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SPAM it
FIRST!
SUCKERS, Go on and lament about how little of a life i have
Trust me, i have more of one than most of you could dream of.
Or we could just not care… does that work?
I’ll take two!
I take three!
…what are we talking about?
I take four
…I don’t know
No wait…I want five.
6
^^ the first poster talks to himself lol
allright, so i take six!
whatever comes after seven
Eight. And I’ll have nine…
ten thouand
Over 9000?
1,000,000
i’d buy this actually, simply for the irony. wait, are still we talking about that fire truck that caught on fire?
ha that was soo epic , its like the firemen are supposed to be the ones stopping the fire… and yet they caught the TRUCK on fire! How? i dont know pretty funny if u ask me
chuck norris
Wimpf Change The World?
You’re still a total wankstain!
can i change my name to Captain Wankstain? That sounds way edgier than Captain Weiner.
somewhere there is a crop circle with my name on it?
That doesn’t get in the way of sitting in front of your computer spamming F5?
Fascinating how easily people react to such posts^^
Thanks very much for proving my point
What point? CAW4 has proven (s)he understands that you are a “FIRST!” troll.
I have realized you are the dumbass who comments on any troll like a troll
*points up*
I think we have found someone who seriously needs a life
What you’re doing, treating your trollishness like its part of some social experiment has been done before. We get it, trolls provoke people. Winky emoticons wont get you a life either. In fact, anyone who trolls or responds to a troll (excluding me, of course) needs a life.
The space in between my “h”s and “n”s are slightly different from everyone elses.
Everyone keeps telling me that i need a life O.o, you know where i can get one?
omg… you want a life? I GOTZ ME OVER 9000 LIFEZ!!!!!!!!!!
Freaky…
You’re a bit thick eh? Just accept you’re a wankstain and move on!
the only thing that really bothered me about your posts aside from the first troll is the same damn smiley face you keep putting in there
You have more of a life than most of us can ever dream of? Are you trying to convince us or just yourself?
why are the people with the first comment so weird?
You mistake the people who are simply first as the peope who proclaim themselves to be first and think that’s such a big deal. The two a different personalites: One is a normal FailBlogger, the other is an obnoxious troll.
If that post had just sat up there by itself and nobody had actually cared to reply to it–which includes posts stating you don’t care–then he wouldn’t have come back. Successful trolls are successful. Roleplay killing, yelling at them, classifying them: it’s just yummy food. You cannot shame a troll, they love this. Just my $.002.
You know dilettante you $.002 could be mistaken for $2.00 by someone with dyslexia.
troll [ trōl ]
verb (past and past participle trolled, present participle troll·ing, 3rd person present singular trolls)
Definition:
1. transitive and intransitive verb drag baited line through water: to fish by dragging a baited line through water, or from the back of a boat moving slowly
2. intransitive verb online fool Internet user into responding: to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements.
*Tips hat to Fuzz*
So… That’s your .2 cents?
They say ‘first’ or something like that and then try to argue with others that they have a life. Like that guy: he says first then he tells himelf he has a life.
My, my, he must be insecure if he has to actually say out loud that he has a life.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I often dream of a day when my life is so complete that it needs to be constantly validated by gratuitously antagonizing others.
*Sighs*
*High fives A l l l*
Exactly what I was thinking, I still don’t know who he is trying to convince. I considered for a second of asking him to back up this claim, but considering how I am happy right now I didn’t want his mundane ideas to irritate me.
ROFL! As do I, A Life Less Luminus…
*Luminous
You spelt that wrong LOLMAO
Maybe they’re trying to sell them to Jewish kids and don’t know how to spell shul? Either way, fail.
From the looks of it, they are low on space with ‘shool’ as it is.
Or, it might be a limited edition backpack for [clicky name]!
Looks like really good content for little kids…
Actually that would be spelled shule unless you meant a synagogue.
W00t holidays, no more “shool”!!
What a schame.
Yes, not much of a sholar! Everyone knows you spell it ‘skool’.
