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For all your hammered nails.
(available from the hardware department in the previous fail)
Yeah, that or this is some kind of Jeffrey Dahmer commemoration set from Amazon.
Best nails in the world
)
anyone here see jamm?
I have somme in mmy fridge.
next to jelly
Yes ,I have seen her, at her best and at her worse. I think this is the time for a song ♫ Nobody know the trouble I have seen Nobody seen the the things I have seen♫
(5 eagles be jammin’!
)
Do we have any manicurian candidates?
I was so wasted last night my NAILS got drunk.
A few too many screwdrivers, dilly?
*hic*
Someone was plying me with drinks all night.
You don’t learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking, and getting well hammered yourself.
~George Bernard Shaw
“Strange Women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for Government!”
~Michael Palin, Monty Python
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I
dreamdelirium tremens things that never were; and I say, ‘WTF!?’”~ George Bernard Shaw, drunk
Was that someone you?
It’s actually electricity tester, not just a mere screwdriver.
Great idea .. I miss that every time I do my nails ..
It’s a manicure set.
Man, that’ll cure you from wantin’ any more of ‘em!
any more of what? cooties? is that what she uses the needle nose pliers for, or are those booger removers?
Don’t be silly!
It’s for MANLY MEN!
manly men with dingleberries in need to immediate removal.
LOL!
Honestly, I haven’t heard “dingleberries” in a long time!
Good one!
for “tough as nails” nails
MADE IN CHINA
you’d think the chinese would know what a manicure set looked like
first
FAIL
Why don’t you give yourself a facial with the manicure set yourmomma?
you are so screwed
yourmomma fail
In Russia, Nails manicure YOU!
Wow, it’s back again. and still not funny.
It’s Freddy Kreuger’s manicure set!
Or Hellboy’s!
Or Wolverine!
heh … you sound adamant about that.
Or Lady Deathstrike!!
Or Dick Cheney, Manicurist.
lol … though it’s his shotgun makeup kit I’m most afraid of.
could be Data’s…
personally, I believe this is part of Courtney Love’s travel kit. she’s strange like that.
The Terminator’s manicure set?
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT NICE CUTICLES
Aww, you’re such a CUTE seemingly unstoppable cyborg assassin who has been sent back from the year 2029 by a collective of artificially intelligent computer-controlled machines bent on the extermination of the human race.
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, BOOTS, MOTORCYCLE AND NAIL FILE
bite me!
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of beautifully manicured nails, maybe we can too.
Me 2 *SCHNUPFEN* *SCHNÄUZ*
What do you get when you cross The Terminator with a sheep? Steel wool….
I beg to differ.
300,000 years of evolution, resulting in the Welsh.
To the tune of “When the Saints Come Marching In”:
♫ Oh fluffy sheep are wonderful
oh fluffy sheep are won-der-fullll… ♫ (clickie)
fake
Art Official.
^ taking Tasch to task
Where art thou?
Do I have to paint a picture of a tool for you?
*stands back*
*admires nesting*
*frames with index fingers and thumbs*
*nods approvingly*
*admires*
you have a nose for applying good needling
oooohhhhh… I get it! It’s girl blue’s repair kit for her funky toy!! and her cure for man. …
What’s made in China, should stay in China.
Tell that to Wal-mart. And Toy’s R Us. And several other major retailers.
Manchurian manicure.
*panics*
Even Chinese people?
Unless the Honey Moon is in France.
perhaps this was the party favor the communist chinese gave to sarah palin in thanks for her unimpressive speech? yanno… something of equal value in trade?
Hang on – have you seen my nails??
*hammers home the point*
*puts Carpenters album on*
*eats carpenters brand cereal*
You can taste the pain in every bite.
*smiles in pain*
You’re on top of the world there, LGB, with all the birds suddenly appearing.
♪ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer out a warning … ♫
Manicure Set? Sure, if you’re Edward Scissor hands…
sure… for that special man-i-cure toy which a girl never leaves home without.
Industrial-strength — for really TOUGH nails.
… nails as tough as … um … ?
old boots?
getting into Ringling Bros. Clown College?
Fruitcake!
those found on old goats
I really hope that there is also a pedicure set, with and angle-grinder and tin-snips. Not … not that I’d have any use for it personally, you understand.
taking aim at lousy spamming.
Well, I could always make spam cookies for everyone….
Can you please some?
I love the spam cookies you make.
*smiles*
Looks like you accidentied your verb there, STS.
I think he was asking if Spam cookies can please some of the people all of the time?
or all of the people some of the time?
I meant “can you please make some?”
LGB I’ve been thinking about you… Have you seen the latest comic?
hehehehehe … The best comedy is always reality-based! I’m glad I could be your inspiration!
