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He overexposed his fingers.
Oversexposed?
Overfailed?
Overcommented?
Overdone?
Overeater’s Anonymous?
Overindulged
Overblown??
donkeypunch gives us a blow up
shouldn’t of bought that second kid rock cd
I already saw this one on Shitbrix.
You shit bricks?
overshit?
overdone?
overcompleted?
over-complementary?
These are the kids from Kidsexchange!
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise!
i’m going to google this, i promise, but… is that supposed to be ‘kids exchange’ or kid sex change’? yeah i know, obvious.
Overdosed?
thats for frodo baggins to decide
Overthrows?
Henry: A portrait of a cereal eater.
Ted: A portrait of a dashing ladykiller.
Juxtaposed.
They’re cereal-killers.
Decomposed?
*Boop* ur noze.
*droop* it flows
can you guys seriously stop doing this? It’s getting very annoying
*poop* it flows
*piss* it froze
Looks like a win to me.
AAAAAAAAH!!!
*runs screaming out of the room*
*follows*
*screams too*
*Shuts the door*
Woah, watch the third and fourth from the left, third row!
*grabs gun*
Is the logbook the thing we put checks in when people call it a win instead of fail?
Oh I totally failed at phrasing that. But I hope its understandable
Is your picture of muffins?? And its not understandable!!!
Is your picture of a dirty quilt?
And why is someone named Brownie so startled by muffins?
had a bad experience on Drury Lane
“Not my gumdrop buttons!!”
Win indeed.
People saying that photo fail fail. :<
Finally! I agree.
Yes! Someone said it was a win at LAST!!
What’s this rumor I hear about it being a win?
Dammit. Am I late to the win party?
*blindfolds dubs for win-the-tail-on-the-fail*
I’ll get the duct tape…what, wrong game?
You know this kid is awesome. So awesome in fact, when he takes a piss on your car, you wont even mind.
lol
double digitized by the boy in red, left front.
AWW!!!!! That girl in the middle looks so HOTTTTT!!!!! She kinda reminds me of Jessica Lunsford.
Oh, but I don’t want to have sex with her. Not as an adult. I’d let my son have a relationship with her if he was her age. And if I somehow physically became a kid again, I’d want to have a relationship with her too!
In that case, I think “cute” or “pretty” would work better.
He needs to learn to end his stories three sentences earlier, too.
Man have U got problems? How can U say that a girl of that age is hot?
There is a big difference between a babe and a baby, maybe U should figure that out m8.
umm, gw… I think we should be telling Isshun not to get wild.
I vote we string the quasi-molester up by his lower finger.
*Runs and runs faster*
I know I’m a cool guy but SERIOUSLY!
You are just creepy. Its like a kindergarten class and you are calling a girl in the middle “HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!”?!?!?!? AND YOU HAVE A KID!!!!!! YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE MAN!!!!!!!!
If you had any idea who Jessica Lunsford was, you would obviously realize that you have failed in a remarkable way. Your name EpicPhail is quite apt, despite the OP’s joke being incredibly off-colour and strictly of troll status.
that was no fail, it was a tottal win!
Is the kid doing the pig nose throwing gang signs?
A little Crip-tic?
Bloody kids, man.
He’s holding it kinda long(o)
it seriously looks like my class when i was that age. only id be the one doing the pig nose thing next to the kid flipping everyone off.
He’s got some Motor Skills for a kid not even 13.
sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, hall pass
Duck, duck, DUCK!!!!
Stop playing duck hunt in the classsroom.
But it’s classsy!
*Whoosh*
DUCK season!
No, RABBIT season!
POTATO season
It’s ELMER season!!!!!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
*offers dilettante some glue*
Here, I’ve already used up the Elmer’s Glue, but I’ll share my rubber cement with you.
AWESOME! I’ve got a paint marker, and some paste for snacks later.
I’ll bring the super glue.
*Pinches STS’s nostrils together*
You sound funny.
Got your nose *accidently rips Qwaz’s nose off*
*Snatches nose back*
Now that wasn’t very nice.
*puts super glue on nose and holds it on face for 30 seconds*
You just made a horrible mistake, friend.
*Draws plasma cutter and slices STS’s right ear off*
*draws glue gun*
Make my day.
I’m sorry *uses super glue and reattachs ear*
I’ll give you $100 as an apology.
I don’t want your money. I want to see something spilled.
*advances*
This is going to get sticky…
… and eary
If I wasn’t too involved in the incident, I’d be glued to my monitor.
*knocks over milk*
*lets beans go*
*spills super glue my seat*
Ah!
*Eyes spilled milk*
*tears up a bit*
No… I must stay strong… Gotta be a role-model for the children…
*flips milk off*
Way to stick to your emotional glue guns, Qwaz.
Wouldn’t want you flipping out … oh, wait …
f*ck you, too!
