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Looks like the running of the Brewski
looks like the running of teh Phail
That gives new meaning to embar-assment.
He’ll be the butt of many jokes.
He fell hard for that bull. You can tell by the way he walks around mooning.
Bull pokes, you moon.
You poke, you pay!
:[
Oldie but a goodie…probably close to 12 years old!
Worthy of a HAPPY DANCE gif
>:=]
Ooooo! That’s good, fuzz! That’s really, really good!
*little white lies never hurt anybody*
LIES!!!
Thank you Rep. Wilson.
What? Wait! You LIE is totally different than LIES!!!
No, no. This is how you do it:
*stands up*
*waves hands maniacally in the air*
*shouts at top of voice*
YOU LIE!!!!!!
Ahhhh, thank you BFF, now I understand the difference.
*lets sleeping dogs lie*
Therein lies the rub.
*belies up*
YOU A LIE!!
It’s Luella Washington Bates Jones –
“Now ain’t you ashamed of yourself?”
Aww. So close.
I didn’t aim to…
In that case, Roger, you go to that sink and wash your face, whereupon I’ll turn you loose.
*looks at open door*
*looks at sink*
*looks at door again*
* Goes to the sink *
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
Do anything that you want to do, but —
Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
As living up to my name, I get the creeping feeling that someone lied.
*snorkity!*
It was the running of the phailic when he was leaving the arena.
Closely connected with the running of the balls.
now THERE are some balls
*snorkity!*
IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU TAKE PANTS OFF BULL
IN DENMARK WE FINISH THE JOB BEFORE QUITTING
Hee! Careful Brewski that bull looks a little horny.
Three minutes in and already with the roleplay hornychat?
A cornucopia of corn-pone porn puns.
*runs*
Hay-seedy puns are hard work.
A horn for plenty of tossing in the hay.
Having a good roll in the hay usually leads to porncakes for breakfast.
HAYKU for fuzz and dilly:
I roll and you roll
night and day, that’s how we roll
bed and breakfast rolls
You mess with the bull, you get…horned?
Bulls do panty raids? OMG!!
Well, I hope the poor chap isn’t too em-bare-assed about the whole situation. I wouldn’t want him to be put on the horns of a dilemma over this. But, then again it might be a moo-t point by now.
He’s got a tough hide.
He went for a ride on the wild raw hide side.
The bull has just been put in charge of “Commando Thursday” compliance. Be afraid.
But…I’m nice to animals!!!
Eep!
*flees*
*skids to a halt*
Oh, wait, it’s only Monday.
Did he nudie?
I’ll bet he doodied, too.
I was thinking, “Did he divest?”, but you beat me to it! :p
Yeah, I love these, but I’m not so good at them. Strip me of my privileges.
Whatever it is, you gotta hand it to that bull.
That’s a horny bull
PWNED
OWNED!!!
OT:
What’s the difference between PWNED and OWNED?^^
Ahhh, it’s german and it’s not pretty funny :/
I’M from Poland and don’t really understand this german humor, even if I live in germany…Sorry, this ain’t funny…
But’s pretty funny what the Bull did…
Bull revolution FTW!!!
Your English is pretty funny as well.
How’s your Polish?
Not bad, but I live in Germany and haven’t learned writing…..you can imagine^^
poor bull has disabled horns.
Bullfights are a poor idea sometimes someone thought let`s just not kill the bull but terrify him and make him angry for an hour or so …and then kill him.
I am german and neither think it is funny. i do not think sense of humor has something to do with nationality but intellect.
…like to be a clown
I hope my english is funny too
The guy speaking in this video is called “Mike Krueger” and he’s an old famous German comedian. Was pretty funny in the 70s/80s.
So why isn’t he funny anymore? Is he now Freddy Krueger?
Nope, the jokes just got kinda old.
the difference between adjacent keys on a keyboard
ht tp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn
Urban Dictionary?! No clicky!!!
Luckily, you can’t click the link
Wise choice. The article is 99% likely to contain bad spelling, crude language and lots of references to sex, and I mean LOTS.
Ahem!! How do you know that exactly?
*raises eyebrow*
Umm….some friends told me?
*blushes*
*shuffles feet*
*looks at shoes*
Uh huh!!!
*bursts into tears*
I CONFESS! I’VE BEEN ON UD! I’VE EVEN READ SOME ARTICLES!
*runs sobbing out of the room*
You what? You READ the articles????? Oh noooooes!!!!!!
Please choose your punishment. Meanwhile, enjoy some cookies. They are freshly baked.
*hands BFF a jar full of cookies*
Cookies and a punishment?!?!?! You certainly have your sweet side.
He is already so hard on himself plus he confessed.
I want cookies too!
