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There is a madness to this meth
that much is crystal clear.
This fail blows. I think I’ll go get some work done.
Now now, don’t get cranky.
Staying calm will help the time until the next fail speed by.
Calm?! Give me mind-warp speed, Scotty!
*gets into Lotus position*
*closes eyes*
nommmmmmmmmm, nommmmmmmmm
You can’t just sit back an do nothing, I thought you were the heroine of this fail.
*opens one eye*
*looks at Jules*
*snorks*
*goes back into trance*
Fine.
*joins LGB in lotus position*
Maybe I can reach ecstasy this way.
nooooommmmmme, noooooommmmme
A girl for 30 c? Well thats cheap
That’s patty cake!
Isn’t she the baker’s man?
(bumper sticker for a meditator in recovery:)
“Don’t just do something, stand there”
:surprised:
madness…? THIS IS FAILBLOG!!!
300 CCs of Meth STAT!
funny fail
I’ll take the meth, please. *waves at fuzz*
aww … she love meth! *high’s back atcha*
:stupid:
Meth- ane- that is a gas?
I think I would get premium plasma instead
I’m propane.
♪ She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; propane. ♪
hee … *golf clapton*
♪ If you’re happy and you know it Clapton your hands ♪
♪ If you’re Clapton and you know it you’re Slow Hand ♪
Where’s Leila?
Texas
♪ What’ll you do when you get in a Lone Star state
And nobody’s waiting by your side? ♪
>I’m propane.
i’m antipaine myself, as my motto will tell you
No pain…
well that’s all really, NO PAIN!
Only 30 cents per gal?
Her pump is gonna slap somebody!
I think it’s some sort of prostitute co-op.
Meth or $0.30… hmmm…
Earn 30 cents per gal? Hookers must have gone down in price…
Low-octane hose.
But siphoning is free…
(Bacon)Lube available.
The oil change will probably cost you though.
But they don’t have a restroom…
Sorry I just weed
That’s just damned spliffy!
That was rather blunt.
It was just a token comment really. *shrugs*
Sorry, I don’t mean to re-hash every seedy comment, it’s just a habit.
You’re a dirty little roach, bud.
Not really, it was a joint effort.
Careful this comment section is PG-13.
What…? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you. I was listening to the Doobie Bros.
Oh noes! Marius will grass us up.
Oh, don’t be a dope. We’ll be just fine.
*hides around corner*
*bogarts the fat boy*
Somebody skunked me while I was being gaby.
I got bonged on the head and fell into the grass.
Don’t worry Skratdaddy, I’m running over to help! Wait, I think I passed a dutchie by the left-hand side…
sounds like a freebase form of blow
♪ Ooh White Lines . . . ♪
*Waves at Sara J*
not munchie more to talk about then!
ooh meth
aah coke
ooohhh Pepsi
unnnhh 7Up
*fantas*
*sodas fuzz*
Oooo, Fuzzy effervescence.
Looks like this comment was schweppt to the side.
The ice man cometh, the ice man melteth away.
Somebody get Dr Pepper up!
♪I wanna fanta. Dontcha wanna fanta♫
*Vaults out of this string*
*on a Red Bull being chased by a Monster*
*before being Crushed by an Orange*
*and left for dead in the morning Mountain Dew*
*until a Sprite flies along and takes pity on RHSC*
*Feels a small Surge of life*
Mtn. Dew you need some help Marius?
Mounting Do.
Their website, as printed on the advert, is in my name. Clickie.
Clickie-ing is evil.
*pushes Ms B button, waits*
*nothing happens*
*walks away*
Wow, that website is terrible. if you click to enlarge a thumbnail you get a SMALLER version of the picture. Or meth.
I’m baffled to know what they’re are trying to say. How do you earn 30¢ and what has this got to do with meth? Where does the child come in?
Oh wait, I got it, you can have a child or meth, not both. The 30¢ per gal is not connected with the meth advert, it just happens to be in the background.
…cut that out…
Some people feel they have to give us the background on every fail.
*rummages in drawer for scissors*
*cuts out Stephen Ogley’s comment*
*pastes in scrapbook*
That makes a nice addition!