*is suddenly jealous of milk and the attention milk gets when spilled*
Aww, milk.
Up until you did that you were my favorite.
Oh, double stuf it, Oreo!!
But what about the suddenly jeally beans?
Seems like this milk has gone sour.
This milk better bottle it or she’s gonna see her expiration date.
I didn’t know Oreos came in double surly.
…see? am I wrong?
*still jealous*
But everyone loves beans. They’re good for your heart, the musical fruit, the magic legume!
f*cking Beans! Why do I have to share my level on the food pyramid with you?!
Beans + Milk = future art project via waste.
*holds up little sign*
(That’s all folks!)
Soy you later! Milk Wench.
goose!
I’m just gonna, like, be myself. Ya know?
Yup. (penguinclick)
u r very odd
Odd duck
I’m eider down with that or I’m not fuzzy.
♪♫ Let me see you shake your tailfeather, come on, let me see you shake your tailfeather! ♪♫
Shake it shake it shake it shake it baby!!
yea it does look like he throwin gang signs lol . and the kid near him is flippin us off right? pay close attention these r the future leaders of our country
Future leaders? We have CURRENT leaders of our country flipping us off!
I thought Dick Cheney had retired, no?
Yes he has, that’s why I said “CURRENT”
Thats why you are an IDIOT.
If you don’t think ALL politicians flip us off, past and current, you are not just an idiot, but a complete MORON.
no… methinks he wants you to pick the boogers out of there.
morman?!? but im from earth!!
I’d like to do that to most of my grade school teachers as well.
It’s likely mutual, their jobs sort of suck.
+1
hee … he’s still adding
(added by fuzz using iCount)
(added by dilettante using a Viscount)
(added by Scott using Count Chocula)
(added by dilettante using Duke of Earl)
(added by Scott using Emperor)
(added by Dilly using The Powers That Be)
wow, it does work!
(added by dilly using god mode)
(added by That using/being/realizing The One …
a.k.a. तत् त्वम् असि , Tat Tvam Asi …)
I am That, Thou art That,
and all this is That;
there is naught that is not That,
and all that is is That.
(added by the Unnamed known as the Tao)
The tao that can be told
is not the eternal Tao
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.
I’m Neo?
Um, that is this. Do not look at that.
(added by dilly using dairy products)
There is no cereal spoon.
I knew I count count on you Fuzz.
*replaces first count with could*
*bukkit*
*kicks the bukkit*
*faints in cooler*
No sign of a pulse!
*harvests STS’s organs*
*wakesup*
Give em back.
*tunes up the ol’ church organ for the funeral*
Did they have to serve liver at the wake? It’s the wurst.
I dunno all those little brats were eating it up.
That’s the chorizon we shouldn’t invite kids to these things.
You should see what they were putting in the buns!
I’m alive dang it!
*takes organs back*
I miss him so much. It’s like he is right here taking his own organs!
*wipes invisible tears*
*gets organs from organ donar and is completely whole again*
Aw, there’s no such thing as a “donar”, poor STS is hallucinating while dead.
It’s not his fault – they took part of his brain to make soup with.
I made a will to give my brain to ZA.
Dona nobis pacem.
pacemaker ain’t gonna replace that
deliciousheartZA ateYou’re still in grade school?
I assume that they’d be retired by now.
Which means that I’m possible older than you. And have finished High school.
I think this (the No Idea Bus too) is more of a win for the kid (and the bus)…
Gah, you just reminded me of the Sweet Pickles book bus.
NO U!
looks like a kid with a great future ahead.
what a douche
Um, you do realize in the future you’re shot at by planes until you fall off the Empire State Building, right?
Your actually gonna call a 6 year old a douche. Maybe his parents, but it takes a few more years before douchedom occurs. He’s just a lil’ bastard right now.
Um, you do realise in the future the thing you’re attatched to is shot at by planes until il falls off the Empire State Building, right?
yep, but its worth to split your mom like she’s a log.
Maybe they meant to take the picture this way?
yes, they meant to take the picture that way but i think you overlooked the kid in the bottom left flipping the double birds
You do realise that is the fail?
and you DO realize this means war?
Yesh!
*storms off*
*readies battalion*
*Sticks gun in tree trunk*
*Gathers expensive, state of the art warfaring equipment*
*Starts conscripting*
I call the Chinese Army!
Also, I think the kid in green and yellow on the top left is making the handjob motion.
I think the girl in yellow in the back row is doing her sociopath impression (they look like everybody else).
Well, that’s what the neighbors always say.
If that looks like a handjob, you’re DOING IT WRONG.
If YOU think air handjobs are anything like the real thing, you probably think air guitar makes sound.
Dilly: A portrait of a debonair hunter-killer.
The Shadout Mapes caught that for me, it ended well.
whoa … totally awesome reference, Dune.
“dune…sweet!”
in communist Russia, picture takes youuu!!!
