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Good thing I forgot the combination anyway.
Is that even your locker?!?
It’s my locker.
And where are your books? Huh! A pipe in your locker is no excuse to neglect your education.
She learning to puff puff pass.
Fluffy the puffer fish knows how to school.
*Squeeze, squeeze, passing grade*
At my high school there were no lockers. I never recovered.
I had a Chippendale calendar in my locker.
Why does this not sprize me?
Umm….’cuz you know her?
*ducks*
That could be it!
*gooses*
WOOP!
Two *ducks* and another *goose*! Muahahaha!
Wait, I’m going to regret that order of actions…
The last couple of years I was in high school I might have had this locker and not even known it. I used my car as my locker and never once visited the one the school assigned to me.
Another reply like always
And another!
Here another for the road
I only used mine because of the Chippendale calendar.
Just did a show where I had to make a Chippendales costume for a really hot dude. His g-string looked like a little tuxedo vest, the rest was just a white collar and cuffs. It’s also amazing how hard it is to make a tearaway tuxedo! And sadly, I had to watch him strip every night
Oh, you poor, poor dear.
*pat pat pat*
I so feel your pain.
It…it was terrible! *shudders* And I didn’t really have to have the best seat in the house on the scaffolding, or watch every night, but I suffered for my art. That’s how I roll.
Of course. Your sacrifice is noble and extremely moving. In fact, I wish you had called me so that I could sacrifice with you. You KNOW my heart still belongs to the theater!
I do! And my misery would’ve LOVED your company (and sitting in the back giggling). But I’m fairly sure you live an hour or two ago, you would have been late for every show :p
It…it’s true. I DO live in the past!!
*sobs*
There was a time when every meadow,
grove and stream,
The earth and every common sight,
To me did seem
Appareled in celestial light,
The glory and the freshness of a
dream.
It is now as it hath been of yore
Turn wheresoe’er I may,
By night or day,
The things which I have seen I now
Can see no more.
The kids we stuff in this locker are always screaming in pain.
she’s into malackas, Dino!
At least you won’t get stuffed into it… if you do give us a pole dance
Up, Down, Up, Down,
Left, Right, Left, Right,
B,A, Start
I thought it was Up, Down, Up, Down,
Left, Right, Left, Right, AB AB, Start?
It’s ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, →, ←, →, ←, B, A, B, A, Select, Start
Trust me on this…
I actually thought it was up up down down left right left right B A start, but don’t trust me. I’m undead.
Don’t trust this either, it was found by someone who’s undead:
www . gameinformer . com/News/Story/200901/N09.0107.1406.58413.htm
Mystraven – super close.
its konami code… started in 1986 with a game called “Gradius” for nintendo. it was most popular with contra.
and the code was -
up up down down left right left right b a select start
too much information that is completely unrelated? meh.
Just three counter clock turns and instant no school.
Yay! School is for losers!
Is it ironic that most people with this attitude end up flipping burgers for a living, or digging graves?
No. Not even remotely ironic.
The thing I use to take the wrinkles out of my shirt is very iron-ic.
Looks like your joke went flat.
S/he would be hard pressed to come up with another.
Hope s/he doesn’t get steamed about it.
…or receive a cell phone call.
I think his/her ears are burning.
Thats the Battube for the batfail D:
You’d have to be awfully skinny to pull that dance off!
Pole-dance club fail
Do the football players shove skinny nerds in that one so they can do their stripper practice?
We used to joke about some of our English teachers in high school being pole dancers…they wouldn’t fit in this locker though…
HEY! :p
I know Dragon, it’s a snow shovel!
She knows the pole position–and fits nicely–in the sports car.
Guess tuition costs really are that high these days
Fun for the whole family!
Your whole family goes to the same school?
Actually at one point, yes. All 6 of us kids anyway.
Wait a minute, is my math that bad?
6 * 9 = 54
4 * 12 = 48
Assuming a 4 year high school and not a 5 year one, how did your Mom pull that one off?
Read his name, ZA – he’s a STEP child.
Sheesh! Sometimes the undead are so slow.