*gives Leila her best cute look*
*bakes a fresh batch of cookies and gives a plate full to Gracie*
I couldn’t resist!!
*snork*
“I just read it for the articles” used to be the excuse, not the confession!
Yes, ma’am.
*tucks jar under arm, and heads for the shellacked halibut*
That’s more than half!
Are you sure it’s not a Dicitionary?
Must be some Welsh thing.
Gamers who often said ‘owned’ often mispelled and pressed ‘p’ instead of ‘o’ and they thought it sounded cool so they just called it pwned
Like a chiropractor and an osteopath.
PWNED is like OWNED, but there is also some pee involved.
failblog is becoming more and more like AFV:/
I’m sorry, but we only allow one fuzz per fail. You’ll have to leave now.
S/he has an extra “z”…so I believe s/he is allowed.
Perhaps, but s/he still has no concept, so vamoose.
now now now, Judy Judy Judy
there are plenty of fuzzy concepts to go around around around
… the failbull ring
Shoot! Can’t even have a little fun on a Monday.
*walks away sulking, kicking rocks out of the way*
oh great, Judy’s pretending to sulk, that’s just failbullous
*takes the extra ‘z’ from fuzz*
*swipes the extra ‘z’ from Leila*
gets some extra winks
*bops LGB on the nose*
*swipes extra ‘z’ back*
*puts it in a safe*
*sticks tongue out @ LBG*
I know stealing is wrong, but didja see what I did with the ‘z’? Classic! Carpe diem!
*puts stethoscope to safe*
*hears ocean*
*gives up*
*sticks tongue out @ Leila*
I did see and I felt bad taking it away from you. Sooo…
*takes 2 extra zs from fuzzzzz and gives them to LBG*
Kewl. Can I have one more? Just for the sake of completeness.
*thankz heavenz for ze little girlz*
Absolutely!!
Take them all.
*stands back*
*frames with thumb and index fingers*
*squints with one eye*
I like it.
*boop*
*takes all of fuzz’s “z”s and gives them to the other fuzzz as reparations*
*fuzz is now known only as “fu”*
*also gives fuzzz all of fu’s concepts*
*smoochies*
Hey, f.u. … erm … I mean fuzz! Are you down with my new name?
I ♥ it!!!!!
*spits on the last z to shine it with shamwow*
Itzzz …. dreamy ….
Serves people right, this is the stupidest fest – thing existing. Very cruel towards bulls.
I was cheering for the bull all through the video.
*dresses BFF in a cheerleading outfit*
Give me a B
Give me a U
Give me a L
No seriously, give it to me. This is a stick up.
*is in serious need of a vacation*
*admires outfit… from a bit of a distance*
*puts both hands up*
Alright! Alright! Have the whole alphabet!
*hands over all 26 letters*
MUAHHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!!!
*stuffs all alphabets in a bag and runs*
*dials 999*
Help! Police! The basis of the English language has been stolen!
Can you describe the (presumed innocent until proven guilty) perpetrator?
Ummm…
*scribbles on paper*
*hands to Constable LGB*
The burglar looked like this. Kind of.
*looks at paper*
*puts print of scribble in wanted poster*
*squints at scribble*
Why is this perp holding a container of Baconlube?
Per(p)haps to make it easier to slip away?
*stares*
That’s not scribble, that’s Scrabble!
*opens Leila’s bag and pulls out seven tiles*
Um…that’s not my bag.
*flees*
*stares at word formed by tiles*
Is that word even legal?!
“Craziest”? Is even a WORD??
392 points!
*Digs into bag for tiles, pulls out a bunch of vowel keys*
Now how did these get in here?
Oh Leila, I think I found something of yours.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Thank you GS. I had to buy a new keyboard. BFF was in an odd mood and stole my vowels.
*riddled with guilt, returns stolen alphabets to its righful owner – whoever that may be*
*rips wanted poster down*
Case closed!
*sigh*
I agree JasonK.
I think bull fighting is barbaric. However, this fail is hilarious. I’m at odds. Do I laugh? Do I cry?
*vacant expression*
Bull fighting, bull riding all equals to animal cruelty to me. I smiled but it was a bitter one. If that makes sense at all.
sounds like a bitter bull to swallow …
(and I know I didn’t make sense, but I agree with ^^’s)
You can laugh because the man got what he deserved, and you can cry, in joy, at nature’s ability to exert power on mankind.
Thanks, BFF. I feel much better now.
*lol*
*sniff*
*nao I has teh snifflols*
*snorksnifflol*
*squeeze*
I agree.
Wow. He got up and walked away from that.
He should have known, when ya mess with the bull, ya get the horns.
Sorry SD, looks like I committed a mooing violation.
