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Annnnd… BUSTED!
♪ if you want it
you got it ♪
♪You got the right one baby uh huh♫
♪abc
easy as…
123
or simple as…
do re mi
abc, 123, baby, you and me girl!♪
Nope, he’s a dude. Not busted.
I dunno…I’ve seen some guys with pretty big busts…
I’m just glad to see >ZAP!< dot ORG again
But zap dot org sucks my monkey balls T_T
Now where is that old clickie of mine????
I jest, it was on my computer, not this one, and I’m feeling too lazy to go look it up again.
Eeeep! Good thing you’re too lazy!
Evil… just pure evil.
*is again heartily glad of the NO CLICKIE! policy*
I don’t even have it any more!!! All my files are on my computer! I’m stuck using my step-fathers (and will be from now on, though we are supposed to extract all my old data and get it transferred to this antique)
No clickie? what did I miss???
Clickies are evil!!!!
Clickies are little pieces of code, inherently incapable of malice of forethought. Ergo clickies by definition can’t be evil.
People are evil.
Guns don’t kill people.
Uh-uh.
I kill people.
*Clickie Click*
With guns.
This one’s not exactly SFW.
Splurtasaurus! 8=D
+1, man. I’m glad SOMEONE has the guts to tell the establishment what’s really going down on this planet.
Premature ejaculation of the verbal variety? Yah. I’m with you there.
Not premature, post-mature! Veteran ejaculation!
Wise, learned man ejaculation! Mature man who does the washing up-type ejaculation…!
I am sooooooooo cornfused by all of these ejaculations…
I’ll tell you when you’re older.
I’ve got legs!
Do you like… Bread?
dinosaur
Komodo dragon
HUUUUUUUUUUGE 60 foot earwig
Enormous news-loving spider
AARRRGGGHHH!
*flees*
The man must be a ventriloquist!
I guess we must voice our opinions!
He is the dummy.
I don’t see a hand up his butt though.
Are you sure?
*looks a little closer*
Now don’t be shy.
You can get a little closer,
with Arid extra-dry.
Raise your hand if you’re Sure.
C’mere! I’ll tell you a Secret!
We all have Secrets…to some Degree
AXE me again.
Does it involve a Dove?
Well, do you prefer old spice(s) in your chocolate?
Would gillette me in on it?
Ewww, no. You smell like Teen Spirit!
Mind your own beeswax!
*pokes Marius with ladyspeed and a stick*
Damn it! I thought we were talking about a pop star. . . oh we were.
Well then I’m all apologies, Marius.
Could you guys Dial it back a bit? Sheesh!
Huh? I think I’m lost.
I goofed with the Nirvana reference and tried to make up for it with Pop Star (A brand of Teen Spirit) Is apology another one of the Lynx I missed?
♫What else should I be,
All apologies…♪
Sorry, I memorized all these songs practically in utero
Oh beans!
You ol’ son of a gun.
Didn’t mean to stay away so long Dilettante, I decided to wash out my keyboard with wine.
And now it’s dinner time. Mexican seafood I hope.
TTFN!
Gah! There should have been a “not” at the end of that sentence!
Now I hate myself and want to die.
Okay, I feel a lot better now. That comment really made me wonder about you…
*squeeze!*
Typing three sheets to the wind.
*SQUEEZE!*
*snort*
I’m not buying that line a second time!
Alright, how about: “When you wake up it will all be over.”?
Not sure I’d believe that either!
Besides, that takes all the fun out of it.
Would you believe blink and you’ll miss it?
Would you believe “Stay right there and I’ll be back with breakfast?”
But when he wakes up-yeah-he knows he’s gonna be,
He’s gonna be the man who wakes up next to you?
But will he walk that thousand miles just to be the one that walks up to my door?
He’s gonna be the man who’s working hard for you!
I think my wife might be a little suspicious of that. That and it might just be creepy.
T’was just a little joke!
(I was trying to remember the lines to the dratted song)
*facepalm*
I knew that. I have been gone way too long. I am going to need to lurk just to get back into things.
You called?
Teehee!
