Roll Up! Roll Up! Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls! What You’re about to see is the worlds most Fastest, Longest, Tallest, Biggest Cure for the flu you will ever see. Gather round as and stare in awe as the sickest of ppl are cured in FRONT OF YOUR EYES. This single shot will not only cure your flu but also cancer, aids, liver failure and obesity in fact it’ll cure any ailment that ills you!!!
But Please bare with us as the staff are a bit poorly….
My recommendation to all of you is to not get the H1N1 vaccination; they are poisoning us. Soon many believe that everyone will be forced to take it via a perceived pandemic, or face jail time of 10 years (in which case they can administer it you there, against your will).
Should have been in an Alanis Morissette song.
Second
thrd
fore!
skin
isn’t it ironic? don’t you think?
indeed,
Irony WIN
Not the Doctor?
This is actually ironic, though.
“Ironic” was ironic in that it wasn’t ironic at all… which makes it ironic, I think. Gwah, gonna go smoke some more Mary Jane, and you’re Uninvited.
Apparently their spell checker got the flu as well… Computer viral flu???
I can’t wait until 2 ppm.
It could have gotten the spell fail check flu.
Just an inocent mistake.
Their antivirus app got infected.
with what? the apple flu?
Ppoor sppelling of ‘apologies’ too – double fail.
…And they sppelled ’staph’ wrong.
their MSR staff went viral?
Unless the “staff” is the clinic staff.
FAIL
like you ave any right to be making corrections, sppeller?
“Many appol-oh-gees”
Apple orgies are the best. Simple to arrange, too. Just pick a fruity looking girl and sit down be cider.
*appleauds*
apple + gee = Newtonian lol of gravity
LOL
…crap. Does this make me a physics geek?
If I had my way I’d eat peaches every day.
I’m gonna go into the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Appy-polly-loggies.
Had to google it. Did you get my reference?
I guess not.
And, do you have an al-ee-be?
Haven’t got the foggiest what that means.
Sorry, I may have breached the obscurity envelope on that one. (clicky).
Blackadder.
I shall return and reak my rewenge!
gees… staying alive, staying alive
ah, ah ah ah
staying aliiiii eye eye ive. …
Triple fail: Arial.
they should courier the author a new a-hole
not funny
because?
because Daniel doesn’t understand the concept of “irony”
Danielson has much to learn.
Physician, heal thyself.
Cop, handcuff thyself.
Roger. I’ll be waiting.
what do you call a female policeman with shaven privates?
Cunstubble
Have you been looking through our windows?
nope, but somehow I knew
You’re a bad influence.
Good thing I got my influence shot.
were you suddenly cured at 2pm?
Too late. Just got well from the flu.
Contaminated water. Just got flu from the well.
Serves you right for drinking out of that well. I saw a dead raccoon in it yesterday.
if you light a fire, it will go out thru the flu.
Musta been a big Snafflu
They should just STFLU.
Roll Up! Roll Up! Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls! What You’re about to see is the worlds most Fastest, Longest, Tallest, Biggest Cure for the flu you will ever see. Gather round as and stare in awe as the sickest of ppl are cured in FRONT OF YOUR EYES. This single shot will not only cure your flu but also cancer, aids, liver failure and obesity in fact it’ll cure any ailment that ills you!!!
But Please bare with us as the staff are a bit poorly….
Jesus?
yes?
appologies
Did you mean “apologies” ?
is that from sticking your staff in the swine?
Porking it, as it were.
choking the pork sword, bashing the bacon, rogering the rashers
has anyone mentioned the spelling error on “apologies” yet?
well spotted eh
this is irony fail
Having the sh*tty voice at the end of the vid clips is still sh*tty.
I think you want one site to the left, dear.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CROSS-EYED PENTAGON AVATAR???
It ran away because of the shouting?
Couldn’t handle it.
it is out trying to catch the flu.
That must be it – it sneezed, and blew three of its sides off, then collapsed into one dimension.
*makes innocuous comment*
*squeezes to all*
*flees*
*pounces on the Moomin* *squeezes* Gotcha!
Swine pile on mooomin!!!
when do the bovines and cats get their turn?
I want pancakes, godamnit!
LOL — What freakin’ idiots!
double fail !!!
They keep saying we could be in for a bad flu spell . . .
appology acceppted!
This is NOT an example of irony….
Are you all Americans, or just plain stupid?
Shouldn’t the caption say “FLU WIN!”
an appology? is that an apology made via an iPhone?
….well, that’s reassuring for whatever city this sign is posted in.
Being sick is not a valid reason to not be at work doing your job.
Perhaps the drug company should ‘appologize’ for not shipping the vaccine sooner?
Spelling fail – should be inoculation.
Physician, Heal Thyself
центрифугат зеленый лазер высокого качество.
My recommendation to all of you is to not get the H1N1 vaccination; they are poisoning us. Soon many believe that everyone will be forced to take it via a perceived pandemic, or face jail time of 10 years (in which case they can administer it you there, against your will).