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Who cooked up this idea?
nice MRN … this one blinded me with science … I couldn’t dig up anything!
Whoever cooked it up, I hope they keep annelida on it.
Saddle your enthusiasm!
We’ll have to stay tuned for the next segment.
It may ganglion and on though!
Plenty hell meant these wormy words.
Okay that’s the best one yet.
We can always tape the later segments to watch when we have the time.
Heh, we’ve made enough flat jokes round here for a pair o’ sites.
Hook ‘em up fuzz!
Your words have the ring of truth to them Fuzzy.
Though my comments may be nematode away!
whoever smelt it, dealt it
Hahaha……Seconds to Bust!
We didn’t do it!
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.
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(OK I had to dissect one once, but it was already dead)
Your comment Failed. Try learning about people and groups legitimately before basing a decision you made after sifting through a Google image search. Then again, you did leave this comment, so you’ll probably FAIL at anything more. ROFL.
Badda boom……:)
Lol nice joke its so lame its funny. i love it.
The amount of failure in this just bugs me.
The bugs are strong with this one.
We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.
~Winston Churchill
Grieving for misfortunes is adding gall to wormwood.
~ Latin Proverb
If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn’t eat ‘em.
~Darrell Royal
It says nothing against the ripeness of a spirit that it has a few worms.
~Friedrich Nietzsche
It was the fatest of times, it was the worms of times
~ Darles Chickens
Um, are you sure it’s fatest? It looks like patest. Hmmm.
*rummages around desk for glasses*
The Little Girl doth Patest too much, methinks.
~ Wm. Serifspeare
Thank you for the quote, it helps. ^_^
Love the quotes…lmao.
And at the next science fair:
Title: “Small Critters in a Microwave”
student: “I got bored with worms so I decided to move on to bigger prey”
In 30 years:
Newspaper: ” ‘Science fair’ serial killer caught”
student: “It was an experiment! See, I made a poster with pictures…”
LOL…I was thinking the SAME thing. Future sociopath right here…
Yes…disturbing…
Remember never to feed chocolate to a small dog with a tin foil hat on in the microwave.
wtf? lol
Win***
I know, that kid can’t spell for shit.
i’ve look but i cannot find the words ‘for shit’ anywhere on his poster, how do you know he canot spell them Meek?
This kid tried to worm his/her way into a legitimate science fair.
“Who cooked up this idea” – I ELL OH ELLED!!!
A serial killer in the making…
see the flag at the bottem right corner? Only in the south
I won’t begin to try to expound on the connections between the child’s admiration of the rebel flag and his delight in frying live creatures.
I wouldn’t take one or the other too seriously, but when you see the two together…
As a southerner in the Appalachian (that’s App-a-LATCH-ian to those of you who can’t pronounce it correctly) mountains of Virginia I would love to take offense at that, but sadly although I can defend the majority of us who have better sense, you are right.
Yeah really. I noticed that as well.
I don’t know but they’re going to have a hard time worming their way out of this one.
That’s bad.. I looked at this and the first thing that disturbed me was that his ‘hypothesis’ was actually a prediction.
I’m losing it..
Man the kids get all the good drugs these days!
it’s scientific
Art Project WIN.
HTF is this art?
my favorite way to cook them
actually shame, poor wormies
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Just because I cook worms
Short fat hairy ones
Long tall skinny ones
See how the little ones squirm
Bite all their heads off
Suck all the juice out
Throw the empty skins away
Nobody Likes me
Everybody hates me
Cause I cook worms all day!
everybody sing!
♫ … and me without a spoon!
fork works better stick and swallow.
Suck ‘em with a straw! Straws are naturally worm sized!
“If I could see one I would seize one I would squeeze one till it squirts”
- Bird call from an old album on bird calls
No. Just — no.
:ick:
The Littlest Worm
tune: Sipping Cider Through a Straw
The littlest worm, (everyone echo)
I ever saw (echo)
Was curled up in (echo)
My soda straw (echo, etc)
(all together)
The littlest worm I ever saw, was curled up in my soda straw.
He said to me
don’t take a sip
for it you do
I surly slip
He said to me don’t take a sip, for if you do I surely slip.
I took a sip
and he went down
right through my pipes
he must have drowned
I took a sip and he went down, right through my pipes he must have downed.
I coughed him up
and he was dead
I buried him
in my counselors bed (or insert a name for counselors)
I coughed him up and he was dead, I buried him in my counselors bed
He was my pal
he was my friend
but now he’s gone
and thats the end
He was my pal, he was my friend, but now he’s gone and thats the end
That is the end
there is no more
until I meet
that worm once more.
That is the end, there is no more, until I meet that worm once more.
lmfaooo…great, thanks. Going to have a hard time getting that out of my head…lol.
That’s pretty darned great.
