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*throws money and runs*
God doesn’t want your filthy money
God? I thought it was “Cod”.
I didn’t know he had 1 eye
As if God needed two eyes.
Maybe it’s Odin…?
I’ll take it! I’m saving for a craven idol.
A graven craven idol, or some other sort of craven idol?
I’m a expert collector of idols, accumulating funds for a one of a large crow, signalling with one wing.. I surface streets, driveways and parking lots to fund my obsession. So I guess that I’m a pavin’, savin’ cravin’ maven, savin’ for a graven wavin’ raven. I tried to talk the seller down, but he ain’t cavin’.
I tried to talk the seller down, but he ain’t cavin’.
GOD wants every penny
Whatever happened to that “Give unto Caesar” philosophy?
Mmmm…I’d like a Caesar right now.
Ceasar is dead long ago. So the philosophy is, “Give all you have to the pope”. If you are not a Catholic, then give it to the televangelist you like. Pat Robertson, Billy Graham, Jimmy Swaggart, John Hagee, or whoever you pay your homage to.
And if you don’t five to Ceaser, the Pope, or a televangelist, then you give it to your favourite celebrity when you buy their shitty products.
I give it to anyone who is brought to me who needs it more than me.
Caesar may have been Italian, but the pope is German.
Rendering unto Caesar had nothing to do with donating to the church (or at that time temple). In the New Testament, God didn’t want money. The Roman who turned Christianity into big business wasn’t Catholic, but he was emperor — Constantine. Catholicism was just the continuation of the pyramid scheme.
Caesar as referred to wasn’t just the government, he was an invading occupier running a corrupt puppet government in Judea. Considering the experience of the occupied people, the tone of the comment “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” changes slightly. It’s like telling a Vichy-French bureaucrat “Give Hitler his deutschmarks and tell him to stay out of my religion.” Or flip Dawkins a quarter and tell him to mind his own business and let people believe what they want.
There’s more to learn from the Bible than just religion. Pity there isn’t more to learn from The Selfish Gene.
Zzz…*snort…uh, what? You lost me…eyes just glazed over…
Kneel before Zod
*shudders* who drew that?
A very disturbed five-year-old.
Yeah well actually this kid drew it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-RgRQbw3c&feature=related
Yeah that kids real hardcore….
JUST LOOK AT IT!
Probably done on MS paint.
Or maybe on Mr. Paint.
Mario Paint, more like it.
Hey, if Elvis can work in Tesco, I’m sure God can too.
God’s not really working, just keeping an eye on the place.
Still, he’s going to expect something in return. Nobody works for free.
Except wives.
Not Thai wives
haha u compared elvis to god (:
Uh huh!
*flips up collar and wiggles leg*
God has a mustache? Ok, that’s enough. Hail Satan!
Actually it’s “Dog” – it was shot in a mirror.
A dog with a mustache? Ok, that’s enough.
*buys a cat*
Got low milage ones for free if you’re interested.
haha win!
You bought a cat? Ok, that’s enough.
*releases the hounds*
Rudi Völler is God!
Really? Used to be Eric Clapton.
He WAS God…and then he shaved off his moustache. Tsk.
So, the hair can be just about anything from a mullet to the Albert Einstein look, as long as he keeps the mustache?
Yes- I would be a very upset bunny If my hubby shaved his off ^clicky!
I agree, the stache is of the essence.
(clear cache)
Hahaha, you been in a fight with a lawn mower?
Pipe lighting accident.
So it’s charring on your top lip or you managed to control the blaze?
I don’t think that’s a moustache o.O…
It looks like seven rows of teeth to me.
That’s almost as scary as that “life-size” Chuck Norris that guarded that eastern European shop
Another eagle has landed.
The ultimate surveillance camera
Ah ha! I knew I’d seen God in Hellbound Hellraiser.
I like the part where he eats the little old lady
*squeeze!*
Is that how you’d like it? I thought you meant eating out.
*squeeze*
*squeezes the squeezebox*
*squeezes Czuhc and places an old Walkman in his hands while he’s not looking*
His glass eye is watching round the back
Did God just WINK at me?!
One sin on the house for you.
click click
gg right there.
God is an etch-a-sketch, with a lemon yellow t-shirt.
Well that is one of lifes big questions answered.
Coming up next: Why are we here?
We also can see that God works out at the gym – at least on the shoulders and triceps.
He forgot his leather cap at the gym.
Made in his image.
Good thing I’m an Atheist.
Hmmm… made in his image must mean that Gorgons are the true chosen ones
Next to God, there is no greater protector than I
That’s cos you’ve got some nuts.
First name Mister, middle name period, last name T!
Quit your jibba jabba!