*squeezes*
*squeeze*
Ah, but his head is full of nothing at all. As Edmund Blackadder said in Blackadder II: “The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he?”
Great Booze Up.
How are you feeling, Darling?
Jane ‘bury me in a Y shaped coffin’ Harrington.
Well tally ho! With a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz!
Your bottom will wish it had never been born!
If word gets out that I’m missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn’t want them on my conscience – not when they ought to be on my face!
Oh, BFF I did not see your comment earlier *feels a tad silly*
Yer so GHEY!
sh*t happens…
but I must agree with NeroX
why ?
you ghey for him ?
♪ You can’t escape my loaf ♪
But I can rape your oaf.
Or date his oats.
What is it with people and the ‘rape’ word lately? I don’t really find it funny.
Me neither. Not sure if that’s trolling or just really bad taste.
Perhaps both?
Yes.
Indeed. *kicks NeroX for using the word… then kicks again for also using a Domo Avatar*
It’s a disgrace! It’s like NeroX is spitting on Japanese television!
*gives NeroX another kick*
*kicks NeroX just ‘cuz he/she acted like a moron*
*kicks him again for the same reason*
*and again*
*and again*
*pulls up chair and continues kicking while sitting*
Enough kicking for the day BFF. You will just hurt yourself now. Have a cookie.
*gives BFF a box of freshly baked cookies.
*pauses momentarily*
I guess so. I don’t want to get an injury from kicking the snot out of this lunatic!
*receives box of delicious – smelling, warm cookies*
Have an upgrade to your troll mallet as a token of my gratitude.
Aw!! You shouldn’t have!!!
*admires upgraded troll mallet*
I LOVE IT!!!!
*SmoochOnCheek*
I can kick Nerox, because I didn’t start yet.
*kicks Nerox till sleepy then goes to sleep*
Aw, shucks…
*agrees*
*squeezes*
*also agrees*
*also squeezes*
*also also agrees*
*also also squeezes*
Yeah, what the fish said.
*squeeeeezies!*
*already agreed*
*Did not get a chance, so Squeeezes!*
Ditto!
Trio!
*heads for the quad(s)*
Quintessentially already there…
…with the Gossilein sextuplets?
I just knew someone would bring up sex.
Nein, ZA.
one-hundred
My first *squeeze* of the day.
*SqueezeBackGracie*
*revises above post to include Avis*
My first *squeeze* of the day.
*SqueezeBackGracieAndAvis*
How has your day been so far?
Great! It’s been rainy but can’t complain about that just that the wedding coordinator is driving me bananas.
Yours? I bet you are still smiling…
I think I smile in my sleep too!
I’m doing laundry AND it’s rainy/grey so I can complain about that! What is the coordinator trying to get you to do? Or not do.
Oooh, laundry. You have my pity.
She just has toooooooooo many questions and it’s more me than her really. I am not much of a phone conversation type person. When she leaves me messages to call her back it raises my already high anxiety level. Then I feel bad.
Speaking of which, I need to go put said laundry in the dryers.
Be back in a few.
It’s raining here as well, which is my excuse to leave work early to pick my girls up from school. Then I’ll be doing laundry as well. Joy.
It’s loads of fun.
I usually find it a bit of a wash-out
The sheer quantity of it makes my head spin.
It’s all part of the house cleaning cycle.
You can fight it on the bleaches, but you can’t turn the Tide.
You guys are getting all agitated. Let’s have drinkies.
*pours*
*down(y)s drink*
Thanks, Dragon! I needed that.
*squeeze*
She’s gonna be three dryer sheets to the wind, soon…
That may deter gents from buying another round.
Unless she is a bleach Blondie.
Well, as long as she’s not armed AND hammered, she’s fab.
*Bounces into thread*
Anyone care for a Snuggle?
Well, I have everything to Gain.
*Snuggles with Joyful Expressions*
Kind of like a bad dubbed movie!
Three men in a tub…
One flew over the crow’s nest…
Away with the breeze.
Citizen Kong.
Rex Kong.
Do not want!
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
Dedicate the body for your speaker!
This is what who f*ck? Apparently I depraved!
He big in nothing important in good elephant.