Really? I like more of the fried variety..
How to eat fried worms?
Thats what I was thinking of…trying to recall how old I was when I read that.
I’ve actually read that haha. It was an old book
It’s been around at least since the ’70s.
Warming worms woeful watts!
What?
Willing wigglers wilt!
Why would we willingly watch?
Wherever we wander, wanton ways will win.
Which worm were we watching?
Willie. Whatta waste.
Well, why wail, wellbeing won’t wait!
Yuck
It’s okay — he ate them afterward, so they wouldn’t go to waste. Recycling WIN!
Was that cos nobody liked him?
“Prediction
I believe the FATEST worm will blow uo the quickest & blow up more GUTS”
Step away from the chemistry kit child!
*puts on protective glasses*
*Passes grannycatflap a Shamwow* You may need this in a minute…
I believe this was predictable —
but that’s just a HYPOTHESIS.
All of these science fair projects looked hypothetically, too….Garlic! The Silent Killer!
ht tp://w w w.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/
^ I have no idea what that means.
Presuppositional apologetic squirming?
Presuppositional apologetic squirming?
The above is a dig at scriptural infallibility, not Dilettante.
I wouldn’t presume otherwise, Marius
How is garlic a silent killer? Is it possible to have horrible enough breath to kill someone?
Did you look at the rest of them? “Crystal Meth, Friend or Foe?!” “Hot dog Effects”?
“The Right Wipe”. I don’t even want to know. I just don’t.
I want to know more about what my dog’s favorite color is and about my ideal pancreas.
I am kinda curious as to what “Moon Babies” are.
I am pretty sure I know who my daddy is thanks!
*sends off DNA swabs*
Moon Babies are when those things that happen when Papa Moon and Mama Moon bump uglies and do the horizontal mambo as they…
…um…
*blinks*
Ummmmm….. what was that?
What?
“bump uglies”*snork*
“Bump Uglies” I was a freshman in high school reading Stephen Kings’ “The Shining” when I encountered this phrase. It made quite the impression on me, that was back in *mumble* *mumble* year ends with a 9.
I like the term knocking boots.
*proffers mind bleach to Avis*
Here you go, Sweetie. Use it in good health.
“I predict that the fatest worm will blow of the quickest”
Sounds like the badest fate.
gotta love the rebel flag thrown in for a little flair on the bottom right. yay america!
The gorge shall rise again.
Because worms float.
And smart ass springs eternal.
Hope floats.
Keep Hope Alive!
It’s Alive!
And Kicking!
♫ Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Good times there are not forgotten …
Look away!
*closes eyes and hums*
That really sealed the deal for me.
Poor worms! That is bad science!
No, they each donated their bodies to science in their last moments, saying only, “I hope some stupid kid gets to use his colored pencils”
*snorkroffles*
I love the fact he states the one worm will blow up the fastest and blow up more GUTS! Just like a boy (has to be)…guts, guts, and more GUTS!! I see a horror film here…
Intestinal parasite fortitude.
No guts, no gory.
*runs for the, um, gusto*
Intestinal parasite fortitude
Night Crawlers?
Worms are barely aware. I don’t think its more cruel than cooking a carrot…
your an idiot
That would be ‘you’re’ an idiot. It’s a contraction, of ‘You’ and ‘Are’. ‘Your’ is a possessive. Basically, by writing that incorrectly, you are saying that the above person owns an idiot. Instead of being one.
Zing fail.
Why don’t people learn from they’re grammar fails?
*headstuntdesk*
I own an idiot
Well the Arrogant Worms believe Carrot Juice is Murder.
SFW music video Clickie
I’m amazed PETA isn’t after this child, they should get after him early, also isn’t abusing small animals/objects one of the signs of being a serial killer
I am a cereal killer, is that bad then?
I had Shredded wheat for my breakfast.
Cap’n Crunch for me…wait, is that a double homicide??
Rice Krispies for the triple!
Look at you people – murdering and eating poor, innocent grains! I am appalled!
And for afters…..oatcakes!
The HORROR!!!
*dials 3333*
Yes, hello? I think we found the perps. Describe them? Well, one of them is wearing a pink and black ruffley dress, and one of them is a yellow cow.
*pours milk on Little Girl Blue*
*has a taste*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Nummers!
GAAAASP!!!!!
*giggles*
*wipes milk out of eyes*
Hey, cut that out! It tickles!
*reaches for milk carton*
*pours it over WN’s head*
FOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh – wait – wait – break is over! Gotta leave ’til lunch
*puts cherry on Little Girl Blue’s head*
*vanishes*
I’m a BUTTER cow! Sheesh, if you’re gonna accuse me, at least get my description right!
*squeezies*
*dials 3333*
Yes, hello? I’m sorry. I got the description wrong. One of the perps is a BUTTER cow. Not “better,” BUTTER!
