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no duh
Does he have some kind of speech impediment?…
Or stage fight.
Other comments about this video on the web are critical of making fun of Ellis Lankster, who may have a speech impediment and may or may not have been nervous in this, one of his first interviews after becoming a pro. They also point out that he’s a good guy, polite, and perhaps “game” and brave for doing the interview.
Yes, but it’s so funny to watch him squirm. I’m a bad person, you see.
schadenfreude…
..i get that too
wow. unless there is an official source that proves me wrong, this video looks like it has been tampered with. the audio will still running, but the video would skip for about a half a second
I agree the “like umms” were too exactly the same to sound real, to me.
Though I have as much schadenfreude as the next evil person.
I’ll third that motion.
It could be a tic, but there are a few like-ums in a row where he blinks at exactly the same syllable.
Btw, this is apparently why the press are asking him about reading where the ball was headed:
“On August 15, 2009, in a preseason game against the Chicago Bears, Lankster intercepted Bears’ quarterback twice within a span of 58 seconds. Both turnovers led to touchdowns for Buffalo, ultimately helping them win the game 27-20.” ~ Wikipedia
Like um..Like um..Like um..Like um..Like um..I was like um..Like um..Like um..Like um..Like um..Like um..Like um.. I was..Like um..Like um..Like um.. I was reading.
Is that an accurate transcription that I can use for subtitling this?
I know it could possibly be a speech impediment, or possibly a doctored vid, but man, this is funny stuff any way you look at it!
They just lost
Went out with an awesome scramble at the end, though.
is this real?
Like Um you know like um its real!
i third yo
My hubs has a problem like that. He’ll stutter, and it sounds exactly like that. The same few words over and over and over at the same tone. I laugh my ass off at him too!
Heartless bitch! LOL
Woman after my own heart. Well my heartless condition.
I stutter and have stuttered for 25 or so years. I sometimes will use interjections (“like, like, like” or “you know, you know, you know”) at times when I don’t want people to see my secondary behaviors (facial tension, etc). I probably sound just like that guy. Obviously none of us can diagnose stuttering from a clip like this, but it’s a possibility.
Try singing your sentences, and see if your stuttering goes away. Just a thought.
It’s not stuttering with this guy. He just can’t speak English. He’s been told his whole life that it’s OK to not speak properly, and this is the result, folks! Beware… we’re all headed down that dark corridor. Like-um, yeah, totally!
Actually George B. Not W……he played football at West Virginia University..and he does have a speech impediment. I’m sure he didn’t want to do that q and a…but he had the courage to stand there and do it. You, on the other hand, basically assume because he is a black guy, that noone taught him “how to speak properly” Luckily, racist dumbasses like you are on the way out. Or maybe you’ve been told your whole life that it’s ok to make fun of people with disabilities. Either way..go back to being a coward.
Wow, really? Seriously? I did not know he has a speech impediment. Too bad then. Maybe he shouldn’t have spoken in public if he has a speech impediment since it involves speaking. Speaking clearly so that people can understand what the hell he’s trying to stutter away. Also, the website is called FAILBLOG, meaning that it reports failures. A stuttering public speaker is an EPIC FAIL! There are some things that you just don’t do in this world. Someone without a sense of humor, such as yourself, should never look at these websites. Spare me your tears and go to another site. It’s people like you who thinks fat people should be ballerinas that make me sick.
Also, if you fail to see that you’re the one that’s making the guy “special” by constantly mentioning his speech impediment, I have nothing else to add. I bet you’re not a racist since you have black friends, right?
Nowhere did I mention anything about the guy being black, but apparently, you assumed that I said that because you’re the racist beotch, and have failed at that too. Wow, a response to a fail… with 3 fails. I guess you ARE on the right website.
Cheers mate!
Agreed
i like the part when he said Like Umm
Only a true idiot would giggle” it’s so funny to watch him squirm”. And then giggle” I’m a bad person” I hope you are at least an idiot child. I don’t know who I feel sorrier for.
Rogue must have wished for a niggle for every time he’s misunderstood.
What? I am a bad person, because every time I see this, I laugh, even though I know I shouldn’t.
And I’m 18, so I wouldn’t classify myself as a child.
Alternate post: Yeesssss… Release your anger!
But you’re 18, so I definitely would classify you as a child.
But you’re said to be the child of the sea god Phorcys and sister Ceto the sea monster, so I definitely would classify you as a gorgon.
ITS CTHULHU!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18? You are still a child. You’re legal, but very much still a child…
he may, “technically” be a child, but only in the minds of adults. As an interested 20-year-old, I took notes twice a year on the behavior of my peers (no, I don’t know why), and found that by 18, most were mature. Now George B (not W), he’s just a jackass. Lord Rouge was simply trying to be funny, and failing. Also, why do you immediately assume you’re enemies are children?
WTF? Dude, way to not be funny on a comedy blog. Why don’t you go to cnn’s website and complain about the jokes there? Jokes are jokes, no matter the context. If it’s meant to be funny, it will be funny. Are blonde jokes not funny anymore because you deem them unfunny? No! Quite on the contrary, saying that I’m a jackass makes the original joke even funnier to people with a sense of humor.
So, go F* yourself and enjoy living in your bubble. I may be a Jackass, intentionately, and am very much aware of it, but you’re ignorant, and you can’t help ignorant.
Yeah, I didn’t laugh when I saw this. Instead I was like, um. I was like, um. I was like, um. I was like, um, totally offended.
bd db bd bd bd bd thats all folks!
I laughed so hard my poop turned white…
I’d rather believe that people were laughing at my bad moments than judging me.
And yes, there was, at some point, a very embarrassing video of me getting interviewed by network news as a representative of my company. I had severe foot-in-mouth disease and every time I tried to correct the way what I was saying was coming across I knew it was just coming out worse!
I believe it was never aired but if it was I would be happy to believe every one was laughing at me knowing it was just a bad case of foot-in-mouth and not thinking I was a tool or worse.
Not sure why, but this reminds me of <a href="http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&source=hp&q=letterman%20winslet&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#"an interview Kate Winslet did. Poor girl; I don’t think she meant to tell everyone THAT much about her private life…
Err, sorry. You can laugh at my link fail now.
Link.
Gawd, double superfail. You can get there from that link, but this one’s more direct.
Third time is the charm.
Sasha, like um chill out.
Ahahah, I totally agree. Why come here to watch people fail if you aren’t going to laugh when they do?
Don’t worry, I loled.
Good sport
blush little baby, don’t say a word, fuzzy’s gonna get you a mocking
word
I wonder if his brain is damaged from getting hit too much in games. It’s definitely not unheard of.
Like professional boxers? Yeah, I could see that if they hit him enoguh times.
Round 1: Fight!
WTH stutter fight? Thats interesting but not exactly too action-packed. Ah whatever just fight
I umm, like umm. I was umm like, umm, like umm. Then I was like umm. I was like umm. Like umm. Like umm. Umm like um, I umm. Like umm, like umm, like umm, like umm, like umm. I was like umm. Like umm.
staged!
what!
