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I hate this one. And it had low voter totals in favor it.
You seem to hate pretty much every fail we had recently. But I do agree with you on this one.
Frankly, I’m a bit disturbed by this fail.
About the kid or about people who see a bj in it?
Mostly the latter. You’d have to be pretty sick in the head to see an “act” in what that kid is doing.
Took me awhile to realize what the fail is supposed to be. I was waiting for Barney to fall on the kids or something. BTW – how else could one express “brushing the teeth” in a dance? That is the movement.
If I have to watch it twice to figure it out, it’s not rude!
I like my innuendo hi-def, not this kind of pixelated crap.
The next reply wins a sunny day
*observes sun breaking through clouds*
*shoots confetti cannon into the air*
*helium balloons are released*
*band starts to play a celebratory tune”
*thunderous applause breaks out*
Whoo-hoo for WhoaNellie!!!
*Clouds come back and dump large pellets of hail*
I thought it was going to be either one of the kids tripping up or making a horrible mistake, but the moment the camera panned to the toothbrush kid, I thought “No. You have got to be kidding me.”
This video does show we need to get out and vote for funnier fails, unlike this one, which disgusts me.
If Fuzz is correct it doesn’t seem to matter how many thumbs are up or down.
Well, we could all try to give this one a “1″ rating now and see how low we can push it now that it is posted.
I prefer roleplay hornychat.
*rates vid down*
*rates roleplay hornychat way, way up*
*innuendo machine implodes*
*admires DW’s pearly whites*
^ *gets the wrong idea*
This is what you people have done to me! Roleplay Hornychat, innuendo… i’m too young
Shows Jon Rule #4:
failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
uh oh….
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I was quitet disturbed about this fail. I also was waiting three times to see If I missed the fail.
*5 eagles afraid to move or someone might think I am doing something sexual*
omg, 5 eagles is looking all stiff
I’m still wondering what he did with 5 of the 6 cats I gave him. Unless those are the ones cloral ate yesterday. In that case, don’twannaknow.
That annoys me greatly. If the blog is rotten at the top, there is nothing we can do.
I am not sure that the ‘voting’ is an effective way to change this crap. I am slightly suspicious that there is a program randomly picking which fails go up on the home page.
It has been pointed out more than once that the fails they are posting have lower votes than many of the other ones on the vote page!
I’m new to the blog, but even when I was lurking I didn’t see this kind of crap. Take a look back at the fails — it’s only been recently that they have eroded into this degenerate sort of fair. Makes me wonder whether someone with a far more sick sense of humor is choosing them now. But what I really don’t get is that they can see our comments, and they read our emails, and they still don’t give a sh!t. Perhaps they are taking the stance that we (the regulars) don’t own Failblog and that we should just take what we’re given and be thankful for it.
[cynical]They’re too busy publishing books now to care about the website.[/cynical]
Now, remember, folks, Ben loves us! He loves us hard! He said so! We’re his failers! He wouldn’t have been lying to us all this time, just to get us to get us to stay, would he….?
*lower lip trembles*
I apologize, that was pretty rough of me.
I posted that out of frustration, and should have walked away from the keyboard for a few minutes before clicking “Add Comment”.
In fairness, it’d be tough to post several fails a day without seeing some degradation of quality over time. A lot of classic early fails had been out there a long time, but much of that pool has been exhausted.
That said, there are still some good ones showing up on the voting pages. Why don’t we see them?
*gives Scott a cookie*
A lot of us are frustrated about this…you’re in good company. I’m really, really worried about the integrity of this site, but so far the people here have made staying worthwhile.
*nom nom nom*
The Failblog audience is much larger than the regular commenters. Still, I don’t sense that attitude at ALL from corresponding with the PTB.
This might sound naive, but what if ALL of the regulars and irregulars (not just AA and DW) got together on fails like these and emailed the PTB, wouldn’t they have to sit up and take notice then?
hmm, *considers it*
I get the impression that the more emails we send, the less likely they are to actually read them, and we wouldn’t really gain much…
I received a response from Emily and I will paraphrase with permission:
For videos, the YouTube response is considered in addition to the Failblog voting responses when determining what gets promoted to the front page. This video was hugely popular on YouTube and had over a million views.
So, there we have it. I know this isn’t going to sit well, but that’s our reality. I hope this ends the posting mystery concerning the video fails at least.
Seems fair enough, but while it may be successful on youtube, if the people of FailBlog vote against it, then the people of FailBlog obviously DON’T like it..
There’re apparently a lot of 14-year-olds on the YouTube channel… just check the frequency of “Did he d**?” posts. And 14-year-olds are a better target for advertisers than many of us.
Yeah, but that’s the reason (well, one of many) we post HERE and not there.
*has a disgruntlement*
There are obviously a lot of 14 year olds who have never had – or given – “one”. Geesh. That vid has nothing to do with “that”.
*shakes head in wonder yet again*
*re-gruntles DW*
I’m tempted to neither view, nor comment on any more video clips until that policy changes.
Oo! Thanks for the gruntlement! I feel much better.
We’ve boycotted fails before. We could certainly do it again. How about we put out a post on the failpeeps site and see what people think?
Don’t get bent out of shape… I’m sure they thought long and hard, before they put it in.
And in the end, it still looks like it sucks.
this is classic. if you dont find comedy in this sort of thing, you should go back to doing maths or something.
Lots of movements, in fact, all Movements are sexual
if u can see it
You could put just about anything on here and there are some who will see what is not meant to be seen…
Suzie! What are you doing there! That’s obscene!
Brewski! What are you doing there under Suzie! That’s obscene!
But…but…but Jenny – you’re videotaping them!
I expect royalties from the sale of that video!
Good thing Leila’s not involved. She never shares the royalties.
The voice of experience?
*innocent look*
Ummm…
Pssst…Brewski…I have the entire collection on DVD a DW’s if you wanna see…! :p
I shoulda picked up a copy while I drove by DW.
What do you mean picked up a copy, Leila?! You should have all the originals!!
Originals locked in safe at a bank where they don’t ask questions.
Well, this IS Failblog, so people look for inappropriateness immediately.
I saw the ‘fail’ meaning rather quickly, but I’m sure if I saw this in-context during a Barney show (my wife lets the kid watch it, I don’t,) I probably wouldn’t have caught it.
*has misgivings and apprehensions about any parent who calls their child “the kid“*
Probably just short for Billy.
Umm…yeah…I’ve neverdone that…
Um … I call mine “the child” sometimes — always with the greatest of love and affection, though.
My wife called ours children of the corn. I called them thing one and thing two.
Squeeze and good night Failfriends.
Geeze and nood squight.
