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reportero agente del caos es un joker
italian reporters are stupid
i like how he’s named after a phone….
Questo giornalista non è l’italiano.
It’s spanish you d**k.
(this is like the weiner calling the Weiner a d**k.)
its mexican dont be stupid why u think he says “here in tlanepantla, estado de MEXICO” ?
THEY SPEAK SPANISH IN MEXICO.
is mexican daaaa
I saw thie video here in Mex, and was wondering how many time would it take to be up in FAILBLOG, as expected, this took a long time…
he isn’t italian, he is mexican from TV AZTECA does that mean something to you???
Is not Italian, he’s Mexican.
… on a vera cruise.
Don’t drink the water.
heh … Cuèllar-Montero’s revenge
*Runs for the border*
lol … did he dye a South-American-bird,-Rhea americana-or-Pterocnemia pennata,-resembling-the-African-ostrich-but-smaller-and-having-three-toes?
How slothful.
yah i didn’t mean this reporter. i meant italian ones. idiot.
yah.. i think u are quite stup!d
I think you’re both a couple of weiners.
More like brats, no?
… of the wurst kind.
Hey, you guys are on a roll!
But we mustard of these puns eventually.
We relish them too much.
I need to ketchup.
I had a feeling that, if I went away for a while, I’d be able to ketchup when I got back.
What are the odds?
50/50?
There was a certain sear-and-dippity to your timing.
lolcats’ up in your comments
burg’aring your condiments
*admires the Admiral’s buns*
Yes, looks like he’s lost a little wheat.
glute(n)us maximus de minimus?
Did he rye it?
(^ could have spelt it wry)
Ooooh…high marks from my favorite grill!
*sizzles*
He’s not speaking italian, he’s speaking spanish, and not because he doesn’t speak english is stupid…
Moron, he is not italian.. he is mexican.. now
mexican reporters are stupid!!
ok, that’s why many people hate u
LOL is MExican
xD ese reportero es mexicano
It is mexican indeed, FAIL
He is japanese T_T
Fail… its a mexican reporter… thats SPANISH, not italian
Is a Mexican reporter u moron ¬¬
ass hole is mexican i think you are the stupid
Culture Fail. He is not Italian, but Mexican
Osea que wey, primero que se entere del idioma y nación y luego que critique
Comment FAIL !!!
The reporter is Mexican, not italian, IDIOT !!!
the reporter is mexican you idiot
He is mexican is the channel TV AZTECA lol xD
Mexican you moron..
He said “hay hay hay” like Speedy Gonzales, so he is Mexican
Intelligence FAIL
lol is spanish he is mexican….. FAIL!!!!
self knowing fail!!
well second is good malluawanga heeh
washed out reporter…
he’s all wet
…behind the ears. He’s just floating over the issues.
You can tell he loves his job by the way he pours himself into his work.
I think he’s in over his head.
You have to add mire his style.
heh … a muckraker
*Snickers*
You just can’t sling mud without getting some on yourself.
Sure can….*Splash*
-Looking down-
Ok… can’t
Earth tones are in this year.
That’s what I hear.
Did you get a load of his get up?
Well, I missed “lode”. Which reminds me, who decided loden was a good color for clothing? It’s greenish in daylight and brown in fluorescent light. Or is that the other way ’round? ‘Tis a very annoying color.
Is that a loded question AA?
Sounds stoned to me.
With just a hint of lime…
Sounds Ca-carbonate’d to me.
Does that make you Fizz on the concept?
That name rocks.
… a.k.a. Fossil on the sedimentary rock that forms either by the accumulation of shells, shell fragments, or coral fragments, or by the crystallization of the mineral calcite from water.
TMI on the orecept.
Probably just from a pool of field reporters.
… representing a flood of talent.
But they are turning the tide.
It’s the wave of the future.
en una onda de la inundación
What a drip
He’s swamped with work.
I think he’s made quite a splash with this report.
… for his ground-breaking investigation.
In the end, I think he’ll dig himself out.
Then hose himself down.
I dunno…he looks pretty bogged down.
All trying to produce riverting stories for us to read.
Too bad there’s a huge hole in the plot.
The earth seemed to have dropped right out from under him.
Did he dry?
It’s Jesus, but looks like he’s out of shape..
At least he tried to save the mic.
He didn’t want to use it to sprinkle the water?
Heh he, sort of an inverse aspergillum?
Probably was afraid of getting electrocuted – not that it would happen.
He got so hot over this issue, he needed to cool off.
He dove deep into the burning issue?
That was some pretty nasty looking “water”.
Not the cuddle puddle, eh?
The cuddle puddle is much dirtier, but in a better way.
There being a difference between “dirty” and “naughty”.
We like it in the gutter.
*pulls Avis in*
Aaaaack!
*sputters*
The kitchen is not quite as bad as it was now.
(My step-father needed the computer, so I went and cleaned up some of the mess)
So, you’re saying that you cleaned the sink(hole) in your kitchen?