*facepalm*
We haven’t had one of these ones for a while.
And yet, the distance has made it any better!
Since yesterday?
Aitch tee tee pee: fail blog dot org/2009/09/25/destination-fail/#comment-619176
There were two or three in that fail.
Thats a friggin win
Smile at the birdie
That kid’s flipping out.
I give it 2 points.
2 fingers up?
The point is that its still twice as fun.
Double the finger, double the fun?
That kid has two fingers pointing up.
pointing is rude.
he’s asking you to turn up the volume (turn up the volume cuz he wants to dance, dance, dance)
… all the way to eleven.
Isn’t it “Pump up the volume”, not “Turn up the volume”?
I wanna pump CLAPyou up!
Eeeeeeeeep!
*runswithterror*
*tries to find out where Bondfan keeps running to by following*
*spins around and grabs STS by the collar*
WHO SENT YOU?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
*frightened*I…I…I just wanted to know where you keep going.
(sorry post was off)
*lets go*
Well, I’m sorry, but I’ll have to do this:
*pulls out Men in Black pen*
*erases STS’ memory of the past 15 minutes*
*puts choloform rag over mouth and lugs out of…wherever I go, back into room*
Huh?
What the?
Where am I?
*calls other janitor in the Janitors’ Union to help but the signal won’t reach*
You’ve just had a nasty accident you’re in the FailBlog Sanctuary. This is where you’ll be until you’re finally cured, which is…
*checks fake chart*
Three months.
Adieu.
*flutters cape and walks away, doffing top hat*
*falls onto the floor passes out from overuse of chloroform*
I…I…I just wanted to know where you keep going. *frightened*
Poor little girly-man, alone in his girly-house! Here’s a treat for your girlfriend:
:muscle-smiley:
Our cousin, perhaps you’ve heard of him, Ah-nold Schwarzenegger.
He’s saved John Connor’s life, had his head explode on Mars, and become governer of California.
gigglenod
Only if you’re on M/A/R/R/S.
Put the needle on the record when the drumbeats go like this.
I’ll give it a shot then.
*dances*
Pump-pump it up!
♫…And pump it (louder)
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right…♫
I’d call this a win, that kid has the right idea.
If by “right ” you mean “disturbing”, then yes.
Hey how’d you know that in my native language right meant disturbing!? That’s really right.
Sorry if that was right to you. I can get these things disturbing occasionally.
*becomes disturbed*
That sucks, now you make really shitty “music”.
Dilly, Dilly, Dilly.
You really need to liberate your mind.
Sorry, not trying to stupify myself.
oh, don’t be so narrow minded.
So narrow minded.
*eardrums die*
And you knew “disturbing” meant “confused”!? Are you from elbonia also?
Vulcan Salute FAIL!
Lol kiddo with glasses and red shirt is the best. ,,|,,
You what? Don’t leave us hanging!
Hang in there.
Just don’t get a hangover.
That kiddo is why this photo is on this site, Einstein.
How many problems can find in this picture?
I’ll start, heres one, a kid giving middle fingers
Wow, Highlights for Children has really gone downhill since I was a kid.
girl, back left center… she is not participating!!!
I’m going for “Sneaky Photographer Win.” You know that this is what many of the kids will want to do (“Hey, I’m a kid. It’s my job.”) You know that some of them will give in to temptation. If you tell them to make faces right at the start, it saves a lot of time. Then, when they’ve run out of ideas, you can get the shots of smiling little angels, happy at all the fun they’ve just had.
Never thought I’d see a mute kid with tourette’s.
Influx of angry comments in 3…2…1…
*Loads up influx capacitor, resulting in some sort of time travel like in back to the future*
*Takes school picture of some kid giving the finger and uploads to FB*
1.21 GIGAWATTS? 1.21 GIGAWATTS??
*falls off toilet*
*reaches 88 mph*
*disappears in flaming tracks*
Why will no one answer me?
I need to go to the bathroom and the door is locked.
You have your computer in the bathroom???
Yup.
h t tp :// lovelylisting. com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/flushthesad.jpg
And you should see where my stove is!
ht tp://1.bp.blogspot. com/_VTqgQltZ1SM/SiL1VaU_nSI/AAAAAAAACsA/zJlJZNsQaDE/s1600-h/DSCN2864-1.jpg
Bah, no work.
Here. ht tp://lovelylisting.com/2009/08/flush-that-sadness-away.html#comments
He he. I tried to fix the first link, then took a suggestion by the evil Dr. Interwebs and ended up looking at a naked guy on Reddit.
Oh my! Although, he probably wouldn’t mind having his toilet in the living room, then.
There are naked people on the internet?
Gloriously pointed men.
BHWAAA!! How dare I say that!?
*leads the scourge of furious, politically correct people*
*bursts into noconspiracy’s home*
*destroys everything in a fair and politically correct manner*
We are an Equal Opportunity Mob.
