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It seems like a fair question to ask…they are pushing the chicks off left and right with that SAAAAAB
…
Backflip Fail and success!
If it had been on a Camero, definite WIN!
Haaa, i agreeee.
ƃɯo ƃɯo ƃɯo ʇsɹıɟ
whoa! howd u do that?!
Vaginal douches may consist of water, water mixed with vinegar, or even antiseptic chemicals. Douching has been touted as having a number of supposed but unproven benefits. In addition to promising to clean the vagina of unwanted odors, it can also be used by women who wish to avoid smearing a sexual partner’s penis with menstrual blood while having intercourse during menstruation. In the past, douching was also used after intercourse as a method of birth control, though it is not effective (see below).
Many health care professionals state that douching is dangerous, as it interferes with both the vagina’s normal self-cleaning and with the natural bacterial culture of the vagina, and it might spread or introduce infections. For example, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections, especially yeast infections.[1]
In May 2003, a randomized, controlled, multi-center study was conducted with 1827 women ages 18–44 who were regular users of a douche product and who had been treated recently for a sexually transmitted bacterial infection or bacterial vaginosis. Women were randomly assigned to use either a newly designed and marketed douche product or a soft cloth towelette. There was little or no indication of a greater risk of PID among women assigned to use the douche product (versus soft cloth towelette). Douching may be related to a lower probability that a woman becomes pregnant.[2]
Antiseptics may also result in an imbalance of the natural bacteria in the vagina, also resulting in an increased likelihood of infection.[3] Furthermore, unclean douching equipment may also introduce undesirable foreign bodies into the vagina. For these reasons, the practice of douching is now strongly discouraged except when ordered by a physician for specific medical reasons.[3] Douching may also wash bacteria into the uterus and Fallopian tubes, causing fertility problems.[4]
WTF?????
Lol, pwnd.
LMAO!!!! So Random!
NO
*runs away hoping lie worked*
*slips a flying carpet under k@’s feet*
That’s faster than running.
I won’t stop till I feel clean!
Thank you!
A carpet runner?
YES
it is a bit of a struggle
I guess k@ is in no mood for a shag.
Pile on k@!
Eeeeep, that is crossing the lino!
Nothing weird.
Just wall to wall squeezing.
Sorry
I promise I 100% wool never panic like that again!
Underlay! Underlay!
I’m sorry I threw you for a loop k@.
Frieze Speedy!
Speedy got off on a loophole.
Tuft! You’ll never catch me, just swatch my dust.
*zooooom*
Just a particulate remenant.
*sigh*
watches dustcloud recede.
Marius is a little warped…just weft of center.
Plush I’m a little shcrewy.
Please everyone, this is too much. One can only take so puns in one day
Sounds like you lost your punny bone, Stephen. Here, have one of mine. I’ve got plenty.
*hands Stephen extra punny bone*
What day can I take so puns?
*proggies Ogley*
Never!!!! There can never be too many puns! And you’d better sit right there and read them all mister! We’d better not find out you’ve been reading something else!
*ties Stephen to his chair*
That otta do it.
*wipes palms*
I’m here with the bindings…
I’m glad you remBer(ber)ed them.
We’re known for our Arras-ting behavio(u)r.
In that case I’d better keep my Sis(al) away from this blog!
I felt that one right between my eyes, GS. Nice work!
The things that MATter most in life are worth the struggle.
I was going to axminster Ogley if I could join in, but I always wilton these runs.
Cheeeeeeeeeese!!!!
Gorgonzola?
Brie?
Swiss?
Mighty Stilton?
Havarti?
Provolone!
Ricotta!
Whiz!!!
Oh gouda, a musical!
♪ Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
AAAAAAGH!!!! Make it stop!!!
*puts in antiearworm earplugs*
Don’t be bleu SuzieQ, sometimes. . .
♪ You can’t win, you can’t break even and you can’t get out of the game. . . ♪
Gruyere?
Cake?
Limburger! ~~~~~~~~
Munster!
*holds nose*
Fourme d’Ambert… YUMMY !!
“It’s a really great diet. You see, I don’t eat anything all day. And then, when I think I’m going to faint, I eat a block of cheese.”
“Really seems to be working.”
“Yeah, I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
That’s devilry, I tell you!
Chic…but Devilry!!!
I had to deliver my own line, but it was werf it!
*pats self on back*
giggidy..