Yeah, and it’s left me feeling drained.
You had to clean the mess in the kitchen just so your step-father could use the computer? Wow, that’s quite a mess!
(Just kidding, I recognized the real cause and effect.)
You should have seen the kitchen! And it’s just gonna get messy again, I have another dish to prepare!
Forget sex, my ultimate fantasy is to cook all day while someone else cleans up.
Why not find a way to combine the two?!
*is cooking all day*
*is also doing the clean up*
*swaps the sex and the cooking*
As long as I can not have to deal with the clean up, I’ll take both!
When’s your fancy-schmancy dinner date?
Friday evening. I have been mentally going over my wardrobe, tying to figure out what to wear. I’ve decided to shock him and wear a skirt, among other things.
*almost never wears skirts*
Short white dress, demure, black tights, white kitten heels. Never fails.
Perhaps he’ll shock you too Avis and wear a skirt.
Oooooh…I likes me a man in a kilt!
*reminisces about being in Scotland*
The gutter is more fun.
I’m with you.
Oo!
*click*
I think its the people not the puddle.
(That make it better that is.)
He likes to be very immersive in the stories he covers.
fail.
Your mastery of observation is unrivaled
The man deserves a Pulitzer.
The reporter deserves a poolitzer
pfft, even for me that was terrible
Ah, well. Shit happens.
That would be called a shart…
Every girl’s crazy ’bout a shart dressed man.
… otherwise known as a ZZ top?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BFF, language! *gets out soap* Don’t make me wash your mouth out…
*flees in terror*
You’ll never take me alive!
I’ll let it slide this time… but don’t let me catch you using language like that again Mr. *wags finger at BFF*
Okay.
*shuffles over to the corner*
*sits down to think about what he’s done*
Hey! Did you guys know there’s an earlier fail that happened later?
Okay, who fiddled with the space-time contiuum? Do I have to push the Universe Implosion button?
*headdesk*
What?! What have I done?! Was it something I said?! WHAT?!?!?!
*runs in circles, screaming with arms in air*
The people who helped get him out deserve a Pullitzer.
…and a Hoistman Trophy.
…and a Noble Prize.
… and a Towny
why are all the comments always play on words it’s really annoying
Why do people always complain about wordplay? It’s really annoying.
Why do people complain about people complaining about people complaining about wordplay?
*gets a headache*
They won’t let us draw pictures. Try this site if you would rather have that:
ht tp://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/
Why are annoying plays comments on words?
Why so series of jokering comments?
sentence structure fail
Words are our tinkertoys! We’re building a city of fun!
*tries to build onto what Judy said*
Dragon would love that comment, Judy!
Would?
She will love it, you’re right.
And, indeed, she does!
Mind…the construction; please watch your step.
There’s a gap in your construction.
I think I’ll mind it.
♫ We built this city
We built this city on fun and pun ♫
fial!
Dum-de-dum-de-dum…
*SPLASH!*
hehehe *k-Splosh!*
This reminds me of Robin Hood Men in Tights…
“Help me!! I can’t swim!!”
Yay Chez!
*spills confetti all over ground*
*slips on it and splashes*
Woohoo Chez!
*starts bubble machine*
Yes, congrats chez! Cross your fingers, ’cause that one’s reusable (like Judy’s).
*snorkity*!!
*pops the champagne*
*sʇıɐʍ*
*drops in*
¿sʇǝǝʍs ‘ƃuoן ƃuıʇıɐʍ
*ssɐd ‘ƃnןƃ ‘ƃnןƃ*
Hey Blinkin!
Looks like confetti a war down there.
“Hey man, maybe we should send the dummies into battle”
Oh sorry… *goes to squeeze* AAHHH! You’ve lost both your arms in battle!
*Runs in circles until contact with wall*
UMPHF!!!
Can you see now?
But you grew some nice boobs…
Congrats on powering the fail!!!
*squeeze*
Yay! *steals Ms.B’s confetti* *tosses*
Hey!
*steals back confetti*
*throws*
:p
Alright, this means war… *gets confetti cannon, points at Ms.B*
Eeep!
*loads up confetti grenades*
*gets helmet and cammo paint*
*dives behind rock*
Time to build my fort! I will rule the blog!!!
*jumps in bunker*
*sees collection of used sham-wows*
*jumps out*
*shudder*
Mwahahahahahahahaha! It worked!
*pelts WIK with confetti*
*Dramatically falls to ground with sounds of agony*
*Detonates confetti land mines*
HA-ha!
Hey! Doesn’t anyone knock anymore?
Let me aid you!
*fires confetti ICBMS*
See how that goes, eh?
*strolls in casually* Hey all, hows it *grenade flies by* ….Going…
*recruits* Ok, your job is to draw out the enemy with these cookies…
Ooh, thanks. I was just finishing lunch and thinking of dessert. *noms a cookie* Hmm… triple chocolate fudge oatmeal… Can’t really do oatmeal myself. *scatters cookies*
Hey! You do not want to eat those!!
