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In open window automobile, climate controls your interior.
In Soviet Russia, irrelevant first post writes you!
In Soviet Russia, I can kill you and no one will be the wiser.
Don’t worry, I got your back Fuzz *squeeze*
*corporal cuddlement”
Would this really be a sunroof fail? It looks like the windshield and side window are in-tact.
.
*squeeze*
You’d swear the snow blew through wide Gates.
Has anyone told Bill about this BSOD?
He’ll catch the drift.
There’s definitely a security breach in this install of Windows.
The white windscreen of death…
Clickie
guess he was SNOWED in , get it? get it? Snow went in, so he got snowed IN.
Tru.
FAILblog FAIL !
lol in soviet russia car drives you! family guy ftw
Family Guy ripped the joke off from Yakov Smirnoff, that show is so unoriginal.
In the episode the GPS voice setting is “Yakov Smirnoff”, so they didn’t steal it, they referenced it.
Family Guy FTW.
Hmmmm, air con up a little high there?
What you can’t see is that the mother in law just jumped in the back seat…
I thought that would warm the place up a bit…all that hot air!
It was cancelled out by her icy stare!
All we need do is wait for her acid tongue to melt it all then!
Just don’t look in the back seat. You might turn to stone.
She already cleverly frosted the rear-view mirror.
Czuhc what are your winters like in Belgium?
Soft, unlike yours I guess. We have a moderate sea climate.
*realizes that “soft, unlike yours I guess* sounds a bit odd*
LOL yes we have hard winters LOL. That why Canadian men are better lovers lol cause we stay in bed all winter!
dat why da hockay playahs are all from boshton dese days, eh?
It is OK she has gorgon now!
AC dicey.
Gonna take a little while to de-ice that plane.
That’s owner fail…
Having worked at a lot moving cars, I can say this happens, and it sucks just as much as you think it does.
that’s not what frosty says.
Frosty can bite me, let him move it.
I heard Frosty gives good snow jobs.
How could he possibly bite you? He’s only got pieces of coal for a mouth!
But as Torus2112 reminds us, you can get frostbit that way.
Frosty is chionophobic.
Someone should tell the driver to start using Head & Shoulders.
After this I would be suprised if they had any head left to use it on, either that or it may be a group effort!
*snorts … the snow*
E’gads Fuzz, sneeze, that is someones’ head you have just snorted!
*runnin’ all round teh brain*
*snort!*
SO ITCHY!
1
is the loneliest number that you’ll ever be. …
2 can be as bad as 1,
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
3 Dogs Night ftw
It will be a cold day in my car before I allow you to buy anal beads off the internet.
in the mean time how about this lovely bracelet?
Do you happen to have a slightly used rubber fist?
Yes, but it has minimal staining.
Perhaps we can interest you in this heavily used E.T. finger instead?
*thinks about what might be on the E.T. finger*
*shudders*
Sure, it’s got a lot of miles on it. But they’re almost all hineyway miles, so it’s not that bad.
Well, Judy’s not done with it yet. She may be willing to part with it when the new one shows up…if it ever shows up.
not to worry, LGB, it’s only some remnants of reese’s pieces.
How abot the alien bracelet from the planet of the gapes?
That’s what happens when you put the airco on very high. I’ve had the exact same thing once in my car
Darwinian award cycle:
unicycle => bicycle => tricycle => four-wheel popsicle
LOL *head explodes*
2nd
♫…2 can be as bad as 1 ♪
Well, it is the loneliest number since the number 1.
Gah! 3 Dog Night is among the most vile of earworm species!
The ink is black, the page is white!
*runs away screaming*
AAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
And I bet Jeremiah was a bullfrog too, right?
*cries*
* ♪ cries to the world ♪ *
* ♪ cries to the fishes in the deep blue sea, cries to you and me ♪ *
*♪ sailing for adventure on the big blue…wet…thing ♪*
-Your finger hired the crew?
- No, that’s silly. The man who *lives* in my finger hired the crew: Mr. Bimble.
Movie love!!!
That’s a long username…
im real wondering where this picture was taken O.o its nearly still summer
It’s always winter somewheres.
…and I’m sure you’re real — ghosts have better grammar skills.
Not to mention punctuation
I’ve seen that pic months ago somewhere else on the interwebz
major tom tom to ground control
windows open
dang it’s cold
turn on the heater
if I may be so bold
(continue)
cars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact it’s cold as hell
and there’s no one there to raise the, um, temperature
and I think it’s gonna be a cold cold time
i hope the GPS can indicate the temperature !
This one is the analogue version.
It is now the f*%&$d version.