Hey, what did you expect from a guy who’s probably got a cranium riddled with maggots and vermin?
How does his parents walking all over him change the math?
Think Brady Bunch. And the one day when the lady (with three kids) met this fella (with three kids)….six kids, three years. Ta-da!
They knew it was much more than a hunch….
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
*breaks Jan’s nose with football*
And the award goes to….Judy!
*Has flashbacks of people calling family the Brady Bunch*
*Rocks back and forth in corner*
Oh, so beer makes the math work?
Beer makes anything work.
It has been know to help some people multiply.
Results may vary.
Caution: Drinking may lead to pregnancy.Except people.
It just makes them better-looking.
It helps white people dance…
This thread is starting to sounds like my favorite Brad Paisley song. clickie
Ooooh, Scotty! We LOVE Brad around here! (Ya know where he’s from, dontcha?)
I didn’t, but I’m guessing WV?
Who?
He He. Judy guessed how it was possible down below, but there is one other thing you are missing. I went to a private school that had all of the grades (K-5/1st-12th) in one big building.
*facepalm*
Directional nesting awareness fail
Directional awareness fail.
Text book for pole dancing 101?
Some silly schoolboy’s pipe dream just went awry.
Let’s take a pole on it.
I find the statement a-pole-ing.
Pipe down, you!
I think this student got shafted.
Steel, tube’ad his dreams are shattered.
..and here I thought laying some pipe meant something completely different.
Dude, that comment was totally tubular.
Not to mention being double jointed.
We may be plumbing new depths here.
*pipes up in the background*
You guys have all gone around the U-bend.
Tee anyone?
They have a willing S-bendsion of disbelief.
*elbows in*
The types of humo(u)r found here are manifold, yet we all fit together.
Now you crossed the pipeline!
That locker must smell. It offends my oilfactory senses.
You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good
high-quality oil. Then eat it.
Holy escape hatch… to the Batmobile!
I’m stuck, Robin. Use your bat-cable to pull me out of here!
*lays an egg*
Watch out! The Joker’s behind you.
It’s where a small stripper works.
*withdraws cash from ATM and goes to see stripper*
Girls Night Out!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!
Fun for the entire family!
Not the first time someone’s been caught with a water pipe in their locker.
*Snickers*
It’s scaffolding guys, come on!
You hafta make roof repairs on these older constructions.
Damn you Robin! Stop stealing my avatar.
*shakes fist*
Stealing is a punishable offense. Lock ‘er up!
Git ‘er done!
Fill ‘er up!
I am Siamese, if you please.
He is Siamese, if you don’t please. ^
Hey, at least you can’t get stuffed into it.
So that’s where my stripper pole was all along!
Ah high school… where the people who peak early shove their future bosses into places like this, and pay for it forever more.
Chez, I might have missed you already, but if you clickie my name the story of the rustic tomato tart is there. I know I missed you the other day.
Interesting… I might not be conceptualizing this thing right, is it open faced or closed off like a pie?
Pole vaulting?
It doesn’t look safe to me.
…and safety is third.
Case closed.
*closes locker door*
*Searches for meaning in that cryptic phrase*
Marius – do like Les Miserables???? Sorry, I am obsessed with musicals…
Has anyone noticed that it looks like there’s green shag carpeting from the 60’s in front of those lockers? What the heck kind of school is this?!
It’s old-school. Far out!
Shagiliceous, baby!
They put the “fab” in “fabulous”!
Is this what Lady Gaga meant by “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”?
Does anyone ever know what Lady Gaga means?
Um… *scratches head*
I’m pretty sure her thought processes aren’t all that complicated. She’s a master of the single entendre.
There have been whispers about whether she’s even a she.
Lady Gaga kinda scares me.
I heard my daughter say the same. I don’t even know what she looks like I just listen to the songs.
When Lady Gaga says it’s name, you can tell it’s stuttering the last two words. add a “y” after each of the “ga”’s and you’ll see what I mean.
Closet stripper win!
Is that someone who doesn’t want his/her family and friends to know (s)he is a stripper?
It’s hard coming out don’t you know?