RUNJLYET
UFQJLB8
I♥TOFU
I8NOMS
L84AD8
UR2 MUCH
URAQT
TANK U
LGB♥AFP
WTFNOOB
I actually saw this on a plate here.
UR 1 NUTA!
ahhhhhhh now i got it.
it says ‘Are You 18 Yet?’
Ahhh. Interessting.
*headdesk*
*facepalm*
Or is it –
*facepalm*
*headdesk*?
I believe it’s the latter.
Or, you can just bypass all of the above and go straight to hammerhead.
I prefer
*fist clench*
*headbutt*
*lols at Jules*
A beautiful Scottish kiss.
*takes Troll Mallet and pounds head vigorously*
OW! That’s my head!
Oh noes, Gracie! That’s what you get for standing so close.
Say it with me: personal space.
*gets ice pack for Gracie’s swollen head*
ID10T
aero? the same marking as the hot pants in a previous fail?
aaaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!
Dynamic.
vanity plate fail
creepiness WIN
Creepiness never wins.
‘xactly!
Yet? I haven’t been 18 for…
*pauses to do the math*
…well anyway, it’s been a really long time!
Snapsies!
I am this old…
*holds hands, toes and … to monitor*
22? *giggles*
HeeHeeee!!!!!
Um…yes?
You know…you’ll go to h-e-l-l for lying…
SAAB Fail?
BMW Win?
AUDI Fail?
Well, it could be…he’s probably an ass just like the previous BMW fail…
Bankrupt ass.
SAAB is always a win, except the SAAB 9000 I once had that cost me a lot of money…and the SAAB 9000 my brother-in-law had that cost HIM a lot of money.
I FAIL to see the WIN…
Win fail.
The WIN is that I really had set my mind on a SAAB 900 but got the lousy piece of rusty secondhand 9000 junk instead…Wait, what am I saying?
You said:
Dip me in chocolate and call me strawberry.
*dips Leila in chocolate*
Ok, which one of you lucky fellas wants to lick the strawberry?!
I am all over that.
Can I get some whip cream and a cherry too?
I think I have this mess licked.
ROFL!!!
Well I guess we won’t point out what you missed.
The last Saab I took for a drive, a 9-3, had a tiny little accelerator pedal that was set much lower than the brake pedal. When I slid my foot over to brake I’d catch the side of the pedal–annoying. And, if I was so inclined, it would have been very uncomfortable to get a toe on one and a heel on the other.
Please do not drive while inclined.
Did you saab?
Uncontrollably.
*hands Leila Shamwow*
Thanks!
*raises left eyebrow*
Um…where did you get that ‘L’?
*heehee*
Look down.
There was some guy over on the corner handing them out.
Bloody ‘ell! Can I have one?
*commissions a ‘L’ for dile and one for me*
We look fabulous!!!
*hands dilly ‘L’*
Fresh out of the oven!
The “L” you say?
it is just another Saab story
I don’t see any failure here. It’s awesome.
*make note*
*peeks at Leila’s book*
ALL OF THEM?!
Is that bad? I mean, I thought it was a good idea to memorialize these events. If you think it’s not…
*bites nails*
No, no, it’s perfectly alright. It’s just this part.
*points at section*
I didn’t know you knew such words, Leila?!
Yeah, you should see what BFF wrote down there.
Oh that!
Shoudl I revise it to say this instead?
GAH! That’s even worse! Try this one.
*flashes word on card*
*GASP*
*faints*
*giggles*
*fans LGB*
*squeezesAiki&LGB*
*specialhumpdaysqueezestoLeilaandtoallFPs*
WTF??? *
but cannot stop giggling*
That would earn you a “go to your room” any other day but we will let it slip just this time.
*writes the word on the card in log book*
What? What is everyone so suprised ab-
*looks down at card*
WHO PUT THAT THERE?! I spent ages on that word!
*whistles tunelessly*
*tunes up K@’s whistle*
There you go, all fixed.
*whistles @k@’s new whistle*
Nice!
Statutory rape prevention win.
You have the best porn name ever.
Better than Ben Dover?
Or Hand Solo ?
Marius, stop bringing men with ponytails into this!!
I need an 80s tv porn name…lemme think on this.
Dilly Tantric?
Cheetara Thundercatt?
Cheese flavoured….eeew!
MacDriveher?
lol.