No, it’s the frozen version.
what an icehole
Quick! Get the fishing rods and a couple of little stools to sit on!
I secong this motion.
looks like he’s blown a seal
That is Animal abuse surely!
Not if the seal enjoyed it, it ain’t!
oh that’s cold …
Bloody freezing I’d say!
Do women know about shrinkage?
Like when a man goes swimming… afterwards…
*raises hand*
I do, I saw a prime example on Saturday night.
Like a frightened turtle?
Distinctly true!
The poor guy was being held down by two very buxom ladies and whipped, I was not expecting that when I walked outside I have to say!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
I wish someone had the comfy cushions- I could have asked him to cover himself up!
Wow, between this story and the one about the Boddingtons can, it sounds like you had one hell of a weekend k@!
Oh it got so much worse! But I have to censor myself to a degree, don’t want you all to get bored/warped!
I think it’s much too late to prevent warped.
Well, now you really have to give us all the juicy details!!
Did any of it involve a platypus and/or an egg beater?
Smiley faced condoms, Belgian guy in my clevage, being pimped out for raffle ticket sales, being used as a beer holder by accedent, retrieving a guy from the ladies- after he got naked, free beer, collapsing tents, fireworks display, and a gremlin in the pear cider.
Are collapsing tents anything like collapsing horses?
I need to hang around you on the weekends. Let’s see, what did I do? Bought some veggies at the farmers market… watched a movie… folded laundry… yep, it was a wild one!
Where was the donkey and was he excited to see you?
Aah, a Belgian in the cleavage…
*reminisces fondly*
Or the Spanish Fly.
Or the Spanish Flamenco dancer..
Or the Spanish Armada..
Off Topic …
I’m trying to think of a clever caption for a picture of a guy on a balcony getting crashed into by a guy in a parachute. Anybody got suggestions?
“Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?”
lol … nice … I’ll be sure to credit you when the time comes
By the way, when does the rest “Teh Blag” get up so I can join the early morning crowd. If you don’t mind me being a n00b.
Well, it depends on where you live. Luckily for me, the rest of the blag gets up at roughly 6:30-7:00 every morning. I operate on PST (GMT -7) sooo… you can do the math.
*Looks at math*
*Looks at stick*
*Looks at math again*
*Brain starts to…malfunction*
NUMBERS BAD!
*Hits paper with stick*
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/10/07/parachute-fail/#comment-631933
“Can you hear me now?”
Fed EX: When it absolutley has to be there on time!
sHIT. nICKED OFF ANOTHER WELL KNOW PHOTIE SITE.
((
That’ll happen … from … time to time…
That satnav lady always did seem frosty to me.
she’s a bit bi-polar
*squeeze!*
That’s one free spirited bear. Next you’ll be telling me that daddy penguin wears a bracelet.
*squeeze*
Are you thinking that this might be Tony the Tiger’s ride?
Because they’re more than good, they’re GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT?
is she the one letterman was complaining about last night?
In poor economic times like these, having a car that doubles as a freezer is a GOOD thing.
Thats what porches are for during the winter
Haha, I’ve done that before!
you or Me?
That’s what I call energy saving!
Scarface deleted scene…
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
*wildly swings troll mallet this way and that*
The GPS screen seems to have frozen up.
-First !!!11!!
-Air conditioning win?
-Photoshopped, look the steering wheel is on the wrong side.
-Did he die?
-BMW win!
Did I miss any?
-Fake, someone used polystyrene to do this.
-I recognise this from another site
-This Is my car
How can you be so heartless? Someone must have busted through the sunroof for that to happen. That GPS is probably ruined. Can you even guess how much money it’s going to cost to clean and dry that all out? I’m sure the owner is crying about this.
Why aren’t you guys talking about the fail?
Doh! You beat me.
Say, why doesn’t everybody here get on IRC if all you’re going to do is chat??
This is old! FB recycle fail!1!!1!
No wait! See *I* will explain this particular photo. See what happened is the sunroof leaked as I drove through a rain storm, then the temperature plummeted to -40 f. The result is what you see here. It is ACTUALLY a gasket fail.
Does that mean the car is now pregnant?
Oh crap…I didn’t think of that.
*runs to auto shop for appropriate testing kit*
*opens hood…looks at dipstick*
How come nobody is talking about the Fail?
Lets talk about why you are talking or not talking about the fail?Mr Brewski.
That sounds like double-talk.
I’d like a triple-talk, with hot fudge and a cherry on top, please.
given them credit – no one expects that much snow in the U.K. do they?
Chilling.
Abominable.
Yet I still find it amusing.
♫ Ice Ice baby! ♫
Cold!
