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damned white anglo-saxon protestants
Is that a standard line or were you really commenting on the fail?
W.A.S.P.s bug me
They don’t give you a buzz, Fuzz?
I prefer the prayerful order of the Mantis religiosa.
are you saying that this is some wasp cult on a suicide mission?
Their poisonous motto: “Let us spray.”
They are just dying to get in then?
… on two pairs of wings and a prayer.
Made In China?
You must use dog food or children’s toys made in China if you really want something toxic enough to kill the entire hive.
*farts*
no, that should do it!
Wrong idea; I don’t think it’s your fart working, I think it’s your face.
BURNINATED!!!
Sorry, was not familiar with that acronym. I’m a B.U.G. myself (Belgian Unbelieving Guy)
Czuhc, is it me, or has your Captain Haddock shaved?
you shaved your what?
Shaving beats plucking anyday. Although the smooth results do last longer when you pull those pesky hairs by the root.
*giant squeezes* ya’ll behave, I have to take Matt to the doctor. See you later.
here we go!
*squeeze!*
Ek het my (kaptein) Sardijn geskeer.
Anniebunny sê jy moet pluk!
HAHAHA
(In Flanders we sometimes use the word “aftrekken” for “plukken”)
*pluks*
They stole a can and are attacking their sworn enemies -the ants- with it.
A special hymenoptera raid.
Classy invertebrates!
They’re in a class of their own.
Though they have not made it their kingdom as yet!
… all in due order.
Genera ly speaking, It may take some time!
Domain thing is it gets done.
… with non-pacific specificity.
*grows suddenly subspecies*
familiarity breeds contempt
Quick, take the captive back to the nest
Wasps and bumblebees working together?! It’s a miracle of nature!
Aw come on, the natural world was bound to gang up on us at some point, they have to start somewhere! (when you see an ostrich operating a fork lift, well then it is truly time to panic)
O.o….I’ve seen some idiots operating forklifts. Does that count?
I suppose so. They do have the brains of ostriches.
We’re DOOMED!
*puts on sandwich board with “THE END IS NIGH” on it*
*walks randomly around*
*gently points GBF towards jeep and cliff*
“Self fullfilling prophecy.”
*races to scene in tank, just in time to see body double plummet off cliff in jeep*
Not another one! They’re very costly to replace, you know!
I’m not invulnerable, I’m NIGH invulnerable!
Maybe they shoudn’t have printed the can in yellow and black- to them it is irresistable.
Does the black and yellow make then hornet?
heh … they experience an animal attraction
Then they (phero)moan with pleasure!
ZOMG FIRST COMMENT
um…fail?
lolmaster, you have failed on failblog.
Irony…sad for you LOL for us.
Lulz, rather.
Nature – 1, Harmful chemicals – 0.
Nature strikes back!
wait till you see the “after” pics
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Aha- finally the true meaning of raiding party will be revealed!
Ooooo, k@ what are you revealing today??
*squeeze*
err, umm….err nothing!
*replaces clothing*
*cries*
CCC rules!
Bees raid on Raid! What, confusing?
Considering the CCC is made up of crude trolls who cannot spell, spam every thread with unfunny comments, and are generally immature, no, it does not rule. I consider it one of those lunatic fringe groups. Like the Lib-Dems.
*snorkity*
Hey, 5Eags and I can’t take responsibility for the trolls who put CCC in their names. We’ve only regognized only 1 other official member, Shadow the Sniper. The others are most likely fakes, GBF
So failinator just sticks CCC on his name for nothing?! The bastard! He’s probably the one who tarnished the group’s name in the first place!
Well, maybe 5eags invited him, as he seems to like him for some reason. I still think of the CCC as a group of 3.
I may just be out of the loop…
CCC? Huh?
Stands for Cool Cats Club. It is a little group started by 5Eagles and I, but for some reason attracted interest of a few trollish folks who wear the badge in their name like the real members.
Ah. Thanks for the explanation.
Hmmm…maybe I should have scrolled up here before I posed the same question down there. Oh well.
So, what is this group’s purpose?
The CCC’s purpose was really at first kinda just for sh!ts and giggles at first, then it stuck. Then a website was created. Then a handful of trollish folks started falsely using the CCC as part of them. That’s the history so far. We are not the Taliban of Failblog!
What Halifax we are not the Taliban sh!t what the heck do I do with all these cherry bombs?.
Sorry C.C. halifax I didn’t invited Failinaor either. I just tolerate him for now.
you did invite me
*drops C.C.C.*
Did I or did shadowthesniper did. You have been pissing people of lately dude.
clickie
I always knew there was something devious about you.
It was a mistake to shave the beard.