He’s really lucky that his frank ‘n beans didn’t wind up dangling from that horn along with his underpants.
*looks down at plate of franks and beans fresh out of the microwave*
*pushes plate away*
*sighs*
*Buys Judy a corndog*
*Snickers*
*Flees*
Really, Marius?
*raises one eyebrow*
Sees that eyebrow and raises the roof.
(That really looks worse then I intended it.)
What the a did I just do?
pone’d
“You tell me whar a man gits his corn pone’d, en I’ll tell you what his ‘pinions is.”
“Tell me what you eat, and I’ll tell you what you are”
~Battle Cornpone
This is bull! no way can this happen under there?
I always thought pants off dance off was a load of bull.
Hey, isn’t the season premiuer of Pants Off Dancing With the Stars on tonight?
Ooh! I’ll be we see some familiar…erm…faces there.
*hands Dragon a T-bone*
I have no idea what I was thinking there. My fingers obviously work independently of my brain.
*bukkits*
S’ok, I’ll wee with you. Isn’t that what girls do, go in groups?
Pee Party!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hey, did the blog just get gored?
Did the internet just get invented?
Was Tim-Berners Lee just born?
Nope, his scrotum got tored.
Lord!
I bet you there is going to be a stamped of bull jokes now!
That bull is horny!
Like postage stamped? Or rubber stamped?
*stamps fail on 5’s forehead*
why the fail on my forehead?Ms B?
Hey, where did you get that stamp Ms B?
I like to keep one handy! Do you need one?
*commissions stamp for Leila*
Ok, you should get it in…4-6 business days.
Great I had to get in the express stamp line. Bully for me!
I cannot wait!!!
*begins a list of what to do with FAIL stamp once it arrives*
1) stamp dude who clips his nails in the next cube
2) stamp yorkie for pooping on my hardwood floors
3) safety
4) stamp the skinny anorexic bitch – just because
5) stamp woman who doesn’t wash her hands after going potty
hmmm….I need an electronic organizer of sorts.
LMAO! Leila, you crack me up!
*SNORKROFFLE!*
Don’t you wish you could do that IRL without consequence?
Yup. It would be great!!!11!!elebenty!!
For realsies (in case you care) you can buy an Win and Fail stamp from the ICHC Store (see the tab at the top of the screen)
The one Ms B is sending is a special stamp.
For “special” people.
*also wants a special stamp* I know a few “special” people…
*gets in line for special stamp*
*taps foot*
*looks up at the sky*
*commissions stamp for McFail*
Anyone else?
Yes. I’d like one for several people I know at school. Especially the arseholes who keep shouting “QUEEF!” in my Biology lessons. The poor teacher has no idea what the word means, and thus cannot exert any punishment.
Queef!!! LMAO!!!!!!
*commissions another stamp for BondFan*
Tanks very much! Now I can actually label all those morons as failures in life!
*gleefully waits for stamp to arrive*
Ooops! How did I forget you, LGB?!
*commissions stamp for LGB*
Whew! They’re going to be busy with this order!
Aw, thanks Ms B!
*waits patiently for parcel to arrive*
Oooops! I’m a constable up there ^^!
Eeep! I’m innocent! I swear!
The constable must have been looking for a tramp stamp.
So Lady Is A Tramp.
I had my doubts about a title of “Bull Win,” ’cause I figured someone would get hurt (which isn’t funny). I shouldn’t have doubted.
Major bull win, and this is the first fail in a while that’s made me literally LOL. (^_^)
EWWW!!!!!!!!!
The bull was upset that the “dot org!” was taken away.
Hows the bull gonna explain it to his wife when she discovers the underwear on his horns?
lol … she’ll no doubt think it’s a c0ck and bull story
And she’ll have a cow about it.
It’s going to sound like a load of bull to her.
Probably ream him out like no udder.
Then milk it for all it’s worth.
In the end they’ll just cuddle.
Don’t have a cow Man!!(Bart Simpson)
cow-o’-dunga dude!
Leftover from TMNT fail, fuzz?
Or is that TNMT?
TTMN?
TNTM?
TMI?
*head asplodes*
TTFN
Sorry Leila…I’m a bit tardy.
No excuses!! Off to the principal’s office for you! Start marching…
As long as you’re not Plus Tardy, we don’t go in for that French nonsense around here.
That would be…
TTFN
*bolts*
*gets out little broom and dustpan*
*sweeps grey matter into pile for ZA*
eeeew!
*puts a little salt, cumin and some garlic to make gray matter somewhat appetizing*
A good seasoning salt makes ALL the difference.
That and an excellent salsa.
*grabs WN and does the salsa*
I like how you move.