I had the same thought
Cruelty to animals, bed-wetting, and fire-setting are behaviors often seen in children diagnosed later in life as having Antisocial Personality Disorder (a.k.a. “Sociopathic” Personality).
The childhood analog of sociopathy is usually classified “Conduct Disorder.”
(My guess is that this child just likes to conduct experiments on the conductivity of worms.)
*sociopathic whistle*
Arthur!!
*semi-sociopathic squeeze*
*squeeziopathic hug*
Hi dear! Unfortunately I gotta go soon, so here’s another *squeeze* for you!
For some reason the whisling theme from Kill Bill just popped in my head.
Sorry, but I don’t think PETA has much sympathy for worms. Or bugs and such. You don’t have to start working until he moves onto mammals (like kittens). Then you can hand him some Corn Flakes and lock him up.
They certainly raised a stink when President Obama swatted a fly on camera.
Seriously?
Yep. I think they referred to it as a ‘murder’…
Well, lets face it, that was more about garnering 3 more seconds of attention than actually giving a crap. Kind of like most of what they do.
Here, here, SOD. Well said.
Are you referring to PETA or the Administration?
Yes.
Buahahaha!!!
*morningsqueeze*
*squeeze*
I am FINALLY done cleaning!!!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!!!!
Guess I shouldn’t have eaten those cupcakes in your kitchen. Crumbs and frosting everywhere…
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*quickly cleans up Avis’ kitchen, before she sees the mess*
*looks in kitchen*
Uhhh….. I don’t think you were in my kitchen! My kitchen is fine! Where are you?
*snork*
The timing!!
Not objects, no. Animals, yes. However, this child is more morbidly curious than serial killer-esque. That’s pretty normal actually. Most kids have done something like this at least once in their lives.
Not me.
*covers up little graves with dirt and leaves*
*puts tiny crosses in garbage*
*tunelessly whistles a tuneless tune and walks away*
Aw, Worm Sematary.
More like Salem’s Lot, but it could also be a Dead Zone.
hahahahh
sounds like a messed up kid. but all for the name of science.
What is up with the Confederate Flag on the lower right side?
Haha Only in the South.
Second place, giving ants liquor. Science and hilarity ensues.
Insect stars ‘n’ bars.
clickie
(I worked with this guy. It was fun)
ht t p://www.uib.no/isf/people/doc/leech.htm
I worked with the author of that article. It was fun.
*snork*
After having completed the first part of the study (ales) the leeches became lazy, their scientific enthusiasm diminished. Discipline failed, appointments were forgotten, some even ran away on their own.
Apparently there is comedy in these medical journals!
Send the leeches to Leeches Anonymous.
Not if I have anything to say about it!
WOW! That lotion really worked!
I was wondering the same thing!
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me.
Guess I’ll go eat worms!
(At least these ones are cooked)
The proteins that are in your diet.
I’ve had enough of these god-damn worms in this god-damn microwave
The Moomin on a planarian.
Can I get a god-damn timpani roll?!
Is that a confederate flag bottom right? Cletus strikes again.
I think this is funny if somewhat gross. What I want to know is, didn’t any adults stop this child??
Mom, can I use the microwave to cook spaghetti?
I hope I never ever am offered food “cooked” in that particular microwave oven. :ick:
Well it appears that grammar does not work very well before the requisite amount of caffeine has been attained.
Mine never works no matter how much caffeine I’ve attained for the day.
Continued association with Dragonwtier has improved mine, but I still have a long way to go.
*ahem*
Dragonwriter. I don’t know who that other person is.
*gives Avis another cup of java*
Definitely an imposter.
Must be.
*looks around for coffee I.V.*
Can’t find one. Would you settle for this straw instead?
I think I’m ok, for now. I’ve had two cans of soda and I’ll be getting another one soon.
Poor Avis.
*squeeze*
Don’t worry, I don’t think Dirgonwifter will be mad at you.
If I’m lucky she won’t even see this thread.
I think this is a win for science everywhere.
Yes, they will probably find a cure for cancer due to this experiment. The kid’s a genius. Genius, I say!
I can see it now:
Doctor, some kid just discovered that the fattest worm in a microwave explodes with the most GUTS! I think if we apply that to your theory about the what causes initial mitosis we may have a cure!
WTF?
*goes off to retrieve barf bukkit*
Science project win!
I hope He got A+!
he got the word on the picture
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout!
*prolly not crawling in or out after this ordeal*
Worms!? Worms make me crazy!
Crazy?! I was crazy once.
They locked me in a padded room.
I died there.
Then the worms came.
They tickled my nose.
That drove me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once!
*dials the asylum*
Nah, we set the hose on wide spray to make sure we hit them all.
Now for the big escape.