*quickly puts on fake beard*
(refresh)
*…and hides behind yellow patterned curtain*
*peeks*
‘splain yourself!!!
Where do you want me to start? At the pipe lighting accident, at the CCC, at the fact that Aiki recognized me as a member, at the Gravatar c0ck up? (I invite you to refresh again)
heeeeeere’s Sammy!
LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN! SAM’S BACK!
Quick! kids! this way!
hey Leila!
*squeeze!*
it would be if it was the real sam, but its just me in this sam suit that I picked up
Who tells me that you’re not the real Sam in GCF disguise?
The fact that they let him go disturbs me.
un-BEElievable…ha damn what a zinger
gee wiz wowee, snap oh my
Hey man if you only snort a little it’s a wicked buzz man. We are hitting a roach motel after this, I hear thats where all the chicks hang out. If you lick the floor it makes you trip! WOOT!
spray and pass man
I would like if someone would bugger off from immature name calling of the C.C.C.!
I wouldn’t insult a group if I didn’t have a good idea of how it behaved. Its only members seem to be your and STS, who are rather pesky little trolls. And you seem to not understand what “immature” is. If I was being immature, I would just simply spit out profanities and slang for numerous reproductive organs.
I am not going to get into a fight with you I didn’t draw first blood. I don’t speak for the group and they don’t speak for me. I have a different view of the group then some.
Hey, I didn’t even mention you in my first comment on the CCC here! You just came in and defended it, like you should, I guess.
I’m confused why you seem to distance yourself from the CCC, as I’m pretty sure you are the founder of the group. And there is a CCC at the end of your name. That’s all I’m saying. No insults. No name-calling.
Halifax started the group. I like Halifax because he comes from Japan and answers my questions about that country so I can learn about other countries. It stared as sharing group like your group of friends on here nothing more nothing less. Shadowthesniper is funny I like him too. Failnitor is a fellow gamer he is his own person I respect that. Timothy of fail is not a member I don’t think but supports us in principal. You can add C.C.C. to your long list of names LOL.
Of course! I do remember him creating a CCC website. Why don’t you ask me? If you have a legitimate question on Japan, where I was born, and where I lived for over 13 or 14 years, then I will answer it, with neither insults or anger. It’s a good thing if you’re curious about another country.
STS seems to have a case of verbal diarrhoea. The best way to mingle with the FailBlog crowd is to start with a few comments, then, if you gain acceptance, gradually comment more. But, if you start off by completely bombarding every single thread, then you will have a tough time gaining respect. I’m not saying you’re wrong to like him, but still. He needs to quiet down a bit, though, he has managed not to be aggresive. Only extremely hyperactive.
Failinator, on the other hand, is a different case. His comments are quite aggresive towards me and others. But, like you say, he is his own person, and his abnormal personality is here to stay, I guess.
I am coming in late in the game but what the hell is CCC anyway? While we are at it, 5 Eagles (minus 1), why the anymosity? I know you have no beef with me (of course, I am a vegetarian – sorry, I couldn’t help it) but I am just curious. I saw your post where you said certain people do not even respond to your direct questions or comments and I completely understand. It happens more often than not to me as well. What keeps me coming back is the many others who are fun to talk to and ‘play’ with. Don’t get too heavy into it, just relax and have fun. I’ve seen you contribute a few funnies – keep ‘em coming.
I gladly respond to your comment.
Where are you from Czuhc?
Belgium
I will look it up on google. So I can ask you things too. What is your money called?
It used to be francs, but somehow it changed to euro.
You’ll look it up on Google and then you’ll ask me questions? I wonder how people knew which questions to ask before there was Google.
Thank you sister Leila I will and are and is going to chill out and learn to breath and not take things so seriously from now on. Take responsibility for the things I say and learn to think and then ask. Its 4 eagles until I get one back some day. The other animals are my back up when I have a bad day LOL.
I thought you where from United Kingdom LOL cause of the big ben. so sorry. Then I will ask you some question if you don’t mind about Japan some days.
I love some of the things are said on and get excited GFB. I will learn to slow down ok. The veral Diarrhoes is mine. Yes STS needs to slow down he has some great stuff.
Raid fail… Wasp WIN!
did they die?
Good question. Perhaps a case of insect Rigor Mortis?
they’re not dead they’re pining!
No the wasps didnt die, but the leafe behind them did… sad story that is
oh do tell
emo wasps
Really?? You like the pieces of rubber on a tire? You’re one strange puppy…
Perhaps his mammary pulled him off/her the teat too early.
*moves OFF behind her*
Sorry, RAID had me confused.
harnesting our technology against us!
Suicidal bees and/or wasps.