Ummmm … do you speak from personal experience, tech? I’m just bi-curious….
*hangs head in shame*
*goes to corner*
*puts arm around LGB*
*hands her a shot o’ Cabo*
*shlerp*
Thanks, WN! It IS Friday, afterall.
*pours her another*
*drinks from bottle*
Lime?
*holds out empty shot glass*
Can I have some, too?
*gives WN her best cute look*
awwwwwwwwwwwww – VERY cute!
*pours TWO (2) shots, hands ‘em both to Gracie*
Yes, please.
*swipes bottle from WN*
*wipes off bottle top with sleeve*
*takes a swig*
*runs away with bottle*
You’ll never catch me!
*climbs on Harley Softail Springer with Nitrous Boost*
*fires ‘er up*
Really?
*pulls up a comfy chair to watch the chase*
*drinks her TWO (count ‘em, 2) shots*
*stops dead in her tracks*
*bats eyelashes*
I’m a sucker for a guy with a motorcycle — what can I say?
“Another shot please?”
*pulls over*
*waits for LGB to slide on behind me*
*revs it up*
*does massively awesome wheelie onna way into the sunset*
Another shot, please.
*slides on behind WN*
Ooops! I forgot: Safety third.
*dons helmet*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh… sunset, big loud bike, tequila, and a beautiful woman behind me….
How is LGB still alive after swiping Cabo from WN?!?!?!?! She must be REALLY cute!
Yipper.
Plus, I got it back
Her, too!
Awww, I LOVE a story with a happy ending!
*cough* No.
so that´s where the strippers put their poles <.<
Friday, I need a pick me up.
*Opens bar and puts out pillows*
*Posts bartenders welcome sign*
*Sits on pillow*
Cuddle puddle anyone?
I can take a drink. Anything but beer.
Grazie mille bello ragazzo!!!
I’m in!!!
I think Judy was mentioning something about you and her butt down there ▼.
*blink*
Scott, you are really good at piquing interest without giving away the plot. Would you write my book jacket cover blurbs for me??
*Snork* You made me actually LOL Dragon.
A Sprite, please, barkeep. Chilled, not iced.
Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! It sure is cuddle puddle day, ain’t it?
I’ll have a cold brewski, if you please.
Did you just ask me to nom on Brewski?
If you can find him, you can have him.
Unless I find him first.
He went
way!!
*prepares camera*
He sure is elusive today, isn’t he?
*butters Judy’s butt*
There ya go, Bisquit!
*squeezeslip!*
Oh my.
*squeeze*
*squeeeeeeeeeze back*
*slips on butter*
Hmmmm… this has possibilities…
I wonder if Judy knew exactly what she was asking for.
I can only hope
You butter believe it!
I’m sorry – did I forget to thank you?
Thank you!
Glad I could help.
Thank goodness, this fail is uninspiring, but there’s a Cuddle Puddle today.
*changes into swim trunks, starts up the grill*
I’ve got some beer can chicken, steaks, seasoned eggplant, and portabellas studded with cheese and garlic. What can I get everyone?
Oh, and I’ll take the beer Leila’s not drinking.
Portabellas with cheese and garlic? *salivates*
Use a skewer to poke holes in the mushroom, but not all the way through. Then stuff the holes alternating with the cheese and herbs of your choice. Add a little oil & marinade to keep it moist while grilling. Even my non-veg friends love them.
Ooh, yum! I’ll have some of those, please.
*passes plates to Leila & Gracie*
Enjoy!
Thank you!!!
*Thwacks GSC with a feather pillow*
I’ll have the steak!
And a Blue Moon please.
*passes plate*
One steak for Skrat, but you’ll have to talk to the bartender about a bev.
*drools*
Ummm, steak please! With a side of those to-die-for mushrooms.
How about a steak prepared the same way as the mushrooms?
*wipes drool from own chin*
*passes case of ShamWows™ around*
One Steak and Mushroom combo coming up!
*slides plate down to Ms B*
Great idea Avis, it just took a few extra minutes of prep.
