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tasty
ur tasty
nah, pastors are not tasty.
Uh…ask little Jimmy how Father O’Daniels tastes. He would know.
They are thankfully pastorised however!
They may start thankful, but soon they’re incensed.
did i see that right? must need a vision check
Im going nucking futs, i keep making tucking fypos
I can see clearly now, the babies are gone.
♪ Babies keep falling on my head… ♪
I wanna do the musical notes….(pout)
Hold ALT and press (on the number pad) 1 3 for ♪, or 1 4 for ♫.
But this is clearly not a fail. Just a case of someone waiting for the scrolling text to get to the right point. Is win for picture taker.
So what’s the real message? “Beat your babies”? “Treat your babies”? Maybe its “Defeat your babies”.
DOH
yummy yummy
in my tummy
your so dummy
eat my cummy
Hmmm…you know my vision IS getting better
Uh, oh…dead baby jokes galore!
*makes dead baby joke*
*gets punched in the stomach*
*picks up ShadowTheSniper C.C.C. you ok, quit being a baby LOL*
thank you
*pats dust off of myself*
Well that was a cheapshot. I could of been beaten to death.
But are they gifted children?
Hah!
*squeeze*
*deactivates psychic link*
*squeeze*
*panics*
The other stuff you just received through that link – it’s theory! Really!
It is OK I promise not to tell,
But really?
With a platypus?
Oh, that must have been a transmission error. It was a duck and a mole.
Aha, now it makes sense, the theory may be solid, but I don’t think they would stand still that long.
Unless they’re dead. Theoretically.
We’ll still love you, GCEld. <3
Mmmmm, how about substituting the mole with a top hat then?
Not furry enough.
Well that can be a hairy situation.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a mole at this hour?
They’re only gifted children if you don’t pay to eat them….
Are they gifted? Otherwise no, thankyouverymuch.
They are gifted with…
*gets chocked*
Been away a couple of days, but nothing has changed. ShadowTheSpammy refuses to learn…
*sigh*
I’m sorry……
but one question what do you mean by spamming?
Spamming is excessively posting otherwise unecessary comments in this comments section.
Like that. Clicky.
Like that. ht tp://failblog.org/2009/09/24/sign-fail-18/#comment-617380
I eat my “baby” every night
She loves it. The Ninja Turtles gave me good advice.
lmao!!
i know what u mean ;]
During one week a month I don’t.
So you don’t like bobbing for apples at the wrong time of the month then?
*is reminded of a ridiculous conversation with a friend about that*
Let me put it like this: I don’t think I’d make a good vampire.
“The children of the night……I wish they would shut up, I am trying to sleep here!”
Maybe that’s why we’re supposed to eat them.
You have a point…
Look so do I!
*points*
Hey! It’s rude to point!
*points up nose*
*sticks finger up GBF’s nose*
So is this more polite?
You should have asked him first.
GAH! I didn’t mean that. Great, now I’m going to sneeze.
A-A-ACHOOOOOOOO!!!
.
Sorry ’bout that, k@. Have a pack of ShamWows.
*runslikethewind*
*flies into BondFan*
hello and sorry for the crash
*cleans self*
*Shrugs*
I suppose it was to be expected!
Who wants pie?
me!
Ouch! That was very sharp of you, k@.
Sowwy
*looks at feet*
*shuffles undomfortably*
i knew an alcoholic vampire – every month used to drink herself under the table.
Eeew.
GET IN MAH BELLY!! :L
It’s the other, other white meat!
I do love REAL! “Baby Back” ribs!
Oooohhhh, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
Chili’s baby back ribs.
*mouth drools*
You have to slow down take some riddlen STS slow down pick you babies with a fork!.
ok
*eats more like a normal person but still is drooling*
Well McCormick, you certainly do have a vision, not quite sure if it is legal, morally right or even useful in any way, but, it is a vision…..do you have a centre for that?
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of this vision?
Not sure, maybe 13,259?
Depends on the length of the tongue.
*measures tongue*
Good grief, I was not expecting that!
If you measured from deep in your throat: No. Much too short!
Er no, I can’t fit the ruler down there! *snork*
Just the bit from the frenum beneath to the tip!
Your husband must be disappointed.
*roffles*
*waffles*
*baffles*
Baby Tootsie Rolls? Better than baby jawbreakers, I guess. Always hated jawbreakers. >_<
Eat your own, Mr McCormick. Is he Kenny? If he got killed, YOU BASTARD!
Calm blue ocean Timothy of fail. Breath in and out.
Yeahh, you bastard!
