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Extreme see saw!
What happen.
In Vegas, stay-s
Don’t pick on the little guy… WHITE LEGS??
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Found Jennifer getting romanced for one of yer dailys…Ryan
in conmmunist russia boats ride youuuuu!!!|11
You misspelled sea sore.
I Shore did!
She misspells see saw by the sea shore?!?
*nods*
Though he packed a peck of pickled peppers in that pedalo
Turns out he could chuck wood at a wood chuck too, and he would chuck wood at a woodchuck, but should he chuck wood at a woodchuck?
Yes, but how much, and will it be carried in a red or a yellow lorry?
The pile was about this wide by yae high. Woodchuck crapped itself.
It was almost as funny as the time he made bitter batter with bitter butter. Better butter would have made the batter better.
Did you watch then?
And if two witches were watching two watchers, which witch would watch which watcher?
No, I was watching tweedle beetles paddle battle in a bottle in a puddle, it was a tweetle beetle paddle puddle bottle battle.
Then Dr Seuss came and arrested me for stealing his stuff and the wicked witch wished it could watch the watchers watching me.
Oh dear, should I call the police for your peeping tom issue?
Or do you need a doctor, If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
Naw, they only went to Mrs. Smith’s Fish Sauce Shop.
I was watching many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight…it was mighty nice…
Like your avatar k@tcf. Who is the gorgeous woman?
err, me, on a photo shoot for my hubbys shop two years ago, tis a tad pixellated, meh!
Granted, it’s a fuzzy low-res pic, but you still look really cute in it.
*squeeze*
Oh wait, were you one of the ones that finds “cute” offensive? Substitute “attractive” or similar word, if so.
Meh I don’t mind cute so much, it makes me feel younger!
Reason it is low res…. my work comp doesn’t hold any of my photos, so I have to nick them back off the sites they are published on! When the hubby has stopped arseing about on the home PC I will redo it, till then I shall be fuzzy!
Last sentence K@tcf you are not fuzzy he is not here right now he is sick.
Ooh, a genuine fail boat.
WOW FIRST !!!!
no your not
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!
Welcome to the Tifatnic!
I’m flying, Jack!! I’m flying!
Jack’s sinking, glub, glub, glub.
“I wash ma self with a rag on a stick”
The biggest fail here is that they went out that far like that
That’s more of an achievement. That kid’d be a great captain.
Actually, there are two people…
or a really tall kid!
hahahahaha
holy cow
I like these heavy duty fails.
Those two girls in the water are whores!
I like whores
You shouldn’t talk about your mom like that.
That’s what she said.
“All hands on deck I repeat all hands on deck!
Who’s Deck and why are we touching him?
You can’t touch Deck. Can’t touch him.
whose deck are you grabbing and why?
O Gawd, I hope he’s not giving himself a navel tickle…
I could use that dude for may car. Put him in the back seat and get some 3-wheel motion without the need for hydrolics.
My car, not may car. Man, spelling fail.
Popping a wheely.
Wet coat style?
I read this as West Coast style and totally bought it until I realized it wasn’t.
*goes to wash eyeballs*
If it were West Coast style, it would be one Wales of a wheely!
Free Wheely?
*goes to corner*
Note to self….Lay off the Twinkies.
Note to self: Don’t eat. Ever.
*gives fluffly a plateful of chocolate chip cookies*
*drools*
Cookies
*attempts to look starved*
*makes another batch for k@*
Just for you!!!! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
*noms excitedly*
Ohhh still warm!
*shares out*
*takes cookie. is too happy in the morning. runs about. hits wall. hurts eye, again*
Damn!
*noms cookie while blind*
*makes fluffy a tasty sandwich*
The urge just hit me, I can’t explain why!
*bakes lasagna for fluffy*
Mmmmmm… *salivates*
Who gets this cherry cheesecake? Fluffy?
I don’t like cheesecake anything plus today is about feeding fluffy.
I’ll make tea!
I can’t believe no one came out with the obligatory “I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat” comment yet.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat
Is this obligatory for every fail? We have a lot of catching up to do
√ *logs in notebook*
Not a boat – a katamaran. You propel it by pedalling.
It is not a catamaran- It is a pedalo, catamarans are 2 hulled boats.
Suppose it could be a catamaran pedalo, but it is still a boat!
Where they are most widely used – former Soviet Union countries, they are called catamarans. ‘Nuff said.
My bad, the English spelling is catamaran, not katamaran…sorry.
You misspelled Bananaman.
