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Is that a smile on my face or am I just happy to see you?
I’m not sure if it’s medicine….
No, but it’s sure creamy and satisfying
More than just a taste, too.
Don’t think the dog looks too happy…
That’s cause his names Lucky.
“Feeling Lucky tonight, Sparky?”
*Has the feeling he’s being Khonned*
Move over Rover let Lizzy take over.
Are we playing Red Rover now???
Red Rocket!
Red Rum!
That’s not what the dog meant by “wanting a lizard”.
Look at that — he’s really got his teeth sunk in there good. They always do that when they mate. Gonna play hell gettin’ them apart, though.
*gets hose*
-_-
The dog looks REALLY uncomfortable…..
Those lagartas will f*ck anything.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Dirty lagartas. No shame!
Hold still, goggie. This won’t hurt a bit….
So I measured the costume wrong. Makes for an interesting picture!
Yeah, just wait until your dog sees that picture! Hee!
Your dog may leave something interesting for you in your shoe tonight!
He really screwed the pooch making that costume.
He’ll hound you until you get it right.
Oh, don’t be such bitches.
Let’s paws a minute and try to figure out a solution.
Will you two stop dogging me!
They’re just trying to give you a few pointers.
Don’t make me growl at you.
Pinscher, she must be dreaming.
Box’er — do her good to go a few rounds.
It may make give her a Husky voice.
C0cker… do her good…
Better Retriever a specimen and take it to the Lab.
The master thought it’d be hilarious to Setter up with a blind date.
Best flea the scene
*Takes a powder*
*collars Marius*
*Follows Dragon’s lead*
She’ll be in a state of melanCOLLIE after the ordeal
*Mutters to self*
*walks behind Marius taking notes for posterity*
*walks behind Marius sketching his posterior*
I have the feeling this is not going to end well.
You may be the butt of a few jokes.
I’m getting a bum rap!
Do we derriere continue the puns?
Name change tail – I mean fail.
I’m game. Tushé!
But, but, but what happened to the dog themed puns?
They got rear-ended by Marius’ buns.
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
I con-cur Ms B.
Dinosaur shaped poop catcher?
what’s good for the (amish) horse is good for the dog.
Awkward …
only because master is watching.
*master…* Oh, n/m.
They almost baited you into it.
I thought something seemed fishy.
fish tastes like fish
Hump Day’s not until tomorrow!
So, what did we decide Tuesday is, then? I get confused.
it’s the day before Hump Day, silly.
Foreplay Day?
Oooh! I like it!
*snork*
snork?
The day to take your run-up.
*Finds his mark*
*puts gnawing dinosaur on Marius’ behind*
*grabs camera and popcorn*
*waits for the hilarity to ensue*
*hornychat roleplays*
*Plays Yakety Sax*
*Chases tail*
*plays Benny Hill theme song*
Pssst ^ : Yakety Sax
*pulls up a chair next to LGB*
*brings drinks*
Ooohhhhhh
*pulls up chair, opens box of Junior Mints*
Only my best split times ever!
Well, we were waiting for the hilarity to ensue due to Czuhc putting a gnawing dinosaur on Marius’s behind. That didn’t happen, so I dug out a couple of old videos: “Dog Day Afternoon” and “Lassie Cum Home.” It’s a double feature.
I’ve been pre-empted?
*Spitz*
The show must go on….
godzilla!
No just a costume that resembles Godzilla. But still, we should run like it is Godzilla (though it isn’t).
So this is costume jewelry for Mardi Gras?
*runs around screaming like a chicken with its head cut off*
Do chickens really scream when they get their head cut off?
*ponders*
If you blow in the hole of the neck, it may make a high pitched whistling sound. We seamen use it to summon all on the deck.
No … just … no.
*runs to get mind bleach*
Really LGB, it’s the only way to get them to man the rigging. Otherwise everyone stays below working the Sea C0ck.
That’s rudderly ridiculous.
dogzilla!
dogazzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo!
♪ Go, go Dogzilla! Weeooeeoo…. ♫
It’s a Cult classic.
Never turn your back on a lounge lizzard.
…or a human, for that matter…
Your buttery backside has nothing to worry about, SuzieQ!
*rubs pancakes on SuzieQ*
Hey, don’t use her all up – I was hoping she’d sit on my popcorn!
Keep rubbing…I need to lose a few pounds…
*gets out blowdryer*
*turns on high*
*starts melting Suzie’s (insert your least favorite body part here)*
*holds bowl of popcorn underneath*
Waste not, want not.
Hey, don’t leave that on too long!!!
*watches self melt through thread*
Ahhh! Someone get a butter churn, STAT!
Lol, now the dog is being humped? What a twist!
That’s kinda WIN, right ?
*makes note in log book*
M. Night would be proud. Or shocked, perhaps. I don’t know.
M. Night Boomshakalaka?
Oh that poor patient dog.. the things we do to our pets..
you can tell it loves it really, maybe it doesn’t show on the surface, but you can tell, it’s happy… happy taking it from behind from lizard
woof means no! woof means no!
and no woofing means?
No no-ing? That’s a double negative…which means…yes???!??
no woofing means : it’s $1 for a Zjob. Pay up front.
Looks like you pay in the back….
You always pay in the end.
You poke, you pay! :[
Are you serious?