*bows*
*spins Leila around at high velocity*
*throws some extra ‘o’s into Leila’s post to read: mooooves*
*stands back*
*admires affect*
*flees*
*dives through 6 ‘o’s at high speed*
*comes up with a rose for Leila*
*swoons*
Oh WN … you arrrrre so rrrrrrrrrrrrrrromantical!!!
*grabs rose in mouth*
*continues to salsa*
*wonders what to do with all these ‘o’s*
*spins ‘o’s in dramatic fashion, twists slightly, sends ‘o’s cascading into one another*
*watches ‘o’s vanish into interdimensional space*
Not to worry
Dip me!!!
*watches interdimensional space vortex begin to suck Leila in*
*grabs Leila’s ankle as she starts to vanish*
*converts motion into phenomenally sexy dance move at the very last second*
*pours two (2) shots of Cabo Wabo, and hands one to Leila*
Oh noes!!! WN … HELP ME!!!
*notices WN tugging at ankle and is reminded that she didn’t shave her legs today*
*voice fades away*
*POOF*
*hops into vortex after Leila*
>POOF<
*thunderous applause*
*bows*
Thank you!
Thank you!
*blows kisses*
Look out for Judy with her ET finger!
*Gives standing ovation*
*Slides across floor a bit*
*Buckles into seat*
*Continues applause*
That was AWESOME!
My only complaint is that all the dancers were wearing pants. Otherwise, it was perfection!
WOOOOP!!!!
For goodness sakes! Someone burn that ET Finger already. 
DW, it’s not Thursday today. Must keep pants on.
Leila – I mentioned on the “other” fb that there’s a new finger fail on the voting page. I’ll be able to have a lot more fun with that one!
*snork!*
Can’t be worse than the ET Finger.
Can it?
Ok, ok…enough with the cow/bull puns…
I’m getting offended and this is udderly ridiculous!!!
*stiffles a snork*
*runs*
Ahhh! Mad cow!
(Avatar only comment)
*Flees*
I would prefer the term aggitated…
Does milk run out of your nose when you snork?
*squeeze*
Actually, it’s buttermilk…
*hears crickets*
Ok, so it was a bad joke…
*squeeze*
Feel free to churn them out anyway.
It’s curdling to think they may stop.
Please, find a whey to keep them coming.
I haven’t seen Fuzz comment in almost an hour. I hope I didn’t cheese him off too much.
Aw, don’t be bleu.
*squeeze*
Yeah, don’t feta ’bout it.
*squeeze*
Seeing you sad would be something I camembert.
I was taking a mid-dairy break.
Are you still luban me, sweetie?
*pat pat pat*
Way to stick up for yourself!
(way overdue *squeeze*)
Hey…thanks!
*buttery squeezes*
Oo!
*takes one of the butter pats*
*puts it on bread*
Tanks! MMmmmm.
*pats on the buns*
*averts eyes*
(Does that make Dragon your bisquit?)
*flees thread withaquickness*
OH! Admiral, did you see? On the last fail, SaraJ came by with the two bun-buns!!
*squeeeeeeeee!*
I did see the little babkas and responded!
ROFL!!!!! oh, that is terrifying, and hillarious!!!!! that poor, poor man! mwahahahahahah!!
Poor man? It’s revenge of the bulls.
Bull, 9000. Douchebag, 0.
Olé!
ok, I can see that point. I never can watch Bull fighting, I think it is sensless.
It’s tru, it is.
Hey, it’s karma. The bull got his revenge for what the human race has been doing to his brethren in bull-rings.
*applauds BFF*
LMAO! I love it!!!!!!
The bull looks quite pleased with himself.
I am very pleased with him.
So am I.
*sends a congratulatory bottle of champagne to the bull*
Don’t give the bull alcohol!!! It will cause him to commit horny-chat.
…pɐǝɥ sıɥ uo puɐʇs uoıʇuǝɯ oʇ ʇou
¡pǝuıɐʇuoɔ ǝq ʇsnɯ sǝןqqnq ʇǝʞɹɐɯ ןןnq
“Why can’t I type properly??! My responses make no sense! Damn my hooves, damn them…”
It behooves you to be hoof. There is no try.
“Aarrrgh! All I wanted to do was sign up for speed-dating!”
Be careful! The bull might get ya!
*steps back*
*pounce!*
Hello Judy!!!
I am glad it was you and not the bull.
Tee hee!
Where’s my DOT ORG?
Did you check the bull’s horns?
Stupid FailBlog always blurring out the good stuff!
Cuddles!
*pounce!*
*squeeze* Hey Judy! How are you today?
Smurf-a-licious! You?
*squeeze*
It’s alright CC, I think this guy got the short end of the stick.
Hahah! Well I guess I don’t need that anyway. Guess who had a date last night and it went AMAZING!
