Skirt Fail
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An actual moment at the Washington State Fair in Puyallup.
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not interested in this fail
So what shall we discuss instead then?
How well she hid the front?
Oh… what, no, now I can’t unthink it!
in soviet russia skirts wheres youuuu!!!
Where, indeed–Where’s the rest of it?
somewhere in the ice i guess.. russia is big.
IMPORTANT!
Can someone please gimme that site, where you can change your avatar?
Oh, its kay allready. just got it.
I’m pretty sure that this is a man
In soviet russia,they dont have women…
In Soviet Russia, children like Pedo Bear!
too funny dude
*throws up a little*
I was thinking more- that is a nice tent, who here enjoys camping…..la di da da di…
*pitches a tent*
*pitches a fit*
*retches a bit*
*starts to knit*
Knitted underpants, anyone? Anyone AT ALL?
got any balaclavas without eye holes?
How about an extra-long knit hat?
How about a Burqa for the lady in the picture?
I already offered knitted underpants! (A burqa would take far too long to knit; we need this person covered NOW.)
May have to employ a loom.
Like the one in the picture…
Where’s a 25 cent sticker when you need one!
Teff7
For the Win.
Although I don’t mind her butt sticking out,
her legs are gross, but her bumb is fine.
“Bumb”?
You beetlebumb
Just get numb
Now what you’ve done
Beetlebumb
I’m thinking that anyone camping under that tent might experience a few sprinkles.
“If she sprinkles when she tinkles, is it neat to wipe her seat?”
How about the latest G20 meeting? The global economic recovery? Gordon Brown’s plans to reduce the deficit? The multitude of erotic uses for potatoes?
You’re skirting the issue of who issued this skirt.
I agree he gave the matter short shrift.
I was riding up a comment on this subject, but I figured I’d get dressed down if I posted it.
Tartandabatism?
I find it funny you mention Short Shrift, and your avatar is a police officer. (A naughty, lady police officer, but the reference still stands.)
That reminds me of a thong, but darned if I can remember it!
shall we get to the bottom of your memory?
I thought we were trying to arse-end up, away from the subject..
*cough*
*spits carrot chunk*
Bunzai!!
Pardon me while I leave your potatoes alone.
A google search result I recieved once: “Red Potatoes: Nature’s Anal Beads”
Is that a man!!!?!???!???!??!?!?!??! Nice socks…. and shoes…
Is this what they call tongue in cheek comedy?
Sexy fail
DD?
thats one nasty ass
Oh please, no…
*runs and hides*
1. Why would you take a picture of that?
2. Why would you put it on your computer?
3. Where is the safety?
4. Why would you plague the internet with it?
5. Why on Earth did people vote for this?
6. How cam you make a profit off of this?
*shudders*
yeah, I am done until 1:00 fail.
Questions 1 through 5 aren’t that difficult to answer: because this is failblog and this is a prime example of dress sense fail.
The profit would be if this person reads failblog and decides to wear a more sensible length of skirt in future, then we can go on to fails that are more pleasing to the eye safe in the knowledge that the world is a better place or at least a place with the ugly parts well hidden.
Thats soooo gross!
Me thinks “tiff” is actually just trolling for members on his/her dating-service page. This blog is not meant for free business advertising.
Not to mention that her photoblog has a photo, 32nd row, left side, has a “fail.”
Fudgecakes!
SOO! NSFW!
it doesn’t work anyway, I’ve been here for months and not sold one granny cake!
I spewed a little inside seeing this
the goggles, they do nothing
there is just not enough beer
If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out. Oh, and the left one, too.
Mine eyes are not what offendeth me! (But I’m not about to try to pluck out what is!)
Is there a draft in here?
What ails you?
Hark–what white through yonder skirt peeks? Tis the pale moon!
‘Tho I’m trying to be stout!
Beware the hides of Marge.
Can’t take this picture any lager.
Yeah–what BG said!
Not that I’m egging you on, but you might try whiskey instead.
*wipes egg from face*
Always rum for more!
Ahh…can someone tell me who used the industrial strength cleaner last? I have a bad case on my retinas that need to be taken care of imediately…
May I recommend booze? If you drink it, it’s harder to focus. Add a little egg white to the retinas, and you’ll hardly know what’s in front of you.
Oh Dear God! My eyesez!!!! Somebody hold me, I’m a’scared.
come to granny
Might need a group hug for this one.
CANNOT UNSEE!!! AHHH!! CANNOT UNSEE!!!!
Another poor soul blinded *tsk* Where will the madness end?
good question… let’s get to the bottom of this!
Cracking. Where do we get started?
Here. I stole this from the WTF blog.
*hands bottle of eye bleach*
Good lord… not to skirt the issue but how could the kids ever let their mother out of the house dressed like that?