Methinks Fred Phelps and his ‘Your Gonna Eat Your Babies’ campaign got taken a LITTLE bit too far…
So starvation to the sterile?
Way to to outsource obsolescence, maybe that is his vision?
Good morning all. Shreddies or deadbabies or live babies for breaky?
Good morning 4 eagles.
*squeeze*
Cause of G-20 is taking place nearby I don’t have to go to school for 2 days.
Whats G-20 ? Sounds like a huge game of bingo.
Let me explain (though Google may do it better). The G-20 is a group of elite, industrialised nations that have the biggest economies in the world. This group is made up of the USA, the UK, Canada, Mexico, Japan, China, Russia, France, Germany, Italy, Turkey, South Africa, Brazil, India, Australia, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Argentina, The European Union and South Korea. You can look up all those countries on Wikipedia.
What’s Wikipedia?
You know, I have no idea. I think it’s some kind of fruit. I wonder what it tastes like.
Babies, maybe?
Say, GBF, do I soon need a government license to talk to you on teh interwebs? You are a minor after all and I’m not…
Maybe…Quick! Hide, AE! Interpol are after you! Get a fake passport, a false moustache, and change your name to Juan Pedro! Take the next flight to Argentina, and meet the man with the blue briefcase waiting at the taxi lane!
*snickers*
I’d rather change my age to 12 and get rid of my body hair.
But seriously, I just read about that – how ridiculous is that? Every adult in Britain is now a potential child molester? Big Brother isn’t only watching you in Britain, he’s going insane while doing so!
It’s very depressing evidence of the sickening, paranoid world this nation is becoming. There are so many pedophiles in the UK that even picking up kids from football practice without signing some ridiculous form could amount to a criminal offence. Already, parents’ rights groups are protesting, but the government are firm: You’re all pedos, so watch out.
Do you really have more pedos in the UK than there are in other countrys or are the British, for whatever reason, more obsessed with this admittedly disgusting topic? I once read that a British mob beat up a guy after a pedo scandal. Apparently they mistook his door sign saying “pediatrist” for something else…
Not necessarily. This “pedo scare” happens when a nanny state is at its peak. The UK is extremely fortunate that previous governments had the brains to put up laws against these kinds of things, otherwise this disgusting topic could be even larger. There’s also the tabloids that are hungry for juicy stories, so any item involving the words “SEX” “PEDO” or “BOOBS” will spread like wildfire among the lower classes. It’s a combination of a modern welfare state and a thriving, albeit biased, journalism market.
Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?
Oh yeah, over here.
I know alot about this because I take a Current Issuses class and the fact that I live near Pittsburgh.
It taste like brains…
if it was food.
I thought it was a basket weaving convetion for perverts…
Slides in an ‘n’
*hides*
I can’t see the ‘n’. Good job hiding it!
Meegwetch GFB. I have heard being called G-20 summit.
Someone called you G-20 summit?
STS just said G-20. But I google it and then memory kicked in about a G-20 summit, which I am familiar with. Sometimes the whole means something different then the short versions.
Summit
Mountain
top
paraipisse ?sound it out not sure how to spell it.
This is a fun family of terms, 5 eagles. The word you are looking for is “precipice.” It is related to “precipitous” — meaning “steep,” “abrupt,” or “very hasty” — and to “precipitate” — meaning “to make happen” or “to make fall”.
Originally the word comes from “pre” — “before” or “go forth” — plus “caput” — “head” — with the sense of “falling headlong”.
In summary* … we should not lose our head when we stand on a precipice.
_____
* “summary” is related to “summit” and to “sum” — meaning “the most,” “altogether,” or “the gist”>
Meegwetch Fuzz that is the exact word I was looking for, you the man.
Its when the 20 world leaders gather together in one location to discuss about the world’s economy. There are tons of protestors that show up to each one (they have then, not often, every year in a different location around the world.
Hey ShadowTheSniper C.C.C. you have to register on Halifax name to the website to be a C.C.C. member ok bro. WE are not the Taliban or Overlords of the fail blog. It is a membership to a giggles and sh!t group. My purpose it to find out about other countries and peoples, your purpose may be something different.
I became a full-fledged member now. (go and see)
Right on Shadowthesniper. This blog is like a chess game. Play each move to get the full effect. Not like hungry hippo.
*eats multiple plastic balls*
LMAO STS you are one crazy kid.
*crazy man runs in and rips someones limbs off and is foaming at the mouth*
RUN!
Where to, the G-20 summit?
Eating babies improves vision huh? not much meat there, but you could probably get a good steak out of them. (added by Mobile using Mippin)
Is the apostrophe the fail?