I’ve had a smile on my face all day.
*group squeeze*
Details please.
I’m very happy for you, sweetie! I hope he realizes what a prize he’s got!
Details huh? Well I met him on a dating website and from what we read and talked to each other about, we have a ton in common. I met up with him last night and had dinner. Well I had dinner and he drank a beer. Then we went for a walk since the weather was beautiful and then relaxed in his backyard and talked. When it started getting cold, we moved into his room and watched tv. Made out a little bit, and then I headed home around 1:30am. We both agreed we wanted to see each other again
*Happysqueeze*
Woot! I’m happy for you, C.
*great big grin!!*
That sounds wonderful, sweets.
Sounds like the perfect date to me!!!
Me too. *squeezes Cuddles*
*squeezes everybody else*
*squeezieGracie*
*squeezes for everybody*
Cuddles, that DOES sound like a great date!
I so glad you had a good date! Now we just need details from Avis’ date this weekend…
Oh yeah. I hope she had a great time.
*sitting on pins and needles*
Check this fail from Saturday.
failblog.org/2009/09/19/backpack-fail/#comments
?????
Sorry folks, This was submitted before the posts below, but FB or Firefox or something freaked out on me.
That happens to all of us, no biggie.
*facepalm*
*I’m! I’m so glad!!! Grrr. Stupid cold is affecting my brain. At least my spelling here’s not as bad as it has been on the other FB lately.
There, there, there.
*pat.pat*
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
*facebook*
*clicks on cow*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
At least you were able to breathe yesterday!
Details? I think not!
I will say this, dinner was at a tappas place, then movies at his place. He made blueberry pancakes and bacon for breakfast, and after that we went to the farmers market.
OoooooOOOOOOooooh! Dinner and breakfast! Yay for you!
It ended up being a 24 hour date!
*still grinning*
That’s great, Avis!
(Does he know he has to share you with us?)
Ummm, Whoa Nellie!!!
Yeah, he knows. He was sitting right next to me during my mid-afternoon posts on Saturday. My earliest post of that day was from his place!
He has his own internet addictions.
You’re happy, that’s good enough for me!
*Squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
Very happy!!!
Sounds great, Avis! Congrats!
*squeezeAvis*
Gonna see him again?
This Saturday! We’re gonna make some kind of pot roast at his place. I say “we” because I’m bringing some of the ingredients, and will be assisting as well.
We talked on the phone last night too!
That’s great Avis! I’m so happy for you!
*squeeze*
You go girl!!!
Speaking of which, I think the hub needs to take me out this weekend.
Thanks! I’m happy for you too!
*squeeze*
Leila, I concur. He does. Let that be one of your scheduled days for yourself, no wedding talk!
Wedding.
AAAACK!!!!!!
*hides under desk*
Sorry ’bout that.
*gives Leila a nice, tasty adult beverage to make up for it*
Oh thank you!! For the safety of others involved in the wedding, I do need to be medicated as well.
*finishes drink in one gulp*
Oh yeah!!!!
*Squeeze*
Happy that you and him are still grinning? Well I am happy that you are happy.
Among other reasons, yes.
*squeeze*
play it cool and easy if you know what I mean.Avis
*squeeze*
I’m very happy for you Avis!
Woohoo! sounds like a good night
Well done. Glad it went well Mr. Cuddles.
)
(You blurred out the good stuff as well, lol, keeping Failblog pg is fine I guess
*Squeeze*
That wasn’t failblog. That video’s always been censored.
Just as well. I am not interested in seeing his dingly danglies.
“dingly danglies”
*SNORK*
As a personal creative challenge, I’ve decided to write a haiku for the final fail each day this week. I welcome any feedback or derision. I hope you’ll be at least a little amused.
Where will you post it?
Gah!!!!, I’ll post it later when my computer is behaving.
*gets out whip & chair*
Let me guess – will it include the phrase, “dingly danglies”???
*snerk*
I’m still laughing each time I read that phrase. I swear sometimes I’m just a big 12 year old.
Heh! I know my hubby is a 12 year old.
Nothing wrong with being a 12 year old!
Punch girls on the playground? That would require touching them, and then I’d get cooties! Eeewwww!
*chants childishly*
Great Scott and a girl, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G…
*snerk*
*chants childishly*
I’m like rubber, you’re like glue…
Well what did he expect?
Bullstripped: Occurs when stupid/arrogant person attempts a feat they are ill equipped to complete. During such an attempt, they challenge someone or something much more cunning and strong than they are and they end up running away, trying to hide their exposed genitalia
*applauds Chicken_Man*
*Snickers*
Take a bow, Chicken_Man.
*hands mic*
Speech, speech!