You Fail!. Final Round: Fight
Team Fortress 2 announcer voice: You fail. Prepare for sudden death.
BONK
Failhuman is a spy!
Spy-uh sappin’ mah abilities to speak!
I fight stages.
Cauthon?
*rubs Mat hoping his good luck will rub off*
Hey – I WANNA RUB TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh. My. God. You got my reference!!!
*SQUEEZE!!*
I just happen to like those books is all!
*squeeze!*
Have a good weekend?
It was decent. Nothing too spectacular. You?
I had a pretty good weekend, movie night at the friends house again! And somehow ended up buying three new movies, PLUS my new (vintage) salt and pepper shakers came in!
My weekend was spent looking for planarians in a stream behind a middle school for a biology project.
My weekend was spent working. What are planarians?
Aren’t they those creatures from Planet 9??
No, but you can ride them to find the spice.
…and cut them in two and you will have twice as many.
Yes, he actually does have a speech impediment. I felt really bad for him when I found out.
I still laugh about it. Why? Cause that’s how I react when my own impediment screws me up. Laugh at it, joke about it, then move on. Luckily mine isn’t a stuttering problem.
photoshopped
It is fake. You can see that it loops when his eyes blink.
its real dumbass i was watching it live, they just showed it twice in same video
I’m a Speech Therapist and it does look like he is a stutterer. I wish this would be taken off of failblog because it isn’t a fail! He can’t help it!
Yes, he has a speech impediment. It is called stuttering.
What is next? Pictures of people in wheel chairs for us to laugh at?
LOL. Yeah, that would be too funny for the overly sensitive, but I would laugh my ass off if they fell over or something! Hey, I wouldn’t be laughing at the fact that they’re handycapped, just at the fact that they haven’t mastered the wheelchair that they’ve been in for years. LOL.
LOL teh interwebz iz hillerius, i love laughing at cripples and paraplegics, but stuttering is a whole new level of fun
How the heck did this guy not realise how much time he failed at that moment. He shoulda laughed or smirked, or something like, umm, like umm, something like umm, like…
I read an article about him (Ellis Lankster) in the newspaper. He has a diagnosed speech impediment.
I was like uhm, like uhm.
seriously? he stutters people, get a clue and some empathy!
its faked you can see where the guy cut the video
i think he probably said it once or twice in a row
He sounds just like a guy that was trying to sell me a fish tank on craigslist… How much is it? Like uhm like uhm like uhm…
Like ‘em!
oh wait …
But being orally active is always biologically practical, if you’re not inhibited…
Never seen a inhibition I couldn’t, um, lick
Like um, I don’t have um what like um to say like ’bout um this like um vid um…
Yay Arthur! and like, stuff.
Dammit! I never saw you up here.
Like ummm, I don’t know how I umm, like missed that, like!
No wonder that Buffalo mascot is runningawaywithaquickness!
Yay Arthur!!
Woohoo, asecond party!
*squeeze*
Now I need one more to match the fails I powered…
Hehe, I think you are the third third.
I can’t remember one of the fails, but the other one was the woman in court who was smacked with a newspaper or something and fell down screaming. Here’s my question: Do I only get embarassing fails?
Pssh! At least you get them.
*stiffupperlipsqueeze*
You’re right, I shall stop complaining.
*squeeze*
You know you made it when the US-President speaks on your behalf. Unless it’s GWB. Or Nixon.
Old habits die hard!
Gives me a facepalmsmile every time.
You got the power!
*bodypops*
Congrats!
Wow, everyone’s got different avatars! I wish I had a new one.
?! Where on earth did Gumby come from ?!
Well, BFF, he was once a little green slab of clay. Gumby!
I don’t remember any of my powered fails or quotes used. How embarrassing is that?
My quotes? Weeeeeeell….
But seriously: Who cares?
Not me!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
We’re just having fun!
*squeezes my Power Buddies*
Yikes, I meant not me caring about such things in general. (I think Arthur knew what I meant.)
*power-squeezes*
I knew what you meant, no worries. That was my version of agreeing with you!
*snorkity*
I only remember that one of my comments that powered a fail was “Wheeeeeeeeee!”, but I only remembered that when MsB said it.
Ha! *wheeeeeee!-smooch*
*looks warily at Ms B’s “Power Buddies”*
and their swell heads.
FIRST!
Um?
Like
Ummm
I was like…
Closes eyes, breathes deeply, thumbs to middle-fingers…
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Like, Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Like, Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Chant with me.
*carries on*
NOM NOM NOM
*Noms a potatochip*
…even though I British, and therefore call “potatochips” ‘crisps’…
Like, umm, yeah…
Do you have a flag?
It’s an older flag, sir, but it checks out.
NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY. You can’t have one!
That’s the rules… that… I’ve just made up!
- and i’m backing it up with this gun I got from the…National Rifle Association!
Eddie Izzard = Win
Spoon! Bad!! (Don’t ever explain references, add more if you get them)
“Come on, Europe, give these countries back. Come on, we just had a bloody war; let’s give ‘em back. Britain?”
“Wha?”
“What’s that behind your back?”
“Oh, it’s India and a number of other countries.”
Red Haaaaawt Countries – right here!
Red Haaaaawt Countries – right here!
Countries for sale, come and get em, red hot!
Red Haaaaawt Countries – right here!
We need the Falklands for strategic sheep purposes!
Lead them to me. I will deal with them myself.
Wow, they have the Internet in the Death Star?
(The entire internet is located inside his helmet)
That explains a lot. I think.
It certainly explains why the man has breathing problems, with all that data taking up so much space!
*waves Union Jack*
*the choir sings “RULE BRITANNIA”*
AAAAH! Where’s my avatar gone?!
Come on, show up, Big Ben.
“London Bridge is falling down,
falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down,
’cause I…sat…on it!”
Hammmmmmmmmmm
nommmmmmmmmmmmmm
Like ummmmm…
Virtually EXACTLY like ummmmm…
Virtual hummmmmmm
I’d pay $0.002 to watch that again.
It’s your lucky day, it’s on sale! It’s like, um, 0% off!
Verizon agreed to sponsor the Buffalo Bills; in exchange, the team is required to answer Verizon’s billing questions.
I hope he gets better marching bandwidth without having to refer to his manager.
What, so suddenly stuttering is really, like, um, funny?
What next? “Walking FAIL” on a picture of a man with no legs?
*pats Dave on the back*
I know, I wasn’t loved when I was young too.
j/k man, relax.
Word.
Poor guy has a speech impediment. Not a good fail.
No, his needle’s stuck, it’s a great fail.
A friend of mine’s needle stuck once – is why he only wears jeans with button flys…
Admit it, that was you.
*shifts awkwardly*
no
*tries to leave some memories behind..*
I don’t think it was your behind that was the problem, there…
Off topic, but how was 9 dragon?
Now he has a short-term memory problem.
Ummmm, what?
die man.
He’s not die Übermensch, this Peodfil.
der der, dear
Durr
oh my durrling ♥
Oh mein Liebling fuzzytine!
Du bist Buckling my knees.
Mein deep-fried kleine wanton Ziege.