You two careful, he is a big…
I don’t know the understand! What about are you talk? Just be of the speaking.
And… NeroX out!
Don’t let a microphone hit you in the a$$ on the way out!
It looked like some unseen force was holding him back.
Saran Wrap?
lack of talent?
Nepotism? Oh, wait…
tight pants?
I thought those tight pants were genetic.
He was born with them on, they’ve just grown with him.
Guess he’s not the most vocal member of the group.
He just wanted to go solo.
Ahhh, he was headed for his dressing room for some privacy? Kick it A cappella…
As sync as an average youtube clip!
KROPKA ORG!
Synching = Titanic FAIL
*groans*
It’s all I can do to stay afloat with these puns.
I was just trying to break the iceberg.
It may be time to bail out.
Leila, I think you need to invite over some more girls and buoys and put on some lighthouse.
A few bottles of port should help everyone loosen up.
Ooooh! I didn’t know there was a star’board this ship!
There’s been a boom in it’s popularity.
What a flood of good ideas!
Unfortunately, I’ll knot be staying. Good night, all.
His popularity plummeted.
Captain of his ship.
No longer he is.
(thanks yoda Leila)
He is the “head” of his class
Looks like his Rhythm wasn’t Divine.
His expression was however.
He pauses with that “Oh, sh!t!” look that is oh-so priceless!
I wonder if the dude playing the equipment got his ass fired.
Surely burning someone’s buttocks is a bit much?
Did someone say rump roast?
Bottoms up in flame!
*Turns a$$ over tea kettle*
Toasting someone’s buns is just how I roll.
Thus spoketh the Dragon!
So let it be written, so it shall be done.
Bootyful!
*Takes a seat*
Mmm, mmm, good.
I think they meant smoked pork butt.
He certainly was hamming it up.
Teehee. You said “smoked pork butt”.
*waits*..*runs back to the mic*
Was only missing a hoedown dance.
*hits the floor*
Why? What did it do?
It’s a Jeff Foxworthy redneck joke. “If someone yells hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor… you might be a redneck.”
Ooooooooooooooh… My bad. HeHe.
I guess I will cancel the complaint I sent in to the FPS (floor protection services).
I can’t remember the last time I heard Foxworthy do a redneck joke. I think he got tired of being known solely for them.
It wasn’t a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
No one cares about Jeff Foxworthy.
It was a reference to Ashlee Simpson’s
hoe down dance after she f’ed up her
performance on SNL.
If Gracie wants it to be a Foxworthy joke reference then so it shall be.
True, it was an Ashlee Simpson reference. But the threads on this site have such a whimsical nature, if someone wants to take it in a different direction, that’s fine by me.
Incidentally, I never saw that performance. I did however see her perform during the halftime show during the BCS national championship game that year. That time she actually sung. And oh, was it awful. The entire crowd booed her when she was done.
I never saw her do the hoe down dance. Therefore, it is a Jeff Foxworthy reference. Case closed.
Hmm. Foxworthy has talent, Ashlee Simpson has difficulty defining the word “talent”. Nod goes to Foxworthy on this one.
Yeah, so there!
*sticks tongue out at Wrong*
LOL!!
Isn’t Gracie lucky that someone on the internet knows what she was referring to better than she does.
Wrong is a mind-reader?!?!?
*runs for tin-foil hat*
THOUGHT POLICE! THOUGHT POLICE! AAAAAH!!!
IT’S BIG BROTHER ALL OVER AGAIN!
*screams and runs out of room*
Oh for Pete’s sake! How many times am I going to miss the queue today?
*upbraids Marius*
Marius is queueless?
Whoddathunkit?
*Has a hairy fit*
Truss me, it’s no fun being on the fringe over every thread.
*squeeeeeezes! Marius*
Don’t worry about it too much, you’ll end up pulling all your hair out if you keep at it.
*Bangs head on desk*
It’s so aggravating, I can’t just brush it off.
*Squeezes Ms B*
Well, why don’t you comb-over and relax with us for a while?
Weave your worries behind you.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to get so twisted up inside.
*Hangs out with the fail peps*
*Prefers pony tail*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ponytails on men make me aaaaaaaaa!!!, too.
