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Touch shut down!
Dutch tut shown!
Brittle Lol Glue!
Cuzz on the Doing Gutch Foncept!
I’m a gonna murderalize this “Gutch”.
Don’t worry, it was only “Cuzz,” not Fuzz.
Well, lucky Cuzz, then!
*tickles dilettante*
Hey! Teehee
roflmao iv had that problem before
Problems with escaping letters?
ROFLMAO VI, on the other hand, had a tickle-free reign.
Grammar fail
Good job the windows didn’t shut successfully, the poor people would suffocate.
Home of the long-suffering long-suffocating horny-toady longhorns.
That sounds suspiciously like hornychat :[
*licks a horny toad*
*passes Bukkit*
It won’t turn into a princess you know.
Why would anyone lick a whore’s knees and toes anyway?
Surely there are better parts if you’re paying.
perhaps a percentage of persons prefers
paraphili@ pyschedeli@ paraphernali@
eeeeeeewwwww. …
Maybe they’re paying cuz their spouse doesn’t like to have her knees licked?
You mean the song ‘heads, shoulders, knees and toes’ isn’t an instructional chant from the Karma Sutra?
No wonder I got all those funny looks.
They always play that song while we play twister – just to confuse us.
(Are you my real friends or surrogates?)
Just be thankful you can’t see the other drawings
*squeeze*
I guess today is change-your-avatar day.
We were drawn to doing it.
Yeah.. why did we do this? I saw you were drawn so I drew mine too. Didn’t stop to ask why…
I blame that walking marshmallow.
You mean the blancmange?
He’ll get his just desserts one day.
Is it mandatory? I’ll get right on that.
I’d change mine, but my only other option is a happily smiling Mona Lisa; it just doesn’t seem right.
But I don’t wanna!
But- but- I just changed mine last week!
Did your windows shut down successfully?
Aja, is that your dinner plate?
I do believe it’s a portal.
Yes, a portal… to a time long ago, when men were men, and a cup of coffee was only a nickel.
You think I should see a doctor?
You’re ok, you haven’t lost your plotter.
I can’t draw shıt with these things.
That’s where you’re going wrong. You’re meant to be drawing spirals and wotnot, not shit.
Joins in the fun.
That new angle suits you.
It looks fuzzy to me – I probably won’t keep this one long.
Dammit, I should just have answered yes.
Moomin, you’ve started an avatar revolution!
Who did the drawing?
For a the simple laugh.
I`ve heard the Cane-Toad makes a better lick
oh sugar sugar
oh honey honey
Sugar sugar honey honey can now SEE THROUGH TIME
Let me ask you something: do you leave the windows in your house open all the time? Because I don’t. Mine are shut most of the time. Hell, it’s hot outside, and I pay good money for my air conditioning.
And yet I haven’t suffocated yet. Huh…
This could spell curtains for Texas! Especially if the game was drawn.
But do not forget to wear a pelmet.
(I got confused between pelmets and fewmets then, I wondered what the hell you were on about).
*tuts*
Go you, Scat!
I’m so childish and immanure, it’s disgraceful really.
You are just droppings the conversation into the gutter!
Everyone enjoys a bit of toilet humour now and again.
Ah what is dung is dung!
[fill in the blank] is the dungman, coo coo cachoo!
I’d respond to this comment, but I’m pooped.
♪It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to…♪
*scoops up Little Girl Blue and whisks her away to places unknown*
Wow — I’ve never been to Places Unknown before. Will it take long to get there, and will there be ice cream?
…a never ending supply of toilet paper and bedets.
I’d put a bid in for that deal
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
so… if what?
Fragment! Consider Revising.
… and defragging your drive
*Does the Fraggel Rock*
*is fragile*
*is fragged*
FRAK!
*drinks a frappe*
*gets in a flap*
There’s a mistake I ain’t done before.
*gets in a flap*
*JINX
Does that mean you’re not allowed to talk until you tell yourself you’re allowed to talk?