Thanks LGB! Now back to our silliness. I prefer weed to meth ♪tra la laaaa♫
But I was learning from that!
So many coments on 1/2 minute
Welcome to FailBlog. That is how we roll here.
*does forward roll*
*does front hand spring*
*sausage rolls*
(Deja vu)
Dinner rolls? *offers*
*Rolls dinner*
maybe I shoudn’t have done that
*goes to wash hands & change clothes*
*Rick Rolls*
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…
*rolls Jam off the cliff in one of bff’s jeeps*
Does that mean I’m on a roll? :p
*takes as his cue to rescue jam in a Royce queue*
*drumrolls*
Badum tish!
Lot of roll playing going on – as usual.
Then let’s get rolling with the hornychat.
Wanna roll?
How droll? I’d need to be trollied first.
♪ Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ Rawhide!♪
*Cracks whip*
Marius just violated his parol(l)e. Tsk.
*Enrol(l)s in counseling*
♪ Roll with it baby, come on and just roll with it baby♫
mmm Jam Rolls
rollin off the tongue in R R R R R.
DO. A. BARREL. ROLL.
*5 eagles/finches/spiders C.C.C.rolls out the barrel*
here you go cloral!
Pecan rolls
pecan drip,
pecan dribble,
pecan even flow,
but I’ve never seen pecan rolls.
Now I know how you pronounce pecan.
*rolls pecans in dough with cinnamon and brown sugar* Taa daa!
Judy! I just re-read your comment (gotta stop playing on here while at work). My comment sounds extra ichy now, lol.
DOT ORG!
*smoochy-squeeze*
*mini-squeeze for the Bun-bun*
Dragon, how about another squeeze for the OTHER bun bun?
♥♥ to the 2 bun bun’s
may they be as sweetly double-fresh as their ma ma ♥♥
Ooooh, is the other bun-bun here?? YAY!!!!
*wee-squeeze for newest wee bun-bun*
Well, she’ll arrive in December. But she was feeling left out without a wee squeeze of her own!
Wow! Has it been that long already! Congrats and *wee squeezes!*
Yayyy!!!!
Coments? There are coments on this page? Oh HAYL no!
*wanders off muttering to self*
Hit or meth, you decide….
now that’th meth’d up
In days of yore
The god of war
Climbed onto
his great white filly
In Thor he cried
His horse replied
You’ve forgotten your
thaddle thilly!
*replaces n in 5th line for m*
Dammit
I’m Thpartacuth!
(available in your local book thor)
Tho Thoree, you appear to have Hermes!
Her meth?
Methinks I methed something.
No worries Jam, It’s just the Artemeth.
“But I have Prometheus to keep, and miles to go before I, um, Morpheus.” ~ Robert Froth
I think it’s pronounced “Frotht,” fuzz.
and the poththethive would be Frotht’th?
I SMOKE ROCKS!!
I wear smocks
I have wet socks
While a c0ck’s in your bo….
No, I can’t do it.
*hands head down*
*wanders slowly away in shame*
bovine?
I think it was suppose to be box.
I was thinking outside the box.
Well, I’m living in a box.
BAY-BAY!
Well, I’m boxing for a living.
SUGAR RAY!
Well, I’m looking forward to the day after Christmas.
BOXING DAY!
Moomin boxed my lugs.
…Ow.
My chicken box all day long.
Eeek! Shoebox, shoebox!
Want me to box his ears for you, Jam??
*plays a few of box concertos*
*orders box seats for GS’s concert*
Gets a box of Cheerios.
♫I’M THE MAN IN
THE BOX♫
Oops! Forgot it’s detachable.
Would someone hand my head back up here, please?
Here Judy. Please do not continue handing your head around. You may get a reputation.
Trust me, you don’t want that kind of reputation.
I have broken clocks.
Dropped them on rocks?
While wearing black socks
*removes one eagle; adds one fox*
*hands whoaNellie a bird cage with 5 locks*
Oh, bollocks.
*eats a bagel with lox*
*runs up credit cards*
Now I’m in hox.
hits a home run with the red sox
Given the price of Gas vs. the price of Meth, I’ll take the 30 cent Gas discount.
These days? I agree. I’ll get my meth when the petrol market improves.
Meth is a matter of opinion.