This is in danger of turning into the Peasants Sketch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Receiving a sword from some watery tart is no basis for a government!
“Fetch me my longsword, ho!”
Shakespear cracks me up.
Camelot!
Camelot!
Camelot!
It’s only a model.
For anyone too deprived to know what i’m on about, (clickie, and remove the spaces)
♪♫ Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin… ♪♫
We’re Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene’er we’re able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table.
♪♫Our shows are formidable,
But many times we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We’re opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot…♪♫
*lops off arm*
I’ll do you for that!
What?! You’ve got no arms left you stupid bastard!
Yes i have. *punt*
I should be Han–
*interrupted by pummeling*
Or possible Candleja
ack!
I had a way more offensive reply to it, but I pus$ied out.
One of those tough moments in education, where a behvior is totally inappropriate, but at the same time you know the kid probably has no idea what it actually means, just that it’s something they’ve seen their older siblings or Uncle George doing…
But he grew up in the jungle raised by apes, so it’s forgivable.
But he’s strong as he can be, so it’s ok.
It is that they are young and rebelious at that age, so it is acceptable.
Watch out for that tree.
No way – that’s an EPIC WIN!!!
Something tells me that he’s not getting a cookie after naptime.
He’s certainly not getting a sticker.
no, no, no! THIS IS PURE WIN!
Molotov, you have got to go to rehab.
More like Receding hairline at 4 yrs old fail
If that child is actually 4 years old, perhaps social services need to be called in.
*dials phone now*
Hey, I ne……..
*phone drops*
not really, social services deals with abuse, not inappropriate material. That kid flipping off a camera is not the product of any emotional scarring, nor will it cause any. Thus, social services wouldn’t have anything to do with it.
Well, if the kid has been brought up in a bad environment, there may be a need for some attention, but I suppose social services is a bit much.
Not really, when that kid’s parents find out he did this, they’ll probably ground him from Xbox or something.
That sounds more reasonable than my first post. A good talking to is probably enough.
Wonder what his parents are gonna think when they see this
“That’s my boy?”
*pats on the back*
Well done son, I’m proud of you.
Daddy was probably the one who uploaded it.
The’ll probably think it’s adorable before the horror of what their son has just done sinks in.
Oh, come on, it’s not even mildly bad. It’s not like it’s an official portrait for posterity.
“I guess old kid is an alien also?”
“How’s it goin’?”
I wonder what they look like now (the photo was from 2006)
They look EXACTLY the same. It’s like ‘Let the Right One In’, they’re all 300 year old vampire kids.
What about 10 years from now?
Still exactly the same.
They haven’t even moved in the last 3 years.
They all look like 9 year olds instead of 6 year olds.
Your comment has to be the dumbest comment ever, dude.
No offense but it’s true.
Maybe some sort of police-aging software could solve this mystery? I must know what they look like 3 years older!
Why am I insinuating the software ages the police, and why did you all let that go for over seven hours?!
LOL
Lol! Tipsy + time zone retardation win.
That’s over half witted!
If California didn’t exist, this would never have happened.
Oh, sure, blame it on San Andreas.
In my day, we had Pangaea! And that was good enough!!
“If woody had gone straight to the police this would never have happened”
Sometimes you just get sick and tired of being asked, “And what do you want to do when you grow up?”
“Have road rage!”
“Smoke sage!”
“Sit at work and blog all day!”
I have a feeling that he’s gonna be a gangster when he grows up
Also notice they are all white and blonde/brown-haired
I call it a win!
more like teacher fail.
He’ll use that more than trigonometry.
“Put THIS on a box/whisker plot!” ,,!,,(*__*),,!,,
Schrödinger’s plot.
Glen Beck, right?
^ speaking Truth to photo.
*photo speaks back*
Ahhhh!
Couldn’t handle the truth, huh?
RepinsEhtWodahs
*gets trapped in said photo*
!hhhhA
That’s just hilarious. He’s like G.W. Bush where he flipped us off, if h becomes president, maybe he’ll do the some thing.
I call this a win
This should totally be a WIN! lol
i’m definitely sure it is illegal to post this picture of all those kids unless their parents have signed release forms for their kids to be posted on failblog. hope that teacher doesn’t get sued.
You’re correct. Anyone spots their child on this and there’ll be “trouble at’ mill” somewhere.
The girl in the yellow shirt in the top row might be trying to jut out her ribcage to simulate real breasts. I remember being her age and doing the exact same thing. Never managed to get caught on camera, though.
At least Bird Boy hasn’t shoved said fingers up his nose.
I don’t get it. It’s just a Hawaiian good luck sign.
Or maybe the picture is being taken against his will. I can empathize.
He thinks the camera is stealing his soul?