(Is that the good kind of “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” or the bad kind of “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”?
The
kind.
No I mean, “Whoooouuuuaaa!” as in surprise and alarm.
Me too!
*Gets the bat*
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.
I know.
*squeeze*
Finally on cue!
*Squeeze*
I think this fail was staged.
It was completely choreographed.
Now you’re just showing off.
The play’s the thing!
That’s Ham. Let myself down I will, when you see I don’t react.
I’ve done away with performance reviews. I like your character.
Into drama queens and pantomime horses then?
Yes! A horse, a horse! My queen dom for a horse!
I just might make a scene.
Jam set you up for that one.
Drat! This is the pit(s).
Not a horse collapsing scene, I hope. Wouldn’t you rather prop yourself at a bar and direct the bartender to the right bottle.
Second from the end on the right, please. Exit stage wobbly.
Haiku project day 2. The fail wasn’t very inspiring, but I think this one’s OK.
Just a peek to check
Anna’s Wimbledon score, damn!
Out of sync again
*thunderous applause*
SNAP!
SNAP!
SNAP
and the crowd goes wild…
*man goes crazy and rips the limbs off of someone and is foaming at the mouth*
RRRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!
*crowd tries to run away*
*dons super-sexy, wet-looking, one-piece bathing suit with more skin showing than bathing suit*
*holds up ’10′ card above head while prancing in a circle in very high heels*
*the crazy man rips more limbs off and foams at the mouth more*
You wanna fight?
*lips move*
Fight me!
-=KABLAMMO=-
Did I die?
*flees*
Blammo!
*credits roll with retro music*
*guy talks on cellphone*
YEAH! POLSKA TELEWIZJA RZĄDZI!
I dunno why, I originally pictured his thoughts.
“Shalala…unghhh *stretch* yeah feels good -DUH ZE MICROPHONE!1″
I didn’t know Enrique Iglesias was a ventriloquist
He’s not. Clearly.
He sings at such a pitch, I wonder if he is the puppet.
I didn’t know he still had a career!
After this, maybe not…
Hopefully not…
Who is he??
He has enriqued many a woman’s heart.
He was pretty popular in Japan, which is why I have knowledge of this man.
*sneaks in and acts like I was here the whole time*
Ohhh
*nods head*
All the girls he’s loved before? Oh wait, that was his dad.
Miss USA judging, here he comes! Or he could be the upper right square on the new version of Hollywood Squares.
He should hold out for Celebrity Deathmatch.
Just dropping in here, folks. I’ve been swamped with schoolwork all week, but trust me, as soon as he gets the chance, your shadow will return.
*shadowsqueeze*
*gracie-ful squeeze*
*group squeeze*
*gets in on the squeeze action*
*gives back to the failblog community*
*sneaky squeezes everyone*
You! *Tackles*
*squeezes*
*SQUEEZE!!!*
*bunnysqueeze*
*ShadowTheSnipersqueeze*
“What i neeeeeed… is a place to hide”
Vocabulary fail: Synchronizing!
Everyone’s a critique.
Old news FAIL! This is YEARS old!
Decades old!
Jesus watched this fail in college.
Centuries old!
Yet, somehow still funny.
Its A
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*laughs so hard head falls off and roles on the floor*
I’m not getting why some say that old things lose their funny.
However the perfect argument for them is Grandma Lee from America’s got talent…
*stops talking*
*music plays*
*dances A$$ off*
*picks up A$$*
*chases Shadow down*
Hey! HEY!
Here’s your A$$. NO LITTERING!!!!!!!
*mumble.mumble.mumble*
*stops*
Thank you
*puts A$$ back on*
*squeezes*
*continues leaving process*
I think Leila just gave you apiece of a$$ shadowthesniper?
dang it.
It doesn’t count if the a$$ was your own to begin with … does it?
No wait yes ummm no oh gosh I don’t know?
strange fail
Stranger things have happened. Look at the lizard costume on the boxer fail, if you don’t believe me.
Distracted by shiny things: the bane of all lip syncing pop stars.
