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Accident involving two Albuquerque (New Mexico) Police cars
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Enos, you dipstick!
Sorry Cletus!
*bystander* What The?
Is there a problem officers?
♪ do de do do do de do de do do do do ♪
Officer #1; “D’oh!”
Officer #2; “Nuts!”
He got..peanut butter..on my chocolate.,.
He got… chocolate..on my peanut butter….
You sunk my battleship!
Ancient chinese secret, huh?
Calgon! Take me away!
Ociffer, there’s a clingon the back of mah cruiser!
I’m officer reises – are you okay???????
Mmmmmmmm…
Or, perhaps Frank Drebin has been assigned to this case.
The Lieutenant with a Naked Gun?
*averts eyes*
LGB…you’re avatarless!
Whaddufu? Where’d my avatar go? BFF it’s me! Little Girl Blue! Only you can’t tell….
How the f*uck did that happen?
Have you checked your email address? There could be a typo.
Did you check your TCP/IP settings?
Enable cookies?
Do you want this dog?
*breathes sigh of relief*
Whew! That was awful! I thought all of the stuff that was happening to the blog yesterday was starting all over again!
*takes dog from Jon*
My favorite kind! Poodlepomeranianpinscher. Wait … what’s that hanging from his … erm … tail?
A healthy blend of peanut butter and chocolate.
Honest.
can i make a sexytime with the female cop?
Second !
Hmm… well who gets arrested?
Eni meani mini moe catch a tiger by his to if he holers let him go eni meani mini moe.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Short straw?
the rear-ender does!
Im curious who is gonna pay for that.
You are, mister taxpayer!
All of it? But I have a wife…and kids…and a dog….and a house…and…uhh….AIDS, yeah I’ve got that too!
Not only do you get to pay all of it… but more than half, too.
Taxpayer will pay for that!
nooooooo… this is why there is insurance! so all the socialist-loving policy holders get to pay via rate hike!
Not only will you pay for the damages. but if the driver is injured. You’re probably going to pay for that too.
That must be the Reno Police Division again.
Actually its the albuquerque police department haha
This must be Cop Week
You mean Cop Wreck?
bad boy, bad boy, whatja gonna do, whatja gonna do when she rear-ends you. …
NINETH
NUMBER TROLL!
GET’EM!
CHARRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*chucks a few spears*
Hey Ma, guess who I ran into today!!
*ma* Who?
your sister!
100 bottles of *hic* beer on the wall *hic* 100 bottles of beer
*hic* take it down *hic* pass it around *hic* 99 bottles of beer *hic*
*crashes into other cop car*
Why pass it around? This cop didn’t ;D
oops
Oops is right. Someone got fired that day.
*jumps up and down* OOoo can you please tell me, please!
*gives puppy dog eyes (Hyped up on sugar)*
They sure would’ve copped it
At least round these parts, if you shoot someone on the line of duty you’re suspended with pay. I doubt anything happened more than a “lol, I need a new cruiser, dude!”
♪ She’s got a ticket to write, and she don’t care. ♫
Hi baby! How’s your morning going? I’m going to hipster baseball in a minute but I’ll be back later.
? How’s that different from regular baseball, aside from taking place in the trendy part of Brooklyn?
Everyone wears really 80s clothes.
nothing about the 80’s was hip.
not even MC Hammer.
WIN.
ts6788 why are you not at your post…ts6788 storm trooper why are you not at your post.
They were playing wii?
How exactly where they able to play Wii in a police car? I’m pretty sure Nintendo haven’t released the Portable Wii yet.
They didn’t know that, That’s why they crashed.
And Good Morning BondFan.
*squeeze*
They were doing weed?
Now that seems more likely, considering this happened in New Mexico.
*plays in druglord’s house ignores search and plays on Wii*
We are on our lunch break.
Strike! *high fives all around*
*jumps up and down in delight*
Hehehe. Wait a minute you didn’t eat THAT sugar did you?
Maybe *hides glazed doughnuts*
oui
I can do better
Hey shadow
^(^_^)^
Hello Spoon God.
*squeeze*
What the heck is that by the front wheel – it looks like they both ran someone over at the same time!
that’s rita the mita maid
good morning all.