HAhahahahahahaaahh
*locks doors*
*Runs init doors over and over again*
*Door breaks*
*tasers perp*
*calls 3333 for help*
*bakes chocolate cake*
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c–chocolate?
CHOCKLATE!!!!!!!!
*Atacks Leila for cake*
Um…are you sure you want to attack a woman for her chocolate cake? Are you sure?
I will give you a moment or two to think about it.
mmmmmmmmm
*Go’s to get a chocolate coverd strawbery to subdue cravings*
Your house?
I thought this was the assylum.
I am free hahahahaha
It’s a waste of time, Leila. This one is incureable.
I see it now Arthur.
*sigh*
Good thing you put that pit lined with spikes in yesterday. You know, just in case someone makes it through the door!
*Jumps over pit*
i belive i can fly
Where is this quote from? I want to say from the show Firefly, but I am not sure. I know I have heard it before though.
Just always known it. Grew up with it, waaaaaay older than Firefly!
Ms B, is this quotation from a writing or song?
It looks Alex Forrest had a child.
Ruh-roh, GS, did you accidenty your action verb?
*like, fer sure, totally, OMG*
*Fires like into his post. Goes to get more coffee*
S’okay, GS, it’s…….
Get ready for it……
FRIIIIIIIDDDDDAAAAAYYYYY!
YAY!
Here’s a cookie to go with your coffee. Do you like to dunk?
YES! T. G. I. effing F!
I like a nice dunk with my coffee LGB, Thanks. *dunk*
No wonder my coffee tastes funny today.
Ptew! Ptew!!!!
Yes, it has been that kind of week, I’m afraid. It sure helps to visit with the Fail Peeps, though.
*squeezes all regulars (and some irregulars)*
*squeeze!*
I have been looking forward to today all WEEK!!
Ok, I’ve been looking forward to tonight.
WoooHoooo! Fancy-schmancy night is tonight!!!
Yay for Avis!!
*giggles*
Do you know what you’re wearing tonight, Avis?
Yup! Long red fluttery skirt, black top, black ballet flats and a jean jacket. It’s a nice restaurant, but not a “proper attire required” kind of place.
He, is threatening to wear a tie.
Hee hee! I’m so excited for you!
Get a sitter and demand the hubby take you out for dinner!
Must be serious if he’s willing to go that kind of extra mile!
Hope you have a lovely time!
Ms B, I am with Avis. My hubby and I take turns taking each other out every month.
Ack.
Bring scissors.
Cut tie off half way during dinner.
*sigh*
Between kids and the mortgage the problem is a cash flow. How do you make fast food romantic? That seems to be all we can afford when going out.
Forget fast food. You probably can make a fabulous simple dinner – think pasta, salad and french/italian bread – turn down the lights, light a candle maybe? Also, you can probably get a nice bottle of wine (some sell for like $5)…then afterwards, let the magic happen…
Thanks, Leila. Cooking romantic meals isn’t a problem. This has been our solution. I just miss someone waiting on me at the restaurant!
*Failpeepsqueezes!*
Good luck, and enjoy tonight Avis!
*squeeze!*
I intend to!!
I’ll be watching your site for the “play by play commentary” tomorrow!
*giggles*
*squeeze*
Wait, where is Avis going? A date or ?
A date. With the friend I watch movies with. Over at his place. And I usually don’t get home until morning!
Very cool!!!
Have a great time.
Gotta love those long movies!
*squeeze*
I don’t think I’ll be sharing too many details, my mother reads my blog!
*Snickers*
Good for you Avis.
Enjoy!
Avis, do we need to have ‘the talk’?
*offers Avis “The Rules”*
*doesn’t really believe in them*
*burns book and bra*
*stomps on book and bra*
That was a perfectly good bra young lady!!!
*bought a new bra, just for tonight!*
Have fun Avis!!!!!!!!!
First grade science fair. : (
Is that how you spell MICROWAVE? Also, I resent the exclamation point.
*deducts 40 points*
*deducts 2,000 points for creepy crawly cruelty*
*miniature waves to Leila*
Good morning trouble!
Yes, yes it is!
Though I think I just heard something go ‘ding’!
I won’t be offended if you don’t offer me any of whatever it is you are making.
There appears to be a small boy in the restroom.
Yours?
My apologies- it is non gendered, and cooking something!
Hermaphrodite chef?
Sometimes.
…and other times….. ?
What a surprise that this dumb little monster has a confederate flag drawn on it.
Of, course, Bubba loves to say things like “If God loved animals, why’d he make ‘em out of meat?”
Well he followed the scientific method…
To conclude. . .
Ma worm ASSPLODE like kabloeeysplotch.
Now, let’s do it again for the other 99 worms.
Of course we’ll need 99 more worms. Case studies don’t really prove anything. We need to find out if the results are repeatable.