Can someone explain to me the meaning of “this is my cousin, twice removed”?
It means from different generations. From Genealogy.com, “Twice removed means that there is a two-generation difference. You are two generations younger than a first cousin of your grandmother, so you and your grandmother’s first cousin are first cousins, twice removed.”
*head asplodes*
except if your second cousin aunt dies then your are twice removed. Then your step father first cousin is now your second cousin once removed.
Clicky!
That was good Qwaz Lmao. It is the exact thing TMI Scott! Chief Engineer said above *snorkloflakawenataya*
♪I’m my own Grandpa…!♪
so is fry
lol
That I thought of before.
*cleans up the mess left behind by dilly’s head asploding*
*noms some extra brain bits left over*
*still feels confused after Qwaz’s clickie*
that you can’t figure it out or what Arnold was singing?
Az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde!
¿Y quién dijo que Enrique Iglesias canta? es como decir que Shakira nació rubia…
Nien.
Nein!!
wow, you guys didn’t hear that tape a few years ago of him
having a go when the power was out on stage? it sounded like
bad karaoke, this doesn’t surprise me.
Hmmm…I don’t think he was lip synching (trust me, I wouldn’t mind jumping the chance to knock this guy), but I think he was singing live to pre-recorded music which is by far better than no talents with zero voice singing to studio mastered voice-overs.
concurrence
What?
???
Oh good, it’s not just me that didn’t get it then.
Concurence.
All in favor I need another “R”?
Aye.
Arrgh!
*squeezes Qwaz*
ARGH!
*squeezes Qwaz and Captain Obvious*
concur. aye
Not “i”, “R”!
Hey, where’d the cats go? OMG! DID THE SPIDERS EAT THEM! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?
I don’t know why he swallowed the fly. . .
Perhaps he’ll die.
Did he flied?
I am on three different computers Judy and therefore I have to update them one at a time.LOL No I didn’t eat the cats or spiders.
last!
Yes you are!
oops sorry
Very wise.
*offers 4 eagles/5Finches/5spiders/1fox an Owl*
Then again, that’s quite a few birds.
Birds?
*goes off in search of foxbirds and spiderbirds*
*grabs notebooks and joins the search*
I thought we had a agreement to get rid of the failblog.org
tags being attached to videos?
Oh I think I missed that meeting?
To be frank: That’s not going to be gotten rid of. It is common practice that if videos get posted on YouTube, you always promote the site it came from. It prevents the general idiots from blatantly ripping off videos. If you’ve ever watched an IGN video review, you’ll always hear them promoting the site at the end.
*Takes a deep breath*
Whew, that was a mouthful.
Hey, Qwaz, if you like, you can do the random video today. You come up with much better ones than I do.
I wonder what his fans are thinking right now……..
Judging from the pop charts, someone else.
Press the connect button one the wireless reciever, and THEN the wireless mouse. LOL
Fun!!!
until her daddy takes her T-bird away.
This is not a fail at all. This is how the live shows are done. It’s called a backing track, so it’s partially recorded voices and partially live. Beyonce does it too. Just look at the latest MTV VMA.
I vote everything that brings that failblog.org-biker-thunderbolt-thingaling down to 1
I know how he’s feels, I grew tired of that song as well.
Did he die?
Good thing you’re too lazy! bir harika.. süüpper
You can still be my hero.
That concert was in Poland dudes.
How rude of him.
did enrique iglesias died?
http://www.madsb.com/enrique/indexeng.htm
this is even better
yo i’m real happy for you and imma let you finish but Jessica
Simpson had the best lip sync fail of all time. OF ALL TIME.
*ashlee simpson
Thats not Ricky Martin is it?
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
Seriously, it’s his song and he doesnt even know what the lyrics are 2x fails
What is the name of this song?
Ahahaha! Poor Enrique!
The song it ‘Rhythm Divine’ and it’s Enrique Iglesias
Poor guy, he failed hard.
Hahaha
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
hhh funny but he’s the man people he rocks and he rules
POLAND RULEZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolz, when he walked away, he paused. Then he goes like, “Wait a sec, OH SHIT, THAT’S MY VOICE!!!” XD