Meth buster. ^
Meth B is a meth buster? She must be methodical yet methy.
Methinks she’s all meth up.
Is she an evil methtermind?
It’s my meth! I’ll clean it up when I want to!
good grief it is the mething link!
Please don’t methinterpret our meaning Meth B.
We were just mething around.
Methinks you’re all loony.
*SQUEEZE*
Make no methtake, we are very loony.
*SQUEEZE*
(just beware the flamethrowing)
Only in Greek methology can you throw flame.
and her methodology is methed up
FAKE this photo is soooo photoshopped
Back to work, you slacker!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Congratulations, im working, you’re the first person of the day to say the fail is photoshopped. Johnny? Tell him what he’s won….
A sack of chocolate-covered goat droppings! Great for weddings or bar mitzvahs!
*applauds* Wow
Oooh
Aaah
Ohhh
Fake? My faith is shaken. When will the fails be real
When you truly believe in them, blackgarnets. When you truly believe in them.
*pats blackgarnets on the back*
If I clap my hands, will the fakes be real? *Looks longingly at General*
You must be too loose.
I’ve been known to loose a screw or two.
But I’m SOOOOO liking the Chandler Bing inflection there.
Do I have to decide?
Yes. And the offer is limited time only. So choose. C’on *taps foot while waiting*
Uh… uh… Pat Buchanan!
I took this pic 2 weeks ago, sent it to 3 people from my phone and the internet worked its magic! I’m so proud!
Congratulations?
Yeah grats are in order, I’d like a cookie too
Bugger off, I’m not sharing.
*steals Lord Rogue’s cookies*
Mwahahahahaha!
*runsaway*
*fires tranquilizer dart, scoops cookies up off the floor*
Mine.
BuIwan…
*drools*
*drags B away, stuffs in a closet and barricades the door*
*steals Rogue’s cookies while he’s dealing with Ms B*
*munchity-munchy-munch*
…The trick is to eat ‘em BEFORE you get caught.
Hey, did you steal my dart gun, too?
Tricky, tricky.
Mwuaahahahaha….
*thwip!*
THUD!
*hides Rogue in the closet with Ms B*
*wakes up in a daze, bangs on door, starts posting from phone*
*blink blink*
How did this happen?
*walks out of closet*
Ms B! I had no idea…
It’s not photoshopped, folks. That was actually on a gas pump.
Did you upload it?
Sure did.
haha who sent it to ya?
A guy I used to work with took the photo at a pump off the interestate.
I took it
Who’s got the scissors?
*rummages in drawer for scissors*
*cuts out Andy and SMITTY’s comments*
*pastes in scrapbook*
This sucker is getting full….
Are you using both sides of the pages?
When’s your b-day. We’ll get you a new book.
30 cent gal, 50 cent’s daughter?
yes great scott and the electric train travelling south at 40 km and the wind is going 39.2 west how will the donut taste at 2.00 o clock.
like chocolate
nice answer failinator. The answer was the CN tower.
Me(t)h
Something tells me I should wish you a Happy Birthday!
*squeeze*
Whatever gave you that idea?
*squeeez*
Happy birthday Aja may you have the greatest gift given to you.
Thanks. Just taking it one day at a time.
As with the bottles of wine?
Happy birthday mate!
(Would you believe that in less than 2 months I turn the same age ?)
You turn 2? *squeeze*
So how much meth do I get per gallon anyway?
US or UK gallon?
Pussy for just a penny? Oo
Awwww can’t i just have both?
This is what happens when you try to fit too many advertisements in one place.
It’s not funny it’s a TV with a sign above it.
As a word to the wise:
Thall shall spread thine news and thus I shall promote thee.
^ replaces “thine” with “thy” ^
And wtf is “thall”?
Someone who isn’t smhall?
This was fail in my part so…Thus I refute thee!
This promo would go over big in Dixieland. I’ve ran into a few folks in Oklahoma and Arkansas who would take them up on the meth option.
Meth *sigh* not funny stuff.
I snapped a picture of this same thing a few weeks ago. I thought it was the same pic at first. I nearly pissed my pants while filling up my tank when I looked up and saw that. So I’m wondering, is it the same location or has this same thing happened at other gas stations?