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At least there was no crap in the road this time.
…or squirrels.
…or armadillos. (From Texas)
…..or badgers
Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
Or mushrooms. Mushrooms!
Snake! Oh, it’s a snake!
Where? In my pants?
He meant literally not figuratively
On a plane.
no actually i just really had to go
BADGER!
Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
Geordie Stealth badgers are lurking near you right now but they’re so good at it, you’d never know they were there.
Oh, like monkeys…
ht tp://engrishfunny.com/2009/09/01/engrish-monkeys-find/
Hehehehe, something like that.
The truth is out there!
I punched a monkey by accident 4 years ago, they go squeak.
I’d love to know what circumstances you get in that enables you to punch a monkey.
..camping in Africa, last thing I heard before I drifted off was a lion about 500m away, next thing I know something sharp and lionpaw sized hit me in the head….so I punched it. I have forever since wished it was videoed.
k@! I never knew you were a monkey puncher!
Spanking, yes. But punching?
It is why my name on myspace is Kat the monkey puncher, my friends will never let me live it down.
or a large troup of circus elephants… what is in those pee-nuts anyways?
The squirrels are everywhere.. watching you
*releases a truckload of cats*
Environmental terrorist.
Not a problem Rocky Burnette *releases a truckload of dogs to keep cats in check*
Oh no! We are overrun with dogs, now!
*releases truckload of lions*
Man, it’s hard to keep these ecosystems balanced.
Oh dear, this appears to have got a little dangerous
Always easy to get animals in check.
*releases k@ to punch all the lions*
*roffles*
*sigh*
A girls work is never done.
*girds self*
I though you needed to gird your lions…
*releases rain to blur all the lions*
Well thank you Fuzz, for making my job so much easier!
I thought it might help to add a softening approach;
sometimes punching alone makes lions get angered –
and then we will have crossed the lions.
That’s a good punchline.
yes, feral.
It’s fun to chase them with your car on the road.
*whips out shotgun and starts firing randomly*
The squirrels have arrived!!
a well-aimed slingshot cures them squirrel blues.
*deflty avoids shot and procedes to scamper towards face*
Shouldn’t use watercolors.
Is this another conclusion you’ve drawn?
Yes. They have a sketchy road maintenance crew.
Must be a shady bunch to leave it like that.
They may get a little emulsional about the subject.
If they had only had an inkling of the weather forecast.
Let’s just gloss over this one then, eh?
It may leave a marker in your conciousness.
It takes a real Sharpie to notice that.
It’ll be fine. Oils you have to do is be very… very careful.
It’s like we’ve all dyed and gone to heaven.
I’m just laying it on the line, that’s all.
That was transparent
sounds sketchy
I’m sure the crew just brushed it off.
I suppose there are people who find such things palatable.
let’s erase that thought
♪ One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line. ♪
♫ Liiiiiine, is on my side! Yes it is! ♪
♪ Because you’re mine, I walk the line. ♪
♪ I drew a line, I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all yellow ♪
one toke over the line sweet mary, see you at the railway station, one toke over the line
nuts, really should read before posting…
yeah, king of the road
♪ Rain, I don’t mind.
Shine, the line looks fine. ♪
♫ I got my whiskey! I got my line! And this time the lines are raining out!
Saturday night, my line,
Saturday night, my line’s not dry! ♫
(apologies to Def Leppard)
♫Raindrops keep falling on my head♫(Frank Sinatra?)
Did you forget the byline to your line?
Don’t know who sings the song Brewski. Good morning.
♫Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way♫
Eagles has had too many
♫ White lines.
They’ve blown his mind. ♫
♫This little light of mine I am going to let it shine♫
♫This little light of mine I am going to let it shine♫
♫Let it shine let it shine let it shine♫
♫ “Lazy jane, all the time
Painting lines
You are sleeping at bus stops
Wondering how you got your name
And what you’re going to do about it”♫
♫Rain falls on everyone, the same old rain.
And I’m just trying to walk with you,
Between the raindrops.♫
fourth
that’s a fine line you walk
dang
Baby I’m tired of toein’ the line
maybe you need a bigger toe?
Sum1 lost his luch?
OH NOES!!!
Lolspeak.
Yellow Card.
For some reason, I’m picturing Nelson Munt running out, pointing at the road and going “HAA haa!”
Muntz
Now stop hitting yourself.
Slighty related:
Yesterday, I painted 3 spiders yellow.
Why 3? Did you run out of paint, or spiders?
..or patience?
I was painting the shed, they were in the corners of the window frames. I felt bad about evicting them so I gave them and their homes a lick of paint instead.
Early this morning I got out of bed
With a terrible urge to paint the shed
I fell off the ladder and hit my head
And now my jacket’s got GreenSleeves
I talk to der trees,
They don’t listen to me.
Dat’s why dey put me away
rofl
Now their property values will rise, and next thing you know, the whole windowsill will be gentrified.
WASPs will move in?
They’d better not! I’ve enough neighbourhood
splatsspats!Bee careful what you ask.
how do you wake up that early and can read to!?!>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!???????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, but it wouldn’t be a Wopping surprise to see some flies move in.