….?
*hiccups* *confetti comes out ears* What the?!
*snorkrofflesqueeze*
*hands chez some earplugs*
Hiccups? Judy is going to “hand” you another plug.
*snickers*
Yeah, this might be relatively effective for hiccups!
*inserts E.T. finger…*
*swipes a cookie*
*takes cover and noms*
*waits for giggling to start*
Bet’cha didn’t know I had Arthur’s recipe.
*giggles*
These are good!
*giggles while swiping more cookies*
Hey! That’s cheating!
*lobs grenade in direction of plate*
Did you count to 3 and only to 3, not only to two nor proceed to four?
Shoot! I thought that was only when dealing with demon rabbits!
Yes, shoot! Shoot the demon rabbits!
*aims confetti Uzi at demon rabbits and fires*
Should we shoot him now, or wait until we get home?
Yes!
*watches as duck bill flies across the room*
*squeeze!*
I love that there’s always someone around here to get references! Speaking of Daffy, the Daffy band-aid was the only thing to stop my son’s screaming after his flu shot the other day. That perked him right up!
That’s preposterousth!
Ah, yes, that would be me – the one who didn’t get the reference.
Dat’s okay, sweets. We love you anyway.
*squeeze!*
*rips off poster on tree*
DUCK SEASON!
Hmm? *looks at video again* Hey that is one of mine! *squeeze* *starts poking bubbles*
*brings in the bubbly*
Congrats, Chez!
Hey, great party, chez! You really know how to power ‘em!
*squeeze*
I’d do the usual confetti cannon bit, but it appears the cannon was stolen from me and used in some sort of confetti warfare, so I’ll just congratulate you and hope someone else will volunteer to clean up this mess.
Unless we like all the colorful bits lying around, of course.
It’s always more fun when everyone throws their bits around.
Do I detect a dissenting opinion?
*keeps naughty bits close at hand*
I like my bits to stay attached, theng-kew!!
You’re a champ at the bits.
Congats Chez!
I brought spar–
*sees giant mounds of confetti, nonchalantly puts sparklers and lighter away*
I brought, ummm, spare shovels to help clean up!
No snorks or any other form of snorks on this fail please stamped it no rubsies.
?
I have no idea what you’re trying to say, 5 eagles. Could you be a bit clearer?
He is trying to change the blog, being a bit of an annoyance complaining about snorks…
But snorks are lovely! They sum up the funniness of a comment in one word!
SNORK!!!
*snorksqueezies*
Yup! *SNORKSQUEEZE*
*snorkity squeeze and cuddles*!!!
Sorry EMP I should of asked you for my opinion. I am not butyou are trying to change the blog sounds like you are calling me names “annoyance complaining ” making me feel less human. thanks.
Actually I said you were being an annoyance, I said that you were complaining, these are actions and not labels. I am not attempting to change anything about the blog, that is what you are doing. You are the one who is complaining about snorks and asking people to stop it. I am not trying to make you feel “less than human” I am merely explaining to Bondfan what he may have missed on the other fail…
By insisting that no one *snorks* you are indeed trying to change the blog. We were *snork*ing long before you showed up, and will continue to do so. For as long as we care to. Attempts to stop us will likely result in an increase in said *snorks*.
Fine what ever.LOL
I don’t think you’re going to get any commendations by dismissing Avis’ constructed critisism with a simple “whatever” and a “LOL” to top it off.
Avis doesn’t talk to me anyways GBF so no worries mate. Have a pastie.
Thanks again my fine/i> feathered friend.
Hides missing italics closer.
*SNORK!*
*snorkles*
A guy’s gotta breathe!
Speak for yourself.
*write ZA a prescription for Snork* Take this once a day either for the next three weeks or until your able to breath again.
Caution: Over Snorking may result in a loss of breath.
Side effects may include: Irritable commenters and death. (or life should the patient already be experiencing death) Contact your physician if you are pregnant or think you may become pregnant.
Now wait a second here, just because I have a detachable penis doesn’t mean I can get pregnant.
But it does make one feel like less of a man…
If it is detachable, I’d think he could feel like a man any damn time he wants to! Which would make him feel more of a man, eh?
BTW, Qwaz, *squeeze*!
Mine is always attached, so I wouldn’t be able to compare.
*Sneak-a-squeeze*
*sneaky-squeeze-back-atcha*
You? Not know what you’re talking about? Nonsense.
*Sensible squeeze*
*appreciative squeeze*
? so, did you marry the “woman who walks beside you” yet?
No August 20 2010. Full moon is then? Are you going to come? I am slowly getting nervous.
where are you located? I may be able to attend, but it depends on where it is taking place. I will, of course, attend in spirit!
Owen Sound Ontario.
Really? I was born there.
really Hammykins?
Yeah, but I spent my childhood in Southampton.
That so cool hammykins. At saugeen? or the white people side LOL.