*looks at sentence for a minute*
*shrugs, moves on*
Squeeze and good night?
I call my kids “Toddler Boy” and “The Girl”.
“You’d have to be pretty sick in the head to see an “act” in what that kid is doing.”
I’ve never seen any of that from any of my altar boys. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
But he groped the sack at the end; and it’s Barney.
What is more homosexual than Barney?
I only came to the FIC because I couldn’t work out the fail.
Yes, you need to be seriously sick in the head to be able to see that without having it explained to you.
I always thought I was sick in the head. All I saw was a kid pretending to hold a microphone and lip sync horribly to a stupid Barney song.
My perversion must be slipping.
I don’t think a person would have to be sick because it is obvious what the poster wanted us to see. Weather we think it is funny would determine if we were sick in the head.
Are you joking? This video is hilarious, and if you’re offended by it, GTFO of failblog douche bag!
And that is a stretch, even by Failblog standards.
Do the makers of FB want to get rid of the regulars? They continue to post fails that bring out the haters and now this…
They could help by not even putting this kind of stuff on the vote page to begin with.
I think that you just got to the root of the issue. There should be a better selection of videos to vote from. There are plenty of videos on the voting pages, plenty of excellent fails we haven’t seen yet, and the gods of FB could use better judgment in posting on the voting page.
Arthur, it really does make me wonder…
I usually try triple hard to come up with alternate material when these types of fails come out. I’m a bit tired of it.
Yup. The morning shift is already deteriorating. I expect that to happen on the late fail as well if this continues.
I gave up this morning.
*squeeze!*
Ignore the fail. It’s harder to ignore the nimrods that come out with these kinds of fails, though.
He said ‘rod’ *snickers*.
He said “nickers”!
*giggles*
He said “Jiggles”!
*cackles*
He said “cack”…!
*chuckles and admires Scott’s accent*
She said ‘huck’!
hehehehe
She said “chuckholes”!
*Snickers*
She said…
Uh oh, this thread is about to go recursive.
Abort!
The sad thing is that these type of fails seem to be the norm recently. I have an easier time ignoring the nimrods because we can’t vote on them.
That was one of the points I made in the email I just sent to Emily. If we are going to have a voting system we’d like to see some connection between the votes and the selection process.
Damn your Vulcan logic, Spock!
More seriously, I can understand the people in charge using some discretion so that voting doesn’t get manipulated by an “in-crowd.” But when a FAIL this weak makes it out ahead of all the others, something seems seriously amiss.
Actually, come to think of it… are we sure this isn’t voting manipulation rather than one person only choosing what they like? Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between a monarchy and a polyarchy.
*looks down at feet*
I have two arches, so I am definitely polyarchical.
Huh… I always thought polyarchy was what Veronica and Betty and Jughead were into.
*arches back, puts arm around DW*
*squeezie-smooch*
A bit of both…
This one is incredibly lame.
*two thumbs waaaaaaay down*
*tries to vote down again*
It won’t let me.
Very sad fail today.
Buck-up little campers!
We still have each other!
We can only hope for a policy change by the P.T.B.
Hello Coyote, how are you? I was thinking of you the other day on the No Idea bus fail. Avis was complaining about the Chicago bus drivers and I wanted to post a link to “Bus drivers school”.
Doing well. I have a blood draw in a bit and shall have to leave y’all for a bit. *ponders why No Idea would bring coyote to Marius’ mind* I was the designated bus driver for A YMCA summer day camp. The most memorable thing from the training was to run over any animal that runs in front of you, instead of breaking and injuring the kids. Learning new things can be so fun.
It’s your button down humor that made me think of you. I know we could have made a Bob Newhart pun run that night.
*squishy-squeezies for Coyote and Marius*
It makes me smile to see the two of you here!
*takes saddle off, shoots fail with Winchester, moseys off into the sunset*
*nods*
*admires coyote’s aim*
Shane! Come back!
*hours later, is still wondering there the saddle was attached…*
I’m calling you out fuzz. Get a life. This is hilarious. And voter totals are for the video.
Well, watch that video without sound like i did at first and you too will have bad tought.
Ugh! Anything involving Barney is definitely a HUGE fail!!
Oh no it isn’t!
Oh yes it is!
All I can say is I’m glad I didn’t have my sound turned on for this one…
All except The Barney Rap of course… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_XDauWLAc
That’s not very neighborly! Won’t you be my friend?
Woops. Got a frog in my throat.
AAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*enters room, with tray of cookies and soft drinks*
FWACK!
*is knocked to the ground by Ms B’s hasty exit*
*beverages and cookies fly all about*
*sighs*
*begins to sing softly ♪ ♫ “Clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere. Clean up, clean up, everybody do their share” ♪ ♫ *
*runs back into room, still screaming*
*slips on beverages and cookies*
*slams into wall*
*goes out cold*
Aw, jeez. There he goes, knocking himself out again.
*dumps ice left in pitcher down bff’s pants*
I think that may have been a clone. They always have been a bit unstable.
*strolls in*
I say, what is that lovely scent? I thought I could smell cookies, and-
*notices body double yelping with pain and cold*
*also notices wet patch in clone’s trousers*
Did that body double just wet itself?
You are all lame with this inside shit.
I agree with Kiwi and GloriousB@st@rd. Lighten the f up. Also, all this *squeezing* and *offering hugs and cookies* and *looking in so and so’s f-ing direction* shit is pretty lame. Get each other’s f-ing e-mail addresses and write to each other and stop boring us with your back and forth.
Wow! The clean up song.
*has flashback to teaching Nursery School*
*automatically starts helping Judy clean up*
*enjoys Scott’s Pavlovian response*
Twice a day, five times a week for nine months. 15 years later it still sticks with me.
Great, that way I can leave twice the mess!
*leaves empty beer bottle on couch*
*spills nachos on floor*
Children have to help too, or they get timeout, and no snack.
Eeeep!
*helps clean up*
Can I have Brewski’s snack, too?
Well, I always like to give everyone a chance to participate before there are any punishments.
I actually just typed that. As if I’m actually explaining things to pre-schoolers. How on earth did I end up in teacher mode? 
*wanders away confused and mumbling*
*bring in candy jar full of mini-Tootsie Roll pops*
*wags finger*
When you’re finished, missy!
*gives Judy best sad dragon look*
!mages.elfwood.com/art/a/b/abzdragon/saddragon.jpg
(just swap the ! for an i)
Awww!!!
Impossible to say no to that!
*artfully decorates tag displaying “for Dragonwriter only*
*places tag on jar*
All for you, sweetie! Share them as you wish!
wow, is that song from Barney? When I used to teach pre-school we would sing that song. I had no idea it was Barney! *shudders*
Don’t worry Abstract, it was used by Barney, but didn’t originate there.
