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	<title>Comments on: Mascara Ad Fail</title>
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		<title>By: keke</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-806568</link>
		<dc:creator>keke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IM TROLLIN!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IM TROLLIN!!!</p>
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		<title>By: BeccaLovezYou(:</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-716659</link>
		<dc:creator>BeccaLovezYou(:</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ugh i have this stuff,it doesnt even work.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ugh i have this stuff,it doesnt even work.</p>
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		<title>By: Grace</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-707938</link>
		<dc:creator>Grace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now this mascara is for hair exactly where?  ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now this mascara is for hair exactly where?  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: TryedIt@Home</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-676607</link>
		<dc:creator>TryedIt@Home</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Way for the mascara people to bring this into the light for all to know, way to go big corporation!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Way for the mascara people to bring this into the light for all to know, way to go big corporation!</p>
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		<title>By: Alice</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-632199</link>
		<dc:creator>Alice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fail blog failed on this one im afraid :/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fail blog failed on this one im afraid :/</p>
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		<title>By: Ecko</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-619585</link>
		<dc:creator>Ecko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An epic fail! I saw the advert and it says &quot;Are you ready to be turned on with new vibrating Mascara?&quot; I lol&#039;d so hard it hurt!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An epic fail! I saw the advert and it says &#8220;Are you ready to be turned on with new vibrating Mascara?&#8221; I lol&#8217;d so hard it hurt!</p>
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		<title>By: yeahok</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-619514</link>
		<dc:creator>yeahok</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how is this a fail srsly it was just a bad use of words. no fail. a fail is if someone leans over a barrier and falls off while cursing somebody or something. srsly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how is this a fail srsly it was just a bad use of words. no fail. a fail is if someone leans over a barrier and falls off while cursing somebody or something. srsly.</p>
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		<title>By: melody</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-619134</link>
		<dc:creator>melody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i bought this and surprisingly it works well. its vibration is REALLY small and easy to use. but, its like $10 and not worth it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i bought this and surprisingly it works well. its vibration is REALLY small and easy to use. but, its like $10 and not worth it.</p>
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		<title>By: melody</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-619132</link>
		<dc:creator>melody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i actually bought that to see if it works. it does work really well, but i wouldnt buy it a second time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i actually bought that to see if it works. it does work really well, but i wouldnt buy it a second time.</p>
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		<title>By: Molly</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-618673</link>
		<dc:creator>Molly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know a girl who uses that mascara for just that purpose.
XD
So, is that a fail on top of a fail?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know a girl who uses that mascara for just that purpose.<br />
XD<br />
So, is that a fail on top of a fail?</p>
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		<title>By: Frozensock</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-616422</link>
		<dc:creator>Frozensock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hehe, i laughed so much when this ad came on tv.
my dad couldn&#039;t stop either lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hehe, i laughed so much when this ad came on tv.<br />
my dad couldn&#8217;t stop either lol</p>
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		<title>By: jeffrey</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-615329</link>
		<dc:creator>jeffrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now you can have a dual purpose pocket rocket</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now you can have a dual purpose pocket rocket</p>
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		<title>By: Mel</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-615265</link>
		<dc:creator>Mel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This really needs to be a WIN</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This really needs to be a WIN</p>
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		<title>By: youlikethayboomboompow</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-615213</link>
		<dc:creator>youlikethayboomboompow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wooooww</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wooooww</p>
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		<title>By: Defender</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-614065</link>
		<dc:creator>Defender</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For your whispering eye XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For your whispering eye XD</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613999</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i saw a commercial for this and thought it was a joke. besides the masturbation jokes, it&#039;s not even a practical product. it seems like it would hit your eyes more then lashes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i saw a commercial for this and thought it was a joke. besides the masturbation jokes, it&#8217;s not even a practical product. it seems like it would hit your eyes more then lashes.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613953</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not only is it not a fail, it&#039;s a complete win.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only is it not a fail, it&#8217;s a complete win.</p>
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		<title>By: Dirty Hippy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613905</link>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Hippy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHA Masterbation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHA Masterbation.</p>
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		<title>By: little miss olga</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613687</link>
		<dc:creator>little miss olga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marketing innuendo aside, actually does serve a purpose...to apply mascara properly to coat all lashes, you&#039;re supposed to wiggle the wand as you drag it down the lashes.  This vibrating mascara supposedly eliminates the need to....um...manually wiggle the wand.  (If you know what I mean.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marketing innuendo aside, actually does serve a purpose&#8230;to apply mascara properly to coat all lashes, you&#8217;re supposed to wiggle the wand as you drag it down the lashes.  This vibrating mascara supposedly eliminates the need to&#8230;.um&#8230;manually wiggle the wand.  (If you know what I mean.)</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613307</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nope...I have a Clinique Super Powder ad on my page...lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nope&#8230;I have a Clinique Super Powder ad on my page&#8230;lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Wolfram</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613277</link>
		<dc:creator>Wolfram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wouldn&#039;t this be a win, then?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn&#8217;t this be a win, then?</p>
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		<title>By: BiN4RY</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613213</link>
		<dc:creator>BiN4RY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did anyone else notice that there is always a Mascara ad on the top right of this page?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone else notice that there is always a Mascara ad on the top right of this page?</p>
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		<title>By: Caleb</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613140</link>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s a trap!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a trap!</p>
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		<title>By: C.C. Halifax</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613024</link>
		<dc:creator>C.C. Halifax</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This reminds me of a song...