Lack of underwear- check
Skirt that rides up- check
Red plaid with blue vest top- check
Children in therepy in 1..2..3…
They thought she was being patriotic?
Only if she’s a Scot.
Children in therapy!? Shoot, **I** need therapy.. *weeps*
Maybe they’re not sure how to add-dress the issue.
Maybe she is the mother of “Aero Fail” girl, so she thought her mother looked great???
That must be one enormous thong.
with really droopy flaps to hide it?
There is no thong! *sits in a padded room, rocking* No thong, thong, thong, thong, thong.
This should help.
Can’t see youtube at work. Will respond 8pm est when the child is in bed, lol.
fyi, the socks with the skirt… kinda normal up here. still fail though!!!
Yeah…it’s the socks that are the fail.
*facepalm*
I thought we had a new facepalm pic? We gotta pass that around!
Faptastic! I love it!
don’t get out much, do ya?
If you can fap to this you never need to leave the house.
that’s not a skirt, it’s a wide belt
yuk, disgusting enough to turn you gay….
stupid trailer park trash, she’s wearing white socks with black shoes!!!that’s even worse than the skirt
If you so scared of turning gay, just clickie for your cure!
That made me want to kill myself. Is that your idea of a cure?
Kilt FAIL!
Except that this pic has kilt my appetite.
but there’s nothing there to eat!
Agh! Agh! DO NOT WANT that concept in my head!
Be(hind) all you can be(hind).
I don’t WANNA be(hind) her!!
The Army has really dropped their standards.
resorting to terror tactics
and raised their skirts/ kilts/ disturbing garments
Must have watched Braveheart…
Has this something to do with “Army Strong”?
DO NOT WANT!! DO NOT WANT!!!
The worst part is is that her husband probably made her wear and/or really enjoys it O_o
No ifs, ands or…wait…
Reminds of the time my mother-in-law wore a bikini. Not quite as overweight, but close. After a certain point in life, some things are just better left to the imagination.
Not sure I could have imagined this. Not that I was trying…
Some things are best left out of our imaginations. Mothers-in-law in a bikini would be one.
Oh, I meant I couldn’t have imagined this fail; but a mother-in-law in a bikini is a close second.
Not that I’m all that and a bag of chips. But I wouldn’t wear a bikini, either. At least, not out of the house.
your comment reminds me of a story our local paper did on Bikinis being popular; they interviewed some women-teens through 40′s at the local pool; one woman in her late 30′s kept telling the reporter how “I still have a great body, so why not show it off” and just obnoxious crap like that; so, on the front page of the front page they ran her pic with a lead-in for the story, except that it was a picture of her sitting at the edge of the pool, slouching over, with a few rolls lap over and her boobs looking like they were down to her belly-button; AND they placed her above quote right under the picture.
“front page of the paper” sorry the skirt picture is killing off neurons
I am torn between thinking that’s HYSTERICAL and thinking how awful the paper did that to her.
*riding the fence*
Roll up Roll up Roll up….
Welcome to todays installment of the failblog diet!
chuck wagon!
This joke seemed appropriate:
Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer’s who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said, “My penis is dead!”
The nurse kindly replied, “I’m sorry to hear that, Mr. Jones, but it happens all the time with men your age.”
The very next day, Mr. Jones came out of his room with his penis sticking out of his pants and wandered up and down the hall. The same nurse saw him and said, “Mr. Jones, I thought you told me that your penis was dead.”
He said, “I did – but today is the viewing.”
c*ck jokes are always appropriate.
and tomorrow he buries it?
(not gonna ask where)
—
This joke seemed inappropriate:
Baby’s First Doctor Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did – He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
“No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma,
but I’m glad I came.”
A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.
The husband goes first and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, “Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife’s breast.” The man follows the instructions and hits the ball 300 yards.
The wife goes next and hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says, “Try holding the club like you hold your husband’s dĆ®ck.” She swings, and the ball goes 10 yards.
The golf pro says, “Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.”
***SNORK***
where is this doctor?
*squeeze!*
I thought it was you?
*squeeze*
I believe the job title is Nursing Practitioner.
You know, you forget everything that happens in the few minutes before you go to sleep. Anyone got a hammer I could borrow?
*swinging pocketwatch*
You are getting sleepy…sleeeeepy…
Much….better….than…hamm…..*snore*
DID YOU FORGET IT YET?
Huwha?! AAAHH!! What the hell is that?!
Oops did I wake you?
*pulling out pocketwatch again*
Sleepy…you’re so sleeeeepy…
*puts self to sleep*
Sknnnnnxxxxxxxx…
You can’t keep doing this. Eventually you guys will break Chez.