Jaime Cummers: The Bionic Woman
Tapper John?
Gagme and Laceme?
Knight Rider?
*Fetish*
Dixie Normous?
poor table
Cue the music “bow chicka – bow chicka wow wow”
Cue the police sirens.
*sneaks up behing JG*
*swipes the ‘L’ in police*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*trips LGB*
*swipes ‘L’*
*dials 3333*
Yes, hello, Poice? I’ve been robbed. Describe the thief? Well, it was a woman … for sure … but … okay. She looked like a beautiful waterfall. No, I don’t mean her hair….
*snork* you beat me to it.
Help!! POICE….Help!!!!
Someone dial 333!!!!
GMTAJG
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
I’ve just came to write how much I love this randomness at FailBlog comments
We aim to please. And we please to aim. Wait, what?
We to aim please….
*aims*
please aim to we
*goes to the bathroom*
*Wanders aimlessly*
*wanders aimlessly behind Marius taking notes for posterity*
What does your posterior have to do with this?
Didn’t we admire Marius’ posterior yesterday?
Shit! I missed it.
Encore?
Ok, you twisted my arm. We’ll have an encore.
Do these threads make my butt look big?
*eyes Marius’ from behind*
Nope. Looks good to me!
As long as you are not wearing Aero shorts…you’re butt will look just fine.
…or a hot pink speedo…
*shudders*
A speedo? Nooooo way!
Yes, it’s bff’s turn today. Wait – are you 18 yet?
I’m still 15…
*begins to sweat profusely*
15?
It still blows my mind. (sorry)
Hey, it’s what happens when you get a good old British education!
Makes me wanna take my kids over there to get ther lernin’ on.
*scratches head*
We aren’t all like that though…
Touche
Poor BFF! Here, have a cookie, love!
♫ And they call it… Cookie love ♫
That’s good enough for me.
LMAO Judy!!!
*stands in front of BFF just in case*
He knows we like his posterier.
*shows Leila the sketch from yesterday*
*starts wolf whistling*
WOW!!! Impressive gluteus maximus.
*admires picture*
I like how you captures that little dimple he has….
*sigh*
captureD.
*bukkit*
*Hides dimple*
Did you mean Cougar whistling?
How old is Marius?
Cougar? What is the age range of a cougar?
If he’s about the same age as (or younger than) your children you are a cougar. That always makes for an interesting walk of shame too….
I’m 45. Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
*aims at BondFan*
*launches blown smoochies*
*catches smoochies*
*puts them in jar*
*watches them fly around container, with wonderment*
*adds wondermeat to jar*
*runsawaywithquickness*
Look!!! Ms. B is smooching the wondermeat?
*snorkies from the distance*
*snorks at canned laughter*
Just what this blog could use, a laugh track.
I already hear one in my head.
*hands Gracie tinfoil hat*
This should keep it out!
Eeep!
*opens jar and lets smoochies free*
Noooo! I had grown so attached to them. Oh, alas…
If you love something let it go. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.
Dr. Pinderschloss, “The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.”
Grandmama, “Even with a chainsaw.”
*snork!*
How the hell is this fail?! unless buddy is like 50 years old… but i see no evidence of that in this pic.
*makes yet another entry in the log book*
*adds her $0.002 to log book*
We sure are getting creative with that log book.
That’s the book I want to buy from FailBlog!
Ooooo, Judy
*squeeze*
That is a GRRRRREAT idea. But, instead of all the negativity from the trolls, how about a compilation of all the really funny/witty blogs or…?
…witty banter, with just a pinch of
of trolls?
Fabulous!
But only if we can pinch the trolls!
Will gloves be provided?
We don’t want Troll cooties…
We’d better make them lead-lined gloves, then.
He just really wants to know if you can vote.
A patriot?
A creepy way of doing it!
*shudders*
If this vote’s rockin’ don’t come knockin’?
The DNC would like you to vote early and vote often.
Go baby!
And then go to a casino to celebrate! And buy some fireworks on the way!!
*runs in casino with lit sparklers*
Where do I play blackjack??
*Snickers*
D&C? that is surgical procedure
You’re scraping the barrel now.
*throws up a little*
*squeeze*
Sorry!
*squeeze*
*shudders*
Reason 124 to be glad I’m male.
That…and if you can smoke…
Giggidy Giggidy. This is not a fail. Just someone looking for some young( and legal) lovin’.
