Comments on: Church Store Fail http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:29:38 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: kyle http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-756521 kyle Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:19:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-756521 haha, i drive past it when im driving the number 7 stagecoach route. always a good giggle when i pass it. lol haha, i drive past it when im driving the number 7 stagecoach route. always a good giggle when i pass it. lol

]]> By: Oh no! http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-695469 Oh no! Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:45:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-695469 My elderly neighbor invited me to go there with him. He said he'd take me to the glory hole and we'd have a great time. Oh no... My elderly neighbor invited me to go there with him. He said he’d take me to the glory hole and we’d have a great time. Oh no…

]]> By: ThatsNoMoon http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-673039 ThatsNoMoon Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:09:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-673039 Does this make them Preistitutes? Does this make them Preistitutes?

]]> By: Lai-Lai http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-650670 Lai-Lai Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:58:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-650670 Win! Win!

]]> By: Lai-Lai http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-650669 Lai-Lai Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:57:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-650669 It's where all the priests bring their choir boys for a little one-on-one. It’s where all the priests bring their choir boys for a little one-on-one.

]]> By: Rob http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-635423 Rob Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:30:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-635423 Lmao haha. Good one. Lmao haha. Good one.

]]> By: Neil Anblomi http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-630286 Neil Anblomi Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:18:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-630286 Another one for the believers. Another one for the believers.

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-630264 Dan Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:43:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-630264 Hey, we're equal opportunity fail0rz here... Hey, we’re equal opportunity fail0rz here…

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-630263 Dan Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:33:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-630263 POTATO! POTATO!

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-630262 Dan Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:31:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-630262 The Cross was merely a setback! The Cross was merely a setback!

]]> By: Ash http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-628810 Ash Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:54:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-628810 *grins* No, he just pretends he meant to do that all along, and everybody believes him 'cause he's God. Clearly it couldn't have been *his* fault that he had to wipe out half of creation in the etch-a-sketch apocalypse of the giant flood. *grins* No, he just pretends he meant to do that all along, and everybody believes him ’cause he’s God. Clearly it couldn’t have been *his* fault that he had to wipe out half of creation in the etch-a-sketch apocalypse of the giant flood.

]]> By: Ash http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-628808 Ash Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:51:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-628808 Of course both of you could be wrong. Might be that all the mass-murdering psychos and dead soldiers end up in Valhalla with the Glorious Dead, and we all wind up in Viking hell with... er... well, Hel actually. Or we could wind up in Aztek Mictlan, or Mayan Xibalba, or the Celtic Summerland, so many different afterlives to choose from. Of course both of you could be wrong. Might be that all the mass-murdering psychos and dead soldiers end up in Valhalla with the Glorious Dead, and we all wind up in Viking hell with… er… well, Hel actually.

Or we could wind up in Aztek Mictlan, or Mayan Xibalba, or the Celtic Summerland, so many different afterlives to choose from.

]]> By: Nerf http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-628616 Nerf Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:36:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-628616 Lol got a point there, if we're wrong we'll never know so you lose. If your wrong you'll either burn in hell for eternity or get to sit next to some guy saying I told you so for eternity so you lose again... Lol either way, a win for me. Lol got a point there, if we’re wrong we’ll never know so you lose.
If your wrong you’ll either burn in hell for eternity or get to sit next to some guy saying I told you so for eternity so you lose again…

Lol either way, a win for me.

]]> By: Guess Again http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-626918 Guess Again Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:49:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-626918 Little boys pants: half-off! Little boys pants: half-off!

]]> By: Ploes http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-626681 Ploes Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:42:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-626681 THANKYOU! I thought it was in Kirkcaldy, but you sire are correct! *tips hat* THANKYOU!
I thought it was in Kirkcaldy, but you sire are correct!
*tips hat*

]]> By: Ash http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-625836 Ash Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:39:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-625836 Originally, a Glory Hole was a cupboard under the stairs or a bottom draw somewhere in which you kept odds and ends that weren't particularly useful or attractive enough to display, but reminded you of happier times. Typically it'd contain your wedding dress (if you were a woman) old school trophies and other momentos. The modern meaning has somewhat muddied this alternative meaning, which is a shame in my opinion. -Ash Originally, a Glory Hole was a cupboard under the stairs or a bottom draw somewhere in which you kept odds and ends that weren’t particularly useful or attractive enough to display, but reminded you of happier times. Typically it’d contain your wedding dress (if you were a woman) old school trophies and other momentos. The modern meaning has somewhat muddied this alternative meaning, which is a shame in my opinion.