That kid wins (added by Mobile using Mippin)
Not this sh*t again.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/09/26/class-photo-fail/#comment-620069
secret messages being sent via elephant pooigan?
LONDON, 3 DECEMBER 1998 – The UK’s important Turner Prize has gone this year to 30-year-old British painter of Nigerian origin, Chris Ofili.
Best known for his paintings using elephant dung, Ofili remarked during a radio interview at the award ceremony that the important thing was to know whether art was “good art or bad art” and not whether it contained elephant dung. He is, nonetheless, reported to have used this ingredient in all his works so far (almost a guarantee of authenticity), the original smuggled in from Africa, with subsequent needs coming from London’s Zoo and dried in an airing cupboard.
Sounds like someone is putting on airs, perhaps via Fr. air “look, appearance, mien, bearing, tone”, from O.Fr. aire “reality, essence, nature, descent, extraction” 12c.; cf. debonair dilettante),
You would not BELIEVE the controversy when this painting was purchased by the Tate. And this one got in the Whitney Biennial 11 years before. All I need is some sort of body waste and I got myself an NEA grant, holla.
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
I remember the uproar well. Seemed like a lot of fuss for 2 minutes worth of “art”.
It’s a little frustrating how much shock value can trump talent and persistence, sometimes.
I couldn’t agree more.
Captain Shit is the bomb!
Not this zoodoo Brobdingnagain!
OMG fuzzy, it…it’s huge….
Hooligan
Smooligan
Drooligan
Mooligan
Mom, are we going to the Pooligan?
Nope — we are gonna go to the Zooigan
Maybe we will see the elephant Pooigan.
…or the kangirooigan.
…lets go throuigin.
I hope we see the wolf steal the keeper’s shoeigan
“huff, puff, cute pumps”
I amsure we will since he will prolly not use the looigan
I once met an Irish cow – I asked his name, but all he would say is Mooigan.
Now that is an animal you are quite likely to see Pooigan!!
And, we can use it when we want to have Stewigan!
As long as it is tender, I hate when I have to chew, chew, chewigan.
I agree — and if there is any fatty meat then I feel like I have to Spewigan
If you share the fatty pieces with your cat, she will feel like a kitten and mewigan.
My kitties only eat their food raw … so they might say no thank you to having Stewigan, and then ask me to go bak an doitagin
♫There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin again
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan….Begin again.♪
Thats not a fail! when I was in Elementary we always did one normal pic and one being on crack
how lucky for you, when I was in school on photo day, there was 1 shot for the class, 1 for individual, you took what you got, and even an attept at this behavior would result in a visit to principal at the least, parents paying for re-shoot at worst. Of course, we didn’t have digital cams that could erase immediately either.
Back in my day, we had to stand still for days for a photograph! Then the smell of the flash-powder made us cough and taste magnesium for hours! And not even any chocolate milk to wash it down!!
Lucky you were! In my day we had to stand with our arms to the side for weeks while the artists carved our likeness into the wall of the pyramid!
We didn’t even dream of pyramids! We huddled in a cave while Gorb drew us in the dirt!
Were that we had it so easy! In my day, we had to stand in front of the cave wall while the shaman chewed charcoal and spat it out all over us!
You had a shaman? We had to wear the skins of bears and chew bark to cure our ill-humors!
You had ill-humors!! In my day there was no humor at all, and no skins – no skins AT ALL. (Which explains why there was no humor … )
for Elsa Mama … this is called “Cueva de las Manos,” located in Argentina. Seconds 25-30 show a view of the hands “stenciled” on the walls by the technique of spitting or spraying colored fluids around their profile. (A similar technique was used in the Chauvet-Pont-d’Arc Cave in France.)
Thank you Sir TMI — what would we all do without you!!
Spit charcoal?
No thank you.
You got to smoke crack in school?
They were after-school special.
Correction: Class photo WIN!
This comic was made w/ LGB and It Never Rains in mind. Enjoy!
Very nice Jenny, I like the composition.
I don’t know what that means.
(the way it is assembled or its style)
Thanks – I thought maybe it was like ‘composing music’ but wasn’t sure if that applies to comics the same way.
Well, I think you have a good instinct for humor.
Sorry, I’ve taken a few cartooning classes and forget others haven’t sometimes. If I get too technical here, feel free to thwak me.
Composition refers to the layout of the panels, and how you spread the action/text/humor over them. In this case I liked how you set things up in the 3 top panels, and how you use the last two to depict her being knocked backwards.
No problem – I just wasn’t sure. I wish I had taken some art classes while I had a scholarship. The snotty art teachers in High school scared me away – now that I am an adult I could kick their butts!
That kid is made of pure WIN!!!
But…I thought snips and snails and puppy-dog tails?! *cries*
THIS A WIN!
HE’S THINKING “,,l,, Yay! Fck U Bííítches ,,l,, ”
AN EPIC WIN
Kid WIN, parenting FAIL!
your tax dolars at work
No child left behind, except the ones who can’t spell “dollars”.
