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And he gets PAID?
Well – I may be wrong… but I only see chicks in that fancy yoga-studio. I think they like it too… Lets say benefit for all!
I think he’s wishing he was Yogi Bare.
A few centimetres out and it’d be Pooh instead.
I’m pretty sure that Shaggy will come soon
Doing with his hands what no vibration can.
And yet he’s looking at one of their faces..
Isn’t this a “Pervert WIN”?!
He not only gets PAID, he gets LAID despite his frequent panty RAIDS.
and AIDS
Hope he enjoys his AIDS
He takes his AIDS on PARADES
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
Many MANY Male commenter sexual harassment borderline rape insensitivity FAIL above, below and throughout this page!
GTFO rotcod you sexist retard. I bet your vagina just smell like the dog that humped you last night
re: Rotcod’s comment
exposing casual sexism WIN
hahahahahahahaha @awesome (not sure anyone else got it)
Don’t get him wrong…
He just wonts to realize there Chakra! XD
I wonder if he sniffed his fingers later???
I would
eewww wut if one of them were on their rag or had a yeast infection or something
only if she pharts.
whatever floats your boat
Of course he did.
lol yeah
This is just a plain win
I pity the fool at the back then. I was so sure it was a male.
A V-Team reference would also have been appropriate
*squeeze*
I couldn’t Face that.
*longtimenosqueeze*
He might think they’re handyballs, but I’m not sure they’ll roll with it!
*infrequentforalittlewhilelongersqueeeeeze.waves*
He’d not be on the ball if he thought that.
more like its a yoga instructor WIN
yep, profession Win!
Where do I sign up to be a Yoga instructor?
Whatever that guy is I seriously doubt he’s a yoga practitioner let alone instructor. He doesn’t look fit enough for one thing and his behaviour is totally inappropriate for another…needless to say.
From his own physical condition and the class settings it appears to be a high school gym class learning about yoga and this guy is getting a special treat…it’s surprising the girls are letting him poke them so inappropriately, probably his last day at work hah
well if it wasnt his last day of work before it probably is now xD
Actually, he looks like a barrel-chested guy with a very loose t-shirt on rather than a gut.
And definitely Yoga Instructor Win. Even if he lost his job.
1. “I see only chicks” – there’s a man at the top of the photo
2. “fancy yoga-studio” – they’re in a basketball gym
yeah, like the 3 or 4 “chicks” behind the fat instructor to his right–the ones with the hairy legs & no shirt? Sounds like the benefit was yours…
there are like 4 dudes in the background
I see some dudes in the back.
he must love his job
Exactly
Where can I apply?
google.com
I would consider this a WIN for the guy… Good going man.
u call that a win !
More like WIN – for him.
Yeah… Looks more like a WIN to me.
Looks like yoga instructor win to me – all those ladies enjoying what he’s doing.
the yoga instructor win…
fail is for the wimenz
Maybe this is why the women go to him. To get their vag stroked….
HE GETS PAID FOR THIS???
OMG!
Come to think of it, what freaking perv is taking the picture to begin with? Either his hands were on the cooters that long, enough for someone to grab a cam or “it just so happened” that while someone was snappin pix, that Caprain McGrabby went to town.
…yeah! He get paid and also, call himself yôga instructor.
F.
sexual assault joke FAIL
I fail to see the fail…
Dude! This is the ULTIMATE WIN! He gets paid to do this, and the women think he’s doing them a favor. I would HIGH FIVE this guy just so I can smell my own hand!!
Human bowling ball WIN!
Your mind’s in the gutter… again.
Three strikes then I’m out?
No, just two.
Might be able to pick up the 7-10 split.
That’s more than half for you. Better work on your ball return. :p
I’ll meet you in the alley.
You going to show me your four bagger in the lane?
I get a lot of action in my release.
Hmmm, I can’t pin it down but for some reason, I think you’re trying frame me.
wait, are we still talking about sex?
