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“Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
why yes, yes I do but I’m not giving it to you!
*tackles Mr. Flippy and pries Grey Poupon out of his hand*
Muahahahahaha! It’s mine now!
*runs away*
That was very considerate of you, Gracie. I was just going to Poupon him.
Me too, as soon as I mustard the courage.
Everyone’s an insult comic.
I don’t Poupon anyone anymore, but if I mustard I would pick someone greedy and mean to do it on.
Mouse turd?
Hang him, baboon! His wit is as thick as Tewksbury mustard!
*smooch!*
By my troth, I kiss thee with a most constant heart.
“May He Poop On My Knee?”
wow you are a fkn nerd
AGREED
looks like it would’ve been an epic fail too, and it stopped before we had the pleasure of witnessing it
just like how I had the pleasure of witnessing my mother… before my dad “parachuted” away
Actualy it is a fail because he was sing: To fly, to fly, going high, going high…
He is a singer and this song is one of his famous songs.
Actualy, he was sing:
♪ “Butterfly in the sky,
I can go twice as high,
Take a look, it’s in a book,
Reading Rainboooooowwww (Parachute)!” ♫
the way that guy was singing, I’d say a WIN
VERY VERY TRUE
If I had to guess at why the video abruptly ends there, I’d say it was because the rest of the video may show him being pushed over the guard rail and either falling to his death or being horribly injured from the fall. There’s also the paraglider smacking into the side of the cliff to consider too. This clip may not be so much fail as a tragic moment for two people caught on video.
I think it ended because the photographer was hit, too, and stopped filming.
That’s a possibility that would make me feel relieved. But still, this has “cliff-hanger” written all over it…
*head hits desk*
*peels parachute off the coyote*
*squeeze!*
Hello there o finned one. How’s with you?
All is goodie, o canine one. Good to see your smiling.. uhh.. puppet? squirrel? WTH is that thing anyway?
Glad to hear it.
He is Basil Brush, of television fame. He may be a fox, but I like him.
He died.
Artistically, back in the 80′s
WHACK! by the romanian flag
Sideswiped and upstaged.
It’s not over until the bat lady wings.
Oo!
*makes a beeline for the belfry*
*buzzes off*
*ponders what WN has in his bonnet*
*has a 1.6 liter twin scroll turbo putting out 192 bhp in his bonnet*
*races to the belfry withaquickenedheart*
That freaky parachute is giving me parachute-anoia.
A parachute paramour makes a balcony scene.
(comment
nestinglanding fail)Paranormal nesting, dude…don’t cross the streams.
Gesundheit!
Hankie!
*hands fuzz taschentuch*
“There he is! Get him!”
*SPLAT!*
Where can I write a letter to thank that parachute?
Post a comment on airmail.
It’s sexxxyparachute69grrl@hotmail
Write a real letter and put it in the mail chute.
A what? In a what?
You put words on paper, put it in an envelope… aw shoot.
You have to shoot something?!? I need more information about this, it sounds awesome.
*zips up*
*pulls out sixguns so fast his hands are a blur*
Somebody say shootin’?
Six guns?! That’s a lot of firepower.
Only the best can take me in a drawin’ match, pard.
*blows smoke away from gun*
*taps the brim of his hat and flashes a ruggedly dazzling smile at the ladies*
Dilly’s an artist. I’d bet she’d whip you. *immediately regrets saying that*
*points gun at a wall*
*shoots a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa into the wall with bullet holes*
*Starts singing a poem about regrets*
*Fails. Hard.*
*Cries*
*Uses katana to scratch Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” into wall*
(I don’t know if I got the names right)
Oh, you’d better…*cracks whip*
It works like this: When a woman loves a man very much and she writes him a letter and mails it, when it comes to him, he says,
“Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,
Ain’t got time to take a fast train.
Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home,
‘Cause my baby just a-wrote me a letter.”
And that’s how you a get an air male.
Male-order male! Sign me up!!
Perhaps she is more interested in a bit of first class male. *tries to look humble*
Ho, hum…ble.
Walker? I barely know ‘er!
It’s okay to be jealous. I’m used to it.
It’s hard out here for a pimp.
Everyone’s a music critic these days.
♪♫ swing low, sweet parachute
comin’ for to carry me off stage ♪♫
Woop for Judy! (again… *sigh*)
Sorry, jam!
Like I told you guys, all you have to do is make sure Ben & Emily have your PayPal info for your FailBlog subscription payments, and you, too, can be powering Fail after Fail!!!
*blue Brewski squeezes the blue Judy*
*squeezes Brewski Blue and Judy till they turn blue*
*orf*
m..u..s..t……..b..r..e..a..t..h..e…
But, if they’re already blue…
*walks away with a ponder*
Hey! Gimme that back! I’m going to need that later!
*swipes ponder back from Ms B*
But…but…but…
*pouts since she can’t figure anything out without the ponder*
*rummages around his desk*
I’ve got a Cogitate you can use.
But, Ms B …you’re our muse!
Amuse? I’m just trying to make myself giggle.
You make us giggle, too!
Here, have a query in exhange for that ponder.
*squeezies*
You lead by example. Why else would giggly-bit networking have been developed?
*admires Judy’s reflection*
*mirrors your observation*
*tries to scan it*
…How come I can’t see myself??
Your brilliance is blinding.
Also, it might help to disengage “Vamp Mode”.
She does have a knack for powering fails, doesn’t she?
*starts bubble machine, opens champagne*
I don’t know how these things keep happening to me…
It seems like you power 9 out of 10 fails! That’s more than half!
She must have set the all-time fail power-up record by now, no?
*smoochiesqueeze*
*returns smoochiesqueeze*
I squeeze Judy and get a Gracie squeeze, I squeeze Gracie and get a Judy squeeze! Life is great!
If only Ms B were around…
*SKA-WEEEEEEZE!*
*squeeeeeezes back*
OK, I’m gonna have a good day now.