Advertising WIN.
*whistles*
Leila! Down here!
Oh … my … gosh.
Where’s BFF with the mallet?
Over here.
*gets ready to whack*
May I?
Please be my guest.
On a positive note, you are building good arm muscles from all the troll wacking you’ve been doing.
*admires BFF’s muskles*
*dons sexy, wet-looking one-piece bathing suit and very high heels*
*hangs off right bicep*
“C’s” Little Girl Blues “K” and raises her ten thousand. $ at that.
Um…how old are you?
You REALLY wanna know?
*wonders whether this is a trap*
I do.
The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
All right, little lady. It’s YOUR turn. Fess up and quid pro quo, or I’ll ask BFF to lightly tap you with his mallet.
*folds arms*
*taps foot*
Answer: No, this is a new entity therefore cannot be merged with the existing account.
Very funny. LOL, and all that rot. Out with it, missy!
*picks up phone and dials BFF*
Yellow? GBF’s Troll Mallet Services, how can we help you?
BFF!! You wouldn’t, would you? Think of all the cookies I baked for you. *lips quiver*
*whispers to LEILA*
Of course not! This mallet is made of pillow, see?
*hits self*
*goes unconscious*
*puts smelling salt under BFF’s nose*
*hands him a cup of tea*
*suddenly remembers she has Troll Mallet*
*hides behind back*
Yoo-hoo! Leila!
Maybe you just need to tell her how old BFF is.
BFF is FIFTEEN and I feel obligated to keep him safe. I don’t know why.
*damn maternal instincts*
(Psst! Guys! He’s not a troll – just another one for the log book. Easy with that mallet, bff. Have another cookie.)
Psst! *whispers*
I hope you’re giving BFF the the ‘calming’ cookies with added somethingsomething.
*winknudge*
Two the Batmobile!
*puts on mask*
Let’s do it!!!
I’m really hungry! Is it time for dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner?
Here, jam, have a cookie.
*noms cookie*
Hanko!
Tastes weird.
*still has the munchies*
Here, Jam, I found these muffins. I heard they were really good!
Ooh, they look… hey, wait a minute!! HMPH!
Hey; I got Muffins. THEY’RE BLUEBERRY I SWEAR
*logs another entry in the notebook*
This is going to be a long day. I pray for a new fail … soon!!!! Preferably one with troll repellant.
If it is anything like Raid- we are doomed to a troll filled eternity!
name replacement:
Vanity Plate WIN
(Plz tell me I’m right)
*whacks “Mind” with troll mallet, with great vigo(u)r*
NO.
*applauds BFF*
*applauds Leila applauding BFF*
*sneaks up behind Leila while she’s busy applauding*
*swipes L back from her*
Oh crap! This is where it happened? When I wasn’t paying attention?
*dials 3333 to report LGB to poice*
Hello, this is the FailBlog Police Department, How can we help you?
You have a Police Department now? Exactly how many books did you sell??
You’re right – you are a sick weirdo. (that’s what I read in your post)
Maybe this is a chic’s car. Something pretty hanging from the rearview mirror. If so, even bigger win. No way this is a fail.
No sooner do I whack one when another pops up. It’s like a game of Whack-a-mole.
*thumps feelin failish with mallet*
*applauds BFF*
*logs another entry*
NEXT!!!!
*gets mole costumes ready for next lot*
I’d better go change! I was just getting ready for Halloween.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*squeeze*
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW – I hate mimes.
*mimes killing a herd of mimes with a .50 cal machinegun*
I am going as the color burnt sienna this year.
*nods knowingly*
*nods approvingly*
*smiles in a somewhat brownish – but not really brown – fashion*
*adds a little yellow in the brownish*
*mimes being ripped to shreds by bullet*
Meh, that car’s not so chic. Its lines are all wrong.
Yes it does look like a chic car it is not parked in between the lines right.
Just Kidding.
Chic, not chick.
Chic meaning ’stylish’ or ’smart’, is an element of fashion and the counterpart of posh.