It’s just a guy with a girl, and a spare.
he’s got lots of a spare under his t-shirt
He actually thinks he’s picking out jelly donuts from a box.
No need to snatch for them though. Sheesh!
Quite the grip there…
He looks like he’s about to faint. Probably thinks he’s dreaming.
best job ever
hand job, hence the popularity?
Watch your hands, buster.
I dunno – it’s like copping a feel of a f(o)etus.
ohhhh, wish I was a yoga instructor………
Please tell me this is fake… *choke*
Doesn’t feel right to you?
Am I the only one who wants to vomit?
Nope, it makes me want to vomit too. Glad to see I’m not the only one.
me too. disgusting.
No, not the only one.
Me too. It gives me that creepy queasy feeling. I’d never return to that studio again if I was one of those girls.
Amen to that.
Phew… so FailBlog did not turn into a pool of drooling pimple faced idiots after all.
“turn into?” i have to question the premise of your statement
but yeah, what’s creepy is so many dudes with the “yoga instructor WIN”
looks to me like a gym class teacher SEXUAL ASSAULT FAIL
Old perv, fingers girl, no different than being at the gyno. Women are so stupid.
Big greasy prisoner, rapes petty thief, no different than getting a prostate exam. Men are so stupid.
If i were a girl I’d return… every day… and take private lessons… why aren’t there any girls like that….
maybe your yoga instructor uses a speculum?
“Ur doing it wrong, let my hands guide u. Trust me, I’m a
yoga instructor…… Now release and quiff.”
Looks more like a yoga instructor win to me.
Double win, actually.
Yeah, this is kinda hot…
Getting a “Feel” for his students I see!
SEXUAL ASSAULT IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW
Im struggling to see the Fail for the instructor here
You all should have seen what happened a few seconds before this picture was taken. He was picking them up off the ground with that grip!
Wtf? This is WIN!
Hell yeah.
Best job ever or what?
Yoga Instructor WIN !!
Thinking…. Right now- This is WIN!
they just needed a little help.
I wonder if he sniffs his hands after touching all that booty juice.
*wonders the same thing about Brute, if he ever gets his hands anywhere near a woman*
I concur with grannycatflap on this one brute
I still can’t believe that guy is a yoga instructor
*barf* indeed! Just today I was rereading a book about yoga… ” a good teacher touches you just lightly to correct you”. Yep!
What is he trying to do?!
He’s trying to be like that little Dutch boy, with his finger in the dyke.
Dykes? They’re not even enjoying it? What, are they just there for the exercise?
They were hoping for a female instructor. They didn’t get one so they’re bent out of shape.
that’s the thing about yoga, the instructor will bend over backwards to please the students.
Have dessert without having to buy a dinner.
What’s a dinner without candlelight?
*inserts candles*
I’d love one of those candleholders for my dining table. They come with their own fuel supply.
Push the potatoes back.
…because he likes his dessert before the main course. ^
he’s getting the dip before he makes the chips
You too are needing some counseling LOL.
hands okay….fingers little bit wondering off….
That’s not a fail it’s a win!
i call this job win
Euu i think you guys dont get it!
He is the one doing te excercise. His next step is doing a handstand and in order to stand still he needs to find some good grip with his fingers.
That would be INCREDIBLE!
Next picture: He’s vertical, and sunk in to his elbows.
thats a win.
Looks more like a WIN to me.
+1
I always thought that Yoga was for pussies. Seems I was right!
hmmmmm, i looove yoga^^
Surely, the worlds best job rite there.. Hes balding, kinda fat and he gets to do that.
This is a win.
Raoul the janitor, at it again.
now where did I leave my broom handle?
Is Dr. Spitzvogel still practicing the Handhabung Therapeutik?
wunderbaa!
That doesn’t make much sense, at least not in German. Sry.
It makes sense to moviebuffs.
*munches on some cereals*
That’s funny. This pic made me think of that scene too.