*adds a happygooddaysqueeze to Brewski’s collection*
Am I getting greedy here?
Your collection… It’s missing something.
Ah, *Man-Squeeze*
Qwaz! *squeeze!*
Long time no see!
Hey, Gracie and I are interchangeable.
Woooo, go Judy! The Queen of powering.
*lights and hands out sparklers*
I’ll trade you a glass of champagne for a sparkler.
*holds out champagne to GS*
*gives Gracie a sparkler and a squeeze*
Thanks, but champagne gives me an awful headache.
The sparklers are for everyone.
Judy rises to the occasion again! Woohoo!
*pops champagne*
Yippee for Judy!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Hey, who got confetti in my champagne?
Oh, what the hell, *gulps*
WOOOOOOTIE-WOOOT, JUDY!!!
¿¿…uʍop ǝpısdn buıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ ‘ʎpnظ
*spots the champagne bottle*
Aahhhhhh. Gotcha.
*squeaking noises are heard*
*wheels in an old, worn looking confetti cannon*
*checks load in cannon, makes sure no one is hiding in there (again)*
*fires across room*
*checks old cannon for cracks or damage – finds none*
Congrats Judy – again and again and again and again.
Thanks, ZA. Here, take some of my winnings and go guy yourself a new cannon.
*tosses dollar bills*
*snickers*
*laughs uncontrollably*
*also wonders how one would ‘guy’ themselves a new cannon*
*resists urge to dive underground in fear*
*figures it must be a living and perverted thing*
*does one better*
*prints out another billion or so*
*buys a new shiny chrome cannon*
*loads cannon with a monster blast*
*packs tons of confetti inside*
*fires across room*
*walls of room shake from the concussion*
That poor monster!
*Comes into room that looks like earthquake hit it*
Awwww! Looks like I missed the party! Congratulations, Judy!
*squeezes morning failers*
I’m so happy I was able to provide a bit of amusement for you kind folks.
*bows confidently, knowing that all of the E.T. fingers are safely and securely hidden*
BTW, are you using FireFox to browse, Judy?
No, IE.
Well, when I’m not on my iPod, I use Firefox, and I have an add-on for it called Adblock Plush. I mean Plus. Anyway, it wi get rid o f those annoying ads if you install it and click the EasyList USA filter. Pretty useful.
*Looks up in sky while “Computer Superhero” theme plays in the background*
Upload, Upload and AWAY!
*Flies off to search teh interblag*
Thanks, but I’m on my work computer. Don’t want to arouse suspicion…
*looks left*
*looks right*
*hits “Add Comment”*
*goes back to word processing duties*
I’ve never had a problem using IE.
If you knew the troubles other people had to go through so you could have that experience, you’d drop IE like a hot, smelly potato.
*curses*
*curses*
*curses some more*
Let’s try that again …
I did a happy dance of joy when Netflix finally made software to show their “watch it now” movies on Firefox so that I didn’t have to open IE to watch their movies anymore!! In fact…
*does happy dragon-dance of joy remembering how happy that made her*
Sorry, your comment cut off. it’s annoying how the pre command tends to do that.
Hahah, nothing got cut off. It says “friends should be willing to ‘experiment’ after a few drinks”
*giggles*
*squeezes mr. cuddles*
I agree!
*drinks beer*
*experiments with cold fusion reactor*
Meh. This experimentation is overrated. I prefer roleplay hornychat.
Indeed.
I missed mr cuddles AGAIN???
*sniffle*
He gave me a surprise squeeze down below, I mean, down there. V
Oh, never mind that…I’ll share it with you.
*cuddle-squeeze*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. Theng-kew!!
I’ve missed mr cuddles’ squeezes!
Friends don’t let friend install winblows.
Yes, always leave that to us professionals!
♫ Blue mooOOooon! You saw me standing alone…! ♫
*facepalm*
I should have known I was setting the stage for that one…
*sigh*
*squeezy squeezy squeezy*
*supersqueeze*
*megasqueeze*
*übergroupsqueeze*
*squeezefest squeeze*
*squeezefestwithanoutdoorbarbecueandswimparty squeeze*
*squeezefestwithanoutdoorbarbecueandswimpartywhichihopehaslotsofbooze squeeze*
Dammit FB!
*squeezefestwithanoutdoorbarbecueand swimpartywhichihopehaslotsofbooze squeeze*
Yeah! What he ^ said!!! I’m there, too!
*squeezefestwithanoutdoorbarbecueand swimpartywhichihopehaslotsofboozeandroleplayhornychat squeeze*
*squeezefestwithanoutdoorbarbecueand swimpartywhichihopehaslotsofboozeandroleplayhornychat
andaliverockbandsoloudtheneigborscallthepoicesqueeze*
Poice! Poice!
*squeezes all squeezefest squeezers*
*rocks out*
*eats barbeque*
*drinks booze*
*jumps in pool*
Help! I can’t swim!
*drags Brewski out of pool*
*begins mouth to mouth resuscitation*
*ignores Brewski’s cries that he’s not unconscious*
*continues aid*
Foiled again!
Poor AA. *squeeze* There’s always next time
His fencing stance was not good enough.
*squeeze*
Thanks AA, that was a comment to sabre.
That was a very witty riposte Luminous.
One could say it was an epéec comeback.
I laughed so hard I nearly lost my lunge.
That’s why you have to be on your-en garde all the time, GS.
It’s just a fleche wound!
Careful DW, that wound still might make you feint.
I think I must have been a bit piste, earlier. It was becoming difficult to follow the thrust of the comments. Are we still talking about parry-gliding?
At last, a reply. I was like a katana hot tin roof waiting for that, Chief.
These cutting remarks gave me a bout of the giggles.
I’m sorry about my lam\u00e9 nesting fail. It was very remise of me.