It is a French word, established in English since at least the 1870s. Early references in English dictionaries classified it as slang and New Zealand-born lexicographer Eric Partridge noted, with reference to its colloquial meaning, that it was “not so used in Fr[ench].”[1] There is a similar word in German, schick, with a meaning similar to chic; indeed chic may be linked to the word chicane. Although the French pronunciation (shēk or “sheek”) is now virtually standard and was that given by Fowler [2], chic was often rendered in the anglicised form of “chick”. An example was in Simon Raven’s Edward and Mrs Simpson (Thames, 1978), a television drama based on the events leading to the Abdication crisis of 1936, when the leader of the Labour Party, Clement Attlee (played by Patrick Troughton), used the word slightly contemptuously during a meeting with Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin (David Waller).
♥
♥ Right back at ya.
Ummmm I knew that but I was trying to pun? it. Sorry EMP. Could I have my head back.
Nope, it wasn’t even close enough and that wasn’t the worse part of what you did…
*pats Emp on back*
Breath — breath –
*sigh x2*
*throws ‘E’s up into last post*
*hangs head in bukkit*
Oh I am not unconscious, but if you insist on CPR.
(I look stuff up now, I have learned from to do this when I don’t understand something on the blog. I learn more that way rather than backlash from assumptions, which I try to avoid at all costs now. So get a little peeved when this stuff happens, along with the misogyny, well that is just downright unacceptable.)
Misogyny. Nice word. The Wednesday word?
And here I thought the Wednesday word was hump.
*In Gomez’s (Adam’s Family) voice*
Ms B, you said hump.
*Commences kissing up and down Ms B’s arm*
Are you going to pretend we didn’t just have a moment up there?
Just please be sure to clean up after every moment. Here’s a box of shamwows.
Absolutely, but when you see Batman, can you ask him for an autograph?
Robin does community service every once in a while it seems.
Ever since that under 18 incident.
He should have known better.
Yup, being a hero gave him a false sense of entitlement it seems. Then again, when you are in Bruce’s shadow all your life…
I blame Bruce!
*shakes fist at Batman*
Shhh, were aren’t supposed to give away that they are connected… :[
Have you ever noticed how Clark Kent and Superman look eerily similar?
CHIC=STYLISH
CHICK=SLANG FOR FEMALE
CHICKCHICCHICKCHICCHICKCHIC….BOOM!!
I beat you nah nah nah nah nah … nah.
One thing, you are one chic chick.
*sigh*
It’s sad how a joke loses it’s funny when you have to explain it.
*snorks about BOOM-ing though*
I don’t like that word CHICK.
*sweeps dilly’s bits and pieces into pile for ZA*
Which word?
The bird!
B-b-b-b-bird -b-b-bird b-b-bird is the word.
GAH!!!!
Where is Avis???????
Probably in her kitchen making me something yummy to think about eating
I hope she is making something vegetarian friendly today. I am sooooooooooo freakin hungry.
*hands Leila a cookie with a little something ‘extra’ in it*
This should keep the freakin hungries away!
*noms the cookie*
*makes a beeline to the ladies room*
What the heck was in that cookie?
Chick-a-chick-a boom boom will there be enough room.
Chickchickchickchickchicken, lay a little egg for me.
Sick!! People are terrible!
Someone get a Doctor!!!
I totaly agree…so RU 18 YET? ^_^
Well, I have had this terrible cold lately. But I’ve been trying not to share it! I’m really careful, I promise!
*hands B shamwow*
Hope you feel better soon.
What’s with all the Aero fails?
MS says they’ll be fixed when Windows 7 is released.
HAHA GSC!!!
Clickie!!!!!!
I thought you said clickies are evil?
Well, that one’s not evil, just Hilarious!
Um…
I got duped a few times when I was told it was work safe when it really wasn’t.
*grins*
*fleesToGetFarAwayFromMsB*
At the risk of Little Girl Blue’s scissors, I’d say the owner of the car was hoping the answer was ‘yes’.
Mallet!
Nah, lets not overdo it. We might have another tazer scenario on our hands if we do.
“Don’t taze me, bro!”
ZZZZap zap zap.
OOpps!
I have decided that FB should adopt a serious face smiley. The I could declare all of my comments as crazy fun – unless I post the serious face along with it.
:seriously:
We are serious! :[
I endorse your cause Jenny.
Seriously! :[
:[
Hmmm…
Mmmm…
Ummm…
Mmmmm
Jammm
:[
…is seriously Haxored!
Ms B and jam are such rebels!!
Yes. They are.
And we love them for it
YUP!
*squeezeWNandMsBandjam*
*admires Leila’s shiny new ‘L’ *
Oh, Leila…there are easier ways to earn a Living…
Work what your mama gave you.