I liked the first part where is rhymed “Occurs when stupid/arrogant person attempts a feat they are ill equipped to complete.”
I understand you’re shy, Chicken_Man. That’s okay.
*hands mic to BFF*
Speech, speech!
Errrr….aaah…
*tugs at collar*
*hands mic to body double*
*speeds away in jeep*
*takes mic*
*starts to sing*
♪Upside inside out
She’s livin’ la vida loca
She’ll push and pull you down
Livin’ la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin’s the color of mocha…♪
*looks around*
Now, where did I put that halibut?
Wait. Wait. I thought you were in such a good mood that it wouldn’t bother you. No? Okay…
…let me have it!
*closes eyes in THWACK anticipation*
*
*
I used the minnow, I’m not really in the mood to do damage to failfriends!
K…I deserved it.
Hee!
The birth of Karaoke Monday?
*looks through song book*
Eeeep!
*runs away for ear plugs*
*takes mic*
♪Babe. I gotchoo, Babe. I gotchoo, Babe♪
*rushes LGB*
*pounces and removes the mic*
Trust me … this is more for you than anyone else. Didn’t you see what happened ^^ there?
*gets another mic*
*loud feedback*
*Ahem*
Attention all Fail Friends! Karaoke Monday has been cancelled until further notice.
That is all.
Hehe
I think Mondays should be mani/pedi day.
Oooo! Good idea!
*takes off socks and shoes*
I’ll keep mine on until after we find out who our manicurist is…
Judy, share your concerns. We would have to interview the manicurist and hire only the best.
Aw, man! I go to lunch and miss the karaoke? I was going to sing some Bon Jovi!
*pouts*
Don’t hire the folks where I used to go! I still don;t have a left pinky nail!
(It’s more than a little frustrating, let me tell you!)
*ahem*
“Don’t”
Nail fell off. Hurts sometimes. Looks awful.
I don’t get acrylic nails. I usually go for just plain manicures cuz I am so scared of what the chemicals would do to my fingernails.
What did it?
We don’t really know. But it’s been gone for over 9 months.
No major concerns, Leila, just was afraid it was gonna be Fuzz!
oh don’t be afraid —
fu manic cures what n’ails ya
*fleeswithaquicknessheretoforeunknown*
You are a chicken(babakwa) GBF. LOL
How many public speeches have you done GBF?
You know they castrate these bulls more than likely. Just a bit of revenge for the downtrodden.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Don’t taze her, bro!
Filthy peasant!
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government.
Oh but if I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
(I have always thought that “moistened bint” were two of the funniest words in the English language when put together like that!)
Teehee, me too. Makes me giggle. Bint bint bint bint bint bint bint
“Bint” comes from Arabic, meaning “daughter” (lit., “daughter of”). Semitic languages key on consonants — so “bint” is cognate with “son of”, which is transliterated from Arabic as “ibn” or “bin” and from Hebrew as “ben”.
(Fuzz appreciates the forms of words, and those of even-tempered bints who don’t get all out of shape.)
I appreciate that you can give us this word’s origin without being patronizing.
Thank you noticing my attempts to be patronymble.
Hmmm, what you say?
lol kalkofes mattscheibe.
? das ist nicht kalkofes mattscheibe! kalkofes mattscheibe würde so etwas nicht zeigen und wäre auch nicht so unlustig wie das hier.
Pffffftttttt!!!
Pfiti (und Tschüß) = ciao
blödsinn. das ist irgendwas mit maik krüger.
That might be the most humilliating thing I have ever seen in video… GO BULL!!!
Fashion police bull couldn’t stand those tidy-whiteys.
I’ve never understood why anybody actually prefers those. They’re so uncomfortable.
They weren’s so whiteys if you know what I mean.
Especially not after this!
weren’s??? What does that mean?
Ms B, did you give me your cold?
That guy could have been killed, so I felt a little guilty about laughing. But seeing that dude’s shredded underwear swinging from the bull’s horns made me laugh so hard I cried.
The horns were rounded off for the event. No way he could’ve been gored.
Technically, the bull’s massive weight could have crushed the idiotic man to death.
True, but you have to realize that this was an event that was designed for random idiots to mix it up with the bulls. The chances of him actually getting hurt were quite low.
Having been stepped on and butted I have to disagree Cloral. Serious damage is a very likely outcome. I do agree with your original comment concerning the horns.
LOL .. The bull knew exactly what to do! ’cause once the guy wasn’t moving, the bull looked to pick him up through is underwear, that’s no coincidence.. OWNED!
I see London
I see France
I see . . . .
No underpants!
*in Soprano’s accent*
Some cack and balls..
Wow, this one was already old, when I first saw this… At least 10 years ago!