Unicode fail. Lamé indeed
Psst… Luminous,
You can always Google “accent keyboard”. I know that sounds like a stupid suggestion, but it works! That’s how I accented my reply to GS.
I am in your debt, BF. I’m always claymore-ing for useful information such as this.
Never!!!
“Never” is the combination of the negating “ne” plus “æfre”, meaning “ever.” The latter “”æfre” likely comes from an Old English form, a in feore, lit. “ever in life”. That first element “a” is almost certainly related to the Proto-Indo-European *aiw-, meaning “vital force, life, long life, eternity”. So “Never!!!” is indeed the proper reply to chronically vital force-deficient Zombies.
TMI!! Dude!!! Oh, no, the Force is strong with that one.
Why did it stop right at the good bit?
Did you want to watch until the chute pulled him off of the cliff, dragging him across the rocks, until his lifeless body finally fell into the sea?
Umm…yes?
see sea, umm…si?
Only the living has an aversion to death.
It is a bit of an inconvenience to us living.
*Reads incredibly long name*
*Admires the many titles you have won*
It depends on how strong your beleif in natural selection is.
Never turn your back on a drifter.
I think this one was a beachcomber over.
Better than being hit in the head with a rubber mullet.
I hope he suffered no permanent damage.
Loving every minute with this damn crew. (cut)
Are we part of the lunatic fringe?
Let’s never part.
Oh, beeHIVE yourself!
*curls up in a corner*
Aww…I’m sorry. Let’s straighten this misunderstanding out.
*squeeze*
*locks in memory*
*squeeze*
I didn’t mean to distress you!
I’m plucky to have friends like these.
*bobs head in agreement*
Henceforth, let us not upbraid one another for our plait-itudes.
AND WHY DOES OBAMA KEEP ASKING ME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL?!?!?!?
*runs in a circle, screaming*
*falls to a heap*
*cries*
You really should try it, Judy. Yes you can!
Hope, Judy, and there is Change!
*puts on Stars and Stripes hat and plays “The Star Spangled Banner” while eating apple pie*
*facepalm*
There, there, Judy.
*pat.pat*
*offers tray of Spam Cookies™*
Fresh out of the microwave! These are bound to make you feel better!
Oh, thank you!!
*is a closet Spam-lover*
Two words of advice: Firefox and Adblock plus
What? Does he keep sending you emails or something?
NO! I do not want to stop wildfires! I want to stop the retarded kids who keep setting them! How many times do we have to get a GI Joe to tell those damn kids!
Reminds me of that guy in Asterix & Obelix singing…
Cacofonix
I was going to write Kakofonix, but then thought I’d spell it wrong. Thanks.
If that is Cacofonix, he got what he deserved!
Now he’ll need Getafix.
Did he died?
No, he skydived.
Nah!! Boring!!
And, is that a parachute? Over here we call it a paraglider!
Does it matter what it’s called when it slams you into the side of a cliff???
Yes. Yes it does.
Through his whole long tumble down the cliff, he kept thinking, “Was that a parachute, or paraglider that knocked me over?”
Wait, I thought that was MC Hammer!
If it was, it appears that you can indeed “touch this” after all.
It was the inspiration for the song’s sequel: “Can’t *WHOOOMPH!!* this”.
And, don’t forget, “Two Leg Hits to Quit”.
“Approach to Coincide”, only with a little more oomph!
STOP.
Oh no.
Do we collaborate and listen to BondFan’s words, or do we take some Hammer Time out?
It’s getting late. It’s probably best to rap it up now.
Pantaloons can’t fly.
They can pantomime it, though.
Knowing what kills you is the most important thing in the world. Especially if you know it before it happens… one weeks notice would be fine, if any DEATH RELATED ENTITY is reading failblog…
It is a paraglider. It’s a fail name fail.
PS: One thing I really want to do someday is try out one of those powered paragliders. Those things look like a ton of fun.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. The problem with those powered paraglider things is when someone gets hurt with one, they usually get VERY hurt. Remember, it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden deceleration trauma at the end that does you in.
Did he decelerate?
*can’t see video fails at work*
Yeah, I can’t see the videos on my iPod, either. I wish they would put back the YouTube integration.
The paraglider did, rather suddenly into the cliff face (he’ll probably be OK because of this, he wasn’t going that fast). The singer only got smacked upside the head by the “parachute” (or “paraglider” more accurately).
*cliff-face palm-tree*
Thank you for pointing that out
Yeah its definitely a Paraglider….
Title Fail?
well,
pump,
That’s a deep subject.
… and a nesting fail?
Just to inform you; it’s not a parachute, it’s a paraglider with a crappy pilot..
Hey, we haven’t had the explain-the-fail species in a while.
Over here we have the ever-elusive Stig, an explain-the-failure.
Notice how thoroughly he chews up the little details no one cares about. This is a mechanism, even though useless, to annoy bloggers.
What fascinating critters.
So that’s how he spends his time in between racing cars like hell on wheels (pardon the pun).
And we care because…
*snerk*
Well, that’s certainly why *I* care
Thanks for informing us of this information. We feel informed.
Informationally, at any rate. In an informed kinda way.
Were we informed with enough information? The information we were informed of informed us of little information. Need more input!
*looks for Johnny 5*
*makes a note in the logbook*
*sends memo to the Chief Administrator in Charge of Administration at the Office of Redundancy Office*
*”Files” the memo with all the others*
Under W, for “what-ev-er”?
Just as long as it isn’t file in “file 13″, or the “round file”. I’d hate to see all this work go for nothing.
Time for a world tour.
ΟΜΓ. No. Wut happen’d to my comment??
Grah NoooOOOOOoooo….
It was delicious.
Zeitgeist! I habe zum Achtung mehr next time! *strides away*
Germanglish?
Du bist right.
I’m somewhat disapponted….I was hoping for an accidental Boot to the Head from paraglider to singing guy. Guess I’ll have to be satisfied with just a ‘Chute to the Head.
