Comments on: Sign Fail http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:08:20 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: marina http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-735488 marina Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:57:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-735488 центрифугат <a href="http://laserlens.ru" rel="nofollow">зеленый лазер</a> 545 нанометр. центрифугат зеленый лазер 545 нанометр.

]]> By: Danbala http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-635336 Danbala Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:11:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-635336 Sorry for not even attempting to be funny, but isn't this a sign in the Tower of London? I <i>think</i> I recognise it (and it's funny live too)... Sorry for not even attempting to be funny, but isn’t this a sign in the Tower of London? I think I recognise it (and it’s funny live too)…

]]> By: Claudis http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-632492 Claudis Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:40:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-632492 Soldier "The prisoner has just come out of his coma" Prisoner "The last thing i remember was a bang. S$?% your the enemy" Soldier "What was your mission? Prisoner "I'll never tell you anything. Soldier 2 "We have ways of making you talk" Prisoner "Oh noes. I can't feel my legs" Soldier. " F@%&, S$?%, Hell & Heck" Soldier 2 "Maybe we need a better method than toe tickle torture!" Soldier “The prisoner has just come out of his coma”
Prisoner “The last thing i remember was a bang. S$?% your the enemy”
Soldier “What was your mission?
Prisoner “I’ll never tell you anything.
Soldier 2 “We have ways of making you talk”
Prisoner “Oh noes. I can’t feel my legs”
Soldier. ” F@%&, S$?%, Hell & Heck”
Soldier 2 “Maybe we need a better method than toe tickle torture!”

]]> By: Hana http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-631875 Hana Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:15:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-631875 Given the silliness of the comment, they could know that and be joking. At least I hope they're either joking or not breeding. Given the silliness of the comment, they could know that and be joking. At least I hope they’re either joking or not breeding.

]]> By: Hana http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-631872 Hana Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:14:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-631872 NOW- you will stay in the comfy chair until lunchtime with only a cup of coffee at eleven!!! NOW- you will stay in the comfy chair until lunchtime with only a cup of coffee at eleven!!!

]]> By: Hana http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-631871 Hana Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:14:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-631871 I want to buy a hedgehog just so that I can name it spiny norman. I want to buy a hedgehog just so that I can name it spiny norman.

]]> By: tehtoans http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-631564 tehtoans Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:38:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-631564 What a relief for the disabled! =)) What a relief for the disabled! =))

]]> By: grue http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-631393 grue Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:32:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-631393 It's a sad sad day when S&M brothals have to put up health warnings. It’s a sad sad day when S&M brothals have to put up health warnings.

]]> By: CreativeChic http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-630694 CreativeChic Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:06:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-630694 Me three!!! Me three!!!

]]> By:   http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-630649   Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:12:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-630649 WTF? torture sign is G-Rated? WTF? torture sign is G-Rated?

]]> By: Feel_good http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629950 Feel_good Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:17:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629950 well thats not fair. People in wheelchairs should have the same right to be tortured as the rest of us. well thats not fair. People in wheelchairs should have the same right to be tortured as the rest of us.

]]> By: Wheelbutt http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629839 Wheelbutt Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:02:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629839 Ha! Enjoy your torture, small bathroom stalls, and crappy parking walkies! Ha!
Enjoy your torture, small bathroom stalls, and crappy parking walkies!

]]> By: Kristopher http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629580 Kristopher Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:57:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629580 You assume that failblog has any standards ... You assume that failblog has any standards …

]]> By: Bob http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629459 Bob Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:02:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629459 Wheelchair races use separate bathrooms. Especially right BEFORE the race. Wheelchair races use separate bathrooms. Especially right BEFORE the race.

]]> By: Umm... Something? http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629224 Umm... Something? Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:30:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629224 Me too. Me too.

]]> By: Stryde http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629207 Stryde Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:20:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629207 I'll let you all know that I come to failblog for the fail, but I stay for the comments. I’ll let you all know that I come to failblog for the fail, but I stay for the comments.