You been to the Queens the barf and blood bucket?
White people side? You have zombies there too?
A river separates natives and non natives.
Abstract, where have you been lately anyway? Applying for a new job with Zomcon?
you watched it!!! yeah!! did you like it? Actually i’ve been very distracted lately and sick as of this week. on Monday I was in no mood to comment, so I just lurked. *squeeze* I love my favorite zombie!!
Get lots of rest and lots of fluids, I hope you’re feeling better soon.
Definitely not the “typical” zombie movie, but absolutely cute and fun. Now there’s a description that I never figured I’d apply to a zombie movie! Many thanks for the recommendation on that one. One little thing I sort of had an issue with though was near the end when Timmy was tied to the tree and Fido’s collar went dark, yet Fido still listened to Timmy. It seemed like a bit of a hole, but one that was easily overlooked in a “fun” movie (I work at putting my disbelief aside during “fun” movies, as disbelief tends to ruin the fun).
*rummages underground*
*returns with a few extra hands*
*gives Fido 5 thumbs up*
yeah!!! I loved that movie! that one part was wrong even for the logic set up in the context of the movie. But you’re right, suspend disbelief. I told you it made me think of you, and it was cute!! *smooch*
*hopes he can return the favor someday*
The first part (up to ‘fail’) made sense and I disagree. The second part… is that a copy/paste from engrish?
I guess I didn’t understand it either, as I would have included the word “please” in the first part, whereas you put it in the second part.
Hey you’re right, the please makes sense too. Maybe through careful thought and interpretive dance we can get the whole sentence to make sense?
*cleans screen*
*starts dancing*
*interprets the dance*
*cleans screen again*
*rubsies MRN*
*Interprets*
Refresh, refresh, refresh!
Actualizar, actualizar, actualizar!
(until it’s claro,)
*claws from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*cranks up volume and pushes play*
*”Last Dance” starts playing*
*10 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard starts dancing and gyrating*
*dirt falls from them all*
Did he die?
No silly, he got photoshopped back to normal straight after the incident.
See teh pixles!!!!one!!!eleventy!!!
*gives Ms B a tranquilizer*
There, there, sweetie…just take this…
I wish we could get in depth coverage like that in America. I might watch the news instead of read FAIL BLOG.
But then you’d be well informed and we wouldn’t know Jack.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
(If only I had a Shining Nicholson for every time I’ve heard that….)
(…you’d have redrum?)
REDRUM!!
Oh, sorry.
Jack and Jill went up the hill…(need I finish?)
?
Fine, I will finish it for you..
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
lol… ahh thanks for that one MRN
Dumb wader going down.
Did he dip?
He got the skinny on the water table rising.
Reminds me of Chinese takeaway.
I’ll have #37 and #59 please (wonton soup and cha siu).
Splunge!
*squeeze!*
half way through the vid, a man in background pulls a gun . . . running away fail
I was so certain the Fail was going to involve that guy in the background.
THANK YOU! That was the first thing I noticed too, but I guess all the comments above are people who only half watched it! I was afraid I was the only one paying attention.
::::joining the group of folks who pay attention:::
what the heck is going on? i leave for awhile and *DOT ORG!* comes back.
DOT ORG!
Do you have a problem with the cycling man? Well, do ya?!
at least it is at the end of the vid now.
DOT ORG!
Ah, it’s like a good friend you haven’t seen in a while.
It came back to you quickly, like falling off a bike.
…and getting struck by lightning…
Then screaming out.
What’s going on in the background at 0:30?
Check that, at 0:10
looks like some masked phantom. maybe he cursed the reporter or even pushed him in!
Hey! You ever notice that this sort of thing only ever happens to men??????
Well of course. Women are all busy running over traffic gates.
Grrrrr, If you weren’t already undead…..
….She would totally accidenty you with with her car.
died ? he? did ?
Tenía que ser de TVAzteca…
Well, time for me to head back to class for a while, but I leave you with a recipe I find quite fitting my status as a student:
2 cans baked beans
1/2 package little smokies (chopped)
8 ounces of sharp cheddar cheese (grated)
5-6 slices of bacon
Combine beans, chopped smokies in a medium pot. heat on low and stir periodically while bacon is cooking in a separate pan. When bacon is crispy take it off the pan and put it on a cutting board to cool. Add grated cheese and the bacon grease from cooking to the mixture. Stir thoroughly. When bacon is cool enough chop finely and add it as well. increase heat to med/high and continue stirring until all cheese is melted. Serve with fruit or this will kill you. Makes 6-8 servings.
Enjoy that one, I sure do. Good luck all.
How does the fruit make less lethal?
It’s like when people say, “Well, I had the salad, so I guess I can have the double cheeseburger.”
Salad AND a double cheeseburger? That’s a lot of food!
In the restaurant where I work it’s always amusing to see the fattest people order the diet Coke.
You beat me to it by less than a minute. I always laughed at the same people at my first job. I was a supervisor at a burger joint and the really BIG people would come in and order exactly what I said below.