Just like everything that purple beast-from-hell does/did. Even his them song was stolen.
that really does make me feel better.
*RIGLMS at the expression “purple beast-from-hell”*
He is, though. He is Satin’s minion, hired expressly for the purpose of collecting payment on those souls which are past due.
The TV show is just a little side-job.
Oh no, no, no, no…. I don’t think he’s made of THAT material….
Well, no… I think it’s more of a polyester/cotton combination… but we all know it’s basically Satin.
Oh. Thank goodness. I got a bit nervous there….
*absolutely, positively NOT disagreeing*
phew *wipes sweat from brow*
NO!!!1!!
I WONT!!
DIDNT YOU REALIZE THIS FAIL!? *stabs in eye with a stick*
sucker
It’s more disturbing with the volume turned off.
True
*snorkles*
I know I am not the first to say it, but I don’t really get it. Is this on fail blog because it looks like the kid is having a seizer? I have gotten many grill cheese sandwiches and none of them looked that spastic and erratic. So the kid making a grill cheese sandwich is not the first thing that came to mind when watching this video.
If you don’t know what I am talking about then it is not for you to know.
*ponders*
Grilled Cheese Sammiches = Teeth Brushing?
*ponders some more*
Uh, no. Go look up red carpet fail and find my comment where I tell people to clickie. It’s a link to an article, and read the comments in the link, you will LOVE it!!
It is surprisingly work safe.
*ponders why facetiousness doesn’t really work on the net*
*comes up with nothing*
*head asplodes*
*screams*
NOOO!
It’s sooooo freakin’ obvious that Grilled Cheese Sammiches = A Certain Way to Brush Your Teeth. Is it just me?!?
*sigh*
Yes, LGB, it’s just you. Obviously Grilled Cheese Sammiches = Russian.
*inserts comma in proper position*
You know, in Soviet Russia … oh, hell. I’m not gonna do it.
*hangs head in shame*
*snorkle!*
Whoops. Forgot about the name-change. Still happy about that, though.
Ummm… grilled cheese sandwich. Been a little while since I’ve had one…
*wanders towards kitchen – you never know who you’ll find there*
*grins*
Judy!!!!
*picks head up*
Hmmppff?
This is just terrible. lol Barney does look like he is trying to smack something tho.
♫ I love you! I love me! ♫
♪ We’re a happy family! ♪
When I was in high school, we had our own versions of said song. I liked our version much better…though I won’t share… It promotes violence…against said purple freak of nature…
*nods*
Yup, I know of which song you speak.
Which one? The one involving a rope or a gun?
Both.
*changing subject*
When I was in church Sunday they were telling the story where Jesus preformed the miracle of the big catch for the fisherman. All I could think of was Jesus saying “I’m on a boat!”
I may not be going to heaven.
“Jesus…”
“Jesus…”
“Jesus…”
“WHAT?”
“We’re going under a bridge, Jesus!”
Last time I went it was the cowbell thing. Maybe I need to pack my serious face if I go again.
You mean like failblog.org/2009/07/27/ducking-fail/ ?
♫ ♪ Come sail away, come sail away,
come sail away with me [Bob]!
Come sail away, come sail away,
come sail away, with meeee-e-e-e-e!♫ ♪
Wow! A pre-avatar Raelalt! You must be enjoying life, buddy. I hope all is well.
That’s why I’m dropping in, too! If you typing that makes him appear, say hi for me
Will do, whether he be a kayak or a ‘shroom.
Who was that man with the pipe?
I miss raelalt! I hope he and his new wife are deliriously happy and making San Francisco an even more loving place!
I miss him too. He was one of the good eggs.
The kind you get Easter time.
I feel kinda stupid for asking, but what exactly is the fail?
He was just pantomiming how you brush your teeth.
Apparently, this child’s tootbrushing is supposed to resemble the act of oral sex, which is pretty horrible and unfunny for a fail.
Really, I didn’t get that at all. I guess I’m not one of those people who think dirty thoughts when I see young children. *shrug*
I think those sorts of people are called “normal”
I have to say i agree with you, and if i hadn’t seen the comments pre-video I would have been equally confused.
Flip the switch in your mind…
Fill in the blanks…
Read between the lines…
Leap to occlusions.
It’s not acci-dental…
…to bridge the gap…
Try to think like a gumshoe.
There’s wisdom.
And there’s fun.
Don’t get all abscess’ed about it.
*collects lone comment and sends it to the orphanage*
It was nasty anyway.
(the yucky kind of nasty)
(I didn’t get it, either.)
It took me two watches when this first came up on the vote page. I haven’t even watched it this time.
If I got it, does mean I am dirty minded?
Yes, but you’re not alone in that.
I got it the first time I watched it. Totally gave me a facepalm moment. Getting it and enjoying it are two separate things. I got it.
As horrible as zombies can be, you’ll never find one making fun of children pantomiming brushing their teeth. That’s really just not funny.
*hugs the zombie*
*hugs all around*
For just being wonderful.
wtf is with these gay ass ads in the vids. i would take the dumbass failblog.org intro over these annoying ads. Failblog just FAILed
It did, but for totally different reasons.
*squeeze*
It really, really, really did.
*squeezes Dragon and Arthur*
*adds a “really” to Dragon’s post*
Really?
Really.
*goodnightsqueeze*
I thought it was F-in hilarious!!!
Well then, you’re part of the minority, aren’t you. And that’s not a good thing.
Oh, picking on the minorities today, bff? That’s totally unlike you…
*starts to sweat profusely*
What? No, not like that! I was-, he-, the- AAAAAAAH!!!
*screams and runs out of room, gibbering “WHY ME??!”*
Be careful! You might slip on some spilled cookies and beverages and …. !
*casually walks into room*
Evening/morning/afternoon/whatever all!
*notices BFF on the floor, surrounded by cookies*
*notices another BFF on the floor, with ice in his pants*
Have I missed something?
Seems like a normal day to me!
*examines carnage*
No Jon, you haven’t missed a thing. Why do you ask?
*takes out broom and sweeps body doubles into box, whistling all the while*
*looks at Jon*
You didn’t see anything…
*suddenly blind and amnesiac*
Who am I again?
*hands Jon card with name on it*
*stifles a giggle*
Why thank you, my friend.
Being in the minority isn’t a good thing or bad thing. The herd isn’t necessarily smart, thoughtful, or considerate. In this case it just means that David is 12.
Kay: “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”
Can we flashy-thing them?? PLEASE???
Go right ahead…
*Chuckles*
SQUEEZES to the bunch of ya!
*squeeze!*
*writes big red F on David’s paper*
You put the F in hilarious.
