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FIRST
first to comment on stupid first comment
Second…
Third…
HOMERUN!!!!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
*starts ripping limbs off of a guy*
*foams at mouth*
*crowd screams and tries to get away from the madman*
First non-fàggot
Yep. Sure does.
noz i iz!
Shadow the sniper c. c. c.
… yeah that was gaaay,
if laconejita is reading this get off the @#$%ing internet you suck
FU( K OFF!
its the rare pokemon #499 – spidymon -
#500 is Hulkmon
use rage, its very effective
how about thrash attack?
What about #501-Batmanmon
#502 is more powerful: EdemaBanditmon.
You guys are thinking of Digimon… Pokemon didn’t shove ‘mon’ on the end of all their creatures
im the first to catch ‘em all
You need a heavy course of antibiotics.
And you need to stay away from door knobs and toilet seats from now on.
*dashes into thread to say HI to all my old FB friends*
*HUGS!*
What the…?! Hi! You’ll like the fail that just showed up
yeah actually they kinda did…
Then we have the special Edwardmon. Just one look at him defeats any PokeMon. Not to mention, his special glitter attack.
#503 Supermon
#420 Rastamon
(sign, sign, pass, vibration)
#Quatre cent vingt-et-un: (morning amour, mon)
#Quatre cent pas-de-deux (morning amour, *poke ‘n’ moan*)
Cinemax’s new animated series?
LOL its a legandary!
Nice pokemon
OH NO! TEAM ROCKET! SPIDERMAN I CHOOSE YOU!
first
first fail!
Spiderman used string shot –
its very effective
I’d not let him use his String shot attack, it can be “misunderstood” (see MUCH earlier fail, just search Spiderman fail here at failblog, and you’ll see…)
You poke, you mon.
Good morning ladies and gents.
*squeeze*
(this is for failblog regulars mostly)
*looks around for regulars*
Where?
‘Morning!
*waves to Brewski from top of tank*
Over here!
*salutes*
*dives into bunker*
General, we’re being invaded! We need to reinforce our defences!
Nothing to fear! Here’s our strategy
*lays giant map of FailBlog comments section on table*
The Grammar Correction infantry strike here, and then the Witty Riposte division attack from there. The Innuendo fleet strikes from behind here, and the Pun-Runners form a defensive shield right here. Got that, soldier?
The Failblog Force to the rescue! Thank God you and Brewski are here to save us.
Anniebunny reporting for duty! *squeezes*
The Enterprise is on full alert and ready to engage
the enemy.
Innuendo fleet reporting for, um, “duty”.
Rumrunners reporting for. . .er-um.
Devil in a shining red dress reporting for, um, err, redrum.
Punters reporting for, um…hmm.
Gabriel reporting fer-um, red letter day.
Magnets reporting attractively ferr, um…
us
Lictor reporting to, for-um, red fa(s)ces.
Anyone reporting for, um, Ferris? Ferris? Anyone?
Devil with a blue dress, blue dress on…
good mornin
what? what are you sqeezing?
S2pid kids!
I haven’t had S2 in a long time
I made S2 last week. It was quite nomable
HOW DO I SHOT WEB
Go hide on a rooftop, then flail your hand about until it works. That should keep you occupied for a while.
i want that hat so bad
Like this.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/01/17/substance-fail/
Spiderman, I choose you! *pokemon theme*
…scary yet entertaining
still very scary though
These new generation pokémon are getting ridiculous.
The interesting thing is that the word ’spider’ is ‘pók’ (pronounced ‘poke’) in Hungarian.
Wow! You’re right that is interesting! Hmm I don’t believe this is a coincidince either … *dum dum duuum*
Are you seriously suggesting Nintendo has Hungarian origiins?
I thought it was from Japan
good morning
*squeeze*
Don’t laugh. We are serious.
:[
Why so serious?
*pokes Joker*
Now that I poked, will you make me pay?
Oh yes.
*devilish grin*
Eeep! That Heath-Ledger-esque grin freaks me out!
*looks at Jeep that is conveniently parked and idling nearby*
Here, this will take care of you.
*puts Joker in driver’s seat*
I suspect this Jeep will be careening off a cliff before long…
Hey! Untie me at once! What? Is this jeep moving? Towards that cliff?! Wait! WAIT! WA-AAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!