*liebevolle Kopfstoß*
Nice fail!
*makes a note for Brewski*
*squeeze!*
Hi, sweetie! Thought of you this weekend. Went to the “Ribberfest” in downtown Mt. Carmel, IL. There’s a bar there named….(wait for it)…..Brewsky’s!!!
You made it!!!!!
*squeeze*
Th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that’s all folks!
YAY For Arthur!!!
Woop woop!
*pops the champagne*
I can’t actually see the vid because I’m at school, but I’ll always celebrate for Arthur!
You can guess the guy is no good at public speaking. It’s almost surfer speak just with less vocabulary.
Arthur says “Yeah, like totally.”
(I know you’ll see it later but I thought I’d explain anyway)
It’s worse than nerves I think. I’m off to check if he has some kind of pathology…
Dang. I could tell you if I could hear it. I used to be a speech-language pathologist, after all.
He repeats “like ummm” to the point that you think someone was playing with the audio …
I can’t spend any more time on it right now…I found nothing conclusive. I suspect it was just an extreme case of nerves.
The two are often related. People with speaking or processing disabilities tend to get very, very nervous when having to speak in public (understandably).
My guess (completely uncomfirmed by diagnosis, testing, or any semblance of scientific or empirical data) is that he has a processing disorder rather than a speech disorder. People with processing disorders have a difficult time translating thought to speech not for a physical reason like a stutter or anatomical abnormality, but because the processes that occur to get the words from the brain to the mouth are delayed or interrupted.
Therefore, many people with processing disorders have “crutches” or little sound bites that they use to fill the gaps while their brain attempts to get the message into speech. Sometimes, this delay is more marked than others, and the repetition of the filler (his perseveration to the phrase “like, um”) is a lot more noticeable. In many cases, people have developed strategies to hide the delay really well…so much so that you can’t even notice it. I think because this guy was so nervous, the delay was more marked and his coping strategies for it broke down.
And that’s my .002 cents.
Your .002 cents make a lot of sense (as usual). I like your well-educated “guess”.
As a trainee teacher, they recorded us talking to a group of people in order to see what we looked like.
It’s funny to know that even with no obvious speech/language/processing impairments, we all go through the ‘ummm’ stage when all focus is on you and you’re not used to it.
He sounds what I am told to be a “valley girl” for how many times he is “like um”. Though we forgot something.
*Rolls in confetti cannon and fires*
Oh, I see you’ve already wheeled in and fired the confetti cannon. OK, I’ll just add my congrats to Arthur then.
Yanno I knew.
Sorry. I tend to forget what I’ve told people here and what I haven’t.
*poke*
:[
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A serious haxored series! :〉
Dragonwriter you have to hear this video. I am really interested in what you have to say about it. I felt sorry for the guy then I realized I had the same problem when I was young learning to speak for the first time at eight years old.
Read it above thanks DW.
Tanks!!
*squeeeeeze*
*glugs champagne*
*yeah, like totally intercepts a bottle going by*
*does celebratory headstand*
*˙˙˙ɯn ƃnןƃ ‘ɯn ƃnןƃ ‘ɯn ƃnןƃ*
Woo hoo Arthur!
*makes with the confetti*
*like, um, starts bubble machine*
Yay, Arthur!
Congrats Arthur!
*lights and hands out sparklers*
Everyone be careful with your sparkler this time.
Who is this ^^ guy anyway!
But…it’s 30 seconds long!
*turns lights down low*
*holds shutter open on camera*
*spells “BMW WIN!” with sparkler*
Thank you all!
*squeezes all around*
Pretty lame fail and potentially insensitve to laugh about him, but it’s powered by me so I like (ummm) it.
*gives AE high five anyway*
*manages to miss high five so McFail unavoidably stumbles in his arms*
*squeeze*
*giggles and returns squeeze*
Your avatar went a few rounds with him for the powering is all!
*squeeze*
Did he like ummm die?
Did the BMW ummm win?
*squeezes Arthur until he pops*
Ewwww….
congrats AE sometime you are the windshield and sometimes you are the bug.
Aww, I kinda feel bad for him.
…I kinda feel sad for him…
…I kinda feel RAD for him! *jumps in a Ferrari and speeds away to a perfectly executed power chord*
edited video, meh
Except you can hear the reporters laughing in the background.
Aw, poor widdle guy couldn’t claim Photoshop cuz it’s a video?
Quit sport try DJ?
Not a fun poke really though.
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What?
Robot face!
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Kelly…take a look at this page:
failpeeps.wordpress.com/epic-fails/
That will give you a LOT of information about where our sayings and language comes from. Check out the FAQ page and the dicitionary, too…there are lots of answers there.
You Poke you pay!
We are serious. :[
*pokes Emp*
*giggles and runs away*
You owe me money young miss.
*Chases off Ms. B*
*5 eagles sticks leg out and trips EMP who lands on pillows. So Ms B can get away*
*Picks up where he left off*
I shall have my pretty lady.
Seriously!
well with a bit of rhythm to that, aw I`m starting to feel like I`m beating on a nice guy again
Nice guy, congrats! They’re tough to find. And you two can get married in five or six states now, which personally makes me really happy.
(Climbs out of hole and mops bruises)
Ok, I guess that was “don`t stroke the cat”?
Ahhhh, all you have to worry about is hairy palm syndrome and going blind.
Right, that`s it, at least I`m not having to head for the milking barn in a few hours.
*hems and haw-haws*
Nesting faiiiiiiiiil
Pretty seamstress looking good in her hawt-hawt new artistic damn nice avatar winnnnnn!!!!
Well, it was mandatory on the last fail
It was mandatory to make a hand-drawn avatar. I’m calling “PHOTOSHOPPPPPPED!!!!111!!!!” on yours.
But I’m normally as tall as two stories in an airport!
I am impressed by your fish, it does look good.
She has a good sense of scale.
Oops, fluffy, I didn’t see that part! So I spent 30 seconds on MS Paint just for you.
Hm. Well, it might show up eventually. By the time you swim back.
There it is! Now stop yelling at me, fishie!
Where exactly where you going miss with a suitcase? Trying to escape the blog?
I’m joining the circus again.
On a uni-re-cycle?
While playing the accordion.
Like what?
What like?
The most confusing simile ever.
..as an aside..
I do reckon smilies should be standardized – they can be a touch missleading at times..
I think it’s an SAT question. What is to like as like is to___?
What?
*fills in the C bubble*
…when in doubt :S
That’s how I got a 1390.
C bubble, represent! Me too!
Ever see A Fish Called Wanda?
This is Ken’s American cousin.
hehe
“don’t eat the green one’s Ken, they’re not ripe yet.”
“Asshooooooooooooooole.”
That’s an awesome nickname btw.
*hugs Aja*
Don’t call me stupid.
Aristotle was not Belgian! The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself!” And the London Underground is not a political movement!
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
(we searched animal shelters high and low in San Diego after seeing AFCW to find the perfect dog to name after Kevin Kline’s character. The giant Newf mix we found turned out to be the sweetest, smartest, most loyal dog we’ve ever had. Otto passed away 4 years ago at the ripe old age of 13, and that movie still makes me melancholy. Sorry for the sidetrack… back to the frivolity.)