*nods*
Say your middle name three times!
it’s a trap
…If you would like to reboot reality, please hold down the ctrl-alt-dlt keys.
*reboots*
*rehooves*
*removes*
*behooves*
)
(removing me from proceedings is always a bonus
*grooves*
*groves*
*troves*
*MANgroves*
*Man goes*
*improves*
*approves*
*wonders if any of this chat has anything at all to do with the picture posted*
Ask me anon. . .
*wonders whether Anon disapproves of all the roleplay hornychat going on here*
…If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.
*claps*
I guess only 1 person out of a whole blog full of people is happy.
It’s tragic! *cries*
*tickletickletickle*
They may be happy and just not know it.
*gigglegigglegiggle*
That’s optimism for you.
*takes optimism*
Thankyou very muchly.
Be careful with it, I want it back at some point.
You don’t want to have to deal with a depressed girl holding a gun.
You’re so wonkily drawn I doubt you could shoot straight anyway.
Of course I can, I have a giant arm to keep the gun steady.
Besides, if it got that bad, my teeth could hold it in place.
You have teeth?!? 0.0
Denture know that already?
You really are an enamel aren’t you?
I should get a plaque with that engraved on it.
You should brush up on your dental hygeine if you have that much build-up.
Gum over here and say that to my face!
Not sure how much molar of this I can take…
It’d be root not to.
Feels happy that wonkiness and tickling continues to take place in my absence.
*hehehehehe!*
We are serious :[
Woo Fluff, you’ve a fintastic new look!
I thought there was something fishy about her avatar.
It has made me seriously happy! :[ )
That’s a scarily huge mouth.
All the better to eat……..
*stops mid sentence*
*sits down in lotus position*
*meditates*
Must not nom failfriends Must not nom fail friends
I walked straight into that one. . .
)
(That’s how big your mouth is
*stops clapping* wait why am i the only one doing it? i feel so alone T.T
I would clap, but I have no arms.
*headdesks rapidly instead*
The ones you had before were too small anyway. You need one giant arm like me.
A giant arm like your giant arm, or I should have a giant arm shaped like all of you?
Me as a glove puppet? I don’t think I like where this is heading.
That’s not what you said last time.
I’ll try anything once! Twice if I like it.
….um guys, I think we may have a new case of blog manic depression here.
I think you mean blog maniacs. It’s catching you know.
10,000 maniacs?
There are 10,000 of us? Wow. Talk about your community growth-spurts.
I’d rather not. Or is this some kind of quiz?
♪ These are the days you might fill with laughter until you
breakclap.if yer happy and you know it clap your hands!
*headdesks some more*
K@, where’s your stunt desk?
I have been replacing all the desks here with stunt equivilents….Too many headaches for the regulars!
*steals from Ice Age 2*:
Sid:Wenn deine Spezies überlebt,
dann klatsch zweimal!!
Wenn deine Spezies überlebt…
Manny:SID!!!!
Yeah =D love that movie. Although it would’ve been nice if you could have posted it in English so not only native German speakers like my humble self can understand.
The rest of us can have it translated and get the gist.
*translates*:
If your species survives,
then clap (your hands) twice!!
if your species survives…
Man, that’s even darker than The Land Before Time.
Very literal translation!
As I recall the words from the movie in English, it was:
If your species will continue
Clap your hands!
If your species will continue –
(at which Manny shut him up).
Of course Sid was referring to the fact that they hadn’t seen any mammoths other than Manny, and that Manny was possibly the last of an otherwise extinct species.
The window is shut on Texas? Where’s Governor Perry on this?
windows fail. Stadium fail for using windows
That’s fantastic.
Thanks Authur
Even the sandviches blame Arthur…
haha! kaboom!
kaboom kaboom
donja just love it
kaboom kaboom
dontja just love it
… walking away to get more coffee.
“Life would be a dream, sweetheart!”
no, that’s not it…
“I am a singing telegram!”
KABOOM!
He threatened to kill me in public.