There’s a reason for that. When I quit smoking about 6 years ago, my doctor put me on a very strict – 1500 cal. per day – diet. Obviously, my sodas were diet. And I still drink them. Once you get used to the taste, the “sugared” drinks seem almost sickeningly sweet.
2 words: seltzer.
But I don’t like Brian’s orchestra!
What about their Lebanon Bologna? You’re not that far from serious bologna territory, have you ever had it?
*dreams about the pre-non-mammal-eating days*
Wow – “serious bologna territory” – I don’t think so. We had lunch in Lebanon, Ohio on Sunday, but I had the eggs.
This would be Lebanon, PA. There are a few spots in CT that sell Seltzer’s bologna, but I’ve stopped looking. I was down in that neck of the woods a few years ago (near Hershey) and stopped at the factory / store. Nice place, great bologna. *sigh*
You know what they put in bologna, don’t you?
Ground up trolls.
No WONDER the stuff is so bad!!
:ick:
Lebanon Bologna is more like a salami – but, I hear you, it’s too easy to put anything in a ground-up meat. Funny, tho’ – since I gave up beef and pork I don’t miss steak and pork chops at all, but occasionally wake up at night craving a fried Vidalia onion and bologna sandwich, with mayo and melted cheese.
I’m not a vegetarian by ANY means, but I don’t eat much beef and pork. I’m a chicken/turkey/lamb kinda gal.
Mmmm. Laaaaaaaaaaaaamb.
And to think that chicken and turkey are cheaper. We win!
Isn’t it funny that most diet soda drinkers say the same thing – “once you get used to the taste …”? Maybe I’m just brain-dead (maybe??), but that’s not the best sales pitch I’ve ever heard.
so … the undead guy didn’t diet afterall
They could have diabetes (type 2) and be trying to reduce their sugar intake.
Hmph, I missed something there. Post took out the *irony* mock-html tags. Oops.
Yeah, that too, or they could be ignorant fat slobs. You decide.
I was saying that tongue in cheek.
I know, I replied before I saw your invisible irony tag.
Basically anything inside shift-comma and shift-period will try to interpret as HTML on this site, and, like any HTML, will ignore if not recognized.
Aha, thank you for that.
I’ll have 2 triple cheeseburgers with extra cheese, a large order of fries, a large chocolate milkshake……..and a diet coke.
RHSC! I’m ashamed of you!
I think that’s a Canadian thing.
…which isn’t to say it isn’t delicious.
It’s a Canadian thing that’s also enjoyed in West Virginia!
And Texas. But we use deep fried gravy.
“deep fried” gravy, Skrat?
Kindly demonstrate.
Don’t forget bacon – it’s a condiment now, goes on everything.
In Britain, ketchup goes with everything. Restaurants are complaining kids ask for it with every dish.
Round these parts it’s ranch dressing and fry sauce. They go with everything! Apparently…
I remember reading a few years ago that salsa had passed ketchup in the US in sales.
What is fry sauce? I’m intrigued – always like to experiment with sauces.
You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Fry sauce is basically a mix of ketchup and mayo. There are a few places that have taken it and refined it, but mostly it’s just ketchup and mayo.
I love mayo-based dips for french fries! Mustard and mayo, or honey mustard dressing (w or w/o mayo) are also great.
However, I still say that the best french fries deserve only 1 topping: cider (or malt) vinegar.
ht tp://www.bigtex.com/foodlocator/newfoods.asp
*clickie*
We fry everything. I’ll post some pics from the TX-OU game this year of the fried masterpieces. The Tx State Fair is at the same place and the fried bacon rules!
@Vincent/Aja: I’m guessing mayo, straight up? (Probably a better mayo than we have in the US as well).
Pulp Fiction ref!
*Prefers mayonnaise to ketchup for fries*
Not a big fan of the mayo. I prefer fries with peanut sauce.
For a split second there I read that as “I prefer fries with peanut butter”.
You can make peanut sauce from peanut butter. So it’s not far off.
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm. Peanut sauce….!
*wipes away drool*
But I prefer my fries with a most excellent vinegar and some sea salt, myself.
Fries, sprinkled with pecorino romano, served with a truffled mayonnaise. Absolute heaven.
I’m not a big fan of mayo. I’ve never liked it…even if you put truffles in it! :p
I used to hate the stuff, years ago. My father used to make sandwiches with both mayo AND butter. They were foul! I think I learned to cook because my family ate things that were just so nasty.
Malt vinegar on fries all the way!
I’m with MRN. Mayo is definitely the #1 condiment ever.
Unless you add relish, in which case they combine into a super-condiment.
You take a ladle of gravy, pour a flour/egg batter on the outside, then drop it in a vat of really hot grease. The batter hardens forming a shell with gravy in the middle….Tasty. We do the same thing to ice cream…Yum.
