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FIRST?
No.
STOP SAYING FIRST YOU DUMBSHITS!
First you dumbshits!
YEAH – IT´S DUMB!!
photoshop fail.
why do you say first
what do you gain from it
why dont you say first? why comment at all?
WHAT’S THE POINT OF ANYTHINN WE ALL DIE IN THE ENDDDDD
BAAHAHA DOOMSDAY
Second. Hurrhurrrr
turd
That was strange.
Bahahahahhaha, when I read second. Hurrhurrrr, then turd, then that was strange, I started laughing sooo hardd[:
4 am what a loser
About time he had some.
I never saw that while I was out there.
He did not have sex with that woman, Minnie Mouse.
He’s cheating on Minnie?
It was Daisy, wasn’t it?
Nobody saw. He used the Cloaca Invisible.
One hole for the price of two? Sounds like a bad deal to me.
It looks like “I didn’t squirt like a girl”(lies) face to me rather then “Yea I got laid , Big deal…” face.
Minnie knew.
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1791570688
Ooh, there’s no backing out of that one, disney
Minnie’s sex squeaks would be deafening.
That puddle looks like he made a splash with his Steamboat Willie.
Just a lil’ MouseLube™ to help ease Minnie’s squeaks?
That is disgusting.
Sex squeakz? Wd sound like soundtrack to shower scene in Psycho!!!
He is dressed for it.
Is this one of the ones you ordered?
Yep. The 3 other ones were “Lube”, “Mamadas” and “Riding crop”.
No “Klismo” in your size?
Right. Only available size was half a gallon. Too big for my slender body.
Baby steps, eh?
That’s what I was thinking – at least he’s wearing a raincoat!
It must be an acronym
Hmmm… the squeaker ate my post, not the xanax.
Sexually Explicit Xrays
Somebody exits Xanadu.
Supremely Egotistical Xenu
Super Exodic Xylophone
Sexual Exhibitional Xenopheliac. = Loves to have sex with foreign people and things while other people watch.
Well, “Sex” does mean “Six” in Swedish. Could be a shirt from a disney shop in Sweden for a 6 year old. Who knows….
Why would you go and ruin all our fun?
At least Mickey knows to wear his “raincoat”
I was wondering when someone was going to say that. I would have been sad to be the first.
Who ordered the dripping wet mouse, in his protective jacket? Come on, own up!
You are ALL dressed up, and you are ALL missing the fun. Whenever, wherever. Most of you don’t remember the correct spelling of ‘I accidenty it.’ anymore. Not that it makes you stop and think, either. This Smarther Smeld person labeled real life commentator with real life comments “Sad.” How sad is it not, I ask, for the ..three to ten.. “die-harder”s here to sit and comment on each others, I dunno, disrobement!? If some FB-clients actually met – IRL – you’d shun one and another. Who died and made (…)
Take your medication, it’ll calm you down.
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
We don’t need your stinking rules to guide us.
Plllbbbt.
*takes medication*
Ah…you didn’t mean me did you!
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*draws moustache on k@*
*dips one of her hands in a basin of warm water*
*replaces shoes with clown shoes*
*ties shoelaces together*
*Takes picture of Moomin’s work* Lovely, now…give me passion…
*hands over a mixed fruit basket*
There should be one in there somewhere.
*Rummages around basket* Any intrigue in here? Haven’t had in awhile…
*wakes up*
*blearily stands*
*falls over clown shoes*
*lands head first in basin of tepid water*
Ok, what exactly just happened….and these are not my shoes!
Oh my gosh, and that’s not water!
Mickey did it k@, really…it wasn’t us
crosses fingers….
Oh K@! *pulls out tranquilizer gun for Lamar Seus* I have a back up everyone!
Micky’s likes getting wet but always brings an umbrella.
if he jumps in that puddle with those green rain boots…and it splashes on me….
Oh wow- he it trying to pronounce Essex!
Essex county or country or company? Good morning all.
2. irl 386 up, 84 down love it hate it
A great game, it’s 100% pvp, best graphics ever, free until u turn 18 and then u get pwned by hax0rs called “da government” and they steal ur munies frum u til u so poor
but it’s mostly a great game to play
OMG i just quit WoW to play irl!
…And what does irl stand for? I know a lot of online games abbreviate their titles and all, but I don’t think many of them aside from WoW are quite universal.
I think it’s “In Real Life”.
Impotent Ranting Lunatic?
Intelligent Rabbit Licking.
Indecent Ravishing Lingers. . .
(Is that an intelligent rabbit you are licking, or are you doing it in a clever fashion?)
ZOMFG! I feel so stupid now.
*goes back to dark corner*
Good morning! Mickey’s being coy.
Sex… while wearing a rainsuit. Yeah, that really is a fail.
Depends on the technique…
dude… what technique would that be?… im really curious:D
:shocked: Arthur pg-13 oh won’t someone think of the children.
They did think of the children, made a shirt for them too!
So Arthur, whatcha doing this weekend? Got a rain coat?
Dibs!
♫ M I C K E Y M O U S E ♫
mickey mouse♫
oOoo
uhh do you guys know “playhouse disney”?
I was surfing channels and I saw mickey telling the children
to repeat “HOTDOG!”
?
Exactly what I was thinking about your comments!
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down. (x2)
*yawns*
Go away.