*slides plate to Avis*
I’ll have the chicken with some of those amazing shroomies, Scott! I’ll start grilling the asparagus.
Fank you vewwy mush!
*nomnomnomnom*
Tasty!
*omnomnomnom*
I brought all this corn back from Illinois. Wouldja be so kind as to throw a few dozen on the grill for my pals? Here’s another cold beer for your troubles, Scott.
Yum! Oh wow, corn’s gone completely out of season around here. *drool*
*makes room on grill and puts corn on*
*hovers, waiting for corn to be finished grilling*
Almost missed you in my enthusiasm over fresh corn DW.
*Slides a dragon sized portion of chicken & mushrooms over to Dragon*
I’d give her some corn too, if I were you!
Right you are Avis, but I’ll just server it all family style.
*Heaps finished corn onto platter, puts out with butter, salt & pepper*
Help yourself everyone, but remember to thank Judy for bringing it back from Illinois.
Re-habbed fire station win?
Got to take the notes for the plumbing class
*Waits patiently on Emperor’s pillows*
I know! Is he the slowest bartender, or what?
*drums fingers on bar waiting*
Aren’t you guys on the wrong thread? I thought the party was ^ there.
We slipped on the butter and landed down here.
Judy,
We need to leave a big tip if they serve us in this thread….Lelia’s right…we are in the wrong dive…
Good idea!
*zoooomz up thread*
Cute…zooomz up…..hee hee
Is that a big pole in your locker, or is it just happy to see me?
*snork*
For the petite aspiring stripper.
You know, not all lockers are meant to be storage!
You know, not all pipes are meant to be stored in lockers!
You know, not all strippers are meant to be locked in!
That reminds me of a friend back in high school who had an outlet in the back of his locker so he had a mini fridge and a stereo hooked up in there.
Would it be too much to ask for another fail? I am just not feeling this one.
*drags around in her PJs*
I’m with you, Leila. We could always go back to the Science Experiment fail — it was a veritable pun material goldmine! Best one in awhile, I’d say.
Agreed. Lets start a petition.
*sign, sign, pass*
*sign, sign, pass*
*sigh*
*puff, puff, pass*
Oh. Wait.
*sign, sign, pass*
*inks thumb*
*stamp, stamp*
*inks cat paws*
*stamp, stamps*
*pass*
*hits bong*
*passes*
*bangs gong*
*passes out*
*bangs a girl named Lu Wong*
*passes into blissful oblivion*
*gangs bong*
Get it on!
*buys balloons and fills them with water*
*hurls water balloons at Failpeeps*
*wonders how to nail Ninja*
*flees*
*ahem*
Can I have some water balloons to throw?
Oh! Hehe!!
*gives Ninja a bucket full of water balloons*
Nice. Don’t I smell lovely now, all damp and decomposing. I guess the mold that’s sure to start growing soon will keep me from feeling chilly during the winter months. Thanks.
*sprays ZA with some Febreeze*
*squeeze*
*throws water balloons at Leila*
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!!!!!
*brings the hose from the garden and starts to spray Gracie*
HAH!!
*kinks hose*
*throws more water balloons*
GAH!! Stupid hose!!!!! Ow!! Gracie you can just throw those balloons can’t you?
*fills bucket with water*
*sneaks up on Gracie*
*dumps water on her*
*sneaks in from around corner with fire hose*
*aims at Leila, Gracie and ZA*
*turns on nozzle*
Did somebody ask for water???
*buys a HUGE umbrella for protection*
*uses sling shot to fire balloons @ Judy*
Buahahahahah!!!!
*loads up the trebuchet with water balloons*
*aims at Leila*
*lets ‘er rip*
TREBUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
*rolls Napoleonic cannons with water ballons up hill*
*aims at Leila and DW*
FIRE!!!
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
*watches as cannons disintegrate into little piles of ash*
What?? You said “fire”!
*looks down at smouldering remains of water cannons*
*retreats, sprinting*
I’ll be baaaaaaack!!!
*tsk* Poor water cannons.
I think I am pretty bruised up. I need a week to recover.
*shakes fist at DW*
I will get you!!!
