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25 Cent pooh jobs?
I wanna have one :<
I wanna have one of what piglets doing!
in soviet russia books reads youuu!!!!!
Thats pretty bad for soviets.
‘A Tiger inside and out’ lmao.
Poor Tigger, he always gets shit for being who he is. Every single godamn day after day, hour after hour, period after period, until he reaches the last class of the day, and he knows, deep down inside, that when he walks back home and opens that door, his dad will be waiting there, drunk out of his mind, the fierceness of the drink swashing through his dead eyes, ready to make you hurt, make you bleed, and I shout no, no dad, don’t hurt me, I haven’t done anything, but the fists fly, and he connects again and again, until the bruises cover my filthy face and hide every last shred of emotion, I’m a worthless piece of shit and dad was right, and I beg, just beg, that this last blow will end my life on this rotten earth
…get a pooh job?
asvss is Tigger?
blow form your dad? not the best way to die I don’t rekon
Fuzz isn’t first! ITS A SIGN!!!
Too bad asvss did not notice pooh’s mouth below the price sticker.
How’s that for a cold puddle of water early on a Monday?
How the &#%$ did that happen?
i think pooh’s just confused because tiger tucked it between his legs, with some help from piglet
asvss,
That’s a great piece of writing. Honestly.
If that’s your own work, you have some serious talent.
Failblog often amazes me.
whoohoo pooh
Pooh must be good at it cos he’s made Tigger lose all his stripes!
It’s a well practiced trick that includes honey.
Nice Pooh, Nice
wonderful pooh, marvelous pooh …..aah
“It’s bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy, fun fun fun fun fun” (alledgedly).
Isn’t it funny, how a bear likes honey?
Might explain why Tigger has a little extra bounce in his bounce.
hey! gimme back my name!
Yo dawg heard you liked tiggers so we put some bounce in your bounce so you can jump while you jump!
But U can see Pooh’s mouth underneath the sticker. so the fail failed.
Who is this “U” that everyone appears to know?
U
A technical bod. Works for MI6. Follows “Q” about the place.
Looks like Pooh missed it by that much!
How do we know that he isn’t spitting???!
it’s hUgh Laurie, aka Doctor House
oh sUe U? the lawyer
Who said he is doing anything with his mouth?
What did you think the fail was?
You’re right. It’s clear that Pooh popped out his glass eye to pleasure Tigger. He’s such a pal.
So he can sing him a song at the same time and he won’t get poo in his mouth
*
hPooh pulls out glass eye, fills with warm (not hot) honey, and sings songs about friendship. It’s a beautiful thing…
…and lets the bees do the rest?
*Shudders*
Here’s what’s really going on:
Tigger: Hey Pooh, for 25 cents, I’ll show you my thang.
Pooh: Oh dear… it’s so… little.
Is that 2.5 cents? It may be just worth the value . . .
whats piggy doing there?
recharging tiger?
looking for a place to plug him in
they might have to use the “rabbit adapter”
There’s a tub near by. Maybe there’s a breaker behind it.
Pumping it up. Although there is medicine for Tigger’s problem.
I would like to buy the book mmmm not.
you can borrow it when I’m done
Is it sticky?
it was, but has now hardened, the pooh smell lingers though
eeewwwwwww. …
Ya and I hated the group to “Meuendo”.
They all seem to be quite displeased with what they see.
Well, It is obviously not the wonderful thing about Tiggers!
What do you expect for 25 cents?
*is higly upset at Wols absenteeism*
*hic
Damn- long weekend
*pokes h into previous post*
I’m sure Owl will be quite vociferous on the subject later, k@. Though it does seem like Rabbit is less than happy. Pooh looks pleased, and I think Piglet has plans!
I thought Rabbit looked shocked and confused! – I reckon he has just never seen a barb on the end before!
What is everyone looking at?
only tigger knows for sure.
PRINTED IN CHINA
unless tigger has just discovered that he’s a she instead of a he.
Whiny trolls are whiny. If your nose is too high in the air to get enjoyment out of it, don’t comment.
Aiki? Is that you?
who would have thought, they’re all pooh stripes
is this the episode where pooh eats too much and they all have to pull to get him out again?
Pooh’s an innie, Pooh’s an innie!
get out!