They seem to have repeated on you.
That’s more than half!
That’s more worse than finding half a worm in your apple!
Love the confederate flag bottom right… we sure done raise ‘em good down there!
Thanks…I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who noticed the “Symbol of States’ Rights”.
Muuuuuuuuum, the microwave spaghetti bolognese is escaping again
Find a Moomin, squeeze him up and all day long you’ll have good luck.
*Wriggles away*
*squeezes up the Moomin*
Partially related: When I played in a band we had a room where we rehearsed. We had lots of non-music stuff in there as well: a dartboard, sofas, a fridge… and a microwave. When I wanted to use it after it hadn’t been used for a couple of weeks, I found lots of little flies in it. Since the door was closed all the time and someone did use it before that, it should have been impossible. My best guess is that we created new life from the remains of previous meals…
so thats were flies came from
Redi tends to disagree with you.
Anyone else notice the Confederate Flag underneath the hypothesis.
EVERYONE else!
that sounds like a scary kid
Now for the mice.
When I was a scary kid we used to cook ‘em with a magnifying glass. It probably wasn’t very scientific. Too many variables. Power of glass, time of day, size of worm, mom catching us…..
Ohno! The thought of this made me want to throw up my coffee. I even gagged a little bit. *shudder*
shouldnt that be a win?
Completely agree
Slightly Off Topic:
When I was younger, my step brother and I found a slug crawling up a wall in the hallway. In an attempt to stop the dog from eating it, he removed it, wrapped it in kitchen roll, placed it on the bench and stomped his hand down hard on the top.
We found out that the kitchen roll wasn’t all the way around the slug as it shot across the kitchen. The pile of guts hit a lower cupboard door and slid down to where the dog promptly licked it all up.
*ponders*
Hmmm… What will I have for dinner tonight?
If you need, I have a plethora of snails at my place. You can have as many as you want, they’re eating my peppers!!! Little buggers.
Ms B, bury a bowl up to its rim in the ground by your peppers and fill it with beer. Get someone else to empty it the next day.
Just please make sure it’s cheap beer!
You can also use old grapefruit halves (after eating the fruit) instead of the bowl, that way you can just pitch it.
I can’t eat grapefruit, it hurts my eyes.
*snork*
Try NOT to eat them while doing a handstand.
…or while swinging on a chandelier.
I generally have an assistant stand nearby with a try of goodies and a drink when I swing on chandeliers.
Also, chandelier swinging is best done, shall we say, not alone
not alone
I like the way you say that, did you know that?
*takes off sweater*
I like how you take your sweater off but may I ask why?
‘Twas my Mr Rogers imitation.
throw a ring of salt around your plant every day theyl melt when they sail over it
Salt would kill the plants.
o ok than use wool vith nail pollish remover theyl stay away
The chemicals in the nail polish remover will also kill the plants.
Incidentally, both are found in Brawndo!
But it’s got SO many electrolytes!
Oh, how we gagged and laughed! Those were the days.
*is nostalgic*
The early bir…scociopath gets the worm
*secret Dog Chow ingredient*
They love it!
Escargot?
*nesting fail*
Pleh. This was intended for AE.
It nested properly. And no, thanks. I decided to eat something completely un-snail-like.
I’m thinking about having a Hamburger for lunch.
*looks around*
Now where did Arthur go? He was just here a second ago…
*runs*
I said c0ckroach and my comment is awaiting moderation for almost an hour now.
*sigh*
Oi, that’s just like !magine.
ROFLMAOOO!!! My dad had problems with slugs at his house. I used to watch the suckers work their way up a gutter-thingie. Never did find out if it made it to the top or not…I fell asleep. Speaking of slugs…does anyone know how the heck small snails magically appear during a 5 min summer shower? That used to really freak me out…thousands of them, I swear!! lol
How our former inglorious leader Bush got his start.
Worms or Iraqis – it’s all about the guts!
i actually find this really cute O.o
+ title drop-shadow angle and capitalization consistency fail
Epic fail
1. Title
2. Bottom right (REDNECK)
3. Hmmm, I thought the patest worm was some kind of religous figure…
It sais fattest worm
It says “fatest” worm.
Right.
4. The “seconds to bust” chart….
That is by far my favourite part of the project.
Epic Fail
1. You
2. There is no “(REDNECK)” on the bottom right. There is a flag, but anything associated with it doesn’t make it redneck, racist, or anything else for that matter. In Louisiana it is mostly the well education and proper speaking individuals that have the confederate flag. They always have something written with it like “Heritage, Respect, Remembrance”. A lot like the official state flag has the words, “UNION, JUSTICE & CONFIDENCE”.
3. Safety
The “well education” ? Where?
I think that means they were educated in a well. Must be popular in LA.
