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It’s Dilly and Qwaz!
They don’t look like a nurse and a robot.
You obviously haven’t seen them lately … and isn’t that suspicious.
in soviet russia robbers rob for youuuuu!!
You know, if FailBlog was Soviet Russia, people like you would have been thrown in the gulags.
in soviet russia, people like you pee on youuuuu!!
That doesn’t even make logical sense. In fact, I don’t think you’re replying to any more.
Tony’s a troll, Bondfan, a rather uncreative one.
And there’s baklava in the Balaklava room.
Is the floor made of Balaklava in the Balaklava room?
Are you talkin’ filo, buster?
Lava’s well below the bottom floor layer.
Go ahead, magma day.
Now, calm down, everybody, I’m sure we can aall come to an agreement now…
Qwaz is Dirty, I tell ya! —
molten dirt and rocks to the core
Nah, I’m sure he’s basically a good man(tle), deep down inside.
Give him a poly-seismograph.
im the combo breaka
Breakin’ the combo, breakin’ the combo…
What in the hell is that ^ about?
That is a heretofore unknown variety of troll.
Looks like Failblog will have to set a post size limit.
…disturbing…
…and now li’l s’qwerty’s been kicked to the curby…
dang, I miss all the fun.
i bet they’re black…
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tell themselves to youuuu!
i think i know them!
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes tell YOU!
not all of you, of course
No, duh, it’s Johnny. Dillys’ mask is rounder and tilted to the right.
I dunno, Jason… I’m thinking one of them looks kinda sorta like the Zodiac Killer.
Well thanks, fuzz. Now everyone knows.
Uh… I mean, LIAR!!
Hmmm… I must say, Qwaz, you look very different from what I expected. Do you want to tell me the story behind the lack of a mouth… and ears… and nose?
*Stares at Shadow*
*points to where ears would be*
*Attempts to sniff air*
*Makes various humming sounds*
hm … the old see hear no evil, speak no evil, sniff no evil defense
(now see here,^ pay no attention to that there superfluous “see” you see,
you hear?)
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a “see” change
Into something rich and strange
(That’s one of my very favo(u)rite passages!)
*squeezies*
*enthusiastic squeeze*
NO U
nah, its dick und doof.
It’s my Mom. q.q
Dude, I totally know that guy on the right!
do ya do ya do ya… know the guy on the right?
nice pics, btw, pinksy. but you look better as a blonde. oh, and your elbows are too close together.
no… its spidermans scetches…
I think I know those two…
I think I’ve seen them on the ski slope.
All in favor of a “guilty” verdict, say “eye”!
…And the eyes have it!
^ the ‘ski judge’s rendering of justice
based on evidence from …
the sketch artist’s rendering of just eyes.
When they catch these thugs it will be an eye for an eye.
impossible. everyone knows ninjas don’t ski
I knew it was them!
Those guys are always robbing houses… that’s when they’re not skiing.
O yeah this helps! xD lol Maybe you see them on the street… never know
If you catch them in your house, you’ll know they’re home invasion suspects.
That’s them, officer! The balaclavas gave them away!
The words “balaclava” and “baklava” both come lands formerly part of the Ottoman Empire.
In case anyone asks.
Correct, as always, TMI service. Baklava was the site of a famous battle in the Crimean War, and where the infamous Charge of the Light Brigade took place, as forever epitomised in Alfred Lord Tennyson’s poem “The Charge of the Light Brigade”.
Not tho’ the soldiers knew
Someone had blundered:
Theirs was not to make reply,
Theirs was not to reason why,
Theirs was but to do and dive
… in the bukkit:
Balaklava is the name of the city in Crimea (and British soldiers were provided those woolen “helmets” during that war to cope with the bitter cold.) Baklava is the Turkic sweet desert.
*rides into the bukkit of death*
Yuck. Sauerkraut and marmalade. With mayo.
Don’t get too phyllo’d up — leave some room for chopped nuts and lots of honey.
hey now… hold on there! yer beginning to sound a bit greek to me.
(“Balaclava,” by the way, is the Crimea Word of the Week.)
My comment seems to have been Half a league, half a league behind your comment, Fuzz!
LOL….
