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top shelf
Hot spot.
prime locomotion location
Pole position.
win place & show room
Preschool hot lap.
He’s vrrrrroominating on what to destroy next.
Eh, what’s up, lapin?
No. Just reading news on my laptop.
No. Just reading laptop on my news
he should be careful – since he could fall onto a potato.
looks like he’s taking a leak. …
what if he’s just on his daddy’s shoulders??
His dad is a plastic car?
what a twist
*checks the exhaust*
*pulls on the dipstick*
*adds some lube*
*performs oil change*
After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted. The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. “I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?” The professor replied, “I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler.”
*roffles*
*tickles Jules behind the ears*
*snorkroffles*
*tickles Jules’ behind*
*chases tail*
*gets dizzy*
*passes out*
*gets back up and repeats*
*lubes k@’s joints and greases all bearings*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Nearly wet myself, but was nowhere near a cheaply made plastic car, so managed to hold it!
lmfao
mr. cuddles!!!! *grabs and squeezes into bits*
I was thinking the same. It looks like there’s another aisle and he’s being held up…
Who would hold up a little kid?
Billy the Kid
*Snickers*
Stop kidding around you bonn(e)y Fuzz.
Baby Face Nelson would certainly give it serious consideration.
It’s five little boys standing on eachother’s shoulders. They came straight from the liquor store.
So that’s who stole my trench coat.
(Glad to see you back Czuhc.)
Thank you. My FB moments are indeed getting scarser.
scarier
scarcer
scarring
But never scathing.
always carful
I have a kar vol modder.
Mijn haar is in den oorlog.
*Checks Carlist*
*Shoots Bourbon*
*Carouses with the with those who stayed on track*
*adds lube*
I smell bacon…
Is that BaconLube?
If not, it soon will be.
This is only one of the stupid things that parents due when they are in a toy store. Next place they would be out the door, if kid falls can you say law suit
sheesh… lighten up.
Zoom Zoom
I think he’s peeing in it.
I think he’s got a playful altitude.
He found a Fisher Price iTouch?
“Is this a real pretend telephone?”
That’s what I thought. The mom not only thought it was a good idea to let her kid climb to the top, but hey, go ahead and piss on stuff while yer up there, kid.
That thought must be making the rounds, because it hit me, too.
(must be a cat thing)
(maybe they think there’s a sand box up there)
(if there is, my kitty-boy will find it)
Apparently I have some feline tendencies I wasn’t aware of, as I was thinking the same thing.
the car has a cup holder… hope his aim is true
I kinda thought the same thing…
Is that kid doing what I think he’s doing?
ask dilettante
I think ladykitteh thinks that kid is doing what I think he’s doing, methinks.
going thinkle?
Going Piddle?
NO CLICKIE!
It’s a safe clickie…I promise…
That’s an impressive microphone.
piddle wid da widdle diddle?
it does look like that’s what he’s doing O.o
No not again
*is still dripping wet from previous fail*
Glad to see the moustache is gone….
gaah close
You mean “Glenn”, easy mistake.
The Natural mistake.
May result in a fatal attraction if ignored.
*note to self — don’t cross the borderline*
I just got a big chill.
Don’t let him hook you in LGB!
I feel like I’m on the jagged edge.
♪ feels like I’m going to lose my mind ♪
glenn was naturale in the big chill
Her other kid’s in the box on the right, playing with matches and a tube sock full of broken glass.
shes probably thinking of lighiting it on fire
congratulations on your purchase of “sock-o-glass”
He likes it so much better than the trampoline with nails in it.
and dad’s always playing with the plastic head bag with noose
Here, Johnny, daddy needs these two scissors. Now you run as fast as you can.
*Tells Johnny to play in traffic*
*tells Johnny to put knife in light socket*
I wonder if they have Johnny Switchblade?
Definitely can’t attribute that to monkey-style climbing.
Oh, I bet you could get ten or twelve monkeys up there. And they wouldn’t just be peeing in it.
TEST DRIVE
And once again I wonder why there are no applications for people having kids.
spermicide?
expanding foam filler?
sorry. Why is there no mandatory application process to go through before people can become parents? Like a test of your ability to parent.
…or like the “Humour101″ test?
I like driving in my car?
peeeing out the window
its not quite a jag u ar
Granny, you don’t look much but you’ve been
around the block a bitfar!*squeeze*
my teeth now resid
ue in a jar*squeeze!*
♪ I like to ride my
bicyclecar!I like to ride my car! ♫
♫ Here in my car I feel safest of all. . . ♫
brian had sex
with a really dumb girl
now he’s taking his friend stewie
to go get ice cream!
is this a car shop for midgets?
its only half price
I’ve had it up to here -> with them
you must be this tall to reply——>
to ride granny
Weeeee!