*checks calendar*
Is next Friday good for you? Do you have a time in mind?
*slowly walks/limps away dripping water*
*stands up out of the water*
Eeewww. Why did the water get warmer???
*is washed away by fire hose*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*unkinks hose so it sprays Leila*
*runsawaywithadripness*
Kinky!
*raises eyebrow*
hammykins…don’t make us send you to your room young man!
She’ll do it!
Don’t think she won’t!
Hammykins is about 17 years old. Just so’s you know.
Oh. Uh… nevermind then.
And, er, just to clarify: I’m still 15.
*schnorklestein rifflewhomple*
*Hears quiet giggle behind him, turns around*
Leila, what are you *SPLOOOSH*
So that’s how it is, is it?
*gets Super Soaker and starts filling it*
*gets popcorn*
*wheels out Howitzer Soaker*
*fires*
For those about to soak – we sa-luuute you!!
>>>BOOM!<<<
*brings a water raft and rides the waves*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*throws balloons from raft at WN and what is thought to be Ninja*
*opens Communicator*
Enterprise, I need 2 litres of water teleported 1 meter above the head of all other bloggers in my area.
*Sploooosh*
Grrr…
*mobilises WBSB (Water Balloon Spacecraft Batallion) to strike at the Enterprise*
TeeHee!!!!
*gets in her car and drives away fast*
Heheheh
*Pops up in back seat of car*
*Soaks Leila*
ARGH!!!!!
*drives to nearby gulf*
*dunks GSC in it*
*gives him a towel to dry up*
*drives both back to Fail*
*pushes GSC in pool*
My job here is done.
Glad I put on my swim trunks earlier.
*back strokes across the pool*
*dives into pool with nary a splash*
Just what I need, another way to put off mopping the kitchen.
*does the butterfly in the pool*
Speaking of which, where is WIK?
*dives into pool with a very big splashiness*
*squirts water at Ms B with hands*
Mopping, schmopping.
CANNONBALL!!!
*SPLASH!*
Freakin’ useless anyway. Darn hubby and his darn projects that track crap into my clean kitchen…
Ya know, if you stick the handle in the proper storage hole then the mop part will drag around behind your hubby while he walks
Procrastination is a specialty around here. Anyone know if the bar has poolside service?
Of course it does! We wouldn’t have it any other way.
…along with the scantily clad poolboys/girls to bring them to us.
(Judy, how is your honeypie doing today? Is he home yet?)
Oh, poolboy! We are in need of alcoholic refreshment, please!
(Yes, he went home today. But we’ve got the Rumble on the Ridge starting today. [Google it.] I’ll leave him home this evening while I go up and help his mom in the kitchen. We’ll see how he feels tomorrow.)
That’s great! Glad he’s on the mend. *squeeze*
Yeah! What he said!!
*squeeze*
Yeah, what they said!
*squeeze*
Ooooh!
*squeezes into the squeezefest*
Add another *squeeze* from me!
*squeezes everybody*
And another “what they said” from me!
*returns all squeezes, albeit a bit late*
Does it have a power bar floating in the middle too? Yay for electrocution!
I’m lazy, I think I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.
PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!
Procrastinate now!
Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.
~Wayne Gretzky
wow
*takes class schedule and locker assigment from office staff*
Okay. 135 … 136 … 137.
*opens locker*
WTF? Am I on candid camera?
Yes. The America’s Funniest Home Video people deliberately redirected the school’s water system through your locker to get higher viewer ratings.
Since you first got up this morning
*snorkroffles*
Wait ’til we get the music into the soundtrack
Will it be the chicka-wow-wow stuff?
Only part of it.
We’re borrowing from a vast variety of musical genres for this endeavor.
Hope the soundtrack is too pole-lite
ISN’t too pole-lite
Let’s not get into pole-mics here.
chicka-wow-wow
Indeed.
Wah wah pedal effect on guitar stuff.
Hendrix.
Clapton.
etc.
chicka-wow-wow.
For the chilrun.
Oh dear.
*I* certainly wouldn’t know anything about such things!