Sorry for your loss, but I’ve never heard of anyone choosing a dog to fit the name they picked out!
And THAT, my dear, is why there are so many dog bites per year in certain counties in Appalachia!
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give damn!
*credits roll*
Give damn what?
I’m even happier than usual I don’t live in Appalachia, because my pit bull’s name is Baron von Muppetpants…
*twils hair*
*chomps on gum*
Like, um, I totally, like, don’t, um, get it!
It’s, like, um, totally tubular!
I enjoy a nice twil, it has a lovely diagonal weave.
*headdesk*
I didn’t even see that.
I love typos, silly…
In other news, I’m commenting too quickly so I’m going to the grocery store. Anyone want anything?
Damn, I forgot to get one.
NO U?
*grabs Moomin on end-of-aisle display before he’s sold out*
*squeeze!*
You are all the best kind of people.
<pre You know who you are.
*sigh*
HTML tag fail. I still stand by my statement.
*bukkit*
… making for the best soylent green.
I prefer soylent brown — I’m an Autumn.
Choosy moms choose failbloggers?
Only eat the smart ones!
So that’s why ZA hangs out here, there are bigger, more delicious brains…
Well duh!
*gives leftovers of dead fainting children from pictures ago*
Here I saved you enough for a feast.
Sheesh, log out fail as well.
*goes to corner mumbling*
S’ok, you’re still grrrrr8.
*squeezity*
Yeah but no but yeah but no but
Whatever!
*admires Aja’s butt*
It’s like buttah!
*twirls*
Woops. I think you twil-ed there, instead, and ended up all diagonal!
:p
Hee!
*squeeze*
that is SO TOTALLY like um photoshoped!
I think so too. Everytime he said “like uhm” the sound jumped. You even hear him starting a word and then immediately “like uhm” in a way no human being suddenly shifts words. Only the first 2 like uhm’s were real.
*facepalm*
*makes note in log book*
They never stop. *sigh*
So I was X20 at our barbecue for the tornado victims yesterday.
I was surprised to see what Kanye did.
What did he do? I didn’t watch the awards and it’s all over facebook, but nobody has said what it actually was…
And I hope the barbeque went well.
Jumped up onstage and questioned the award during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech.
We were all thinking it.
Turn that music down, you damn kids! And get off my lawn!!
I envy you. She SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.
He took the Mic from another performer during her acceptance speech. Claimed that another performer deserved it, right after saying he would let her finish and that he was happy for her.
Yes the barbecue went well we took a picture and have t-shirts that say we survived the Burnhaven tornado 2009.
And I purposefully did not watch the awards! Because I thought it wouldn’t be interesting. *pouts*
Aww don’t feel so bad, this was just an unplanned annoyance.
*squeeze*
Maybe that will make you smile
Oh, I had a good time regardless.
*squeeze*
Glad to hear that.
that too was photoshoped, Taylor Swift didn’t even see him (cause it was photoshoped), she also has a speech impediment…thats why she stopped talking, and that also explains Beyonces reaction… see?
Read a book gog damn it !
Who is gog?
agog?
Like, um, gog me with a spoon
Hey no.. I think this was a typo.
Read a book, gog, dance, sit.
..but what does gogging entail?
Dyslexic agnostics wonder whether there really is a dog.
Set thy face against Gog, of the land of Magog, … and prophesy against him. (Ezekiel 38.2)
Ezekiel mustn’t worry, unless it’s 40.0 or higher. May be a little cold, that’s all.
Very cold, in fact. Oh wait, you mean Celsius.
It’s 313.5 Kelvin? Dang.
I think it’s decimal, D.
And probably prophetic, too.
Maybe just decimber, there?
It May be a Decimber romance.
*may go listen to the Decimberists*
All bow before the great awesomeness of “gog”. Successor of “bob”.
I meant god
DD lol. typewrite fail 4 me 
Go back to Stormfront.
Oh god, Billy Joel *kills self*
*hums a Rush tune*
*can’t kill self any harder*
*tries*
Whaaat? I have a lovely singing voice! :p
So stop humming and let it all hang out!
Okey-doke.
*deeeeeeeeeeeeep breath*
♬ You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your liiiiiife,
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen!!!!! ♬
Why? Why? WHY!?!?!
Because ABBA is about as non-Rushlike as it gets, silly.
And Dragon lurves me, Avis!
♬ If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re feeling down
If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me!!!! ♬
I doooooooooooo!
♬ Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar. ♬
♬ Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything! ♬
♬ Tonight the
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
Smiling, having fun
Feeling like a number one! ♬
♬ Money, money, money, must be funny, in a rich man’s world! ♬
They are entirely too catchy!
♪We’ve done it all before and now we’re back to get some more. You know what I mean.
Voulez-vous(ah-ha!)♫
DELILAH?!
Samson?
Yay! You and me, karaoke tomorrow!
*is going to give this place so many earworms*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Heeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllp!
Mwuaahahahahahaaaa.
You are cruel!
But I’m in such a good mood, I can’t stop grinning!
Tuesday is now karaoke day on failblog allllllll day, Avis…
*rummages through music collection, looking for Billy Joel tunes*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*gets holy water*
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday….
Nah, not even I can do that!
MUST…NOT…EXPLODE
♬Took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
Took the midnight train going anywhere
I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on♬
ahhhh. That’s better.
*stops believing*
Oh, don’t!
Ahhh!
*found the “crazy bad” music from high school*
I’ve mentioned that my high school days were smack in the middle of the power ballad era, right?
Clickie for a super cover of that Journey song used inthe show Glee. I’ve been listening to this lots lately.
Scott has figured out how to get around my NO CLICKIE!!! policy.
Dragon, I was in the little convenience store in my building the other day and a song came on their PA that reminded me of you.
…WELL, WHAT WAS IT????
:p
It was “These Dreams”.
I figured I should tell what song it was, as I’m about to go for an hour or two.
Sorry, I got sidetracked by a phone call from my mother and then immediately after that a text from the movie watching friend.
*LOVES “These Dreams”*
That was not on Mr. Belvedere. Here, shiny!
♪ And you don’t need to wonder, you’re doin’ fine…
And my love, the pleasure’s mine…
Let me go crazy on you…. crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you…. oh…..♪
*snorkity!!*
I don’t have Heart hair anymore!
You had to change your style so it wouldn’t go Crazy on You?
He probably has a speech impediment or stutter. Sorry, not funny. What’s next on Fail Blog, Down’s syndrome kids? How about some Special Olympics highlights?
I agree. Not funny.
I agree. Not funny.
*sign, sign pass*
What were we talking about?
I have no idea.
I had an idea once, but someone stole it.
Where is LCB, anyway?
I had an ID once, but it got stolen.
Now I’m somebody else.
And all you have left is that super ego?
That and a cornish game hen
Definitely agree…whether or not it’s an impediment, or he’s just a stutter bug (like me), I don’t find it funny.