Open wide and say, “ah, chute!”
Gesundheit!
Wow, it must be dusty in here today.
Awright, whose turn was it to dust the FailBlog?
Sowwy.
But – but – it was clean last night!!
That’s what he sai- um, yeah.
Fine. Leave it to the living to make excuses instead of getting things done.
*pulls stereo from grave*
*cranks it up and pushes play*
*Green Day – Walking Contradiction plays very loudly*
*10,000,000 zombies erupt from the ground*
*each zombie grabs a dead chicken and starts dusting FB*
*a dust storm erupts*
oops
When are you gonna get some better training for that hoard, anyway?
*horde ^
*bukkit*
Seems I’m hoarding all the spelling errors today.
*wanders into thread*
….Okay, who was sacrificing chickens in here?!?
Who smelt it sacrificed it.
Okay, did you guys think, “I better go check on my cafe” just now?
I already put it on autopilot for the night.
*checks just to make sure*
I’ll take you one step further than that…I actually DID it!!
I’m going to shortly…I know I put something on the stove to deal with at the end of the day. I forgot when it is due to come off.
Naw, the value I hold of my collection of undead creatures is rubbing off on you.
gaygaygaygay
bibibibi
c-seaseesi
^ de-de-de-ceased
e-e-e-e-e-e-victed!
♫ ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! ♪
♫B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad to the bone♪
Way to fock up the alphabet, WN & Scotty.
f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fail!
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g’night!
B-de-b-de-b-de-b-de That’s all folks!
“H”, Scotty, “H”!!!
C’mon, go with the flow.
Sheesh!
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-rritated!
J-J-J-J-Just right!
K-K-K-K-K, I get it already!
L-L-L-Lovin’ my favorite undead one!
M-m-m-m-m…chocolate.
N-n-n-n-nom nom nom nom nom!
O-o-o-o-o…I’m telling!
P-P-P-P-(be right back…)
*headdesk*
Look, everyone! asdas is out of the closet! Congrats! It takes a lot of guts to do that.
Had some pretty serious reasons to stay inside, if you ask me….
Tangential story: We used to have a lesbian technical writer. When she was married a couple years ago, the company sent out her wedding pics to the whole company. They are a cute couple. I told her how much I admired her for her courage. We’re in a very conservative rural area, so gays are not always treated kindly.
But, the company owner is a lesbian too, so I suppose if anybody here had a big problem with it, they wouldn’t work here.
Myself, I’m just delighted that └Ï╥╥╚ ε Girl is outta the >ZAP< Dot Org closet – don't we make a cute couple?
*is suddenly feeling strange/bad/weird about stealing WN’s >ZAP!ZAP!< Dot Org in back pocket*
*walksawaywithasneakiness*
Whaddafu?
*is suddenly feeling strange/bad/weird about stealing WN’s >ZAP!ZAP!< Dot Org in back pocket*
*walksawaywithasneakiness*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
Here’s your dagnabitconsarnit >ZAP!< Dot Org back, WN!
*puts pillow between └Ï╥╥╚ ε Girl’s head and desk so she doesn’t get hurt*
It’s like Deja vu all over again.
How much like it? Was it the same cat?
It might have been. I’m not sure.
I believe he was riding a bicycle, when suddenly he was Zapped by lightning, causing hem to fall off his bike, and cry out, “DOT ORG!”
Thanks so much, GS!
Heehee. Any time LGB.
*squeeze*
*supersqueezysqueezeGS*
It seems more like a win than a fail!
Some people see a glass that’s half full, others see a glass that’s half empty.
I see a waiter that hasn’t been doing his/her job!
And an engineer sees a glass with a 100% safety margin.
I see a glass that should be filled with beer instead!
Make mine a margarita, please.
*gets in line*
Are we opening the bar?
*sits down*
Could I have a beer, please? This week’s been a killer…
*hands SuzieQ a shot o’ Cabo Wabo*
This is better.
Tequila? Better than beer??
Sacrilege!!
*hands beer chaser to SuzieQ*
*pours and sips an Irish stout*
Thanks for the brewski, Brewski…
Never had tequila…not sure I want it, either…
If you’re not going to drink it, I will.
*buttersqueezes*
Brewski, I’m a stout man myself – but I gotta say that Cabo or 1800 with a limed Negra Modelo for a chaser is about as good as it gets
Ah, don’t be so self-critical, WN. You aren’t that stout. Just big-boned.
[beersnob]
If I do Mexican beer, I usually go for Pacifico, myself. Or Dos Equis Dark on tap. I haven’t had a Negro Modelo in a while, but seem to recall it’s pretty good. The one Mexican beer I find the worst is also the best-marketed: Corona. I have never had a bottle that tasted fresh, it always tastes slightly spoiled and skunky.
[/beersnob]
Blogmonster, quit eating my comments!!!!!
Help yourself, Gracie!
*offers tequila*
*squeezies*
Nah, I’m just medium sized. But I definitely like stout – you ever have the pleasure of drinking XX Stout in the Bridgeport pub(s) in Portland? Nectar of the gods. Sheaf Stout on steroids.
And yep on the Corona comments
[beersnob]
Mind you, I’ve had fresh Corona, and been unimpressed. That said, it’s the clear bottles causing that Brewski. It allows the beer to get light-struck, which leaves that skunky taste.
[/beersnob]
I don’t trust a beer I can see through.
That’s an excellent policy.
Yep. If it’s a clear bottle, I generally won’t buy it. Unless it’s been very carefully handled. The best beers aren’t sold in clear bottles for that very reason. They’re dark brown. They do clear purely as marketing; it makes the beer taste crappy.
Qualifier: some stouts and porters are fairly hearty, and can withstand a clear bottle without noticeable problems. Samuel Smith has some beer in clear bottles I believe, and it generally tastes excellent.