]]> By: keithybabes http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629191 keithybabes Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:03:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629191 No, they've already been tortured in the torture chamber. That's why they're in wheelchairs... No, they’ve already been tortured in the torture chamber. That’s why they’re in wheelchairs…

]]> By: Rolo http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629187 Rolo Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:26:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629187 no more than one torture at the time no more than one torture at the time

]]> By: Davian Wolfe http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629182 Davian Wolfe Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:47:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629182 Country or county? Country would be England though most are derelict, and county would be round Yorkshire, plus the have some lovely hills. (Shameless England Tourism Plug) and then you get to spend the night out getting drunk and rowdy with your friends in a lovely spot along side the river and then retire to your hotel wondering what the next glorious windy, wet, cold, bone-chilling day will bring ;) Country or county? Country would be England though most are derelict, and county would be round Yorkshire, plus the have some lovely hills. (Shameless England Tourism Plug) and then you get to spend the night out getting drunk and rowdy with your friends in a lovely spot along side the river and then retire to your hotel wondering what the next glorious windy, wet, cold, bone-chilling day will bring ;)

]]> By: Bri http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629159 Bri Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:51:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629159 WIN for wheelchair users = no torture for them! WIN for wheelchair users = no torture for them!

]]> By: AL http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629151 AL Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:06:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629151 Handicapped Win! Handicapped Win!

]]> By: Redneck_Rebel http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629146 Redneck_Rebel Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:31:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629146 Damn, that must be a huge bottle of apple juice! Damn, that must be a huge bottle of apple juice!

]]> By: Fail Fan http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629135 Fail Fan Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:41:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629135 Fail blog's standards are declining in my opinion... Fail blog’s standards are declining in my opinion…

]]> By: Sean Arenas http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629125 Sean Arenas Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:10:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629125 I realized that myself (that it was a sign at a castle in England) the moment I saw it! I shouted to my girlfriend and asked where we might have seen this sign, she says, "England?" It was 5 years ago otherwise I would have remembered the castle name as you did, good job! I also have a picture of it and the torture chamber :) I realized that myself (that it was a sign at a castle in England) the moment I saw it! I shouted to my girlfriend and asked where we might have seen this sign, she says, “England?” It was 5 years ago otherwise I would have remembered the castle name as you did, good job! I also have a picture of it and the torture chamber :)

]]> By: Get This!!! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629097 Get This!!! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:44:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629097 Glorious WIN! Glorious WIN!

]]> By: Lokust http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-629015 Lokust Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:40:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-629015 I'm pretty sure this is at Medieval Times. I’m pretty sure this is at Medieval Times.

]]> By: Kristopher http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628994 Kristopher Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:09:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628994 Sorry, but there is only one punishment here in Castle Anthrax. Sorry, but there is only one punishment here in Castle Anthrax.

]]> By: Cardinal Ximinez of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628973 Cardinal Ximinez of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:19:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628973 I think you accidenty your England. I think you accidenty your England.

]]> By: fuzz on the racy construct http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628972 fuzz on the racy construct Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:18:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628972 *waves the checkered flag for bigred* *waves the checkered flag for bigred*

]]> By: TerminatorT http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628970 TerminatorT Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:17:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628970 lol, i think it england lol, i think it england

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628969 Someone Nicer than Jenny... Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:15:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628969 Submit it to both... Submit it to both…

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628968 Someone Nicer than Jenny... Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:13:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628968 ShadowSniperDude - Not everybody in a wheelchair is paralyzed (goofball) and some wheelchair users do play sports! This was an incredibly stupid list-but at least you got #3 right. ShadowSniperDude – Not everybody in a wheelchair is paralyzed (goofball) and some wheelchair users do play sports! This was an incredibly stupid list-but at least you got #3 right.

]]> By: Wimpf http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628966 Wimpf Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:10:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628966 hot. hot.

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628965 Someone Nicer than Jenny... Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:10:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628965 Now you start to understand Nascar's dirty little secret. Now you start to understand Nascar’s dirty little secret.

]]> By: Cardinal Ximinez of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628962 Cardinal Ximinez of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:03:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628962 She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch…THE COMFY CHAIR!