In my case, it’s worse when I don’t talk for a while, so the question or sentence is in my head, but I can’t form the words and I “lock up”…some people say “SPIT IT OUT!” before I get a chance to. Grrrr. The funny thing is, when I DO start talking “normally”, I’m on a tear, and can end up sounding like an auctioneer.
Congrats! You’re the first hatefull racist SOB who showed up today (if I didn’t miss anyone).
Therefore I award you with the golden turd. You may replace the ordinary colo(u)red shit that is your sad excuse for a brain! And now GTFO.
That’s what I call fast banning! Thank you!
Wow, poooofta! Nice!
Whoa. When Arthur tells you to GTFO, they GTFO!!!
So, this one really is Arthur’s fault? Yay Arthur!!!
Aww… did I miss a troll?
Dangit.
So did I. I guess this one was so bad he got banned immediately.
freak indeed.
They let you use a computer?
Ooo, successful troll is successful. Now GTFO and go hang yourself from a swingset.
Not good to spoil a perfectly good swingset. He should go home and starve to death.
Newsflash: Known bigot and/or forum troll starves to death in his room after inflammatory post dismissed. Family is “…relieved…”. Film at 11.
Neighbors say, “He was such a nice kid. Oh wait, I’m thinking of a different kid.”
Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man! Oh the little that unhinges it, poor creatures that we are!
~Charles Dickens
word.
Dude has had a stuttering problem for years.
Are there any picture of retarded kids we can laugh at? Or maybe parapelegics and we can have a walking fail.
Or maybe show some dead babies and have a living fail?
Or maybe a bunch of dead Jews at Auschwitz and call it “religion fail?”
Or the world blowing up and calling it “survival fail?”
Cuz, seriously, dudes, that’s what this is equivalent to.
Having fun on failblog always requires walking a fine line.
Oops…
Nah, we still have feelings here at failblog. You can keep all that stuff and whatever other sick things make you happy. We will be fine with a picture of you to laugh at for a while. Thanks.
We prefer “living impairment” to “living fail” thankyouverymuch.
i mean like, am, like, am, like am, like am, i dunno.
Hey, gog for you.
Looks like he is following in obamas footsteps…
How so?
Because Obama is an awful speaker but a great football player?
I thought it was the other way around. Damn lib-rull meedee-urr.
That’s right, I politely asked you to clarify. NOW RUN, COWARD, RUN!
Down, Lord Rogue! Down!
Hey! We have minors watching! Get a room!
Are they wearing those funny hats with the lights on the front?
Mine ores.
Like, majorly.
No, goldangit! We’re them old-fashioned ones! There’s fail in them thar hills!
*waves pickaxe*
“It’s an old-fashioned hole-diggin’! By gar, it’s been awhile!”
Yeeee haaa!
*blows dynamite*
*rides in mine cart down mine, waving pickaxe in air*
I sense another New Straitsville.
*explosion emanates from mine entrance*
*runs screaming from mine with trousers alight*
It’s pretty clear that this is edited… during the first like-ums, he blinks in the same place 3 or 4 times. It’s not a stutter, it just the same frames copied and pasted over and over.
A fair point, though it doesn’t explain the like-ums where he isn’t in that same position.
It is a stutter. For sure. He’s had a stutter his entire life.
I was, like, uhm, like, uhm, uhm, on failblog.
Idea for a Popsicle ad: “Lick ‘em, lick ‘em, lick ‘em…”
Idea for used Popsicle sticks: “Join ‘em, join ‘em, join ‘em…”
Milhouse totally fell for that Popsicle rocket when he joined the Party Posse.
Yvan eht nioj!
*shouts from window*
HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!
Fast tracked through college due to his footballing skills, no doubt.
What do you do when you want a new fail pic?
Does anyone have a menu?
What sort of dressing would you like with that fail?
Hmmm, can I get sunflower seeds instead of croutons please?
Pepper, miss?
Just a dash, thanks!
How would you like that fried?
Roasted, not fried, please. And can I make a substitution from this list of side orders?
Sorry, Ma’am, no substitutions. Would you like the boiled mystery meat or the pile of withered peanuts?
and such as
This sucks – don’t make fun of somebody because they stutter. What is next…Walk fail for somebody in a wheelchair. Boo!
What he says? XD
OH MY GOD A TALKING CARROT
Like, OMIGAWD!!!
I think it’s been in the fridge too long when they start to move by themselves, let alone learn to talk.
I think I’d have some moral issues with eating food that talks to me.
More than a few, here.
*squeeze*
And congrats on the “power”!
Thank you!
*squeeze*
Would you have to understand what they are saying in order to have a moral issue?
He’s worried that something that looks good enough to eat talking to him would become an immoral issue.
He’s worried that eating food that is talking to him would be a bad morel issue.
He’s worried that eating food that is talking to his teeth would be a bad molar issue.
Let’s meet the meat!
(It’s a mortal issue.)
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot!
What’s blue and sounds like a carrot?
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A ^ !
What’s red and delicious?
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A claret!
What’s several (typically pastel) colors and full of dots?
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A Monet!
What’s a pet that looks like a weasel?
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A ferret!
What’s a hat and is worn by cheesy Frenchmen?
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A beret!
What’s given to you by a teacher, but isn’t actually homework?
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A demerit!
Who is really prolific and likes snappy dialogue?
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David Mamet!
What happened when dilly met teh shark?.
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she got et good
Eeep! What’s worse than being eaten by a shark?
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Bob Saget!
HE was READING?
ummm what?
Did he died?
You’re both masturbating and making salad wrong.
Depends what you lke on your salad
(pops remaining bruised but functional “i” in upper post)
Did he die?
That isn’t a Good Question.
THAT, however, was a remarkably good – and astute – answer!
*hands Avis a shot o’ Cabo*
Why thankies!
*downs shot*
Poor guy. When I saw this I was like um I was like um, like um, I was like um, um like um…. I don’t know.
Y’all be wrong… He kickin’ some mad freestyle up in there.
Dis ain’t stutterin’, its pimpin’
FO REALZ
It’s hard out here for a pimp. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
‘Specially at the walmart.
But the hoes are priced lower to drive out the mom ‘n pop pimp operations!
It’s all of those imported hoes they bring in from overseas that let them pimp at lower prices.
He’s like a broken record…poor guy. Still funny though.
A video of someone with a speech impediment or a stutter is not in the least bit funny to me, and if it is to any of you, including the person who posted it in the first place, I suggest you engage in some personal self-examination to determine exactly why some other person’s misfortune is amusing to you.
If you’re not too busy pulling the wings off flies, that is.
I hate them.
Flies, that is.
Which reminds me, actually –
What do frogs say?
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“Time’s fun when you’re having flies!”
*yawn*
You know, we could set this to music by now, we’ve heard it enough times.
*begins to work out a spiffy wah wah guitar solo for the song…*
*thrashes face and arms against desk*
*claims it’s a drum solo*
*wipes desk with cloth*
*places pillows for ZA*
Potpiekittehs attract flies.
Maybe the guy actually stutters? Not funny =/ I’m ashamed of you, failblog.
Exactly.