Bumper cars got to love em.
Good morning
*squeeze*
godd morning STS. *squeeze*
♫Stop ……in the name of love
you broke my heart♫
5 eagles — I woke up this morning giggling about your post the other day. I forgot which fail it was, but you were handing someone costumes (kitty, lizard, etc.) It was hilarious! I know you don’t like them but ….
*SNORK!*
There is only two persons I don’t like on here and that feeling is mutual I believe, the rest are cool,sexy,handsome,funny,silly,smart etc..you get my point.
It was ?????? someone who said the fail was boring and was going to wait for the next fail. The fail was the lizard costume on the dog one I was trying to tie in the fail, I was trying to get them to stay.
Gee, Officer, if *I* drove like that…
You would be DEAD.
Go on, try. I dare ya.
Hush it! I love canny scots.
You people are idiots. Don’t you see the guy on the ground in cuffs. Obviously the accindent happened in capturing the guy on the ground. This isn’t a fail at all unless you count most of the retarded comments ITT.
Oops i’m so sorry I did not know that was a man. I thought it was a rock
.
no dummie that was the pedestrian who was behind the first car
kid these days……*sigh*
The fail belongs to whoever made the laws allowing cops to participate in high-speed car chases.
The guy behind must’ve heard about the reward.
I don’t know why but I got the urge to watch Blues Brothers again
this is my song lalalala elmo song
Ohhhh, THAT’S why they crashed. Thank goodness for this interpretation, it’s all so much clearer now.
Poice sign writing FAIL!
♪ I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign ♪
It’s a sign ‘o’ the times.
Did u all see the lady in red?
ts6788 why are not at your post!!!????
Stop asking him that! :[
its okay…he try to be funny
He’s trying alright!
whats up with the screen name….all screwed up FAIL!!!!!
Whose screen name are you referring to?
I think it’s 5 Eagles. (/5 Finches/1 fox/6 cats/etc/etc)
I may be wrong, he/she may be American and unable to grasp the concept of Jam.
Nope, this person was born on June seventh, 1988.
Just hacking you son all in good fun ok.
is it good for him, too?
Saving $20 dollars by not using anti break-dive shocks. $20
Causing extra wreckage from it. $CoupleThousand
…”$Priceless” surely.
They should call the police
agree
♪Roxanne!!!!♪
*BBC documentary narrator voice*
And here, deep in the uncharted wilderness of New Mexico’s highways, we see a sight few have ever witnessed, one that has never been caught an camera… we see here two poice cars engaged in the mating ritual that has become so important to their dwindling numbers. This is a beautiful moment. We must be very quiet, lest we disturb them.
*romoves ‘a’ in ‘an’ and replaces it with ‘o’*
And here, we have the BBC documentary narrator, in the confines of his studio. They have been known to voice animal domucentaries with great vigour and passion. We find one narrating in action, and it is very busy. We must not disturb it, as it may get fired it is.
Once a year the usually docile BBC documentary narrator becomes agitated and restless, this is a sign that the great migration to Radio 4 is almost upon us.
For the next few days, BBC documentary watchers are left stranded with no food, waiting patiently for the narrator’s return.
i think they’re getting ready to shoot each other…
police car sex is rough and hot.
And if they don’t use protection, you get little poice motorcycles.
Drank too many sidecars?
On MLIA a few days ago, I saw a story about 2 cop cars that had crashed and were holding up traffic. I wonder if these are the same to cars. =)
Funny you bring up MLIA. I read it last night and laughing out loud. But maybe that’s cuz I was all drunk, too.
Here we have a photo showing the beginning of the elusive cop car mating ritual. Notice how the female is signaling to the male by lifting her rear slightly…
This is what I get for posting BEFORE I even scan the comments.
I am very SORRY!!!!!
*claps hands*
*jumps up and down*
Jenny’s making another comic! Wooooohoooo!
*sits down*
*folds hands on lap*
*waits patiently*
*hums tuneless tune*
*claps hands*
*jumps up and down*
LGB’s gonna be dancing around in the one piece bathing suit again! WooooooooHoooooo!