Always wear clean ones in case you get in an accident.
How long are they going to stay clean if you get in an accident?
Depends on what kind of accident you have.
Bill Cosby did a bit about that. I believe it went something like “First you say it, then you do it!”
…And then it gets waved in front of a stadium full of people.
:ick:
Did you ever clickie to find out more about the rustic tomato tart? It’s still my link.
I did indeed. As a fan of all things tomato I might make something like that. Anyways it’s getting to be time for that mandatory french class. The miss 4 times and they fail you one… Good luck all!
Human Nature is so strange!
While being gored by a bull he still tries to hide his parts. The one time in your life that it is acceptable to be naked in an arena and he missed it!
How many opportunities will he get to be naked in front of a full arena…awake?
Hmmm… maybe we should ask Brewski.
You can never get naked too many times!
Brewski!
*pounce!
bulls are fun
Fulls are bun
are funs bull
Buns are full
nuns are dull
Bun fulls are
The lowest form of bread is the bun
Haiku project day 1. I hope you all enjoy.
Brave or stupid man
brings karmic bovine vengeance;
Breeze chills pale backside
Here, here! Author! Author!
*snaps fingers*
*lights a cigar*
AHEM!!!
*holds nose*
*holds up lighter*
*gives high five-seven-five kudos!*
It’s a win, even with no danglies.
Dangling all the way
*hands Judy the evidence*
Walks away and smiles
*looks down at open palm holding….the evidence*
ewww….uh, anybody want these? Please?
What…it’s not that different from a grilled cheese…
Oh, I can’t do it.
Ducking out again, I see.
Oopsie Poopsie.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hate Access and the stupid tables and the stupid queries and the stupid expression errors and…
*leaves room mumbling to herself*
Hmmmm, looks like an acute case of Database Delerium.
Take these two cookies, with the adult beverage of your choice, and a strict regiment of FB, no more databases for the rest of the day.
*squeezes*
I swear it hates me.
*starts sipping on some mojito*
*squeeze*
There, there, dear.
*pat.pat*
Here’s a(n) *insert adult beverage of choice here*
This, too, shall pass.
*divides by zero in the middle of Leila’s Access tables*
There ya go
*runsawaycrying*
Eeeep! We don’t need an implosion today!
So, is it better to work in Excel or Access when creating pivot tables?
*removes zeroes from WN’s keyboard*
*removes vowels from LEILA’s keyboard*
*and y*
*runslikehellonwheels*
Wh t m g ng t d w th BFF?
*sc wls @ BFF as h r ns w *
I prefer Excel, but pivot tables aren’t my forte.
Access is great for joining tables but when it comes to actual reporting Excel is a bit easier IMO. Hope I am not missing out.
It sounds like you know more about it than I do, so probably not.
I think there is always the possibility of doing things a little more efficiently than I know how. Ya know?
Definitely, I’m always on the lookout for the same.
Just compact and repair.
That dude seriously needs to shave his pubes.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
~W. C. Fields
“To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them.”
~Ernest Hemingway
“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.”
~Alfred E. Neuman
“I think he thinks upon the savage bull.
Tush, fear not, man; we’ll tip thy horns with gold
And all Europa shall rejoice at thee.”
Leave it to ol’ Billy Shakespeare to put the words “bull” and “tush” in the same quote!
hahaaahahahahahahhaa….
this video = life.. <3
Life = being ferociously gored by a bull, and having to bare your buttocks to a laughing audience?!
Seems like it, some days.
Now I’m afraid to enter adult society.
As well you should. Just don’t do it!!!!!
Just say no, BFF.
There are payoffs, they just seem to sometimes be few and far between.
For instance, right now, things are grrrrrrreat in my world. Whereas the previous 8 months, not so much.
Sympathizes !!!
Go team Bull!
♪ DAAAA Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls!
DAAAA Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls, da Bulls! ♫
That would be Durham, no?
*Tries to breathe through his eye-lids.*
Go team Venture!
This is serious crisis, I want new fails, not one hunderd times seen fails.
Alert the poice!
How can I help you?
Thank goodness your here Constable! Just look at that sentence of Piggy’s! The horror!!!
aaah…you touched my tralala…my ding ding dong…
*Removes any and all red*
*Finishes steak*
*Waits for bull to calm a bit*
*High fives bull*
*bull high fives back*
*I sneak in and steals wallet*
*secret squeeze*
that guy was a dumbass
More like a numbass, really. But let’s not quibble….
RAPE!!!!!
IS NEVER FUNNY AND IT’S A DISGRACE THE WORD IS BEING THROWN AROUND LIKE THIS IN MODERN SOCIETY!!!!!