What’s wrong? They’re just a couple of women seeking medical attention to get their ‘dementia’ cured so they’ll be better wives.
its clearly a WIN not a FAIL
*Gets into position*
pick me!!!! pick me!!!!
Can’t you just wash it like everyone else? :p
*cheekysqueeze*
I wash but it gets dirtier!
*stinkysqueeze!*
…and chakra it all about
Do the yogi pokey and shake it all about.
yoga with a happy ending
In the news this week:
New Guiness world record: Most knots in a gym!
he’s not the intstructor just some guy who wandered in off the street.
…to warm his hands.
I’ll see you after class.
that’s not fail, that’s a win.
That ain’t a yoga class, it’s a seminar for people with a human bowling ball fetish. The “instructor” is the guy giving the seminar, and he’s about to grip two “balls” at once and hurl them at a few of the people with a human bowling pin fetish.
I’ve heard yoga can increase overall flexibility
Like coming in at noon grannycatflap?
WIN!
Did anyone stop to think this may not be yoga after all, it could possibly be a well-mirrored ER for lycra-clad and strangely knotted individuals and this noble and totally non-perverted doctor could be finding the release buttons.
Did I say well-mirrored? There’s absolutely no way I could know there’s mirrors in there… *shifty eyes**
Yoga instructor “WIN” (no contest)
I think there is a guy who needs more help in the backgroud..
No, my friend, Yoga Instructor win
1 in the pink, 2 in the stink.
hahaha super:)
He’s their dad!
He thought he was at the Bowling Alley for a moment.
this is most definitely a win
Ack! *looks away*.
*Looks back*, ICK!
*Looks away*
*looks back* EWWWWW!
*Vows to NOT LOOK AGAIN*
Seriously need mind bleach. I find this most disturbing.
u prolly looked at it a few more times, lawlz
its new sexyoga!
I don’t know about your oga, but my oga is definitely sexy.
He’s simply plugging their farts.
This definitely an EPIC WIN!!
Im not sure if its worth it, since he has to do it on GUYS too.
Bisexual yoga instructor win?
I hear sex while at work was supposed to be a “new” trend, so why not “sex” while working out?
So this guy got fired and is now in jail. But it’s not bad, the inmates are teaching him some new tricks.
I would SO roll out of this posture and kick this guy in the teeth! (Or elsewhere)
Reminds me of that old joke:
Q. Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
A. So you can carry them home like a six-pack.
second best job!
(male prostitute is best)
You obviously don’t realize that the hotties aren’t the ones who call up a manwhore.
pretend prostitution expert FAIL
all sorts of people do it, as long as they have the money. it’s about control, not just “people who can’t get laid b/c you think they are ugly”
This is TOTALLY A WIN… a BIG win.
MASSIVE WIN X 2!!!!!!!!!
How is this a fail? Please explain.
You would like to have the hands of this men on your ass?
ewwwww!
I know, right?? I love sexual assault, it’s awesome!
That’s a Yoga Instructor Win 2x!!!
How is this even possible? I mean, wouldn’t 9 out of 10 women instantly kick him in the face?
I think I got it: he’s knotted them up good and tight so that they’re virtually defenseless. Clever (in an illegal, disgusting kind of way).
-Now watch as I break the backs of these women!
How is that in ANY WAY fail?
1. Kick him in the face as hard as possible.
2. Sue the health club for as much as possible.
3. Hire someone to teach him a lesson.
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I have to agree, this is NOT ok.
sorry, I meant this one.
*walks in, reads plethora of comments about how this guy is almost everyone’s hero*
Oh, I’m sorry… wrong room. I was looking for the FAIL Blog boards, but for the most part I seem to have stumbled into the Molesters Anonymous support group?