I’m really surprised at failblog for putting something on here like this – an anonymous person is one thing, especially for doing stupid stuff, but putting someone on here whose name we can see, and for a speech impediment?
Gee, how much brains and creativity does that take?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that way.
I would have called 911 and reported a stroke victim.
Clearly a speech impediment, not funny.
salam a-like-umm..!
Dat’s what I thawt he say! He teachin hesef a’bic but ony jes on page wun.
I could not understand the questions which were being asked. Whoever was asking the questions must have had a speech impediment, too.
As-Salamu Alaykum to you too!
Please God tell me that was unfairly edited….
Please….
Having nothing to do with anything, the woman who lives in the apartment above mine is having furniture delivered today. From the sounds and tremors coming from above, the movers are dropping safes.
Yikes! Hope the ceiling doesn’t fall on you, Avis!
The last crash-bang sounded like it cracked her parquet flooring! The sub-floors here are pretty sturdy, but the guys upstairs seem to be trying to break them.
Before buying my house, my downstairs neighbors continually complained of the sound of dropping bowling balls. Unfortunately it’s nigh impossible to tell a three-year-old to stop acting like a three-year-old and sit quietly all day. I did try though! Good luck with the headache!
It’s not headache inducing, just surprising how loud these guys are! The woman who owns the place upstairs is truly an un-likable person, who complains to management about everything. I am tempted to call and complain about her!
That would be the right thing to do, invoke the karma she deserves.
Eh, she owns her unit while I merely rent mine. Management is notoriously indifferent to those who rent. Of course, management doesn’t likeher in any way shape or form…. but she owns so she gets away with it.
She is also the type to demand to know who complained so she can start recording anything the offend(ed)ing party does so she can get them evicted. No really, she tried that once (that someone eventually got married and moved on her own). And she has, in the past, made it her mission to get some of the maintenance staff fired. Successfully. She is evil.
Carry a bowl of holy water around and mistakenly trip up and splash her in the face. See what happens, if she melts shes a demon and you now have your first demon slay.
Holy water is likely to vaporize if I come near it. :p
She is that evil. My new advice, don’t go near her. She could start to plot to take your beauty.
Oh and she might try and taint your soul.
Oh, I think her soul has already been tainted…
Oh lawdy lawd.
There goes another 5 lbs!!!
I know her name, but she doesn’t know mine, so I like to freak her out by saying “Hi (fill in the blank), how are you today?” You should see the look on her face! It’s fun!
Nah, this is one of those forgivable indulgences.
For all your worries, we need some sort of a priest.
Or my fave, just sneeze to get a free blessing.
*tickles Avis’ nose with a feather*
*twitches nose*
*snork*
*makes matching handbaskets*
*erects signposts showing the highway*
*has no good intentions regarding that particular neighbor*
I’m moving October first due to my murderous thoughts involving my neighbors.
Wait, I thought witches melted from holy water? And vampires?
Thats normal water, Wizard of Oz should have taught you better. But I dunno the true extent of it.
*Tosses an ” ‘ ” up into the above post.
*Bukkit*
*An extra ” * ” into the above post as well.*
*passes the bukkit*
Bon Appetit.
Oh how fitting, guano and boiled newts…
Please note how difficult it typically is to make a zombie feel nauseous.
Vampires don’t much care for Holy water, if many, many movies are to be believed.
I’d stake my reputation on it.
Fangs for the info! Very helpful.
Vampires suck.
Yah, that bites.
I didn’t know Miss South Carolina was a transvestite…
It’s obviously been tampered with. Not hard to see.
O-oh say can you see…
…by the dawn’s early light…
This guy clearly has a stutter. This is just mean, failblog. Take it down.
Look, expressing your anger here is not going to work. Either email the admin directly, by clicking the rather large “CONTACT US” at the bottom of the page, or vent your wrath somewhere else. We can’t do anything.
Calm blue ocean GFB oft etccc.. We all vent here. Valid point you could be more supportive.
No, this is not the place to vent that crap. Like BFF said, there is a place for that. Telling us does only that, tells us. Clicking the “contact us” link gets the complaint to those who might do something about it.
Yea the venting we do is different, rarely having to do with the fail, Avis is correct, oh and you never mention why you wouldn’t visit the other site (the misogyny one), partly my fault for responding so late.
“Yea the venting we do is different” Ahh but we do vent here EMP. Look I am not looking to fight with you or quarrel or to be ganged r a p ed either. There are worse things said on here by fly ins. I now get mad when people get down right racist and rude. The rest of the time I glean(?) the good things or humourous statements people say, sh!t life is fun let us let go of the hate/judging. You peeps are the best in the world but sometimes I am embarrassed that I don’t say more of what is wrong on here. I feel bad for this guy with the speech problem until DW possible explained it for me, I still won’t make fun of him.
Or Safety
I hope again I didn’t offend you EMP or Avis.
Yes, but what I meant by our venting was different was we do not necessarily complain about the fail but rather things in our lives. Complaints belong where they belong which is not in the comments section, unless the fail is downright wrong. The complaint should have been directed to the contact us link as it was.
I concur in order not to be a troll about the whole topic ok.*hands pastie to EMP.*
*Takes pastie*
Thanks.
Do you know what a pastie is?
Nope but I never refuse a gift, that’s rude.
Ask someone from across the great pond called England or United Kingdom. It is a pastry filled with beef taters and onions and pees. It was used for the miners so they would not get sick from the mercury. They would eat the middle and throw the pantry handles away.
Filled with pees.
EWWWWWWWW.
I’d throw the pantry handles away, too. Sounds tough on the molars.
In my experience, pasties are filled with other things.
But that’s just me.
And I don’t worry about the handles
And what is this “great pond called England” to which you refer??
I hear it’s a bit nipp(l)y there.
I’m glad you’re abreast of the situation
That sounds so, so…. familiar!
what’s a “likhum” O_O?
I’m dyslexic and I find it funny … it wouldn’t bother me if Fail Blog posted my inadequacies here.
xD
My English teacher would have a fit with the “like ah, like ah…”.
And yes, I don’t care if finding someone suffering amusing makes me a bad person.
owo
Just get me started on a topic I hate and the rude/evil/snide comments just go flying.
Did he die?
REMIX
*gets out turntables*
I didn’t know I would find my new ringtone so fast!! Yaye!
He’s a good guy.
either he was really nervous, or had a tick. cut the poor guy a break.
He can get that off with a match and some tweezers, but he needs to remember to get the entire head out.
Huh. I’ve told people they need to get their heads out of certain orifices before, but I’ve never heard of that match trick.
*snork*
*headbutts*
I AM NOT AN ELEPHANT!
what do you mean
“Some animals are just jerks.”
*snork*
That reminds me of something my son said this weekend. We were at the fair and he was telling me not to dance to the music. I called him a party-pooper.
“I’m not a poop! I’m a boy!”
go $#@% yourself
Oh oh.
Katrina’s cornfused…
I draw the line there.
*Presses plasma cutter firmly to katrina’s cheek*
What was that again?
You two (Qwaz and WhoeNellie) budded in front of me again LOL
OMG – is that you, 5 Beagles?
