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Well, I give you 25 for it!
lashes with a wet noodle?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Give me a break
Yup. The copy is too contrived to be real. Totally fake.
Or was a prank or something,but its a awsome one
lol i hope everyone knows what it is used for….
I feel bad for the sad sap who wouldn’t
I’m the sad sap who deosnt
They’re anal beads, a sex-toy.
Oh thank go you cleared that up! We would never have known what they were without you telling us! Idiot.
in soviet russia bracelets wears youuuu
soviet russia is not around anymore
Joke murderer…
In Soviet Russia ANAL BEADS WEARS YOUUUUUS
You can’t murder a joke that wasn’t alive to begin with.
Watch Family guy much?
Thank you Colonel Buzzkillington.
Man you’re such a watanabe
Take some spelling classes idiot. Its w-a-n-n-a-b-e. WANNABE! sheesh not watanabe
Awfully harsh considering wannabe is a word that was made by 6th grade girls.
OMG IM IN 6TH GRADE AND I USE THAT WORD ALLLLLLL THE TIME!!
he didn’t mean wannabe, he meant watanabe.
watanabe: What an abe? as in Who is Abraham Lincoln? meaning that someone is so ignorant that they don’t even know who Abraham Lincoln is.
it’s the hot new phrase. everyone’s using it, watanabe
Lets coin a new phrase. Guantan-a-be?
No.
bahahaha =]
mmmwwaahahahahaaa!! :cP
Watanabe is the fifth most common Japanese surname…. Also Watanabe no Tsuna was a legendary samurai tenth and eleventh century. Yes the idiot spelled wannabe wrong but making fun of thousands of Japanese peoples surnames that go back many thousands of years just seems like a bad idea to me.
Bob, Shut up . Nobody Cares What Evey Word Someone Say !
It’s actually a name, so don’t be making sick fun of it.
yeah we always use that phrase in school. “see that loser over there he’s an idiot.” “yeah, watanabe…”
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG IWE CARE SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!
Perhaps, but a Watanabe is pretty good too. Watanabe is a really dumb character from the Anime ‘Excel Saga’ series I believe….
Nabeshin…
Not dumb, HOT!
nerd.
Wow.
YES IT IS!
LMAO LMAO LMAO!
What’s an anklet anyway? Jewelry around the ankle?
Never heard that one…
those are anal beads….
ya either he was using them or his gf was hmmm
yeah…….Gf……..
Yea, his guy friend….
his gay friend?
who else?
My dad
ya think?
Seriously? well, that’s exactly what it is..jewelry for your ankle, looks like a bigger version of a bracelet. They are often made of beads, links, some rope/cord, or something lose that doesn’t stay in one solid shape
This is obviously someone posting for giggles or it’s fake… no one goes into that much detail about stuff they are selling. “My son was embarrassed when asked why he had a girls bracelet” Really?!? Seems like your setting up the joke…. I don’t believe this crap Post fail!
Actually I think someone who thinks thats a girls bracelet just might go into so much detail…
Maybe they’re just anal…
I approve this post
lmao “maybe theyre just anal…”
that made me laugh more than the stupid advert
Hahahahaha!
This comment made this failed fail worthwhile.
a failed fail, amazing!
a failed fail would be a win, wouldn’t it?
Cracker!
comment win
Haha the anal bit made me laugh soo hard compared to the actual thing LOOL
I concur
Completely agree with you. “My son was embarrassed when asked why he had a girls bracelet” totally gives it away..
I disagree. my mom does that s**t. she talks to no end about the fine insignificant details concerning stuff you don’t give a rats ass about about
and…”whats an anklet?” seriously? that’s even worse than not knowing what anal beads are, not nearly as embarrassing but just as bad.
How does one actually find out what anal beads are. Think man!
Does your mother teach sex toys at the age of nine?
…I should know?
I didn’t even know what they were before reading the comments.
Nor do I probably want to know what the hell they’re used for XP
Well, they are NOT used for rip starting a lawn mower.
They are used for sex. In the ass.