Why do trolls lack an imagination?
a Zoophillia movie indeed
I prefer the term “inter-species”
crouching tiger hidden sausage
*salaams*
come ‘ere you naughty tiger!
*cuffs granny*
woo hoo!
*cuffsqueeze!*
Don’t squeeze so hard! You’ll crush the fur! *hugs*
NES blowjob FTW
I usually go for the underdog. So go Sega Master System Suck Off!
all fun and games until someone loses an eye
judging from the expressions, pooh ain’t gonna lose no eye no time soon.
must be a cold puddle
not a cuddle puddle, eh?
feels like tiger inside
I help to run a bike rally which raises money for charities ^^^ featured on the clicky above.
On Saturday night I had a can of Boddingtons in my pocket, I had to powder my nose, and as I sat to do so the can fell from my pocket, onto the floor, Exploding, and covering all four walls and the ceiling of the cubicle, and the poor lady in the cubicle next to me, the can then rocket propelled itself into the main washroom, and into the ankles of another lady, who was washing her hands at the time.
*takes a bow*
I couldn’t have done a more complete job if I tried really!
*applauds*
*squeezes*
*applauds*
I do not know how I do it!
*squeezes all*
It is actually alot safer than it looks! Just some of the photos are a bit risque!
Risque sounds alot like risky!
*clap clap clap!*
This sounds like a fail confessional!
Bless me, Ben, for I have failed! It has been 2 weeks since my last fail.
*squeeze*
Not a pooh job, I hope.
That sounds almost perfect to me. You are a true artist, k@. It could only have been bettered it someone had then actually used the immortal line, “By ‘eck! Ya smell gorgeous te-night, Petal.” (clicky)
*takes a look at the fail and runs in the opposite direction*
*AHEM*
Don’t forget- any failpeeps that want to come help celebrate Lolcatburglar’s birthday, we’re doing that on the NEXT ICHC LOL which is, er, about 3 1/2 hours from now (12 pm EST)
One of our regulars has a lot of stuff planned, but he’ll be late getting there, so we’re going to start with a little race to tell LCB Happy Birthday. Which means, we all try to be the, er, f**** person to post a HB message.
Followed by presents and songs, if you have em.
PS if you haven’t ever posted on ICHC before, you should probably go over there NOW b/c your first post will be moderated, until the cheezes look you over and decide you can play.
*squeeze*
{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}
I already picked out my gift! It won’t suprise anybody.
the only surprise will be if you actually get a chance to give it to her, before she takes it!
Suspenders and a belt?
*thwack!*
To give to LCB, not for myself!!
ROFL hillarious
You find innuendo offensive?? Boy, did you pick the wrong blog to visit.
At least in this one, there aren’t any kids, just cartoons of (fully-grown) stuffed animals. Some fails are truly tacky.
hehe thats super funny. God I love this site!
oh jenny… why do you keep changing your name? rabbit would disapprove.
love your pics, tho.
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. …
wonderful fun fun fun.
The wonderful thing about Tigger, is that….
IIIIIImmmm he only one!!(to finish the song)
Maybe he’s getting nasal sex?
is this the “my first erection” book?
Hey, finish the song!
ownt
Probably placed there on purpose
this is a win tbh.
PUT AWAY TEH XBOX!!!!!!!!
The same crime has a higher price to pay.
The look on the rabbit’s face made me laugh. He’s so puzzled!! ={D
thats not a fail thats a win
I’ve got to agree with Kay on this one.
so honey comes from tigers, huh.
I don’t get it. Since when shaving your pubes and have your friend take a look at it to give their opinion became funny?
I had the same dubitous look on my face on the first time, tough…
I knew it!
so thats why tiggers need their stripes
His stripes are gone…
weenie the pooh. XD
Sweet…
25c – pooh ORAL
центрифугат зеленый лазер на Арбате
more like Winnie the Hooh
I have this book o.O
Can You dig it suckaa
Wow… I think this book was mine from years ago… The handwriting matches mine from back then and I did have those Winnie the Pooh books that I sold at a yard-sale back then.
I even do mistakes with the decimal point the same way: that is, writing out a decimal point on numbers marked with a cents symbol when they don’t need it, lol.
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