Funny I always thought that flag was more associated with losing a war after acting like little b*tches when the kick-ass, winning-siders from the north decided to take your slaves away.
Never understood why the north allowed that flag to be displayed again, must have been a clerical mistake.
The Rockefeller Foundation made their hookworm and Yellow Fever go away, and are they grateful? Nah.
I’m not from the US, but I would respect their 1st amendment right to display whatever flag they want. If they choose to fly it in place of the union flag (I understand they usually fly them alongside each other, though), it may be unpatriotic, but it’s better than mounting more civil war battles, isn’t it? What I wonder is; if you believe in those mottoes and platitudes, then what is this about “proper speaking individuals?” Who isn’t speaking properly? Perhaps I’m misreading, but it seems someone’s very quick to outline an in-group and tarnish the out-group…
Careful Bob…them’s fightin’ words. I could sooo go there, but I won’t. You’re just jealous because nobody even knows what the Yankee flag was/is. If I cared, I’d google it, but I don’t. The whole North/South Black/White Right/Wrong thing was/is BS anyway. Just a great big pissing contest/mine’s bigger than yours kind of thing. We’re all human, and none are superior over the other.
The Confederate flag is a symbol of hatred, plain and simple. That flag was created to represent the states that wanted to keep slaves. That’s all there is to it, it represents the wish to preserve the disgusting slavery that existed for the first 100 years of our country’s history.
“In Louisiana it is mostly the well education and proper speaking individuals that have the confederate flag.”
That’s just redneck code for only white people have confederate flags, which is really pretty obvious isn’t it?
“The Confederate flag is a symbol of hatred, plain and simple. ”
That’s BS…most Southerners will say that the Confederate flag (aka Rebel Flag) represents the resentment of being pushed around and told what to do by the Yankees. There are extremists that say that it is a statement of racism or their own prejudices, but the majority of Southerners do not agree with your opinion. And yes, duh…what black person would be caught dead waving the Confederate flag for any reason? But then again, you don’t see them waving the Yankee flag do you?
Ummmm… “Yankee Flag” = American Flag, and I’m sure I’ve seen both black and white people waving it.
Yeah, those goddamn Yankees pushing those poor southerners around and oppressing them by ending… oh, Slavery. And segregation.
Oh, and by the way, the flag emerged as a “states rights” symbol during the 1950’s and 60’s. Can you guess why?
More like Science Project WIN!
kill or be killed that is the humans sole purpose.
It is?
*removes 4 eagles and 2 “C.’s*
*replaces with 6 tiny little cumquats*
Places kumquats in microwave….
CCCceconds to burst…..
C…C…C… BOOM!
And that extends to wormslaughter… how?
Also, that is not the sole purpose of a human. Like most mammals, we are genetically predisposed to passing on our seed prior to our deaths. From a genetic point of view, I’d say our ’sole’ purpose is to create and groom the next generation of our line.
From a value point of view though, do we even have a significant purpose? I’d say we exist simply to be factors in the universe, with nothing more than that – our life has an influence on the universe while we’re alive, and continues to affect if after we die.
Man I wish I was that sarcastic when I was in school.
sarcastic? more like sociopathic
Nice rebel flag drawing on his poster board. Only a dumb redneck could come up with a science fair idea like that. Next year, how many cans of Busch Lite does it take to get dad drunk?
Nah, too easy. Try something REALLY crazy…like rubber band or tape on a cat’s tail…or how many licks will it take for the dog to get peanut butter off it’s nose.
Step after that would be to test theory that cats have 9 lives…that’s when you know the kid needs help.
Aww. Hannibal Lecter, Junior. They grow up so fast. Next thing you know, he’ll be testing flammable accelerants on puppies and kittens to find out which one works best. That’ll be really funny on FAIL blog.
lol. look at the confederate flag.
Okay!
This kid is awesome. HUGE WIN!
???Awesome as in pre Hitler?
*places Brett in giant oven….
nevermind….
If you get past the wanton sociopathy, the lack of scientific merit, and the random racist Confederate flag that seems to be thrown in just because, there is still the fact that from a good flow point of view everything is backwards.
Unless of course, this cherub wanted to be a scientist for the Bush administration, then, by all means, conclusions first.
Yes, there is THAT! Wanton unscientific method!
Is it just me, or is the best part of this the rebel flag at the bottom?
Red or Blue team Caboose?
502nd
so if you use these guys as bait do you catch fish sticks? Kanye noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Kanye: “Yo Kid, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best science fair projects of all time!”
Chris (Luke Skywalker): Well, I guess I’ll go bullseye some womp rats in my T-16.
Quagmire (C-3PO): My God! You shoot small animals for fun? That’s the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!
Chris (Luke Skywalker): There’s two suns and no women. What the hell am I supposed to do?
