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Ham?
slam?
Spam?
Ham?
Scam?
lamb?
how could you eat a little itty bitty cute little lamb?
You don’t care about the lamb , you just couldnt think of a rhyme.
And anyway . . . any fool can see that’s
RAM!
Jam?
BAM!
The worker must have BEEF to compete with all those hardworking people.
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
Ram?
Clam
Pram.
satan
ram-a-dam-bing-bang!
November came into an unfortunate slicing incident (Yes she died) this was all that remained. I ham going to miss her…
damn!
crammed
frame
Exam:(
BOOBIES!!!!!
tram
Gang?
Sham
Sam
m’am
Yam
Gran.
i’d say gang bang
sha-BAAAM
bum?
SAM
ra-ma-dan!
celebration of epicness
flan!
Ya don’t eat ‘em when they are little, not enough meat on ‘em! Wait till just before puberty when the meat toughens and they are obnoxious anyway.
flame?
with my teeth
Wham?
Bam . . .
Thank you mam
*claps*
Now that’s teamwork.
No thank you man.
I am the man? =D
the man with green eggs and ham?
Real first!
u need some real dix to spam some real crap. dixless loser
Begging the question…how could the SPAM possibly lose in December????
..
Shaq’s Puppet Dance on Conan
dixless cheney?
…to fail
Woooo Miss October!
Do you have any problem with girls that wear their bra over their shirt?
No do you loufail?
Except that’s her apron, which most Publix employees have to wear.
Only if their last name is Ciccone.
The turkey for thanksgiving!
Is it a problem if we serve vegamite sammiches instead? We’ll even give ‘em a name.
Did he die?
You tell me.
Mr. May ate most of him, but some chops could be saved.
How rude. If you’re going to eat someone, you should finish the job.
That’s what she said!
He tried to hock the rest, but nobody would buy it.
i think so….
… therefore you are?
Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? What would the children be like?
No thank you, I am watching my weight.
I don’t think May is into that
burn on May grannycatflap.
what about June?
June Cleaver?
I am guessing the prize for Employee of the Month award are some blue Aero shorts.
With or without the cellulite included?
You get a choice between cellulite or muffin top. But not BOTH.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In case of famine, break glass.
It’s true? Soylent Green is made out of people and ham?
Premium cut!
No Ham…-just “man”…..–”Soilent Green is made of man” it is (or so I was told…)
April is the cruelest month…
From the days of swine and roses, finally comes a month like this.
I feel sorry for septembe. There probably was a shortage of r’s.
♫ Septembe, You look just like a prison matron.
October, I love the way you wear your apron.
November, I’ll give thanks that you belong to me.
December, We’ll just have to bide our time and see.
Yeah, yeah, my heart’s in a jam.
I love, I love, I love my little calender Spam.
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year! ♫
sexual f(l)avours?
Employee November has enough lips for the job.
publix always has had pretty low standards for employees. I guess being crispy and delicious is all you need to succeed.
I can’t even tell what it is. Is it meat or vegetable?
You’ll get more produce from a vegetable.
Jam you no like ham. Do you like it on a bus with gus? Do you like it in a box with a fox?
Do you like it on a plane with a cane?
In a house, with a mouse?
I say we ham it up in November peeps.
peeps are evil. throw one into the microwave and see what happens, turkey.
S-ham
Good to see Duroc is still hamming it up.
*checks off log book*
Wow.
Mmmmm… Ham!
But where’s the pickle?!
With Jam in a box with the fox!
are you sure it’s ham? i could be the bald head of that guy from the goonies. “After they were famous”.
I leave for a while and you pull the pickle out.
Be happy no one mentioned potato….. oh, crap! There I go…
Hi there! Long time no see. Did I miss your reappearance or did you just emerge?
That’s a personal question.
grrrr…..
No pickle for me, thanks. I’ll just take a *squeeze*!
HE GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!? WHAT AM I!? CHOPPED LIVER!?!
Its ok AW I think you are the second best employee.
The root beer was the runner-up?
Well, he does have that frosty mug taste…
A&W Arlene and Wright food chains papa burger teen burger! Marius.
cough!
I am so not gonna ask. …
Ha! good one. Most newbies just Spam the board with “FRIST” posts.
psssss Brewski I think its FIRST. Frist is what police do to you to check for weapons.
Are you getting frisky, eagles?
As much as I have seen you naked Mr Brewski i don’t swing that way LOL. I was just hamming it up.
As they say south of Southie… if you’ve had enough brewskis, even the ham starts looking pretty good. Not that I would know, of course.
There’s a south of Southie?
why yes! yes, there is!
a land of bars
under the light of mars
where men are men
and the women too
a slow draft of beer
in the land of dear
makes all things look good
as well they should
drink a deep quaff
and have a good laugh
cuz come the new day
you’ll see with whom you’ve played
have another beer, man
you’ll get home with dan
or do you not understand
the affects of enough beer?
No, that’s next month
Well, mr burns awarded employee of the month to an inanimate carbon rod, so why not? (added by Mobile using Mippin)
O_O
0_o
_O_
\(**)/
(.)(.)
miss piggy?
meh dont like november anyway
I’m surprised no-one’s noticed the other two fails on this image yet:
1) The fact that we’re still in September, so there’s no way of knowing who performed best in October as we haven’t had it yet.
2) September is missing the R at the end – it’s just Septembe
1) This picture could’ve been taken last year.
2) Holy crap, you’re right.
Septembe strikes again!
where’s the good earthly wind and fire when you need it?
Wow, this is just like that time the inanimate carbon rod was voted employee of the month at the nuclear plant I work at!
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Gimme ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
Surely you can be serious?
i am serious, and don’t call me shirley
can we call you surly?