Where else are they gonna learn to flick somebody off?
Do you have chango for a dolores?
Look, I king Park wherever I want, screw the meters.
FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
You say fail… I say kid win!
i find my self asking the same question again and again: how is this a fail?
Well, smart guy, let me explain. You see, the person taking the picture was most likely hoping for a fun 1st grade photo-op. Maybe for the yearbook or maybe even to send out to parents. The moment the kid in front throws up the double bird, it becomes a fail.
Does this help you understand?
The moment the kid in front throws up the double bird they call the janitor in to clean it up.
Johnny you really should limit yourself to one chicken at lunch!
Really? More than once?
I caught my self doing that over the limit, so I had to let my self go.
*Brushes fuzz’s hair and get’s him a clean outfit together*
Really dear, you shouldn’t just let yourself go like this.
*Opens new toothbrush*
Really!
*finds self looking in the mirror*
*shaves*
You talking to me?!
*looks back in the mirror*
Wouldn’t it be crazy if we were the same person? That would blow everybody’s mind on here!
yeah, especially mine
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/12/30/step-one-cut-a-hole-in-the-box/#comment-224346
♪ Where is my mind…♪♫
Reminds me of a Paperchase song, “Your kids will all grow up to be assholes!”
jajaja nice one
Yes yes yes it is.
“Why you little…” (Homer Simpson choking Bart)
*ack**ack*
“I’ll teach you to laugh at something that’s funny!”
*runs*
*gets caught*
*is choked again*
*ack**ack*
FAIL?????? WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agree. Total win.
If I were a teacher, I’d take two or more class pictures every year.
1. Be nice picture.
2. Be rude picture.
3. this is how I got fired picture.
4. express your inner feelings picture.
Huh, interpretive dance is how I got fired.
Sorry, but it’s
3. Safety
4. this is how I got fired picture.
Safety is ALWAYS third!
What a mentally challenged class.
Is that…? No…it can’t be…it is! It’s Eminem in his early years!
He had to walk 8 miles up hill w/ snow white hair when he was a kid.
A cute little wavy bob with a red bow in it?
No, no, no. You are thinking of Bob Sagget.
Ohhhh, right. The one the witch gave the poison career to and he slept and slept.
Both of them had problems with curses in their daily speech.
Oh, that’s not fair!!
Does that mean I win?
You win a big, shiny apple.
*Crunch*
Mmmmmm
Zzzzzzzzz
Should I tell her she has a midget infestation?
(It’s more likely than you think.)
I think that is a win! good job buddy. but now your parents are going to ground you. was it worth it?
I’m pretty sure it was worth it! LMAO THAT’S A WIN!!!
Camera $4.00
Film $0.89
A class photo of the whole class gone aray…priceless.
You never know, maybe this is the normal picture.
Seeking some Alpha there, STS?
1997 called, it wants its joke back.
look at those 3 bitches in the background. too cool to look silly like everyone else
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: Your grammar, or the fact that you called 3 girls, who are possiblely not even 10 years of age, “bitches”.
he’s only pointing to the ceiling with his middle fingers. isn’t that just so cool
I would say this is more of a win then a fail. =p Sure, I would probably beat the hell outta the lil bastard if it was my kid. Damn I would be laughing my ass off at work and feel somewhat proud though if that it was my son =p
I always beat the sh*t out of kids when they make me proud.
STOP
*THWACK with belt*
MAKING
*THWACK with switch*
GOOD GRADES!!
*THWACK with collapsible chair*
WHY
*THWACK with hairbrush*
ARE
*THWACK with ironing board*
YOU
*THWACK with cat*
GETTING
*THWACK with sponge*
TROPHIES
*THWACK with thesaurus*
FOR
*THWACK with uncooked spaghetti*
MATHLETES??!!
*THWACK with tube sock full of matchbox cars*
*has bad childhood mathletes flashback*
FIRST RULE OF MATHLETES IS WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT MATHLETES
01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00111111?
This is a prime example of reverse psychology gone awry.
Fail? I see this as a win. Although, it must be a fail on the teacher’s part for somehow NOT noticing.
definitely a win!
WIN!
The Unibomber was one cute kid, no?
*Fuk Kim* I couldn’t resist to make the photo.
*thumps laptop*
Damn GibberishTranslator™ isn’t working.
Maybe he’s just trying to say “Mah eyes are up HERE.”
“Who has two fingers and likes wrecking sh*t up? THIS GUYYYYY”
*(many pics ago)takes advice and runs in dressed as the grim reaper and scares the kids and causes one of them to faint*
Who wants lunch?
Dude! this is such a freakin win!!!
haha and btw, is the kid on the far right (first row) trying to do a sexy kitten pose? lol
“Rawr…meeow”
(hurley misspelled “haha and bmw”)
Look, be nice to the guy, he’s got some problems with certain numbers.