Acacia haven’t noticed….
29!
You reckon Eric showed Charlotte the Harlot his banana?
This is 29 Acacia Road. And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action!
Any relationship to Charlie the Unicorn, aka the Banana King?
Charllliiieee!!! It’s a bridge, Charlie!
Shunnnnnnnnn! Shunnnnnn the non-believer!
Squuueeeeze!!! Squeeeeeeeze the butter cow!!!
*SqueezesTheButterCow*
*gets fat*
Ow…
*dips chocolate chip cookies in butter and noms*
Cookies…in butter??
*ponders*
*squeezes Brewski and Leila*
*gets fat back*
Awwww…I was doing so good, too…
My mom puts butter on everything. And she puts it on so thick I get queasy just watching. She butters her pizza, even! :p
Lets go to Caaaandy Moooountaaaain!
Bananaman? Where?
*see bananaman enter and do the pb&j song*
Nice fail.
“Arctic Monkey”???
*isn’t sure how to record this in the logbook*
I suggest you find your missing Ski. I’ll start a new entry in the logbook.
With an asterisk perhaps?
I bet that you look good on the dance floor.
♪ “Fat man in a little boat”♪
Argh!
OK, who replied to their own moderated comment?!
You?
Heh heh! Comment threading fail!
See what?
See that my pants have been missing. But I got them on now!
That’s what happens when I hurry out the door in the morning. It’s a good thing I had my emergency pair handy.
Since you are going to lose them today, I think you should just make it a point to never wear any again. I mean, what is the point?
Would Gracie be upset?
Totally upset. She wouldn’t be able to steal them if I didn’t wear any.
“Captain! I can’t keep ‘er up! I just can’t!”
I need more power, Scotty!! Move all the dilithium crystals to the starboard side!!
♫ If you wanna ride, don’t ride the white boat ♫
So voting worked. I remember voting for this one.
*nods*
I voted it for it too.
Ditto!
Fritto!
fritter?
glitter?
*titter*
I’m not sure what you mean by “voting worked.” A few days ago, this fail had a thumbs up to thumbs down ratio of 22 to 1 (in other words 22 times more people voted for it than against it). But on the very next page, there was one that had an approval ratio of 29 to 1. And elsewhere on the voting pages, there are fail pictures that have an approval of more than 100 to 1 … but this !mage making fun of a large person in a little boat was chosen instead of those.
Stop being such a fuzzy duddy!
*squeeze*
It’s all water weight.
His water retention,
Stood the boat to attention,
And began their ascension?
Much to his apprehension,
He admits his constipation
For absolute ascension realization.
Thus causing tension,
Worthy of mention
It’s beyond comprehension,
Why he’s not in detention.
(trust him to bring a paddle-less boat to a tweedle beetle paddle puddle bottle battle, he’ll be bitter about being battered by the seashore for sure)
He’s just big-boned!!
I always love to hear that argument.
I call it cake retention!
As much cake as we eat here, I believe it.
Today I am mainly suffering from cookie retention….and will not apologise for having curvy bits!
haha The boat got owned
I reckon it was hired,
Although it is now highered.
Is it me or are his legs lighter than the rest of HIM?
what’s his cap size?
*slaps granny*
It’s impolite to ask that of a rotund man.
but what is it?
*eagerly awaits another slap*
*squeeze!*
New science experiment for school kids! Will the man capsize the boat, or will the water in his system help keep his side afloat. Go forth and investigate.
are there two people on the other side of the boat. it sure looks like it. if so that is one heavy dude.
FAT KID IS FAT! Parenting fail.
*squeeze*
*joins CCC in da boat*
No, GENERAL ALLOWED!!!
OVERLOADING IS A NO-NOO!!
I dont think this is much of a fail. More of a camera trick. Look at the horizon and its obvious that the picture is just taken on an angle so it appears that the boat is too. Its just altering the viewers perspective
He looks like a romanian gypsy or so called “cocalar” but ….there’s no gold jewels hanging on his neck.
I looked at the horizon. I also looked at the waterline of the boat, and the two bows. See how the starboard bow is way out of the water, and the port stern is only a couple of inches from going under? That’s severely unbalanced loading.
ditto – rotate the photo around a little and the boat isn’t tipping very much. Fail @ failing.
haha faaaat people
Time for someone to tell them not to rock the boat!
I know that guy o-o
Wonder if the guy was ticked when he saw the picture snapped? Doesn’t really matter, not like he could chance them with that anchor on board.
how long can it keep balance