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by flat they much mean flat as a piece of paper.
I am now thoroughly deflated.
Does this ever happen to you? Well good sir.. HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEVER FLAT BALL IT’S GONNA BOUNCE 10 X LONGER THAN A REGULAR ONE… R.I.P. Billy Mays
Some times you just have to say…
First
And sometimes you just have to say…
NOT
Dude…dont be that guy…
How…? How did we get a bonus fail listed BEFORE the last fail, but that shows up AFTER the last fail?
Not to mention one that says it was posted at 8am?
Someone’s been messing with the space-time continuum again…
I’ll say! I know this wasn’t here at 10am FB time, ’cause I had to refresh to get to the final fail, and this was most certainly NOT here then.
in 3, 2, 9, 4.231…
Hey, quit messing with the time stream!
note to self do not use the gt and lt symobls.
Cueing up twilight music in….oh nm joke already left station.
The stores deflate the basketballs so you have to buy their air pump thingamajigs, that’s how they get ya
But it’s never flat!
And the best part is, filling the ball up with air breaks the seal and makes it so it’ll go flat again! It’s a real rip-off.
It’s surprising that this fail hasn’t started to fill up faster than it is.
In any case, I’d like to thank the Powers That Be for the bonus fail!!
THANK YOU!
Ummm… tah dahhh
*does fancy schmancy Vanna White display hands*
It doesn’t need to fill up – just like the basketball.
But, conversation is fun! It’s even more fun when there are other people to converse with!
Pssst! (sound of air leaving basketball) – I know, that’s why I went back and told ‘em about it.
It’s not really a bonus, because we’ve been short one most of the day anyway.
We were? Which one did we miss?
*doesn’t wake up all that early so doesn’t see the ones before the 9am (my time)*
Never got the 1 am PT, first-of-the-day Fail. Some people in Europe probably are still trying to figure out what US holiday this is.
Apparently today is International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer.
Apparently today is also Stepfamily Day
Oh really?
Must…resist…temptation….
ORLY?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*screams and runs out of the room*
See now I resisted the urge to do that and look what you went and did!
Now go punish yourself or I will go get the K@.
Yessir!
*goes to corner and thwacks self with hallibut (shellacked)*
*takes the halibut (shellacked), gives GBF a brownie* Don’t beat yourself up about it.
*fills up fail*
I’d think Doctor Who would be disconcerted by the timing of this fail.
He’s not the only one.
Has the Blogmonster broken his clock or something? This is all deeply disturbing.
We SNORKed too much – we were warned.
That’s the new blogmonster?
*snork*
I’ll agree with the monster part!
*snorsqueeze*
Wake up Ms B!
*gently shakes*
Ah, so Boggy has been liasing with 5 eagles, eh? I knew it!
Who is Boggy? and who is this 5 eagles fellow?
And where the heck did this fail come from? *5 eagles pulling out his hair wait has none starts banging his head against wall*
I suppose it could be worse. We could have never gotten the bonus fail at all!
*goes to check clocks, just in case*
Wow, FB actually went back in time.
Bit late now to make up for the lack of 1am fail though.
well then darn it I’n getting in my Delorean and going back to the future.
“The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”
32th!
Bonus fail, after the last fail, but time says before the last first fail……last…before..fail…bonus…
*brain explodes*
*poof*
Well that was disappointing.
*mops floor with ShamWows*
*checks if anybody’s looking*
*secretly puts some grey matter in bag for ZA’s midnight snack*
Hey I saw that!
Oh well, there wasn’t much there to begin with and it wasn’t as if I was going to use it.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hands Ms B a shamwow*
If ball stays inflated longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
*sticks stickers on his car’s rear bumper*:
“Flatts happen!”
“Honk if your horn works!”
“Soccer – best fun guaranteed!”
*laughs his @$$ off*
Well it isn’t flat… I’d buy it!
You know what they say about men with strong hands.
I thought it was big feet, not strong hands.
He has a lonely life and has no wife?
They wear tough gloves?
Tom Hanks; “Don`t hate me for this Wilson” fondles Spalding “It`s just been too long”.
I like the way you fondle Kellyhaveago. Like squeezing a ummmm breast?
Hi 5, well, he`s doing it rather disinterestedly isn`t he, he obviously misses Wilson. Did you see “Castaway”?
Favorite movie of all time Mr Kellyhaveago. It was different how they filmed it. Tom Hanks gained weight for the start of the movie, sort of reversed ??
Ha, I wish I’d have thought of that, I sell these all day.
maybe this is a very old basketball
epiclolfail
ufailepicly
The small print probably reads, “Pump air first”
The really small print says “Bus Stop”
So maybe this is what they meant by “the world is flat”… it’s deflated and not completely round? (Unlikely)
Deflated balls are such a letdown.
Never a basketball.
Hey shadowthesniper! Shoot hoopes?
I actually purchased the same basketball, and it also was flat and never held air.
fail
Read the instrauction, rubb it to INFLAYT
Either it is already flat or the guy’s got super-strength
It’s a bit flat. Needs more air. Go Michael Jordan!
Well, x10 longer than 1 second is still only 10 seconds.
New technology < AIR
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo photoshopped.
Yes, but it will never be really flat! It’ll forever stay this limp!
It may never go flat, but usually one has to fill it first.
This fail fails.
I had one of these and it deflated too, after that I sure didn’t have a ball.
dude you have to fillit with air opps i mean fail
he squeezed it, fools.
I have one of those basketballs, it is 4 years old, and it hasn’t deflated once, not even after months of non use.
The product works, the guy probably deflated the ball on purpose.
Yes, I agree. I don’t have one, but the guy probably deflated it on purpose. :l
It will never go flat after you inflate it.
Never say never
This picture is a FAIL. The guy who took it FAILED.
I’m yet to buy a basketball inflated.