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*dodges car wash*
I can’t afford it anyway.
It doesn’t look that porshe!
*wipes windscreen so you can ‘c’ what you missed*
Celi k@, how could you do such a thing?
Audi do, Moomin.
You shouldn’t have said that, she’s gonna throw her Toyota pram now.
hmm sounds fairly dodge-y to me.
Jeepers, how is a girl supposed to cope.
*sigh*
No need to throw a Fiat over a little mistake!
*squeezes all*
“I old timey pity the fool” – Model T
I want a mustang for my dodge TOO .
Daimlered if you do, daimlered if you don’t.
*shrugs*
I would have Bentley Moomin’s ear for that. Cheeky sort he is!
It would just get laust in translation!
Daewoodn’t, he’s quite Reliant like that.
G, M glad to hear that.
MmmmmM Gee I never thought of it like that!
I Honda clue why we all end our sentences like that.
Lotus hope you never do.
(Jag) Uar right, I had never noticed!
Hun, dai you think you can wash the car soon??
You have a infinity for bring us back on topic.
Will we all have to be involvoed with bringing it back on track?
I can’t go back there! All my exes live in Lexus.
…and you gave them all a nasty disease on the vulvo?
Try to Focus, people. Stay on topic.
I am trying, Nissan steady, right, where were we?
*subaru*
Excuse me; it seems I am allergic to the topic.
Bless you Rover…..Jules, sorry!
humm… er guys lets get on topic
I dunno… It sounds kinda Prius-y…
dodge Viper vs Ford Mustang? VIPER wins!
You know, because those two are completely in the same price-range and all. el oh el. Ford GT40 vs. Viper? Yeah. Corvette > *.
Damn, *borrows car wash bukkit*
ah up and Atom!
I came by to say good-bye. I’m a PK regular now.
Cheers all, have fun!
I wouldn’t trust it. It’s pretty bade. C:
it should say “drive in with a prius, drive out with a porche”
FIRST, I am the first
First-Fail?
Most firsts are fails, I hear.
You are the first to try to make a ‘FIRST!’ post and fail.
Dear sir,
Whilst in attendance at your so called car wash, after payment I found to my horror that you apparently feel that stripping particularly stubborn stains with porcupines is acceptable behaviour.
On exiting my car to discuss this behavior with an employee, I was attacked by a damp sloth, which you are using as a roller, and then jumped on by a small army of chinchillas, who are there to apparently dry automobiles, I dread to think what would have happened if I had asked for a wax, possibly an actual turtle!
I understand in this economic crisis zoos are suffering, but for the love of all that is good and right, will you warn your customers.
At least they didn’t weasel out on you.
Stay away from the Gorilla Wash on 3rd ave. It’s not just a name.
*takes note*
*continues trying to remove fur from seats*
so if you drive in with honda, do you drive out with a rice cooker?
As it seems to be a comparable car that results, try Toyota, Nissan, &c.
The Toyota just drives through, it doesn’t stop for beeing washed
I can see what the fail is.
It should read “Worst Carwash in Town”.
Besides the obvious fail of the car brand change, “Badest” should be spelled with two D’s if it was a real word in the first place!
The extra “D” is for their pimping ability?
The extra D is for “A double dose of that pimpin” I think is what you mean
Hey, “baddest” is a word, immortalised thus:
“Bad, bad Leroy Brown
BADDEST MAN in the whole damn town” (emphasis mine)
drive in with a dodge
drive out with nothing
And lo, he badest his car farewell.
(drives into carwash)
Hey, where’s my car?!?!
*snork!*
I went to this carwash once! I had to go to the Goodest carwash in town to get my Dodge back.
Could the language get any worster?
Only if the car wash was in Worcester.
Oder, wenn der Autowaschanlage wurde in Baden Baden.
wäre ?
(Meine auto-korrekt Grammatik ist nicht so guten guten.)
Toll toll!
*borrows red pen*
*frowns because red pen is now used up*
So Ford > Dodges?
Is that’s what they are insinuating?
They obviously feel Dodges are Bader.
Sooo what’s Bader than a Ford?
A Chevy
Woohoo!
*drives away in her Malibu*
does bad=good or bad=bad
yes=no
Does that mean you can drive out with the car of your dreams.
I think we’re going to need a bigger dream catcher.
That was good brother.
I once had a dream catcher in my van. My language teacher gave me a talking to. She said a dream catcher was to catch your bad dreams and filter it to a good dream and said do I sleep in my van I said no. So I took it down. The next week she gave me a medicine wheel it is like a dream catcher but only with a cross in the center with the four colours in it. It bugs me when people drive around in their cars with dream catchers in them.
zzzzzz
Unless they sleep in their car?
Does that mean you can drive out with the car of your dreams.
Or nightmares if your dream catcher isn’t working.
What happens if you drive in with a Lada?
They fill it up with tins of peas.
That’s alot of peaness for one woman to handle.
I’m one tin away from the record
A good woman can handle all that peaness, as long as you buy her the occasional flour.
Well, I like to get her in the mood with some hot corn, first.
Even if she’s pasta use by date?
A maize ing, Wheatryed that, rice didn’t it work?
Maybe you forgot the condiments. Protection is everything, sugar!
A little head (of broccoli) is always a great start.
If you have anything down there that looks like cauliflower, you won’t see much sauce.
Are you gherkin me around?
It would seem to me your in a pickle.
I’d never pickle on you.