-Ash

]]> By: Huhuhuhuhu http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-625572 Huhuhuhuhu Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:11:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-625572 somehow, you just know they're selling Jesus Juice in the back. somehow, you just know they’re selling Jesus Juice in the back.

]]> By: Diana http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-625428 Diana Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:38:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-625428 Yes, it's a homeless shelter, and they don't allow bear meat. (I am not *even* making this up.) http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002342056_webmeat20.html Yes, it’s a homeless shelter, and they don’t allow bear meat.

(I am not *even* making this up.)

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002342056_webmeat20.html

]]> By: soup http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-624151 soup Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:57:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-624151 That's still what a glory hole is in the UK today, at least in my world. And I'm quite happy to keep it that way. Pass the brain bleach. That’s still what a glory hole is in the UK today, at least in my world. And I’m quite happy to keep it that way. Pass the brain bleach.

]]> By: Loading... http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-624131 Loading... Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:41:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-624131 Hey when it comes down to god he never fail!!! ... Hey when it comes down to god he never fail!!! …

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-624050 kannadzuki Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:58:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-624050 What? What about the potatoes? What? What about the potatoes?

]]> By: Timothy of Fail (supports CCC in FAILBLOG.ORG) http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623970 Timothy of Fail (supports CCC in FAILBLOG.ORG) Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:52:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623970 Hole-y, hole-y, hole-y Ho-sannah in the HIGHEST!!! AMEN!!! Hole-y, hole-y, hole-y
Ho-sannah in the HIGHEST!!!

AMEN!!!

]]> By: yoyoyo http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623904 yoyoyo Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:23:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623904 meh - that place sucks... meh – that place sucks…

]]> By: Moo http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623820 Moo Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:35:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623820 I just laughed for five straight minutes at that. I needed it. WAT! I just laughed for five straight minutes at that. I needed it.

WAT!

]]> By: Flickerdart http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623794 Flickerdart Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:51:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623794 Is dat sum Helvetica? Freakin' lazy church sign guys (at least it's not Times). Is dat sum Helvetica? Freakin’ lazy church sign guys (at least it’s not Times).

]]> By: Axl http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623716 Axl Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:11:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623716 HA!! I've been here! It's in a small village in Scotland, can't remember the name but it's near Edinburgh. Sadly The Glory Hole was closed at the time and I could not enter. HA!! I’ve been here! It’s in a small village in Scotland, can’t remember the name but it’s near Edinburgh. Sadly The Glory Hole was closed at the time and I could not enter.

]]> By: ScooterMcgavin http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623577 ScooterMcgavin Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:10:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623577 Gloryhole FTW! For The Women... Gloryhole FTW! For The Women…

]]> By: mulaz http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623530 mulaz Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:34:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623530 Someone should drill a hole in the door :) Someone should drill a hole in the door :)

]]> By: statch http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623430 statch Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:06:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623430 worst. fail. ever. could have only been worse if it was a children's center. arg.... worst. fail. ever. could have only been worse if it was a children’s center. arg….

]]> By: uncleflynn http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623375 uncleflynn Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:29:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623375 in the UK in the 1950's, the 'glory hole' was that space under the stairs where you shoved everything you wanted out of sight. erm, on second thoughts, maybe we still need the brain bleach .... in the UK in the 1950’s, the ‘glory hole’ was that space under the stairs where you shoved everything you wanted out of sight.

erm, on second thoughts, maybe we still need the brain bleach ….

]]> By: Czuhc http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623125 Czuhc Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:35:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623125 Apparently the Coens were wrong. Apparently the Coens were wrong.