Yeah, for those of you that actually thought she was selling a bracelet, they’re anal beads. You put them in one at a time, and when you pull them out by the ring operational device, it’s supposed to feel like you’re taking a REALLY NICE dump, like me reading this post right now on my laptop.
haha, tmi guy i love how much u seem to know about them..
Yeah, cuz I always thought anal beads were brown!
yea i second that i knew about anklet but had never heard about anal beads guys i need to open my eyes to the wonderful world of sex toys
(kidding)
Start with your brown eye. Its a gas.
if you think your mother going on about body parts is bad now, just wait until you hit puberty.
what IS an anal bead? lol
that was my first thought when I read it too
This is a Fake!!! They were just desperate to be on Failblog, so they made up this Fake Posting to get attention which I see worked.
Yes, the name ‘Wing Jack Chu’ and ‘Diane’ are obviously the same person.
LOL.
I stumbled this before it was on Faiblog. Someone just found it, they did not fake it just for failblog!
This is not the only web sight on the internet!
Spelling fail…
Get a life.
Gee thanks for that, I really don’t think I could figure it out on my own
You have a good point, but I’m still inclined to think that this is real. I’ve known a lot of people who will ramble on and on about details like that and still think that whoever is reading/listening actually cares.
Not to mention the pic is straight out of the catalog. If the mom had taken it, it’d have her naked reflection in the toaster.
y is it in the toaster??
Um… isn’t it always in the toaster?
it would be in the tea kettle, the toaster is so 2003
Failblog is slowly getting ruined by all the fakes and photoshops. There’s plenty of idiots out there making mistakes and legitimately FAILING at something, I don’t see why we need these attention whores and their “jokes”
it’s FAKE! Just look at the photo – it’s obviously catalogue photo from some porn-stuff webpage. Do you think that “Diane” would take very professional photo with lighting on a black backround of some bracelet found in garage? And it seems to be clean and new on the photo. Just think.
Agreed!
Ditto!
gee, who cares whether it’s real or fake. it’s funny as hell anyway.
I think it would be funnier if it were real. Still funny as a fake!
But would have been much more giggle-worthy if it were legit. v.V
thank you, i agree completely. it is clearly just a joke, the wording sets up its own joke.
agree! this post s&cks!
I’ve seen craiglist posts that give way too much detail in my local listings before.
Some people just don’t know when to stop typing. lol
Definitely a gag, kinda funny. Like another poster wrote, no one would go so out of their way for the inadvertent inuendos.
haha you said “inuendo” in you end oh!
AGREED 100%, sounds fake to me 2
fake or not fakken funny
i smell a troll
Don’t smell things where anal beads are concerned
Annie’s comment was totally a win.
Stupid. No one would be that dumb. I mean they really played it up way too much. Who would even sell a rubber bracelet, and for $20! The effort people go to in order to make a dumb joke.
cmon! think about it! how many 50 yr old guys know what anal beads look like? this could be real….and if it is i swear ULTIMATE FAIL!
SECOND
Found it in a box all right.
Oh no!
x_x
I can’t believe this fail!
So many fails making me *shudder*
*innuendo machine grumbles to life*
Must.. Resist… Aah stuff it.
Let’s get to the bottom of this…
Butt it is a pretty purple bracelet an all
Rim-ember all that shines is not gold…
Asso shininess is not all it has cracked up to be?
You anal-ysis is quite sound, Bum-bling through life trying to ‘ass’certain the worth of shiny things is a ‘waist’ of time.
I prostate my self to that knowledge, and will col on my friends to help me spread the word!
We must rectify the situation.
i hear if you have this bracelet at the poker table you will have good luck when you go all-in…
Only with a goat, see.
@Jules Rules
Now that’s a stretch.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
You, good sir, sure know how to post a comment.
you mean ‘rectumfy’ the situation
I bet you’re rearing to correct um’
I knead to get a fecal for the situation fist!
*Vomits in mouth*
You must be prebared for a bit of tongue in cheek.
*snorkies*
*bows to the ring master*
Ok, so who ordered the chocolate starfish mousse?