*squeeze*
Oh thank cod!
*squeeze*
Lettuce hope you can take it.
Caul her flower and give her a little rub.
Wait one second I’m writing this down; give me a chance to ketchup.
So he just needs to curry my favour….eggcellent!
Cheese, if that’s all I had to do!
Oh, don’t go for the star fruit right a way. You have to get her in the mood first, especially if she has her cherry.
Oh I see, just slow cook it until it comes to a boil.
Oil take that onboard!
Only if it is extra virgin. Other wise I will get flack for it.
Juice let me know.
Olive for extra virgin!
to tickle the pickle: jerkin the gurkin
But you have to give her a ring first. (On the telly).
Hot-dog, I think we’ve got a winner!
You can have all the peaness that you want, but if you don’t have a captain who knows where…
Sorry, there was a mixup in my head.
Tsk. Naughy Czuhc!
I trust your crew are good swimmers if they ever get tossed overboard.
You won’t find better seamen than mine.
[actual news article headline from a few years ago: ]
Judge Bars Navy from Discharging Seamen
there was actually an even more awesome headline i saw in a Taiwanese english newspaper a few years ago. “MILF Rebels Set Up Booby Traps”
Yeah, but we’d have a lada lada laffs.
I wouldn’t laff at your surprise surprise pickle.
Sorry, I’m a nuttutter with a stuttutter.
A lada of what?
Drive out with my ugly ass!
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!
that was beautiful!
*runs outside to try peeing into the air*
not against the wind grannycatflap ok
its blowing down apparently
Wet shoes?
*standingbacksqueeze*
Shhh, let Granny concentrate, the trail might end up on your shoes.
Never talk to the guy beside you when He is peeing. Or you get wet.
sooo you can only drive in with a dodge… car discrimination… smh
I drove in w/ a Toyota can was given a dumpling.
Was it steam cleaned?
and meat packed. Not at all what I expected. But I did go to Gorilla Wash…
Dodge is a damn fine car. I ran over my wife wit’ a Dodge.
Sounds like you Dodge’d and she didn’t.
Psycho Dad?
Yo, fail carwash, I’m real happy for you and imma gonna let you finish, but Rose Royce’s “Car Wash” was the baddest car wash of all time!
Owned by Leroy Brown.
*applauds*
This is an honesty win!
I don’t get it. They’re both shitty car makes, what gives? I’d be more alarmed if it said “Drive in with a Toyota / Drive out with a Ford”.
Really? I’ve never had any problems with the Dodge vehicles. But every Ford my family has owned crapped out on us beyond repair.
I’ve had several different Mustangs, but the last was the best. Bought it 3 years old with 38K miles, and aside from the odometer crapping out, I spent about $500 in repairs over 8 years and another 90K+ miles.
Unfortunately it was no match for the Chevy-driving a$$hole who rammed the back corner at about 90 mph on I-95 and never even slowed down. RIP.
If someone can turn my POS Nissan (which cost me $2500 in repairs after just one year) into a Mustang, I will be ecstatic.
Dodge is owned by ford, and if they´re shitty car makers, you must be working in cooking or cleaning business, since Ford and Dodge built the best cars in history aka “American Muscles”, something you have no idea wht it is.
I’m trying to figure out the capitalization scheme…I’m sure it’s got to be a subliminal message…
B-C-i-T-D-i-w-a-D-D-O-W-a-F
Any cryptographers in here?
Yes I think I got it :bcitdiwaddowaf means: buy cars in the Detroit industry with American dollars down on world after fear.
I’m going to drive out with a worse car than I went in with?
I’m staying away from that car wash.
WIN?
do i still keep my dodge? AND get the ford? now that would be badass
So, what you’re saying is…
…Good car goes in, shit car comes out.
Ford sucks with its 23 MPG cars… it gets owned easily by Volkswagen.
DAMN STRAIGHT
*saabs*
haha, I say this is a win
People around here take their pickups VERY seriously; their brand loyalty falls somewhere below NASCAR and above family in the list of things worth getting unnecessarily worked up over. lol
Win.
The really sad part is, someone’s going to come here and think that the fail is the Dodge-Ford thing, either not noticing the misspelling or believing that “badest” is the correct spelling.
Or they won’t notice anything wrong at all. That’s even scarier…
(I took this pic, and yeah, it wouldn’t surprise me at all in this town!)
It fails because they messed the sign up. It should say “drive in with a ford, ect.” even though both brands suck
Did he die?
I think you guys are elitist jerks who have nothing to be elitist about. There are good and bad American cars. I myself drive an import, but I would happily drive a Ford. And I hate driving Chrysler/Dodge when renting and driving for work. And so what, you can spell, and they can’t! Give yourselves a pat on the back from your junior high english teachers.
It should be the other way around.
i cant see no picture!
is this like a joke or sumthing?
yes. and the whole world is laughing at you.
Will always prefer a dodge over a ford and a Subaru STI over both.
Thats not a fail thats a win! Ford over Dodge anyday
I used to work at that gas station-remember the sign. Funny to see something so local…
Did you really work there?? Wow, I didn’t think anyone would actually recognize this. Does the owner know it’s on Failblog?
I’m Dan, btw.
More of a win then a fail.
more like the most bad@$$ car wash in town!
What if i drive in with a ford!?!
Found
On
Road
Dead
or
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love what competiotion can do to you
“Badest”? Is it not “worst”?
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us.