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Who would name their child that >.<
Parent would.
Don’t tell him your name Pike!!!!!!
“That’s not a name, it’s a fish.”
That’s not a fish, it’s a weapon.
Looks like it’s T. S. on me for posting without thinking it through.
its not a weapon it is the name of a dog.
That’s not a dog, it’s a road.
Sorry for killing your comment Dilettante. But look at the bright side, now it’s been pre-disastered.
Oh, I can’t stay mad at you, punkin. You slay me.
Now I feel like a webkin. Hee! Hee!
what are webkins
All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it’s swell. And you come along and tell me I’m a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me?
You’re gloating! C’mon, man, get away from here!
Please don’t use your secret weapon on me. I thought we were playing Garp not slayer.
I saw Christian Slater running around in his underpants
I saw Mary Portas on a Geography expedition yesterday, in Bromley (don’t ask)!
I saw Michael Wood of history documentary fame once. I said ‘F*ck me, it’s Michael Wood’ really loudly. He looked at me with absolute disgust.
go %$@# yourself
That’s no weapon, it’s a moon!
Raw fish?
Pike…your name shall also go on ze list!
I don’tt know, who would be a stupid prick to give themselves an unpronouncably long name on Failblog?
No Idea Stranger, No Idea…
I have no idea who he’s talking about.
Shall we all shorten our names so people don’t hurt their eyes reading them?
That would be an excellent idea.
But how far do we go?
Until we can only be recognized by our avatars.
How about now?
Now, that would present a problem. Perhaps a hint in the name is needed.
See? No web address & Anarchy ensues!
My god, you’re right! Very well, initials are the bare minimum for a shortened name.
Ah,but who’s initials?
They must be your own, surely?
Don’t start calling each other by initials, please, lest this whole comments section turn into a giant guessing game… Or an episode of Countdown.
I’ll have a vowel please, Carol.
*hands GBF an “e”.
Heyyy… where’d “J” get that “E” from?
I dunno
The guy working the picture missed the name template day in school
You mean shool? (See previous fail)
*greets Last, Name*
Welcome to the neighborhood, call Neighborhood.
*(I mean Last Name, Name)*
Mister Last Name did!
Yeahh, and I heard his wife’s maiden name was Default_Surname.
Imagine if they’d gone with “name default_surname-last_name” for their son! I heard that’s how he’s known in location .
nice name there bro.
instead of going second, third or whatever why don’t you just lol
what?
First name last name!
LMAO!
OMG!!!
whats your name ?
SAY IT!! *slap*
Michelle! Michelle!
♪♫ Michelle, my belle. These are words that go together well… ♪♫
your just hitting keys and hoping the letters you hit make sense
Name’s my first name AND my last name!
screw you and go @#$% your self
so what, you want fuzz to do you and then finish on you?
I meant to post that here…
Your Comment
In Location
On Date
Time and Place
Hey, I was there once too!
I was there once three..
I was there once be4…
I’m always there!
Some Guy. Somewhere.
Humm…
I say it was some guy, somewhere, with some weapon.
Or not.
*checks cards in the middle*
Oooh, some gal. Close.
*squeeze*
*Squeezes back!*
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Hey why didn’t my comment post?
you never asked…
*chuckles*
Very funny *sarcasm*
…oops! miss-read a little.
It’s OK!
Your Comment
*reply’s*
*board explode’s*
Wow, that is so fail… Why didnt they fill in the template..
Maybe it’s his real name.
Mr Name Last Name.
He must have a really hard time booking hotels or filling out forms.
First Name: Name
Middle Initial: L
Last Name: Name
Current Address: In Location
Date of Birth: (Month)/(Day)/(Year)
Hey, it beats John Doe.
what about Jane Doe?
No, no that’s all wrong. Everyone knows of their domestic issues. John Doe beats Jane Doe.
“John doe: Yes or No, have you stopped beating your wife, Jane?”
And he’s the best reporter we’ve got in the Location bureau!
Probably forgot to ’save’
Witty, sarcastic comment.
Unnecessary obscenity.
*Snickers*
Start of word-play thread involving various chocolate bars.
Stated offence
*containers*
Action of squeezing.
Reciprocal action.
That’s sort of jarring, Marius.
Sorry, I need to stop letting things bottle up inside me.