Hey you kids!
I just mowed there!
*Replaces divots*
Sorry Granny.
He’s just checking out the new leather bucket seats and trunk space. Always check before buying.
How many gallons of urine and bad ideas can I fit in the glove compartment?
… are the bad clown ideas?
*pat pat pat*
oh “y” — so serious!
“Let’s put a smile on that face!”
We are serious. :[
Insane Clown Pokey.
You poke you pay the insane clown.
returning the kid back to the shelf cause she couldnt afford it?
He’s defective.
the result of a broken Family Plus Retard.
He was conceived somewhere very uncomfortable
> meercats? <
hoodrats
Well we can all see that. Just look at it! It’s leaking everywhere!
Vroom Vroom!
Beep Beep!
Coming through!
Look at me go, ma!
now where did i leave me kid?
daddy made a sex wee on the car and drove over mommy with it and that’s how children are made
I thought they shot out of Pikachu’s giant inflatable vag?
ah, I was thinking pre 2000
Ohh, the penis slide, then.
Mom’s too big to stand on the shelf so she sent the kid up for the toy he wants. Like my dad always told me, “What ever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Now, take this saw, climb up those forty foot pine trees and cut the top five foot off for me.”
*is in awe of Marius*
Now, don’t get all sappy on me Granny. I didn’t know any better at the time.
I pine for the good ol’ days of childhood and climbing trees!
*Thinks climbing trees with Ms B would have been peachy*
he’s a lumberjack and he’s ok….
Sleep all night? Work all day?
I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
You put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars
Dude’s takin’ a piss. Hilarious.
Looks like the woman is taking a pee too!
Or is it a guy in a skirt? His left hand is holding his penis and with his right hand he is drinking a beer.
No, he’s just in disguise because he’s really good at shoplifting. That kid’s worth $46.99 at least.
GNOOOOMES!!
FAIL
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Sorry, that tickled me.
I did the same mistake the other day.
*tickles the Moomin*
*squeeezes the Moomin*
Just wondering if you knew that your clicky was a virus. Kaspersky blocked it, at any rate.
Where is that kid driving to?
He’s got two tickets to paradise.
The city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
Won’t he please take me home?
Can you take me higher?
so ur askin a kid for a ride?!
…
what!
Did he buy?
… in a drive by?
…wearing a tie?
(the tie goes to the loser … who dyed)
YOU LIE!
calm down congressman Wilson….
That’s a grave accusation.
*tie-dyes the word “loser” on a tie*
Oh, aye.
♪ Tie your mother down! ♫
“Damien… Damien? Where are you?”
Little devil was right here a minute ago.
oh men — that’s a bad sign of something to come … a.k.a. an augury, auspice, bodement, boding, foreboding, foretoken, harbinger, indication, portent, premonition, presage, prognostic, prognostication, prophecy, straw, warning, writing on the wall .
It’s what a nomen is.
Perhaps we should effect cloture on this debatable nomenclature.
*Offers a binomen cognomen compromise*
Domenic Domenica.
Honk if your diaper is full!
*HONK!*
er … um … nevermind.
I’m Petty-trained!
*honk*
thats how i first broke my leg
You slipped in a piddle puddle?
Wow, Toys R Us is hiring young for their stock-boys these days.
we had simmilar issues when I worked at Lowe’s. We have ladders all over the store for down-stocking, they all have chains on them that say “employee use only”. I love it when the little kids climb the 20 foot tall ladder
If I saw that, I would hang a sign up,
“Natural selection at work, do not disturb.”
Darwin ftw
woha were half way there!
WHOA WERE LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!
So now we know why that road has wet yellow streaks running down it.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation’s highways.
~Dennis Miller
Parenting is all about training your replacement.
~Unknown
look closely, they are Jewish! will they stop at nothing to find the clearance toys?
A nahr bleibt a nahr. ^
A fool and his money are soon parted.
~Thomas Tusser
An emmisse meisse!
A stitch in time saves nine.
~ Francis Bailey
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
~Winston Churchill
“For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon for freshness?”
~ Jack Handey
“If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” – Will Shriner
“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” – Ronald Reagan
That’s not funny, and kind of offensive.
not just “kind of.” it is offensive.
I’m Jewish and I think it’s really funny. I really don’t find it offensive since it’s just a comment about a silly stereotype.
LOL
Billy wants to play. Who would stop him honestly?
Not me. Not when he’s got so many escape vehicles to choose from.
I know people who would stop him with lies, theft, and a touch o’ infanticide.
A little chloroform and a good snap with a wet towel’ll learn him.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhaw!