*walks back out, shaking his head*
Because, we can safely say he’s probably enjoying it, but we don’t know if the women there mind or not. It’s more fun to assume its what they signed up for. If not, I’m sure he’ll get whats coming to him soon enough if he keeps that up.
maybe you should consider other ways of having fun that don’t involve sexual assault
seriously, all the people here posting “instructor win” and s*** like that are exhibiting thinking errors that are putting them at EXTREMELY high risk of raping someone and not even knowing it
Ah, thank you for explaining. I already wondered whether failblog turned into a blog for retarded perverts.
unless this was staged, thanks so much for this photo of a sexual assault in progress. If you thought this was funny or a WIN, you are a rapist. And a douche.
FAILBlog FAIL.
Looks like a win to me.
I don’t know, you have a yoga instructor gripping to two very tight bodies, who are paying him probably some serious $$$ to get gropped like that. That looks pretty Win to me, I would even go along the lines of calling that an Epic Win
Yeah total win!! Looks like this gym teacher is getting quite a treat from his young female students, not sure he’ll have his job much longer though.
the sad part is that he doesn’t even work there so its a fail on the womens part
This is Sri Patabi Jois, one of the most celebrated Ashtanga instructors in the world. I would let this put his hands all over my taint and twat, and furthermore, i would thank him for my incredibly strong and supple vaginal walls.
I’m impressed! Most boys don’t have vaginal walls, much less incredibly strong and supple ones.
Sri Patabi Jois is dead. I think Ask A Ninja killed him.
You are all wrong. I’ll be the first to say it- this is a WIN not a FAIL!
Being first FAIL.
Pith WIN. (^_^)
“The first to say it”? Can you read? Did you?
That position looks painful.
Looks like a cooch feel win.
That’s a WIN
I find it hard to believe that either of those two young women signed up for THAT. Getting-felt-up-by-unattractive-guy-who-is-at-least-old-enough-to-be-your-dad FAIL. (I’d kick him in the teeth, too!)
Amen, JMixx.
It’s FAIL by vocation, but WIN by Cop-a-feel.
Props to the yoga instructor, and I bet the girls didn’t even care!
Would that be the famous magician David Cop-a-feel? >cue music< "Notice how my hands never leave your body…"
“Stop touching meee! I keel you!”
–Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Boooooo.
how is this a fail? that guy is just a G
Why in the world would these people want to try to lick their own ass anyway.
Yoga instructor WIN… Flawless victory.
Seriously disturbed that so many people think sexual assault is a WIN.
Not funny. Not even a bit.
How the hell is this sexual assault- I don’t see the assault part in the photograph, at least if you deem the phrase “sexual assault” as an aggressive form of lewd physical contact with intent of sexual gratification.
Besides, this is clearly WIN for this man, because that is probably the closest he gets to young women at his age without considering rape (that is, aside from prostitutes…).
Sexual assault is not violent: It is defined as ANY unwanted sexual contact. So, if the women did not ask for this, it IS sexual assault.
And there’s literally nothing in the pic to indicate the women are offended by this, so maybe you’re the uptight one? Seriously, if you’d ever done ANY gymnastics, weightlifting, wrestling or even some ballet you know that there are plenty of times where you’re more or less groping the other person in order to support them.
People don’t think sexual assault is a win, they think touching vaginas is a win. (WHICH IT IS)
Anatomy fail. If he were touching their vaginas, it would most certainly be sexual assault. He’s touching their labia, which is still not likely to be consensual.
I certainly don’t see the reason for him to have his fingers in such a personal spot. It seems that he could guide them without his fingers touching that area. But, I don’t know much about yoga.
Someone linked to the site where this (allegedly) originally came from. One rather apt comment from there: “how does he get away with that? I’m a professional gymnastic teacher and if I’d do that, I’d be in prison by now.”
can you see their faces? do you know how they felt when he touched them? do you even know whether they are minors?
congratulations, Dave: ignorant douche bag assuming convenient things to hide and excuse sexual assault WIN
I couldn’t agree more.
This.
Thanks.