Yes. It’s the bad English that got this fail on teh front page, not the fact that the red lettering is advertising the consumation of toddlers. Alive ones.
Definitely the poor English. Absolutely.
Did they died?
No. Diet.
Speaking of diet, I would assume eating babies is fattening. They are not the leanest ya know?
Unless you put them on Atkins at an early age.
Well, the body will be trim but what happens to the organs? Don’t we want to consume babie’s healthy organs?
Well, one baby should be enough for eight persons. But if you eat one per day without having guests then yes, fattening indeed.
So a baby is like an extra large pizza? Normally for a group, but, under the right circumstances, a single person can make one vanish?
…and what if you don’t like sharing?
Then we push you into a big hole in the ground.
*waves*
Well hello Rian!
Hmm, you are fairly well-known around these parts.
I am?
*puts on sneakers in case she needs to flee*
No, I mean Rian.
Ah, you responded to my post so I assumed you were referring to me.
Take it away Rian…
you mean … *rian.away.with.a.quickness* ?
Make that the wrong circumstances. Then yes.
But it’s all baby fat. Comes right off.
In that case…
*bastes the already roasting baby in the oven*
Wow! The aroma is something else… *salivates*
*hugs the porcelain throne*
Pass the mind bleach
careful … there may be some soylent diapers in there
Dead baby is good for the soul.
Oh, I’ve just been drinking their souls and leaving the bodies. Must be doing something wrong.
But I don’t have any! …… can I eat yours ?
BUUUUUUURP!!!!!! ‘scuze me!
Hey, did you see a baby come thru here?
I’ve just got a horrible thought about what Madonna or Angelina Jolie is doing with all those adopted babies.
*does like Angelina and starts adopting from around the world*
What? I care about babies…they give me longevity and make my skin glow!
Maybe you should change your name to Elizabeth Bathory there Leila!
A contessa?
I love it!!!!!
*chooses to disregard that she was accused of being a serial killer*
Ah good, nothing like a title to make a girl feel on top of the world …
What bodies? Can you prove it?
No Ma’am
*curtseys*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I’m a serial lady-killer.
But they are both too thin, see above, babies are fattening (unless they are bulimic)
YES! They have finally given me permission!!! *goes to get smarter*
Mal!!! Good to see you again. *squeezes before he disappears*
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi! *squeezathors*
Hope you, and everyone else, is doing well!
Wait… until now “they” wanted you to be as dumb as possible? What’s this, a conspiracy?
*squeeze*
FoxNews?
Oh wait, they want us to “stay” stupid.
I thought that was the Republican Party.
They just want you to be as dumb as they are.
So yes, same thing.
YOU ALL ARE COMMUNIST NAZIS TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA!!!!!!! [/townhall tone of voice]
*laughs*
Win! Nice guys! Talk to you later! *scuttles off to class*
*waves*
So glad Malicite you got to go to you future. Now get to class.
How bold of me to say that. Especially the last part. *sigh*
I’m still amazed by the one town hall guy who brought an AR-15 assault rifle. Frickin’ 2nd Amendment.
On the Daily Show I saw that on one of these townhall meetings two guys brought an assault rifle. Independently. Madness! *shakes head*
Perhaps if the Forefathers were alive today they might have had second thoughts on that little “Right to bear arms” amendment.
Whose arms do the Bears have anyway?
Very hairy ones?
Berry beary ones?
Well, the guy tried to feed the bears and then it was a quick one-two movement by the bears and now they have his arms. Remains, that is.
YOU LIE!!! COMMUNIST TERRORIST HEALTH CARE DEATH PANELS TRYING TO PULL THE PLUG ON GRANDMA!!!!!!!
What if you would inherit money? It’s okay then, isn’t it?
Jeez, even the British know about that “You Lie” outburst?
Even some Germans do.
Cripes, man. Does that mean the exploits of angry, stupid Republicans are news in Europe? Well, at least that means we can all join together in mocking them.
Actually I’m a Jon Stewart fan, that’s where I got it from. But yes, the extremely unpatriotic fearmongering of the republicans is a story here.
Public announcement: Please do not mistake YOU LIE with my frequent LIES!!! outbursts in FB.
Thank you
Love You
*snickers*
It was a pretty big news story on the BBC. So did Kanye West’s antics and Obama’s denouncing of him. Hey, anything with Obama in it is bound to get a front page spot here!
Here everything Obama is currently more of a page two story. We have an election on Sunday.
Even his new dog? That was on the Today Show for a couple days.
No. He has another one? What happend to the first? Can’t be dead, the republicans would have made a HUGE story out of that!
