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Who’s at home watching their parents?!
They fit just fine in that hole!
Out one hole, into another?
Their plans are full of holes.
At least they are forthright with their illegal activies…
..
The ultimate FAIL!
Chicago Olympics 2016 Rejection Reaction
In soviet Russia babies make youuuu!!
I believe you where looking for;
In Soviet Russia, children work youuuu!!
What the heck fuzzzotc are you going for a record in being first on all the fails LMAO. Put my name on the next fail and people will not suspect anything.
He’s only doing this to provide a witty and thoughtful start to the comments section. This was once Velvet’s job, and I must say she did an excellent job keeping away the “F1RST!” trolls.
…and he does it well. He does it very, very well.
Nick fail !!
Looks like It’s back at it again.
PLEASE WAIT — these workers will be of legal labor age eventually.
And that’s what… 5?
The early days of “Men at Work”?
It’s a mistake.
Could this sign be from down under?
The Great Barrier can’t-get-no-REliEF?
Well don’t be so ‘kranke.
Or perhaps that’s a Nike factory.
Hansel and Grettle’s bakery. That’s why there’s so much gas piped in.
Which reminds me, we should allow child labour in first world countries again, it would get the economy rolling…
lmao
*putting shnub’s ass back on*
*Puts ass on backwards*?
…And I thought it was just noses that were shnubby.
if you put it on incorrectly, they’ll need another pipe to get the gas out.
those kids should be “Grate”-ful they have jobs
They all float.
Water you talking about.
Just blowing off steam.
*SNORK!*
Oh my.
Of course there are children at work. You don’t really expect that a full size construction worker would fit into that small space, do you?
Read “The Water Babies” by Charles Kingsley.
Midgets could. But I think children will be better workers. Longer arms.
…Here is the news. Pedobear was arrested last night, and has been charged on 3,458,111 counts of under age sexual harrasment and assault.
I’m sorry, Breaking News, Alien beings have landed on the earth and are beginning to destroy civilisation as we know it. Here at the BBC, we want to know your opinion on this, perhaps you live on earth or know someone who does, but clickie for more details.
That’s Numberwang!
And now for our next round, made up numbers. Julie?
“Shinty six”
“Sorry, that is in fact a real number, as in the popular saying ‘I only have shinty six days to live’ Now just time for one quick last word from Frank in Number Corner!”
“That’s Numberw*nk!”
“It’s Numberwang”
“F*CK!”
And now, let’s rotate the board!
*contestants slowly rotate, revealing startled BBC News presenter*
It’s pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove.
*zooms by on a
bikehorse, looking relaxed and idly painting a picture*“Ah, not long now, the russians will be crushed soon.”
“Yes, Hans… I’ve been thinking…are we the bad guys?”
“What?”
“Well, it’s just that..we have skulls..on our hats..”
“On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it’s the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!”
“And my trusty sidekick, ginger!”
Thousands and thousands of hours of football, each more climactic than the last! Constant, dizzying, twenty-four hour, yearlong, endless football! Every kick of it massively mattering to someone, presumably. Watch it all, all here, all the time, forever, it will never stop, the football is official going on forever! It will never be finally decided who has won the football! There is still everything to play for, and forever to play it in! Watch the Football! Keep Looking at the Football! It’s Going to Move…
He has become..a nuisance..I want him…taken care of…
Do you mean murder him? Because last time you said ‘let’s hope he meets with an accident’ and we waited around hoping for something to happen, so i though we decided to stop this talk about nuisances and taking care.
Very well. Deal with the Bond…situation
Should we kill him?
Yes, just f*cking kill him then!
Waiter: Are you ready to order, Sir?
Henry: Sorry mate. Haven’t really had a look yet. But, ehm, can we have a bottle of your house reds to be going on with?
Waiter: “Mate”? “The house red”? “To be going on with”? Where the hell do you think you are?
Henry: Sorry?
Waiter: Do you even know what the house red is? Are you even an expert on wine? Because if you are not, I don’t know on what basis you venture to order it.
Henry: Sorry. What happened to the friendly Australian girl that used to work here?
Waiter: She’s gone, Sir. They’ve all gone. And we’re back.
Henry: Who?
Waiter: The incredibly posh people who are still unaccountably waiters. And I’m afraid we’ve changed the rules.
Henry: Well, we’d still like to order.
Waiter: I saw you in here last week. I saw you drinking your soup. I saw you blowing and slurping and dunking your bread. We were watching you on our monitors in the kitchen. And we all thought you were a dick.
night all, anyways!
You come here with your internet assembled opinion, and we all think you are a b!tch.
At least leave a pound for the upkeep!
little children, you can’t see them?
I bet the children got to work by the means shown in this fail.
http://failblog.org/2009/05/08/serious-parenting-fail/
I wonder if there is a sign in the neighborhood that says: Slow Down. Parents at Play.
What I’m wondering is, what are we supposed to be waiting to do? …
“Please wait, the dark damp hole in the side of the building will be open again soon.”