Or… MILITARY BEES AND/OR WASPS PLANING REVENGE ON US!
OMFG!! GET THE ROFLCOPTER! WE ARE OUT OF HERE!! .
HOLD YOUR HORSES AND/OR PONIES, TIGER AND/OR LION!! .
ROFL AND/OR LMAO
LOL AND/OR WTF AND/OR ROFL AND/OR INFINITE AND/OR IT NEVER ENDS
Ps: Hum… I had like 65 messages in my Inbox, I don’t know what happened but someone was playing with the add comment button and/or things are getting really great around here …
Go on, try to push the button. I dare you.
Are those bees or wasps???
Doesn’t matter.
Do not want!
If Bees make honey why are wasps so useless- why can’t they make marmalade or something?
Some wasps make paper.
But it doesn’t taste very good.
Not like the rice paper you get on the bottom of macaroons then?
*sulks*
Those would appear to be yellow jackets — a type of North American wasp. Bees (e.g., honeybees and bumblebees) tend to be rounder and more “furry.”
Leila, for her part, would appear to have a “bee in her bonnet”, a phrase meaning, “preoccupied or obsessed with an idea.” The latter phrase is thought to have come from Robert Herrick’s poem Mad Maid’s Song, 1648.
Ah! woe is me, woe, woe is me! Alack and well-a-day!
For pity, sir, find out that bee Which bore my love away.
I’ll seek him in your bonnet brave,
I’ll seek him in your eyes;
Nay, now I think they’ve made his grave
I’ th’ bed of strawberries.
(clickie for pictures and characteristics of wasps and bees … if thou bee brave.)
To bee or not to bee?
Is that the question?
I never understood why people couldn’t tell them apart. To make it more confusing, in some Flemish dialects there is no word for “wesp” (wasp), they just say “bie” (bee).
Some dialects use the word “appelbie” (apple bee) for wasp.
Jeremy Clarkson, a TV presenter and writer here in the UK, claims that wasps are in fact alien life forms, on the basis that they behave like no other insect.
…and presenting a program on cars makes him an expert on insects because…?
Stop confusing the issue with fact.
Those are bees and/or wasps , it doesn’t really matter.
Hayat bu ne zaman ne olur belli olmuyor. Ama yinede yaşamak güzel. Arılar çok kutsaldır. Raid sonlarını getirsede arılar bir harikadır.
*sprays raid all over, runs out to lie in the garden*
*Puts on yellow jacket*
*Buzzes*
*puts on flypaper underwear*
*lies very very still*
*Sticks it to Granny*
Why is everything that tastes good is bad for you?
*Comma meant*
Is just too much.
Two is or not two is.
Is that the comment?
Too bad or not too good.
That is the conjecture.
the can says “do not deep fry”
Doesn’t mean we can’t dip in chocolate.
It all depends on how the poison is supposed to work. If the insects are expected to pass it around their colony, then it needs to be tasty!
Raid is against ants.
Wasp kills ants.
Raid attracts Wasp.
Isn’t that obvious ?
its anti-wasp nest raid.
note the funny spray head and the word “wasps” on the bottle.
Seems like heroin. You’re addicted but it will kill you.
That would make an awesome ad for Black Flag…
Float like a butterfly…sting like a wasp!
I need some Raid for my Raid so I can kill wasps while I kill wasps.
That’s how it works, you put the raid can there, let the bees gather around, then hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
I just Lolled.
Yes, because raid contains poison on the OUTSIDE of the can too.
/fail fail
My nightmare photographed.
Definitely not a Fail.
It’s supposed to work this way. Wasp poison contains hormones that attract wasp. The eat some and bring the rest home to the hive feeding their queen and offspring with it. This way you can ensure that the entire nest is killed.
little junkies.
Perhaps it is better to use something else other than insecticides!
Or… how about using ‘death traps’ to annihilate those wasps? (‘Death traps’ are far more effective in eliminating wasps than simply eagerly risking to use a spray that easily wears off!)
My god, if were in that situation i’d totally pick up the can without seeing the bee’s because im such a blonde.
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
Yikes…that’s a lot of bugs.
That’s not a fail. Raid ATTRACTS insects, and then it kills them. If you spray Raid on something, all the insects will go there, inhale the Raid long enough, and die.
spray the nest now! i dare you.
It’s that way on purpose.
Spray: PSSHHHHTT!!
Wasps: ::snif snif:: OMG **WHAT** is that WONDERFUL SMELL?? SSSNNNNIFFFFFF SNNNIIFFFFF OM NOM NOM
Spray: mmkay now die
Wasps: Ooock.
addicts
Are those bees or European wasps?