Italics fail!
Beer in clear bottles? What an amazing concept.
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm. There’s a restaurant here called Flatbranch that has its own microbrewery…wonderful stuff! They make a beer called “Oil Change Stout” that is WONDERFUL! Now I want to go have one.
That reminds me, I’m due for an oil change and lube.
Hold on… I need to go buy a plane ticket.
Oh wow. That was unfortunate comment placement.
*SNORK!*
Leave your turkey baster at home when you visit.
*RIGLMS*
Oil Change Stout sounds right up my alley! I wish it was the weekend already …
*drools all over self*
*looks like he drowned and finally purged a lake from his lungs*
*grabs world’s largest ShamWow and uses it to wipe the drool away*
*fixes margarita with fresh lime, Grand Marnier, and Cabo Wabo Anejo, hands to Gracie*
*hands rest of bottle to WN*
Nummers!
I see a glass that is twice as big as it should be.
im from brazil, u probably didnt notice cause its in portuguese, but the lyrics of the song he is singing are ironic, cause its like about flying, going up, rising… and then suddenly he is hit in the head by a falling parachute
obrigado!
brigadoooooooooonnnnnn
I really like the new video style at the end with the powered by. It goes a little too fast, but over all, an improvement.
I second that!
Third that!
uh, where’s the rest of th video? I want to see the aftermath
Yeah, they really should have shown their work.
“Voar, Voar Subir, Subir” is portuguese for “Fly, Fly, Rise, Rise”, How Ironic huh ?
BTW, his name is Biafra, and the song name is “Sonho de Icaro” Portuguese for “Icaro’s Dream” ._.
Biafra?! That’s pretty poor choice for a name, considering its connotations…
Is Biafra the Gang of Four frontman who loves jell-o? Is the singer on a holiday in Cambodia?
Hmmm … like the Greek story of Icarus? It would make sense since Icarus met his demise by falling to the sea after flying too close to the sun with his wax-and-feather wings.
Did he Deadalus?
:ick:(arus)
Plungelus into the sea?
Well, it’s kinda ironic as well as because, in Brazil, “chute” means “kick”, so… if it were a real parachute, it’d be a bilingual irony. Lol. Joke fail.
FAIL FAIL. No carnage.
LOL music translation: fly, fly, going up…. This guy is a singer from the 80´s here in Brazil.
Haha ! So funny ! lol xD
the music talks about flyng, falling in love, and those things [fail again]
I can’t see the video. Did he die?
wheres the aftermath? we must SEE PAIN!
Seeing as the paraglider is made out of fabric, I doubt there was much pain. On his part anyway.
as the owner of a glider, I can tell you that getting hit is more than a little bit painful.
Oh chet, I was singin’ this friggin’ song a moment ago. LMAO.
the funniest thing about this video is that he was a famous singer in Brazil and he was singing his biggest hit.. ” flying flying… going up, going up…”
hahaha!
He does not died. This was in a documentary, from a tv host from the 80′s, and, no, sadly, he does not died.
Sadly?!
well, for the ones with extreme dark humor… you know.
Let me get this staight – you think it is unfortunate that an innocent human being did NOT die due to a hilarious accident?
no, it was just an awful choice of words.
Right…or is it Left Up for a debate that will be Down at a meeting hall.
‘Awful’ doesn’t begin to describe it.
‘Horrifying’?
The point is, he does not died. HAPPILY, he’s safe and only get minors injuries by this accident, he still going to sing for years to go with all the joy and happiness from all around the world. Sorry for the awful, bad, stupid, terrible choice of words…
I think the lesson here is, an adverb is a terrible thing to waste. Use them only when absolutely positively, necessarily necessary or they will come swiftly and happily bite you in the @$$.
lesson learned…
Adverbs = Karma?
Adverse Karma?
would it be awful if the “singer” were… let’s say… celine dion?
The ironic thing is that the song he was singing is named “Icaur´s Dream”! LOL
Thou shall cometh from the heavens and swoop upon thee.
Ah, man Byafra’s great.
The funniest thing is that this song’s name is “Icaru’s Dream”. Just Ironic.
Has it been mentioned yet that the man is singing a song called “Icaro’s dream”? No? Thought I’d let everyone know.
“Icaro’s Dream.” You don’t say. Well, I wouldn’t have guessed.
I thought it was Icasaurous’s dream…
*walks away disappointed*
I thought it was Ikaruga’s dream…
*flies away in a space ship*
I thought it was Icosahedron’s dream…
*takes the twelve steps*
*gives Aja eight more steps*
Aargh! *dual boots*
No strings attached.
Just being pulled along.
Haha!!!! That’s a good one!!!
*runsacrosstheroom*
*tackles Shadow from behind*
*tickles mercilessly*
Okay, Mister. Where are they? Cough ‘em up!
Hehehe… Where are… haha… what?… *laughs uncontrollably*
Verry funny. I’ve been having to make do all day with the “Little” GS found in his couch. (BTW, what were you doing on his sofa, hmmm?)
*takes Shadow’s shoes and socks off*
Lemme have ‘em, or else!
They’re, um… uh… uh… BondFan took ‘em!
*runsawaysupadupaquicklike*
Wha?! Who?! When?!
*notices └Ï╥╥╚ ε Girl approaching with outstretched arms*
It wasn’t me! It wasAAAAAAAHHH!!!
*tackles BFF and Shadow*
*arms and legs go flying*
*pulls Shadow out of fracas*
*searches pockets*
*finds “Little” … ooop, that’s not it*
*searches other pockets*
*grabs “Little” and “Blue”*
*sigh*
Okay, I give up.
*gives back missing “little and blue”-ness*
*quails under LGB’s rage*
I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
*notices that LGB already stole them from him*
*is confused, because he refreshed before he posted*
*walks off, grumbling*
Well, at least you smell nice.