Must be the Primark basement
no. but they are there, unseen, hard at work with playdough.
THAT IS A GRATE FAIL
Ya and it is not grating on my nerves.
Just pieces of opinion.
ya testing one 3
the children should be grateful they have a job!!
testing new avatar.
fail!
Wow. We’re all squished in here.
Yeah. I kinda like it.
Shadow, you seem to have 2 different avatars: Your avatar is the same on the comments page, but in the recent comments box, you’re a cowboy riding into the sunset. I quite like the latter.
It’s all the cowboy/sunset to me, on the page and in the recent comments..
Clear your cache, Jon, and then refresh the page. You’ll see it. Trust me. I know things….
uh oh… danger, will robinson!
So do I, actually. I went hunting for a new avvy yesterday in the hopes that I could find a picture of a cowboy with “fall colors”
… and I find this little gem. I love it.
I especially love the trees in the back ground. I don’t know why, they just provide a really good backdrop for the picture.
*sigh* I’m such a photography nerd.
Like the new avatar, Shadow. It’s shiny!
Isn’t it, though?
Now all you need are some pearl-handled revolvers and you’ll be stylin’.
Pfft, I already got more style than I know what to do with.
*OT snorkroffle*
Surreal conversation of the day:
Shadow: *walks into the bathroom*
Shadow’s Little Brother: Hey! I’m trying to go potty!
S: Wow, okay, sorry. Let me know when you’re done. *closes door, walks back into bedroom*
*silence for about thirty seconds…*
LB: *from bathroom* I hear something in my brain.
Wadufah?
Gray cells dividing?
Schizophrenia, most likely. Great, that’s just what I need. A schizophrenic 5-year-old who lives with me.
Who else could fit in the sewers?
small people or little people or skinny people or aliens or fairys.
Or, to be politically correct,
Vertically challenged people or horizontally challenged people or possible life forms on other planets or non-existant entities.
Or people far away.
I am horizontally challenged – 5 ft tall. I know, I know, that sounds like a vertical problem until I tell you that my side seems blew and I am 10 ft wide.
Yabbut… I’m from Mars. *raspberry*
mmmmm! I didn’t know Mars had a rasberry candy!
Mmhmm. And lickable wallpaper, too. It comes in strawberry and schnozzberry flavor.
Schnozzberries? Whoever heard of a schnozzberry?
I will make a house of all berries on mars.
*slaps LGB*
I hope you get pulled down a waste chute by squirrels, you insolent child! Everyone knows what snozzberries are.
I’ve been waiting now for six hours, but not much work is being done here yet.
And what have you being doing with your time Aja? directing traffic for the children?
This one made me giggle.
This is why good MEN are out of work!
“Shuddup, son, it builds character. Now put your respirator on and get back in there.”
…”I don’t care what you smell!”
…”I know you want a break, but when you start to feel the burn means it is starting to work. So continue…”
The road to success is always under construction.
~Paul Harvey
I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.
~ Cliff Fadiman
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get.
~Forest Gump (Played by Tom Hanks)
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
~ Douglas Adams
Where’s Norm? ~ Cliff Claven
Interesting serendipity – about to meet John Ratzenberger.
Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground…and miss. ~ Douglas Adams
Well, falling is learning to cope with the failure of flying
Damn, don’t want to grow up in THAT country!!!
The oompa loompah’s might disagree with you there.
*puts on Grammar SS Uniform*
Sorry sauer kraut, that should either be:
“The oompah loompahs
might disagree with you there”
or
“The Oompah Loompah’s might
disagrees with you there”
Sorry.
Since everyone is changing their avatars and all…
everyone?
Humor Appreciation Fail – a FAIL blog regular feature.
*sigh*
Anybody regular here?
I’m kinda strange, myself.
Not nearly as strange as some of the neighbors. ^
I’m here, Judy dear, but only just.
It’s pretty desolate this evening. I was about to sign off and read or, rather, listen to a book.
I keep a tab open for the blog just to keep an eye on the place. I probably won’t even read what’s up there ^^ unless a new conversation draws me to it.
Enjoy your quiet evening. *squeeze*
There’s nothing up there worth the effort. Save your time and go play Bejeweled!
*squeeze*
…poor children. They should play Bejeweld instead
LOL BORED WORKERS
Child labour
Only in china
Always in China.
Stays in China.
school drop-out fail
*glances at clock* … so, apparently the world is failing Failblog by not experiencing fails in the presence of a sadist wielding a camera …
I’m pretty certain this sign is at Legoland Windsor, in the UK.
NO FAIL
No, it’s actually in a school parking lot in the US. So no fail, technically, but out of context it looks very wrong
-kel, the chick who took and submitted the picture
Children Labour? Someone oughta tell them that’s a wee bit illegal.
First!@
BASEMENT XD
children kidding at the hole
Well, it’s good to see the little brats doing something productive for once instead of sucking up someone’s time.
That is why commas are important
please wait children, at work
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