I thawed I taw a puddy tat!
*samples Brewski and puts his legal team on stand-by*
Hey! Watch where you take that sample! That tickles!
Sorry about that. I was trying not to put you under pressure.
O, she’s cold as ice…
Cold Chillin’ in full effect.
Now this is how The Final Destination car wash scene should’ve ended up.
Whoops, looks like someone had left the car window open!
Or did Father X-Mas go on Pimp My Ride?
We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.
~Walter Scott
Hmm, failblog doesn’t like my clickie? Trying again:
ht tp://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html
I loved it! Thanks! *snowy squeeze*
These always make me *snorkroffle*. Thanks, Brewski!
*squeezes LGB and Judy*
*squeeze!*
Calvin and Hobbes is my favorite!
Thx Brewski, I needed those giggles!!
I build statues out of snow, and pee to see them melt.
we weep to see you pee.
I found my truck like this one time when I looked into it and realized that it was not snow but a 3 year polar bear lying on the front seat.
Then wouldn’t you be 5 eagles/high5/1finches/1fox/1cats/1vole/owl/caterpiller/1femur/1polarbear?
No LOL . How are you WhoeNellie? winter is coming have you got all you nuts stored?
I’m good, 5/5/1/1/1/1/… thanks
Nah, I keep my nuts out all year.
*runs up and pokes WN’s nuts*
*giggles*
*skips away*
OWWWWW!!!
Aw, c’mon! They’re not that tender! It was a gentle poke…
Your half of the human race has NO idea, trust me.
I’d go for a nice tickle though
You guys are just wusses.
*tackles WN*
*tickles him until he pees*
Ummm, LGB? I’m not peeing.
Whew! Breaks over, just in time…
You will be!
*takes off WN’s shoes*
Whatthe — Halloween socks?
*tickles and pokes LGB and runs away faster then the eagles fly*
*giggles*
Hey! Who was that masked eagle?
I need to trade this 1femur for something any takers?
I got a friend that has a steel rod instead of a thigh bone, I’m sure he’d take it if it’s a blood type match.
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
I don’t know what’s more scary — the first troll, the video first troll, or the video first troll with a stuffed monkey on its shoulder.
This video has not been on here for a long time, I absolutely hate it.
all of the above.
A windshield so clean, you won’t even notice it’s there!
Dont worry guys, that will buff out….. hmmm thats probably why its already on that site.
It’s even the cover of a italian band’s cd.
Subsonica – L’eclissi.
http://images.google.it/images?hl=it&rlz=1C1CHMB_itIT339IT339&um=1&sa=1&q=subsonica+l'eclissi&btnG=Cerca+immagini&aq=1&oq=subsonica+
this is not fail!!!!!!
it’s an cd cover!!
it’s an italian band called “subsonica” the release is “l’eclissi”
search on Google!!!
Uh, honey, you know when I said “when HELL freezes over…..”
Brrrrrrrrrrrr…………….
*yells from a high snow covered mountain peak*
SnowBound!
Earthbound!
*Yells back*
Snowbound. Pow. Pow. Pow. Double Kill. Dum di-dum dum dum duuhm.
Geez, gotta stop Halo 3.
OMG ITS CRACK
thank you, tobb the fobb.
This has already been done on page 200 something…
I’m just impressed that the sat nav is still there! Those things get stolen all the time!
That sure is a fail, you should never leave your navigation system inside your car.
What strikes me as the particular *headdesk* in this photo (besides killing the GPS), is that the driver actually had the foresight to pull up the windshield wipers so they wouldn’t freeze, yet left a window open….
O_o
For those looking: this was posted previously on Apr. 11, 2008 “Sunroof Fail” currently page 268
(yes I’m this bored)
cold out
Sunroof FAIL copy. Same picture, used on April 11 2008.
Re-using Fail’s FAIL
http://failblog.org/page/268/
Wowee, that’s some cold weather… makes me glad I live in the deep south
This is already on failblog!
no man
More like AriCondision fail
In Soviet Russia, joke qvickly gets old.
First rule of the Arctic–CLOSE THE BLOODY DOOR!
You failed this time…
see more Epic Fails
this picture was posted before under different heading..
well it’s ok to do some repetition once in a while!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sunroof-fail.jpg?w=500
sorry for the link fail…
This Photo has already been shown on FAILBLOG 11 April 2008…
this is the front cover of subsonica’s album l’eclissi….
its not a fail u are
Driving in a winter wonderland….
центрифугат зеленый лазер для подруги.
i don’t think the defroster can get he/she out of this one! lol
ive heard of jizzing but DAMN!