Snrk! Huh-wha? Hypnotism is harmless. Won’t break anyone.
*snore*
*breaks wind*
Well, we lost JM…
*opening one eye*
Who’s playing the trombone in here?
Dude, I’m a college kid I’ve been broke for years.
SHE DOESNT HAVE UNDERWEAR :O
She HAS underwear; she’s just not wearing it today. (It doesn’t match the skirt/belt/duct tape.)
Socks don’t count?
One, two…yup, both there!
If this were a guy, a third one might be appropriate…
He’s an innie?
He’s not a win-nie!
She’s wearing underwear – it’s just hiding because it’s so embarrassed.
did it die?
Now you’re just being cheeky.
I’m such a ham.
You’d pork that?
Are you going to take that loin down?
if wurst comes to wurst
Don’t be a brat!
Sounds like someone has beef!
Not someone I’d like to meat in a dark alley.
But…but(t)…
If there were 9 1/2 more gals dressed like her, she could stage a 21-bun salute!
I think it’s a guy.
Then that kid standing in front of him/her is liable to get an eyeful!
Been reading cheap children’s books then…
That is her kid!
I was wondering the same thing, but wasn’t sure. It’s hard to tell. I’m not about to pull out the magnifying glass.
personally I would like a de-magnifying glass!
if there’s no such thing, we need to invent it.. NOW
Here’s a telescope. Just look through the wrong end… oops. Then you’d still be looking.
I was going to say, Brewski…is that REALLY something you want to know????
Btw…this was the one that gave me the dry heaves on the voting page…can’t believe it found its way here…ick!
If it is a man it might be a relative of Brewski’s, all things considered…
Maybe they should have named the town “Puyalldown” and avoided the whole tragedy.
Or “Y’allpulldown”!
Isn’t this illegal? No?! Well…it should be.
If this were in Florida, where thong bikinis are OK, then I suppose it wouldn’t be illegal…but yes, it SHOULD be. I’ve seen better hindquarters on a Clydesdale.
keeps the doctor away?
Keeps the hubby at bay.
turns straight guys gay
Ruins their whole day.
love it when you guys play.
makes my sanity fray
you don’t say!
Not going to be okay…
I’ve lost my way!
It’s a frightening display.
Please, make it go away!!
Hide it and I will pay
Looks like too many Frito-Lay.
A nickel on e-Bay?
*jumps immediately into the fray*
Let’s all say “Hey!”
Don’t think it rolls in the hay…
Or swims in the bay.
You might be able to dock it at the quay.
āŖ Sittin’ on the dock at the quay
…watchin’ the rhymes roll away āŖ
There’s a barge in the way.
Makes me think “Oy vey!”
Too long at the buffet.
she’s wearing a raspberry beret
Make it stop, I pray!
how about your pickle up her crack
now, that is disgusting.
Wow. Sandra Lee has really let herself go.
She can choke on a d*ck and die slow!
Hey, this is fun!
at least there isn’t much chance of it breeding
you can take my self respect, but you can’t take my FREEDOM!
This is terrible. I would rather eat 3 lbs of asparagus, stick a glass rod in my urethra, smash it on a table with a hammer, and then take a wicked hot piss.
If you go camping under her tartan tent, your wish will come true.
I’m gonna go bury my penis………
…..in some tartan
with oil
Jacobite!
Pardon my asking, but what does the 3 lb of asparagus have to do with anything?
There an asparagus problem I’m not aware of?
SM says he would rather “eat 3 lb of asparagus” and abuse his private parts; I am curious about how the asparagus…um…fits in. Hee.
This pic makes me question if the screeners at failblog get hazard pay.
banner ad on top of page… anyone else getting the super-tight frontal thong shots?
Thankk heavens, No.
Oh good word, I forgot to check. I really don’t intend to.
MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, Does anyone else see the ad at the bottom of the thread?
MakeAThong.com
No, I’ve got “Shop Scary Costumes” – they’ve got a lot of work to do to beat this fail.
The banner ad I’m getting is more apropos: “Scary Costumes” (for Halloween).
Didn’t Jeff Foxworthy get this one? “You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a tube top as a skirt!”
Hurray, the good old Puyallup Fair! Very family-friendly; their unwritten slogan is “Parents under 12 get a free balloon!”
And even if you pass up the coronary siren song of brick fries and 10-pound burgers, it’s still the best people zoo you’ll ever see.
That’s at the Puyallup? How can you tell?
I used to go to that almost every year. Scones, anyone?
NM, I didn’t see the caption.
Note to non-Washingtonians:
It’s pronounced “pyoo-AL-up”.
But if you have a strange sense of humor, say “pee-wallup” fairly fast and it’s hard to distinguish from the right way to pronounce it.