You mispelled ‘F’.
You seem to be beside yourself today, Leila.
She’s a split personality.
She’s so nice they named her twice!
WT”F”?!?
“F”TW!
*looks for Starfish*
Where is he?
@starfish….. For The Win!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOOLOL
the seizure-dance makes it even funnier.
Wow, very proud of myself that I didn’t get the fail until I read the comments!
Truth that, it is funnier with the sound off…but nοt that funny anyways. More like weird…and sick.
Plus with those movements, the kid would be most likely to thwack his teeth off than brush em.
Where do they tape this again?
Doesn’t really matter now, since you’re in jail.
I’m surprised he has Internet acccess in there. Perhaps he got the VIP cell.
very ignorant prisoner?
Villages in Poland?
Voluptuous imported pears?
Voracious inverted possums?
Viciously inserted pens?
You don’t wanna know where…
Vituperative indolent partridges?
(BLOGMONSTER, STOP EATING MY POSTS!!!)
Various Interpretations of Pickles
And, last but not least, the Vicar’s Internal Potatoes for the win!
Ladies, gentlemen, zombies – we have a weiner!!!!!!!
Yep, we’ll stop at this one.
*Squeeze*
*Standing ovation*
*throws confetti*
*pops champagne*
*squeeeeeezes Judy*
You’re the bestest!
*pops sparkling cider*
… what? It tastes good.
*applause applause*
Wow! Thanks, guys! Baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, bacon and cheese for all!
(Have one for me, willya? I got cholesterol tests in a few days.)
Fixes Judy some yummy Cheerios w/ a side of oatmeal.
Aw, thanks, sweetie! Brown sugar in my oatmeal, please?
Wow. I tried to post
“Vio1ates Inexperienced Prepub*scents” but got censored!
Oops! Hi kids! Don’t mind Barney, he’s having an identity crisis!
*beats Barney with the baseball bat again*
WHY WON’T YOU DIE?? AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!
*gets wild look in eye*
*runs away, laughing uncontrollably*
Um… I was going to give you a smooch, but perhaps I caught you at a bad time!
Gottarunbye!
I believe she missed her FB meds today.
My warped side likes her like this, but the side of me that hates Barney likes her like this.
I like watching ZA get off on watching and liking her like this, but the side of me that hates Barney likes her like this.
Nevermind.
Wow, thats even more disturbing than this video, fail, and your big purple ass combined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brushing…?
Yeah! that’s what I’ll call it now…
Sorry but even in the context of Barney this can’t look sick. I’ll be on the vote page trying to make this not happen again.
The Suggestion Fail is very appropriate.
Huh. Thought it was a pantomime for seizure.
That was freaking hilarious! I didn’t turn the sound on.
*adds Yo underneath David on list of people who actually find this funny*
Which brings us to a grand total of… 2. That’s still more than enough.
Did you see down there??? VVVV
I’ve updated the list:
David
Yo
Nickles
Tony
Dunke
Still only 5 people.
New update:
GloriousB@st@rd
6 people.
*pats BFF*
No need to draw attention to them, sweetie.
*bakes special cookies for BFF*
This should help you forget about the…, well, you know.
Am I the only who thinks the kid is trying mimic a barf?
I object! Dang, he is just a kid. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Did I say wrong?
No. I think you said wrong.
Is there an echo in here?
_
What?! I can’t hear you!
I think he said, “Whiz fair art deco bin his ear.”
Nope it was, “Ich bin ein Berliner.”
I heard, “Fizz hearin’, Prosecco in ear?”
♪ I heard it through the grapevine ♪
Sure, I’d like another beer.
Wait, what did you say?
Darned earwax.
No, he said to pour BaconLube in his ears.
I didn’t realize the poor deacon-rubes are in arrears. Whatever that means.
You want what in your rear?!?!?!
*hides all the potatoes*
I’ve got to concentrate… concentrate… concentrate… I’ve got to concentrate… concentrate… concentrate… Hello?… hello… hello… Echo… echo… echo… Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…
You’re not on instruments?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I’m not sure how anybody watching that couldn’t see the humor in it… This is one of the funniest fails I’ve seen yet, people need to chill.
It’s actually pretty chilling that you find a fail of a child, who is pretending to be brushing his teeth, apparently engaging in oral sex, funny.
You can just view it as a bit stupid, and laugh at that. But every Barney show is like that, so they all are a FAIL.
I actually find it pretty lame that you think your name is funny.
What? I never said my name was meant to be humo(u)rous to myself or others. Jumping to conclusions like that is a dangerous thing.
Hey, I’ve got an idea! You should make a mat with different conclusions on it, and then people can put it on the floor, and jump to different conclusions!
Get it?
Yeah…
I just can’t figure out what to call it.
Twister for Trolls?
Break dancing trolls? No one is safe….
When did he say it was funny?
No, it isn’t… what IS a bit chilling, though, is the lengths and the amount of effort that you’re stretching to here to make the fairly obvious point that “pedophilia is bad, mkay”. Methinks, indeed, that the lady doth protest too much, if you get my meaning.
It’s funny precisely because it’s not right for a child to mimic fellatio.
All of you who think this is a new trend don’t pay much attention. Fail has always included a ton of sexual innuendo.
Arthur Eld: How can one express brushing your teeth in a dance? How about with a freaking toothbrush?
You seem to miss the point in pantomime.
Loved it xD
Disturbing also… xD
JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA most of the above comments are FAIL.
Grow up people.
When we “grow up” sophomoric humo(u)r will be funny?
No no no. If he was telling people to grow up, he would have put a comma into the sentence. Without a comma, he’s telling us to grow people.
I already grew a people. I’m still amazed that I built a person in my own body.
I haven’t grown any people.
Whew.
The world is safe for the next generation.
BTW, it’s good that he took gravity (and the evident hardness of the ground) into account as well.
I did one and it was fun when I grew her lungs one day. Or was it her spleen?
i want to build one… is it my turn yet?
I’d love to help you grow a person. But I’m taken!
hee hee!!
I’ll just have to keep proding the boyfriend. working on the small stuff now….”yes, baby, we DO need a new kitten”
Do I want to make a tacky comment linking, “…the boyfriend” and, “working on the small stuff now”? No. I have too much class.
Ha ha ha! Too late.
*hangs head in shame* I must refrain from a lengthy (not to mention girthy) defense…. ROCL
I’m sure it would have been a very firm rebuttal, too.
*squeezes Brewski’s firm butt*
Oh, my, how’d I miss getting in on that action?
*grabs Brewski’s other cheek*
Or did he mean grow “Up With People”?
ROFL at oxymoron!!!!
oxymoron=stupid cow?
….or a stupid ox…. ROFL
Seriously.