Did he die?
even if the women wouldn’t like it, they can’t move anyway xD
this aint no fail. this is win!
This is not win. This is sexual assault.
Funny FAIL.
ok then… sexual assault WIN
btw… dude looks kind of out-of-shape for a Yoga Master… jus’ sayin’
And you look kind of retarded for a FailBlog commenter.
Which is saying A LOT.
jus’ sayin’.
Am I the ONLY one who has noticed that many of the yoga participants
appear to be amputees, and do not have legs below the knee? I’m not
sure what that means, but it must have something to do with…
something.
Most probably with Photoshop. Or bad eyesight.
NO! You’re right! Their feet grow on their groins!
*beard falls off from amazement*
Actually, their legs are all crossed, you see some of their feet sticking out from between their thighs and torso.
They have legs…but this is yoga so they are doing unnatural things with them. The woman the “instructor” is looking at is a pretty good illustration of how they are hugging their legs close to their bodies, and some of them have their feet sticking out next to their hips.
thats a win
From the grip he’s got on the one lady, he also appears to be a bowling instructor.
The only fail here is that no one has noticed that this image was ganked from pwnedoncamera.com: http://pwnedoncamera.com/2009/08/31/caught-looking-and-if-i-push-down-harder-you-should-really-feel-something/
Not unusual for this blog… but then this is called FAILblog so originality fail kind of fits with the theme.
WIN for the instrcutor, Fail for the students
fail??? seems more like one big WIN to me
look at him… he aint no yoga instructor! a bet he cant even touch his toes…. maybe he is like apart of the dubai royal family and is looking for a new wife….
I’m sure this has been mentioned a few times already, but this is definitely a Job Perk WIN
Instructor win for certain. I need to teach yoga.
Wedding ring FAIL
Fail? I only see win!
Nop married or not, it is a win..he got away with it in front of a large group of people
Wait a minute. How do I get that job? I’ll do it for free.
I wonder if all the people who leave OMG WIN!!!1! comments would say the same thing if it were their daughter who’s being molested by a so-called “yoga instructor”.
This seems like a very public thing going on with dozens of witnesses; if it’s molestation as you say no one’s father needs to step in to save the day. Once my daughter is that age if she enjoys some instructor feeling up her crotch there is nothing I can do about that, parents can only teach their kids what to do in such a situation. Every woman is someone’s daughter and if you look carefully you’ll see the person under his right hand appears to be male so at least he’s doing his ‘molestation’ on both sexes
Equal treatment win?
Yoga Instructor Fail???
Yoga Instructor WIN!
Yoga class Fail…
WIN!!!! Hell yeah, you go yoga teacher!!
I just realized that the person under his right hand appears to be a guy!! Oh well still a win with that hotness under his left hand
And WOW for the one out front in the grey pants, he needs to put his hand on that booty!
I’m pretty sure this was posted before… I can remember seeing it and I think it was here.
Kinky.
I’m going to call that a win.
You’re all wrong. This is a British proctology clinic. And that’s what you’ll get in the USA if you vote for free healthcare. Now assume the position!
Thats a win. Thats definately a win.
Yoga win.
Exactly
Shouldn’t this be a WIN?
I can has two cheezburgers?
what a WIN !
…224 comments and nobody has mentioned this looks to be photoshopped?
and now for my stupid/witty remark to fit in:
There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, feel me once, shame on — shame on you. Feel me — you can’t get feeled again.
Hahah Bush reference win!
I don’t understand: What are they doing that they could not have done much, much more easily–and without either attendant neck strain or else this weird guy touching you–just by doing a standing toe-touch?
It’s a win
No, it’s a PERVERT WIN!! XD
That looks like a WIN to me!
I see no fail over that picture either
a clear win over there
Yeah, he should be doing that to the blonde.
Yeah that hot blonde out front could use some help too.
At the end you can lick your private area.
If this pic ends up in his wife’s hand then he is a fail.