I forgot to mention you use liquid nitrogen to freeze the gravy ball, then dip it into the batter, then deep fry. The hot oil melts the gravy but it is trapped in the hardened batter.
OMG, that sounds…weird. I’ve had fried ice cream, but…what, do you just bite into a big ball of gravy??? Ew!
Thanks for the postscript. I was having a hard time trying to grasp the concept of dipping gravy into a batter, the gravy being liquid and all.
Hey, Dragon – how about deep fried butter? I saw that on the internet a couple of weeks ago. Dip a cold chunk of butter in batter and fry, fry away! I think you have to sign a release form at the fair before they can sell you this.
Deep fried butter is a Paula Deen trademark. She must be married to a cardiologist.
I’m pretty sure my intestines would explode if I tried to eat anything like that. Geesh.
Holy crap. I’m drowning in drool over here.
*throws Hammykins a lifesaver*
My cholesterol went up 30 points just reading this thread.
Fried Turkey is the BEST!
Aja is around here somewhere – don’t they call something like that bitterballen in Holland?
Ah the pinnacle of Dutch cuisine. Bitterballen contain ragout, which has more substance than gravy. And there’s no cooling involved.
Oh, god, why on earth would you add the bacon grease? The rest just sounds un-appetizing, adding the grease is, oh, god, pass me the bukkit, and not because I misspelled anything…..
Hey, I think it’s a perfect main dish. And the bacon grease is for flavor of course, but I forgot to mention you shouldn’t add it all. I do, but I’ve got 4% body fat, what do I care? (come to think of it the reason I like this so much might be my body’s total lack of calorie stores)
*thwacks chez on principal*
4%? That is grossly unfair!!! I so much as look at bacon and I gain a pound!
That being said, I just pulled a rustic tomato tart out of the oven. No, no bacon, but lots of yummy cheese!
Rustic tomato tart? That sounds very interesting, please explain.
farts!
Hijole!
Frijoles!
Sijole!!
Sinkhole!
…de Mayo (con patatas fritas)
awww, that’s twice I’m slow today…
lol “The rain was so bad that, so you can have an idea, look at th…” SPLASH!!
Yep. He did a great job telestrating just how bad the rain was.
They say if you play a Windows Vista CD backwards you hear voices telling you to worship satin….Thats nothing, if you play if forward you install Windows Vista.
Wow, a CD tells you to worship a cloth? Microsoft must have a secret alliance going on with the Satin Industry! They must be stopped!
I worship satin, if i don’t the Knights in White Satin will killify me.
I myself am a muslin.
I am exploring several religions before I decide – I am currently between the sheets.
Corduroy borrow some pamphlets from you when you are done?
I’m a permanent pressbyterian.
I’m a dyed in the wool Kashmir Buddhist.
Denim:We don’t cotton to no muslins around here. Hey Rayon, bring me my iron!
I’m syn[pa]thetic to all of your thoughts.
I got cotton a few problems in confession.
Probably cuz you keep getting caught nylon down in front of the boys and….nevermind.
don’t be fabricating no false hoods lying on your back
Hey, she was the one airing her dirty laundry for all to see!
To a man of the cloth, no less.
Italian’s speak Italian. That my friends is a video of people speaking Spanish!
I think they’re just faking.
Who am I now?
I think you’re just faking … or missy’ing around.
Can any of us truly say who we are?
What is normal, anyway?
Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
98.6 Fahrenheit.
(My replies are slow since I am forced to use Opera for awhile. It’s like trying to wade through a tar pit. I appreciate your patience in waiting for my witty observations on life. Thank you.)
(*squeeze*)
Greetings Dragonscribbler! How has it been going here?
You use Firefox don’t you? Any idea where it hides the bookmarks on the hard drive. Opera didn’t import all of them, ie. failblog. I want to delete Firefox (scrub the disk clean of it) and load the newest version. Updating just don’t work.
Hmm. No idea. I use google bookmarks so I never lose them and can access them from any computer.
And things have been good! Silliness, pun-runs, trolls…things are pretty much as per usual here.
yo dog …
I see a couple replies to that question online here (for Windows) —
ht tp://www.answerbag.com/q_view/147125
… I suspect more could be found googling “Firefox bookmarks harddrive”
Thanks. The answer is that there isn’t a folder with the bookmarks. However it did tell me how to make a back-up one. Tomorrow I start scrubbing out Firefox and installing the new version. Opera stinks.
I see you are keeping score. I didn’t know this was your aria of expertise.
I’m no expert of note.
I think the tenor of this conversation has changed.
Making a bass observation?
Hiya, Coyote! We were wondering where you have been just the other day.
*squeeze!*
The more I see of man, the more I like puppies. ~Mme. Germaine de Staël
Hello Dilly!
Hi sillyfur! I was looking for you, but nobody would tell me which yurt or cave you were hiding in…
My PeoplePC connection went belly up on the first. I then called Copper.net on the 4th to change over. They were to send me a disk. I waited. I waited some more. Monday I called them back. I wasn’t on any list to get a disk. The tech entered some data, pushed a button or two and walked me through a procedure. In five minutes I was back on. Why the first tech didn’t do that I have no idea.
