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dumb
Dumb-ledore *In GREEEN*
It’s the invisibility cloak!
Photobomber
harry potter at 40??
guess it’s what happens when you hang around with horses.
Second!
You Fail. Hard.
blind
deaf
sure plays a mean pinball…
Who?
That deaf dumb and blind kid
How do you think he does it?
(I don’t know)
What makes him so good?
He plays by sense of smell.
Helps that he’s got no nerve endings in his fingertips…
Father can you hear me?
What is democracy?
OMG JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN REFERENCES?
In soviet Russia weather tells youuuu…
Now you’re just monkeying around.
There will be a giant head floating over Arkansas.
A powerful category 5 fat head slammed into New Orleans.
I told you not to wear green!
It makes you look severed.
So that’s Hurricane Matt?
no, it’s nantonio!
I never knew hurricanes had goatees, you live and learn I suppose
they sneeze, too. watch out, florida!
*ducks*
phew! Thanks!
Its not a hurricane…
Finally we get to see “El Nino”!
Hurricane Mitch.
I don’t like the cut of that garment.
It does seem a bit dice-y.
Idk. Personally, I think it looks sharp!
i think it’s a bit…
revealing.
*puts on green t shirt*
*wanders arount television studios*
*puts on green ski mask*
*follows k@*
Tonight we shall mainly interrupt live broadcasts!
I can see right through you two! You’re so transparent.
Oh
is it that clear for you to see 
Nah, I can only see your head and part of your arm…
Ah! I forgot to change my name back to Chaz on that last post!
*runs and hides*
…looks guilty though eh?
Oh yes, and I like it all!
♫ Every step you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you ♪
*k@ and fluffy squeezes*
Whoops! Missed. That head-floating-behind-the-body thing is a bit tricky.
*invisisqueeze*
*transparisqueeze!*
*translucisqueeze*
It’s Mufasa!
*shudders*
Oooooohhhh
It tingles!
Say it again!
Mufasaaaaaa!
“Do you guys mind, I’m trying to talk to Lisa.”
Cloudy with a chance of floating heads.
Hey, Arkansas! Look at me when I’m talking to you.
Does that make it a scene from Zardoz?
As long as Connery’s not wandering around in a bikini, I can dig it.
Tonight we will have a clear night, with only a slight chance of decapitation…..sorry precipitation,
what was I thinking?
Quit being creepy!
And watch out for receding hairlines in Arkansas…
a little rock without the red hat?
He’s hoping those showers above him will stimulate follicle growth.
SHHHHHH!!!! I trying to b sneekee!!
…GTFO of here.
Is he clutching Jamaica in his fist?
His elbow is going to haunt Florida.
he’s just trying to get a handle on it.
He’s got Springfield on his mind.
to stimulate growth?
He has Corpus Christi up his ass. Blasphemy!
And is that a little Rouge on his Baton?
Isn’t peeing onto Cuba a violation of the US boycott? Somehow?
Nah, that’s how cuban cigars get their flavor.
Until you said that, Arthur, I hadn’t figured out that’s what he’s doing…
Golden showers bring Cuban flowers…
There’s a warm front flowing in.
Thunderstorms over Texas…
Tinkle, tinkle, little (lone) star…
It will relieve the high pressure that’s built up.
Well, there goes the gulf coast.
Seems to me there’s something funny going on in Arkansas…
Wow, I’m out 2 weeks, and the whole neighborhood has changed! Fluffy is a new colo(u)r, Great Scott is now Scotty, and you’re getting true-blue frisky. I love it!
*squeezes*
I know! After being out for a couple months it all looks so foreign! …In a good way though!
And Fuzz and I got married!!!
*faints*
Just kidding!
*shakes Brewski*
Hey buddy wake up! A little help here!!
*passes smelling salts*
*waves smelling salts under Brewski’s nose*
Come on, come on. WAKE UP!
Here, try this instead.
*hands Jenny a glass of Chimay*
*sniff sniff*
Do I smell Chimay??
It never fails.
*squeeze!*
I originally read that as “*shaves Brewski*”, which I though was going a bit too far.
Well, you never know what will happen while passed out!
um, yeah. don’t tell him we’ve been busy on his back with the permanent marker… pass the green one, willya?
*squeeze*
Just tryin’ to give the blog variety, sweetie!
Glad to see you Brewski. My name was generating soo many Star Trek jokes, it seemed appropriate. Doc Brown may return one day.
*squeezes*
Thanks!
I love the avatar! But, I’m a trekkie geek, so I’m biased.
*squeeze*
Great scott makes me think of Rocky Horror or Back to the Future.
I always liked Louisianna, but apparently it is in fact an armpit, Wow!
