Parents + Kids + Drugs = FAIL

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WTF?!?
fuuuuuu
ck
AT LEAST they taught the kid to share…
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Hockey Goalie Fail
thats right Billy sharing is caring.
OM NOM NOM NOM MINE!
*dies due to drug abuse*
WOW, i guess taking care of coked up kids musta been hell…
Nah, they gave them quaaludes at snack time. Brought ‘em right down.
HAHA!!!
lol!!
frist
frost
frack
fried
fail
Hey you guys want some candy???
nose candy
hard candy
Candy makes me hard
only if you have some baking soda
At least they taught him to share…….
‘This is how we ski the slope, cut the dope, snort the coke, in the mooorning’
She don’ lie, she don’ lie, she don’ lie. Candy.
The kid was diabetic. He got his sugar rush in other ways.
L0L
WIN
Cocaine…
ABC easy as 123!
I WANT CANDY!!! Mornin’ guys, Qasim Masoum died…
Who died> Qasim Masoum?
Watch this…
Sadly, this actually happened. :\
yeah, sad… too sad to be funny. somebody’s mommy and daddy need my size 12 up their keisters.
I’ll hold ‘em down and make it easy for you.
LOL Damn that kid must be doin work no offence cant speel i know but kids probly black
Say what???
like… wow… what a racist mofo you are… where the hell are the racist mofo beaters?
Here! *starts to kick Loading…’s racist mofo ass*
Your main problem isn’t ’speeling’. It’s ignorance.
and you are probably retarded
Damn libbies .
Next you’ll be saying the Earth looks like a ball , instead of a coin .
Racist bastard. Get your head out of your
Racist bastard. Must be talking out of your @$$.
Sorry for the errors, my old computer is being weird again.
Oh boy, that can’t be good. That’s not sugar in da’ kool aid huh?
My teacher always said “have you brought enough for everybody” when i brought candy to school.
So this kid is just doing as instructed.
Hah. Kid accidentally caught Dad having his fix of cocaine. Kid asks, “What’s that, daddy?” Dad tells him it’s just candy, and “don’t tell mommy, it’s our little secret,” since Mom happened to be strict on dental health.
Kid craves for candy, finds his dad’s cocaine and takes it to school with him.
At least he knows how to share.
Must have been Show and Sell day.
Whoot!
Wonder if the school has one of those moronic “ZERO TOLERANCE” policies. Poor kid would have been hauled off in a police car, no questions asked.
What’s wrong with sharing? You’re supposed to do that
Hey, it’s Jersey. What did you expect?
ZING!
The kid shared. Being well raised WIN.
Well raised except for the drugs that happened to be within his reach.
ITS CANDY ALRIGHT, THEY BOTH DO SAME THING, MAKE U GO CRAZY AND THEN CRASH
Breaking news!
trenton, holla back!
Anyone who regularly reads this newspaper would know that this is a pretty typical headline.
Sugar on your cereal?
It is horrible that this actually happened. A big win for the City of Toronto. The dad almost got caught with the coke and put it in his kid’s pocket to avoid getting caught. Kid thought it was candy and shared.
that is true here in Chile… but with a 9-year-old girl…
The sad thing… my father works for The Trentonian…
I actually saw this in the news the other day
You don’t know sh!it about electric circuits, do you? captcha: Marvin converse
this is fail, because someone had a kid.
kid was obviously a negro
One sec *grabs a katana* i suggest running.
What’s up with the racist comments? Us whities get into just as much trouble, you know.
thats seriously crazy.
mommy, i like this candy! can i have more?
“Dad told him it was candy.”
At least they share hahahaha
drugs bad … especially for baby’s…
I believe you meant to say “Drugs are bad. Especially for babies.” I’m not quite sure why you put an apostrophe in there…
Picky details. You know what he/she meant.
Ritalin works exactly like time-released cocaine.
“Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”
Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President. 18 Dec. 1840