Vista vs. Texas: round 3!! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
FATALITY!!!
Flawless Victory!
FINISH HIM!!!!
GET OVER HERE!!
I wonder if Windows 7 will feature more attractive reboot screens *imagines a wonder of colors and fonts…)
Web 2.0 is so bubbly and full of unicorns, I think it’s a definite yes.
Your system has experienced a fatal error. But you will not notice that because we will have unicorns gallop across your screen. Now look at the cute kittens…
Poor Jerry Jones – all the money spent and the windows fail *lol*
dont be jonesing jerry!
*keeps up with the joneses*
How d’you do a ctrl, alt, del on a Death Star?
Whenever I see those I feel more confident with my Linux installation.
It is never a good idea to just plug in a panel of this importance to the VGA adapter of a Windows machine. We have another photo here of an advertisement with a “blue screen”. And maybe there are even photos warning you about missing Windows defender updates ^^.
What kind of apple do you like? I like a nice crispy mac.
i Frequently see the widescreen monitors in the Lo Angeles subway with a Windows error dialog box on them. Strangely, Ive never seen any kind of error on the LED signs they replaced.
it’s shotophopped
=\
Everything is bigger in Texas… even the fails.
everything?
seems like there’s much more ego room at the stadium now that jerry finally shipped TO to the polar ice cap.
After his appearance on TV capt. Myke Hawke got a new job as a facility manager in Texas….
Heh, I bet the guy who uploaded this fail failed to mention he got the pic from Gizmodo:
http://gizmodo.com/5355170/dallas-cowboys-stadium-continues-streak-of-giant-screen-fails
Blue screen of death at the big green field of death?
Figures it would be in Texas… After all, they are the stupid state that gave us 8 years of the “President whose OS never booted up”, BUSH.
Double fail. That’s the new Cowboys Stadium, not Texas Stadium (being torn down) or Darrell K. Royal Memorial Stadium where the Longhorns play (Hook ‘em!).
But it is IN Texas?
And it is A stadium?
OK then
Semantics I know, but the name of the old one is “Texas Stadium”. The new one is called… uh… Jerryworld Stadjum? The Death Star? Aw hell, I don’t know.
It’s actually the new Cowboys Stadium–not Texas Stadium.
see above
Welcome to another episode of “Let Me Explain The Fail.” I’m your host, Fail Friend Fanny. Okay, let’s get started. Does everyone know how to play? First, point out the obvious about the fail. Next, repeat the same post over and over again until you want to scream and pull your hair out.
*runs away screaming and pulling out hair*
Not much call for bald gameshow hosts.
*changes channel*
*changes universes*
*changes mind*
*changes toe nail polish*
*changes underwear inside-out, “good for another week”*
Terry, I think we need to talk.
*refuses to change Terry’s diaper*
I want to live in a greener environment.
not washing or changing your undie pants will make your… um… environment greener.
*Burns Terry’s Multi-Week Underwear.*
*obviously extinguishing an underwear fire did not pose a serious problem , but now I need to change my underwear*
*changes underwear*
Angry Sooner fail? I’m pretty sure the stadiums’ scoreboards and such don’t use Windows.
Oh, comment fail. Scratch that.
no, I’m pretty sure the Sooners are pretty angry these days.
you’d be correct. while the main system running the outputs to the segmented displays is in fact Windows-based and did in fact have to be rebooted at this game due to the new-ness of the stadium, the banner would not have displayed the boot-sequence message as it only displays a string output from the program that runs the displays. this was most likely photoshopped (as seen in how the text isn’t curved with the marquee and how no one is paying attention to the apparent fail)
You mean *blink-blink* this isn’t real?!? I demand a refund! I paid good money for this fail.
But it has boot-sequence-new-ness!
No, it’s real. I was at the game when this happened.
Another fail (I’m sure it’s been on here before) is of Bill Gates giving a presentation on how much more stable the new Windows is (I think it was the 98 release)… they were getting everything pulled up on a data projector to give a tour of the new OS and got the Blue Screen of Death…. Bill laughed and said “that’s not supposed to happen, is it?”