*works what her mama gave her*
How does working a toaster help?
Yes, we do. Seriously. :[
You cannot be serious!
(John McEnroe twice in 7 days, something is lacking inside. Seriously! :[ )
I am sorry; I just can’t take you seriously.
Or
I am sorry, I just can’t take you. Seriously!
Or
I am sorry, I just can’t. Take you, seriously?
Yes.
*takes Leila*
*plans on having a seriously good time*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
:[
I’m not cleaning that up.
*gives Leila a ShamWow*
Please don’t be door number 2.
“I am sorry, I just can’t take you. Seriously!”
*runs off bawling*
Aw, I didn’t mean it, seriously.
*walks into store* I’d like to buy a serious face please.
*clerk smiles* – “what can I really do for you today.”
I really want a serious face, I think it would help me make my point.
*clerk smiles bigger* – Let me show you what we have in stock. *gets down box of smileys*
THIS IS WHY I NEED A SERIOUS FACE!!!!!!
WOW!!! You poor thing.
*makes all sorts of offerings to the FB gods*
*does the rain dance around the fire*
*starts chanting in unknown language*
Please make us a :seriously: face and an :angel: face and a :monkey: face and a :BMWFail: face and …to be continued.
I suppose its a classic WIN!
*tsk,tsk,tsk*
Mallet!
Should I? It is getting a tad repetitive. Let’s ask the others what they think.
I vote NO.
Okay, no mallet. Just when I was having fun….
*wanders off kicking rocks as she goes*
*observes small rocks pinging off sides of buildings and breaking various windows*
There, there. I know, how ’bout a troll-bashing session in the troll cage with this mallet? That’ll cheer you up! Here!
*hands troll mallet to LGB*
Troll MMA fighting? Throw them in a cage with any of the combat equipped regulars?
*takes mallet from BFF*
*shaft of light beams down from the heavens*
*angels sing in the background*
Oooooooooo — THE MALLET —
*runs around waving mallet over her head*
I have the mallet! I have the mallet!
*sticks tongue out at Leila*
*prevents lightning bolt from striking LGB by dramatically tossing a troll up between LGB and the heavens just in time*
*sigh*
My hero!
*bats eyelashes*
*cue the Harley*
You would suppose, but it is apparent you are wrong.
You know what happens when you assume….
You make and ass out of you and hole out of me?
*swipes ‘D’ from Leila’s post*
*gets out soap*
*changes mind*
*runsawaykindafast*
*totally rearranges LGB’s post*
*soaps ‘D’ mind*
*changes fast*
*Leila’skindafast*
*swipes and gets out*
*tsop s’alieL morf ‘D’ sepiws*
*paos tuo steg*
*dnim segnahc*
*tsafadnikyawasnur*
Hey — waddafu…?
Excuse me Mam? Are you in labor?
*holds up signage for no apparent reason*
*getting soap*
*gets soup out instead then puts in 4hot peppers, 4tbs of honey,4 small handfuls of cedar, 4tbs of ginger. brings to a boil serves 4 people if right amount of water is added.* This is the best flue and cold medicine there is.
*admires 4 eagles/5finches/5spiders/1fox/6cats/high5/owl’s multi-species collection*
*admires WN admiring 4 eagles/5finches/5spiders/1fox/6cats/high5/owl’s multi-species collection*
Copy and paste. It’s a beautiful thing.
*sniff*
*wipes tear from corner of eye*
WhoeNellie I am taking your advice and others and learning to chill out relax learn to play nice and not to be a “d i n k”. See “raidfail” for further explanation.
The animals all have been given to me, you gave me the finches?.Qwaz gave me the owls for playing nice, see fail? before raid i think. Judy gave me the 6 cats.
I would like to respond the the hoo below by GBF mmm got nothing.
You say fail, but all I see is lots of win.
Its your car isn’t it?LOL
Okay. Brad, is it? Listen, Brad. It’s not a win. No, uh-uh. Not at all. It’s a pedophile LOSE.
LOSELOSELOSELOSELOSELOSELOSE
*BOOM*
*sigh*
A moment of silence for LGB’s head asplosion please.
*bows head*
*bows in silence*
*begins to reassemble LGB’s head*
Anybody know where this part goes?
Is it connected to the cerebral coretext?
