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Just weird!
The strangeness is compelling.
Yes, it compels me to continue being clean, drugs are bad mkay!
Its like incomprehensible
It’s like highly suspect.
(and somebody’s gonna get high, I suspect)
I like suspect you may be on the money!
It’s not higly suspect – It’s Highly Selassie!
brilliant!
except what increment of the sacred herb costs 75?
1.27 Eighths?
um its clearly a fail on the part of the police for thinking this is a drug deal when hes clearly buying cigarettes
thats what a 10pack is!
you think someone’s paying $75 for cigs? also they come in packs of 20.
ITS A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, PEOPLE!
Cartons come in packs of 10 cigarette boxes, and cost around $75 in New York. Probably just em to a minor.
there talkin beans people. BEANS!
That’s probably nice for new york, but unless that Cleveland man is one of them jet-setting storefront drug dealers….
Drugs are nice mkay!
if dont know how to use them, dont. but if you do, they can give you a nice expierience!
Uh, no. Child education FAIL.
or he’s Dutch, than it’s ok to respond like that
Society brainwashing WIN
“I SAID LEMME GET UH 10 PACK, Yo opperator, like um what you want?”
COVER THE DAMN MIC ON YO PHONE FOOL!!
lemme get a fitty….
Was he on drugs?
I hope so. Otherwise there would be no excuse.
I can only think of one other – IQ under 50
…or that his brain left him, due to the sheer stupidity
..it is going through the courts finalising the divorce settlement as we speak.
He’s being socially responsible. He’s handing out condoms.
A ten-pack? I get exhausted just thinking about that.
All I can picture is friction burns. Eeeep!
That’s what bacon lube is for.
correction, 75
So it’s 75 cents? $75 for ten condoms would be a rip off.
He asks the other guy if he needs a 10 pack, what you don’t hear is the other guy asking for 75. He’s having a heavy weekend.
Ahhh, car keys in a bowl weekend.
*nods sageley*
probably selling kittens
What? =\
11th,
the runt of the litter!!
No, that’s the gently used one on the last fail.
I’ll get me coat
Hehehehe
*tickle*
the kittens are free but if you want to make sure it’s alive – that’ll be $1200 for the CAT scan.
ooops wrong fail, communication FAIL, d’oh
slatfatf: the kittens are free but if you want to make sure it’s alive – that’ll be $1200 for the CAT scan.
Dispatcher: He is commenting on the wrong fail right now!
He’s in front of the Petstop doing a lolCATscan deal right now.
“Toonces, look out!!!”
*Snickers*
yeah…
that’s funny
lol @ slatfatf
maybe he sold it to an officer ^^
So let me see if I follow……..It’s $75.00 for a ten pack of gently used kittens? Or condoms, because condoms should not be gently used. That’s just wrong.
the kittens are free, the condoms are 75 cents, it is the phone call that is $75.
Wait am I getting this right? the kittens with condoms are free but without it is $75. And the phone call is gently used?
No, the Kittens are free and come with a condom. But a ten pack of kittens and condoms are $75. The phone was gently used but the call was vigorous.
Clear as mud blackgarnets
It’s true. They should be vigorously used.
Then discarded.
♪ Why do you want to use me up?
Why do you want to throw me away? ♪
So, 75$ for a 10 pack of catnip.
Got it, that explains why the kittens keep tearing the Zig Zags.
dope doing a dope deal
suspect doing something suspect
Perpetrator perpetrating.
Yeesh, it’s like doing those “Learn the ABC’s” charts all over again.
*reminiscer reminiscing*
*Shadowing shadow*
*Trickster tricking*
*troller trolling*
Why did he call 911??
Soooo, who was the dealer calling? *begins to wonder…*
911, to report someone speeding, can’t help but crack up over that! my hero/heroine!
That’s like the pot dealer calling the kettle corn dispatcher for munchies.
Kettle corn dispatcher? They HAVE those?
*is in heaven*
Shadow is, like, high.
*lights*
Woah… dude, that is so deep.
I told you not to smoke that entire salmon.
Are you jerking him around?
Just
rubribbing him a little.…..and stuff.
He was calling 411 for directions and dialed 9 instead.
Those damn poice… always getting in the way of my drug deals… gah, I’m going to have to find a new place to push my product now. The Pitstop is the pits,,, *grumble grumble*
Try the yard next to the poice station, it is roomy, in a good neighbourhood, and the crime rate is non existant- no one will steal your stash!
*replaces commas with periods*
*mumbles something about it being not even 6 a.m. yet.
*laughs*
*points*
*feels bad*
Sorry, it is nearly 2 in the afternoon here!
Oh that’s funny.
This is a fail of a fail. Who says that a ten pack is drugs?!? I thought he was talking about blank dvd’s?