Actually, this is hilarious. Way too many uptight peeps here, esp. with failblog’s history of racy/suggestive fails (some of the bests ones, too).
Maybe some here can start their own Failsite and post whatever they deem appropriate?
What you don’t seem to understand is the fact that past racy/suggestive fails are full of hilarous innuendo or adults being suggestive. This is a child, of all people, who apparently looks like he is giving a bj. That isn’t humo(u)r, albeit it’s pretty stupid, it’s just weird.
And illegal in 99% of the world’s countries.
Point of order: Performing the act would be illegal, but even if he were deliberately pantomiming it not even US law would forbid it. And US law is about as overbroad as it gets.
When did we adopt Robert’s rules on this blog?
Objection, your honor! Chief Engineer Scott is out of order!!
He canna help it Brewski! She’s givin’ it all she’s got!
What’s out of order is this court! ORDER! ORDER, I SAY! ORDER IN THIS COURT!
*bangs gavel thrice*
*pours tequila in Judge BF’s wig*
*wonders where all this tequila is coming from*
I’d like a cheeseburger, rare, with lettuce tomato and onion. Oh, and with just a bit of mayo. And a beer.
*drooolll*
Rare hamburger? You better be grinding your own.
*sigh* Very true, but it’s just so gosh-durn tasty!
I’ll take the burger – well done with cheese, lettuce, onion, mayo, hot sauce and a hard lemonade, please
I’ve got nothing against juvenile sense of humor per se, as you can tell from my lols and from some of my favorites.
But this one’s just plain weak.
I’m sure when I was a kid I did all sorts of things that could be misconstrued as obscene. And I’m sure my parents laughed their asses off as soon as I left the room. I don’t see how this is any different, except that dozens of adults approved this for television.
So … what’s with the title of this fail? What does it have to do with pantomime?
Afternevenmorning Leila (x2)
Hello. Hello.
How are you?
How are you?
I’m fine thanks.
Am I allowed to ask why there are two of you?
She had to get her name back from a couple of people yesterday. Seems they both gave it back.
Ah, makes sense.
In that case Where is LGB’s :[?
Did you give it back?
I didn’t take that one. Come to think of it, I’ve never taken anything from someone’s name.
Sorry for the confustications, I was talking to Leila ^_^
You’re welcome to “Dr. P.Niss, Professor of Roleplay Hornychat at Coxton University”
Um… I think I’ll pass. But thanks anyway!
I don’t blame you. I don’t need it ‘cos I got my memory back, and I can’t find anyone suitably stoopid to give it to.
I was robbed blind yesterday. It was horrible!!!! I was nameless and was lost. *sniff* Then LGB and WN decided to give my name back. One of them is counterfeit but I can’t tell which one and I don’t want to delete the original. *bites nails*
Yes.
*squeeze!*
I’m a bit late today, but I made it!
*squeeze*
Better late than never.
This is not the fail you’ve been looking for.
Move along.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Use the force, Gracie!
Never tell me the odds.
Wow. lots of new faces here. I would introduce myself but frankly, I don’t really care all that much and I’m pretty lazy to begin with.
Hello I am 5 eagles how are you LOL.
wow, new avatar and everything! Looking good there 5E!
*admires 5 eagles et al’s growing collection*
I gave him the high five.
where did he get the extra femur? *runsawayscaredwiththequickness*
Does not compute… we cannot give you any extra femurs…
*squeeze* I love my Avis! So whay are you up to these days? any more books to reccomend? Currently wetting my feet with Twilight series to see what all the buzz is about.
That buzz is pretty much about nothing. Lessee, some more books… have you read any of Melanie Rawn’s books?
And I am up to no good! The best part is that now I have help!!
(I started seeing someone!)
yeah!! *jumps up and down like a school girl* happy dance!! That’s great! how long have you been seeing him/her? I actually haven’t heard of Melanie Rawn…*goes to google*
oooh, those sound nifty! I ususaly read Anne McCaffrey or Storm Constantine when I read about Dragons. How do you think this holds up to those?
Not terribly familiar with either, but Rawn’s books are less about the dragons and more about the people. The dragons are integral to the story, but not in the feature roll.
Speaking of Dragons, you could always get Dragonwriters books and read those. I’ve only read one of them, but it was very good!
Fanks.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Well we couldn’t very well discuss what books she should read without recommending yours, now could we?!
Yes, about that… I have been looking all over my local story-haunts for your books, Dragon. Am I just looking in the wrong place? Do you have any recommendations for where I should look?
Most local bookstores won’t carry it, but they can always order it if you ask them.
You can also find it on amazon.
I got mine through Amazon (dot) com. It was worth the wait.
I’ve known him for a few years now, but we just started “seeing each other” about a month ago.
I recommend Rawn’s Dragon Prince and Dragon Star (I think those are the names) series. I love the Exiles series, but I’m still waiting for the third installment.
*squeeze*
Ooh, I knew her name sounded familiar! I read some of the Dragon Star series. Good stuff. If you like Anne McCaffrey, Abstract, you’ll like the Dragon Star series.
*squeezes Avis and Abstract*
*squueze Gracie* thanks, I did like Anne McCaffrey. I’ll give Dragon Star a shot Thanks, Avis and Gracie! goodnight, guys!!!!!!
I like Melanie Rawn quite a lot. She’s also a very cool person. I had dinner with her once.
I also recommend Barbara Hambly. She’s a wonderful writer.
*ska-weeze*
Hey, I’m Jon….or I was…until I got amnesia ^ up there
You can blame BFF for this. O_o
Who?
I’m not sure, but if you see him, be sure to thank him for my fancy new name.
Will do. What exactly do you teach in “Roleplay Hornychat” class?
I’m not sure.. i forgot about the same time that this guy who looked a lot like you was clearing up some other people that………..
*memory returns*
BFF? What happened to your name? What happened to MY name? P.Niss? Roleplay Hornychat?
I blame Arthur.
Er, yep. It was all Arthur. Allll AE.
*shifty eyes*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*chasesafterwithequalquickness*
*realises it’s one of BFF’s body doubles*
*Blames Arthur, again*
*apologizes*
*SKA-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
*adds a squeeze of her own*
…and good to see you!
*SQUEEZE*
But now I’m gone. Night all!
Good to see you! Unfortunately I’m really tired, I have to go to bed.
I hope all is well!
*SUPAH SKA-WEEEEEEZE!*
*tucks in Arthur and reads him a story*
G’night. *smooch on the cheek*
He’s teaching it? But I have every degree obtainable in that field!
I’m pretty sure I’m not really a professor of Roleplay Hornychat.. It’s all
BFFArthur’s fault.It is a rather nice name.