*Sweeps out surplus ‘e’ and ‘t’*
It was based upon our technology society. k@tcf. you core meaning operating system and text what we do on phones.
*BOOM!*
There goes another innuendo machine.
*blows head, seriously*
:[
where is dateline
WIN!
STOP!!! STOP!!! YOU’RE GOING TO DRIVE US ALL MAD!!! MAD, I SAY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*shrieks and runs out of the room, arms flailing in the air*
*wipes eyes*
LMAO hysterically! BFF, you freaking crack me up so good!
*puts LGB’s ass back on*
Geesh, woman, all yer parts are asploding and falling off!!
*pats-down hair and clothes*
Thanks, WN!
I’m having so much gall-durn fun on this fail, I don’t want the ten o’clock fail to arrive!
What? You didn’t just say that. Please tell me you didn’t mean it.
Awwwww — do you have a sad?
I take it all back. Total recant.
*erases last post*
*readies shamwow*
k@ what’s with the shamwow? Is something about to asplode?
*universe asplodes*
*Buried troll in swamp*
*catches slippery ’s’, swaps for ‘d’*
Spare ‘d’ anyone?
No, thanks. Already have one.
Boo
Hoo?
You!
Aw, poo.
Achoo!
What is that fancy restaurants say, “if you have to ask you can’t afford the price”?
See below I was changing my name yet still on another computer. Don’t ask.
i know this man, he is a huge tool.
*takes a sack filled with cow manure*
*uses it to beat the sh*t outta RU*
Whoe whoe Liela with new L *4 eagles holds back leila and her sack of sh!t called RU 18 Yet*
quagmire win
giggity
How is this a fail?…
i love you wisconsin
Well I guess the neighborhood knows whose the sex offender is on their block.
*Giggity WIN*
Age screening win!
its Wisconsin.. i seen tons of plates that are dumb.. pkownr.. (it was old person) and this one that i forgot.. (im from wisconsin, manitowoc wisconsin)
täät iiis viin
That’s not fail. That is quite clearly win. The driver is clearly a civic minded individual with respect for the law and does not wish to go to jail for statutory rape.
Okay. I don’t really see the fail here. Could someone explain it?
seriously?
Whats the shelf life on this bad boy
Staying out of jail win!
The worse is if you for some reason decide to play a female character in an MMO and being asked this question.
Clearly by the level of intellect shown in these posts, no, no one is 18 yet.
So much win, that one. Now if it was 13 instead of 18, that would be creepy…
kill me now but i dont get it, thanks for info
Wait, I remember ILUVTOFU. Precisely, at least 18, we need to drive. I’m 15. How old are you really?
Wow just wow, i once saw one that said “ILUVHED” gotta love classy people
only one word comes to mind…. giggity!
its not a fail, it’s a win… in a way i guess… ;P
So Arizona isn’t the only place in America with a douche with the same license plate.
took me a while to explain to my dad what the plate actually meant.
Pedofail!
Pedobear!
Im sure this guy is some old dude who walks around in a robe all day.
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
Giggady.
That’s Glen Quagmires car. Heh heh alright!
creepy quagmire impersonator ur doin it rite
Saab is the shit. Look out for the new 9-5
This seems more like a win than a fail.
Pedo-Fail
Just looked and someone beat me to it, damn!
Souldnt it be ru 16 yet
eeewww – creepy number plate is creepy
You think my number plate is creepy!?
*Goes to get new vanity plate*
Is this one better?
*Do me*
O.o?
Hey, isn’t that R.Kelly’s Car?
*Steals away the 18 year old*
How is that license plate in any way, shape, or form a FAIL? If anything it’s a Quagmire WIN!
LMAO
This is scary. One of the major reasons why we should keep our children form the hands of the adults.
TAG WIN!
Vanity Fail?? Fail Title.
More like LICENSE PLATE fail.
That’s not FAIL!! This is a responsible SEX WIN!
How is this fail? lol
How in the hell did the DMV let that one slip? I’m gonna look up that dude’s plates, any guesses on the identity?
it’s quagmire’s car!
giggety giggety giggety goo!!!
WOW come on half of the fails a wins lol i the this was a win not a fail lol
LOL, i know the guy who drives that car he used to have a prelude LOL! so random to see his license plate on this site
Epic license plate WIN
*Answer* NO
SAAB ftw, haha
RU?