And here I always thought it was a french boot.
He’s Mike Litoris
yeah… well… we should be thankful he’s not a Hunt.
Jim! that is not the ocean! Stop it and clean that up!
Insert Dramatic Chipmunk?
Little Rock has its eye on Oklahoma City.
Someone’s going to sue themselves over this…
Maybe he is sneaking a dryline up his tornado alley?
Usually you have to pay double for that sort of thing…
And you know this because????
Um…um…ummmm………..
*looks left and right nervously*
*prays for something random to take the focus off Chaz*
*psst… try the old “Look! An idiot!” gag. works every time*
(aside): Ok thanks!
—
Ahem…
LOOK! AN IDIOT!
(aside): Ok! Thanks!
—
Ahem…
LOOK! AN IDIOT!
I see id-iots!
*looks at Chaz* You look familiar…Didn’t I see you in a video about tornadoes and drylining? *checks favorite Youtube clips*
Uh…NO! NO! NOT AT ALL! uh…heheh…um…oh gosh…
OT- My wireless just lost connection and when I went to reconnect I saw that Kornkrust and Frizzlezap are available networks.
They will be…in the future…it seems you’ve seen to much.
You know what we do to people who have seen too much…
ought-oh
…we give them COOKIES!
*phew*
and milk them for all they have.
I’d definitely avoid Kornkrust. But Frizzlezap sounds tempting…
*shuffles feet on carpet*
*sneaks up behind Brewski, index finger extended*
*POKE!!!*
*giggles as Brewski is frizzlezapped*
Yah, I know…I’m gonna pay for that. :[
Does this mean we are going to see more of Brewski’s split ends?
brewski’s end is split?? ewwwww… get outta mah haid, you visual.
Look out! It’s Hurricane Bubba!
We interrupt this news cast to bring you a public service announcement:
Today is voting Monday.
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Please take some time from commenting and go to the vote page and be a part of making our collective voice heard. Set a goal like vote on every fail in the first X pages or make X up and down votes. Be a part of improving what fails we are given to comment on and discouraging hate speech.
Doitnowgo!
*squeeze*
*runs off to vote for all the penis-shaped fails*
Not a fail-snob anymore?
*squeeze*
*runstovote*
*makes checklist*
1. Vote
2. Roleplay hornychat
3. Safety
*ticks off voting on LGBs list*
Right, next.
*sticks “I Voted” sticker on shirt*
When I was voting, I came across the “It made my day” post. I was wondering what you all thought of this new site. Personally, I don’t support the concept of “It Made My Day.” It just feeds into the newbies and trolls who comment on fails saying “This looks like more of a win to me.” With the creation of IMMD we will just have to put up with more of these types of remarks on Failblog. Idk this may just be me, but I want to know what you all think.
Too many people felt that their day was made at the expense of someone’s misfortune for my taste. Only a few of the submissions had the right spirit, IMO. I didn’t like the site because of that mix.
I agree with AA. I also felt the idea was just kinda cheezy and not well thought-out. Anybody could make up anything they wanted to that “made their day.” Fail.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along. Move along….
I vote for breasts…and nuts!
*opens packet of peanuts*
Does squirrel breast taste like chicken too?
Surprisingly, yes.
*sneaks nuts from k@*
*scurries back up tree*
No. Squirrels taste like rats. Just as they look.
Don’t ask how I know.
*goes to vote*
*still thinks it would be easier if THEY wouldn’t put certain fails on their page*
*squeeze*
*squeezes*
Thanks everyone. Off to vote now, myself.
I voted!!
And Arthur, I completely agree. We’ve written to the Powers that Be about it, but apparently to no avail.
But that’s why we need to take the fails into our own hands!
On my way…
is this where I take the “vote for more bush” off my bumper?
seriously new to the whole blog thing. How do i vote? I’m on the site…
never mind. I gotta stop being on FB while at work. Work is sucking all my mental capabilities out of me.
Failblog can help refill the tank.
Actually, I’d love to see weather forecasters wear the same colour as their backdrop just like that guy.
It’s always annoying when they stand DIRECTLY in front of the one area wherein you actually want to know what’s happening.
FIRST!!!
or not…
Finished trolling?
!!!FIRST!!!
Please do me a favor…
Either stop being a troll or don’t comment. It’s that simple. Trolling just makes everyone else’s day a little worse. So please. Don’t.
Yet I am breaking my own rule: Never try to reason with a troll.
We could correct this situation by talking about…the weather.
oh I dunno… let’s make fun of the firstie trolls first!
after that, we can all drink heavily. trolls look so much prettier after a beer or 12.
… or 13…
Oh no! I didn’t say that number!