You need to urn your keep, mister. Don’t hamper yourself with the small stuff!
I’ve bin under so much pressure it’s made me a basket case.
This is another crate pun-run, you guys!
Definitely some out-of-the-box thinking.
I see we’re having a barrel of laughs. Mr. Scott, have you seen any nuclear wessels?
I’d love to stay and punnet some more but it’s time for me to packet in.
*Going to Applebee’s for some twofers and half price appetizers*
Oh, how I wish I could join in. If only I could think of something. I thought I had it in the bag, but I’m having trouble thinking outside the box.
*Sulks*
Yeah, it sacks to have creative blocks like that, doesn’t it? When that happens, I think of places I haven’t bin and try visiting them.
Name Change Fail. >_<;
Emoticon.
Hey, I think I recognize this! It was in some city. they were doing some kind of local fluff news story.
Me too! It was from some generic news corporation, and the report was interesting/funny/cloyingly cutesy (circle one)
Maybe it was for a shool project.
Cunnilingus Cutesy? Wasn’t that the name of the stripper who had a pole in their locker back in high shool?
news local to the city, or news on ‘local fluff’ (as can be found in belly buttons and ..other places…?
..also, why is it always blue?????
Why is what always blue? The sky? The sea? The blood of the Royal Family?
Whales.
Curses up a streak
Drinks a lovely
nun!
I liked the unedited version better.
*Sings moon. *
Don’t it make your brown eyes?
Me!
oh my! Judy’s working!
Suite Judy eyes
Otter: “Repeat after me: l…. State your name.”
Pledges: “l…state your name.”
Otter: “…do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat.”
Plledges “…do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat.”…
Oh, ‘el!
Teacher: I shall ask you some questions, you must reply verbally. Okay? What’s your name?
Student: Verbally.
Good thing she didn’t say orally!!!!
Which reminds me of this hilarious coutroom transcript:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
By ‘eck!
Nice, but Hoover was the Pledge Committee President.
wow news fail sometimes but maybe his name is name
I wonder if they have this on the Probably Bad News site. That site is fabulous (of course, so is Fail Blog).
Did you see that Giggles the lap dog showed up there?
What’s in a name? That which we call a name
in any other location would smell as sweet.
The glory and the nothing of a name.
Good alone is good without a name.
That every word doth almost tell my name.
Lo, here in one line is his name twice writ. . .
Alone again, naturally. (nameless)
i guess that could be concidered a racist fail too.. black man not good enough to have a name.
That comment could suggest you’re a subconscious racist, as no-one so far has thought of that yet, and you seem to make this bizarre connection between the colo(u)r of his skin and the fail.
na just looked at what people said and had to come up with something no one has so far
maybe im the only one who dare to say/type it.. but ill be a good boy and not say anything elts to that manor.
Keep daring, and you may find yourself being isolated from the rest of us. Racist jokes are not funny, along with sexist, homophobic and other bigoted quips.
ok im saying thats the only one im going to do.. no more from me as far as that goes
I can do better.
How about he doesn’t need a name as they all look the same anyway.
Seriously. What did that large house ever do to you?
It glares mockingly at him from behind its gate and shrubbery.
how did you know? dang houses and their shrubbery
But it’s a nice shrubbery, and not to expensive.
With a path in the middle?
BTW… Tag! You’re it!
*wonders why DuRêve just tagged himself*
I hear he’s into that these days.
To each his own, I suppose.
*tags blue J*
No fair! I wasn’t ready!
*chases AA*
Oo! A yellow-crested blue J!
Those are rare and wonderful things.
*squeeze*
*weekend group SKA-WEEEZE!*
*squeeze!*
Hey, dragon!
“SKA-WEEeZE”? Sure, I can do that!
*SKA-WEEEZE!*
Hee!
Give one to Andypie from us, too, okay?
Honey, if I squeeze him anymore, he’ll likely burst! It’s nice to have him feeling better again. *contented sigh*
Hee hee! Give him our squeeze tomorrow when the squeeze-swelling has gone down.
Will do!
OK, a hot chocolate, then off to bed. G’nite, all! *squeezes*
Sleep well Judy.
*weekendfailpeepsqueeze*
Mmmm. Now I’m jonesing for a Mexican hot chocolate with just a touch of spicy chile in it and a dollop of unsweetened cream on top.