Found it!
That’s one of the ones I loved, thanks for reminding us!
…If you feel you’ve reached this message in error, please hang up and try your call again.
So you’re not the party to whom I’m speaking?
One ringy-dingy….
*snerk*
*rings WN’s dingy*
Hay, that tickles!!
Get a room peeples.
I would prefer a suite.
Preferably next to the pool.
With a fully stocked bar.
And a pony.
*grabs videocam, Shamwow, and BaconLube*
Okay! Let’s get this party started!
That’s going to cost us! Good thing I’m using Judy’s credit card!
*orders room service*
*borrows Judy’s card*
*orders a case of Cabo Wabo and a buncha limes*
Clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop!
I’m here with the party pony. Where shall I put him?
OK where to much information here.*Wonders what the pony is for*
The pony has a video camera – he records the events from a pony’s eye view.
and he makes that neat Clippity-clop, clippity-clop sound.
Where to much? My pony can’t find it on a map.
Haha, nice!
Not getting this fail either? not my day I guess.
fail, what fail? Did someone, somewhere fail somehow ?
Uh,, yeah, because ya can’t end just leave an “if” hanging there . . . It’s just not done. if
If I knew what we where talking about.
Wait, where?
It’s fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.
~Bill Gates
I’m usually the last to cry photoshop, but i think this is….
*cries*
obvious photoshop!
As a certified HVAC teknician, you can tell by the pixels because you’ve seen a few shops in your time?
i never cry photoshop either but i came in to the comments to see what people were saying as it really looked like it, but like usual the comments never really pertain to the image , but luckily i scrolled all the way down
Then what happened? You can’t leave it there!
OMIGOD – the SHEER SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
(or, at the very least, severely maiming me)
I’m wondering how the image from the BSOD is being transmitted? does the marque have some sort of OCR built in? How does it know what the text says when everything is halted?
That’s not a BSOD – that’s the post crash “We apologize for the inconvenience…” boot menu screen (Do you want to try and start up normally, in Safe Mode, or in Safe Mode with Networking? Unfortunately nuking your Windoze partition and slapping a Linux distro there instead isn’t an option…)
Use Linux instead.
I think the title should be a fail because it is not “Texas Stadium” anymore, but the new stadium is called “Cowboy Stadium”
FAIL
$#@@&#%$%^%#@%^%^^&^&^%^&^ you
Would you expect anything else… it’s friggin’ Texas.
Fail you all!
Ahh, if the world were run by Apple or Linux …
But, until then …
More like Windows fail.
Good now we all know.
Welcome to the Death Star
Oh you bastard, you beat me to it.
fake
You know what that say: Everything is bigger in Texas, including the failure!
BSOD attack on the game.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why we have Mac and lots of Linux
this is why we don’t use PCs
insert mac fanboy comment here
It proves they don’t know how to handle their equipment. Let’s face it: Windows is amazingly great before people start using bad hardware on it and whining about it.
EG. people say Windows is slow but they don’t have 4GB RAM on their computer like they should
bah- you can still build a functional linux box w/ less than 16M ram
Oh, crap! Windows did not shut down successfully…
Why in the hell would you have a marquee that displays all the text outputted from your computer with absolutely no software controlling it?
Is this even real? Why would the software controlling the output to the marquee even output error messages to the marquee itself?
This is racist toward Macintosh
Do you think Microsoft paid for that advertising?
Not that it wouldn’t be funny, but’s fake. Real bad fake. And that’s what breaks the funny.
Windows fail?
OMFG! ..
Press the reset button NOW !….xD
wow, that funny
Panic Attacks While Driving
Lol, Are the Windows Still Open?
I say Photoshop’d
FAKE.
Bluescreens aren’t converted for this
Should have used a mac.
totally fake
Maybe its a Win… Mac Ad…
hilarious. made me smile.