They schould go back to schuul. This misschpelling is embarrasing!
It is schary of what the will think of.
I wouldn’t know anything about that!
Would it be impertinent to ask how everything went Avis?
Not only was everything great, it is STILL great!
*Grabs two cups of coffee and sits accross kitchen table from Avis*
Do tell!
C, you got me all excited.
Ummm…. date’s not over yet. I’ll be back later. And no, you guys DON’T get details. :p
Oooooooooooooooooo!
Ok, the date just ended, about 30 minutes ago!
I walked him to the “el” station.
I may be smiling for another two weeks solid!
Awwww! Yay! You go.
Don’t apologize for not giving details, they’re yours to savor.
I think I just had the best date to date!
Woot Woot!
It’s all part of a grand schema.
I am sooooo Drunk… Must think of something clever
to say…. I am so drunk! I shool fail at thinking.
hic…hic…Shool…I forgot…hic…shool…hic…*passes out*
failpack
Aargh, it doesn’t fit in my locker!
Your pole is just too big.
Thats what she said
.;)
Yep
I’m gonna have to ask him to move out.
And tell him to take his two hairy friends with him!
Hey your locker is next to mine.
it would be kinda fail even if the spelling would be correct
Who has schort schort bookbags?…I have schort schort bookbags!
Didn’t you hear? Nowadays dictionaries are like those lines in the road. Just a suggestion.
*mom* Have a nice day at shool honey.
*kid* Thanks, I will mom.
*mom* Make sure you do your shoolwork as well.
*kid* I will.
Sean Connery designs caps now?
On closer inspection, that appears to be a backpack. Must get a new computer.
*tickle-tickle*
Heeeheeeeheehaha! Sto-oohheee!-p, I ca-ahaaahaa-n’t brea-eeehehee!-th!
*squirms as Jenny tickles*
OK, OK. *holds hands up*
I have succeeded.
*one last tickle-poke as I float away*
Heeeheee! Bye, Jenny!
*waves as Jenny flies away*
Cap or pack aside you made me laugh with the Sean Connery accent.
don’t bring seaninto this, he is agood friend of mine. in fact last time i saw him he said, ” Frank, you’re a shite for sore eyes.”
how’s this a fail? Is it not shool day?
Nope it’s Saturday. That’s why this is funny!
♪ Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July… ♪
ooo, karaoke!
♪ Don’t give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night’s alright for fighting
Get a little action in… ♪
♪Monday,Tuesday,Wensday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday…Everyday-♪
♫ I was a varsity tackle and a hell of a block.
When I played my guitar
I made the canyons rock but
Every Saturday night
I felt the fever grow.
Do ya know what it’s like
all revved up with no place to go ♫
Awww Mom, I don’t wanna go to shool.
^ “should i”?
Yes. Why not?
made in china
Its made just for shool.
Good morning Shadowthesniper. You see you go to school to get a “C”.
Or is it that this is designed for a C- educational establishment?
*Pokes Luminous in the eye for fun*
*Flinches*
Naughty, naughty. I can see I’m going to have to keep an eye on you. Poking is not fun. At least, that sort of poking is not fun. Squeezing is much better.
*Squeezes Red to prove the point*
Sorry I couldn’t help myself. I just saw a big eyeball looking at me and well….sorry.
*Squeeze*
You are little devil Redheadedstepchild. I am watching you with safety glasses on from now on. LOL
I was pretty upfront about my nature, after all even my name should be a warning.
shampoo? what’s wrong with having real poo? Too much sham going on just now.
Sham 69 is acceptable though as i grew up listening to their sham music.
Oh yea…Good morning everyone!
*morning squeezes*
Good morning!
good morning failinator and A Life Less Luminous. GM failinator you are tired if you can’t write the whole thing lol. You two got all your stuff in your backpack?
Get to bed, I hope you had a good time?
AHOY MATEYS!its national talk like pirate day! you scally wags!
I it really or you making that up? I saw that on Counter strike source but didn’t really read it very well.