*jeep plummets off clif*
*huge explosion*
*dusts self off*
Well, my work is done here. I just hope that was really the Joker. Or a BondFan clone disguised as the Joker, and not the real BondFan.
*Plots method to do in Barney*
*races to scene in jeep*
Thank god you killed him off! He was one of our most unstable clones, and we didn’t know what to do with him!
We are offing Barney? *dons small helmet and steel toe boots* I’m ready, Sarge. We can use GBF’s new jeep.
But…he loves you! And you love him!
And … with a great big hug and a kiss from him to you,
you’ll could be in a family way!
y’all could, too!
*turns purple*
I’ll could?! *procures giant purple prophylactic*
oh yes we will
this is piontless trying to get it to resond to the
right comment screw you laconejita i blame you
anyone who Knows laconejita please tell her about
this post
Erm, I thought you caught them in those ball things, not nets, ah well, shows how old I am, just can’t keep up with this modern rubbish!
Good morning K@ the custard fairy.
*squeeze*
(pokemon topic again)
The good old days.
He got caught in his own web? Tangled in a web of deceit perhaps…
gotta catch em all
… just like flies
(in a web, any size).
Look out!
Here comes teh weather, man!Cloudy, with a chance of spidermen.
Whenever there's a hang up,you'll find teh one-piece, sleeveless dress, or a skirt with straps and a complete or partial bodice, usually worn over a blouse by women and children man.
Said the hooker sitting near me in the clinic waiting room this morning.
Wheres the fail? I mean, Spidey IS a Pokemon, isnt he?
And Pikachu is a Marvel Comics superhero.
What next? Greymon?
Rasta, Mon! Find your I-man, and you’ll be irie!
*looks for Mt Zion, where enormous spliff was last seen*
Hye, mon! Listen to da funky tune in ma name! Clickie!
Mon-ument to spiderman, pokemon, and digimon.
Is that a confederate flag?
FAIL
So Marvel is shared betwen Disney and Nintendo?
Hey, in business anything could happen.
Barbie condoms
see!!!!1!! your not the only one with a long name
Those shows take me way back.
♫ Nobody knows who you are! ♪
♫Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
‘Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)♫
♪ Who can it be now? ♪
♪Who do you think you are? Mr. Big Stuff…♪
Who’s that Pokemon? It’s spiderman! “*pokemon yell* spider spiderman!”.
I wanna be, the very best
Holy crap, it’s a rare Pokémon: the shiny Spiderman! I got a Master Ball here with your name on it…
Vegeta, the Pokemon’s on my back! I’ll use Rock Smash!
…
It self-destructed. I hate it when I do that…
*it used selfdestruct
And I forgot that the master ball part is from YGO abridged, not DBZ abridged. My hair could’ve better taken a YGO abridged reference then. In America!
Wild Spiderman appears! Pokeball go!
…Yes I’m implying that spiderman doesn’t need to be attacked to be captured.
*Quietly opens champagne*
I have just finished my last essay, hence todays absence.
*jumps around*
Get up, get up and get down, k@!
)
(Or drunk, you deserve it
*jumpas*Thank you- now I just have my exams to look forward to, good job they are in October, not too long to wait! *facepalm*
Hope everyone is hunky dory?
Extra fail: they spelled Pokémon wrong.
FIRST!
Ignore the above thread
shouldn’t there be a win in there somewhere?
also the comments start to get further from the subject, aroung half way down i got lost and startedmy comment
lolololol
111th, YEAAAAHHHH
in total you are no 612229
3117 actually
cheak the url
Nope, i prefer to check it
damn you dictionary
You don’t damn it, it damns you
i burns it i damns you
I recommends special school for you!
Get a life and proper Grammar. Thanks very much!
112th, WOHOOOOOOOOO
113th, GOOOOOO MEEEEEE
114th, WHAT A STREAK!!!!11!!1!!!!!!111!!!
you are tha lamest troll on this website
You are the lamest guy lamenting about trolls on this site
BTW: *hands dictionary*
i allready have a dictionary now stop wasting space and get on with real failblogging or get off of the website
Nah, I ain’t getting off, i shall just leave
cya later
Bow down suckers, I’m 115th!