*jangles jewellery*
*dangles soap on a rope*
*rope snaps*
*cries*
Do you think Jim’ll fix it?
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes ?
The custard fairy custards the custodians.
Do I? Coolis!
And if they’re bad, you put them in custardy
But I do not cus ‘tards.
Cus tards are sensitive about it?
Cus tard creams are as dangerous as it gets!
I c u star d again on the biscuits.
HAHAHA
Custard my hole!
That’s a trifle erotic! 0.0
*squeeze*
(BTW, I voted the ‘waiting for Aja’ thread my favourite of the week, it really tickled me)
Thank you, I just checked it out!
Did you notice the Admiral didn’t have a clue!? Payback time!!!
Would you mustard my hole with a genie, babe? (clicky)
who will guard the guards? oh well we wonder!!!
Herecy Win.
Theocracy? Vatican and Iran are responsible in faith.
Judging by his teeth, seems like God is on meth
the picture of god looks to be drawn by vonnegut. and vonngut always = win
That’s basically saying “YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND IS WATCHING PLEASE PAY AT CASHIER”
There is no god, that we can’t create god in our minds that has started from one god. A point of origin starts from one to many, so in retrospect goes to god.
It looks like one of Evangelion Angels… WEIRD!
i’m glad to know i’m not the only one who thought that.
This seems like more of a drawing fail than a security fail, to me. I feel like im speed dating god, since he has a nametag and is giving me a creepy, creepy wink.
I think god is gonna slip me a mickey.
God is so badly drawn, no wonder (s)he can’t get a date.
God is watching… but apparently only has one working eye… pretty sure you could slip something past and he wouldn’t even see it.
I pay this God with purple money.
Strangely, I was expecting God to look more like Morgan Freeman.
Holding a pingion?
*penguin* Morgan Freeman will smite me now.
*SMITE*
lol, I know, right?
OMG. It’s a flea market, no less.
Ironic, I guess, that this sign finds its way to a location where things that have lived one life already become resurrected to live another.
He looks like Doomsday from DC comics….
Exactly what I was going to say. The resemblance is actually pretty striking.
o_O
Madness?
THIS IS… Yeah, actually, this is madness.
Personally, I’d go a different direction with a sign like that…
Cthulhu is watching. Pay the cashier. IA CTHULHU FTAGHN!
I prefer “Big brother is watching you”.
I expected God to look a little bit… different.
Why does God look like Ron Jeremy?
OMG…now that you mention it…lol. Well, he does think he’s God’s gift to women…I beg to differ… :O
anyone else notice that they actually printed out a whole nother piece of paper just for his elbow?
God will smite those who depict him sans elbows.
It’s not a second piece of paper, there is something in front of the sign…kinda looks like a black rubber bungee cord maybe? That or iron bars on window…lol.
God is terrifying! Is this what they mean by “God-fearing”? o_O
god looks a little like a pedophile…
God looks like he might eat me…
Is that the god of the Church of Sloth?
there is no way that this is a FAIL.
Paint drawing detected.
On the Third Day God created MSPaint. On the Fifth Day he created Photoshop. This was made on Day Four, apparently.
I saw this sign at a thrift store in cold spring, NY…I’m wondering if that’s where this person got it from..haha.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Damn, God…you scary!
They should have made Anpu head of security. Anpu has a shotgun and a Thompson somewhere.
I would actually call this a God fail.
What the hell is that? Baraka Medusa drawn by a 4-yr-old kid on crack who was hit in the forehead with a cast-iron skillet by Mike Tyson?
Employee of the month picture
God is a terrifying flabby mutant? This explains so much!
So God’s a one-eyed freak with a hairlip and forks coming out of his head…. *throws money and hauls butt out of there*
I knew there was a reason I didn’t trust that guy.
Wow. God is … an orc?
Now I know why all those religious zealots are so afraid of God.. he’s a bit scary looking…looks more like a guy whose spaghetti blew up on him..he’s got 1 eye closed cuz it’s fulla sauce..ha ha
It looks like God was drawn on an Etch-a-Sketch.
It’s actually God drawn by a three year old on a computer…
Rendered by Picasso.
“God” is ugly as sin…
WTF??? Some mixed breeding between Medusa, Cyclops, and Frankenstein…very disturbing…
I thought this was WIN not FAIL. Is it just me?
No, I think this is a WIN too.
god loves you! ….and apparently paperclips.
Security Fail…blasphemy win!
Sooo, God looks like Hellraiser if he were on the Simpsons.
Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder!
I now fear heaven.
Well how do you know that’s not what god looks like?
God is beautiful! remember, he’s watching
So, God is a statue of Hellraiser made out of spam and coathangers?
lamer
DDDDDDDDD
it looks like my mom
Ms paint fail