Photoshoped
Who shoped that photo? Damn dirty shoper.
Pssst! I got some shopped photos of a dolphin ridding a bike *shows pictures taped inside trench coat*. Fair price…
Yeah, I say photoshopped as well.
Hmm… then again… I just remembered… the theme song to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse DOES say “Come inside, it’s fun inside”… maybe he meant the other kind of come…
Reminds me of the “Lubricants, ‘We Keep Things Movin’ kiddie farmer caps I used to see at the J-Outlet store.
Yo Kannadzuki!
I know this is a very long time ago, but I found out from someone else why it’s konnichi(ha). Supposively konnichi is the subject of the sentence, so that’s why.
Good morning Halifax long time no see.
Greetings, Halifax. お元気ですか？
Coincidentally, I just typed the phrase in question in a birthday greeting to a friend back in Canada. I say it everyday but it’s not often that I write/type it out. That makes sense.
Lol, that is old news.
今日は
こん にち は
If you want to translate it literally, then it becomes
“As for today…”
Kanji wakarimasen!
But anyways, yeah. When, I learned of the reason behind the phrase, the first thing that popped into was “kannadzuki”. Then again, it wasn’t much of a surprise that failblog would be on the top of my mind during Japanese language class. That class=zzzz.
This explains SO much.
The image fails to load D:
Thank you for the update on your current computer issues D:
“SEX The Bearty’s”? No thanks.
It hasn’t rained sex this hard since 1962…
how do i shot sex?
Haha, young people can learn something from older ones. WIN! Morning. CCC supports in FAILBLOG!
to the C.C.C.
*gets out shampein
OT: I’m having trouble getting my head round just how orangey my orange drink tastes.
Is it made of orange? Or is it orange flavoured?
ASDA orange glucose energy drink
More orangey than an orange.
Nice moustache by the way.
Please tell me you didn’t use permenant marker again!
BTW- the happy shopper orange glucose drink is bad enough…I only drink it when I am having a sugar crash, last time I had any I had to sit down, I felt like I had been hit in the back of the throat by what was trying, but failing to be a real orange.
Gak, cheetos? blergh!
*squeeze*
agreed!
I’m scared of those. Especially Lucozade. It seems to glow in the dark.
This is similar to the scene in the Lion King when the dust cloud forms the letters — S E X .
they should have made her the other way round, fish head
fish head, roly poly fish head
fish head fish head
eat them up
YUM!
*salivates*
*sleeps with the fishes*
*snork*
Fry: “Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?”
Has no one thought of left side vs right side mermaid?
The argument was lop-sided
very difficult to cook
…..and to wrestle into the boat
But, man, look at those lips.
much more useful to the hapless (a)sailor
*slaps granny with fish*
*slaps again*
*slaps rhythmically*
Fry: “Either way, these last 24 hours have been the happiest days of my life.”
it really tipped the scales
Yeah it does, but things can be kind of fin-icky.
No. It didn’t.
OMgosh dude that is SO funny!
RT
http://www.web-privacy.de.tc
It’s probably something indeesont.
and will make your computer all itchy.
my lucky sex shirt
where do i buy one
Mookie, I missed you. I was looking for something else this morning and found this:
I, too, am saving myself for that happy day when they can put my **** in a jar and my grandchildren can eat it on their toast.
~Mookie, January 7, 2009 at 10:29 am
In England ‘sex’ is what rich people get their coal in. Probably why they think it’s dirty.
What time zone does FB work off of?
Pacific. They’re in Seattle.
Not shopped: T-shirt found in downtown Toronto (Ontario, Canada) Chinatown, Chinatown Center. Kids T-shirt. No guff. Taken with my cell phone camera. Comes as a set with shorts.
I always knew disney had something up their sleeve
OMG
Cringe…what do the shorts say?? With La Suess?
Here’s the original poster from her blog:
http://tripetripeandmoretripe.blogspot.com/2009_06_01_archive.html
She/he explains how they found it. On June 20, 2009
~S~
rapes marvel! oh yeah
I want it
At least he wore a raincoat.
Official licensing fail
I’m not so worried about Disney buying Marvel anymore.
am i first to say “WIN”?
You’re pretty much right. Disney teaches two year olds about secks.
I still don’t understand what the acronym was supposed to be for, or was this blatent?
LOL Mickey’s like “Eh, I dunno how THAT got there! *shrug*”
Alright, I want this shirt
Ok, Disney, no calling ‘SFX’ with this one.
Shopped.
:O wow that truely IS a fail
that S was supperposed. Anyone can do that in photoshop…
how lame
Sorry, wrong blog. Please redirect to Engrish Funny.
Could be the shirt is from Japan…
It’s like gymnastics, don’t you know? The sooner you can get ‘em started, the better they get at it.
looks fake, the s is brighter than the rest of it
I went to Disney land yesterday n I would of bought that shirt n gave it to this hoodrat I know as a gift (added by Mobile using Mippin)
[wonders if the shirt comes in adult sizes]
I love that picture! i have it in poster size in the back of my windowless van!
This is probably Disney-sanctioned.
They do so like subliminal messages.
Sold through your local ACORN office.
PHOTO SHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would’ve bought that.
great for gags
Panic Attacks While Driving
LOL wowwwwww
It’s the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come on inside
Its fun inside
starting young :p
LAST!!!
wow…so cute the kids t-shirt.