]]> By: Malisyn http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628961 Malisyn Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:01:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628961 Hmm, I thought I'd seen a sign like that in Medieval Times too. Hmm, I thought I’d seen a sign like that in Medieval Times too.

]]> By: Cardinal Ximinez; Yes it's me! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628960 Cardinal Ximinez; Yes it's me! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:58:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628960 And if you do not confess, we shall have to poke you with the soft squishy cushions! Did you bunch it all up in one corner? And if you do not confess, we shall have to poke you with the soft squishy cushions!

Did you bunch it all up in one corner?

]]> By: 5 eagles/5Finches/1fox/6cats/high5/owl C.C.C. http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628958 5 eagles/5Finches/1fox/6cats/high5/owl C.C.C. Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:53:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628958 I love castles never seen one in real life but it is my dream to go across the big pond and visit. Which country has the most castle, anyone? I love castles never seen one in real life but it is my dream to go across the big pond and visit. Which country has the most castle, anyone?

]]> By: Jon; Yes it's me! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628957 Jon; Yes it's me! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:53:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628957 But first, the marathon for incontinents.. And...they're off and..straight into the loo! These must be the weakest bladders I've ever seen. But first, the marathon for incontinents..

And…they’re off and..straight into the loo! These must be the weakest bladders I’ve ever seen.

]]> By: Gumbies of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628956 Gumbies of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:53:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628956 Nobody expects the Sp - *"THE END" appears on screen* Oh, bugger! Nobody expects the Sp –
*”THE END” appears on screen*
Oh, bugger!

]]> By: Cardinal Insertnamehere; Yes it's me! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628955 Cardinal Insertnamehere; Yes it's me! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:46:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628955 Uh..nobody...(expects!)...nobody expects..the..uh..spanish..(inquisition!)..inquisiton. Uh..nobody…(expects!)…nobody expects..the..uh..spanish..(inquisition!)..inquisiton.

]]> By: Gumbies of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628954 Gumbies of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:44:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628954 And now, a sketch about ARCHITECTS!!! ARCHITECTS!!! *points upwards* And now, a sketch about ARCHITECTS!!! ARCHITECTS!!!

*points upwards*

]]> By: hamburglar007 http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628953 hamburglar007 Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:44:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628953 Sounds like this is a handicap accessible fail to me. Sounds like this is a handicap accessible fail to me.

]]> By: Cardinal Ximenez of the Spanish Inquisition, 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628951 Cardinal Ximenez of the Spanish Inquisition, 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:40:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628951 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.

]]> By: The Spanish Inquisition; Yes it's me! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628950 The Spanish Inquisition; Yes it's me! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:39:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628950 TAKE DE FLOWERS AND ARRANGE DEM IN DE JAR! NICELY! TAKE DE FLOWERS AND ARRANGE DEM IN DE JAR!

NICELY!

]]> By: Dr. Gumby MD of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628949 Dr. Gumby MD of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:35:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628949 I'M GOING TO OPERATE!!! *wields hacksaw haphazardly* I’M GOING TO OPERATE!!!

*wields hacksaw haphazardly*

]]> By: The Spanish Inquisition; Yes it's me! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628948 The Spanish Inquisition; Yes it's me! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:34:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628948 Give the rack...<pre>oh dear..</pre>..a turn!! Give the rack… 
oh dear..

..a turn!!

]]> By: toshiTheTree http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628947 toshiTheTree Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:30:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628947 It should say: Torture Chamber Unsuitable for Anyone It should say:

Torture Chamber
Unsuitable for
Anyone

]]> By: LunaLenore http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628946 LunaLenore Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:27:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628946 No! You cannot deny wheelchair users the right to get tortured! What if they want to be horribly mutilated? No! You cannot deny wheelchair users the right to get tortured! What if they want to be horribly mutilated?

]]> By: Brain Speshulist!; Yes it's me! http://failblog.org/2009/10/04/sign-fail-19/#comment-628945 Brain Speshulist!; Yes it's me! Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:26:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=26691#comment-628945 IT'LL HAVE TO COME OUT! WUT? OF MY HED? YES! IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!
WUT? OF MY HED?
YES!

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