So either they’re really racist or retarded…
What happened to the classical eye masks?
They Baroque. So they had to compose themselves and substitute these classical ski masks.
Besides, eye masks are so 20th century. Total obfuscation of facial features is all the rage.
Like Michael Jackson!
And now it’s lights out for Jack-o’s lantern — he done gone and orchestrated an obfuscation of his whole musical self.
Well, you know what they say… the music industry is alleged manslaughter.
There are exceptions. I think it’s a miracle of modern chemical science that Keith Richards is still alive.
Although, looking at him, I sometimes wonder if he actually died years ago.
Wait, what? I didn’t get that memo! Can someone send it to me via telegram, plz?
What is this “geletram” of which you speak. I only know of messenger pigeon! Here, I’ll send the memo to you via Speckled Jim here! It’ll be tied to his left leg.
I’ll be on the lookout for your tasty pigeon. Yum, yum.
Yikes! Darned cats. Birds are our friends!
Unless you’re a statue.
I’ve been plastered. Does that count?
*sends LCB a stool pigeon and stone walls*
So has Keith Richards. Which is why he’s the world’s only living pickle.
FIRST
hahahahahahaha
first to lie, 2nd to cry. …
Quick form a search team!
what are my mum and dad doin on tv ?
I saw those guys in Counter-Strike! Catch them! :O
Hey! That one looks like me!! Wait…. oops!
On the road, it is rather easy to recognise two people who are wearing robbers’ masks
WTF is the fail?
oh its not their faces, so people have no chance of catching them lol
And where the heck is your face?? lol —
How did you make a “no name” username?
Hey, quit putting pictures of me online without my permission!
lolzorz, alt+255
▲
▲ ▲
(gracias, alt+255 … I’m on a Mac, but I figured it out
)
… now I can Triforce
We can always use a little more Wisdom in the world.
What Power-ful words.
No more weak Link.
I think the real fail here is that it was the “crime of the week.”
Wow, so you have the ability to recognize criminals’ faces just by their eyes? Even though the eyes’ pupils haven’t been shaded? How do you do this?!
In fact a lot of criminals have been recognized just by their eyes.
Just because you don’t understand the shape retrieval algorithm our brain uses doesn’t mean its useless.
And don’t forget there’s a context ( people may have seen these people at the mentioned time/location).
Boliche balls?
Hey its Kenny from South Park.
Hello jennifer. Have you seen Mr hanky the Christmas poo I like that one the most.
Do you know where towely ran off to?
Who is towely? Good morn/afternoon STSZ.
Wanna get high?
I have no idea what’s going on.
(south park characters theme run)
Tima!
Wow, what a great audience.
Good afternoon 5 eagles.
*squeeze*
pinsky, pinsky, pinsky… you and that naughty camera! one pic shows a little bit more than you think it does. …
At first glance it reminds me of the black and white splotches that shrinks make you look at and you tell them what you see.
The game?
ITS RORSCHACH!
I see a butterfly.
I see a hippo dancing with Gordon Brown, on top of a Ford Focus. Is that bad?
I think it points to a defect in your hippocampus, leading to an unfocused perception of the colour brown.
Or, you’re just crazy.
iron butterfly?
Twins?
of different mothers
Crow & Tom Servo?
It’s a theatrical mystery of forensic science.
ski sport people
*looks at drawings*
“Suspects are both described as being black men – no, literally, black – both of whom are bald and appear to be lacking mouths, noses, and ears. Since this suggests that the suspects were able to pull off their crime without talking, listening, or even breathing, they are considered highly dangerous. If seen, police urge you to use extreme caution and do not approach them. Instead, call 3333 immediately.”
there are baldy black people disguised usin white make up on the ayes zone
…
Yes.
Would you Swanee to that, sonny?
(you can say just “ayes,” if you do)
first
I have seen them next to my house!
*̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡*̡͌l̡*
Just so ya all know
Wow, I commented on myself three times
Friggin’ Awesome Guy? Why, thank you, but you might want to choose a different acronym next time, because it has connotations you might not understand.
Wow, he Failed At that Game.
It’s okay, I’m sure he’ll eventually Acquire Some Sense.