*refuses to bow down*
*cuts with troll sword*
God, that shardy piece of crap? That ain’t a sword, that’s your Mom’s frying pan. Go home get something to eat kiddo!
Well, he finally went home… Damn kids nowadays.. I’m outta here
the sword is the sharpest thing in the world it kills you instantley now stop being a total ass
Two words for you:
Punctuation!
instantly
Hold on. I got a few problems with that. LIES and LIES.
go yump off of a damn cliff! along with stranger0815
I herd u ilek spiderman!
I Choose You! Spiderman!
Spiderman attacks with Sling Shot…. its Super Effective against all other living organisms including itself! the only way to catch said spiderman is to combine all pokeballs making…. the SUPER MEGA AWESOME CRAZY MOFO BALL!
I had no idea Pokeballs had emotions, and were able to copulate. And the fact that they had mothers.
get a life.
who the hell mistakes spiderman as a pokemon?!
do u like Peter Parker?
Who knew nintendo would start endorsing Spiderman on one of their most profitable game’s merchandise!
Everyone gets one.
spiderman could pwn pikachu
Spideymon! I choose you!
*sigh* sad to see such mockery of some of my favorite childhood things.
i get it, no accent mark on the e.
Spiderman is not part of the Pokemans.
No he is from the Justice League.
he is part of of the wu tang clan STUPID!
This is my favorite pokemon.
Dude then you need to check my poermans out, iz got like 6 level 90 pidermanz!
Quick, press B!
Oh I’d use the Masterball on Spiderman anyway!
I just bet you would….
its a Spiderman fail.
It isn’t even shiny?
Damn, this is why Chinese people/$.99 stores can’t be trusted…
and it probably doesnt even know spiderman xD (damm pokemon generation )
These r the kind of things that make me want to cry.
Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a Pokemon can!
this is what happens when Nintendo loses ideas
This is a serious kick in the pokeballs…
Amg spider man be a pokemon?
you’d have to understand that Ash caught spiderman fair and square. his ass belongs to Ash now.
What this? Spider Man’s evolving!
that could just as easily be a spiderman fail
spidermn is Pokemon!!!
Oh, I get the fail.
It should be written Pokémon with the accent.
This comment … is another fail…
Somewhere in China…
Employer: “Hey guys, make a spiderman cap, we need to rip-off more people. Here’s the picture”
Designer: “Oh, a Spidermon cap? I guess it’s Digimon”
Embroiderer: “Oh, Pokemon? Gotcha! Let’s put the name here, and it’s ready!”
And that’s how it was done. Or something, can’t be sure.
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on!
time for my random post of the day and today the topick IS…
*spins wheel of madness*
UNRELATED INTER-RAP! k.
in order to achieve my state of mind, my declaration is a combination of meditation and medication. this rhyme goes out to all the mental patients hopping their way strange across this grand old nation. we’re better than them my crazies and mentalmen, those in touch with their realities are often caught by technicalities. we respresent what they’ve tried to prevent, we’re over-zealous and thats why all the regulars are jealous. my hobbies are watching atom bombs, making fun of your moms you can call me odd, I’ll only stand up, laugh and applaud. i’m the psycho ninja, watcha gonna do? fight with honor fight with socks and smash your testies too. half hispanic, half caucasian, yet the japanese insida me is totally ragin’. if you need someone that is mental you see then ‘member R-E-G-I-N-A-L-D.
oh my god. I think I have a pep-rally in my pants.
*insane laugh*
spiderpokemon
SPIDYachu
Hahaha, very funny.
Check this out Pokemon monster collection!!
Do you know how many Pokemon monsters are there? Answer: 493.
http://kogaiga.com/Pokemon-monster-collection/ff6ee2a6-d8fe-11de-a674-90e6ba3ead34/battle.html
That’s one ugly pokemon…
They also make elephant shapped pikachu bowls.
FAIL over ALL FAILS! That’s an INSULT to POKEMON!!!
shit i would buy that. somethin i both love Pokemon and spider man in one.
A wild Spiderman appears!
I wonder what is the fail – the Spiderman on the Pokemon cap or the Pokemon title on Spiderman cap
spiderman i choose you. spider-spiderman
use web shot!
What’s funny about this, is that it was found when I was in Taiwan, while i was visiting a Temple. It was in the gift shop. I should have bought one xD