*eyes WN’s platinum membership card to DW’s shop*
Yeah, uh-huh, okaaaaaaay.
*gulps*
Not to mention how many times you appear on the Wall O’ Shame!
What is this wal…
OMG!!! What am I doing there?!?!?!?!?!
Shh, Ms B, it’s okay. I know you don’t remember, but back in the old fail days, you used to take your clothes off occasionally. You meant no harm by it, of course, but someone thought it would be amusing to put your picture on the wall. (I won’t mention any names, but I think her initials are LEILA.)
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve,
I have a history of losing my shirt.
Sings the Barenaked Ladie
s. ;PI cannot believe they used bow-chicka-wow-wow on that new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, when Dave has his girl over. For the longest time couldn’t understand why my daughter was running around saying ‘bow chicka-wow-wow’. Wtf? i thought i hid my adult movie collection…
My son just likes the Pu$$ycat Dolls because of it.
can i use your locker plz?
hmmmm… since WHEN is a “4 Star General” apart of a “squad”?
*annexes all areas under and/or related to being under bridges*
*announces to newly annexed underbridge lands:* According to Paragraph 7, Sentence 3, Word 8; of the Geneva Convention, ‘The’! So tough luck, Gojira!
Locker for a stripper
THAT’s original. Why didn’t anyone think of that before?
FB brings out not just the creativity, but a phenomenally magnificent plethora of creativity in us all, LGB.
Of course, so does Cabo Wabo.
‘Nuther shot?
Yes, please!
*shlerp*
*hic*
Wabo Cabo’s good stuff!
*yes please*
*holds out empty shot glasses*
I’ll try some, please!
Personal stripper, just throw her in. It’ll give her time to practice.
Oh … my … god …
IT’S GODZILLA!!!
*dives into the ground, burrows 25 feet down*
*orders howitzers and tanks to fire at the monster*
*radioes in bombers*
That should do the trick.
*lips move before sound comes out*
That monster will destroy us all.
*sound catches up*
*runs in circles for 5 minutes then jumps into ZA’s tunnel*
Secret entrance to Batcave WIN!!!!!!
It’s a little inconvient – Robin has to ask for a hall pass every time there’s an emergency.
*someone else uses it while there is an emergency*
Holy hall pass, Batman! The teacher won’t let me go!
*whispers* Yo, put away your bat-cell before the teacher sees it!
Keeps him from peeking into the boys gym showers all day, though
I think it’s great that schools accommodate to strippers. For far too long we…er they have had to put off the edge to dance in learning institutions.
I hope I don’t get into trouble with the Adims but it’s well worth the risk.
Girl’s got mad skills! But … is it … sexy?
I guess not but it makes my jaw drop the same.
And I’d still hit it.
I think you’ve just found the building with the “Do not walk on ceiling” sign.
For once it is gravity that has failed.
Zero gravity win!
its okay gravity is sooo overrated anyhow
Dang kids. in my day, we followed the laws of grabbity!
You goldang whippersnappers don’t appreciate gravity! When I was a boy, we all had to float around like dust!
when I was a boy, we had to make our own gravity! none of this free stuff, and we appreciated it!
*when I was a boy…?*
Locker WIN!
The pipe is still there and not been stolen.
*springs out of locker*
*SQUEEEZES the Moomin*
*heads to fifth period English class*
*bursts into class and squeezes DW*
AA stole my cheeks! My cup of tea keeps falling out! It’s all gone wrong!
*sends cheeky monkey to deliver fresh cheeks*
Moomin doesn’t need any fresh cheeks. He’s more than cheeky enough as it is.
*tries not to feed the troll*
*fails*
*feeds troll marshmallows*
*licks fingers*
Cannibalism?
Cannon-ball-ism?
Can I ball a sim?
*tickles troll*
I’m very confused. Is this the real Moomin, or a doppelganger?
It’s the real thing.
Even better than the real thing
*squeeze*
♫ Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby ♫
*squeeze*
*pinches cheeks*
*squeaks in shock as all the marshmallows fall out the side of his mouth*
*squeezes AA until he gives the cheeks back*
*fills holes where Moomins cheeks where with Silly putty*
*puts marshmallows back in*
There.