Yes I play css and zombo mod. My fav server is CBR server it is new. Tities and beer one is good too. Do you play?
M14 carbine I like putting the silencer on. And trow lts of smoke grenades.
You the guy that kills me from along way off which pisses me off LOL.
Do you have a regular name you play with on css.
My son loves that game but we don’t have it yet.
Either you two are the same person, or you are both grammatically challenged. <— euphamism.
Sadly, these two are in fact different people, which makes me weep for the future of civilisation and human society.
your both wrong were 3 people
Then there are three idiots instead of two.
Your posts are barely comprehensible.
You are = you’re
We are = we’re
‘Were’ is a verb.
‘Your’ is a pronoun.
If you are mentally disabled, I apologize in advance.
Three? Who are you including in this trio of stupidity? Me? The self-proclaimed “n00b pwner”?
sts
*leaves tread*
IT’S A THREAD FOR GOD’S SAKES, A THREAD! CAN YOU SPELL NOTHING RIGHT?!
I AM TIRED NOW STOP POINTING OUT GRAMMER AND SPELLING FLAWS!!!
It’s “grammar”, not “grammer”.
Check. Mate.
WEEeeeeEEEL excuse me for not living in the USA or England
Hey, I was born in Japan. I lived there for 13 years of my life, and yet, I speak perfect English. It’s no excuse to have bad English just because you’re of a nation that doesn’t have English as a first language: Arthur Eld and Czuhc are good examples of this.
very true sorry for that whole comment but it might get better if te spelling cheak worked
o and from where are they
o theres one thing i want to discuss
dont barge in to my conversations and start critisising my grammer
*leaves thread*
What are you, 12? You are acting like a petulant child.
And btw: I highly doubt your grammatical errors are from a language barrier. I thought you said it was because you are tired.
Go slit your wrist Obvious. Death is a better place for you.
This from he who is a spiritual native. You are full of sh1t. And obnoxious.
A shool day is when you go behind the Git n’ Go at lunch to drink cheap wine with your friends. Not that I’ve ever done that, of course.
Riiiiggghhhtt LuvNjones you haven’t done that LOL.
With his packback on
On the carpet
with down hill skies on
using a binder for leverage.
with the librarian taking notes
and the janitor mopping up
Smoking deodorant??? Dude, you party WAY too hard!!
i get it from being sleepy all the time
I pity the shool!
me neither
Did you hear that Mr. T got new eye glasses? yeah, then he went and shot his barber.
For the kid who’s Too Cool for Shool.
Or “Too ool for Shool”.
I thought shool meant rock cropping under water.
I’m shoe hool fer poo. *hic*
NOT A FAIL:
Shool/Shul is Yiddish. Typically, “Shul” is the term used to describe a Jewish day-school/Sunday school/after school program, etc. It is perfectly acceptable Yinglish.
*makes note in logbook*
This is true. Technically, not a fail.
OMFG, that backpack is misspelled! Considering how most young ‘uns feel about school, it MUST be saying “sheol days.”
There’s something fishy about this backpack. It should say shoal days.
Salmon must be fired for this!
How is he going to bail himself out of this one.
Just bait I knew I forgot something.
thats a religious holiday in texas
taking more than 5 seconds to see the fail= fail
its nice in the sun from under the bridge
o I an’t ow I misspelled it?
I got to get n it.
Now I do it right from now n.
ast but not least I hope I forget any more…I wonder if I missing something now.
How can i kill my baby?
Maybe they were Jewish?
I’m pretty sure that should say “school day” not “shool day”
shool win!
[img]http://www.orlandev.com/variety/facepalm.jpg[/img]
*face-palm*
My friend and I found this backpack at a hispanic swap mart next to cowboy boots with random graphic patterns on them. Tacky? Hell no. Get me my unicorn boots.
Sheems like Shawn Connery made thish thing!
have a nice shool day kids dont get in any rouble!
roflmao, well atleast the backpack will teach the kids to fail
heh
Seems like someone never been on shool, rite?
…I’d buy that…