No, I mean the first one. Because President+pet=BIG NEWS.
He is around. Cute little quadruped actually. *sigh*
What are the options for the next 4 years? Do your parties align themselves like the US or Canada? OR an even more diverse set up?
It’s most likely that five parties will make it into the parliament. Then we will either have a middle-right coalition or a so called grand coalition of the two largest parties like we already had for the past four years. Other coalitions could be mathematically possible, but they are unlikely to happen now. Either way, Merkel will stay in office.
I can see two head butting, but really, 5!?
*Runawaysquick*
Used too many “but”‘s it seems.
We have a proportional representation election system. Without the so called “five percent hurdle”, meaning that a party needs at least five percent of the votes to get to the parliament, the Knesset would look boring compared with our Bundestag.
I believe we have a similar system, though for the federal level we have a 7% hurdle which one of our “Major 3″ parties fell below 3 years ago. They were subsequently not recognized as an official party until partway through that year where the gained one seat to give them the extra percent they needed. The thing about the Canadian system is that you only really need 3 provinces to have a majority. If you win Ontario, Quebec and any other province, you have yourself a government. (That is a 100% win) Generally those who win those two provinces do get into parliament generally. Often the party that wins is comprised of British Columbia, Ontario, Quebec and any other province. Well that is the recent trend, it coincides with our major cities and I guess airplane hubs.
They already do that in Virginia.
Nice vision
Context, people, context! The other side of the sign says ‘The Republicans will’
What? They will.
It’s a fact of life.
Will what? Are we discussing an Estate here, or possibly either probate or testate insructions?
i’m english so maybe that’s why i don’t get it. can someone explain :S
‘Cause we eat babies all the time here don’t we?
*sigh*
You do?
“A dingo ate your baby”
Well, I’m half-English, so maybe that’s why I half-get it.
I’m not British. I get it.
IMPOSSIBLE!!! LIES!!!
psssss your are yelling again brother.
I don’t know. Looks more like an Epic Win to me.
Customer: “Does your sign say ‘Eat your babies’?”
Clerk: “No ma’am. You must need your vision checked”
*applauds*
*applauds to applauding*
*turns down ‘applause’ dial hastily*
*the dial breaks*
*backs out slowly while no one’s looking*
*the applause machine is now stuck on golf claps*
*a janitor sees the whole thing*
Eat babies… they’re good for your eyes, apparently.
terrible fail, the apostrophe after your, it’s disgusting.
ha. That place is around the corner from my work.
I’m going to go out on a limb and bet (based on the off center red text) that the side-scrolling advert actually read “Treat your babies.”
Yeah, spoilsport, I know.
or Beat your babies?
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
EPIC FAIL!!!
Treat your babies probably
It’s a marquee, Doesn’t count as a fail. The fact that it’s a still picture removes a vital element of the sign.
Yeah, it probably said, “Meat your baby” or something like that. I know “meet” would make more sense, but perhaps they messed up?
grEAT
great your baby? O.o
I LOL’ed.
Treat is what it probably says but still funny.
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
“What? that sign looks like it says ‘eat your babies’. Maybe I should get my eyes checked”
win
Quite an indecent proposal. :/
Where’s the FAIL? *noms the babies*
Babies, the other other white meat!
Oh. My. Gosh.
The guy who owns this vision center is my uncle. I am in shock and awe.
GAH!!!!! That’s my optometrists! I’m so going to have to drive by there and see what the rest of the sign says. But meanwhile… babies on spikes? Do you want a rack of babies? We’ve got babies on racks! Mmm, they taste of chicken!
All this time and no one has brought up “A Modest Proposal?”
Must eat babies… billboard said eat babies…
Yum yum.
Not a bad idea…
It’s quite a good idea!
I know the poster. Apparently the sign had 2 parts that swiped out individually. One was like “eat your carrots” and the other was like “healthy babies”, but in the middle of a swipe it’s pure awesomeness (fail).
Well, If they say so…
No, it just didn’t have room for the last word: It should read “Eat Your Babies’ Placentas”!!
But.. what happens when we run out of babies?..
sign was sponsored by Mike Tyson
That’s quite a modest proposal,but I’ll pass.
When you think about it, it might be smart advertising.
“Do-does that say–I think I need glasses. And look! A vision center!”
Yes, eat your babies. Eat them with the wide variety of McCormick spices available at a grocery store near you.
Eat your babies? Thats just stupid. the person who did that kinda has problems!
That sign usually says ‘eat your carrots’ No clue why it would say babies now.
I live a few blocks away from it and pass it just about every day
Yum
“If you react to this sign youre obviously not here to visit us.”