Or Bush Puppies
Mephisto/MeFisto
OK, I am done now
YES
TOOL IS AWESOME
King Missile FTW!
I love that song.
Oh I know that vibrator, it’s very….
could you do a demonstration?
please?
pretty please?
Worst fanny pack ever.
I reckon you’d get a lot of loose change down there.
A new definition to pocket change!
I really, really want this to be equipment for some obscure martial (or should that be marital) art. Either that, or a type of handy wearable draught excluder.
caster semenya?
That’s one helluva strap-on.
strap on, strap off
strap on!
LOL
It may not be a fail, but that’s a big lame. I doubt anyone but a lame person would actually wear that “appendage”. I think Lady Gaga saw that and asked whether people have any taste.
doubtful. lady gaga has no taste. but little kim could use it as a sleeping bag.
Thats soooo wrong
wrong wong?
wrong schlong?
ding dong?
Gives another connotation to the song. Ram a lam a ding dong!
Have visions of somebody actually wearing that and the other person dying of laughter.. or fright.
Gag gift?
only if you try to swallow
Ram a llama’s ding-dong?
is a strab different than a strap?
Sis?
Oh my god, my store totally sells that wang. It’s the Long Johnson Silver.
Adult store, mind you. I wonder what whacked-out shop this picture is from, though! Looks too ritzy to be a sex shop!
Well, some guys are into shemales.
I’d hit that doll.
At least it’s not erect.
You know whats funny is i have a feeling there is no fail here at all….i bet the person that took this was at a dirty, dirty store.
Dunno, looks pretty spiffy to me. Look at the glass in the display case on the right–so clean, you have no trouble seeing the vibrators behind it.
I don’t think this is a fail because I’m pretty sure it’s in a sex shop. That’s just displaying the product. If that manneqin were set up in a kids department store it would be a fail.
I think this is a lingeriestore in Amsterdam, near het Spui. Not even a sexshop…
Is that the oft-mentioned disco stick?
It is indeed. It’s part of the “Virgin Vampire” Halloween Costume.
Freudian apparel!
That’s in amsterdam! Its easy to remember
How is this a fail?
Devil with a Gray Peen On?
Lady Gaga?!
hemaphrodite much?
If not for the schlong I’d say that dummy has a nice figure
The sad thing is, that costume will probably be worn by somebody far less attractive than the mannequin
…No comment…
Not really a fail… it’s from a sex shop, dont you see the vibrators? so its not fashion honestly
fail fail
I fail to see the fail
women are getting lonly these days…
Amsterdam – Christine le Duce (sex shop) near Spui… I guess they think it’s funny. ^^ I pass it ever so often when biking to study, work, pubs, etc. etc. Definitely caught my attention. And well, it’s one way to catch peoples attention in a city with loads of sex shops.
what the what?
I was on board ‘tll I scrolled past the waist! Why would you ruin a perfectly slutty….whatever that is….with a giant shiny schlong!!??
Win.
Hey, Lady Gaga called, she wants her next award ceremony-er- “outfit” back!!! XD
ROFL !!!
YOU PHAIL AT PHASION
Umm… They really should put a “WARNING: THIS FAIL IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 16″ sign above this picture, scince I’m only ten…
This is in a shop next to Amsterdam’s Square! Was there last month and got pics too!!!
Okay, that’s just scary.
Oh I’m…so turned on ::wince::
DISCO STICK!!!!
I think Lady Gaga would wear this one.
This is a sex show. The purple curvy toy to the bottom is the jimmyjane.com form 6, a luxury vibrator. The red and white tubes at the top are Tengacups, single use masturbators imported from japan.
Yeah, I know. It’s cause I’ve spent the last few years writing copy for toys. I can recognize just about anything on sight now. Blessing and a curse. :-p
http://www.thattoychick.com
What was that? How to dress like a gay lord like Micheal Jackson??
It’s discussionable whether this is fail or a masive, MASSIVE win….
-=WIN=-
That’s in Amsterdam, the Netherlands! It’s in some sort of weird erotic shop near the ‘kalverstraat’!!
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