*shrugs shoulders*
*sips coffee*
Nah, hot dogs.
Along with packages of eight buns. Bast@rds!
Seriously! You need exactly 700 packages of buns and 642 packages of hot dogs to make that even out. I don’t even LIKE enough people to have that size of a cookout.
Math FAIL.
5 packs of buns, 4 packs of hot dogs would even out.
5×8=40
4×10=40
Still doesn’t make sense though.
Its actually a double fail, not only did he go way too high,
he also didnt get it right:
700×8=5600
642×10=6420
WTF was he on? Oh, right… the 10 pack… dude, dont smoke
it all at once!
^^ multiple failures to realize she was talking in high-perbole.
What’s the context? It doesn’t even make sense. Then again…maybe it does.
what a rip off
That tears it!
That dispatcher should know the law!
Break the deal, spin the wheel!
does this count as his one phone call?
Did he just drop a dime on himself?
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/02/cleveland_man_makes_drug_deal.html
someone’s getting high off his own supply, let this be a lesson to us all
*Signs up for lessons*
Has any one noticed the last two fails appear to be mushing into one super fail….either that or they are breeding!
*Throws a bukkit of cold water on failblog*
We’ll have none of that, bad blog!
too late, it leaked.
NOOOOO!! Are you going to feed them after midnight, too?!
Tell me something, Dilly. How come a cute little blog like this can turn into a thousand ugly posters?
Seriously, try posting on the weekends…I bought another microwave and a blender just in case.
*Rents Snow White*
Occifer, I was only selling him a ten pack of beer. What do you mean I’m under arrest? I’m not done making my rounds yet.
You’re charged with selling short twelve packs, ya con-artist!
*Squeeze*
*is under a vest*
Oh! Frisky perp.
Pesky rip?
*Cuffs*
A cop I used to know busted a 15 year old a while ago for drinking beer behind his school. When he asked the kid where he bought the beer, he said, “Oh, I found it in the woods.” My friend said, “Do you drink everything you find in the woods?”
Pretty clever!
Another FAIL
http://www.zurloan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/elgilipollas.jpg
This belongs on ADC
(Americas Dumbest Criminals)
It must be a lie. It’s fox news. They probably made it up because they are evil war mongering oil barons that are all CEOs of haliburtan and eat babies.
Republicans are so stupid. I hate republicans. Thank god we have the democrats who have never made a mistake (except for buying an eraser) and their state run media (msnbc, nbc, cbs, abc, mtv) to tell us the 100% truth all the time.
“Halibut”. It’s spelled “halibut”.
“Babies” is a pretty bad typo for “halibut”, huh? …
This is not a lie. I am a Cleveland Police dispatcher and one of my colleagues took this call. I heard it myself. You’d be surprised (maybe not) just how often druggies will call us to complain that the person they bought drugs off of just robbed them, or shortchanged them.
Ahhh… Cleveland
One thing you cannot accuse criminals of. Intelligence
You forgot crazy.
Republicans are so stupid and crazy.
And do you remember when MTV was covering health care reform? I was all: OMG that’s not music! Seriously though, since when did they stop playing MUSIC? It’s like, all they do now is cover current events and politics. Well at least they tell the truth 100%.
Democrats suck.
Only in cleveland will someone do a drug-deal WHILE on the phone with 911. i need out of this city.
I hate when that happens! Plus $75 for a 10 pack is kind of steep…
Oh, please tell me who has the audio of this! I gotta get that.
Er… I posted a link but it might not let me do that. Search Google for “Alejandro Melendez calls 911″ and click the first link. That’s got your audio
what a dumbass.
I’m from the Cleveland area and I remember this story from earlier this year. The Pitstop is a donut shop in a high crime area. He was a drug dealer who saw a car across the street that he feared were armed thugs about to rob him. He called 911 because he was scared he was about to be robbed. During the call he made a drug deal.
And, yeah, I think the audio of the 911 call is out there. I heard it at the time the story was reported in the local media. I think it was on the Cleveland Plain Dealer’s web site or something. I’m too lazy too look for you all though! Sorry!
Search Google for “Alejandro Melendez calls 911″ and click the first link.
I don’t get it.
Don’t get high on your own supply… Remember that once you get out.
lol its sad that this is whats happening to our supplyers…what do we do when we run out btw thay dont use the term ten-pack anymore its been changed to swifer-bag
they*
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put the darn video insted of a screen
I dont get it?
Dangerous drugs? Why, no officer, they’re friendly. (thank you Lenny Bruce)
ITS A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, PEOPLE!
Cartons come in packs of 10 cigarette boxes, and cost around $75 in New York. Probably just em to a minor.
in cleavlend? ur dumb