*squeeze*
I vaguely remember all the people here… it’s all coming back… this is called, what, “FailBurg”?
Man, 2 weeks off and I don’t even know what the hell is going on.
I’m a zombie now (since yesterday).
*welcome back squeeze*
This seems to be spreading. ZA, abstract, you… who’s next?
*runs off to the bookstore to buy a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide*
*scans room for possible weapons*
I won’t attack Failblog regulars.
Tell that to my nose.
*Scornful glare*
*gives back nose and if needed new exact Qwaz nose*
*follows and explains*
I am a zombie cause I died so…
I won’t hurt FailBlog Regulars.
Trolls on the other hand…
I like the word Flyins better then trolls. We tend to degrade people with names on here not good I learned that the hard way.
This manicure set meant for those with hands that have suffered hard wear and tear.
Wither there rusted or broken…
You can always fix’em.
Well, probably not if they’re withered. *shudders*
Et tu, Brontë?!
Then fall, Wuthering Heights.
Brontë? That’s Hardy of you, fuzz. You must be Far from the Madding Crowd.
a farmer never leaves home without them
For stubborn hang nails from hell
You should see the kit they make for a bris
I think you’re making a mounting kit out of a mohel.
Mohel from hell!
Couldn’t afford more fancy kits —
They had to settle for mohel six.
Torture kitMy First Witness Intimidation setGrand theft auto starter packNo More Chipmunk Problem!Hmm…oh, I know. “Manicure Set.” Why not?
Manicure Tournament
Manicure Game
Manicure Match
Hmm…oh, I know. “Manicure Set.” FTW?
AIDS cure setCancer cure set
Man cure set
Hmm…oh, I know “Manicure Set.” Can I play too?
Mani
fest Destiny as explained by Robert Smith of theCure setThere, that’ll fit on the package of whatever the hell the product is, I don’t know.
^ ♪ nailed it! ♫
Bazing
*Hammered*
It’s a manicure set from China. Theres nothing weird about it.
excellent manicure set…… if you’re a horse!
Well, I guess that really puts the MAN in MANincure.
It’s mislabeled, it’s for fighting off manticores.
The manticore (Baricos in Greek) is a legendary creature similar to the Egyptian sphinx. It has the body of a red lion, a human head with three rows of sharp teeth (like a shark), and a trumpet-like voice. Other aspects of the creature vary from story to story. It may be horned, winged, or both. The tail is that of either a dragon or a scorpion, and it may shoot poisonous spines to either paralyze or kill its victims. The creature’s feet may also be of a dragon.
heh ... you're sound pretty sharp yourselfbut after makin' several readings,I've come to find my typing's not so sound....
Now where did I put that sharkCure™ kit?
over here by the andpaulCure™ kit!
So one threatens it with a deadly French manicure? Sounds dubious, I’d be dragon my heels to try out that one.
I must admit that I (no really) use a mini flat head screwdriver to clean out under my nails at the office. It started as an emergency “well it’s better than nothing” thing, but has since become a regular habit.
Ooo, is it weird personal grooming confession time? Awesome. I like to floss my teeth while I’m at the movies.
I confess I just let mine fall out -- I has lotsactually I have used both pliers and straight razors for cutting my nails, and the screw driver to clean under as well. not them best cleanest cut, but very macho.
err *”the best clean cut,”
Razor blades are too prone to meandering mid-cut for that purpose, but they’re at least understandable…
but pliers just don’t have any business being used on anyone’s nails.
Megan Fox could use that!!
who?
Oh, I see the fail here, they forgot the nail polish.. *whistle*
What? I’m teaching everyone how to do their nails in a pinch, just like I did with their hair.
Bah! Real MacGyver could give you a flawless manicure just using the packaging.
It’s a learning process, You can’t just jump straight to the top.
manicure set for robots !
Yeah, that’s a manicure set, all right…maybe if you’re in a “Saw” movie…
With the way they’re cranking them out, we’ll all have been in a Saw movie pretty soon.
*saw that*
*is proud of never having seen any of them*
Well maybe if you’re a really RUGGED manicurist…
Don’t know about you, but I can smell the lead paint all the way to here.
*will not lick manicure supplies… this time*
*doesn’t EVAR lick manicure supplies*
*licks stamps, if they’re the old kind*
Manicure set endorsed by the Spanish Inquisition.
‘Because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition’
… or manatees.
or gophers
You don’t get it!
It’s the manucure set of The Thing from the 4 Fantastic…
Surely there’d be a diamond-tip drill in the set if it was for The Thing?
lmao this is hilarious
looks like my boyfriends manicure set
Is your boyfriend a jailer in a Turkish prison, perchance? (^_~)
he’s a lumberjack… his toiletry set includes a poulan chainsaw.