Tantric foreplay win..!
What a bunch of creeps calling this a “win.” If this is what goes on in yoga, count me out. Who needs a perve doing that to you?
Well it’s a win for the guy, not for the girls.
Aren’t you to fat for yoga anyway?
OMG the BEST job in the WORLD !!
Thats a WIN !!
No my friend, THAT’S a WIN
How is this a FAIL? This is more like a WIN! lol.
Total WIN!
PREPARE THE FARTILLERY!
i wouldnt call it fail…..
Total WIN!!!!
There are two guys in the back ground I wonder if they get the same (HELP) ????????????
pedobear win
i’m pretty sure that’s a win
And this is a fail…how?
I think it’s a win for the “digital” age no?
Isn’t this that Kama Sutra pose, Hands in Cherry Pie?
When Kegel meets Kundalini
i would rather think of that as a win XD
This, my friends, is a WIN.
that’s a win in my book!
It is probably one of those snatch yoga class.
wuuuuuuut????? ive never heard of that . is there really a such thing as that or are you just making that up as a joke
I made it up…
well, that is more like a win for the yoga guy
eewww wut if one of them on their rag or had a yeast infection or something
If they’re on the rag then he certainly can feel the pad or has just shoved the tampon really deep…if a yeast infection then who cares, nothing poisonous there, just some candida yeast on his fingers.
PASS…get real…this is not just you AVERAGE teacher….this is Guruji….this is not groping.
Is it wrong if I feel envy??
A clue, for those who may not have one: If this is real and not photoshopped, there is no chance whatsoever that these women are liking/wanting/enjoying what is happening. If you think they might be, your mind has been thoroughly brainwashed by porn and you are no longer in touch with reality. Turn off the computer, go out and get to know some real women. I assure you, the reality is much more interesting than any idiotic porn fantasy.
A clue, for those who may not have one: Real women with intelligent minds and souls of their own, like the one above, are to idiotic porn fantasies as a gourmet banquet is to mostly-chewed-out gum.
*bows*
Doesn’t matter if they like it. They just need to accept it to get through their exercise =P
1. You don’t know what is happening in this picture.
2. If it is sexual in any way, I don’t see how the man benefits from it.
3. Reality is what you make it! You will see that when you step on someone else’s path reality looks very different!
Most of us pornoholics have met real women, spent time with them and were subsequently driven into a fantasy world for the sake of our own sanity. The male community has spoken almost unanimously on what we, collectively, find attractive. But most of you refuse to listen. Here’s a tip: preachy nerd-snark isn’t it. Why don’t you get some girlfriends together, cry a little, eat some Ben and Jerry’s and talk about why there aren’t any ‘good’ guys left?
holy shit you’re sexist as hell
you’re a perfect example of why some people think that some men just need to be castrated
hilarious comment Dumblondesrock. so, so incredibly sexist but i cant help but laugh
Yes, with porn you get the best quality AND you don’t have the hassle or cost!
Hmmm shows much promise this one does… oh wait, Yoga… no Yoda…
I want to see the photo right after this moment!!!
Agree. (^_^)
“No, honey, you need to keep your legs tucked in, and… no, not with your knee to your chest, and… wait, what are you doing? Not li-”
CRACK.
He’d literally be picking his jaw up off the floor. Possibly his tongue, too.
Yoga Instructor WIN!
id count that as a win
is he the instructor of yoga???? oh, my God! i would never go to such an instructor. never thought that yoga instructors can be plump!
epic win!
…….and this a ‘fail’ how???
that’s an EPIC WIN
it doesn’t matter if it’s God, Guruji, any person of authority – what he’s doing is sexual assault. his hands may need to be there to help their position, but the fingers have got no business being where they are.
i know yesterday it was taken off, yet now it’s back. this looks like a picture someone got off a porn site, and it makes me want to throw up.
oh lighten up feath. gosh
Seconded.
vergonha alheia!