*pokes LGB*
*pays Judy a compliment*
*schnuggles WhoaNellie*
Doggon lizards — you never know when you’re going to be ambushed.
Dog gone? No, dog came.
Ya’ think? Well, he does have kind of a guilty look on his face….
A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
…Dood…
…doody…
Race mixing is cool…. or species mixing, thats cool too. They are just experimenting, nothing wrong with that.
♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
Only a hippopotamus will do! ♫
I don’t know why this just popped into my head…
Oh, thanks a friggin’ lot, Ms B.
*shakes fist*
I’ll get you back someday!
Consider it payback for the magical ice cream that turns into the most vile food on the planet!
(My sis thought that was genius!)
*run by squeezing*
*trips Aiki as he runs by*
*catches and squeezes*
Hey! Get back here so I can reciprocate!!!
Sorry… Needed to get my waffles.
*stands up*
*Gives Gracie a big squeeze*
*hmph*
Stood-up.
*sticks tongue out at Ms B*
Sorry…
*big supa dupa squeeze for Ms B*
Huh? I mean….huh?
♪ pig and elephant DNA just wont splice.♪
*hushed announcer voice*
We are witnessing the never-before-seen mating habits of the boxer and Galapagos lizard. They rarely breed in captivity, so this is simply an amazing sight, and a chance for real scientific study of these beautiful and elusive creatures….
Oh my god! You’ve got one on your back!
To quote Star Wars…
“He’s on me tight. I can’t shake him.”
beam me up, doggie!
“The continued existence of wildlife and wilderness is important to the quality of life of humans. Our challenge for the future is that we realize we are very much a part of the earth’s ecosystem, and we must learn to respect and live according to the basic biological laws of nature.”
~ Jim Fowler
“Quit f*cking around Jim.”
~Marlin Perkins
According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
~Jim Fowler
*concerned B celebrity voice*
Forced lizard and dog mating for the entertainment of humans has become an epidemic. Won’t you give to the cause to stop the exploitation of these beautiful creatures, who we believe feel pain and embarrassment as a result of these acts…
*cue video of dog-lizard running from camera*
ski!
skiiiiii!!!!!
Huh?
NEVERRRRRRR!!!
“Fine! I’ll buy the insurance already!!!”
(good one, Scotty!)
*squeeze*
A friend of mine’s son wants to dress up as “the money you saved with Geico” for Halloween.
Make sure he has the music, too! He can carry an iPod in his pocket.
♪ …somebody’s watchin’ me… ♪
*snork!*
I’ll tell her.
i have those little newspaper ‘geico’ money things taped all over the house. i have one opposite the toilet, so when ‘ur makin a poo, he’s watching you! ROTFLOL!
Hump hump and hump (drill Sargent)
Hee! I accidentally used that term complaining about having to carry everything. My wife and kids have not let me live that one down.
LMAO i have used it alot when I was a ranger, clearing portages. Still today people see me and say that to me too.
in you name you left out 8 fishes
are you giving me 8 fishes failinator?
I can only add what people give me!
*gives 4 eagles/etc a high five*
high five will be added Say’gG
(Thanks for taking those pesky cats, 4e. I’ll try your advice.)
i give you an unstable nuclear submarine
(+1 nuke-sub)
lol wut
First vote.
It’s a hoax. We all have the first vote.
Lol this is funny
…yes…….this is why its failblog…….its……..supposed to…be……….funny..
*shakes fist at Interwebs*
TWO, count ‘em TWO comments eaten by the BlogMonster! Is nothing sacred?!?
TWO comments? lmagine that!
i dun wanna be eated! im scared! (:O *wets pants*
*gets mop, mops up P*
*goes into kitchen, makes pop tart, then drops it on floor*
*cries*
*licks pop tart off floor*
mmmmmmm……poop tarts!
More like a win.
word
Agreed, not an epic one tho. just average
ok, I can’t take these comments, waiting for next fail!
Here are some costumes to try on while you wait abstract : penguin, bear, kitty,lizard,donut.
mmmmm…donuts *gargles*
*Cries*
That dog looks happy about it, don’t he? (added by Mobile using Mippin)
dino just Do a doin the humpty Hump…
That just looks weird.
I’d say, more a costume WIN!
The birth of another porn niche. Thank you, internet.
Yes, I love the internet. (love)
Hmmm wonder what their offspring would look like o_O
Surprise buttsecks WIN!
I must be really tired because I laughed for about 30 seconds straight.
tired, and delirious!
I really hope the dog turned around and bit whoever was responsible for that.
Not a good sign on October 4, World Animal Day.
You can see the humiliation in the poor doggy’s eyes!
Cute and too funny at the same time.
“Hey, you know what would look really cute? A giant lizard humping rex!”
1. take a funny pic you find
2. say it’s a fail so you can post it here
3. ???
4. profit
comment fail
Pit Bull Dog is now Emo Dog.
Click my name for a funny Fail / Win stuffed bear pic.
clowns
D
fail =D hahahah i have amstaff too.
Oh really? Procreation fail
Somewhere, Darwin is rolling!
fail? i think its just right
OMG, poor dog, that’s so sad.
I guess no one noticed, this was a 2-for-1 fail. Anyone notice the employee of the month for “Septembe”?
reptarrrrrrrr!