]]> By: camion http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623123 camion Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:33:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623123 Of course if its the other way around... Of course if its the other way around…

]]> By: Havoc http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623108 Havoc Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:21:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623108 ... …

]]> By: Drum http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623104 Drum Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:19:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623104 Door number two is where you go if you want to stick your tongue through an opening in the wall to receive communion. Door number two is where you go if you want to stick your tongue through an opening in the wall to receive communion.

]]> By: AKNursie http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623038 AKNursie Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:23:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623038 Our homeless shelter here in Juneau is called The Glory Hole LOL Our homeless shelter here in Juneau is called The Glory Hole LOL

]]> By: Mr Evilwrench http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623017 Mr Evilwrench Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:15:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623017 Interestingly, the first thing that phrase brought to my mind was a book of that title, by an amusing author (go ahead and click, it's just amazon) Interestingly, the first thing that phrase brought to my mind was a book of that title, by an amusing author (go ahead and click, it’s just amazon)

]]> By: Morgana http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-623006 Morgana Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:11:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-623006 I would SO attend there.... I'd be on my knees every time the doors were open. I would SO attend there…. I’d be on my knees every time the doors were open.

]]> By: jennifer http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622986 jennifer Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:05:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622986 Theres alot of glory in the hole. Theres alot of glory in the hole.

]]> By: Badger Whisperer http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622971 Badger Whisperer Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:57:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622971 Ahhh, the Vicar's old retreat... Ahhh, the Vicar’s old retreat…

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622969 Brewski Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:56:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622969 "missoionary man"? “missoionary man”?

]]> By: Arthur Eld http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622966 Arthur Eld Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:54:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622966 Then it's too wide. Then it’s too wide.

]]> By: McFail http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622965 McFail Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:48:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622965 I hear you get a bit of an echo if you do. I hear you get a bit of an echo if you do.

]]> By: zooomz http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622960 zooomz Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:32:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622960 *glazes ceramic madonna* *throws in glory hole* *runs out through door number two* *glazes ceramic madonna*
*throws in glory hole*
*runs out through door number two*

]]> By: zooomz http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622959 zooomz Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:30:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622959 black hole? black hole?

]]> By: Leila Leila ♀♀ http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622953 Leila Leila ♀♀ Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:25:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622953 Wow! *click! click!* :D Wow!

*click! click!*
:D

]]> By: Little Girl Blue - Now With :[ ! http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622950 Little Girl Blue - Now With :[ ! Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:20:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622950 *takes extra 's' out of above post* *bends it into an 'o'* *stands back and admires handywork* *takes extra ’s’ out of above post*
*bends it into an ‘o’*
*stands back and admires handywork*

]]> By: Little Girl Blue - Now With :[ ! http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622948 Little Girl Blue - Now With :[ ! Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:19:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622948 ♪ Don't mess with a misssionary man ♫ ♪ Don’t mess with a misssionary man ♫

]]> By: Pugiron http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622947 Pugiron Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:19:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622947 There is so much glory in posting this but not sure its a fail, between Televangelists and Priests. The only things worse than bullscatting preachers lying to the sheep are the damn sheep for believing them. It's a shame they will never know how wrong they are when they cease to exist. There is so much glory in posting this but not sure its a fail, between Televangelists and Priests. The only things worse than bullscatting preachers lying to the sheep are the damn sheep for believing them. It’s a shame they will never know how wrong they are when they cease to exist.

]]> By: JazzyGirl http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622945 JazzyGirl Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:17:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622945 Takes second look at fail....hmmm guess is it a glass shop? Still FAIL. Takes second look at fail….hmmm guess is it a glass shop? Still FAIL.

]]> By: JazzyGirl http://failblog.org/2009/09/29/church-store-fail/#comment-622944 JazzyGirl Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:16:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=25948#comment-622944 Yes but this ain't no glass blowing shop (PUN INTENDED) and I don't think anyone would stick their appendage into a firing furnace. Yes but this ain’t no glass blowing shop (PUN INTENDED) and I don’t think anyone would stick their appendage into a firing furnace.

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