*stretches cheeks way out wide*
Gurning world championship here I come!
♫ Give me one last chance,
Let me be your lover tonight! ♫
Hit me Ms B one more time!
He’s looking pale these days. Needs something to put the colour back in his cheeks.
You can still tell it’s the real one though. Moomintroll does not wear a hat.
No. Denial. This is a win, obviously some genius realized how little young people care for education these days and took advantage of it to save space. Maintenanceman WIN.
Some of the big young people don’t care much for edjumacation, either.
I see the same thing like that in my high school.
Well ladies and gents, I’m done with work and off to get some real food. Have fun & enjoy your evening.
Take care, GS. Have a grrrrrreat weekend!
Back at ‘ya!
*squeeze*
Have a mahvelous evening, dahling!
Zsa Zsa Gabor? Is that you?
*SLAP!!*
You’ve got the wrong sister, dahling. I’m the nice one.
…and the pretty one.
Thank you, dahling!
*squeeze*
(Well, I’m off for the day. Catch everybody later!)
well, it is a good way for the cheerleaders to pass time
wow. what an idiot. People fail miserably….
I would love to have that locker
It’s been AWESOME hanging out with everyone today! Thanks so much for the *snorkroffles*!
Hope everybody has a great weekend!
*squeezes*
Be safe and look both ways crossing the streets LGB
SAFTEY THIRD, DAMMIT!!
And I missed it!
Good night all!
*squeezes*
*squeeze*
We missed you, too.
BREWSKI!
*pounce!*
*squeeze*
I should have known you two were lurking out there somewhere!
*squeeze*
Did I miss anything exciting on the blog?
I was slammed at work, Judy. I haven’t read the blog…just keeping track of recent activity tonight.
Yikes! If we were all gone who was watching the kids?
Ummm…whoops…
There you are.
Where am I?
Obviously, nowhere near the kids!
Hey, it wasn’t my day to watch them!
Just duct tape them to the wall and tape a juice box next to their head. They’ll be juuuuusssst fine!
Duct tape? Pshaw!!! I’ve always found Velcro to be much more effective.
…and environmentally friendly. You have to be responsible, ya know?
Hey, I’m all about being green. And it ain’t easy.
Especially considering that you’re blue.
Ah! You understand!
*adds a little yellow paint*
That should help.
Hey, but you’re off until Monday, aren’t you?
I am always a little off.
(I am a SAHM)
Short and has money?
Soup apples ham mustard…
short angry house mouse
Several arms hit more!
No don’t go.
*jumps up and down waving*
Hi! Look at me!
Nooooooo!
Whyyyyy, Whyyyyyyy, Whyyyyy?
It’s no use, Wonk….I mean, Jenny. I think he left as soon as he got here.
*haz a sadd*
Oh well. I am hoping to get back on the Failboat tomorrow. This is just a test run.
*marks “A” on Jenny’s test run*
*adds a star*
*Squeezes both*
Sorry stepped out to work…
Hi, Emp!
*squeeze!*
How are ya?
Tired. Should have been asleep an hour ago. Such is the time-suck that is failblog! Have a busy day tomorrow – hope yours is good!
*snores*
conduit pole wow.
soo uh, is this where you hide the girls, mr. teacher?
sick bastards.. lol
Seems like a creativity win to me!
a giant metallic dildo?
no a stripper but wheres the stripper?
OMG, there were several lockers like this at my high school. I wish Failblog had been around then. Hilarious.
Well, at least you don’t have to share the water fountain with anyone…
I guess it would depend on what was in the pipe…
Hookah?
Also, obnoxious charity drive!
Who wants to buy me a new computer? Everything that’s left over (may) be donated to starving kids in Afrika!
Random/Obscure/Everyonehatesmeforpostingthis video:
Ah, abridged anime. It was a great idea, but it died out almost immediately.
locker number 666 here it is! O look a stripper poll for my fake girl friend fluffy.