The old pervert
).
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I think the point’s been missed. Who took the photo? How did they have time to setup to catch this? He must have been going down the line, doing this to all the ladies. He *must* have gotten into trouble. There’s much more to this story; I just came here looking to see if it had gotten out in the comments.
Me too I keep checking here if someone’s going to add a link to the rest of this story…for this pic to come out he must have done this to others down the line and if he did indeed finger all these girls at least one of them must have complained…unless he’s that good at what he does, whatever that is
ay, but regardless of the scenario, the abundance of “WIN” comments here are disturbing, because it shows that
a. people are interpreting it as a non-consensual act
b. they are interpreting the non-consensual act as a good thing
c. because it’s a “good thing” it can’t possibly be sexual assault…
all these people commenting here are a good example of why sexual violence is at such epidemic levels
I’d call that a win…
win plx
That it isn’t Yôga!
this is a win!
I’ve seen this with the text “best job in the world”. It would be a stretch to call it a fail.
Well he can’t lose his job, as he is deceased, but even before that it would’ve been impossible as he was the leader of the cult of Astanga. The leader of the pack (vrooom, vroom)
FAIL????
I think that’s a win
this is soo wrong!! those girls surely feel violated!!
This is definitely fail — because if I was one of those girls and he did that I’d release my leg and kick his face so hard he’d be inhaling his own blood.
Looks like a WIN from this angle…
Surprisingly, I got a hard on from this :p
Checking for ripeness WIN!
He’s just giving them a HAND with their positioning….
será que só essa pessoa faz isso dizendo que é yôga?
Waves Fist :p
Hey, I get paid for doing that sort of thing too.
The only problem is you have to spend a lot of time practicing
and teaching before you can get certified to teach yoga.
After that, people let you touch them in surprisingly awkward
ways.
This man (Sri K. Pattabhi Jois) is an extremely skilled
yogacharya (yoga dude); thus, people let him touch them in extra special
awkward ways. It’s “professional touch”, taken in the spirit
in which it’s administered (not at all sexual or weird).
Sorry to be a bring-down for the wonderfully juvenile humor that
was being thrown around in response to this pic.
Gosh you must be fun at parties…. sorry to be a bring-down….
bullshit
You’re an idiot, and he’s a friggin pervert and if I ever saw him touching my wife that way, I’d punch his lights out. Like you have to be certified to teach yoga, like you have to be certified to teach transcendental meditation. Bunch of Eastern Mystical bullshit that any shyster can use to con ppeople out of their money, or into their pants.
FAIL!!!! WTF! XD…I see a Double WIN and there are a few more waiting for…XD
sorry for my “Engrish” XD
THATS MORE WIN THEN FAIL
Instructor: “I’m, uh…. adjusting their chakras….yeah that’s it. That’s the ticket!”
Naughty naughty fingers there.
Looks like a WIN to me…
its and optical illusion, if u look very close you see a man appearing
He is clearly holding on to the women to regain his balance. He probably has a bad knee and might of tripped.
jajajajajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You go Pattabhi!!!
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Gives new meaning to “double-dipping”.
Maybe he’s a weightlifter getting ready to do the clean and snatch?
That’s called Dickram Yoga. That’s funny – he rubs some snatch, and the broads probably think that’s a normal part of yoga. I think I’ll become a yoga instructor. If someone bitches I’ll just say”look you ignorant bitch, that’s how you do yoga. don’t you know anything about Hindoo philosophy?”
DEFINITELY WIN
Hey.. This is not a fail. It’s such a total WIN picture.. =)
this a win in my book.
Gross disrespect imho. Im sure the women felt incredibly uncomfortable.
This pic fails at failing and wins at winning.
Sexual Molestation…ew ew ew. Hope someone punches that bitch in the face.
The funny thing is, (maybe it’s just the t-shirt) but the
instructor doesn’t even look like he’s in shape to be a Yoga
teacher. Either way – dirty old man FTW!