SOOOOOOo solly!
*notes gaping, glowing hole in katrina’s cheek*
*sticks in a birthday cake candle*
*begins to sing*
*Hits the lights*
*…Appologizes to lights*
*Flicks them off*
*Joins in singing*
Beagles beagles hello that is eagles lmao. WhoeNellie!
“$#@%” translated from trollish to English is “treat”, so go get yourself an ice cream!
*squeeze*
Don’t worry about her, she’s missing some neurons. All of them.
What is he somewhere between 5 and 8 Ms B. LOL I liked that story. Reminds me of my kids when they where younger. Brought a tear to my eye really it did. I don’t see my kids near enough.
When my daughter was a baby, I made up a lullabye to sing to her. A couple years later, when she could talk, I sang it to her again. These were her responses, line by line:
“Little [her name] is a baby”
“no”
“Is a great big little teeny”
“no”
“Is a pumpkin”
“no”
“piece of candy”
“no”
“Little turtle”
“no”
“Peanut pie.”
“no”
The no stage I liked it the most cause it was a game of wills LOL. Thanks Fuzz for the sharing.
As a stutterer, it’s clear that this guy is also a stutterer.
Stutterers develop techniques that help them avoid stuttering. Unfortunately these are bandaids, and whatever they do is temporary. After which you’re left with both the stutter and the bandaid.
Explain bandaid someone?
A temporary fix for an often permanent problem, such as singing words to avoid stuttering. Hard to do in ordinary life, so the stutter comes back, especially when one is nervous.
Meegwetch dilettante.
Explain Meegwetch someone?
Meegwetch means thank you in Ojibwa.
Bandaid is commonly used in North America for “plaster”.
You know, its like really annoying when somebody says the same word like twice every sentence?
There is nothing like strange about this guy, he just talks like the average American.
*headdesk*
*x5*
I’m sooo not going to deal with this crap again. Once is enough.
*walks away*
Dude, it was like a joke. Don’t take it all like serious and stuff.
ptptphptphptphptphtphptphptphpthptphpt hah
I didn`t realise at first you were joking, There`s a lot lost in type that would be revealed by a facial gesture, done that too often too.
Gotta be careful about the American thing eh.
You had 5 in your comment did you call me Shadow?LOL
Twice every sentence? Your two sentences have 2 “like”s each. Chip off the old block eh!
*headdesk*
easy with that you`ll do yourself an injury
And you were doing so well
*shakes head sadly and walks away*
Abba fan are you kidding me ?
*Quickly dives to put pillow between Avis and said desk*
Im pretty sure this took part of the clip and played it on repeat. you can tell by the video
i saw this when it was on tv, i almost died laughing. But i didn’t know how to get it from the DVR to the internet. otherwise i would have submit it a month ago. this is what happens when you play football through college instead of learning. maybe he should have taken a public speaking class.
that was actually annoying xD
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-reeeeeetardddd.
Is he brain damaged?
This may have already been said, but I don’t think I’ll read through hundreds of comments to find out. It seems like he probably has a problem with stammering – a lot like stuttering, but involving the repeating of whole words or phrases instead of just the beginning sounds of words. Pretty embarrassing, to be sure.
shut up
Hurricane bitch is headed for a banning.
In another totally unrelated note, I thought of you all today. Work is being done on our street, and a guy came up to the lawn towards me rolling a wheelbarrow…with a shrubbery in it. I thought he was bringing it to me.
sounds like a Niit experience
He wasn’t called Roger, was he?
What I find amazing (and of course, incredibly complimentary to all of us), is that she thought of her Fail Blog friends and not of the MP movie.
i enjoy fail as much as the next guy, but this isn’t funny, rather honorable. the facts are that he is college educated, polite, respectful, and despite knowing that he would run into problems being interviewed he chose to be a man and not hide behind anything. I think he is a reflection of high character and inspiring for other people who may be afraid to speak to anyone because of their “disability” let alone a national audience. two cents.
If’n he college ejikated he sures hell ain’t learnt nutin. Don’t dey teach talkin in college? Serious note dough, one day we all talkin like dat. ‘Cept me, I’ll be daid.
so fake lol he just cut the part where he says “like um” and pasted it 3 more times haha notice how he blinks like 4 times in a row at the beginning part when he says it
its not funny anymore thanksto u
A bit fake “i hope” so im not really impressed
what i hate when you guys just take up all the space on screen
almost as articulate as Bush
Thats so “jock who can complete a pass but not a sentence”
i’m a straight-A female
So, if I change my e-mail address, can I post???
Maaaaaaaaaybe
Yes it has to be a valid email address
I think ask some other people here.
OMG – is that really you Judy? You look Photoshoped – see the pickles???
Yeah, it’s me, but whatdafock? I left early Friday for a family reunion in Illinois, and haven’t been able to post since I returned – until now, of course.
Oh, and I should be back and blue again soon. I changed it, but it will take a few.
So, how is everyone since I’ve been gone????
Screaming. Just screaming.
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHH!!! PICKLE SURPRISE!!!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
>>>ACK!!<<<
It’s okay! Clear your cash! (And send it to me…)
Oh, thank gawd…you’re blue again.
*grabs Judylicious and squeezes her until she turns…um…*
Help me out here.
the tables
The hands of time?
BLUE!
*hands Juicy a Shamwow*
*welcome back squeeze*
Thanks, Admiral. It’s nice to be back.
Not budding. Judy your avatar is really scary. How was your family rebellion?
Absolutely incredible. You can’t put a price on family. I revisited with cousins I haven’t seen since 1972 – priceless times. Brought back lots of pics and memories. Shed some tears, had some laughs…looking forward to the next time, knowing all the while not everyone I saw this weekend will be with us next year…
We had a saying in our village ” the old die so the young will survive”
I am glad you had fun and good memories. Good food and drink to I hope?. None else had family rebellions ?
Good food, good drink, stories told and memories shared around a campfire, no rebellions. But, one of the ones that will die is not old…
*many hugs*
I’m sorry, sweets. But I am glad you had such a wonderful weekend. The bitter and the sweet really do seem to go together sometimes.
Yes, they really do.
*gratefully accepts hugs*
I may be beating Avis to this, but it looks like the Dirty Dance (Patrick Swayze) has died.
Oh, please, no….
Says yes at 57, celebrity deathwatch has confirmed it.
Pancreatic cancer — that shit kills fast.
If you’ve never seen Randy Pausch’s video, “The Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams,” it’s quite good. A professor who did work in virtual reality programs speaks on achieving goals, knowing he’s dying of pancreatic cancer. Poignant, but very upbeat and often funny.
Youtube has the lecture here:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo
He had a nice a$$.
a fail is only a fail if its real
See dragon writer semi professional view on this above fellow LOLatCanadian.
um it says its 5:49… it’s 8:51
Time warp lol
the only way to survive is gingerbread parade
Amen, catnip. Took the words right out of my mouth.
don’t forget the marshmallow fluff!
or >Pickle Surprise!!!<
Or peanut butter and Nellie…
Or potato pancakes with smoked salmon, caviar and dilly.