*crawls from the fracas, clothes torn and cuts everywhere*
I know, BFF, I know. I was part of that fracas, after all.
*puts alcohol on cotton ball*
*dabs BFF’s cuts and scrapes*
*blows on them gently*
*repairs torn clothes*
Sorry you got involved, Sweetheart.
*gives Shadow evil eye*
*curls up in a ball on the floor, whimpering softly*
Cheers. ‘S alright, I’ll live.
*lies on sofa*
I think I’ll have a lie down to ease the pain of these wo-ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz…
quail /kweɪl/ –
to lose heart or courage in difficulty or danger; shrink with fear.
You’re such a bird-brain. But, I like you. I really, really like you.
*points to numerous deep scratches and bite-marks*
Friendship… is a fickle friend.
It’s just a flesh wound!
No no no don’t…*ice breaks*
Way To Break The Ice!
OMG it’s really annoying how all these e-comedians try sooo hard to be funny in every new fail discussion…
I know, right? We should just get rid of our sense of humor and b!tch about others like normal people.
You spelled it wrong — it’s N-E-R-D.
OMG it’s really annoying how all these trolls keep confusing our conversations with stand-up.
I agree.
*looks angry at troll*
*craves brains*
*wonders if I should eat the troll’s brain*
*now knows for sure you haven’t been part of the hoard*
How can I put this delicately. Trolls have excrement for brains, not very tasty at all but a spectacularly horrifying show for the living to witness.
Sorry, remember I’m new to the horde.
eat and ye shall forever remain hungry.
*claws from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*cranks up the volume and pushes play*
*Judas Priest – Eat Me Alive plays ridiculously loudly*
*10 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard head bangs, slam dances and rocks out toward Nerte*
*loud screams are heard, limbs and organs fly through the air*
*hoard slams themselves back into their graves*
*except for lots of footprints, no traces of attack remain*
*fetches ShamWows*
*mops up remaining blood, bits of grey matter and flesh*
*puts in jar for ZA’s midnight snack*
Awww I missed it.
OOO! Do “Where Eagles Dare” next, please?!?
did parachute die??
I’m a brazilian,haha in the Brazil there are very and very funny fails
Yeah, about 195.1 million of ‘em.
I was half hoping that something else would happen, like just before the parachute hits him, a car hits him instead… then the parachute. Ah well, it was still funny.
Oh, yeah. And then a whole bunch of people carrying baseball bats and breaking store windows would’ve come along and hit him. That would’ve been a riot.
And, and, y’know what else would have been funny? If, when the thingy hit him and stuff, he, like, fell. Onto a matress. But then, Daffy Duck comes and calls him “dithpicable”. That would have been hilarical.
I take it you two are not serious.
Oh, we’re deadly serious. In fact, if we were any more serious, our glares could slice through people like cheeswire.
:[
8===>~~
:-3
:[ Serious. To the mizz-ax.
LOL XD
“no ar, no ar, eu sou assim
brilho do farol
além do mais, amargo fim
simplesmente sol
rock do bom.. OW”
Schaaaadenfreudeee!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Also his singing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. End.
Well, that’s the shortest fairy tale I’ve ever read.
Its a working progress…
*headdesk*
*x10*
*thinks*
*x5 more for good measure*
*has lost almost all hope for the future of the human race*
Cheer up. You could be a mango.
…That last sentence made no sense whatsoever, whether it be logical sense or biological sense.
A mango is a fruit. Has that sorted out any confusion you have?
Nope. I’m still utterly boggled by your statement.
Well, I’m afraid that’s not my problem.
does a mango
do the tango
in rio?
Really?
I thought that was more of a “scrabbled” look, to be honest.
OOOOooo! We’re playing Scrabble! My turn!
*rearranges tiles on little holder-thingy*
*scrutinizes letters*
*20 minutes go by*
Hey! “gorbolarodorkian” isn’t a word!! I’m looking it up!
Well, neither is “blumberfarkin.”
*flips board over*
*tiles go flying everywhere*
*cries*
*pat pat pat*
*gets LGB a flumberty*
*Brings in Dr. Suess hat from thread below*
It sounds a lot like this is needed in this thread.
Work IN progress, Work IN progress, Work IN progress!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yeah, its that too. Its many things.
It‘s! It‘s! It‘s!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I know. Calm down.
Monty Python’s Flying! Monty Python’s Flying! Monty Python’s Flying!
CIRCAHHHHHHHSSSS!!!!!!
And I quote,
‘That last sentence made no sense whatsoever, whether it be logical sense or biological sense.’
*facepalm*
I guess “humo(u)r” isn’t your strong subject, lol, which is ironic to the extreme considering your name.
Okay, look, if you want us to be clear, then I’m going to give you a clear, concise talking-to.
Here at FailBlog, we like to have fun. That fun often involves a fair amount of nonsensical behavior. There’s quite a few worlds of difference between nonsensical behavior and just acting moronic. Nonsense is fun. Moronic is annoying.
Your sentence was of the moronic variety. It made absolutely no sense at all, and contained absolutely no humor or point whatsoever. And now, here you come along, being insufferable to the point where it’s starting to get on my nerves. Stop it. Now.
*behaves in a biological nonsensical way – - naked, wearing a “Dr. Seuss” hat*
*hopes the BlogMonster enjoyed that last post*
*takes the clothes that Judy shed*
*puts on Judy’s clothes over her own*
Nothing personal, Judy. It’s just really cold in the office & I needed another layer. Please let me know when you want your clothes back.
Keep them, NS. I wouldn’t want you to be cold. I’m ju-u-u-u-ust fine here!
*wiggledances with joy*
*click**emails to DW*
*autographs the photo before DW puts it up on the wall*
*takes Dr. Seuss hat*
*plops on nightshayde’s head*
For added warmth.
*giggles*
I’m a cute Cat in the Hat!