Yes. Yes you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Floating head win!
Is it just me, or does the guy look like he’s taking a whiz in the Gulf of Mexico and the weather guy walked in on him?
Hahaha too true! Either that or they turned the bathroom wall with the urinals on it into a green screen.
not to worry, he’s a low flow.
Arkansas is watching you! Watching the whole country.
there is some rain comming in from the west and a big head from the north that was the weather today thanks for watching
wait, wait…wait….does that make it partly cloudy or what? Should I bring a sweater?
No need. That guy looks quite sweaty enough.
well if you got caught peeing on cuba, wouldn’t you sweat?
Just watching discovery channel, they finally did it. They invented a automated bar. It’s called bar two dee two. It dispenses beer and everything. You simply tell it via a computer and blue tooth what ingredients you have loaded up and it comes up with every possible known drink that you can make with it.
“Tea. Earl Grey, hot.”
Make it so.
Engage!
No mere dispenser can replace Guinan.
It even has a motor which it can drive around with, it hasn’t mastered stairs yet, oh and the button to make it make drinks is labeled “Do it”.
So that is the magic words you two up there are looking for. ^
*takes Emp by the hand to show him all the references he missed*
Indeed.
I fail.
Sorry there Captain. Someone forgot to beam up my sense of humo(u)r today. I was left in a serious frame of reference. :[
Careful, I don’t trust machines, it may want you to…assimilate.
It does it. Believe it or not, you can set the temperature in about everything except for Kelvins.
“I am the Great OZ!!”
…and you are an alcoholic?
Hi OZ, you are welcomed here. Care to share your story?
He must be the head of state…..lol
aww why cant canada get good head like this
^
weather
Watch out man, Arkansas looks pissed.
San Antonio is gonna kick his ass!
True story: My sister used to work at The Weather Channel. Said there was more than once a meteorologist went to the rest room, with the mic still on. Even with the signs reminding them to turn them off.
Did it broadcast niagara falls or the john philip sousa bassoon?
I was wondering why it smelled like old pizza for a week here in AR.
“Reports of a gigantic floating arm over the Gulf of Mexico have seafarers and those on the coast in a roaring panic.”
Wow, I love the look on the weatherman’s face…almost like this has happened before.
it’s a giant leprechaun!
Cloudy with a chance of douchebags
ROFL
Boring.
ORLY?
For the weather today we can expect a huge floating head covering most of Arkansas, and parts of Tennesee, Missiissippi and Louisiana.
No one wears green here… there is a vid in failblog about this…
This looks like it’s from Daily Buzz, which is basically a news show by complete retards where they stage “bloopers” in a desperate attempt at humor.
Yeah, that looks to be Mitch English, and this “blooper” was likely staged to some extent.
how does that even happen? XD
Looks like rain with a high chance of some guy named Bob.
Gotta watch out for those floating head fronts, they’re killer… PS I love the look on the guy’s face, like ‘maybe they won’t see me’
Sunny, with a 30% chance of shifty-looking disembodied heads.
This is quite obviously an Invisibility Cloak WIN.
There has been a lot of “FAIL’s” that are really just funny pranks. They really need to think about what is actually Failing and what is just a joke/prank/irony.
lololololololol
funny look on that man face
its Cheshire cat!
I know that show its called The Daily Buzz its a funny news show in the morning unlike all those serious news stations this one has fun and its awesome and they did that as a joke and it was funny the site for the show is http://www.dailybuzznow.com
can’t sleep fullstops will eat me
Did he die?
Evidentally, he has his head in the clouds.
he sure must be thinking up a storm right now….
RUN!!! It’s Mike the hurrican man!!!!!
a little musty in arkansas
it looks like it will be a little musty in arkansas
YEAH! This is EPIC!
lol weres this from?
This is from a news clip from Channel 57 “The CW” in Madison, Wisconsin, USA. I know because I live here and see it every day. They think they are funny. They are not. Our local news is stupid. I hate Emmy Fink.
The Phil-A-Pines.
I believe that man’s related to the Chesire Cat! XD
This is what happens when you wear a blue shirt to a weather channel place. xDD No, Seriously. They tell you not to wear blue shirts.
Just FYI, it’s a GREEN shirt that he’s wearing.
The greenscreen thinks that the green should become weather.
¨Hey look guys! My chest can predict the weather!”
photoshop failll
We appear to have some strong headwinds coming this way.
This is from a news clip from Channel 57 “The CW” in Madison, Wisconsin, USA. I know because I live here and see it every day. They think they are funny. They are not. Our local news is stupid. I hate Emmy Fink.
Moral: dont were green shirts in frot of a green screen
RAYMAN!!!