*goodnightseeyoutomorrowsqueeze!*
Oh, don’t mind that. I was just feeling a tad lonely so I started playing with myself.
Wait. That didn’t sound right, did it?
*scootches out of the room, away from DuReve.*
*closes door*
*sneaks away from room*
*finds another door and closes it*
So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.
“Name by name but not by nature. I alway say that, don’t I Vicky boy?”
He doesn’t even have a location. It’s like he’s a figment of our imaginations.
But is Last his middle name or part of his last name?
That’s a good point. He could be “Name-Last Name”.
What if it is typed last name first? That would make him Name Name-Last.
Or maybe, he’s in fact called “In Location” and the place behind him is called “Name Last Name”.
Or, he is in the witless protection program and they can not release his real name or whereabouts.
Yeah, his current name is better than “Mud”.
Well that one was already doctored.
Par A Dox
Dixie Normous
Dim W Ity
Noe P Lace
Inser N Ame
Can anyone think of more?
Stu Pedd
F Ail
Miste R Sir
Justin Case.
I love his face XD
“…. really?”
Ahh, laziness at its finest!
This isn’t the first time that my local news station has been on Fail Blog!
KTVU Fox Channel 2 in San Francisco…
It’s a wonder my station, WHSV out of Harrisonburg, VA, isn’t on here everyday. We make mistakes constantly, good thing I’m in Master Control
Yeah they have been on failblog like 4 times. Good thing I dont live there anymore haha
I’d love to see what they were. Tried searching, but don’t get hits on WHSV.
There was another name fail where they were interviewing a guy named mike hock or somthing. and theres a video. Its pretty awesome
Sounds like the vague newscast!
so, how do you spell name?
n-a-m-e
naim
nam
N-A-Y-M
Mame
name your last name in the location
What? Aren’t you guys familiar with the famous reporter “Name Last Name”.. What happened to people knowing famous newscasters. I’ll remember to tell that to Walter Cron… wait….
Thats a name we’ll remember
“being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing”
I have been sick since after shool Thursday (I still went on Friday) and now I am still sick and it Saturday……so please insert answer a good way to make me feel better. (I think I have the swine flu, but I have a mild or weak case of it)
*coughs*
*snifle*
(and I have a soar throat)
(plus everyonelse has it in my house)
Why does KTVU ALWAYS show up here?
♫…Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who? )…♫
Okay, this is pretty funny on its own, but it’s even funnier to me because the paper I work for has done this. It happens. (Although it’s a little more excusable in print, because I somehow doubt someone had been up until four in the morning entering the name on some copy)…
Templates! They screw NEWS!
What a..unique name?
lol kinda like Not Sure
refrence win lol
All you guys fail to see the most important point:
Name Last Name is IN LOCATION!!!11oneeleven
It is totally dangerous there. Happenings are occuring and Events take place. There is even a Situation!
°o°
Ha! This is my local tv station KTVU channel 2 (SF Bay Area).
NEWSFLASH!!! An event of some sort may or may not have happened in a location of some sort some time before right now. Here’s Name Last Name for the full report!
wow…what a name…..its soo unique
XD
”This is Name LastName ,reporting live from location”’
FIRST!!!!!!!
Amazing. You (SUBJECT NAME HERE) must be the pride of (SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE)
Maybe his legal name is really “Name Last Name.”
“My name is Last Name. NAME Last Name.” I think he’s Agent 00FAIL.
what if that’s his real name? maybe it’s a sci-fi flick!
Photographer fail…not sure why you’d use a flash to take a picture of something on TV.
This is from the bay!!
My name is Name, Last Name.
The guy never knew what hit him.
The name’s Last Name. Name Last Name.
Actually, I believe it might be David Stevenson of KTVU channel 2 in Oakland. I’ve commented directly to them in the past at how bad their technical people are at spelling those on-screen graphics. I see this time they completely left out the reporter’s name.
I think it’s Jerome Nagger.
He dont need a name cuz he is an alcaholic and it is destroying his familie!
Graphics Op FAIL
its ollie for the blacque-weather forcast!
His black magic senses are telling him a scripting error has occured.
haha bay area idiots cant do the news right
I remember that guy! He was reporting [story] for [news network], back in [date].
good morning =P
Awesome
BernzSed is the master
CAN U SAY GENERIC BLACK DUDE