Too much P. Niss.
No such thing!
*admires Gracie’s understanding*
*pours more tequila over her head*
*takes WN’s hand and leads him back into empty room*
*checks carefully to make sure room is empty*
*locks the door*
*clings to ceiling fan, rotating and chuckling slowly*
*using a remote control, dials up the speed on the ceiling fan*
What? With what those two might be up to, it’s bound to get warm in there!
*innocent look*
*sudden dizziness*
*irritating camera spin effect ruins video*
Thanks Avis.
*dials down the speed*
*just found out about the filming*
Sowwy.
It’s k, it looks “artistic”
And, you can’t actually see what’s going on, so it only a PG!
Bwahahahaha! Privacy WIN!
Mwuaahahahahahaha. Sez you.
*clicks remote for Super-Secret-Spycam9000*
RAOLFMFAO….. but, Gracie, the artist formerly known as Lurk, has a good point…. you really can never have too much….. maybe too many, but never too much
pps: hee hee
huh? wrong emoticon
*snork!*
It was very appropriate, though.
*squeeze* hee hee
Arthur. He meant to blame Arthur.
*squeeze*
NOOOOOO!!! Not Barney!
*runsawayscreaming*
*pours entire >large< bottle of 1800 over Gracie's head*
*tilts head back to catch some 1800*
*collapses on WN*
I so needed that!
*squeeze*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEZE*
*licks Gracie all over*
*giggles*
WN! We’re in public!
Well, yeah, but it’d be a shame to let that tequila go to waste!
*keeps licking*
Maybe we should go someplace more private, then.
A most excellent idea!
*stealthily follows with camera*
*pours 1800 on Ms B*
*click!*
Eeeeek! Not the 1800!
Could have been worse, it could have been Don Julio.
*jots number down in trainspotting notebook*
mmmmm, *licks floor* ummmm, ewe, i think i prefer lime and salt for floor crud!!!
Hi Gracie! Did you know, the dreams you see most clearly are the most likely to come true? Remember that dream you had about me last night?
I’m here!!
*beats Barney with a baseball bat*
DIE! DIE!
*looks around wildly*
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!
*runs away, still screaming*
ACK!
HEY! Come back here!
*sprints after Gracie with “Cease and Desist” order*
But BFF, that was the dream Gracie had last night. So technically, that was voluntary S&M play rather than assault.
I feel the same way about the ‘Hamburger Helper’ glove……… *shudders* *runsawayscreaming*
The Burger King ads creep me out. Particularly the ones where he’s in your room at night, doing things to you. *crawls under desk*
*Agrees with Coyote*
What is wrong with the folks that came up with that line of commercials and those that approved them.
*Skin crawls*
lol, mu boyfrind was saying he wants to be the Burger King for the Haloween party this year and hide in the hall way near the bathroom and scare people with hamburgers!! lol it is creepy
That sure would scare the sh¡t out of me!
I tried to post this clickie earlier but the blogmonster completely nommed it.
Not even awaiting moderation, just gone.
That’s why I don’t watch commercials.
*nods*
Hi! I’m a helping hand!
Did he die?
They were alittle vague on the details.
Full story at 11:00.
*Its now 11:00*
What a bunch of butthurt retards
Yes, but the higher the fewer.
great work funky post
IMHO, the innuendo fails just aren’t that funny
“Sam, I am, Sam, I am, I do not like that Sam, I am!”
lol j/k
Even if you smear spam on him?
mmmm, i love spam!
*cough cough hack gag*
*walks in room*
*sees Brewski choking*
*saves Brewski’s life*
*hands Shadow super life save award of the year* Yeah!! look, it’s shaped like a chipmunk…. don’t ask why.
*headdesk* I mant the ‘super life saver of the year award’
*doesn’t ask*
*happily recieves award*
Thank you.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
If you cook spam over a fire it is to die for.
only if you have a fry pan, then i would say yes
Yes with bread crumbs with bannock on the side.*5 eagles mouth is watering*
Did someone say Spam Cookies™?
*makes batter*
*readies microwave*
♫ Spam spam spam spam…
Lovely spam!
Wonderful spam! ♫
Can I have some too?
No no spam for you LOL STS. You are geyying piggy with the cookies I see.lol
Ok
You are all wrong. That sh*t was HILARIOUS.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never really found my faeces funny. Perhaps it was something you ate?
*rofflesnork*
I just 1magined a sh!t in a clown suit..
3rd time lucky,
We must have forgotten to feed it or something last week…
Naw, it got hungry watching this video of a kid pantomiming eating an ice cream cone.
Wow, really? I saw this clip before and never attributed it to a BJ….
You saw this clip before? Were you searching for promotional oral health videos for children from the early 90s? Something tells me that whichever website posted this for any other reason than humor is a lot more sick than this one.
… Disturbing much?
Mildly amusing, but still funnier than any of the posts here that are trying to be funny.
id tap that
I’m not sure which is weirder, the fact that you’d “tap” some kid who’s like, 8, or that your name is Mupp, which is a (probably) coincidental throwback to the “Bike Jump” fail where I had to ‘mup’ Ms B.
It was neccessary.
is it a bad thing to tap kids? im not sure if it is or not
You’d get less jail time for mupping them, believe me.
Just one tap away…
*tapping*
*dials 911 and contacts police*
OH NOES!! TO THE TROLL-MOBILE!!
*pheeew*.. i think i got away
*fires single shell from tank at troll-mobile*
*surrounds the blasted vehicle with flamethrowers*
*orders flamethrowers to fire*
Nope.
Only one shell?
*admires the efficiency of BFF’s operation*
One shouldn’t underestimate the power of a shell aimed carefully, and launched with gusto.
True.
*launches with gusto*
*falls*
… ouch.
Let me send in a recon GFB bondfan….I send in one1cat to see if they are still alive.
but mupp was wearing a flamesuit.. flamethrower was ineffective.
I’m sorry, but my flamethrowers are the finest on demand. Their trajectories can burn through even the thickest material. Your flamesuit was completely useless, and I shall now leave you to my squadron of machinegunners and batallion of bazooka launchers. Au Revoir!
*orders machinegunners and bazooka launchers to march forward and eliminate the foe*
Oh for- *GLOWERS at mupp*
Flamesuits are ineffective against glowers. My glowers at least.
*adds in a few deadly well-placed shots from his sixguns for good measure*
Just doing my civic duty, m’good man.
*comes by and orders the Janitors’ Union’s janitors to help take out mupp*
I’m doing my job too.
but i have the shield from CS 1.6.. u cant beat me
There are no effective shields against a full-blown glower.