In English, cat hat. In French, chat chapeau. In Spanish la gatita in a sombrero.
*giggles*
You’re cute even without it!
In latin atcay in an athay.
So, it was all about the hat, huh?
Pffbbbttt!
*ignored naked person stomps off in a huff*
It’s time for me to go home.
*takes off Judy’s clothes and the Cat-in-the-Hat hat*
*folds clothes neatly, tops with the hat, and leaves the pile on the table for Judy*
Everyone have a nice evening!
Have a wonderful night…be safe!
*squeeze*
dang… I miss all the fun.
Very nice, though there are dull stretches.
I didn’t think the characters were very well-developed. Also, I couldn’t identify with the heroine. And what was with the horse metaphor?
Well. Penguin Book Publishers are considering publishing it… so I guess it’s not that bad. Although I’d prefer a film.
full vid
no cut
video completo
sem corte
well now… that takes the fun out of it. woulda been funnier had the paraglider knocked into him.
Makes you wonder about all the grim predictions ^^^
interview
So slightly off topic here. I’m going to get to see Ben speak Friday morning! He’s giving a talk at Google DC, 7 blocks from my office. I even got my boss to approve the time out of the office as part of my work day. Hee!
Anybody have any good question suggestions?
No! Ya’ crud! WTF? You lucky, lucky sod!
What’s Ben going to be talking about?
Yup, I saw the notice over at ICHC, and had to sign up when I saw how close it was.
The talk is titled, “Building an Online Media Empire by Making People Happy”
If that is in fact the title, and there is Q&A, I’d be interested in his being asked about how they handle the issue of posting materials that can and do bring about the opposite of “happy.” I’ve posted concerns here before and won’t make a long editorial now. But Failblog does at times post 1mages that are gay-negative (“PHAG” = “FAIL”), racist (“NO LATINOS”), and big persons negative (stamping a picture of a person a “FAIL” primarily just because the person is heavy).
To make it constructive, I’d like it if they were asked questions that (1) helped them consider their role in being socially responsible and that (2) helped us to help them be that way, namely, by also asking what are the forms of feedback from site users that are most useful to them and that are most likely to have the most productive effect.
fuzz, I have been supportive of you from the get-go. As a past ‘victim’ of discrimination, I applaud anyone — of any creed, race, or religion — who does not “look the other way” at the kinds of slurs you (and others) have pointed out. In my opinion, that is exactly how WWII got started (i.e., “looking the other way). If one does not learn from history, one is doomed to repeat it. I literally love this blog and I’m glad I found everybody, but I would leave it in a heartbeat if I didn’t believe that there were not a whole lotta positive stuff going on here, namely people such as yourself standing up for unjustice, racism, and discrimination, no matter how trivial it might seem in the “blogosphere” of life, as well as all those who support the same belief(s). Let’s hope that the PTB do the same.
I’d like to know if they use software to help them pick the comments that power video fails, or if they actually search through the 600,000+ comments by hand.
Also, make sure to shout, “SHADOW LOVES YOU!” in your best-est fangirl voice.
Not so much a question as a request — but how about requesting a late afternoon/early evening (for the North American crowd) Fail?
I think they use google to look for comments!
And a late fail would be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OT alert:
I am officially in love with the new Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook. Especially the new gem designs.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I know of someone else on here who loves herself some Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook…
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
*innocent look*
Teehee
The first time I played it yesterday & saw the points rack up after the minute ended, I was confused. I realized quickly that I like the “last hurrah” thing. I played far more than I should have last night.
I got 46,000 points on the “last hurrah” alone! Woohoo!
Don’t you mean “hip hip hurrah”?
Also, some of you may remember the other day when I said I always imagined that next thing the voice guy would say after incredible would be, “Dude, ****ing RADICAL!”
The “Awesome!” sounds just like that to me. I feel so rewarded now, every time I get a cascade going.
I played it the first time since the revision last night. I must say I wasn’t so sure at first, but now I really try to get an awesome last hurrah…
And this happens all the time in America! It is a terrible place. Believe me, I have been there.
My god…it’s full of everything…
Stars?
And garters!
And unprocessed natural equine plant enhancer.
Well, yes…and you are using the first successful mechanical manure spreader invented in 1891?
Nope. The factory spreads it itself.
That’s so crazy, it just might work!
known as road apples to my amish neighbors.
Makes for some very odd cider.
As he is one of your Amish neighbors, listen to the canine. Cow-pie-der cider is delicious and full of the nitrogen we all need for a healthy diet.
Don’t forget about the fiber.
Mmmmm. Molten glas.
OOF. But yeah, that’s a paraglider, not a parachute. Parachutes can’t go up.
Not even in the Southern Hemisphere?
what about with vertical enhancers like cialus?
He was singing “Fly, Fly…”
1. The typed commentary explaining that the guy doesn’t know what is going to hit him SUCKS! Let us watch the video ourselves and see for ourselves what is going to happen without explaining it away. Seriously, it killed the video.
2. Freezing right as he gets hit? What gives? The editing on this is horrible. Why on earth would you freeze frame right at the moment that is the whole point we are watching this stupid clip? Why not just cut away after telling us he’s going to get hit? Couldn’t do anymore damage than has already been done by the piss-poor editing job on this video.
I know! Grr! It makes me so mad!!!
See? I’m mad too. Grr!
HOLY F*CKIN’ SH!T I’M ANGRY! LOOK AT HOW GODDAMN ANGRY I AM! LOOK AT IT! LOOOOOOK, MUTHAF*CKA!
now now… don’t be blaming your mutha.
It’s just a word to his mutha, what?
Video killed the radio star…
*digs grave for killed video. plays Amazing Grace on the pipes*
Amaaaaaaaazing Graaaace…how sweeeet the soooound…
*plays the pipes as loud as possible*
*Tries to heighten the pitch*
*Voice Cracks*
*tosses ball onto pitch and dribbles down field*
*Sends out Flasher Strike Team (FST) to distract players while he steals the ball and makes a GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALL!*
Too many men on the field. Goal called back.