“Waiter! Waiter”
“Theres a kids bracelet in my starfish!”
“Just pull the ring sir”
“OooOhoOOOHOOOH”
vanilla or chocolate?
Rocky road?
That color really pops out at you!
I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Suppository- is that not where they keep books?
No, that’s called a library. A suppository is where they keep porn.
Duh.
I thought a suppository was were they think they probably keep books. Just like a secretary is where you keep secrets.
Do you keep dairy in your derriere? If you do, you are behind the times.
I think you mean “depository”
One joke flew over this cuckoo’s head.
Lol, anal beads , and i’m the first
damn
I grew up sheltered…thanks for filling me in! o.O
maybe if they were bigger, they would fill you in.
$20??? That is outrageous!
*nods*
I wouldn’t pay $20 for a kids bracelet, but I certainly would not pay $20 for a used set of those!
unless the seller is hot
*sigh*
Even then, for the interwebz are known for their lies!
photoshopped?
*cries*
Lolz !!!!!111! elebenty and all of that, the pixels do indeed give it away!
If the seller is hot, then may I suggest the seller go see a doctor for some antibiotics?
Scary that ya alls know what the items actually is. I was clueless. Is my life too sheltered?
Nah, I have a collection of these I have won in various raffles…..still in their packets, I just hang out with some very interesting types!
Were do you go that they raffle off anal beads?
Mostly bike rallies, they think it is funny to have some seriously insane toys as prizes, this year was a rubber fist…..and no I am not joking!
Yesssss… I clickity on the linky the other day… condom rally. You brits sure have a wicked sense of humor.
I need to vacation during one of these rallies!
haha FAIL its Anal Toy! looooooool
ORLY?
THAT’S THE JOKE.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Figure that one out by yourself?
Never seen one before. I figured that it was the broken ripped-off bracelet of a victem & that her son was a pedophile.
“It is great for a young girl as a going back to school gift”, Yeah i’d bet some dirty young girl would love that as a gift
I’d buy it for my kids, thanks for the ad!
Wow. That’s…wonderful.
Total fake.
clearly. good call.
As fake as a 3$ bill.
I was on the fence about the fakeness until the “my son seemed so embarrassed” comment. The picture looks too catalog-ish to come from someone with below average grammar skills.
if not from a catalogue, then the seller at least had the good sense to remove the brown polkie dots.
Really? All you need is a black piece of paper.
There is a whole world of “Oh dear” right there…
lulz anal beads ftw
Third
Even if it was a bracelet, 20 dollars is a rip off! lol
Fake alright, put up as a joke.. wonder if they had anyone buy it ha ha
oddi uses one like that…
I don’t get it.
ask Lemmiwinks to explain it to you
ROTFLOL!
Blatant fake – the way she specifically mentions how embarrassed her son was is a dead giveaway…
not if she thinks that he’s embarrassed to have a girls bracelet in his room.
“the rope has really taken a beating!” is another pretty good hint…
“She” claims that the rope has “really taken a beating,” yet the rope in that photo looks brand new. Not a fray in sight.
lol her son has to tell mother something
What could her son possibly need to tell your mother?
*confused*
“Mom? I have purple balls on a string in my room” *que dramatic soap opera music*
Mom takes a drag from her cigarette and yells “You can shove ‘em up your ass, for all I care, I’m watching my stories!”
Best. Comment. EVAR.
Amazing….
HAHAHA wtf
speaking of pearl necklaces to go with the ring… har!
“här har mattias attackerat mig med tanborsten. vevat runt lite i ansiktet och näsan sådär”
Obvious a FAKE, still funny though
FAKE — yes.
Funny — maybe if you’re a 12 year old.
nah i dont think its too funny. im 12 btw.
I can think of another place to wear it .. *whistle*
Where? She listed them all didn’t she?
There is somethings you need to know teff7…
things that will shock you.
things that will stretch you
things that will make it impossible for you to control your bowels.
greasing the lanes helps the balls go down the lane… oh, wait… you aren’t talking about bowling.
7 – 10 split?
hopfully the balls return.