For those stubborn ingrown toe nails.
*wince*
I had an ingrown toenail once. The result was not pretty, considering I had walked 30 km in a school expedition to Wales. To add insult to injury (literally), the doctor did not use anaesthetic, to be “efficient”.
Oh, they always know best, don’t they, those doctors. Screw them!
nahhhh… more like something to dig those stubborn hemorrhoids out.
for some ppl it’s a win
sometimes buba® also uses a pickaxe.
MANicure is right!
Manichaeism is distinguished by its elaborate cosmology describing the struggle between a good, spiritual world of light, and an evil, material world of darkness.
It puts the ‘MAN’ in ‘manicure’.
You and a baldy… Minds of masters.
Something like that.
Confucius say, “Small toolkit contain many cures.”
And “The cures contain small tools”
The Cure? It’s not Friday, are you in love?
*hamered*What?
What was I doing?
The uses are manifold.
It may be wise to keep one handy, then.
Yeah I remember getting my girlfriend that.The next day I was cleaning up hand from the floor.
I am dead I guess so…ZA should I be zombie or not (if yes can you help me become one?)?
(I’ll give you free brains if you do)
That depends. Are you:
A). Capable of re-animating yourelf?
B). Of a preference to consuming the human brain?
C). Able to bust some snazzy moves to Thriller?
I guess I’ll become a zombie.
I don’t get it, don’t all real men use pliers & box cutters to trim their nails? Or is the joke that the oxy-torch and hacksaw are missing from the packet?
the place where it was made says it all – made in china…
That’s right, the part of the planet that gave us paper, silk, gunpowder, porcelain, the compass, the printing press ….
…And yet they make that.
ShadowTheSniper, at this moment, I count thirteen posts from you on this webpage. Those posts include four misspellings and seven grammatical, syntactical, and/or punctuation errors. More of your posts you have made contain printing errors than ones that don’t.
The Fail in this picture is because it contains a humorous type of printing and labeling error, not because it was made in China, notwithstanding any bigoted trolls’ suggestions otherwise.
I took it Fuzz, that the China nation should have taken more time/thought/care in the high quality workmanship they are so famous for. STS was shocked at this I guess(not speaking for STS) bro.
Therefore tearing him a new one does not help.
Most manufacturing nations have a long history of snafus. The Chinese are very commited to quality workmanship. I have seen it firsthand. I would argue they do a better job than many European and North American manufacturers. But since they command such a huge percentage of global manufacturing, they command an equally large percentage of screwups. Painting them as having poor quality is not fair.
When a Chinese plant manager gets caught with substandard quality, it’s not unusual for them to commit suicide or be executed. In the USA, they are given a bonus. I don’t think fuzz said anything inapproriate here.
It might look like I was trying to hurt STS, and I was kind of gruff. But I was more interested in just cutting off any more support for bigotry here; we see too much of that.
Lots of Fail pictures are in the form of misprints and mistaken labels. Both of today’s are — one’s from China, one’s from the U.S. It’s not smart or kind to criticize an entire country based on something like that.
Well said.
Most Chinese industrial production is cheap crap. You can’t deny that. But quality is a variable. The Chinese can make anything anyone else can make, but half the price and 75% the quality. Which is why we buy it. You would expect shrink-wrapped tools like that to last for one job and then fall apart, but you probably get what you pay for.
Wouldn’t last for one job?!?!
Man, you can bet your rear end that you could manicure your hands for a lifetime without this set showing as much as a mark…. Sheesh…
To harm to foul Fuzz, both ways ok blue jays.
In Japanese, China is known simply as 中国, chu-goku, or “The Middle Kingdom”. Shows how our ancient lexicographers revered the nation so much that they designated the title of the centre of the known world to it.
*bows*
Some of you never learn…
*gets E.T. finger out of pocket*
*sneaks up behind bff*
That’s exactly same characters in Chinese, for the country we call China, with exactly same meaning.
China calls itself as Middle Kingdom, or, in other words, the center of the known world.
Same as every other individual on the planet
Must be a Stone Cold Steve Austin fan.
ah shit. posted in the wrong fail.
Now it is a Fail about a Fail.
a shitty fail about a screwy fail?
Ha ha fail ! ^^
No. This is Manicure Set Fail. Get it right.
Manicure. Right. Fail.
I just use my teeth for manicuring.
I’m sure your customers appreciate the personal touch.
We are on the cutting edge of this fail. So lets just ply er it out and quit screwing with it.
I got a point out that you nailed it right.
Hit the screw right on the head of the hammar, there.
…
Wait, what?
You should be a C.C.C member Captain Obvious.