No, I’m sorry, not even some flimsy shield from CounterStrike cannot deflect machine gun fire, bazooka missiles, a few shots from Shadow, attacks from STS, and most of all, the all-seeing, all-burning glower of Avis. You’re just being silly now.
*waves the white flag*
Heehee!
Seriously, the thought that just ran through my head was “Victory is mine!”!!!
*giggles uncontrollably*
No, Avis, we have to be fair. Victory is ours, and as such will be cut into equal slices and divided evenly amongst the people.
while avis dont have his attention on me i run and jump down the sewers
*runnning as fast as i can with water up to the knees*
Okay, okay, I guess I can live with that.
*doles out equal portions of victory*
*aims second full-blown GLOWER down swer drain*
I’m a WOMAN you twit!
they still havent noticed that im gone.. comes to a T-cross.. lef ot right.. *runs left*
His? His?!
*begins to laugh uncontrollably*
*orders troops to seal off all exits to sewers and enter the tunnels between laughs*
*ahem*
“sewer”
damn.. the gate is down.. what should i do?!?!?
*looks around me*
notices a small hole in the fence to the left of me it seems to be broken. *runs off to the unknown*
been running for a couple of 100-metres until i see a light ahead of me.. what could it be?
I guess it’s bonsewer to that poor fool, no?
Can’t you read? I said “ALL” exits.
*orders waiting soldiers to fire*
dives when they are opening fire
and you cant see me while im underwater since it is so dirty.
and only the official and known exits are closed
*5 eagles uses one of his owls who can see in the dark, sends coordinates to Avis GFB and STS and Shadow.
Okay, that’s it.
*evacuates area*
*orders sewers to be bombed completely*
*explosives go off*
*all tunnels collapse, sealing exits, and trapping anybody inside*
*radioes bombers to flatten area*
*swims to safety*
and keeps runnign
:O a unknow cave ahead!
and its alot of crabpeople here!! and for some reason they know why im here and helps into their HQ and places alot of crab-people guards at the way i came from..
they sure cant follow me now
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Mupp, this is FailBlog, not some stupid RPG or your own personal text-adventure game. If you want that, go play Zork. GBF metaphorically bombing the living @#$% out of you and us metaphorically doing whatever our personal shticks demand that we do is our own way here at FailBlog of saying that we don’t like what you are doing and we want you to stop.. So quit it, because you are rapidly acquainting yourself with the deep dark abyss that is the land of the Troll.
Now you’re being unrealistic. I just destroyed the entire sewer system. You would have had chunks the size of fridges coming down on your head, and your path would have been blocked by the collapsed tunnels. You may also note bombers flattened the sewer with explosives, just to be doubly sure. No human could have survived that.
Shall I send some of my janitors from the anti-troll division?
I think I’ll stop here before I get dirty looks from other regulars.
No one is there?
They’re just a bunch of kids you tools.
Failblog fail at being a bunch of pervs. Think about sex with kids much do you?
Ummmmm, no. Guys with big hands and feet, mostly. Oh, and big noses.
Hey, baby, you lookin’ for a good time?
*SNORKITTY*
Sure am, handsome. Have you seen that cricket anyplace? We could invite him in on the action….
*midget clown runs away*
Get back here!
I know right? its not hard to see that he turns off the water AFTER he brushes his teeth, when the song says he never lets the water run. That is the fail.
Well, *I* thought it was funny.
Well, *we* don’t care.
Well, *they* have no idea.
Get a life Bob and go do your boyfriend with a bob.
*plays with a Rubish Cube for a while*
Did you solve it yet?
No, I’m stuck trying to find out how to get that last “Recycled Bottle” square into its place.
Switch the stickers.
Well AJ that was my opinion and some agree with me, look near the top of this fail.
Yes the original message was about oral health care when it was on TV but adding a suggestive title to it makes all the difference whats the word in?????.
Now the cross comment was not called for because I am not a Christian and therefore not applicable to me .
But here is the wood anyways.
Huh?
It’s still funny.
XD I watched this with the volume on mute and all I see is some kid jump up and start miming a bj.
Is anyone else being plagued by the add at the top of the page with Frank?
Frank scares me more than the ‘Hamburger Helper’ glove
*a midget dressed up in a ‘Hamburger Helper’ glove costume comes to ACI*
*I kick the midget over*
Don’t fear the Hamburger Helper glove, just give him an energetic high-5.
Gay win.
Seriously, these kids make idiots out of themselves.
… and then they get a little bit older, and they go and make idiots of themselves with comments like yours.
It’s a vicious circle.
A viscous circle?
Well, I do like molasses.
How do you bold things on here?
Magic.
Very carefully, with emphasis.
Don’t forget about the Italians. There’s an italic way of doing everything.
I want to know how to do those things.
Stop taunting me
*calms down*
I’m serious tho.
:italic italic:
Hint: know any HTML?
Nope
It’s gonna be tough then, I don’t think we can teach you HTML in a blog like this. We fail.
ZA, just send folks here:
failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Now why didn’t I think of that? Jokes about the non-living status of the gray matter within my skull are welcome.
STSZ, don’t let the page name fool you. The answer you seek is FAQ #4.
Blast, I forgot to ask the question I wanted to ask about that. I have no experience in dealing with wordpress blogs, do they have the provision to add named labels to the page? It would be neat if we could add something like #bloghtml to the end of the link and have a link that goes directly to the answer.
That
wasn’twas fun.So are we. Here, this site explains everything…
ht tp://tinyurl.com/yc96hsn
I appear to have accidenty my verb.
I
thoughtknew something was wrong but I couldn’t think of it.Saw this already. Youtube search “ray william johnson”. He makes fun of youtube fails and viral videos. hilarious shit.
I follow this site everyday and love it, but this is the first instance where I didn’t think it was that bad. Didn’t even notice what the “fail” was until reading everybody’s comments above.
I found this one to be quite funny.
agreed. anyone who did not should probably leave america.
…. i found this funny? get a sense of humor. this is the internet, EVERYTHING is funny here
Okay, I’ll post my 1st toughts.. WTF??!?!
I’ll post my first thoughts about this comment…
“This guy is obviously illiterate.”
This is a test
Test
another test
third testfourth test
This is a copy of the law requiring that proper applications be filled out before testing your products.
Sorry officer
I
diddidn’t know.Well, son, I’ll just let you off with a warning from the small price of, say… 20 internets? Yeah, that sounds reasonable. I’m a reasonable guy, after all.
*for
Not from. *headdesk*
Next TestTesting
*Pounds fist on floor*
Goddammit, Barney! Not another innocent!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Also, an out-of-way clickie for the nighttime crowd.
Neat-o.
Cooli-o
win.
I thought this one was hilarious and actually started laughing out load at work. It’s fine if you don’t think it’s funny, but stop the PC crap about the subject matter.
