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Talk about the wrong hole….
I didn’t know it was THAT deep!
all holes are deep, and wet…
Let’s go muddin’!! – Early Cuyler
how does that even happen?
just try yourself, you’ll see!
Try pretending it was a mistake…
like a umm… what?
In Hinduism, the tilaka is a mark worn on the forehead and other parts of the body. Tilaka may be worn on a daily basis or for special religious occasions only, depending on different customs. The tilak is a mark created by the smearing of powder or paste or faecal matter on the forehead. Occasionally it extends vertically and horizontally on a large part of the forehead and may cover the nose also.
Dirty Sanchez?
tehehehe
probably
The tilika has a lot to do with this, doesn’t it??
just remember to be safe. Safety first ^^
how it happens: engage 4WD – disengage brain – spin all 4 wheels and dig all into the ground uniformly. Continue until vehicle weight is entirely on floor pan. At that point you can stop or whatever, it doesn’t matter.
I believe that every road should have a swamp. You know, biodiversity and all that.
Where’s your chinstrap gone?
Pipe lighting accident.
I thought you might have had at least a bit of stubble by now.
It wasn’t a…glass pipe, was it?
No, he was so hot on his hornpipe, it burst into flames.
I blame Gravatar…and Arthur.
Hehehehe, liking it!
I’m hoarse too.
.
How you doin’?
You feeling gruff?
I’m chipper! Got me pain killers and steroids. All is good.
?
!?
؟!?
¡؟!?
Oh and Swamp monster?
First! If not, i fail
…and will self-destruct in five seconds.
3…2…1… kaBOOM!!!
It takes a special skill, and determination, to get bogged way beyond the axles. This is really an achievement.
Peace of cake for a SUV.
The Peace of Cake was decreed by Mary Antoinette.
Hope they have a nav system in that Jeep – could be lost for weeks otherwise.
Sunken Utility Vehicle
Second! This is a WIN for me
!
Photoshop win?
If thats a photoshop, tis indeed the cleanist job i’ve ever seen, deffo win, but i fear, you are looking at a real-life creatin doing what they do best.
That swamp bit- looks a little like cake mix!
Mississippi mud pie? Mmmmm…
Introducing the worlds most expensive, but least effective, blender, used in this world record attempt, at the largest chocolate torte.
I muffin’sist that you stop these shenanigans. I’ll start drooling and my keyboard will get caked.
Whatever you say cupcake!
Thanks, honey bun!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I can’t help being a doughnut on occasion!
You’re no doughnut but methinks we’scone mad.
My sanity often fritters into uncertainty!
You have no idea how kinky that sounded.
That’s because I’m soooooo angelic. :halo:
The cake mix was decreed by Marie Antoinette.
Napolean – in the face he was kneed by Marie Antoinette.
lazy failblogers FAIL…
more like parking FAIL lol =)
It took some decades for me to find some folks who drive pickup trucks responsibly – but I did, and from that time forward beat my prejudice into a plowshare and retired the term “truckhole” from my vocabulary. I have yet, though it has been a further decade, to retire the term “Jeephole”. When you are driving tomorrow see if this doesn’t hold true – maybe you will be the first to witness a Jeep driven well…I fear I shall never see that day.
to much letters in your comment sir, do not want!
TMSE;DR
Chinese backwards?
Too Many Stupid Errors; Didn’t Read!
ah, you don’t like long texts too? Welcome to the club!
I read CWR’s post just fine. It’s yours I refer to.
lier
I suppose words are like onions. Good in small doses. And can make you cry? IDK.
Why don’t you want to much his letters?
why should i?
To not do so would be much of a muchness
“Let’s offroad!”
Reckless driving on a dirty back road…
I might have a ticket showing up in the mail soon. Left turn on red with cameras all about was a wrong idea.
Just tell them you had to get home to get on fail blog, they will understand.
lol…thats tooo funny. showoff
I love it when their attempts to show off end up with everyone laughing at them.
*points and laugh*
Wait, who’d he get there in the first place?
“how’d”
JESUS!!!
Howdy, Tech.
You were talking to me, weren’t you?
*bows to the holy one*
You’re like my favorite savior. I have all your writings.
Oops, sorry! Really, I’m not the Messiah; I’m a very naughty girl.
Thank God!
What a relief a relief ’cause my favorite savior is lemonade on a hot day and I don’t read.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
So you write with voice recognition software? They don’t cope well with Geordie accents.
ufo?
I don’t know if you guys noticed this or not… but I think that the driver is a kid…
No excuse to FAIL.
because of that kid, he embarrass Jeep
всем сосать, суки!
so much for off road….looks like an small island
rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaarararararararrrrrr!!!!!
Oh I am stuck and need a push?
Mushy land off road!
Morning Timothy of fail. I think you are owning someone of the name you have ?1?!.
Did they wash the jeep after it got stuck? Or is it “gasp” photoshopped?
It’s a Jeep thing…you wouldn’t understand.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Silly City People….4WD and don’t know how to use it, properly. He should be ashamed to show his face in public after getting hung up in a parking lot…..
I think someone’s just discovered what the differential locks and/or hub locks on a 4wd are for…. silly city 4wd owners.
Yeah, some people from Lancaster NY are not that bright…
geezuz
is that quicksand or something
Why was that guy there anyways… the parking lot was empty.
Im not sure how that even worked.
What a dumbass.
LOL a complete moron.
im sry your a dumb arse for gettin your self stuck on a parkin lot island. And from lookin at the surrounding area its looks like there was alot of rain so the island soaked with water. guy got stupid and through it in to 4High and gunned the engine sendin him deeper in the rut he created in the first place. he should have have slipped it into 4Low and and low gear and gently gunned the enigine and rocked it back and forth.
His tires are BF Goodridge All Terrian either 30 or 32. They do have a aggressive tread.
The clean jeep means he didnt slide though the island and there was no standin water.
he is not careful he will blow out a tire on curb if he hits it at the right angle.
You said what I was about to say!
there are to many letters in your comment sir, didn’t read!
Dramatic recreation of Urban quicksand me thinks.
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
that’s photoshopped
%?
This is why their should be a “needs” test before anyone is allowed to buy a 4X4. He never got a chance to try it in real life.
HA HA, Jackass! Serves you right.
i dont actually understand what is happening here…. is that a moss and mud bath in the middle of a car park?
xDDD
What a ididot. He’s so stupid, he should not be allowed to breed!!
Well… It IS off the road…
That has to suck.
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Table.
It’s like the Rosetta stone.
Table is supposed to be a code. Didn’t work, though. The others were attempts to find an appropriate reaction for the worst trolls. Didn’t work, though.
*activates Enigma machine*