*sits down*
*prepares camera*
Sorry to disappoint, Jon, but I only don my sexy, wet-looking bathing suit and very high heels when Great Scott constructs his lovely haikus for all of us. I don’t think Jenny would want me to do that for her comics….
*calls news conference*
*phones photographers from The Times, The Telegraph, The Mail, The Guardian, The Sun, and the BBC*
*calls off the conference*
*tells glum photographers to come again when LGB is in something sexy*
See LGB? This is what happens when you disappoint us like that. I’m the sure the bathing suit could be donned specially for the multiple jorunalists BFFhas invited.
*runs in with camera but realised it was called off*
*throws camera on the ground*
*looks for a new story*
*finds that a donkey is stuck up in a tree that is 40 feet tall*
*rushes to the scene*
If we could get our Scotty to don his thinking cap, I’d don my gay apparel….
A Quick Haiku now
Just for you, Little Girl Blue
Bathing suit now, yes?
*dons super-sexy, wet-looking, one-piece bathing suit with more skin showing than bathing suit*
*holds up ‘Very Clever′ card above head while prancing in a circle in very high heels*
*feels somewhat cheapened by whole experience*
*orders press conference again*
*this time, calls all major newspapers, and the BBC, CNN, Reuters, and PA*
*comes back and picks up camera and starts using it*
Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not feeling this one, plus I don’t have the time to put in right now. It’ll just make those bathing suit moments more special.
*Tunes up LGB’s tune*
There ya go miss, all fixed. She’ll play any tune ya like now.
*tests humming*
*hits flat*
*calls 3333*
Don’t make me come over there again.
Rookies…..
pawns….
ants…
what?
why?
who?
doctor?
When?
Where?
How?
How now?
brown cow?
How Now Brown Cow?
How Cow Now Brown?
cow now how brown?
how brown cow now?
Now How Cow Brown?
Dammit, I broke my watch!
*4 hours earlier*
Police officer 1:Hey we should get you some drinks to celebrate the new cop cars that the police station recieved.
Police officer 2:*3 hours later*Are you sure you should drink and drive?
Police officer 1:It doesn’t ma*hic*ter we are the *hic* police after all *hic*.
Police officers 1 and 2:*59 minutes later*AHHHH
Oh my God!!!! Those cops are from my hometown of Albuquerque!!!
Well, that is certainly impressive (added by Mobile using Mippin)
Says the lady office to the man officer: “If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.”
but dont get your peanut butter into my chocolate!!!
well, the state insures every cop and their car, so I guess they don’t have to exchange information…
i work in public safety, and if their maintenance dept. is anything like ours, it was probably more the shop’s fault than the driver(s)
And people wonder why sane drivers cry hysterically when facing New Mexico traffic… I wonder how many drinks they’d had.
Lol at Albuquerque PD. Too bad that won’t be on Cops.
Of course its a woman who slammed on her brakes in front of that guy
Bad sign! Never trust a car company who made this.
Ah, christ.
I live there…
*sigh* Sadly, it in no way surprises me.
So that’s why we have so many patrol cars here in Albuquerque.. They’re breeding them right in the streets…
I think it’s because of all the Mexicans.
disclaimer: I’m Mexican.
Yeah.
That’s Albuquerque for you.
Only in Albuquerque…
sadly it’s true…
What do you bet that #2 was typing on his laptop right . . . before . . . impact. There’s a REASON it’s illegal (maybe not in NM) to text and drive. SAME THING, but Cops do it ALL THE TIME.
Thats APD for you…….. Anyway its not illegal to text in Burque Just illegal to talk on the phone while driving!
knslupus is right. I learned from my supervisor in dispatch some of the things cops do while driving. Now I’m more nervous to be driving near an officer than some silly person yakking on their cell phone.
I fail from my local APD….
*A* lol
hahahaha I live there. I bet these guys got so much crap. gotta love burque
It does not surprise me that these are Albuquerque police department cars.
Mechanic 2: Ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
Clark: Yeah, well, we’re from out of town. How much do I owe you?
nice (::(:(::(:
only in Albuquerque…even our cops can’t drive
Thank you very nice sharing