♫Bleeding, mascara, lips are trembling♫</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This reminds me of a song&#8230;</p>
<p>♫Bleeding, mascara, lips are trembling♫</p>
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		<title>By: 5 eagles/finches/spiders C.C.C.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-613016</link>
		<dc:creator>5 eagles/finches/spiders C.C.C.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes with butter. A pine larva in good heated to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes with butter. A pine larva in good heated to.</p>
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		<title>By: chrexp</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612914</link>
		<dc:creator>chrexp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vibrating mascara. Maybe she&#039;s born with it. Maybe it&#039;s Maybelline.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vibrating mascara. Maybe she&#8217;s born with it. Maybe it&#8217;s Maybelline.</p>
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		<title>By: slatfatf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612906</link>
		<dc:creator>slatfatf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>jump to the left, step tp the right
put your hands on your hips
bring your knees in tight</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>jump to the left, step tp the right<br />
put your hands on your hips<br />
bring your knees in tight</p>
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		<title>By: slatfatf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612905</link>
		<dc:creator>slatfatf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you want us to come over you? 

do you have any mascara?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you want us to come over you? </p>
<p>do you have any mascara?</p>
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		<title>By: slatfatf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612901</link>
		<dc:creator>slatfatf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what?  a picture of an eye? that would take some doin&#039;.

</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what?  a picture of an eye? that would take some doin&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: slatfatf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612899</link>
		<dc:creator>slatfatf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gimme paw</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gimme paw</p>
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		<title>By: slatfatf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612898</link>
		<dc:creator>slatfatf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>all those in favour, say &quot;eye&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>all those in favour, say &#8220;eye&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: slatfatf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612897</link>
		<dc:creator>slatfatf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh that&#039;s the fail?
 i thought it was the comma after &#039;now&#039; that was the fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh that&#8217;s the fail?<br />
 i thought it was the comma after &#8216;now&#8217; that was the fail.</p>
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		<title>By: dilettante</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612895</link>
		<dc:creator>dilettante</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol @ Jenny, and sorry I thought you were younger, Emperor. And no, you do NOT act like a 15 year-old, but what with all the whippersnappers on this site I can&#039;t keep up :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol @ Jenny, and sorry I thought you were younger, Emperor. And no, you do NOT act like a 15 year-old, but what with all the whippersnappers on this site I can&#8217;t keep up <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: kannadzuki</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612891</link>
		<dc:creator>kannadzuki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here you go. Help yourself to more if you like. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here you go. Help yourself to more if you like. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Timothy of Fail (supports CCC in FAILBLOG.ORG)</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612823</link>
		<dc:creator>Timothy of Fail (supports CCC in FAILBLOG.ORG)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Impossible... a Mascara dildo... Not on my list for my girlfriend!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Impossible&#8230; a Mascara dildo&#8230; Not on my list for my girlfriend!</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612820</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612820</guid>
		<description>Also for men who like to &quot;pump up the volume&quot;...lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also for men who like to &#8220;pump up the volume&#8221;&#8230;lol</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612819</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612819</guid>
		<description>What&#039;s next, squirting lipstick?  Oh, wait, nm...already done...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s next, squirting lipstick?  Oh, wait, nm&#8230;already done&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612818</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612818</guid>
		<description>Would you like your worm microwaved or not?  :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would you like your worm microwaved or not?  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612817</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612817</guid>
		<description>There is a reason, churn churn churn...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a reason, churn churn churn&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612816</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612816</guid>
		<description>I agree Jasmine; hard enough to keep my hands steady to apply mascara or eyeliner, add vibration to that...dang, my eyes are burning just thinking about it!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree Jasmine; hard enough to keep my hands steady to apply mascara or eyeliner, add vibration to that&#8230;dang, my eyes are burning just thinking about it!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612813</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612813</guid>
		<description>yup, you got it in one...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yup, you got it in one&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612812</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612812</guid>
		<description>Nah...Chef&#039;s Salty Chocolate Balls is better...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nah&#8230;Chef&#8217;s Salty Chocolate Balls is better&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612810</link>
		<dc:creator>Sher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612810</guid>
		<description>Pass the Mojito please... :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pass the Mojito please&#8230; <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612796</link>
		<dc:creator>Dragonwriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612796</guid>
		<description>*sigh*

*gets a ShamWow to clean up squee*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*sigh*</p>
<p>*gets a ShamWow to clean up squee*</p>
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		<title>By: Sean</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612787</link>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612787</guid>
		<description>Well, I should definitely get that for a girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I should definitely get that for a girl.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612779</link>
		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612779</guid>
		<description>I&#039;ve been waiting for someone to do this one for ages! I&#039;ve been laughing at the commercials since they started. It&#039;s a two way fail...innuendo + too lazy to apply your own mascara!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been waiting for someone to do this one for ages! I&#8217;ve been laughing at the commercials since they started. It&#8217;s a two way fail&#8230;innuendo + too lazy to apply your own mascara!</p>
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		<title>By: Gordon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612776</link>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612776</guid>
		<description>I think it&#039;s all a reference to something a troll-esque person said. Whatever it is, it&#039;s kinda fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s all a reference to something a troll-esque person said. Whatever it is, it&#8217;s kinda fun.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny w/ Warts the Hog</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612775</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenny w/ Warts the Hog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612775</guid>
		<description>I dunno - I thought you wanted to &amp; everyone else seems to be gone.
Goodnight!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dunno &#8211; I thought you wanted to &amp; everyone else seems to be gone.<br />
Goodnight!</p>
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		<title>By: Gordon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612774</link>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612774</guid>
		<description>That, Qwaz, was genius!
:wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That, Qwaz, was genius!<br />
 <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Qwaz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/09/20/mascara-ad-fail/#comment-612773</link>
		<dc:creator>Qwaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=25721#comment-612773</guid>
		<description>I&#039;m not getting a good vibe off of this fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not getting a good vibe off of this fail.</p>
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