Oh, honey…there’s NO SUCH THING as too many men on the field.
But there IS such a thing as too many Chesterfields on the pitch.
Furniture or cigarette?
Oh, lordy.
Oh Lord. I guess that I should be happy that it wasn’t a joke about scoring.
How’s things?
‘ello nighters! Today just thought I’d check in. Looks like today has been very eventful, full of celebrations, roleplay horny chat, and talk of the ICHC network. If anyone wants to do a pun run, I’m here.
I prefer a
haiku run, to be frank.
It’s a lot more fun.
I would prefer a*
Or, you could just say I break the rules of poetry.
*sees second line*
Damn it. I’m writing this haiku off as a failed attempt.
How about we just cuss it off.
DAMNDAMNDAMMITGODDAMNMUTHAF*CKIN’@$$HOLE!
Captain Obvious!
Honestly, man, I mean, wow.
Take a chill pill, dude.
*Pants*
Okay. I’m Okay.
*Takes Shadow’s advice and dopes up*
Or, you could say that.
But I believe that you might,
Have killed it very dead.
Another attempt.
I am hoping that this time
I will get it right.
Here you go Shadow, one of my favorites for inspiration.
Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.
I’ve seen it before.
Take a look at this. (Clickie.)
It’s very funny.
Stupid Blogmonster!
You keep eating my clickies!
I hate you so much!
And, yes, this haiku
has more than one verse, I know.
That is allowed, right?
Anyway, *ahem*,
The following is what I
was going to say:
I’ve heard it before.
Take a look at this website.
It’s hilarious:
ht tp://haiku-poems.50webs.com/computer-haiku-poems.htm
Those are fun. There’s also a collection of “Jewish Haiku” that’s been around for awhile. One example:
Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you’ll plotz.
Five-day forecast: feh.
(more here:
ht tp://www.emmanate.org/wretch/archives/000049.html )
*tsk, tsk* Mr. Fuzz,
You were supposed to answer
with haikus, silly.
This may be my favorate GS Haiku ever. Well not this but this:
Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.
Yay Great Scott!
Meh, to be honest,
I rather like my haikus.
But then, that’s just me.
Finally it’s ok to ask if someone died after a video.
Id say that was a parachute win, public singing fail
You and your super ego. Remember the part where she slipped and fell on her butt?
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/09/22/anthem-fail/
I am interested in your choice of joke. Tell me more.
I would, but sometimes a cigar is just a demand. Or a request.
Just for the record, the song starts like this: “fly, fly, I am like this”
This is almost as funny as the time that Elton John was ironically singing “Rocket Man” and then got penet… er… well…
*looks at the children watching him*
Ate Frosted Flakes! It was… ironic…
*goes and hides*
Pow right in the kisser.
One of these days Emp-y, one of these days…
*shakes fat fist*
Let me just say, I Fing hate the failblog.org clip you put at the end of your videos. Aside from the fact that the animation is just a ripoff of the Videlectrix intro, if I ever meet the guy who says “dot org!” I swear to god I’m going to punch him in the throat.
DOT ORG!
Go complain in the proper channels or you will be promptly ignored. Try the contact us link.
Have you thought about going into therapy? This is just a blog. Look for causes that are real.
I keep thinking it’s Charlie Sheen in the video. You reckon I need therapy?
i feel sorry for the parachutist. did u see him slam into the cliff?
In Soviet Russia, parachute wears you.
paraglider not parachute get it right
In Soviet Russia, paraglider use parachute
I wanna know what was going on in this video before he got hit by the parachute!!!
PWNED!
DID HE DIE?????????
Does this mean the show is canceled?
Don´t worry guys. The singer still alive. He didn´t fall over the guard rail.
everyones a critic
Hahahah, Biáfra… i’ve seen this video already, but in this one the video stops in the moment the parachute hit Biáfra… In the complete version he’s hit, but don’t even fall in the ground
That´s actually a paraglider!
Sertanejo de merda , tem que toma paraquedadas na cabeça mesmo!
verdade,merece
he said boom right before getting hit
SUCK ASS VIDEO
I’m from Brazil, I saw this on the TV, stopped at the same part o.O
Ae Brasil representando no fail blog!
Aew Brasil representando no fail blog!
2016 Rio de janeiro
CHUPA!!! XD
É isso aeeeee..
E como diria o intelectual Maradona:E continuem chupando!!!
Ae sua gringaiada de merda
Rio de Janeiro – 2016!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahahhahaha
mais um brasileiro retardado que quer aparecer, ô vergonha desse tipo de pessoa, deve ser algum paulista maloqueiro, ou algum carioca favelado :l
Brasil no Fail Blog que orgulho.
WOW
dude i’m brazilian and this guy that was hit used to be a famous
singer back in the 70′s
his name is very weird
he’s called BIAFARA
“he’s called BIAFARA”
FAIL
go BOOOM smash!!!
Guess he couldn’t stand his singing.
Sporting equipment identification fail: that’s not a parachute, it’s a parafail.
How Brazilian Idol eliminates their contestants!
This gotta hurt
that’s Biafra he was a popular singer in Brazil…
The most funny thing is what’s him singing: “flying, flying, to up!!!!”
He’s a popular singer from 80′s in Brazil
Biafra hahahahaha “Voar,voar,subir,subir…” hahaha
Braasiiiiillllll!!!! This guy is famous here for his weird voice, we make fun of him a lot!
wonder if he fell off the edge….?
Yeah , that guy’s from my city… that’s one of the funniest thinks ever! xD
that’s one of the funniest “things” ever! xD srry about my english…
центрифугат зеленый лазер на досуг.
I laughed my ass off xDD
hockey dooboo-ooPWNED
don’t mess with God’s ears