It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
I’ll activate the auto pilot by blowing on this nozzle.
No, The white lane is for loading and unloading of passengers only.
dont start with the loading and unloading shit again.
How the hell Airplane jokes get in to every picture, I don’t know.
However it happens, I LOVE IT!
Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
Doctor, can you give us your impression of Ted Striker?
I’m sorry, I don’t do impressions. My training is in psychiatry
Next months employee will be Lil Sandwich
I’m personally voting for the Pomegranate. It’s the super fruit!
Lol you guys. I work for Publix. All the Employee of the Month frames have pics of food or flowers in them instead of being blank all year until someone gets the “honor”. Not really a fail, but still funny.
i thought it was the new iraqi employee, hamead.
i work for publix too and we don’t have that shit at all. i feel left out.
but on a similar, funnier note, whenever we get a new manager and they don’t have a pic to hang up in the department yet, we substitute with something funny. like one time we had this bald little fat guy so we put up mr. potato head. anther guy we had was a dufus so we put up patrick the starfish.
you must have laughd and laughed… until you stopped.
Me and Miss October are going to get it onnnnn!
So is this the boss’ way of saying no one gets a raise?
The ham gets glazed.
customer gets praised
That must have been just before he got the chop
How bad does your staff have to be to lose out to food?
Well he was employee of the month but then he got caught deflowering the boss’ daughter so…
Ha! Fantastic.
There’s some thought in my head about some business owner viewing the employee as no more than a piece of meat… but it’ll go away in a minute.
Or a month.
We’ll need to make some staffing cuts, before lunch.
Dunh Dunh Dunh….
*Notices produce manager has been missing for a few hours*
*Wonders why the meat tastes funny*
Ummm… that’s not meat. It’s a cucumber.
What?! You’re crazy, man. It’s clearly sliced ginger.
I got it! He must have had swine flu that month.
SCRAMbled Ham and Spam don’t give a god-damn, in a pan on a ram underneath old Pam’s hand; what’s the plan – eat it, man.
mmmm…hamvember
Total fail — I can’t believe they misspelled September like that!
To reiterate the previous guy who works at Publix (where this board is located), yes, the Service Associate of the Month board has postcards, pictures of food, flowers, or scenery in it until someone wins that month. So…. No, ham was not awarded the title, they are just waiting to decide that month.
Oh, and, our boards are shit so it’s no surprise the R fell off of September, er, Septembe.
Dammit, that ham DESERVED Employee of the Month for November!
Reminds me of the kid whose hero was steak.
double fail the nov pictue has meat in it and desember has a dildo
You may have won this month, Ham, but my new cover design for the TPS reports will definitely earn me the title NEXT month.
Wow, he really hammed up that photo! XD
it’s like that simpson episode
lol, oh yeah!! it was where the rod won employee of the month over homer…god i love that show.
She was a H.A.M., no matter how you slice it.
It took an equal employment opportunities lawsuit, but ham finely won.
The ham narrowly beat Dane Cook in Novembers checker contest, and got to hook up with Jessica Simpson…
I would ram Jessica’s ham with my salam-i
What am I? Chopped liver?
Wabam!
totally looks like the wall of wall e captains…fatter and rounder each time…well mostly.
WOW! That’s all i can say.
SEPTEMBE?
ah, finally someone finds the real fail in this pic
(ham can never be fail, you all know that!)
Double fail: I don’t see an “r” at the end of September.
yeah O_O
Wow, they must have some real hambition!
Jeez! [i]He[/i] got Employee of the Month? What a ham!
Our November Employee of the Month: Hammy Goldman!! (yes he is kosher, please no jokes)
I never thought I’d say this to another guy, but…he looks tasty.
inanimate carbon rod!
Congratulations, Steve!
Yay, steak is my hero!
How do we call that featured guy at November?
Ahh Publix, you will make ANYONE employee of the month.
At my store our employee of the month is an inflatable pool float that looks like a Turtle…
Lol, looks like I’m not the only one working for Publix. I knew what company it was as soon as I saw the shirts.
Well, apparently the customers decided to vote HAM as the employee of the month. After all, it’s about the food, not the workers. XD
It’s pretty sad when no employee can outperform a slab of sliced ham. Try harder guys!
CCC, can you celebrate Thanksgiving with me?
I am outraged at the comments I have seen. Ham has worked very hard this month and has earned this honor. It sickens me to see such prejudice against a hard working breakfast meat.
No, ham is a swine who has had his snout in the trough of the capatilist pigs. We all know that the true winner of the Employee of the Month was the Inanimate Carbon Rod
Fail #2: they left out the r in september
“Our employees sucked this November, so here is a ham instead.”
Anyone else notice that it says “Septembe”
So the message is retail employees are just meat. I know exactly what this guy is trying to say.
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
STFU EVERY ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think ham is a pretty cool guy, he serves up teh food and doesn’t afraid of anything.
LOL. they also forgot the R in September. Double Fail.
This isn’t a fail.
This is from a supermarket called Publix. I’m an employee at one. Before the employee of the moth goes up, each of the spots is filled with a picture of a Publix item, just so customers aren’t looking at a blank frame.
All stores do it.
just like that episode from the simpsons when a carbon rod beat homer to employee of the week.
I see a pattern here.
A sliced scrotum?
I don’t understand why this picture is so highly rated.
All they did was misspell September.
turkey lol?
it’s a clit guys =\
No fail here…Ham is employee of the month every month in this picture….no?
haha ham
Way to go, cured ham. I always knew you’d be appriciated some day.
^_^
They’ve also spelt September wrong. Which is more worrying, that, or the meat?
Ha! The employee of the month for November is…..HAM!
Well you gotta love HAM!!
i think the best employee that november was eaten