Not Fail … Men’s Manicure set
If you’re going to ply your customers with cutting-edge manicure tools, you don’t want to screw up like this!
You nailed it, Brewski.
You said *screw*. Hehe. Hehe.
Hey that is copy right from above Mr Brewski. I would never do that LMAO.
a cutting edge opinion, non?
DAAAAAMN! What kinda nails do they have in china?!
I didn’t know Chinese rednecks exist!
I didn’t know that not knowing exists!
*sigh* I have used these things to give myself a manacure before… In my defence I was working on a tour and had nothing else available…
Sorry about that.
A manicure set for robots perhaps?
No self respecting robot would be caught dead using a manicure set…
Oh, man! You stole my line…. Wait. Probably not really…..
Oh no, ma’am. My momma always told me stealin’ was bad.
Shadow, you don’t come ’round hardly nearly enough to suit me. I wish your life revolved around FB more than it does….
Awww, shucks…
*blushing squeeze*
Believe me, m’lady, my life would revolve around FailBlog a lot more were it not already revolving around school work.
Nonetheless, I’m flattered.
♫ No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I’ll be found
When I come around… ♫
Indeed. Well said.
Silent, but Forceful.
Filled with a kind of quiet fury.
Like a Millennium Falcon punch in a cloaking device.
Deadlier than The Heavy equipped with an invisibility suit.
Its like its not there.
lol … it’s like a shadow of someone’s zombie !magination
It must be the Tin Man’s manicure set.
♫If I only had a Heart….there would alalalla and lalalalal
If I only had a heart♫
You always had a heart all along.
Reminds me of the .mp3 snippet I once set to play at work every time we received emails from a certain center… Dorothy asking the Scarecrow “Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?”
Nice
*high fives*
You know what was funny? The nail polish that came with it had led in it.
Perfect for either elephant or Ent.
*ahem*
Regulars, Regulars, Regulars.
I wonder if this really works…
*jumps out seemingly from nowhere riding a horse*
Well, howdy there, li’l trailhand. You called?
*poof*
*appears*
What da…how did I get here?
Ok this is just downright scary, here.
*yawn* … whah?
Well, you summoned us, now tell us why we’re here.
Yeah, we want some money! … Wait, what’s this about why we’re here?
I came for some juice. *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Personal gain. Is that so wrong?
Of course not. We might be able to actually set up the wasteland tonight with more than one or two people on that are worth talking to!
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
Alas, I must be off soon, Curse laptops and their battery life!
*Brings out lawnchairs anyway*
Little comma, you are a period today.
It just needs a little trim — a commanicure.
I don’t know… but Judy, I have the feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore…
ha ha
lol
Guantanamo Bay manicure set win.
*notices that it seems to be empty in here*
That’s right. Everybody get some rest so we can play chatty horned roller blades tomorrow!
…and get ready for our first “turn out the vote” Monday.
Nighty-night!
*squeeze*
Mai-Ling doesn’t mess around.
That’s a “Russian Mafia” manicure set. They are just missing a couple of words
made for a cavewoman
made in china…………
Made in china for big persons only!!!
The new Interrogator “Manicure” set. Gimme a razor, some pliers, and a screw driver.. I’ll get him to talk.
It is a MANicure set, for people with nails as tough as nails.
lol and whoz gonna buy that stuff?
Plastic surgery at home!
Lost in translation
This should be in the “Engrish” site
but now i want to say “shite” cause of the “rish” Xp
It actually WAS on Engrish.com back on September 3rd. I would be unsurprised if the uploader first saw it there before submitting it here.
Win!
thats the most effective Manicure Set i’ve ever seen
the manicure set for Shrek
A manicure set PERFECT for Chinese rednecks!
You should see my ex…… lol
This must be Jack Bauer’s manicure set.
Thats what happens when you put a large woman into tiny shoes.
FOR BIGFOOT
This is the manicure set for C3PO.
It’s better named Man’s Manicure Set WIN.
I see a proper hangnail remover, a fingernail cleaner and a nail trimmer. What other tools would you use for those tasks?
It’s a “Man I Cure” set. Makes sense to me.
Haha, that is exactly what my dad would need for a manicure……
OUCH!
When i saw the “Made in China” i was like, “Oh, that explains it.”
Maybe it’s a manicure kit for androids.
That’s a ~real~ man’s manicure set. Just yank those suckers out.
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Commenting on the pic doesn’t mean you have to add spam along with it.
MADE IN CHINA! duh thats wat they use
Actually, if it said pedicure set, it would make sense. I’ve had ingrown toenails that required all three of those tools to fix.
Chine ROCK !!
Manicure – Chuck Norris style- If anyone attempts to perform a manicure on Chuck, these are the tools he uses to disfigures the performer with…
this is why you dont trust asians.