Now I’m battling Firefox to get it working properly. It never ends.
How did Monty go?
Monty was amazing, I learned so much on that show. Mainly that I’m really damn good at the job I want to be doing when I get out of school, good to know. And to commiserate, I just spent half an hour bitching out Comcast for screwing up my internet when I canceled my cable, I haven’t been home in a month and I’m moving in two weeks so I don’t need to watch tv, but when I pop in, like now, I want my damn internets to work! I hate these people so much. Every minute, so much more.
Am I the only one that noticed the guy in the background that looks like he’s raising a pistol to shoot the guys on the left?
No, you’re not. Try reading the comments before posting. Have a nice day
.
That better GFB. You said that with a smile.
Well, he’s never fully dressed without it.
Ackkkkkkkkkkkkk! It’s the RETURN OF THE OBNOXIOUS VOCALIZATION??? Putting it at the end instead of at the beginning doesn’t make it any less obnoxious.
-Cougar :{)
Thank you. Your opinion has been noted, and will be addressed by the appropriate personnel as they chuck it into the drink.
It will also be ridiculed relentlessly, set fire to, spat on, run over, trampled on, and tossed in a vat of hydrochloric acid.
(Psst, BF – you forgot “driven over a cliff in a jeep.”)
Of course. It will also be torpedoed by a submarine, put in the firing range of a machine gun, placed in the mouth of a tiger, and attached to an ICBM.
We can use it in the confetti war!
Toss it into the sun, toss it into a black hole, and toss into a super nova.
I hope Ms B has some insane tossing skills, ‘cuz I’m not gonna let her even close to a sun, black hole, or supernova.
It’s not an issue in trust, I just preffer her in one piece.
*sigh*
I’m sure Ms McMillian has seen her share of all three in her travels, but that’s not the name I wish to go under.
Really? You’ve never seen her in a two-piece, then.
By the way, nice moustache.
Reminds me of Ron Burgandy.
I was going to say the Pringles potato chip[crisp] guy.
Great, thanks, Judy. Now I’ve got the munchies!
Care for some crisps, Ms B? I’ve got plenty…
DOT ORG!!
ZA & 5 Eagles, if you’re still here, I replied to you above^^. Sorry, actually busy at work for a change. hee hee
I unnerstand, same thing happened to me this afternoon (busy at work). How dare these people think that just because they pay me I should actually DO SOMETHING for them???
Was there a guy pointing a gun in the background at the beginning of the video?
Look again – he’s not there.
It;s the gunman from the grassy knoll!
Oh, sorries. *Replaces it;s with it’s*
Its a brassy troll!
Can someone tell me, what does a dink taste like?
That third step is a doozy!
Hey! Who put that in there?? *removes doozy and put the step back in*
*walks off muttering* “Kids these days…”
*sneaks out of the dirty puddle*
*quietly switches the third step back to a doozy*
*sneaks back under the puddle*
*randomly runs by and accidently bumps into the field reporter into the puddle*
*falls in to*
Dang it!
*Stares incredulously at doozy* No wait just a minute…
*throws ShamWow into puddle*
*waits for water to recede* Aha! Now you put that stair right back were you found it ZA! *crosses arms, taps foot*
What’s going on in the background? At first I thought that the one guy that came in from the right had a gun and was pointing it at the other guys. At first I thought that was the fail because the camera moved away from it.
…
Garnet is testing out her new avatar
A garnet in a new garment … is still a gem.
Is ok. Hi, blackgarnets.
likes garnet’s new avatar
HATES THAT THIS RIBBONS STILL NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE REPLY BUTTON EVEN AFTER A FRIENDLY TUTORIAL
*likes that some people still need squeezes every now and then*
*squeezes dilly*
*likes squeezes*
(NEEDS ONE BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN SEVERELY FRUSTRATED BY RETARDS ALL DAY)
Watch your step…
oops too late.
I’ve been overloaded with homework causing me to not blog often.
We miss you you bro.
*squeeze*
Woah. This is, like, a deep fail, like, ya know?
Hi, sweetie! Missed ya! How’s things?
*squeeze*
Great, can’t chat, just wanted to say “hi” before I call it a night! Miss you all!!
*squeeze*
Wait, I just got here!
*squeeze!*
taking a dump
Interesting that it’s not the last fail posted that gets the action, it’s the last one in the link – even among those who know about both.
Wahha?
Oh, the fail before this one was actually posted after this one, despite the time stamp. I notice a few of the people still posting were here when it happened, but this Fail is still the popular one, even for them (and now, me).
Yea I saw the never flat one pop out of place.
Well, I just got the remains of a carton of ice cream out of the freezer. It’s about 3/4 of a pint left over from a 1 1/2 qt container. I’m eating it right out of the carton. What are the odds I’ll stop before it’s all gone?