And with that, alas, my break time at FB must come to a disharmonious end…
>DING!<
Awwwwww
Looks like something my kid would try to do.
and the band played on
Look ma no hands. Look ma you have no brains.
He has a lil red wagon to trade in for “Cash for Clunkers”………Checking the EPA figures first.
He seems to be eyeing the pink one with the handle.
But he found out they are all clunkers…alas
damn Latinos
chasidim just a second ago.
Did he died?
died he did
I just the whole Failblog
has no one else noticed they’re jewish? haha
um, no? maybe I’m just not stupid enough to notice that type of detail.
is the kid wearing a yarmulke or something? because I don’t know where you’re pulling the Jewish thing. If he is the pic is to low rez to really tell.
Aren’t jewish mothers supposed to be overprotective ?
Only in america, folks.
To some very stupid people here, this is what is happening in the picture:
The child is being held on his dad’s shoulders, in another aisle behind the shelves with the cars.
To most people here (and majority can’t be wrong or stupid), this is what is happening in the picture:
The child somehow managed to climb on this shelf, and on top of that without making anything fall.
Also, he has been lightly hit by a shrink ray at some point in his life and that explains why his body size looks disproportionate compared to the red car or the girl in the.
Did I mention he lost his legs at the knees and has such an amazing sense of balance he can stand on his own knees?
*or the girl in the foreground.
i thought so to but unless that’s a midget women its an adult so its to high to be shoulders
What’s actually happening is one of two things. That retarded mother hefted her child onto a 5′ high shelving to climb into an unsecured play car. This is the most likely outcome.
The alternate contains more measurements and your “perspective” bull. The shelf those cars are on are 3′ deep, which would be set the same on the opposite side. That gondola is at least 6′ high. And the aisle is only 3′ wide on the side you can’t see, and contains a lot more head-crushing metal shelving and child furniture than the side you can see. So your perspective alternative means that kid is standing on someone’s shoulders or head with an amazing amount of balance, minimal support and a major increase in risk factor… just to look like he’s standing in the car.
Both options are retarded and dangerous, but the simpler explanation is that that idiot breeder put her spoiled spawn 5′ off the ground on an unsafe shelf.
Hey guys – glad you like the pic. Swear that it was real – took it in Toys R Us with my iPhone 3GS – It is not photoshopped at all (just cropped to get rid of some extra background)
Great comments!
Which Toys R Us was this at? Looks exactly like my old store (Newington).
Nope – Garden City Long Island
Woo! LONG ISLAND!
Dam parent shouldn’t have had a kid n the first place cause it shows they can’t b a suitable parent (added by Mobile using Mippin)
Looks like fun to me. WTF is your problem?
WUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA.
You losers.
He’s just missing the little propeller for that funny hat!
Oyvavoy…Meidele, dearheart…please watch your kinderlach…
Security: Ma’m, your child should have go down immediately.
Looks like someone’s being held up at the toy store.
If anyone here is from Southern New York, this is a typical afternoon in the toy stores. Worst behaved kids on the planet! The parents have at least 20 other children and have given up on trying to control them.
Is this in Langhorne, Pa? I used to work there.
Looks like he’s takin a leak in the car…
I used to work at TRU in the mid 90s. This is par for the course. I spent half my time there kicking kids off displays. Dumbest thing I ever saw was some lady putting her kid in the overstock shelving to get something. He ended up knocking puzzles over onto the people in the next aisle.
My experience was similar except I mostly had to deal with carrying large objects to vehicles that were to small, then lamenting that these people are allowed to breed.
How the…?!
Mexican kid….
shocker…..
Hes reenacting his favorite jackie chan scenes from i-spy
We better spray!..we Got hasidic Jews!
When I was working at Toys R Us, we had kids who would come in without their parents to play. We caught a few kids (who were supposedly old enough to know better) who had climbed up onto a top rack and were sliding down a playground slide displayed on the top shelf.
There really, *really* needs to be a parenting license.
haha jews!
hilarious
He’s taking a leak while mom keeps an eye out…
jews
duh. haven’t you seen one before? you stupid people…
Why does it seem funny that they are Jews? Jews live in this world, and some of them aren’t very good parents. It’s no different than if it were Italians or if they were just your garden variety American.
The fact that they are Orthodox Jews is sad though… all it takes is one bad picture to cast a negative light on an already downtrodden people.
wtf is he doing exactly? masturbating, peeing, or just standing really high up
Howd he get up there, and ya what Is he doing?
when his sister said to piss off and his brother said go climb up a tree, bobby decided to combine the two.
Oh what did you expect? They’re Jewish! Jews can fly y’know.