Yeah, add it to a charm necklace!
That way you can smell how second hand it is.
And I’m sure that when her son was using it it was more then just the rope that got a ‘beating’.
Please tell me I’m not the only sweet and innocent one who sat here thinking “wow, $20 for a plastic bracelet is pretty outrageous” and looking for another fail for way too long before figuring it out.
No you’re not alone: I’m that naive too. I didn’t get it till I read the comments. LOL.
Which suggest to me, this could actually happen…although thinking anyone would pay $20 for a used child’s bracelet seems crazy.
Yeah….I thought it was one of those old kid’s toys that you put around your ankle and spin it while jumping over it with the other foot. “Why did they add so many more balls to the end?,” I thought.
Oh well, I guess that’s what I get for checking this first thing in the morning.
Wow, you guys have just proved how jaded/perverted I actually am!
I feel proud!
*holds a beer up in salute*
*runs past followed by a trail of beads*
cheers!
*chases Granny* Fun for a boy and a girl!
*Benny Hill music starts up*
I thank you for my edumacation, K@.
Based on the perverse comments, sexual nature of comments, the
orgiesroleplay hornychat… yeah, you probably were the only one.what are you doing out of your restraints and gimp suit Khaaaaaaaan?
Sorry master… back in my cage I go…
Yeah… I thought the price was the fail too before I read the comments lol. And funnily enough, the other thought of mine was, “The toggle (clasp) is broken”. Oops.
I am not to sure what these things are? But they look like knackers.(numb chucks on a string).
It’s usable finger 1 finger
knackers for inside your knickers?
Fake fail. There’s no way a string of anal beads would be small enough to fit around a little girl’s wrist or as a necklace charm. Looks like some /b/tard found a picture of anal beads somewhere and thought he’d get clever.
You seem to know an awful lot about beads
and not just any beads… anal beads.
how many does it take to reach, I mean, wrap around?
umm… well, I dunno. lemme ask Frida.
Sound upset. Did you loose your set? Look familar?
perhaps his set is squeaky?
slight shit smell
order now and we’ll throw in this free piece of corn
*hands granny Corn on the cob*
you must be running low on supplies!
*carefulsqueeze*
thank you! thank you!
I was just about to pay $20 just for the corn!
Here Tranny, I got you this polyurathane ring with a vibrating thingy on it. I don’t know what it’s for, but the batteries are fresh.
thank you….er?……genital floss?
This is lol. And fake
absolutely fake.
It’s in decent condition, although the string looks that it has a brownish tone.
@Hewo
Yeah, I think it is fake too.
I found it in my son just before he left for college
Could be added to a pearl necklace as well. You get the idea. Respond to the email
we’ll even throw in a free rusty trombone, a hot lunch and a chilli dog too
ho boy, but is that dog ever in for a morning surprise!
She probably thought it was a handle for encouraging good behaviour!
or to allow you turn easily for easy browning of the meat
Hmmm vegetarian says nope!
perhaps we should pump him for information as to the uses
*retrieves foot pump*
So which end should I plug it in?
lets try all orifi starting at the bottom and working our way up.
That bracelet does look weird. How do you wear that. On your neck maybe?
No that would be a pearl necklace
What’s wrong with a cute friendship bracelet? *blinks eyes innocently*
*pats Shadow on the head*
Nothing dear, nothing.
Oh, I see the fail now! It’s obviously that the boy had this in his room!… Right?
fail
Achmed, does not understand Irony……hmmm shall I try Sarcasm, or give up?
no, i like iron my shirts. gheeeez
no probelem that I can see
I bet the string isn’t the only thing that took a beating, knowwhatimean?
no. and I will thank you to never attempt an explanation.
you should see his bum
I’m 12 years old and what is this?
*gasp*
It’s a bracelet. The fail is that it costs twenty dollars. Go comment on some other fail now, go on, run along.
*wipes forehead*
Phew.
Shadow: You’ve been meme’d. If Xipe is 12, then I’m a platypus.