(Hint: I already threw out the lid.)
…and no, I’m not depressed. (but I am posting comments too quickly)
Hey did anyone notice the Mexican drug cartel pulling a gun in the background? (check it out :07 to :09)
That’s nothing compared to what’s at :36 to :42.
Yeah, like where he’s waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say…
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
at :25 or :6 to 4
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Tool Time!
Peanut Butter Jell–
Nope. Leaving that one alone.
It can’t be that time yet. The peanut butter ran out
.
Just up and left? No note?
Probably just needed some thinking time.
Have faith. Peanut Butter will come back.
He said he was going to Neverland. I’ll be okay if he doesn’t come back. He was a little bit nutty anyways.
♪ I can swim freely, now
because I fell…
I did not see the obstacle in my way… ♪
Has anybody notice the Phantom of the open drain at 00:34
or should I say :09
Did you know he’s not Italian? Well, did you?
*headdesk*
*x5*
*leaps onto horse as it runs by, with authentic cowboy awesomeness*
*gallops off*
The YouTubers are coming! The YouTubers are coming!
*locks doors, closes blinds*
*Hides the young ones in the basement also fearing the Child Catcher*
*warns the vicar*
I say to my friend, “If the ignorant march
Into FailBlog, in from the dark troll night,
Hang a lantern aloft in a comment thread
Of the most current fail as a signal light,–
One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I lurking just out of sight will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Failblog village and farm,
For the intelligent folk to be up and to arm.”
*reveres the poem*
It’s a long fellow, but well worth the time!
I’ve always been a-Pauled by the like of potry appreciation among some of the… *ahem*… less cultured, less grammatically-correct members of FailBlog… so I try to fill in the gaps whenever I can.
lack*
Not like.
Oh the irony…
And it’s poetry* not potry.
See Frustrated Skateboarder Fail from Aug 24 to get the reference.
…although with the troll’s posts removed it doesn’t make much sense.
I’ve never seen someone so offended by “potry” in my life…and that includes my students, who groan when I make them read it.
It wasn’t even like it was William Butler Yeats or Elizabeth Barrett Browning that got to him. It was a haiku!
There was just no rhyme or reason to his attitude.
Ajajajaja yo vi esto en vivoooo no puedo creer que llego a failblog!
Did anyone notived the man with the gun at second 6 in the background???
Did anyone else notice the creepy guy on the right at :34? What the heck is that guy doing? Sorry if someone already mentioned that but after reading 50 or so posts of people calling each other wieners I got fed up with reading all the comments.
haha, it looks like I posted right after someone else who was commenting on the same thing. It also looks like I accidentally put :34 instead of :09
I did notice a black figure that did a feeble attempt at dancing the sirtaki.
It’s a feeble attempt because he’s not Greek, he’s Italian – or is he Mexican? I’ll have to go back and weed through all the wiener posts to find out.
I’m not sure about the Sirtaki either. Could be the Jarabe Tapatío or the Tarantella. We’ll have to consult the wieners.
moar funny pictures check that shit out lol
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5243767 dam wrong copy and paste this one is the one that i was trying to post
My favorite part: Right after he falls in, you hear the guy at the anchor desk going “Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!”
He’s excited because he just saw 4 1/2 lemurs.
He swallowed that crappy water D:
Who’s the guy in the back right that appears to pull a gun and point it at other people? Looks like a crime in progress.
00:09 -> was that batman?
That’s what I call dedication. He says: “Just so you get an idea how deep the water runs…” SPLASH.
mmmm… delicious… water…
I saw this live in the morning news XD BTW He is Mexican. LOL at him.
jaja no mames, esque italiano, si ese cabron es mas mexicano que el pinche chile, jaja, y que viva mexico CABRONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like turtles.
Me as well Penis
I hate them.
I think he made his point about
the severity of the flooding
very well
Le gusta sumergirse en la noticia pues!
Quiere profundizar.
He likes to get into it, to get to the very bottom of the news!
I’m Mexican and I must say:
MEXICAN FAIL!!!!
Poor Peporter, he drank shitted water
baboso!
Notice, at the starting of the video there’s a ghost coming to haunt him
Puddle WINS!
I like how Morpheus came out of nowhere at the beginning.
Since this Italian-Mexican debate doesn’t seem to be going away (I live in southern California, so I knew it was Spanish right off), I’ll add the comment & further stir the pot: Natural enough mistake to make, Italy is, after all, the Mexico of Europe!!!
Now, before I start getting all the nasty responses, IT’S JUST A LAME JOKE, PEOPLE!!!
HOW MANY TIMES IS FAILBLOG GOING TO SHOW THIS CLIP! Are things really that slow?
Is that not a shooting in the backround?
Did no one see the guy with the gun on the right hand side of the screen at :34?
omg lol 0:34 look 2 guys holy up guns and point them at some other guys and not only did the reporter miss that he fell in the water lol
The vid duration is 0:34
LOL
double pook and ben fail