I pronounce it “wasilla”
blasphemy!!! we’re not that boonies, i swear!
Hey now…
Puyallup is chock full the most amusing possible combination of redneck, i.e. moderate-liberal rednecks. But generally they’re just amusing, not scary. The present example excluded, of course.
*tosses up a missing “of”*
(And just for the record, not EVERYONE in Puyallup fits that bill; just a large proportion.)
Damn it.
Hello all, how was everyone’s weekend? What the heck is this fail?
Hello! Apparently we have all been thrown in the Bun-geon.
Another cellulite-packer fails to realize her… limitations.
My eyes!! MY EYES!!
thats a fail
Are we even SURE that is a woman????
Well I, for one, certainly am not.
Don’t ask, don’t tell
Ad Banner WIN! Mine says, “More FLASH, Less CASH!” (Verizon)
tomorrow… we get the shot taken when she turned around… eeek!!!
I will not be on tomorrow… woot woot!
I just threw up in my mouth.
fuk u all
The subject of the pic speaks!
I am not surprised her name is Rocco.
Are there no Northwesterners here? Come on people….”You can do it at a trot you can do it at a gallup…….”
I wouldn’t do those hindquarters at a trot, gallup or at the rail.
Now I’m glad that I didn’t go to that.
…and WIN!!!!!1!!!!11
So there.
We cannot tolerate that!
Na toll. Dann nicht.
With a better body, this would be an ‘Ass Win’
even with a better body above, the ass would remain just as fugly.
That cracked me up….
That was just nasty not funny at all. That was wrong.
where’s my eye bleach?!?
Anyone notice the submitters fail? The WA state fair isn’t in Puyallup… it’s in Monroe. That’s the Puyallup Fair.
I noticed! Puyallup Fair I’d believe this from … in Monroe they’d stick her in with the livestock for judging.
Puyallup your skirt and be all that you can be.
OH GOD MAH EYEZ!!! THEY R BURNIN’!!!!!
Oh my god. My eyes… DEY BURN….
first!
ignorance is bliss . . .
ASS BLINDS EYE!!!
My eyes…dear god my eyes!!
Poor gal. She just got her ass handed to her. Unfortunately she didn’t have time to put it away.
Please! Have mercy! Aaaaggghhhhh…my eyes…my eyes…
Crack kills. I went to the Puyallup fair this year. I’m SOOO glad I didn’t have to witness that live :-/
ewwwwwww!
OH GOD WHY!!!!!????????
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
OMG, that is SO wrong!!! Parents — THIS is why kid’s get embarrassed!
I’m sure it was supposed to be a belt
MY EYES
Buy now and we’ll include an underwear fail at no extra charge.
I think that is a cumberbun
Have they created the technology to erase minds yet cause that would really help after seing this.
yes and it is called “drink heavily.”
HEhEhe. Shit, that’s all I’ve got.
GAH!!!!
Ack! That’s no moon!
Win. (^_^)
But if that’s no small moon, what is it? The Death Shart, or Jabba the Butt?
This is an Army recruiting booth, right? Send her to Afghanistan. Dressed like that.
Late for this but this comment is WIN
AAAAARGH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
[Insert insult here]
MmMMm, butt cleavage
now i have a reason to never go to the puyallup fair
not skirt, but ASS in it is fail
I think this is a man in a minikilt.
That’s just wrong no matter how you look at it.
OMG I have the same sweater as the girl with the blue backpack! O_O
- Why Donāt Men Have Cellulite?
- Cuz, it looks awful!
ffs my eyes already…
MY EYES>!!! ISH BURNS!!!!
Why is it never the pretty ones?
c’mon guys, admit this is HAWT!
This is the most nastiest thing I have ever seen.
that is soooo sick! and so not unusual now a days. What the F**k happened to class?!
I was stuck behind this lady and her family at the petting zoo! oooh-boy! Thank goodness my daughter was too young to notice!
Figures, of all places, in Puyallup. Just a little to far is all.
stop picking on my mom
Lets pray she doesn’t drop anything
Ok for real I took this picture and I am so glad it make it on a website. I spent about 20 mins following her around at the fair. i worked at one of the booths inside the showplex at the fair and after she passed by I had to snap this pic. I sent it to about 40 people but I never thought it would make it this far…I am very excited and thank you to whoever uploaded it on here!
I don’t think the Army wants her.
AMAZING. If you’re gonna wear a skirt so short at least put on some nik noks!!!
My daugter just said, “That takes plumber butt in a whole new direction!”
What will those kids think in the picture?
Darn I spelled my name wrong ROFL
Either get a longer skirt, or a smaller buttcrack.
Miniskirts. They’re a privilege, not a right.