I latke you spoil me so much.
No catnip? Dilly likes catnip.
Right. We’re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy with our herbs.
*bats at stuffed mouse*
repete s’il vous plait?
Vous avez l’échec.
Aww. Not funny to me.
فشل
Like umm…
dédaigner
fallar
sjezen
fracassar
test
repeat entry… fail
that was not a repeat! that was a multilingual FAIL
I’ll say.
no really that was “fail” in like six languages
Awesome.
Ehh, this one’s not funny. He’s obviously INCREDIBLY nervous or has a serious speech impediment.
Like um, like um, uh, uh, uh, I have no, like um, uh, comment.
haha when i saw this i pictured the whole world doing that…
lots of blubbering idiots!
This guy obviously has a tic – a disability. It is cruel to post such a thing…
If I was on the money he’s on, you could take the piss out of me all day, and I’d just cry all the way to the bank.
He just stutters. People should leave him alone.
Please remove this video. Making fun of his stuttering is a FAIL for FAILBLOG.ORG.
i wish they’d post something real for once
Stop dissin that boyz natural rappin ability. Gettin in yo face with doze rhymzzzz, yeah baby . . .who iz yo daddy?
Dats what I iz tawkin about.
Jay Z eat your heart out this sicko just slammed yo ladyz big booty, and got his tootie fruity, finger lickin ass kickin.
Oh yeah.
Gimme a hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Ahhhhh, gotcha. Ok. You’ve got to click the reply button on the right of the box of the comment you want to reply to or it won’t nest properly, and will hang out at the bottom by itself. If you want to multilingual multipost just nest them all into the one before it and create a little thread next time.
objection!
does like he like um know um like how to um talk ummmmmmmm like um?
A race horse could be more articulate about the race than this idiot….
Obviously, there is a need for colleges to raise the bar a little for student athletes to actually attend a class or two/
Just because um he was like um like um doesn’t mean we can just like um like um dis him like um because like um it is just the way he like um is. LOL
Photoshop!
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=))
Sad that we find a stutter something to laugh at. A lot of people have do deal with this disability.
This is a FAIL for those who laugh.
should’ve bumped the guy with an elbow or something, works on stuck records and CDs
You know what? I don’t really care if he has a speech problem or not… if that was the case then he should’ve known to NOT put himself or let himself to be put in that kind of situation.
So it’s still a fail.
Like um, like um, like um, I think, like um, he, like um, may have, like um, Tourette’s. Like um.
Seriously though, I had to, like um, watch this video twice to make sure, like um, some smart-ass didn’t, like um, fake this.
Dude! Too many hits to the head.
He is obviously stuttering. Not funny.
I agree arsen, this guy clearly has a stuttering issue. It’s sad, not funny. this should be removed.
Did I stutter motherfcker?
hahahahaha…..yes you did.
T- T- Today junior!!
Am I the only one who was disappointed that there was no slo-mo at the end of the clip?
umm…fail
hahaha! that was painful to watch
I grew up with Ellis. He does stutter….but hey he’s paid now and I’m sure they will hook him up with speech coach (yes they do have them) and he’ll get better. BTW, a speech pathology in not indicative to your IQ…
i love the part where he says “like uhm”
Lawl, you guys need to relax. I think it’s funny, what I think is sad is that people can’t learn to laugh at themselves. It’s like falling on your face and feeling like an idiot, but laughing it off anyway. The human race is liale to be cruel to it’s own kind, yeah. But, no matter what, you should always find amusement in little things, especially things that may hurt because you’ll find it easier to go through later in life if you can laugh at it. So lighten up. *wags*
Am I the ONLY one that can tell this was looped to exaggerate how many times he said um..like?!
this isn’t looped. he actually said it that many time. i was watching it on the news the night it happened.
Some of it is pretty obviously edited with the repeats like 50 times and blinking 50 times. But most of it seems real. I think the unedited one would’ve been pretty funny anyways.
it IS funny….and it’s not fake
He was lagging
fail blog failed cause the vid is fake if you look closely
College degree baby! Yeah, it means something…
this is the best. i tried to convince myself it was fake. but i dont think so.
He sounds just like a guy that was trying to sell me a fish tank on craigslist… How much is it? Like uhm like uhm like uhm…
Assuming this is real and not a video edit, I wonder… did he always have this stutter, or did he get it after repeated head trauma? Lots of boxers and football players get speech problems that way. Just wondering.
He is worse than a teenage girl!!
You poeple are sick for making fun of a guy with a speech impediment.
people*
HAHAHAHA… Can I laugh at you for having a spelling impediment?
HAHAHAHA… Can I laugh at you for having a spelling impediment?
Hey, it’s not funny to make fun of people who are like, um,… nervous.
But this remix is hillarious
Effin Brilliant!!!
Now we just need someone to make a “kna-mean” and “knam-sayn” music video!!!! LMAO
it’s called a stutter, failblog. way to be ignorant assholes.
i’m not saying don’t make fun of people with stutters if they do stupid shit, but this guy was just trying to speak.
anyway. hahah spelling impediment
BOOO! Poor taste, guys. Dude obviously has a stutter. Not very nice to make fun of that, IMO.
I didn’t find this funny. I just feel bad for him.
Stuttering takes many forms. From stuttering over the first letter (ie t-t-t-t- tiger), to stuttering over the first syllable (ie ta-ta-ta-ta- table), to repeating whole phrases. This is a stuttering problem and it’s not something he can willingly control. It has nothing to do with his intelligence. I’m sure he would not find it funny to see it posted here, especially since it is probably something he has suffered from for most of his life.
i was like um going to comment then i was like um….
Did he die…?
This is a Failblog fail. Stay classy, internet.
after watching it twice , now knowing he has a speech impediment just isnt funny anymore
After watching it many times, INCLUDING the remix… it gets funnier and funnier. Eventually, it will run its course. Sigh…
Fail blog fail. Fake, not funny, and he has a disablity.
You know, some people have really funny disabilities. These videos are great, I really like ‘um.
for (int i = 0; i <10 i++) { say("i was like um"); }
clear fake
LIKE UM
And this fellow is a millionaire. Sheesh.
Totally edited.
That’s my name, don’t wear it out moron.
Thats the one and only “videoremix” I ve ever seen, that kicks ass:
http://www.break.com/index/i-was-like-um.html
I’m in complete agreeance. this video is without doubt ticked. notice that on :12-:13 on the left edge of the screen, the large “n” in “Verizon”’s gap goes from small, to big to small again at the exact frame the he repeats for the second time. (or fourth, however you want to think about it)
you can see tthe skips, so obvious it’s fake
good thing he’s good at something else
So was he ever actually um, or was he always only like um?
And if he was like um, how like um was he?
Was he exactly like um, partially like um, mostly like um or only slightly like um?
This video is doctored. Here is the actual video, undoctored. He still says Like, Um a lot, but not nearly as much as in this one.
what on earth? so is it a fail or not?
LMAO!! Like ummm…like ummmm ummmm. He got hit in the head one to many times.
This is fake, the sound and the mouth were off completely
He is my personal hero…