Nice beak, not sure about the venemous spines, you may want to get covers for those
It’s a string of anal beads. You’re supposed to shove ‘em up your ass and then pull it out. Supposedly it feels really good.
And yes, I *did* just rape your innocence over the Internet.
Rape win!
WHY?! WHY?!!?!
There was no garage sale, there is no son moving to college. You’ve been punked. This is a hilarious plant, a ‘win’ on ‘fail’.
Really?
Because I totally was going to buy that.
I say it’s a mouth gag FAIL
Lets sell mouth gags to our humorless friends
something tells they’ll be liking them
so what is it for or from?
the skeet shooting range?
PULL !!!
Put it it your’ mouth. It’s a dental straightner. Thats why the string is damaged…
from the bite-down gag reflex
99 hurray!
This is the fakest thing I’ve seen yet on Failblog.
Yeah, who writes a paragraph about what she things is a cheap bracelet?
someone who doesn’t thing much?
Smells of a fake fail if you ask me. A fake fail is kindof a fail in itself, but the fail is by the person who posted the fail and those failures who can’t detect a real fail from a fake fail. Regardless this fake fail is unworthy of failblog dot org.
Total fail.
Speaking of smells, someone should preply to her e-mail and ask if the bracelet is ’scented’.
To be fair, that’s probably not the first thing I’d smell.
Hmm…I have that same bracelet but in black. And I wear it as a choker around my neck. I wonder where her son bought his?
Holemark?
It might have been G
-spotStreetOr some back alley shop somewhere
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
hardwear store.
Ball-Mart?
I don’t know, but apparently there is no need for them anymore once you go to college.
Then they move on to other items.
“cum”bersome, anyone? Fake-o-rama.
ROFL! “Funky” indeed.
Fake craigslist ads are never funny because they try to hard, and thinking of why people write them bums me out.
I think some might say that this one could succeed to hard(en)… And the intention is to hard(en) with these things, correct?
So FAKE!
I’m 12 and what is this?
It’s a string of anal beads. You’re supposed to shove ‘em up your ass and then pull it out. Supposedly it feels really good.
And yes, I *did* just rape your innocence over the Internet.
considering your name is f. butts, i doubt it. i know few 12 year olds that spell butt properly.
I think this is fake mainly because of the photo. It looks like its directly from the website selling it. Unless the mother has a professional photo-shoot set-up for commercial items in her basement….
*shrugs* black cloth dropped on a flat surface and a standard digicam is all it takes. I’ve taken shots of my own sale items using the same method.
But it looks wayyy too clean to have been used. lol so probably is a stock photo from the seller site for that reason.
Its not even an original idea – taken directly from the crappy movie “Fired Up” it wasn’t even that funny when it was in the movie
FAKE. Its obviously a joke.
fake!!!
you fail at failing
I’m pretty sure some skank wanted to sell her anal beads for money and was playing dumb in hopes of making a 20.
Doth the lady protest to much? Yes.
I count at least six distinct, lame attempts at feigning ignorance; pick any two and you have a red flag of fakery.
Meanwhile, the photo looks like it was done in a professional studio. Lady doesn’t know what anal beads are but knows all about aperture and light diffusion? I doubt it.
Aoerture? Light diffusion? As somebody who has taken professional photographs, this could be taken as a simple snapshot by a standard digital camera.
But as I mentioned in a post above, too clean to be used.
Until I noticed that I would have thought it could be real – I’ve seen people that far in denial saying those sorts of things to try and convince themselves it’s not what they think.
And as someone who takes photographs for a living I can spot amateur photography a mile away; this isn’t it. Yes, I’ve gotten even the crappiest of cameras to “look” pro, but it takes work.
Work that the average Joe wouldn’t bother with, at least not if they’re dumb enough to think this was a bracelet. That background especially smells of of pro studio (pun intended).
And yes, light diffusion, if this were in some lady’s house, the shadows wouldn’t be nearly so even. No one would go through the trouble needed to to make it look that nice to show off some crappy “bracelet” (again, pun intended).