Can’t you see they make him nauseous?
I sea sick there, too.
WIN!!
I enjoy the young lady in the back middle row’s “Silly Stance”. She looks like the evil little girl cliche in horror movies.
COME PLAY WITH US QWAZZIE…FOR EVER…AND EVER…AND EVER…
*eire voice*You will die in 7 days Qwaz!
Nice brogue.
A shillelagh (Irish: sail éille, a cudgel with a strap), commonly pronounced /ʃɪˈleɪli/ “shi-LAY-lee” or “shi-LAY-la”, IPA: [ɕaˈleːlə]) is a wooden walking stick and club or cudgel, typically made from a stout knotty stick with a large knob at the top, that is associated with Ireland and Irish folklore.
lol … you slagh me
Did you just call me a slag??!!??
no, Cinderella
(but if the obsidian shoe fits…)
That story always makes me smelt.
*knows why you smelt none of the various small, silvery food fishes of the family Osmeridae, of cold northern waters, as the North American rainbow smelt, Osmerus mordax.*
cause STS cut off your nose
Oooo, cauterized
I caught you a delicious smelt.
*hopes he’s caught her eyes*
Then you know exactly what I would do in such a situation. Clickie!
Uhm… NOW clickie!!
lol … you xkcd me
S’ok, she’s just doing the Buffalo Stance. She always hangs in it.
I thought she did the dive every time she danced.
She wants love, baby, not romance.
How is this a fail? This is a freaking WIN!
He’s just copying the way his parents communicate with each other.
Old picture is OLD!
HOLY CRAP! THAT’S MY FREAKING PRESCHOOL! I SWEAR!
Your username suggests otherwise…
I was about to summon the ‘regulars’ because a lot of them show up on Sunday evening… Then I remembered it is only Saturday.
*sniff*
Me, too…
I’m here, I’m here!!!
Yay!
I’m here and there.
Near and far?
I’m everywhere!
too bad your heart will no longer go on
My spirit is still alive.
Irony sensors are off the CHARTS right now.
At the same time?
No one strap explosives to this child.
As opposed to every other child.
It’s a hobby, what can I say?
“I want six pizzas, the combination to the safe, and a helicopter”
… we need to sick every werewolf on that child.
♫ I’m every werewolf, it’s all in me. Anything you want done, baby. I’ll do it unnaturally.♫
♫ Alone again, unnaturally. ♫
♫ Blue full moon, you saw me standing alone. ♫
*moons Fuzz*
Lyrics to Have You Ever Danced With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight?
Copy and paste fail
*click*
Lyrics to Batdance
Ok, who forgot to feed the blogmonster…
Sorry, I was busy today.
*leaves plate of Rice Krispies treats for blogmonster*
I wasn’t hungry until I read that.
Sorry, AA, but I really did make a batch of them tonight. Wish I could “blog” you one!
‘Sokay. I grabbed me a snack. *squeeze*
Hey all.
*Is watching the Michael Jackson Bucarest Concert on much music right now*
What is “much music”?
Silly me. Um it is a Canadian television channel. Its like a top ten of music that is currently in style but with a bunch of pop-culture mixed in.
*haz a sad*
I was watching a bunch of MJ stuff last evening. Would have liked to see that.
I thought it was a college kid special ipodish type thing.
[b]The funny thing is that in my class someone did the fingers too!!!!!11193844389431248032!!![/b]
Oops fail, it was just showing tongue
Name fail?
Yeah, wtf? I really want to know how he did that.
*Scratches head*
Page source offers no insight.
code fail is not your only problem
HHMMMM
>hmmm<
that kid even looks like the devil :O
That kid sure knows how to **** it!
BTW, to the General: *flips finger* **** you!
Shadow / 5Eagles and others: *thumbs up*
I take it you do not like the General and why? You have seen a picture like this one Timothy of fail?
Hello all to whom have not left to have thoer picture taken?
? Was there a group photo session that I was not aware of ?
It was invitation only.
Don’t worry, Judy.
They forgot to send the invitations.
definite win
General off-topic dumb question: On a laptop, how do you do the “alt-__” symbols without a number keypad?
I don’t really think you can, I usually just copy/paste other peoples stuff.
…And THAT, children, is why apostrophes are your friend.
Do you have a FN key? If you do then you can hit that and alt and look for the secret numbers on your regular keys:
jkl =
this is clear as mud huh?
jkl = 123
Thanks. I played for a while and figured out that FN & alt & mjl = ♪
Michael Jackson Lives = ♪
That’s great!
Hee! That’s how I’ll remember that one!
If your laptop has a Num Lock key(some don’t), you will also see some of the letter keys have numbers in their lower right corner, roughly corresponding with the layout of the number pad on a full keyboard. Turning on the Num Lock will switch those keys to number keys, and you should then be able to enter ASCII codes.