- Family Guy: Blue Harvest
Not calling “’shopped” on this one, but where was that website where they had made a whole bunch of really bizarre fake science projects? One had something like “stickman + sickwoman = X, stickman + stickwoman = Y, stickwoman + horse = Z”. Those were hilarious.
Also, a sad fact–my high school’s gym has the rebel flag painted on it. Or it did until they built on to it. Now the flag is the backdrop for our trophy case.
OMGWTFBBQ
Another TF2 player I presume?
See, now I thought the fail was that his title said “Title” before the actual title. I guess I thought nothing of blowing up worms in the microwave.
I´ve heard it tastes deliciuss
Hey, that should be the follow-up project. “EATING MICROWAVED WORMS!” Hypothesis: I predict that eating the worms that blew up the most with the most guts will make me BARF!!! DUUUUDE!!!!
+749.99 points. The decimal actually counts for a lot.
What’s everyone complaining about? If this kid wants to become a world known top notch serial killer he needs to start somewhere.
I particularly like the spelling, “fatest.”
Blowed up good. Blowed up real good.
*Deliverance banjos*
Damn! My PhD thesis was scooped!
Win imo
I beg to differ. Thats a total win.
This fail Fails. This fail was actually a joke. It’s not a real scince project. I forgot what website it’s on…
I’m just wondering, why is the backdrop of one of the unfortunate worms a confederate flag? In the bottom right corner?
Fail? More like epic win ffs
I’m going to go with a “Shadow Bubble Letters” Fail as well.
Is it a good idea to microwave worms? NO.
Youtube reference FTW
so i spend about £100 on uniform for my kids to go to school, my 7 year old still cant write, but he could do a prodject on how to microwave worms, oh good why do i bother,they would most proberly do this if they were at home any way.
You should go to school with your kids. You can’t write either.
anyone else happen to notice the southern flag on the bottom right corner?
Correction — Confederate Flag, not Southern Flag. Some of us down here in the South are educated and well-mannered. And not the result of incest….
Afraid of a little “relative humidity”, mega?
thinks like this makes me wonder why people think hitler was a bad person
things*
I hope he got an F.
u noticed it says put worms in microwave and they burst. of
course they do! Microwaves cook things on the inside! and
think of all that pressure building up!
Thats…. nice spike.
About as solid a research project as most university projects these days.
Future serial killer right there…
Let me guess: Republican?
This is so awful and cruel.
on what planet is this a fail??
this is an awesome science project.
I have heard of pseudo-science, but sadist-science is a new one on me.
Ever heard of the Stanford prison experiment?
HA! i knew blowin stuff up was science! those bastards…
Nice. Confederate flag in the bottom right.
Wow, imagine that… like 15 comments along the lines of “stupid redneck”, “Republican”, and “racist”. Of course. Because being a Southerner with a Confederate flag must mean all of those things. The Confederate flag doesn’t equate to racism. There are just as many racists who fly the American flag proudly as those who fly the Confederate flag. But that’s okay, just go on and stereotype the entire south half of our nation. I’d bet money that this is a fake anyway.
Generally, since the flag was created for the confederacy, who fought for slaves, it IS racist.
It is a mark of shame, don’t you get that? Only the retards and racists see it as a point of pride. Ever wonder why the south is the butt of all jokes? Holding onto that flag and saying it is not code for racism is laughable. Good luck with that.
@ Bastard & GMC…you both are idiots…go ahead and do the forehead smack. Go look @ my other post…Confederate/Southern flag was/is also known as the Rebel Flag; rebelling against being pushed around/told what to do by the Yankees. I’m not saying anyone was right or wrong, just that it’s all BS. I think there were some “little-man” issues that got way overblown…
Civil disobedience win
Note the Alabama flag in the corner.
Alabama flag? Another genius…
This fake fail wins for fooling all of you
Whats up with the confederate flag?
Warms in the head!
thats why so many europeans think all americans are stupid!
wasn’t there a kids film a few years ago based in a summer camp where this kid had to eat so many worms cooked in different ways?
Eoooohhhhh! Yuck!
oh, my God! poor worm! but the kid is rather creative. lol!
if this is not an epic WIN, then I don’t know what is
I picture some Alien kid making a similar project about human abductions.
did anyone notice the flag?
Yeah I was about to ask the same thing lol
ITS A ‘SHOP!!!!!!!!
This is definitely a serious lawsuit.
How is this a fail? I don’t get it?
the kid is a potential serial killer if he enjoys microwaving worms. they need to get this kid some help before he moves onto dogs and cats and possibly people.
Ish!
I wish I could do science projects like this
This isn’t a fail, it’s a win!
WIN!!
is that a confederate flag in the bottom right? wtf?
I wish there was a pic of the “scientist”.
Probably rockin’ a badass mullet.
gutsy science project
Dude, the Confederate battle flag only has 13 stars.