Also, unlike some other professional photographers, I can actually spell “aperture”
If you put it in your ass or vagina it can work as anal or vaginal balls! o.0
I think I will buy this for my daughter — she loves that colour and it will fit her perfectly!!!!
A GREAT back to school gift.
Idiots! Stop spoiling fun. This is funny as it supposed to be.
was good till i realised its prob fake.
To be honest I saw this and I seriously thought that was a bracelet too…
It actually took me a minute to get the joke. At least I realized what that was before the woman who posted it on craigslist did.
Actually, it was from the release of “Choke” A book. They were giving them away at the release. They were attached to the free bookmarks. I have one.
shove it!
I thought it was one of those old skip-it toys at first. Then I read the ad D:
At first I thought it was a fail because who would pay $20 for a cheap looking kid’s bracelet.
haha. EmbarrASSED! LOL!
So fake
The professional photo, and who asks $20 for a cheap thing they find in the rubbish?
Fake, but still funny.
Well, my stepson has a crackpipe in his bedroom. His grandmother bought it in Mexico thinking it was just a glass sculpture (of a Cobra; the ‘hood’ is the bowl.) Thankfully, my wife is naive enough to not know what it is, either. It wasn’t until I noticed the holes in it that I went “where did your mom get this?”
Add a “G”
To the one above me.
Don’t think It’s a hack,
Cause that’s my favorite snack.
Oh never mind. Puddi’s not above me anymore…
I’m selling this funky life-size rubber replica of a human arm with a fist on the end that I found lying about the house. I have been using it to store bracelets, but it could be useful for stuffing up your *ss. You get the idea.
Fake but funny.
failblog fail fake
This is obviously fake, she is laying it on too thick. Anyone who thinks this is authentic needs to get their head out of their a$$, seriously.
How do you mistake anal beads for a bracelet?
If you’re a stupid mother who doesn’t know that stuff, very easily. XD
I just want to comment on the fact that if my mother asked me why i had a girls bracelet I would NOT be embarassed….I mean…the fact that this kid had anal beads is kinda creepy but…instead of being embarrassed about the “bracelet” id be embarrassed that my mom thought it was a bracelet O_O
Super Duper Fake Ad – 100%
While “seemed really embarrassed” is a giveaway, the bigger one is the follow up “the rope has really taken a beating!” especially with that exclamation point.
The poster oversold the joke.
This is a FAIL for being an obvious attention seeker ad
wow, anal FAIL!
anal bracelet?
Reminds me of the Harry Potter vibrating “magic broom” reviews… “: “My 12-year-old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan . . I was surprised at how long she and her friends can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!” And her 17-year-old sister likes it too!
It reminds me the bride’s mom, in American Pie III: American Wedding.
I wonder how long it took that mom to find out what that REALLY was….if she ever did. Her face would make a good fail…
SO fake !!!!!
FAKE!!! Come on people, who would make a sales pitch like that for something they thought was a plastic kids bracelet. If you are going to make up a fail, try a little harder. This is more like a fail faker fail.
“atleast I never ‘SAWING’ him wear it”…LMAO
Think someone should email the craigslist ad owner and tell him what those beads are for?
she says the string is worn out…but it’s new in the pic
:|:|
Incredible, she managed to screw up the screw-up!
are you sure it is a bracelet???? it looks like one toy for adults! lol!
… really?
Fail blog really doesnt get it sometimes.
I really blame the failblog people for even posting this. They should screen out the obvious fakes. What makes the site funny are the real postings. If we just start making up postings to try and be funny, that ruins everything. Obviously some are fake anyways, but this is so transparent. I love this site and would hate to see it ruined by more of this.
I’m amazed at the fail bloggers ignorance in the complete ignorance of others. YES people really ARE that dumb and rambling. I suffered 4 years of lunch with one of them…
Still could be fake. But not necessarily.
my mother found my rabbit vibrator in my sock drawer and asked me if it was a pipe for smoking weed. yes, it was extremely awkward, but that’s another story… the point is that people can be ridiculously naive, even when they’re trying their hardest to be “in the know.”
this could still be fake, but so could anything on this blog… remember, we’re living in the Photoshop Age. i thought it was funny, regardless of its authenticity. isn’t that what matters?