♫ Ok cool! If I type Fn and F11 if activates me number lock.
I will have to try it a few times to see if that is easier or copy/pasting from Word.
Thanks!!!
♫ Ok cool Beans! ^
*is jealous*
Reminds me of the last year my district’s elementary school allowed “where is thumbkin” to be performed on stage. As soon as they got to “tall man,” about a hundred flashbulbs went off as douchebags in the audience took pictures of all the elementary school kids with both their middle fingers sticking up.
How did they get my old class photo?
ht tp://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
Lil’ bastard WIN.
Was wondering where my son ended up
Anybody notice the kid standing up, far left, yellow-and-green shirt? …He just might be throwing Tha Shocker…
Precocious!
It’s just the french fries. I can’t resist the french fries. With gravy. Sometimes, cheese. Or dipped in a milkshake…
*clicks link*
Pft…
Sometimes, cheese dripped in a milkshake… That’s why I want my cheese on tap.
YOU!!!
ME???
YES, YOU!!! STOP HIDING IN THAT CAN!!!
Can it be Cheese Whiz? Pleez???
Sure! You wanna tortilla too?
OK, tortilla, french fries, cheese – how about some Hormel chili [no beans], too?
You want [no beans] you got it.
(really going to bed this time)
Oops! Sorry, nuthin personal, toots! I just don’t like to get the toots!
Fail disney ad that completely covers the picture!!
WIN
it’s a WIN.
ummm, that’s an win
i dunno what u’re talking about, this is a WIN!!
Someone did that senior year of high school when we had to take the class photo. He was also our class president.
How can hundreds of people (loosers) give this 4 1/2 thumbs down. This site is obviously full of geek virgins w/o children. This is a cute class photo and it gets the same score as the previous cops wrecking into each other!? Trained drivers vs. cute kids in a creative photo. Bunch of loosers.
If your ass was any looser you’d fall out of it, LOSER.
Already when he was a kid he trolled.
Behold…the future of America!
……..
Kid wins!
What a little tiny bastard
FAIL nothing! I see a winner!
epic win!
Don’t you mean win?
How is this a fail? Even if this kid grows up to be the dorkiest dude in his class, this picture will still be trotted out at every class reunion, just to praise him for his one moment of awesomeness.
That… is very sad.
They need to stamp out that sort of behavior. That’s crude and unacceptable.
If your ass were any tighter, that giant bug you got shoved up there might get squished, Geez Dude, relax, those kids were just goofing off to get their jollies out before they took the real photo. it’s not like he’s got one of the girls in a headlock and is punching her in the face. No harm, No Foul. Chill.
I think my bird has been flipped.
That kid is going to do well in life.
He didn’t fail. He is just a fast learner, like a sponge!
Stone Cold Steve Austin fan?
That kid is Awesome:) WIN!!
( >_< ) ..i.,
Have a nice day!
class photo WIN!!!!!
First.
what school is that? i swear to god thats my elementary kindergarten class
MORE LIKE WIN
WOW that picture was on photobomb last year
COPYRIGHT
THREE SIXTEEN!!!
That’s not fail… that’s WIN!!
Strong Bad, eat your heart out.
win.
That’s a parenting fail more than a class photo fail. If that kid has no respect for people now, just wait until he grows up.
Fail? No way, that’s a WIN!!!
WIN WIN !!!!
Total WIN
this is WIN!!!!
Win more like.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boy’s soul.
Herbert: “Mmm.. looks like we got ourselves a fighter.”
I love the one on the left doing “west coast” with his hands.
omg i think its more of a win for the kid. fail for the class.
have to agree with you on that
thats not a fail! thats a WIN! xD
I think its a fail for learning.
Isn’t that a win?! O_o
He pwned the photograph!
WIN! This is what every one of us wanted to do in every class picture.
WIN! *plays win music*
Uh, sorry… but that’s an epic WIN.
I do believe you have found the photo of the AVGN’s first grade class.
that kids going to be WONDERFUL when he grows up
SHUT THE F@#$ UP ALL OF YOU!
It took m a day to read through all that crap!
oh, I left out the “e”
the “e” in “me”
..
OMG! He´s the young Slim Shady!!
THIZZ
CHANGE THIS TO A WIN!
OMG I KNOW THAT KID!
Fail? More like a win, an EPIC win.
Look at the lowest kid in the red shirt and glasses.Lol!
WIN!
So badass but I blame the parents.
It’s a dwarf, I’m sure!
Oh look, Its little AVGN!
I’d Call that Win for sure. I like the kid’s style. Who decided it was a fail?????
!WIN!~
That’s a WIN!!!!
Thats so fail its a lol win.
u think its funny!?!
he looks like the next Hannibal
to be honest… for me its a win!
more like parenting fail xD