That would really bug me.
Everyone’s a winner! Now, let me see if I can’t get a better class of spider in the garage.
Sorry, the only class of spiders you going to get are Arachnida.
*you’re
Are those the posh ones? I’m not having no chavvy spiders living on my shed.
If they do not wear sportswear and say “innit” I think you will be fine.
I’ve seen them. Spiders with hoodies intimidate me.
Do they carry knives?
It’s this really weird kind of silly string. So annoying when you get caught in it.
Or “I ain’t done nuffin’!”
Or “yeahbut nobut yeabut nobut”
Spiders are sacred to me like cows are the the east Indies.
Does this mean you aspire to be reincarnated as a spider, the highest of all life forms???
LOL no it means the spider lead the first nation peoples out of the world below and lead them to this land. A long teaching to this story and you would have to give me tobacco.
yes. and I want to be admired by a pig.
I get it mired in mud!
It sure rained on someone’s parade.
someone’s pee-raid?
It’s a total washout.
Let’s get down to business
To Defeat the huns
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
Just drew some lines, then rain caused runs
there’s medicine for that, dude.
Finger painting street lines is fun.
Yes EMP you did so well (gives a -C)
What are you doing you broke the grading system nooo. A negative c is equivalent to an A^10.
Everyone RUN!
A+ is that better.
I can’t see the fail it is too blurry.
Good morning all.
Morning!
I have to run, so I can’t play any more “What’s My Line?”
Cheers, all!
Stay well brother and keep your stick on the ice!
And your winkie in your pants.
And your pants ON!
No, the “pants on” thing is more like… a sort of guideline, really. A general suggestion.
Yeah good point. I guess with him in particular, pants are always optional.
Im starting to think its to people that write the comments that are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? Crazy? Of course not. I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
*hides bloody knife*
Shadow- never forget, no one sane ever, I repeat ever, uses that many exclamation marks at a time.
*gets chloroform from the cupboard*
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am MAD!
I resemble that comment!
Only starting to think? Bit late, mate!
That’s not paint – it’s an overexposed photo of BMWs driving by.
It’s supposed to be abstract road art. It’s for the… ehm… more sophisticated commuter.
This must be what the street lines look like when an impaired person is driving.
or a politician is hired to drive the paint truck…
wait… there’s a redundancy in there somewhere. but the line is blurred.
What’s this? Van Gogh does road maintenance?
*Guy on the painting machine*:
“using waterproof paint on the road??? That’s a pretty idea I never had!!”
The painty guys over here use “paint” that wouldn’t get diluted like that. It’s in some kind of kettle where it gets heated so it becomes liquid. It hardens again as soon as it hits the road.
I know!!
Mustn’t I make a joke of the poor “strichlesmacher” ???!
And this is why we have drug-testing.
Ha! This is right around the corner from where I work. There sure is a lot of fail in this town, but I never expected it to be documented.
(singing) someone to wash, over me
Is it a painting fail or a rain win?
Um… this just looks like someone with muddy tires drove through some water. The lines are still there. [tilts head blondly] …I don’t get it…
in America u use water-soluble road paint? *clap clap* *facepalm*
What is in the road anyways???
ooooh its paint nvm
Well i think i could drive perfectly fine……. if there’s nobody else on the road.
It’s probably New York- we just ignore the yellow lines anyway.
hah
LOL.. Thats too funny
Is that an El Camino I see in the background? Sweet!
I don’t think it’s paint, I could be wrong, but it looks more like pollen to me.
Stupid WEATHER! Who the heck painted the road on the clear day.
I remember last week, it rain so hard, it flooded the school for 3 days. Now, 3 Saturdays will take the place. This is GFN!
Heh. You can still see the real yellow lines and it’s only on one side of the road. I’m inclined to believe that it’s a trail of sand/dirt from a truck.
first time i saw something i recognized on failblog. That is an el camino, and i know who it belongs to, and i know where the photo was taken. so, win for me i guess
i take it you live in st joseph too? lol right outside Geneos Pizza
Picture wins because of the El Camino in the background.
Oooooh crap xD
This is pollen on the road, not paint. I have seen this kind of thing before, cars drive around yellow until it rains, and then the streets run yellow. No paint involved.
@all 3 people who recognize this as a Failblog fail and not an actual fail…
Yup. It’s either mud or pollen pooling (probably both, depending on where this was taken) in the middle of the stream (which used to be a perfectly fine road), not paint. The fact that the actual paint is doing just fine is the first clue, but the fact that this happens anywhere there is rain is the second. A couple wheel barrows full of dirt could create a mile long trail like this.
Puntastic comments, though.
Wrong! I posted this picture. I took it with my phone from the front door of where I used to work. We saw the “line paint truck” (or whatever you call it) drive by earlier that morning.
870 Francis St, Saint Joseph, MO, United States
I recognized it instantly, that black sign in the background is for the missouri theatre. I’ve lived in this town my whole life.
very artistic rendition of a road.
just follow them yellow bricks alice!