“…laughing out load at work.”
ha. load.
Good night Failblog regulars
*squeeze*
(I go to go now because I need sleep for school)
I used to have this episode of Barney on tape… When I watched it when I was younger I didn’t get it, but when my baby brother was watching the tape 10 years later, I thought it was pretty funny…
Stewie Griffin’s favorite new show.
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Hi there, Jenny. I just glanced in and am ’bout to turn in for the night.
Obviously, I’m personally finding the FB “decor” not so attractive of late, and not something my heart is comfortable supporting through participating in. But a number of the comments of teh peeps remain lol-inspiring.
Hoping things get {{{Nicer}}}.
Don’t leave unless you take me with you.
Not too bed for the night, but to somewhere new among the interwebs.
well the great thing about the internet is that IF YOU DONT LIKE IT…DONT FUC*IN WATCH IT. And don’t complain about it either. You’re dumb. Go away.
It sounds as if you are complaining. What does that make you, and when do you leave?
If you want to see a real Barney FAIL try finding a video for when “BJ” does “Captain Pickles” I swear the “pickle” on the back of his cape looks like a wiener!
umm… this Failed video is a Fail in its self is all I have to say, I dont see anything wrong with the kid brushing his teeth.. -.-
He’s not flossing. Pay attention!
I have trouble understanding you folks. Yeah, the kid is brushing his teeth in the show, about fifteen years ago. This is a wonderful, wonderful fail. I don’t understand why you peculiar people are bringing such a parental, mature attitude to such a website that does not fit either category. “The Glory Hole” church place is funny to everyone, but some kid from Barney blatantly giving an air-BJ is not? Go away, all of you.
Good name choice.
Yeah you too coyote.
Personally I thought it was hilarious and had to stifle tons of laughter in the library. But I did watch it without sound so there was just suddenly a kid giving an air-blowjob with no “proper” context.
Actually WE fail for seeing a fail in this one :p
true
Epileptic fits are no laughing matter.
Especially not in the middle of fellatio.
They do say to put something stiff but soft enough to not break teeth in the victim’s mouth to keep them from biting off their tongue, but that particular “object” would seem like a very bad choice.
usual video where ‘crazy” people try to have fun. lol! what is wrong with that? if even there was some fail it did not look as a fail because their dancing was a fail by itself!
dude,i saw the blowjob almost straight away,its funny as hell,but i do have dirty mind.
Failblog is obviously srs business. These comments are more fail than the video. Jesus Christ on a crutch, you’re patronizing a site called FAILBLOG and you’re QQ’ing about quality and inappropriateness? Loosen up guys. God damn.
Is the video puerile? Yes (no pun intended lol). Is the video wholly inappropriate? You betcha. Is there humor to be found in it? If you answered no to this, you need to get out more and stop taking blogs so seriously. Humor is found in anything, really.
/mytwocents
Exactly Devon and Sio. This is a funny vid. The people raising some sort of moral objection probably laughed involuntarily at first, and then when their guilt kicked in they felt bad about laughing and decided to blog about it. You know that Shakespeare quote about protesting too much? Well I don’t know it either but people should look it up.
Now I know why I hated Barney as a kid -.-
effing hilarious!!! more like this please!
Nikhil, i think you & Meeta are destined to be together. olalal
You norms who are actually offended by this suck. That was hilarious. Enjoy the rest of your lameass suburban days.
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i remember seeing this exact episode when i was little!
just the other day i had this song stuck in my head.
dammit barney!
Was it just me or did anyone else seem to think that barney was way too happy about that motion.
this is an epic music fail!! I wish I could scrub my brain of the now wasted synapses that have recorded this rubbish.
hahahhahahaha it’s funny don’t be stupid…… it’s a great fail. i am still laughing
put the volume to mute, that makes it more funny!
Haha It is so much better without volume, thanks Interneta
“Brushing my teeth”… so… THATS how they call it this days huh?
LOL… You guys really dont like this, I mean cmon ha ha no homo though…
THE BEST
The purple pedophile strikes again.
Haha! Yeah, totally went to school with that kid, too. He had a pig named Bacon. It was awesome.
The sad thing about this is that someday this is probably going to cost him thousands in therapy and counseling.
Being Barney is probably a fail in and of itself.
OMG This is hilarious. I was crying…
And just reading through some of these comments I realized that you guys have no sense of humor.
Jeezz… don’t take it so seriously.
666th!
PMPL! I think that it’s huckin funny!
A man has small tacks
A can has tall sacks
Yeah…. this is really bad. Funny, yet really not funny. Just remove it.
Yes! Censor everything some dipshit doesn’t agree with! Burn them! Burn!
dude go get sucked off.
aw cumon failbog get ur mind out of the gutter.
koolaidman121, learn to spell or get off the internet.
I thought this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a while!!!
What are a bunch of Puritans doing looking at failblog anyway? Shouldn’t you no sense of humor, burn the witches and eat fast food 3 meals a day mongoloids be working diligently to save up for new as-seen-on-TV magical fishing lures or weight-loss cures?
This kid was seen at a gay club years later dancing and doing the same gestures…little Andy was the most popular boy there.
PS, what was the bigger Fail, the movements or the fashion. Good lord.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Funniest video ever!!!!
I’m sorry folks, but I think the shit is funny.
I don’t so much find this a fail in terms of the BJ joke – you either see it or you don’t. It’s the fact that this is the epitome of bad children’s TV. I feel sorry for the kid because it’s pretty clear some overzealous, let’s say “acting coach” but you can use another term starting with p if you like, made him do this. At my elementary school he’d have been strung up by the bullies for this, and I’m waiting for the kids who grew up on Barney to start making public statements such as “we won’t let our children watch this crap the way our parents forced us to.”
haha this reminds me of a song about barney
I hate you you hate me let’s get together and kill barney with a great big shotgun barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur
That’s for kids. thay don’t know what’s a Blowjob
The dancing on this show always looks like upright epileptic fits.
hahaha hes little bruno
its funnier if you watch it with the sound muted. then its just creepy. i feel dirty watching it
I think I saw this episode back when it was new. . .
i think that the fail is teaching kids to swallow their toothbrushes, because my parents told me to not run, dance, or walk around with it in my mouth…..
It would actually be ‘mime’ because ‘pantomime’ is pretending to talk under music and/or other people talking.
700!
Brney is moving his mouth while not even saying a word, and he is dancing so…………………………………. stupidly.
hahaha..so anyone who doesnt think this is hilarious has no sense of humor at all
I had to watch it like 5 times to get it o_o
You must be clean-minded then.
on sanp lock your doors
whats wrong in that video i do not get it!
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