For anyone on here who thinks this is a win, I dub thee with the “human decency fail.” If I could, I would tattoo it across your forehead.
BUT U CAN’T
This Guy WIN ! he is paid to touch some butts ! Lucky Foul Old one !
The Yoga Students Failed…
WIN absolute WIN
Wow, Bikram has really let himself go.
That’s my man!
Those who can do, those who like to touch twat, teach.
Instructor WIN!
Where is teh FAIL in that?
That sure looks like a WIN to me!
Não tem um pingo de vergonha na cara!
this should be a “win”
nasty:)
Thats a win;)
failblog fails. This is def a win.
excuse me but this is a WIN
I believe this is win…
More like WIN!
Excuse me darlin’. I was just looking for the soup kitchen.
WIN
” Now just relax and say oooooommmmmmmmm”
I mean ok, it’s a little win because of touching woman like ‘dis.
But touch handicaped people sucks Oo
I’ve just seen that these people got only 50% of their legs oO
Okay i see, my fault.
Only a Win ^^
i found their legs. ^^
F*ckin Yoga.
Dammit
more like Yoga Instructor Win.
Im not sure which is a bigger fail, that fact that he’s touching their asses or the fact that he’s overweight.
The fact that he’s overweight.
no more Guruji adjustment…… PASS!!!!!!! normal In Shala, miss his adjustment. Om………
this is this eric prydz(call on me) in about 20 years
I beleve my good friend that, that is a win for the yoga instructor lol
I believe that’s what we call a “win”.
Thats a definate win right there.
I’m jealous, I want to be diddled too.
Looks like he told them to put their heads up there asses, and he is just patting them on the shoulder.
WIIIIN!!!
xD
Yeah, this guy has a nice gig. I’d bet he can’t get it up anymore after years of this.
I WANT HIS JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so does everyone else to the back of the line pal
Skanky ass studio… you get paid to go there.
Yoga instructor or Bowling instructor?
he’s so damn lucky
I EPIC WIN! Hi, for those of you who don’t know me I often have deep, weird and trippy thoughts without the assistance of marijuana. heres one: we’ve had a few people establish the one on the right may be a guy. what if the one on the left…was his girlfriend? then it would be a win because he would cause your fails at understanding the situation. also, what if he was a closet homosexual? then if it were me (not gay but hypothetical) I’d do it just so neither would think he’s getting special treatment. you should really think of ALL the possibilities instead of just going on “assualt” or “crotch grab.”
then weigh the situations for and against him to make a decision. thats how I do it. but what do I know? I’m just a drug-addled mind without the drugs.
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WHY IS THIS A FAIL?!
I’d PAY to be in his position!
Yeah…whoever put FAIL on a pic of a dude with his hand in two broad’s crotches is either A. a woman or B. a homosexual. Holy SHIT this picture is full on WIN!
is that a fail? more like a win!
-Yoga Instructor WIN!
-Yoga Students FAIL!
hah
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That yoga instructor is Patthabi Jois – one of the major yoga Gurus in history. He recently passed away.
Funny thing is, that’s not the instructor
Fail!?!?!? WIN!
I don’t see how this is a fail at all lmao, you go winner!
Fail?
No way…
That´s a WIN.
Amen – how can that be fail
i would call that a win
Big Win!!
dudes got frekin rockstar status. as if those yoga groupies weren’t into having thier fannies touched.. .. you know how women are about status..
the sad thing is that this is actually one of the most famous and revered yoga teachers in the world – people have traveled to study with him from all over the world for the last 40 years. this is not news – but to see it caught on camera hammers home the unfortunate and appalling truth. gross!
lol, isnt that a epic WIN? ;D
for me that is a win for the instructor xD
I couldn’t do that without beating off every five minutes…I gotta give it to him….but then again, I gotta give it to that one in the grey pants. That’s how you really pile drive an ass…