I just realized tomorrow is Saturday, aka not the best fail day
I am so sad I think I will go to bed and pout now 
*joins in the pouting*
At least, I’ll be busy all day. Enjoy your Saturday!
Crap. Saturday I start driving lessons.
Look out people, the roads just got a lot less safe.
You’ll do fine.
….But will we be ok/safe?
*sighs*
ya know what? saftey isnt even third anymore…
it’s moved up to 2nd and 1/2…
damn…
THis isnt funny, if u wanna see funy, check out my fail pics…..
theres a garbage can telling you to waste and a picture of the monaleesa wearing a pin saying I luv la.
*witnesses Justin’s fail*
I guess that is pretty funny…
That’s…a lotta fail, right there.
Needs more time or more monkeys.
sorry were out of monkeys you want cats instead?
Helloooooo, Failpeeps! Checking in from the hotel in Orlando. I hope everyone is doing well!
I’m doing good I just found my locker
The late shift misses you, but we’re glad you’re having fun!
*great big CHEEZ-SQUEEZE!!!*
What are you doing in Florida nightshayde?
umm, it’s a support beam….
lockerz! ha, anyone want an invite to lockerz? post email = get invite
Ha ha *8 hours later* Ha Ha *loses voice*
Is this a strippers locker ?
That’s just a nerdy pipe who got stuffed in his locker by a bully.
What is that post supporting?
stripper pole in a locker 0_o? thats something i havent seen yet…
It’s the locker for the stripper intern. This is where she does her late-night studies
That damn stripper left her pole in my locker again.
thus why you dont share lockers with friends! bec–
wait, you have a stripper for a FRIEND?
… or rather an enemy… the stripper must have remembered that you “forgot” to throw money to her at that bar you went to the other night… so… SHE PLANTED A POLE IN YOUR LOCKER!!
well played, stripper, well played…
I applaud this innovative design that combines serviceability and polish.
This is not a fail, this is a subtle win.
On second thought, I don’t see any valves or anything there..
Just so you guys know, this pic is not necessarily fail. I work for a locker installation company, and we will often put a false locker door and frame in front of plumbing, if the customer wants it covered. Instead of using a metal filler panel, which would block access, the door and frame covers the plumbing cosmetically and it can be safely locked away but still accessed if needed.
it’s not electrical, and it’s not plumbing, it’s a temp support beam. The locker must be falling apart so they’re using it.
Where is the fail here? I just see a portable stripper pole stored in someones locker.
locker fail…. or is it really hidden pipe win?
Aww, I want a stripper pole in my locker!!
now all we need is a stripper
Goin to bat cave BrB
at my school we have a coupple of lockers in a row that are full of insulation, and one has the fusebox behind it, i think one is filled with brooms for the janitor, stuff like that. nobody is ever assigned those lockers and hardly anyone notices.
There is a worst on in my school.
It has a brick pole, I ( the smallest person in my school) can’t even fit in the sides, i’ll take a picture. <3
It’s not out of the norm. It’s a stripper school.
We had one or two of those lockers at PCHS in NJ.
Ummmm…If you don’t lock up your Festivus Pole, someone’s gonna make off with it. Just basic security, people.
One could make a neat secret passage through a locker you’d think.
there’s a locker similar to this one at my school, except it leads directly to a brick wall. my dad attended the same high school, and said that there used to be a “fruit locker” that everyone would put their unwanted fruit.
What kind of high school slut puts a stripper pole in her locker?!
fail or win. i think its a stripper pole so i say its a win.
Well, that’s my locker… The Principal told me I’d get used to it… Or at least, I think he said so, I dunno.
nice one!
We had these in our school and all we did was climb up the pole into the roof.
a locker in at my high school had one of those as well. Its in the locker to hide the pipe.
they have lockers like that at my school
Why does this turn me on…?
Heyy i don’t see the problem, as far as I’m concerned a locker is the best place to keep a pole
maybe she just brought her stripper pole to school
That’s not really a fail, the locker right next to mine is like that, haha, && no one was like, assigned to itt, it’s just a pipe && they decided to build a locker around it, bahahahah, whyy? I have no clue xD