*squeeze*
Hmm. I am awaiting moderation again? It seems the word r*pe may be another magic word to summon the blog monster. I had a comment on the military and it’s stance on people who laugh about rape, but oh well it’s gone now.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
“Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you’re here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?”
“Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”
thats two weeks for you, mister.
*ahem*
♪”Grab the bull by the horns,”
The old adage goes.
Nobody tells you where to go from there.
Stupidity pulling you, you jump on into the ring,
then you get your A$$ flung into the air♪
*waits to see what Avis will do to Qwaz*
*”Entering Zero Gravity”*
*Jumps up to ceiling*
What did I do this time??
I believe Karaoke has been canceled, at least for today. The last singer was whacked with something shellacked.
*hums “Shellac the Monkey” quietly to self*
They still play 78s?
♫ She just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues ♫
lol i think the bull was really going for the pants
OMFG!!!!!11!!11!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MEGA PWN!
Did the bull die?
*dyes the bull*
*eyes the bull*
lol … many of your comments have been on target for a smile today, 5eagles
really fuzz! I done good eh kid LOL . And it 4 eagle5finches/5spiders/1 fox I am officially collecting animals.
Want the neighbors’ cats that think my strawberry bed is their latrine? Add 6 cats to your name. And they ain’t cool.
Put mothballs around your garden Judy. Cats and all animals hate the smell. Use dog and human hair clippings on young plants to stop rabbits from eating shoots.
In other Fail blog news… Rachael S agrees that it’s not an Audi Fail, but a BMW Win.
you made me lol, ‘mate
Film at 11?
Billboard at 14th?
FIRST!
Welcome to gold old buckeye.
*squeeze*
making them panties drop
Miguel Angel Marin Faci’s moment of fame (or era of fame since this video is 12 years old)
Its late we should start a fire and roast a beef.
*Cough*
It’s already dusty in here.
What happened?
There was a rootin tootin good time ya all.
*rootins tootins*
hey shadowthesniper you are like a bull in a china nation shop
*stamps feet knocks over Chinese person*
sorry
*bumps into another person*
And I suddenly take over Qwaz’s job as random video guy.
*squeezes Qwaz*
NFSW, but here you go:
Oh, and if you listen closely, you will learn why Alice is on a boat, and why you should take a good hard look at the Muther F!cking boat.
are you a CSS playa captain?
I used to be. I played on some bad servers though, so I mainly stick to Team Fortress 2, nowadays.
What is this? Counterstrike?
Never really got a chance to play any of that.
What is this counter strike what Qwaz am I hearing you right!
Which reminds me:
Nice job, bull!
Rocky and Bull Win-kle.
Of all the fails to miss while on vacation…
Ah well. I feel not-so-alone now.
But really, he should have stood proud! What’s with this pull-the-shirt-down nonsense?
Seriously; if you got it, flaunt it.
I hope your parents are still enjoying their visit!
*squeeze!*
*SNORKROFFLE!!*
Judy, I first read that as, “I hope your pants are still enjoying their visit!”
Und so, lay back und tell me more.
Well first my underwear got hooked, then well take your worst wedgie and bring that X20 the pain and that’s what happened in a nutshell.
I am interested in your choice of the word “nutshell”.
It’s bed time. Tuck in the little ones.
And because no one can put you children to sleep like Dick van Dyke (No, I don’t mean he’s boring, far from it.):
Is it just me, or does it look like that bull has done this a few times? He pulled that guy’s pants off like a mother changing the diapers on her tenth kid.
“Can I get a light?”
Spoken by a pastor from the pulpit. He wanted the light turned on, not a smoke. LOL
it looks like somebody called the carma police on him
OLD
Fail.
This clip is older than most of the people commenting on it.
Those of you who are calling ‘karma’ probably have no idea what happens to the bulls in actual bullfights. And of course people get gored to death by bulls, I’m not denying that. More power to the bull for being the one to take a humane, nonfatal solution.
Old
the bull is going to rape him.
why does it sound like the crowd is laughing when he gets
hit in the first part when he doesn’t loose his pants yet?
jajajaja, aguante el toro!
El de arriba se la come D:
yo dawgs did failblog stop uploading fail videos on youtub?
Did he die?
Poor guy, he just got bullied
FIRST
Oh my… i’d have deficated in my pants for sure.
Just knowing that somewhere someone is always gonna be doing something stupid and it will be caught on video, makes life worth living.
This fail should be renamed to “Censor Fail”. I saw more of that guy than I needed to
Scared the pants offa that guy.
they look like pink thongs
Bulls hate pants
Commentator says:
Oh,one goes down,and he does what you do in such a position,you play dead man
I always thought the Spanish were crazy…..
But now I can see their nuts…..
*_*