Fake or not, I don’t know what’s worse – the fact of mistaking anal beads for a girl’s bracelet, or thinking that even if it WERE a bracelet, that it would be worth $20.
Hey I dont know what anal beads are but if you guys do that is your own business . but any way since we are past that … Are they Fun ?
I really hope that your kidding
You’re son’s a homo! they’re anal beads!!!!
completely fake
My first reaction:
“Oh My Gosh, what an idiot… Her son’s gay and she doesn’t even know it!”
tip of the day: when removing a chain of anal beads don’t yank it as if you were starting a lawnmower
This is so fake it hurts.
Looks like a pretty shitty bracelet.
I feel bad for that women, her sons gay.
No grandchildren for her.
You are an ignorant idiot, and you’re way making assumptions. You are the fail here, congrats.
I might sound stupid but what is that thing that she is trying to sell?
idiots, a guy using anal beads doesnt make him gay. DUH
girls can be into anal sex, that doesnt mean they are gay men, so stupid.
ever heard of pegging?
ass play with a guy is hot, all my boyfriends have gotten into it.
Yeah, wanna peg me? XD
yeah, that bracelet looks like it came straight from the dump. what a piece of crap bracelet.
it could have been for his girlfriend. but i guess we’ll never know for sure….sigh….
FAKE
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nice:O
This is really funny..glad I am a hipper mama!
“Slightly stretched out; but the elasticy is still good” Wow this woman has to be kidding, the whole this is a big contradiction. :]
Fake or not, it’s absolutely hilarious.
well this was stolen :/
this is obviously a joke, but still kinda funny
Maybe there should be a site called fakeblog.org
Seems fake to me… Well, not the picture is fake, nor the auction, but the ignorance.
who cares if it is fake or not. it made me laugh and that is why i visit this site. you guys are all harping on the fact that you think it is fake. STFU already. move on to something else. you are wasting your time commenting the same shit over and over and over.
Its Anal Beads DURRR
“It is great for a girl as a going back to school gift”
Yes… Yes it is
y is it funny… cos its a girls bracelett?
Er…you can figure that out by yourself. If you’re old enough.
CHINESE BALLS XD AHHAHAA
A good fakeness indicator is that the picture of the beads already exists over here:
http://www.induljins.co.za/toys.htm
Fake because she states the string has taken a beating, but it looks perfect in the obviously semi-professional picture. Still funny though.
Lol. Anal beads.
What a stupid parent.
This reminds me of the time my mom tried to sell my “neck massager” at a yard sale. Awkward.
i don’t get it? help
Okay, question: how old are you? Or, well, about how old you are. Are you in the 6-10, 10-16, or 17-30 range?
wow…. how dose a grown woman not know what that is…. unless she’s having major dinial problems.
ANAL BEEDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nastee
its gotta be fake.
what is it really???
There’s a lot of irony detection fail by commenters here…
This is for all you little uninformed, inexperienced peons out there:
Anal beads are used by both genders although the most benefit is acquired by the male. The reason being is that the beads rub against the prostate as they are being removed. There are a large quantity or simply hypersensitive pleasure nerves there. Orgasm can be achieved by massaging the prostate without ever touching the penis. I am told that the tissue of the prostate is the same as the G-spot in a female. Based on that information I can tell you that the orgasms are very different and together they are mind-blowing. I can see why men would want to use anal beads.
When removed quickly the beads might feel like a vibrator; or hurt like hell, experiment at your own risk! I recommend reading up on anything you intend to experiment with. If only to be aware of the risks.
now we know who’s they were.
Mothers are never this oblivious, she’s just in denial.
and fake to boot
What the hell..
Is that a sex toy..?
Man, I hope someone emailed and told her what they were.
The womans description is pretty anal
центрифугат зеленый лазер по низкой цене.
Those are donut holders. You get people to eat them as fast as they can. Make sure to clean it before you use it for donuts (if you used it for the other activity…).