One hopes.
I HATE U SHADOW
I doubt it.
*squeeze*
might be fun if he did… then we could apply a lit match.
or a propane torch.
Dam….
Player “Shadow” was P\/\/|\||)
HEADSHOT!
Could “Phale” Please stop Commenting! Nobody LIKES YOU!
lol, I just insulted myself under a different name!
Cries, I like how people will reply to Shadow BUT THEY WONT TALK ABOUT ME! I HATE BLOGS
Yes, because Shadow is capable of producing witty, intelligent and entertaining comments, whereas you seem to be churning out meaningless, idiotic, crude posts that make no contribution to the fail whatsoever.
.
Oh, and it’s “Christ”, not “Cries”.
No, I churn out meaningless idiotic posts, too. It’s just that my meaningless, idiotic posts are spelled correctly. If you guys think they’re funny for some reason, that’s your fault.
I am at fault. ha!
8 in a row
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
SHUT UP INTERNETZ
hey those are the guys that stole my holloween costume last year and the ones that holded up that walmart
nice…
“All Cretans are liars.” ~Epimenides of Crete
the right one looks like a retard
Lennie’s always getting himself into trouble.
would the other one be ziggy?
If one of them was Marty Feldman it would have been less of a fail.
haha, this one is hilarious!!
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Freebie must be a jukebox hero.
hey! i know the one on the left he went to my school do i get a reward?
Now theyre planning the crime of the
centuryweek.Well, what will it be?
Theft of your apostrophe, it seems.
Don’t worry, we know what who took it looks like.
Read all about their schemes and adventuring…yes it’s well worth the fee *ahem* google search
“Schemes and adventuring”? Why am I reminded of “The Pinky and the Brain”?
I don’t know why this wouldn’t be helpful. How often do people get robbed by earless reverse pandas?
too often, it appears.
crime of the week….lol
maybe they’re chimney swifts and partners in grime
What prize do you win for Crime of the Week?
You win a date with luckyboy.
The suspects have successfully avoided identification. Isn’t that a Suspect WIN?
Thats what ur mom was saying last night when she was making TOAST!
That right, TOAST!
Toast that I was going to EAT!
In your BED!
Now when you go to sleep, crumbs will be all over your BED!
Mwahahahaha
HA!
Just wait til Halloween night and they might have a chance finding these guys. Or maybe even 50 of them but still…
oh my…things here are getting better and better
WHO ASKED YOU?
That narrows it down to everyone in the world.
not I; I don’t wear a mask.
and if we put a match to your arse, you’ll be smokin’
Aha! Ninja’s do exist!
I’VE SEEN THOSE DUDES!
On a related note, I once laughed to see a gas station that sold ski masks at the front counter.
that’s not really funny… i mean, they used all the evidence they had to go on.
oh, haha! it’s not very much at all! yeah, see, no. not funny.
Must be CNN
they should be easy to find, they will stand out in a crowd.
haha.i live this site! ill feature this onmy blog soon
they are really cute! lol!
I think the one on the left is my dad
Golly! I think it is!
I know these two!
Hmm, yeah because the bad guys run around with ski masks on like in cartoons.
Oh no! I’ve been found out!
I know those guys!
That is my favorite fail! picture. lol
Oh shit, that’s me.
Firefly from Cobra?!
Its fail because there is no point in drawing there faces if you cant even see them, because there covered by ski masks
omg i know those pople .. bad boys they never think i mean who cant identify them?
i think that he’s the Osama, and the other i dont know hahaha
Only in Columbus, Ohio would they be stupid enough to do this.
(I believe this is the second time I’ve seen WBNS here on FAIL Blog… the other time is the weatherman/penis picture.)
Hey, wait a minute! The guy on the right looks familiar! Yeah, I saw him at the 7 Eleven yesterday!
I recognize the guy on the left man~ he looks like that skier i saw yesterday and theres huis party and there he is, no there he is, no there he is no there he is, OMG…………..HES A CLONE!!!!!!!11!!!11111!!!!!!!!!
wtf, i don´t know if that pic. help on something XD
reminds me of christmas
sorprise! spy gentlemen…
центрифугат зеленый лазер в России.