But yeah, this project is oozing epic win. I bet some boy made this one.
hahaha my fav part is the confederate flag with worm guts on it XP hahahaha
Is it terribly wrong of me to think this a win? No?
What has science done?
Step 5 – Smell the worm and see what others think!
It is a thin line between a fail and a win. I think this one could have gone either way.
what a pathetic kid. i bet their parents hate them. he wrote title over the title… what the he77
Why did the person put a hyphen in the word “microwave”?
Is that the US flag with a backdrop of the confederate flag?!
dumb ass redneck
the confederate flag in the corner adds a nice accent to the concept of torturing and killing things.
this reminds me alot of my high school biology class and how only me and 2 other people passed it (my lab partners) because the rest of the class did experiments like this.
In my opinion this is a WIN.
Can someone telll me what this says? I m doing this on ipod so screen is tiny.
just come to the new fail
It says worms in a microwave
Just come to the DON’T BE A DICK BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME OF YOU I HAVENT BEEN ON IN A FEW DAYS.
Some worms had to be sacrficed, but an elementary school student received an introduction to the scientific method!
i agree JAKE!
what’s with the random confederate flag?
Just wait untill he moves his preliminary testing from animals to humans
This is a failure, but in no way funny.
lol you dumbass, gain a sense of humor.
OR OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ? m’kay?
For their science project they decided to test worms exploding.
read all the fine text I shit my pants.
Does that pink sticky note say “12%” on it? If it does, he deserved that grade.
WTH people…do you not read what other people post b4 submitting your own? I have lost count (and don’t care to go re-count) the number of people that asked if anyone noticed the flag, or something along those lines. I am normally a witty, sarcastic person, but this is driving me crazy…enough with the flags!!
teaching of ethical research FAIL.
The rebel flag is a nice touch…
Dr. Doom Award for proper ethics in science.
Did anyone else notice under Procedure, the last step says “Smell the worms and see what others think!”?
LMAO
‘Shrooms… YAY!!!!!!!!!
Pass the shrooms please…kthxbai <3
A kid’s mind – true win!
Beside the fact that this is just cruel, how is there anything scientific about putting worms in the microwave? I think someone started their project the night before. I’m guessing this kid isn’t winning any science fair ribbons this year.
I love the southern flag– south is known for its incest and worm exploding
really scott? really? don’t be a dick.
My absolute favorite part is the rebel flag in the bottom right hand corner. Though it is a science project, he wants everyone to know exactly what he’s about.
Did anyone look at the hypothesis? It somewhat does make sense.
Why is there a confederate flag in the microwave? Were these slave worms?
This should be a Win.
Where da parents at. Most serial murders kill small creatures when they are young.
Someone should call PETA…
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I’d love to see someone get away with the science project titled “What happens when you put babies in the microwave”.
Why the hell do humans think that just because some poor living creature is small – and they can’t hear their screams, doesn’t mean that if you put them in a microwave where they’re being burned to death from the inside out that they don’t feel it?!! Am I the only one that has a problem with this?
Not that I’m promoting microwaving earthworms, but microwaving a baby and microwaving an earthworm are totally different. We don’t even know if earthworms are really conscious. What if it were a plant? That qualifies as a “living thing” but I don’t think anybody would have a problem with that.
Also, microwaves don’t cook things from the inside out, as some people believe. They cook from the outside in.
Somewhere from the dumb south of USA note the flag…
how is this a fail? its more like owned. im pretty sure hes the first one to scientificly prove what happens to worms when you cook them in the microwave.
the confederate flag at the bottom
i wonder how many worms were harmed in this experiment, or microwaves! i wouldnt wanna clean that up.
Hey! A future serial killer!
More like how to reheat fried worms.
Hmm…so is it a good idea to microwave this? (awesome youtube show, check it out)
This is sick but amusing.
I tried something similar, but in planetary scale. Got myself an A.
Why I want kids, reason #12…
“I predict that the fatest worm will blow up the quickest & blow up more guts” PMSL! that is rather funny tbh
ain’t nuttin’ wrong with the confederate flag
yeah okay, see you later.
OMG!!! What a psycho! Where were his parents?!
I support a previous comment. Where were his parents?!
Can’t say it’s not original….
As asked before, where were this kid’s parents when they were nuking worms in their microwave? Better yet, how did they ever get away with it?! “Hey mom, can I explode some worms in the microwave?” “Oh sure sweetie, I’ve been meaning to give it a good cleaning anyway.”
Yeeeeeahhhhh-no.
this kid is a hillbilly. Look at the lower right corner. Not even the right amount of stars. I bet his parents are proud.
This kid deservse the Nobel Prize Obama got! LOL this is kid is gonna be a gunies!
Ahh…don’t stand to close to the microwave….did the worms die of cancer, or…